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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast, Nicky Glazers, Here's Nicki. Hello, Here

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Speaker 1: I am It's Sticky Glazer's Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: and I am here not only with Andrew Colin and Noah,

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Speaker 1: but also on your Marina. Hey girl, Hey, we hear

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Speaker 1: you every time this that song every time. Do people

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Speaker 1: hear you more than anyone. It's a true honor and

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Speaker 1: a pledge. It's so good. It's Yeah, Nicky Glazer podcast. Good,

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Speaker 1: good job. Next do you do do the Nicki Glazer

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Speaker 1: World and Nicky Glazer podcast. So it's pretty Nicky Glazer

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Speaker 1: Podcast Nicki Glazer podcasts. An, I mean, we got to

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Speaker 1: talk about your outfit, Andrew Collin. For those of you

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Speaker 1: who are watching the video in a couple of days,

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Speaker 1: Andrew has a festive look. Jimmy Buffett, Golden crowd buffet,

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Speaker 1: trust fund golfing kids. Yeah, trust fund golfing kid, frat

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Speaker 1: guy going to a theme party, you know, trying to

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Speaker 1: get laid still. But like also, um, the shirt is

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Speaker 1: in an old vestige of the show, the early days

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Speaker 1: of the show. Um, we started the show in the

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Speaker 1: Cayman Islands. You bought that shirt one day when we

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Speaker 1: went to go shopping at a mall and um, it

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Speaker 1: is a Tommy Bahama correct. Yes, it's an original. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's no other prints. Um yeah, I bought it right

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Speaker 1: off the wall. It was framed. I took it out.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, this thing was on sale. They saw him coming.

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Speaker 1: It was you know, it was one of the things

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Speaker 1: where they're like, it's on sale and it was eight

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like eighty seven dollarsthing that like I got

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Speaker 1: on sale. Like yeah, I mean the original price, the

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Speaker 1: artist said was Mr. Bham. You know, it's like the

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Speaker 1: original price is on the price tag and there's already

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Speaker 1: a line through it with the same font that the

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Speaker 1: price has written, So you know that it was never

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Speaker 1: that price. Dude, I'm saying, yes, yeah, are intended price.

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Speaker 1: I think what happened is they bought fifteen for the

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Speaker 1: wait staff at the restaurant next door. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: one guy died so they had one extra. Yeah, they did.

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Speaker 1: They did a whole collection for a local hotel. Star.

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Speaker 1: It is very white there for their valet boys. You

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Speaker 1: do work. I look like a valet guy to have

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Speaker 1: to ask his friend to drive state that show white lotus. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: very quickly they forget and then the titles. I've never

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Speaker 1: known how to pronounce this titles. Uh the no, well,

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Speaker 1: the hat it is, it's a titleless hat. It's made

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Speaker 1: for a golfer who doesn't want to get too much

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Speaker 1: son who likes to party, have a little Miami rice

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Speaker 1: peanut Colada around three pm. Because it's two pm somewhere.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Well, he walked in this

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Speaker 1: morning where and he's also wearing shorts. Are those uh

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Speaker 1: swim shorts? These are a Lulu lemon short which act

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Speaker 1: as a swim workout. Or you could go to a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Are you go anywhere in those who Lulu who? Um?

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Speaker 1: You're dressing this way because it's nice outside. It's nice outside.

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Speaker 1: It was nice outside, like when you went outside, or

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Speaker 1: because you looked at the weather. I looked at the weather.

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Speaker 1: I did go outside today. I went to FedEx already

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Speaker 1: this morning to pick up a golf club that wasn't

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Speaker 1: sent to me, even though I paid for overnight shipping.

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Speaker 1: That's a whole thing. I read the reviews. This woman

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Speaker 1: was worse than Hitler apparently, and I thought this was

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Speaker 1: a year ago. She got these bad review You ever

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Speaker 1: go to the reviews of like a FedEx, like it

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Speaker 1: talks about the FedEx location. Like this woman wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: to me. She didn't. She wouldn't even get my package.

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Speaker 1: Even though it's the fifth time, I'm like so scared

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Speaker 1: her with kindness. I'm like, I'm like, she's gotta be

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Speaker 1: Like she still has her job. No, she wasn't. The

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Speaker 1: manager's name was a guy's name. Maybe she doesn't. I mean, wait,

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Speaker 1: what made you reviews before going? That's point because I've

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Speaker 1: ordered another package that has gone through and never got

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Speaker 1: to me. They're notorious for being notoriously bad. Why can't

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Speaker 1: follow your package. Kind of fun. I have a bikini

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Speaker 1: from Italy stuck in Jersey. It's been there for eight months.

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Speaker 1: So wait, how long has it been? Yourn No, it's

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Speaker 1: I've been to offices and I've just just I hear

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Speaker 1: this worth to you? Is it worth a hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars to just let it go? How many hours

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Speaker 1: more agonizing over it, like, well, I have a bathing

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Speaker 1: I just can't get this thing. Good question. Have you

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Speaker 1: called the actual bikini place because I wrote to them

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Speaker 1: and they're like the second you can't call them because

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Speaker 1: it's they're in Italy. Ordered this thing from Italy. It

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Speaker 1: came it was a size too small. I returned it

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Speaker 1: because Matt was like, that's a little small. So I

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Speaker 1: reluctantly returned it. I was like, all right, I go,

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Speaker 1: I'll get a size up. And then it did. Do

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Speaker 1: was I was like, this is a little small, but

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Speaker 1: I could deal with. I forgot you should always order

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Speaker 1: a bikini one size bigger because your boyfriend everyone look better. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and um, yeah, you don't want it like tight. You

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Speaker 1: don't want to be busting out. Yeah. And because you

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Speaker 1: know me, Yeah, you're even in a snow jacket, your

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Speaker 1: tits are big. So I wrote to the Italian company.

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Speaker 1: They're like, the second it gets back, we'll give you

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Speaker 1: a refund and we'll send you a new one. And

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Speaker 1: then it's just stuck in Jersey for eight months. It's

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Speaker 1: some holding facility at Gladys. I brought a bunch of

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Speaker 1: swimsuits to Hawaii with me, and I sometimes put them

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Speaker 1: on when my lover and I are about to hook

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Speaker 1: up because I don't have like lingerie, but like, I

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Speaker 1: have a really slutty swimwear that this company. When I

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Speaker 1: of swimsuits that are just skimpy string like nipple cover swimsuits.

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Speaker 1: And sometimes I'll put one on because I just I

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Speaker 1: It looks so slutty and so like I want I

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Speaker 1: there won't be any professional relationship between us ever. Get

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Speaker 1: probably get on the show, you'll get more like I

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Speaker 1: they're I feel like titty is like just tempting them

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Speaker 1: Different things that can look so slutty like that you

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Speaker 1: know why. Maybe just a taboo. Yeah, and it's like

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Speaker 1: A little yeah, he I could go there and they're

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Speaker 1: going on in China. They're killing Muslims over there, about Kazakhstan.

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Speaker 1: Edge they're also freaking acting up, for sure, acting everyone's

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Speaker 1: acting a fool. But these days over there, So what's

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Speaker 1: Are you going to wear that to your golf lesson? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: that woman. That's Hitler, right, So you understand the idea

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Speaker 1: It just I just don't think the weather should predict

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Speaker 1: how we dress. I feel like, when you're in the Midwest,

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Speaker 1: it's like it's time to look like a fucking lumberjack.

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Speaker 1: This is who you are because it's keeps you warm,

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Speaker 1: I know, but there should be warm summer clothes. How

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Speaker 1: about that like that print on a sweater, like that

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Speaker 1: same print that that Hawaiian. I don't know if we

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Speaker 1: I'm wrong, endless summer, Yes, endless summer, that's actually the

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Speaker 1: summer winter wear. A name of a nikki glazer or

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Speaker 1: really original song. Well, it's a lot of things and

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Speaker 1: endless summer where I want to understand what you think

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Speaker 1: so the clothing is warm, the print you want, there's

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Speaker 1: there's prints like that. Dude. Yeah, I'll buy you one.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you wear it because that is a

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Speaker 1: ridiculous print. That's because you're seeing it through a very

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Speaker 1: It's not your fault? Husbands and wives? Woody Allen, that's right?

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Speaker 1: well that's that's that's created gun But everyone's way what's

420
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: of gone? I just came up with that gone. John

421
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,719
Speaker 1: Jack guy I really liked, called me gonja because he

422
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: was a huge pothead and I seemed hie. It means

423
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: horrible and rugs the great words. She taught me that

424
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: word yesterday dinner. But wet us but oh she's she's

425
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: like oozing wetness getting hard. What's your bed ning name? Nick? This?

426
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: This kid in fifth grade UM used to call me

427
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: nickel pickle pearl. I don't know what it was, but

428
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: he was just like his name was John Jordan's, I believe,

429
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,719
Speaker 1: and he was like nickel pickle pearl, and I just

430
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 1: loved it. The best I've ever heard nicol pickle pearl,

431
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: very southern, Yeah, from John Jordan's. He was just just

432
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: like a little black kid who just like had took

433
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: a shine to me. Was just and I did not

434
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was worthy of a nickname. Back

435
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: then it was very cool. Yeah, I've never felt worthy

436
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: of a nickname? Did you ever get one? I got

437
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: one in high school as girls I wanted riddling from me? Okay,

438
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 1: how you had access to it for your d and

439
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't take it because I couldn't eat and then

440
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: I'd be tired for sports. So girls knew I had

441
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: it in my front pocket. They could like smell it

442
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 1: out and they would chase me down the hall. Hey, God,

443
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: did you did you feel cool? No? I felt like

444
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: such a loser because I felt like a drug dealer

445
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: that didn't make any money. What a loser that is

446
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: fucking I'm Jewish and I'm not even turning this into

447
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,719
Speaker 1: a return. I probably could have sold them forty I mean,

448
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: these girls drove BMW's. Yeah, they would have given you

449
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: money for it, and then they would have respected you

450
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:55,719
Speaker 1: for like having you to please take my drugs. So

451
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: it was like an I can't eat where I'm not

452
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 1: even and starting Oh my god, yeah, every day riddling

453
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: and a little tinfoil thing, and I'm taken in front

454
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 1: of my mom. Oh so your mom would watch you

455
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: take it? She was around. Yeah, in the next round.

456
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: You're the only person I know that avoided taking riddling

457
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 1: for because it made you not eat. Most of those

458
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 1: girls were doing it so they wouldn't eat. Oh, I see,

459
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: I see. I bet you know a lot of people

460
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 1: didn't take it because it made you feel like a

461
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: fucking robot. No. I read it all the time that

462
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: people used to take it, right generic, I understand why

463
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: people don't take it because it makes you feel amazing,

464
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: Because I think the drug that that you take currently.

465
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: It is different than I've taken at Riddle and they

466
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: are more there's a different, but I still I would

467
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: I would take I would take any of it, and

468
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: not because I'm like I'm addicted to it, but because

469
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,239
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna get stuff done, I'm going to be

470
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: more present, I'm going to be more excited about life,

471
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to be happy. Maybe that means it just

472
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: works for me. But why do people not take it?

473
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: All the time? I was sadder. Yeah, it didn't make

474
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: me happy. It made me No, I just should never

475
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: have been taken. Why did you like it? Then? I

476
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 1: liked it the first time I did it, and never

477
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: again I liked it. I would do like an all

478
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: night or like write a paper like it did allow

479
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: me to know I would be like chattery teeth till

480
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: four in the morning, being like, granted, I took it

481
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: a time, You're not an addict? Have you ever really? Oh? Yeah?

482
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: Where which part? When did you? When did you take it?

483
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: I took it um. I had a lot of work

484
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: to do and my ex had had them, so he

485
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: gave it to me, and it was I felt like

486
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: I was like on another like plane you know, to

487
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: get a different dimension. I didn't feel happy. I just

488
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: felt like, you know, just like work mode, get things done,

489
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, I feel like my brain

490
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: was just like an overdrive. Yeah, it is kind of

491
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: funny to take a drug like that. You see the

492
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: movie like Limitless, where it's like I could do anything.

493
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: But it's funny to just still be dumb but then

494
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: feel like you can do a lot, Like you're doing

495
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: the good Bill hunting Chalkboard, but it's six figures. It's

496
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: just like it's just you writing out like sublime lyrics, Bradley.

497
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm like, what this is wild, dude. I

498
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: told you about the time that I took that sleeping pill.

499
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: What is it called ambion Ambion French? And I was

500
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: on the plane and I was like, oh my god.

501
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: I had all these song ideas and they were brilliant,

502
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: and I was watching Californication on the plane and writing songs.

503
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm getting so much done watching this

504
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: show and writing all these lyrics. And then I got

505
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: home the next day and was like, I gotta check

506
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: those on. It was just a notebook full of kaleidoscope

507
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: designs with some dialogue from Californication, Like diagonally you sound

508
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: like the you know those spider webs. There's actually in

509
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: the studio we're working uh in. They have the thing

510
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: that I see all the time on Reddit where it's

511
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: like they show spiders that are on different drugs and

512
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: the webs that they make. It's in the studio that

513
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: we're recording these songs. They have it on the wall.

514
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: That's a weird spider. Yeah, they like it make spiders

515
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: like high on marijuana, high on and it shows the

516
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,479
Speaker 1: webs that they make and how different you like art

517
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: is to a spider. You know. But it's just, um,

518
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: I realized, like on Riddle and stuff like that, I'll

519
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: do it. I'll do a B, like I'll get a

520
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: B minus paper done lickety split, you know, like it

521
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: will be or a B, let's say. But if I

522
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: were to actually not do it, I would still wait

523
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: till the last second, which I always do, and it

524
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: would be an A, but it would take six times

525
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: as long. It would be so not fun would be higher. Yes,

526
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: but if you aren't unriddling, you get it done faster.

527
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: You have fun doing it and you feel like you're

528
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: doing an A but it is a B. But if

529
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: you do an A thing, it's like last night I

530
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: was watching my special, watching the new cut, and I

531
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if it's an A. And

532
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: you know, my partner, we've seen it a million times.

533
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: We were both like, it's not it might not be

534
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: an A. And I was like, I was about to

535
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: start crying because I was like, this is like the

536
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: worst feeling in the world. And I was like, not

537
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: everything has to be an A. For this to be

538
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: an A, I would have killed myself, it would like,

539
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: and everything else in my life would have suffered. I

540
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: would be something would be bad. Right now this is

541
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: and some might interpret this as a'nt. I don't know

542
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't know how they're grading. Yes,

543
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: And I have felt like it was an A before

544
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: when I was unriddling editing, and I've thought right exactly,

545
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: I don't know anymore. I'm not objective anymore. Able to

546
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: listen to people on coke and you've been sober and

547
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, these people are out of time.

548
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: I never know when people are on coke. I remember,

549
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: because you talk. I know. I don't know what's wrong

550
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: with me. I really talk very fast. They think all

551
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: their ideas a little bit. Actually, huh, they think all

552
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: their ideas are coke. Yeah, it's it's the most annoying

553
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: thing ever. They're like they just think they're brilliant, like

554
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: they have all these point of views all of a sudden,

555
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: and it's like, what, like, do you remember being on

556
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: coke and feeling that way? I more. For me, coke

557
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: was just I just felt sexy as hell. Yeah, I

558
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: felt like a fucking like Antonio been there is just

559
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: walked on the dance floor. But meanwhile, if you were

560
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: looking at me silver, you were like, this guy is

561
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: just talking to the wall, sweating with blood, coming out

562
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: of this mode. God. But I'm just like it's Antonio's Yeah,

563
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: I felt that way when I'm drunk. You look in

564
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: the mirror and you're like, oh my god, I'm so fun. Yeah.

565
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: What it is, And it's so interesting because it's a

566
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: chemical that's doing something to your brain that your brain

567
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: is capable of feeling all the time. So like you

568
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: know the weather today, you're going to be in a

569
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: better mood because it's like birds are chirping, it's like

570
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: nice outside. But you're capable of feeling that way in cold,

571
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: Like the weather is not changing your brain in a way.

572
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: It's just you can get to that state. It's just harder.

573
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: Like you said, like riddling gets you there. We're all

574
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 1: we want to get there quicker, like whatever that feeling

575
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: of of dopamine, we gotta get there euphoria. Yeah, And

576
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,239
Speaker 1: so you get there through four fucking Jager bombs as

577
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: opposed to four years of meditation, like you know what

578
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: I mean. Like, so it's just I don't know, it's

579
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: like several I got a the micro needling yesterday and

580
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: I got a little lip injection and I got a

581
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: little like under eye stuff, and like when you first

582
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: get it done, you can just see the results. And

583
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: I mean I looked like beating up like with my

584
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: skin pigment because of the micron thing, but the filler

585
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: and stuff, there's no swelling. It look like in four

586
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: days you're like, oh wow, yeah, you're like look good.

587
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 1: And then today I looked woke up and I looked

588
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: like like I was beaten severely in my sleep. But

589
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: leaving yesterday, leaving the place, I was just like it

590
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 1: felt the same as like you get a new haircut

591
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 1: or something like you just feel literally more deserving of love.

592
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: You're just like, I'm pretty like there's then going through

593
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: the four day, does that spoil it for you? Or

594
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: knowing that there's light at the end of the tunnel.

595
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: It's kind of fun because it's like, oh my god,

596
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: every day I wake up, I'm gonna be able to see.

597
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: And it's so subtle, like I got the They only

598
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: put stuff on my lips because they did my under eyes.

599
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: And and it's so weird. They put a canula. They

600
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: inject a canula into your child. It's like it's like

601
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: something that doesn't da. It's not a needle. It's a

602
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: blunt end so it doesn't damage the tissue or like

603
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: the under muscles or anything. So they do it through

604
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: my cheek and then the needle went through the canyla

605
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 1: into my under eye, and then they scored. I could

606
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: hear go and you're awake. I saw it happened. I

607
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: was there, and can I tell you what happened? So

608
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: there was a huge pool, like just this huge thing

609
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: of blood they just went When they did this, it

610
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: just goes put all the way down and they caught

611
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: it on each cheek like a tearing blood my cheeks.

612
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And I got the micro needling. Did

613
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: you when No, when you got micro needling, did they

614
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: take your blood out and then like rub your blood

615
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: into your face? Oh? I didn't do that one, but

616
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: it's I loved it. Yeah, your face like beat up

617
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: for how long? Because my face looks insane today? Like

618
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: I put on a little bit of cover up so

619
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: you can't really tell, but it's bad my Like I

620
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: look like I had been in the sun for like

621
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: a hundred several hours. Yes, yeah, but the after was great.

622
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: I was really happy with it, and I think you

623
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: will be to. Yeah, it was, it was, it was.

624
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: It was really fun And shout out to nayak Uh

625
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: Plastic Surgery up in St. Louis. It's interesting that you

626
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: have to like that someone figured it out that you

627
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: have to beat the ship out of your face to

628
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: make it look perfect. It's like going through cold to

629
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: get to it. I don't know, it's just interesting, Like

630
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: I don't know, like it's just like breaking your arm

631
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Speaker 1: to make your arms. Yeah. That's the thing that's the

632
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: college is me off, is that it just seems like

633
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: micro needling just came around in the last decade. I

634
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: feel like and that is the smartest way to regenerate

635
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: college wound. Yes, like tiny wounds. But I would wonder

636
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: why sunburn doesn't do that, you know what I mean,

637
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: because I think that damages as opposed to just hurting it.

638
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: It's all about the underneath layers of skin. I think

639
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: damaging the underneath is important. I'm obsessed with warts, and

640
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: so if someone wants to give you their war, um,

641
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: I do know that there is a technique called needling

642
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: for warts to to to help them. And if you

643
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: have a wart, if you just stab it a bunch

644
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: of times with a needle, like literally, they make it

645
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: pulp like they just stab it. It's like they're like

646
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: and there's doctor stab it. And so the body goes

647
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: because the warts are really sneaky and they your immune

648
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: system doesn't know what they are. They kind of like

649
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: hide out and then that's they get to grow in

650
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: your immune systems, just like school, because it stays on

651
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: the top layer of skin and it doesn't really cause

652
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: your body to like go fight it, and that's why

653
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 1: they grow. And if you stab it with a needle

654
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 1: a bunch of times, it starts bleeding and it's like,

655
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: you know, something traumatic is happening down there. Your body's

656
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: immune system goes, what the fuss going on down there,

657
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: and then it sends help and then the word can heal,

658
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: And so it's kind of a similar thing for your face,

659
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: I think. But I did get my lips done, um,

660
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: and I wasn't planning on it. I usually just get

661
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: botox to do a lip flip, and I got them done,

662
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: and so they're really like luscious right now because they

663
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: didn't put any filler in your lips, though they did

664
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: they did, yeah, because they had some leftover from my

665
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: eyes and she was like, you have a little bit

666
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: left and I was like, so little, so little. They

667
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: didn't do the bottom right, No, they did a little

668
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: bit um. But last night it was like swelling up

669
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: as I was hanging out with Chris and he was

670
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: just like and I put like. I was like, oh,

671
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: I got my graniny andhing. I didn't tell him all

672
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: the stuff I got time because who who? He doesn't

673
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: need to know. And I was like putting a can

674
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: on my lips. He was like, wait, did you get

675
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: your lips done? And I was like, and he was

676
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 1: just like, I thought something and he was like, wait,

677
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: so is it gonna like be like that. I was like,

678
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: now it's gonna go down. I was like, I swear

679
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,919
Speaker 1: to you. She even told me like they're gonna swell.

680
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna think it's too much. But I promise she's

681
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: not gonna be that way. And and I was like,

682
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: do you like these dsls? And he was just like,

683
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: get away. Like I just looked insane. My face was burnt,

684
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: my eyes were puffing up. I looked like I get

685
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: stung by bees. Like I was the opposite of hot.

686
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: And he's just like he's seen me in some grizzly

687
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: scenarios after some face stuff, and so I think he

688
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: knows in four days kind of look amazing, so he

689
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: can wait it out, you can be I think he

690
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: was just like, don't do this. You don't need to

691
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: do this. And he's like, are you doing it for

692
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: f boy? I'm like, kinda gonna be on TV and

693
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: you know, and uh, I don't know. I've done it before.

694
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: So and it's I get very minimal done and so

695
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: but here's my question. When you get a lot of minimal,

696
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: does it equal maximum? Eventually? Will it be? You know

697
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? See, like I think a lot of times,

698
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: like we tell ourselves it's like a little microbe. Can

699
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: you overdo it? Can you overdo it? While doing a

700
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: minimal Everyone that looks like a cat did not mean

701
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: to do that unless they wanted the cat, but unless

702
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: they look key case. But that's what I'm saying so now,

703
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: but nowadays, I feel like with technology and stuff, you

704
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: could do minimal. Like back in the day, my mom

705
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: got a facelift and she looked like she got literally

706
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: ran over by like nineteen fucking trucks, Like she was

707
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: like coming out of the room like like like from

708
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: arrested Development. Yeah, we have to honor the women that

709
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 1: paved the way for us, who gave up their faces

710
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 1: for you to have done. Yeah, yeah it did. And

711
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: my tima got it too. Um. It's just yeah, it's

712
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: interesting when old when older people get it, because then

713
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: it's like their kids are here, their faces here, so

714
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: it's like it's a balance. It's just gonna keep getting

715
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: better and better too. Let's get to the newsst Oh man,

716
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday, folks. You know what that means. Bob sag

717
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: it died Christ Just yeah, that's our new joke. It's

718
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: probably no one likes it for us too, and Bob

719
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: hated it. Uh. I hope you're having all those fells alright.

720
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: A dying fifty seven year old Maryland handyman is the

721
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: first person in the world to receive a heart transplant

722
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: from a big He's doing well after the risky procedure.

723
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: The orin side effects is he's rolling in mud and

724
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 1: he's eating mafia dead bodies that they kill. I can't

725
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 1: believe the journalists wrote he's eating mafia dead bodies. Yeah,

726
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: I know this journalist is very similar to someone else,

727
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 1: but yeah, that was a joke that I told Noah yesterday.

728
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,479
Speaker 1: We laughed and I sucked it up today. Um yeah,

729
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: so how do we feel about that? So this guy? Yeah,

730
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: I mean they're using already. It's it's a genetically modified pig.

731
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: They genetically modified the pig to give, you know, to

732
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: have this kind of heart so that the human doesn't

733
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: reject another transplant. There's like three things they have to

734
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: change in a pig heart. First, start using GMOs for

735
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: like good stuff and not just to make our food taste. Yeah,

736
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: just so our pig isn't bigger to eat. And I

737
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: don't really understand what GMOs are it is another bad

738
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: but it's um. So they made the pig grow kind

739
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: of a heart that was good enough to How don't

740
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 1: they do this all the time? Well, this is a yeah.

741
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: And why isn't this like on like the biggest news

742
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: ever and kind it was on USA today it was

743
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: it's on Andrew's news segment. That's true. Um, we do,

744
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: we do have all the late Well they've been using

745
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: pig valves so but now they're using the whole pig. Uh.

746
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: The guy, the reason why he got it is he

747
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: was he didn't so he was up for a hard transplant,

748
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: but he didn't do anything. The doctor They were like,

749
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: we're not giving you a human one because that could

750
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: go to someone that will actually treat him. Yeah, exactly,

751
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: change their diet, will give you this pig one. Um.

752
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: I like it. You know if if they offered it

753
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: to me, I'd say, do you have a tofu and

754
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: an impossible pig heart? Yeah? I think it's it's knowing

755
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: my mother who needed a lung and she wasn't able

756
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: to get it. Like the way to get on the

757
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: transplant list is like you have to be healthy enough

758
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: to handle it and sick enough to get it, so

759
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: it's like almost impossible to be on the list. It's

760
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: like it's really hard. So now you know whatever, Like

761
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: I think it's unbelievable Mom could get pig lungs. It

762
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: would be so cool. What if she were really rich

763
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: or really famous? Did did those people get bumped up?

764
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: I mean absolutely, but honestly I don't think so. Because

765
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 1: your family has some money, money wasn't an issue, right,

766
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: so it would have been. But we're also not going

767
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: to buy a hospital. Like I think there is a

768
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: level of money, but you still need to want to

769
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: accept the lung and like, dude, it's fucking insane. Well

770
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: you have to do after getting lungs or Jory and

771
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: the chances of it. The reason why they don't want

772
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: to give it to someone is because they don't want

773
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: you to die and then them to either get sued

774
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: or to be like, oh, only of our patients work

775
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: for it statistics that they you know, it's their Yelp

776
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: review afterwards exactly, like are you going to take care

777
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,399
Speaker 1: of this? Because you're gonna it's like when um, you know,

778
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 1: I think Abercrombie told the Jersey Shore people like they

779
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: paid them to not wear their stuff because they're like,

780
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: you're hurting our brands. So if we give it long

781
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: to someone who's going to die right away, you're hurting

782
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: our brand as this clinic that that's nothing to do

783
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: with like them personally. Yeah, I mean everyone should get

784
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: one in that case of like, hey, we don't care

785
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: if our ratings three percent, as long as you know,

786
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: we give you a fighting chance. Do they consider like

787
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: the good you're going to do in the world, like afterwards,

788
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: like maybe if you were like, you know what I'm

789
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: gonna I just started this organization that saves you know,

790
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: And then they're like, well, I guess we'll have to

791
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: close our doors if I don't get this heart. Yeah,

792
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: pretty much. I think, Yeah, I think you might have

793
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: some leverage there, But I don't know. I think, like

794
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: this guy, pigs lived to twenty years old. The pig

795
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: was one years old when they gave him the heart.

796
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: So I wonder if the pig heart will last twenty years.

797
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: Pigs lived to twenty not the pigs, not most pigs

798
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 1: that we have. I bet they lived to three at

799
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 1: the most. Remember when they when they made an ear

800
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,919
Speaker 1: like a human ear, but it grew on a rat

801
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 1: or something like, yeah, that was all. There's a photo

802
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: of this, like, is there probably a dumb question? Did

803
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: the pig was Did they used the pig's heart or

804
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: did the pig grow another heart on his back? Right? No,

805
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: I think they used that pig. Cart they used that

806
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: pig's heart. Now, there was a thing like twenty years

807
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: ago a baby got a baboon's heart, but and then

808
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: died a month later and grew a weird asked, did

809
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: you guys read that article about the trans person that

810
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: had been waiting forever for their penis to get a

811
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: new panut? Yeah, and then they finally had the penis constructed,

812
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: and they were so scared because very often the penis

813
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: doesn't take, like it dies and it was I never

814
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: knew that. But it's the same thing like with an oregon.

815
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: You have to hope that it takes. Like your body

816
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 1: reject this. Tell you what dig rejects me all the time. Yeah,

817
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: you've got a dead dick. Yeah, I have a dead pick.

818
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: Just it's a transplant and I didn't I never told

819
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: you this, and you just like draw stitch marks around

820
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,919
Speaker 1: the base of it. Yeah, I got this dickt from

821
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: sucking Gerbil when I was seven. I never grew I

822
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: grew around it. It's really interesting trans surgery. Like I

823
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: always heard that it's easier to dig a hole and

824
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: build a pole. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, it isn't early.

825
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: They did a skin graph from the right thigh and

826
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: like half the quadricept is gone. And why not use

827
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: a condaver cock. I don't know. I like how you

828
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: couldaver though, said endeavor. It's a real I remember there

829
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: was some guy that is a dead guy's COCKU died hard.

830
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: My uncle TV chopped off his finger one time, like

831
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: the you know, the end of his finger, and they

832
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 1: sewed it to get the skin. They sewed it into

833
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: his palm, so he was always doing like rock and roll,

834
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,959
Speaker 1: you know, until the finger grew the scot the skin

835
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: and then amazing. Have you ever had a cut on

836
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: your finger and you used to super blue and you

837
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: just push it together. It's truly works. Yeah. Yeah. The

838
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 1: body is amazing, as I think, what is the point

839
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: of your episode today? The resilience of the resiliency of

840
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: the body. It's incredible. The bounce back of it. Yeah,

841
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: your face has already bounced back. There's no evidence of

842
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: any weirdness, but we always like, I can't believe a

843
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: lizard can grow. It looks like I've eaten a lot

844
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: of sodium. My eyes almost totally makeup on the bottom.

845
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,959
Speaker 1: Or is that just can blue? Because if it's black

846
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: and blue, you should bottle that because it looks great.

847
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: What do you mean like underneath your No there, it's

848
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 1: it's puffy here. But maybe there might be some runoff

849
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: from my map. Maybe is there black and blue? Oh

850
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: you have a tiny bit of it might be but um, yeah,

851
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: it's they filled in this and I've been not wanting

852
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: to get it, but I can feel it like it

853
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: was always so hollow there and now I'm so excited

854
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: to like it looks like you have a good night's sleep.

855
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: You know when it's done. You know those are called

856
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: andrew these areas, they're called tear troughs. Oh yeah, tear troughs.

857
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: That sounds like what a pig eats out of its crying. Um.

858
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: The next be funny to just feed a pig like

859
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: asparage is and they have it on like an all

860
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: veggie diet, so it could be a healthy heart for humans. Yeah,

861
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: I think they do eat fruits and veggies. Yeah, pigs

862
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 1: to not eat mafia meat. How did you say it? Mad?

863
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 1: Mafia meat? All right? Well, speaking of meat, uncut gems.

864
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: Actress Julia Fox and rapper Kanye West. She wrote this

865
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: insane blog for what magazine? Was it? There's some interview interviews? Yeah,

866
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 1: I think it was. And she wrote this insane blog

867
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: that reads like a diary entry of a fifth grader.

868
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: I mean, this girl is really dumb and no offense

869
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: to her. She's beautiful and not everyone gets a great

870
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: education or cares about being able to be a good writer.

871
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: But um, it's so bad and I don't understand why

872
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: why it exists? What it is? Can we read it?

873
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,240
Speaker 1: Do you have it there? Uh? It just talks about

874
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,959
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss Keeping Up. I've been watching Keeping Up. Wait.

875
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,919
Speaker 1: She wrote that she wrote about I was on the podcast,

876
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: and this is what the article is about. I didn't

877
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: know about this. So this is about how she was

878
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: obsessed with keeping up with the Kardashians, how she never

879
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: wants it to end, how was such a part of

880
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: her childhood all this ship. That she's a die hard fan,

881
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: you know, and now she's you know, dating Kanye, who

882
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: dated Kim. But I mean, I think a lot of

883
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: people probably had that story, so it's a coincidence for sure.

884
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 1: There was some article recently about people who ended up

885
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: dating the people that they once said was like a

886
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: crush of this. It's like the secret I guess. You know.

887
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 1: Katie Holmes had once said, you know in the seventeen

888
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: magazine that Tom Cruise was her like number one, and

889
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: then there was like, oh god, there was someone else. Recently.

890
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's a really cute story. Um.

891
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: I knew a girl who was fifteen and obsessed with

892
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: the singer of a band and then ended up marrying

893
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: him years later, And I was like, that's creepy. It's

894
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: always like a young girl being like I love to

895
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: date this old guy, and the old guys like huh, Like,

896
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: I know thirty seven now and you're married, but I

897
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: have her boyfriend kind of. But listen, I'm sure he'd

898
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: understand Betty why I got you. Yeah, I like. But

899
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: that's the thing, like I becoming That was why I

900
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: wanted to be famous, was because I wanted to be

901
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: able to pursue PC and Dave Matthews like not even

902
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: and be friends with Jenn Franson like I wanted in

903
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: I wanted that. It bothered me that those people exist,

904
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: but I don't have access to them, and now I do.

905
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: And turns out I'm living in St. Louis and all

906
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: my friends and not super duper famous, and it feels

907
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: better that way. It'd be ye going to Bob's funeral

908
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: are yeah, and on Friday and I'm just flying for

909
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: the day. And uh, I was just telling Anya, like

910
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 1: I and like there's a part of me that's dreading

911
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: going because there's so like I get kind of anxiety

912
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 1: around celebrities and like, I don't know, I just it's

913
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: a lot of like just there's a lot who cares

914
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: like I'm going because Bob would go to mine and

915
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 1: it's I'll get to your great stories, and I honestly

916
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: know it will be very therapeutic. But the only person

917
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 1: I would want to see is Bob's say. It's gonna

918
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: be there. You know he's gonna be um uh no,

919
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: not time um, but he's gonna be busy. You know

920
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: he's going to be I mean, it's gonna be wild.

921
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: I think'll be there. It's weird when you go to

922
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 1: funerals because it doesn't really feel real until you see

923
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: the body and then you're like, what the like this

924
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: person is dead, like it just I don't know it.

925
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:36,959
Speaker 1: It's different, like yeah, it gives you. I guess it. Really,

926
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 1: I know, I don't like it. I feel like I

927
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: can do without the closure. Well, I've always said funerals

928
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: are the only thing you could skip of someone's and

929
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 1: they won't be bad at you because they don't exist.

930
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: But I usually go to funerals. If I go, you

931
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: know what, that person would go to mind. And I

932
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: know Bob would go to mind. I know he would.

933
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: You know, I like a funeral. I don't need to

934
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: see the body. I wouldn't mind tell my grandpa's body,

935
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know looks weird. It doesn't

936
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: look like he's also in like all like skater gear.

937
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: I just think the idea of putting my grandpa and

938
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: this cap on sideways. Are you my grandpa's like, oh Luigi,

939
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 1: I had a friend die. He was freaking. He overdosed

940
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: when he was in Like the funeral was all people

941
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 1: on drugs and like the person that talked was like dude,

942
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: sucking Dan always charged it and he fucking dude. He

943
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: was always at a party. He was always the fucking

944
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: the dude, always up the latest and sucking any time

945
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: we were sucking wakeboard? Is he's dead? I forgot about wakeboarding?

946
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, parks when people die in your life.

947
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: I was just I just actually had an exchange with

948
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: Bob's wife on Instagram which I was like, I get

949
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: really nerve us reaching out to people who are closest

950
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: of kids to people who have died, because it's just like,

951
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like I can ever say the

952
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: right thing. I don't they don't want to hear my sympathy.

953
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: I can't understand what they're going through. And but I

954
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: did it because but it goes back to the thing

955
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: of like everyone's doing it, so I shouldn't do it,

956
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: and then maybe some people aren't doing it because they

957
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: think that same thing. Yeah. I just I just feel

958
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: like I'm I just don't smell Luigi and like what

959
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: does that smell? I know he stinks that. I know

960
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 1: I have to wash him. It's not gonna happen today. Poop.

961
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: Oh you smell like poop? Do smell um? Do you? Guys? Like?

962
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:44,280
Speaker 1: When who's been what's been the most significant like death

963
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: in your life from celebrity standpoint. No, no, not just

964
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: like anyone, because I was thinking about it, and I

965
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: think this is the saddest I've ever been about someone's death.

966
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: M and how lucky I am too, Like I think

967
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: the younger they are, even if they aren't closer to you,

968
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: it in tacks to you because you think of your

969
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,839
Speaker 1: own mortality. I guess. I literally had a friend died

970
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 1: yesterday from college and we weren't that. He was a

971
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 1: year about me in my fraternity. He was a writer,

972
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: he wrote this movie ship. Um fuck, I feel like

973
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: an asshole. It's okay, it, yeah, but like he was

974
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: such a party animal in college. But like just thinking

975
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: about but I don't know, we don't know yet. I

976
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: just found out, like I'm sorry, Yeah, I mean, I'm

977
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: Brandon Murphy and he I mean also, I don't have

978
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: complete confirmation that he's dead, right, maybe he maybe when

979
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: people thought you died, yeah that's what we Oh my god,

980
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. That was wild. But do you

981
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: guys like I mean, I think my friend Roma ROMI

982
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: I think was for you. Yeah. She was my best

983
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 1: friend like fifteen years ago, for like a good eight years,

984
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: and she's started going through rough times and and at

985
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,879
Speaker 1: a certain point, I was like, I gotta cut her

986
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: off because she's she's clearly like she was just burning

987
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: all these bridges and we were fighting all the time,

988
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: and I was like, you're not in your right mind.

989
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: You need to like get your ships sorted out or

990
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: and she did, and then we kind of never got

991
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 1: back to normal. We were like acquaintances, and I really

992
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: missed her, and then for years were out of touch

993
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 1: and nobody knew where she was. And then and then

994
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: she she met a terrible end alone, and in a

995
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: way all of us were like, I guess she's better off.

996
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: But it's never felt I never got to go to

997
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: a funeral. I never got to be there in the

998
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: hospital at the end when things were getting really bad,

999
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, it's always like I have a lump

1000
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: in my throat about it. That's the one that hit me.

1001
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: The hartist. Did you do you like like looking at

1002
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: pictures and going through video and like, do you like

1003
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: revisiting it because I'm having a really hard time, Like

1004
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: I didn't. It was the first day that I looked

1005
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: at our text exchange and like, I wish I had more.

1006
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,839
Speaker 1: I wish he wishes she had a laugh. Romy had

1007
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: the best laugh. And the thing is, Heather McMahon sounds

1008
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: exactly like Romy sometimes, and they talked the same. They're

1009
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: the same vibe of like, you know what a fucking like.

1010
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: They have the same almost like southern like I don't

1011
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: know what it is, but they were feisty. So I

1012
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: listened to Heather mcmahn a lot because I'm like, that

1013
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: reminds me of Rommate, like the same reactions to ship.

1014
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: It's weird. I was thinking about, though, you were talking

1015
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: about it yesterday, about how like when a celebrity dies,

1016
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: you hear about it a thousands or thousands of times.

1017
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: It's everywhere everywhere. This guy died. He was a writer.

1018
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: He wrote a movie that um again, I can't remember

1019
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: the name of it, but like he wasn't like a

1020
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: no nobody in per per se. You can't find it

1021
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: on the internet, like you would have to like literally

1022
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: search out his death. So it's like a different kind

1023
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: of thing because one is like completely in your face

1024
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: and the other one it's like no one knows this.

1025
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: That's why I wouldn't you just say his name, because

1026
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,959
Speaker 1: it's like when people die, we just like stop saying

1027
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: their name and then they just disapp here. It's like, um,

1028
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: my friend who killed himself in high school. It was

1029
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: before the age of the internet and everyone having Facebook,

1030
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: or it was before it was before everything. And you

1031
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: look at you Google his name and there's like two

1032
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: things that come up, and I'm like, this is a

1033
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: person that, like God, I just want more of them.

1034
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: So I try to always say, you know, David Kinnaker,

1035
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: just to like keep it in the like keep the

1036
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: ball up in the air. Like, well, this guy was

1037
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: like I can't even describe how creative, even though he

1038
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: was an absolute nutcase in college. I love how you

1039
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: can't describe it because you're not as creative. Yeah, but

1040
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: if I took a riddling, I hit Man's Wife's Bodyguard

1041
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: is the name of the movie I made up. No, No,

1042
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: that's the movie that he wrote, hit Man's Wife's Bodyguard.

1043
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: Like he did this thing like this will be an

1044
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: example of what he did. He took his whole room

1045
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: in the fraternity house and put it outside the bar

1046
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: exactly set up like it was in his room, like

1047
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: at night. Like this was like the kind of like crazy,

1048
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: like he would he was the one that drove around

1049
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 1: the pledge like people that wanted the pledge of attorney

1050
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: and any raped four they saw. He gave him a

1051
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 1: baseball bat and said you have to knock the window

1052
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: out because he hated rap fours. Like one time he

1053
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: was driving, he was throwing up sounds like person. I

1054
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: know they're all like horrible like stories, but they're also

1055
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: like what made him so unique and fun and and

1056
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 1: crazy to have the mind to be so creative in

1057
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: a way I don't know. He was Brandon Murphy. Brandon

1058
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: Murphy back with a more show right after this. Alright,

1059
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 1: we're back. Let's play Wednesday's wild card game. Um, literally

1060
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 1: wild Cards. We love it. It's answered the Internet. It's

1061
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: the barstool sports game of kind of would you rather

1062
00:59:55,800 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: questions that we say, what kind of talking like because

1063
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: they're cool. And by the way, this game, let's the

1064
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: I played this game, um Bob. Bob wasn't there, but

1065
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: he was. I had these cards with me the last time,

1066
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: myself Bob. I don't know why that matters, but it was.

1067
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: It just reminded me that I played this game with

1068
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: We were waiting for Bob to show up at this

1069
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 1: place that he met us. Yeah, I was in Milwaukee.

1070
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 1: I just was able. I didn't have any Bob stories.

1071
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: People keep asking me for Bob stories and they don't

1072
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: have any like stories because we just talked on the phone.

1073
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: We talked at clubs, we did television shows together. They

1074
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: were not like places for stories to happen. And I

1075
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: just you know what he the story is. He made

1076
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: me feel loved and I loved him like you know,

1077
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: and he made me laugh. But all of his jokes

1078
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: were like I don't remember jokes specifically. Yeah, but I

1079
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: came up with a good story by talking to Anna

1080
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: about it yesterday. That is going to be in the

1081
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 1: l A times pace coming up, so I'll link that

1082
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: on things. And the song I wrote about him is

1083
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: going to be out probably tomorrow. Yeah, I'll be able

1084
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 1: to debut it on this show. Yeah, okay, sweet forever,

1085
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: on your move here, please, I'm on your please move.

1086
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: It is honestly, why not if I could live in

1087
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 1: that building where Yeah, we'll look into the brickets. All right, Um,

1088
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: let's play answer the Internet. Here we go. Yeah, let's

1089
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, Okay, prematurely come in your pants before

1090
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: sex or start crying mid sex? Whoa dude? Well, I

1091
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: do both all the time. Yeah, so if you got

1092
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: I'd rather premature cry while I come in my own face. Yeah,

1093
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: what about you on? You do I have to talk

1094
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: like that? Yeah? This is so patriarchal bullshit. This game

1095
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: is made under the assumption that women can't read right

1096
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: or that women can't enjoy like want. No, there's these

1097
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: questions am I a dude? When I'm answering this and cry? Exactly?

1098
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: Crying is like such a pussy. We need to do

1099
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: fake questions too, because for a while we were doing

1100
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: would what We were doing these questions with me and

1101
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: my girlfriends on one trip this where we broke this

1102
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: game out and it was so much fun because it's like,

1103
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 1: would you read what's that? Would you wait? Would you rather?

1104
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: Would you rather your friends make funny or small dick

1105
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:45,439
Speaker 1: or go this derapy? Man? If one happened before the other,

1106
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: you know what I would do. I would suck my

1107
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: therapist dick and say, man, that's big. Yeah, okay, so

1108
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: but seriously, I would rather prematurely come, even though crying

1109
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: bring sex is not something I mind doing because it

1110
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: means it was so good and so connected weather. But

1111
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: also I come a bunch of times and usually the

1112
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: best orgasms follow the first one. So I'd love to

1113
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 1: pre muturely. Come, are you ready for this? Yad? Answer?

1114
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 1: You ready for this one? Yeah? Buck? Are you really though?

1115
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: Hell yeah? Okay? You bang a slump buster? H it's

1116
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: another word for a whore, apparently, you know, it's another

1117
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 1: word for a girl that like brings you out of

1118
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: you just take whatever you can get to break you

1119
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 1: out of a slump of not talking. So you just

1120
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: take like the girl at the bar that no one wants,

1121
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: just to like, just to end your streak of note

1122
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: pussy slump buster. Or and she borrows your favorite shirt

1123
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: for the walk home, do you a let the shirt

1124
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:43,919
Speaker 1: go be bang her again to get it back? Why

1125
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: not see ask it for it back? That's not part

1126
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 1: of that would take communication in Boulgary. Yeah, um, definitely,

1127
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: because I never want to see that oh again. Hell yeah.

1128
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: And then don't want to see that shirt again. Because

1129
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,479
Speaker 1: so you're gonna be working in finance and you're gonna

1130
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 1: get a job at JP Morgan and buy as many

1131
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 1: shirts as you want without that slump buster. What's your

1132
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: favorite shirt, Andrew? The one? That shirt is a slump buster.

1133
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: That is true, that's what they call my fat tits

1134
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: underneath it? Okay, slump buster if okay, this is honestly

1135
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: like one you could make up for this game. If

1136
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 1: you could fuck any girl you want for the rest

1137
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: of your life, but you can only ever watch women's sports,

1138
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: would you do it? Honestly? Probably not? Because fuck, have

1139
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 1: you ever seen a woman do a layup? Boo boo?

1140
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 1: Bitch God. This is under the pretense that, first of all,

1141
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: men only can enjoy men's sports. Women's sports are awful

1142
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: to watch. Um. And this is for single men too,

1143
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 1: because no man is going to be able to answer

1144
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 1: this seriously because he anger his girlfriends. Yes, it cracks

1145
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: me up that men think they could get the hottest

1146
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: girl anyway for life. Well. I had this joke for

1147
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: a while that I want to put in my next special,

1148
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 1: but it's you know, after I hooked up with a guy,

1149
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 1: he was like, we were on his TikTok and I

1150
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 1: was just like cuddling up next to it watching him

1151
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 1: go through TikTok, which is kind of a fun thing

1152
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 1: to do to watch someone else because it's such a

1153
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 1: solitary thing. You get to like see someone's habits. And

1154
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: one of j low came up and he was like, God,

1155
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 1: she's so fucking hot. And I was like, can you

1156
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: not say j Lo is hot while your semen is

1157
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: still in my upper digestive tract? And he was like,

1158
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: where you're semen, where my semen is is in your

1159
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 1: in your body has no bearing on the fact that

1160
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: j Lo is hot. No matter where it is in

1161
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 1: your body, j Loo will still be hot. And I

1162
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: was like, and then my joke is why do I

1163
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: keep dating autistic men? And I was like, just I

1164
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that anyone's hot. And my point was, uh,

1165
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: I go and of course jo is hot, that's like

1166
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: not a unique thing, but these guys actually do think

1167
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 1: you don't. And he's like, I'm not gonna like fucking

1168
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 1: date Jelo. Why why are you jealous? And I'm like, well,

1169
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: of course you're not going to. You're a loser who

1170
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: is an alcoholic and makes bad decision fu Jelo might

1171
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 1: like you. Now, how far does to come have to

1172
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: get down your system before he can say she's hot? Um,

1173
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: you know, not just not post coitus, you know what

1174
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 1: I mean? Give it thirty five minutes. I'm a cool

1175
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 1: chick when it comes to hot girls. I like it,

1176
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 1: but I don't need to hear it right when we're

1177
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: literally I can still taste it in my mouth. I mean,

1178
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: TikTok's kind of funny because you know it will it

1179
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: will give you things they think you like, and you

1180
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: have no control of what's gonna pop up. And you're

1181
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 1: watching in front of your significant other and a hot

1182
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 1: girl will show up and you'll swipe faster and Brent,

1183
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,439
Speaker 1: it's like, I can watch the whole video. You don't

1184
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 1: have to hide her tips like I can handle tips. Yeah,

1185
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: it's funny though, like guys will like swipe swipe quick

1186
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 1: because because you think that she thinks that if you

1187
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 1: watch the whole thing that you're that means you want

1188
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,960
Speaker 1: to suck her. But also she probably would found a

1189
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: little bit. Probably, yeah, I mean, but also the fact

1190
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: that you go past it faster means yes, yes, it's

1191
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 1: nothing good. Yeah, you can't win. You can't win. You

1192
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 1: gotta watch three quarters of it. Okay, you ready for that?

1193
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 1: Would you rather he watch your dad fuck a hundred

1194
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 1: year old man or b watch your mother kill someone?

1195
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 1: Fucking I'd like to see my mother killed. Yeah, nice, Um,

1196
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: I'd rather watch my mom kill someone yes, it's not

1197
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 1: even close. Yeah, although again with my dad getting he's

1198
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 1: a good point is your dad dad's bottom and he's

1199
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: getting old men, So I'd have to see all seven

1200
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 1: of them. I had to drink. My dad told people

1201
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 1: he was on he was doing an SNL monologue, and

1202
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 1: I was really heartbroken that he didn't call me for

1203
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 1: advice on his monologue. God only knows what that means.

1204
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,600
Speaker 1: But during his my sister told me Nikki Dad lied

1205
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 1: and said that Cheryl Crowe texted him and said, hey,

1206
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,680
Speaker 1: watch my performance tonight. And then we were like, and

1207
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,880
Speaker 1: then my sister goes cho Crow didn't text you, and

1208
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,559
Speaker 1: he was like, yes, she did. And then she's like,

1209
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 1: then show me the text. And it was in front

1210
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: of all these people that it came out that he

1211
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,680
Speaker 1: did not she did not text yes, And so we

1212
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:30,639
Speaker 1: found out that my dad was lying about being friends

1213
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: with Cheryl Crowe. And it was like this watershed moment

1214
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,280
Speaker 1: that my sister's like, dad has so many dark secrets.

1215
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 1: That was such a weird thing to lie about because

1216
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 1: we knew he knew show Crow, but we didn't. We

1217
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,840
Speaker 1: were like, there's no ways she was like texting him.

1218
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 1: And then I go. Maybe he didn't show the text

1219
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 1: because they are actually having an affair and it was

1220
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: easier to sit And in my mind I came up

1221
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 1: with like a pretty good plot that you think someone's

1222
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 1: lying because they're like, fine, she didn't text me, but

1223
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,920
Speaker 1: they can't show the text because the text is actually

1224
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: more the thing they said. Isn't that kind of an

1225
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,800
Speaker 1: interesting twist that I came up within my dream. The

1226
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:04,720
Speaker 1: text exists, but it's yes, like they were texting. She

1227
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 1: did say I'm gonna be sweetie, I'm gonna be on

1228
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,799
Speaker 1: TV tonight. I love you so much, fuck your wife.

1229
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 1: Or he sets up a new phone number and even

1230
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: sends a fake one from Cheryl Crow. That's not as

1231
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 1: bad as the first cut is the deepest? Are you

1232
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:25,600
Speaker 1: ready for this one? Is sex with can joined twins?

1233
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 1: A threesome? Yes? What if the other one just fucking

1234
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 1: reads a book while you're getting head um? Still a threesome.

1235
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: They're in the room and they're like being penetrated. What

1236
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: if you only on the left side of Fine, it's

1237
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 1: it's a two and a half. It's a d aid

1238
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,040
Speaker 1: to me. I guess it depends how much twin is there.

1239
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:53,960
Speaker 1: If it's a fooking joiner, like just like another head. Yeah, well,

1240
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: what about if a woman is pregnant, is it a

1241
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,680
Speaker 1: threesome because the baby is technically there's a living thing

1242
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 1: based on how you view when a child is a

1243
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,800
Speaker 1: lot like what a nine months like a nine month

1244
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,040
Speaker 1: pregnant like about to pop? Woman, you fuck her and

1245
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:10,439
Speaker 1: the baby you know could survive, Like maybe she's due tomorrow.

1246
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 1: That baby. No one would argue that baby is not

1247
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 1: a life. I think no one would go you can abort,

1248
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: you know, there's no question of it. Is that okay

1249
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 1: to do? None of this is okay. I think it's

1250
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 1: a mad woman if she has a question is over

1251
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: the line. But yeah, jesus, I don't think the baby

1252
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 1: can can you eltrated by its lift? Wait, I see

1253
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Can can join twins have kids? Yeah?

1254
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:44,280
Speaker 1: Unless I can joined. At the ute, we are acting

1255
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:49,480
Speaker 1: like we know anything. We gotta get to final thought. Um,

1256
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 1: can I just share the last text conversation I had

1257
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 1: with Bob? Yeah, and what's better boneless wings or bone

1258
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: or wings? This is obviously? I was like, obviously, I

1259
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:06,599
Speaker 1: know I'm getting a little Bob heavy on the show

1260
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 1: this week, but I think it's all for no one

1261
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 1: would deny me this. Um. Also, the person that informed

1262
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 1: me about Bob Saget's death that I said was very

1263
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:19,000
Speaker 1: like flippant of like, o MG, Bob Saget's dead, and

1264
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 1: like did on a group text. He wrote to me

1265
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 1: and said, Nikki, I am so he didn't hear the

1266
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: podcast where I talked about it. He wrote to me

1267
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:28,720
Speaker 1: and said, Nikki, I'm so sorry that I said that.

1268
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,360
Speaker 1: I did not realize you were so close to friends.

1269
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,760
Speaker 1: I saw your Instagram posts and that was just such

1270
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 1: a bad move. And I said, I did the same thing.

1271
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 1: You know, I told it on the podcast. I did

1272
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,840
Speaker 1: the same thing with someone who knew Burt Reynolds. So

1273
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 1: it's it's so nice that you said this to me.

1274
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 1: It was so nice. But um, a couple of things

1275
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say about Bob last night when

1276
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 1: I was watching my special and I was kind of

1277
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,400
Speaker 1: having that moment of like, I'm might put out I

1278
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 1: might have to put out something that I'm not like

1279
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 1: a plus about tight And usually you know, if if

1280
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 1: something is this TV show, that's not because Chris was like,

1281
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 1: but you did not say if that got canceled, you

1282
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 1: still have a career, nickid' sayre alive that guy cancels?

1283
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,760
Speaker 1: You still like these things? People will forgive you when

1284
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,639
Speaker 1: I go. But I've never put out something that's only

1285
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 1: me on stage, Like I don't know, I can always

1286
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:10,640
Speaker 1: go that was Sarah's fault, Like I didn't say that,

1287
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,760
Speaker 1: but like, you know, that was MTV's fault. They didn't

1288
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 1: let us do what we wanted. That was Comedy Central fault.

1289
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,760
Speaker 1: You could always blame someone else, but this is just me,

1290
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 1: you know, everything is me. And I was like, god,

1291
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 1: I feel like it was weird because I was like

1292
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:28,360
Speaker 1: he was trying to comfort me about it, and he

1293
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:29,720
Speaker 1: was doing a good job, but I was like, I

1294
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,760
Speaker 1: really want someone who has been in the business a

1295
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,759
Speaker 1: long time, who has put out some stinkers in their life,

1296
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,960
Speaker 1: was put out some things that maybe didn't make a

1297
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:40,720
Speaker 1: big splash or that they weren't that proud of. And

1298
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 1: I was like, Bob, Bob would what would Bob say?

1299
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:45,840
Speaker 1: And I don't think that I would have thought to

1300
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,760
Speaker 1: think of Bob had it not been this week and

1301
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,360
Speaker 1: I didn't end up sobbing last night and being like

1302
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,760
Speaker 1: what do I do? I want to not put it

1303
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,760
Speaker 1: out because Bob what Bob would say, and I think

1304
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: he did advise me right before was filming the special.

1305
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 1: I was like, Bob, I don't even know what I'm

1306
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,640
Speaker 1: doing for the special. It's up two months away. It

1307
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 1: was a month away when we last spoke, and I

1308
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 1: was like, I literally don't want I'm doing for it?

1309
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,320
Speaker 1: How do you do? Like what are you doing to prepare?

1310
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 1: Because he was about to do his and he was like, Nikki,

1311
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,760
Speaker 1: I've put out I think he even said I have

1312
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,600
Speaker 1: the you know, I haven't watched the FaceTime recording of

1313
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,439
Speaker 1: our last conversation, which I do have, but I think

1314
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 1: within it he told me like, you're gonna put out

1315
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 1: things in your life that you are not ape like

1316
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks has put out things that are not a plus.

1317
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:28,200
Speaker 1: It's like it's gonna be okay, You're still lovable. Like

1318
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,760
Speaker 1: Bob would not judge me for this. And I'm really

1319
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 1: actually sad that Bob's not gonna be able to see

1320
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,960
Speaker 1: the special and I'm going to dedicate it to him.

1321
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,600
Speaker 1: I hope that's not like over the top, but it

1322
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,400
Speaker 1: is the last thing. Can I just play this is

1323
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: what Bob's did I play? This is what Bob said

1324
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:45,000
Speaker 1: about me one week ago on a podcast. Um this

1325
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: was on a Corporate Time with Tom and Dan and um,

1326
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 1: so they're talking about Bob being filthy and he's like,

1327
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 1: I'm not really that filthy anymore. So this is uh

1328
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: called a Corporate Time with Tom and Dan and it's

1329
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: from uh last Wednesday's episode that I don't even some

1330
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,960
Speaker 1: people go kind of logical in their dialogue. I'm I'm like, wow,

1331
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,840
Speaker 1: Nicky Blaze as a friend of man, I'm like wow, Yeah,

1332
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 1: I was like that. I was. I did that on

1333
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:18,559
Speaker 1: an HBO special and I got in trouble for that. Yeah. Yeah,

1334
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 1: like we we uh we Actually we've had Niki on

1335
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,840
Speaker 1: the show and then Sam and I just saw her

1336
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:29,640
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's funny because she is awesome, but and

1337
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:33,360
Speaker 1: she's so and that's those are the people that I

1338
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: plied to. I mean, and then it trails off. But

1339
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:40,320
Speaker 1: it's so nice that he said I was awesome on something. Well,

1340
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,600
Speaker 1: you know, last time I saw him, I went to

1341
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,560
Speaker 1: dinner with his It was after our shows in Milwaukee.

1342
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:49,280
Speaker 1: I went to dinner with his. His in laws were

1343
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,840
Speaker 1: in Milwaukee and they came to his shows. We were

1344
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: both in Milwaukee. Performing. He was at the improv, I think,

1345
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:56,320
Speaker 1: and he did two shows. So we went to the

1346
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,760
Speaker 1: go to the hotel when we were going to meet

1347
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:01,360
Speaker 1: and and I went with all my friends and then

1348
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,479
Speaker 1: you guys didn't come so mad you didn't come now,

1349
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 1: but who cares, It's fine. And then um he met

1350
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,160
Speaker 1: up and his in laws were gonna be there, and

1351
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:09,280
Speaker 1: I was like, what's it gonna be like with his

1352
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,000
Speaker 1: in laws? Like this is gonna be weird. They were

1353
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 1: so cool and like, so he didn't he wasn't different

1354
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:15,519
Speaker 1: at all. I thought it was gonna get like a

1355
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 1: different version of him because he's gonna be all buttoned up.

1356
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,640
Speaker 1: But he was so cool. And then, um, so I

1357
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:22,720
Speaker 1: posted a picture and he was like, there were a

1358
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 1: couple of pictures taken, and you post one of me

1359
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,439
Speaker 1: so sweetly on your Instagram. But I feel like I

1360
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:29,320
Speaker 1: look like a cabbage patchman. Do you have the closer

1361
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,720
Speaker 1: shot of us? Or do you hate it? It's if

1362
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 1: so you don't want to see it or something. I

1363
01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 1: just wanted to post something if there are were any

1364
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,639
Speaker 1: other picks that you're okay with that I don't look

1365
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 1: like Bob Evans and Nick Nolty had a child, I said,

1366
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,760
Speaker 1: it was the only one. The guy took more, but

1367
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 1: they were all bluryous. Hell, I'm sorry, I thought you

1368
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 1: looked good. I think you have body Bobby body slash

1369
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,360
Speaker 1: Bobby dysmorphia. He said, yeah, I may may air brush

1370
01:15:51,439 --> 01:15:54,839
Speaker 1: myself a turtleneck on or something. Blurry is good at concept,

1371
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:57,320
Speaker 1: but probably not. Ha ha ha. I look much better

1372
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 1: today photo shop, he said. Really great to see you

1373
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 1: and Todd Berry. It was weird, he tweeted, where's the

1374
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:04,920
Speaker 1: after party? He we didn't see Todd Berry. Isn't it

1375
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 1: strange that some people still think Twitter and Facebook is

1376
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:11,360
Speaker 1: like emailing someone? I said, Um, I invited Todd Berry.

1377
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 1: He couldn't come anyway the way I said, And I

1378
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 1: truly don't think you know how handsome you are. You

1379
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:17,240
Speaker 1: look great. Last night was so fun. Thank you for

1380
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 1: having me and my friends love you. And Kelly's parents

1381
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,800
Speaker 1: are so cool. Love them, he said, thanks for the compliments.

1382
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:24,479
Speaker 1: Really nice. Helps my mojo for my shows. Break a

1383
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 1: leg tonight, it'll be fun. Indeed needs you. I was

1384
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,519
Speaker 1: going to Indianapolis that day. And thanks for the sweet comments.

1385
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,640
Speaker 1: Regarding Kelly's parents. Yes, they're like a scene from Moonstruck

1386
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:35,400
Speaker 1: and f y I. I texted blah blah blah and

1387
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:38,400
Speaker 1: emailed the executive producer blah blah blah for this show.

1388
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:40,040
Speaker 1: I think they're all booked for this season, but I

1389
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,679
Speaker 1: don't know anyway. Blank loved the idea, and I sang,

1390
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 1: your deserved praises. Have fun, safe travels in the van

1391
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,040
Speaker 1: and I said, oh my god, thank you, Bob. I

1392
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,680
Speaker 1: truly treasure you. He said same, You're the best. We

1393
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 1: must be related if you trace our descendants back to

1394
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:56,760
Speaker 1: being exterminated in Russia. Have a great time tonight, I think,

1395
01:16:56,840 --> 01:17:00,040
Speaker 1: so listen, I'll have him take that memory to the

1396
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:02,519
Speaker 1: great I said, I'm not going. Oh and then I

1397
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:04,680
Speaker 1: told him about a show that we were going to

1398
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 1: do and he said, yeah, I can't do it either.

1399
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,880
Speaker 1: Didn't sleep, so I can't either, But thanks for thinking

1400
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,599
Speaker 1: of me. How is India? I said, so good. Thanks,

1401
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted, though, He said, I hear you or read you.

1402
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 1: I haven't slept at all on plane with some guy

1403
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:17,799
Speaker 1: who just farted in my face. They need these masks

1404
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,760
Speaker 1: to have fart repellent in them. I said, ha ha ha, God,

1405
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,360
Speaker 1: that's disgusting, and he said he should have his butthole

1406
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:27,000
Speaker 1: stitch shut hate him happy. Indy was great. Yes, it

1407
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,439
Speaker 1: is a great comedy town. And that was the last thing.

1408
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 1: And I didn't anything back. I just wish I would

1409
01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:33,640
Speaker 1: have written something. But that was a good exchange. I

1410
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,280
Speaker 1: told him I loved him and treasured him. Yeah, it's

1411
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,600
Speaker 1: a nice exchange. And I think it I don't know,

1412
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 1: and incumbents your whole friendship. I think, yeah, yeah, I

1413
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,200
Speaker 1: don't know. You never know what what's going to be

1414
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,439
Speaker 1: the last thing you're gonna write, you know, and if

1415
01:17:46,439 --> 01:17:48,840
Speaker 1: it's you're not gonna write like you always were the

1416
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:52,920
Speaker 1: one that I loved. Everyone keeps saying every time Bob

1417
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 1: wrote me it was like the I love yous. We're

1418
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 1: just streaming through like that. I we were always like

1419
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:00,639
Speaker 1: fighting to say who said I love you the most

1420
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 1: last I Actually, you know, my exchange with his wife

1421
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:05,800
Speaker 1: was that she was like, I don't have any regrets

1422
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,000
Speaker 1: of how much we both said we love each other,

1423
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:11,640
Speaker 1: and what a beautiful thing you'd be able to say. Um.

1424
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,559
Speaker 1: So I guess it's just a reminder. There's like someone

1425
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 1: kind of occurred to me when we were doing this

1426
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:19,040
Speaker 1: podcast of like if something happened to them. I would

1427
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:22,679
Speaker 1: really regret how it is right now with them. And

1428
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean I need to be best friends with

1429
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 1: this person, but I would like them to know that

1430
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 1: I love them and you or something happened to me,

1431
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:32,840
Speaker 1: I would want them to have that or whatever. So

1432
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:36,200
Speaker 1: maybe just we do something with that today. Tomorrow, hopefully

1433
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:40,040
Speaker 1: we will have the debut of the song song for

1434
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:44,040
Speaker 1: Bob that I wrote some lyrics to, but Matt Pond

1435
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:49,040
Speaker 1: and On Your Marina helped me. Matt wrote it, Matt

1436
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:53,400
Speaker 1: wrote that song right yes, and um, oh my god,

1437
01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:55,560
Speaker 1: by Bees is the new band, fake band that we

1438
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:57,879
Speaker 1: made up. But I think we'll debut on the podcast

1439
01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:59,519
Speaker 1: tomorrow and then we'll we'll be able to put it

1440
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:02,520
Speaker 1: on spot of by or like will it just SoundCloud? Yeah,

1441
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,400
Speaker 1: well let's work on that today, okay. Cool. Um, so

1442
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: look forward to that. Thank you so much for listening,

1443
01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:11,320
Speaker 1: and um, thank you for all the continuing messages that

1444
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:13,880
Speaker 1: you guys have said. It's so nice. People are writing

1445
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,519
Speaker 1: to me that are like, I lost my dad a

1446
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 1: week ago. I know what you're going through, and I go,

1447
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, no no you don't, because it's not

1448
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:24,640
Speaker 1: the same. I'm it's people are so fucking nice to

1449
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:29,760
Speaker 1: write me when they lost that. It's just everyone's so nice.

1450
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 1: I love our listeners. I love you guys. I love

1451
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,160
Speaker 1: you so much, and I hope you know that I

1452
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:36,200
Speaker 1: love I love the girl that wrote a message saying

1453
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:38,559
Speaker 1: that she googled a bit by Bees while we were

1454
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,280
Speaker 1: talking about because she thought it was a real band

1455
01:19:40,439 --> 01:19:43,200
Speaker 1: to look up there it should be maybe that will

1456
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 1: be the name of my like my name. Yeah, your

1457
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:52,040
Speaker 1: alternative whatever? Um, that's like a sweeten Are you putting

1458
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:56,400
Speaker 1: your coffee? Oh my god, that's so good. It's a

1459
01:19:56,479 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: vegan honey alternative from Nicky Glazer. Oh my god. Okay,

1460
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,360
Speaker 1: let's do it. Guys. Thank you so much for listening.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go. Don't be ca And yeah, you've done

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Speaker 1: that one again. Send us Jack recommendations, you guys. I'm

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Speaker 1: really out of it.