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Speaker 1: You don't know me. Concession. I can't take back O arms.

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Speaker 2: Little Mouse Speaker.

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Speaker 3: Texas, seventy eighty five nine two says, when I was

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Speaker 3: about five years old, I met the Black Power Ranger

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Speaker 3: and got a picture with him.

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Speaker 1: O cool.

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Speaker 3: In the photo, you could see he was missing his

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Speaker 3: middle finger.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: My mom told me it was because he flipped off

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Speaker 3: his mom once, so she cut it off. And I

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Speaker 3: believe that till I was about twenty years old when

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Speaker 3: my mom finally told me she lied.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Growing up I told so many kids that the Black

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Speaker 3: Power Rangers mom cut his finger off. It was embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually believe it though still for some reason

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Speaker 1: me too.

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Speaker 3: The only body alteration that we do on this show

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Speaker 3: is voice changing to keep you anonymous for the mass speakers.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Jeff. That and also free bbls. But that's

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Speaker 3: a different segment that we did. But let's go to

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Speaker 3: one of our listeners who I think just wants to

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Speaker 3: do the voice changing part of this. She's going by

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Speaker 3: t is her fake name, So Tina, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey there, Oh yeah, holding it up to her face.

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Speaker 3: Butt yeah. Voice changer is on, Tina, you are the

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Speaker 3: mass speaker whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So a few years ago I had a first

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Speaker 2: date with a guy. Okay, he asked if I could

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Speaker 2: bring a friend for his friend. Oh is that very common?

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Speaker 1: It's not weird.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, it's an okay question, Like, hey, by the way,

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Speaker 3: I have another friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right.

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Speaker 3: It's like I bring my mom's on the first date.

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Speaker 3: I don't normally ask do you want to bring your

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Speaker 3: mom on the first date too?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: You bring your dad?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Too many moms, that's too much. But maybe the friend

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Speaker 3: friend is a little bit more compikay.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, this could be fun. And

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Speaker 2: then I started thinking, well, which one of my girlfriends

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Speaker 2: would be good for this? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Or which one will actually say yes?

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Speaker 2: Right? Is probably too yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so how do you choose?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: It was fun. Actually we went to his Instagram and

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Speaker 2: we looked at photos of his friends to see which

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Speaker 2: one And anyway, I see this one guy and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: he's the one, and I know exactly which girlfriend I

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Speaker 2: want to match. Okay, he's letting you pick his friends.

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Speaker 2: Let me sorry, let me clarify. So he was talking

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Speaker 2: about which guy he wanted to show me from.

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Speaker 1: A cataloged unavailable.

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Speaker 3: So you found at least one of your friends that

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Speaker 3: you thought would match well with his friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how'd that go?

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Speaker 2: Well, we go to the date and me and my

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Speaker 2: girlfriend get there first, and then the two guys show

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Speaker 2: up and their jaws dropped.

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Speaker 3: Guys, that beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Well, I had accidentally set up my friends on a

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Speaker 2: blind date with her ex husband.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was your ex husband.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: What a friend are you?

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Speaker 2: I mean, actually I did. Now I pretended like I

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Speaker 2: didn't realize or it was a mistake, but I know

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Speaker 2: it would be fun because they're both good people.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you were trying to get them back together.

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Speaker 1: This was like a plan of yours.

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Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't my plan. I just figured we'd.

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Speaker 1: Have fun and they already know each other. An your

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Speaker 1: wife would make your Nate go, Well that sounds terrible.

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Speaker 1: That sounds great. They have a lot to catch up

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Speaker 1: on them.

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Speaker 3: Oh I mean yeah, I don't know if it's like

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Speaker 3: a realistically good idea, but just for like pure entertainment value.

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Speaker 3: Great job.

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Speaker 1: So wait, how did they react after the shock war off?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well they stayed and we had a bunch of margaritas.

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Speaker 3: We are going to need they hate each other, Like,

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Speaker 3: what's the status of them?

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Speaker 2: I guess Yeah, the divorce was very amicable.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, all right, because I was imagining, so

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Speaker 1: you're trying took them back up. Okay, so you have

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Speaker 1: a couple of margarita's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean I wasn't positive how it was

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Speaker 2: going to go. The know, they they get along, but

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Speaker 2: you know, you just you never know.

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Speaker 1: You're playing with.

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Speaker 3: Fire right now, and you have your phone out to

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Speaker 3: record just in case.

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Speaker 2: A little bit. I mean, don't get me wrong, I

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Speaker 2: was I was here for the drama. I didn't want

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Speaker 2: the drama, but I was here for it. So what

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Speaker 2: was it like? Well, it started, of course, it was

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Speaker 2: like mildly awkward in the beginning. You know, a lot

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Speaker 2: of awkward silence, awkward laughter. But then you know, the

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Speaker 2: juices got flowing. You some were more giggling. There was

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Speaker 2: the glancing of the eyes. Next thing, you know, like

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Speaker 2: their hands accidentally touch on the table. I mean they did.

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Speaker 2: They did go to the bathroom at the same.

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Speaker 1: It was oh my god, doesn't necessarily wear all Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we don't really know, why did this marriage and in

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Speaker 1: the first place, so the re hookup would be this hot.

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Speaker 2: That's all you have to do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just divorced.

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Speaker 2: I see those flames just needed a little candling, I

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Speaker 2: guess y. Yeah, and they ended up getting back together.

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Speaker 3: No, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Less than six months later they got remarried.

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Speaker 1: What No, wow, oh my god. It actually turned out great.

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Speaker 3: So who knows about this plan?

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Speaker 2: It's just me. My friend doesn't know the ex husband

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Speaker 2: doesn't know the friends, so she.

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Speaker 1: Thinks it was an honest mistake. God, why aren't you

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Speaker 1: taking credit for it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, because I don't want them to think

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Speaker 2: I was plotting and scheming it was. It was kind

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Speaker 2: of an honest thing. And I know.

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Speaker 1: You and your manner.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, are you still dating that guy that you

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Speaker 3: went out with?

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Speaker 2: No, we're just friends now.

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Speaker 3: Well you were just supposed to look up your friend,

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Speaker 3: that's yeah. Wait, did you match with that guy just

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Speaker 3: so that you could set up this whole situation?

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Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not that devious.

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Speaker 1: Okay, scroll tops for weeks changed your location.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, really had some respect for you there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, it's like a happy surprise.

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Speaker 3: Yea happy story.

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Speaker 2: It was I just there are good people, and I

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Speaker 2: figured we'd have fun. I had no idea that I

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Speaker 2: would be the yeah, the amazing matchmaker.

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Speaker 3: Awesome Alexis. I hope one of your friends does that

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Speaker 3: for one of your exes.

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Speaker 2: Me too, that.

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Speaker 3: I do next seven, eight, five nine too. If you

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Speaker 3: have a confession that you've been holding on to, we'll

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Speaker 3: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 3: next mass speaker. Your phone tabs coming up right after

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Speaker 2: This freaking cham free in the morning.