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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this once again

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Speaker 1: taking it to the limit one more time? Is me

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Speaker 1: Cole Stratton filling in for Kevin Poll. I guess he

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Speaker 1: is busy shooting ricochet to Detective Doyle's afterlife adventure. Very

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Speaker 1: They've done a lot of these so the movies, yet

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Speaker 1: not not know as well. It's a good one. I

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Speaker 1: love the Uh let's go ahead and meet today's Alchemist.

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Speaker 1: First up, a guy who has more act than Kathy

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Speaker 1: Craig Kowski Craig, what's the best comic strip out there?

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing good things about the current run of Nancy,

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Speaker 1: but I hate to admit that I'm not up to

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Speaker 1: date on it. I guess i'd have to subscribe to

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Speaker 1: a paper I don't know even know how it works.

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Speaker 1: Just say, dudes, bry how can be this brought to

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Speaker 1: you by nuons Berry? All right? Who has two thumbs

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Speaker 1: and tried to buy a third thumb so you'd have

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Speaker 1: a burner thumb? It's Joey Career did Joey? What's the

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Speaker 1: number to your burner phone? I can't give that out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're just gonna burn it. I know, I

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Speaker 1: know the people who have the people who need it. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: She was voted most likely to burn down the yearbook

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Speaker 1: staff office. It's Vanessa Frangli, you win one of those.

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Speaker 1: I would never an editor. Yeah, it's always an inside job.

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Speaker 1: I was so shocked. I didn't hear your question. Did

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Speaker 1: you ever win one of those high school superlatives yearbook things?

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Speaker 1: I was the class clown. I don't like that because

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Speaker 1: I don't think people really wanted to vote for me.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put my name in the hat anyway. That

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Speaker 1: the boy was a very you know, noticeable class clown.

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Speaker 1: The boy pick. I think it was like, if you

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Speaker 1: sit close enough, she'll say something. Never mind. I always

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Speaker 1: felt like it was inappropriate that I got that. You

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Speaker 1: know what's worse than getting class clown? Getting enough? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, you're gonna work some stuff out next. She's

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Speaker 1: known in foodie circles as Princess Palette Carlo True. That

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Speaker 1: was actually my high school what schmancy food? Can you

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Speaker 1: absolutely not stand schmancy food? That? I can? Caviare say

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Speaker 1: it right. Lastly, he's young, dumb and full of cumber buns.

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Speaker 1: It's James Heeney. What's your favorite thing to wear for

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Speaker 1: a formal occasion. I really like wearing a tie, but

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Speaker 1: the problem is I wear that on regular occasions and

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Speaker 1: I get a hard time. I got a suit, a

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Speaker 1: suit for formal occasions, but it doesn't have to be

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Speaker 1: that formal. I'll wear a suit if you'd fight me

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Speaker 1: over for dinner. Okay, with anybody, listeners, email and take dinner.

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Speaker 1: He will wear a suit. All right, let's get to

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Speaker 1: our first scene. All of today scene suggestions were gathered

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Speaker 1: from our listeners emails. If you'd like to submit years,

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Speaker 1: alchemy this dot com. That's your name here at alchemy

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Speaker 1: this dot com. Our first scene suggestion. Hey, my name's Nick.

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Speaker 1: I'm from Florida. Hey, Joey, big fan of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Joey and Chris, you guys kill me at work. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll forward this to Chris. But my idea is the

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Speaker 1: group is a bunch of high school seniors and it's

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Speaker 1: senior prank Day. Thanks. Love the show. All right, now,

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Speaker 1: listen up, all right, now, you can make me. We

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Speaker 1: got two more weeks until school's out. You got that,

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Speaker 1: two more weeks and then nothing and then we're at

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Speaker 1: summer vacation. Okay, spare us the lecture, Jamison, Hey Mary Eddie,

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Speaker 1: lock it up, Jamis, And I think you're doing a

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Speaker 1: good job. Alright, anything going on? Two more weeks now,

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Speaker 1: Lion Pride. All right, I got a picture of his

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Speaker 1: family and they're tied up. I think this is going

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Speaker 1: to be the best singing it's going. He's gonna freak out. Wait,

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Speaker 1: are we really kidnapping them? I've already done it. Look

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Speaker 1: at this, So we have two weeks left. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: keep him a life for two weeks. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to tell him for a school I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: tell him it's us until the last day. That's the surprise.

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Speaker 1: Wait two weeks to get caught, you guys. Two weeks? Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, you're always worrying. Well, my uncle has a

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Speaker 1: bunker if we need it. Oh my god. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: a survivalist and we can put the whole family in there.

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Speaker 1: That's perfect. I've been keeping him in my basement, but

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Speaker 1: it's hard to tell my parents to stop going down there.

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Speaker 1: I could have just photoshop like ropes on him and stuff,

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Speaker 1: but then how would they be tied up? Good point?

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Speaker 1: Good point? And then they wouldn't be missing yeah, we

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Speaker 1: happen is slowly he's going to unravel. You got Mrs Jamison,

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Speaker 1: and you've got all three kids. I didn't know there

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Speaker 1: was a third kid, Mr Jameson are two kid? Which

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Speaker 1: kids do you have? I have the two that are

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Speaker 1: little baby Archie. Where's he at? I didn't know. Maybe

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Speaker 1: he's he's probably he's attended at the moment. Well, somebody

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Speaker 1: should go get him. Guys, I was kidnapped once and

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Speaker 1: I didn't think it was that bad, so prank's I

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Speaker 1: don't know who kidnapped you. Um, Jamie, you never mentioned

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Speaker 1: being kidnaped. My parents drove me to this wooded area

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Speaker 1: and then I like did archery and I like did

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Speaker 1: water sports for a few weeks camp. Are you sure

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Speaker 1: it felt like a kidnapping? I mean, was there a

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Speaker 1: kidnapper or were there other kids? Well, there's this guy

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Speaker 1: named Tuck who like blow a whistle and be like

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Speaker 1: come on everybody inside. Time to ye. It's kid camping,

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Speaker 1: not kidnapping. That's what you're thinking of breaking right. They

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Speaker 1: sound the same, the same amount of syllables. Somebody's got

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Speaker 1: to get baby archy. Why don't you do it? I've

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Speaker 1: already been there. You already sucked it up. That's what

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Speaker 1: you did. I didn't know that there was a baby.

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Speaker 1: You should have looked. I guess I should have. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go back there by myself. He's

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Speaker 1: going to notice I'm gone home about the baby. I've

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Speaker 1: already got the baby. The baby's just crying in my arms.

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Speaker 1: Got the baby has been gotten. I've been holding the

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Speaker 1: baby all day and the baby just keeps crying. What

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Speaker 1: do you want me to do about that? I asked you,

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Speaker 1: that's a question, I responded with a right. Okay, Wait, Janice,

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Speaker 1: you pretended to be his kidnapped away and got away

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Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, I mean talk about him. Notice, talk

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Speaker 1: about a prank. Talk about a prank. Everyone surprised. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you got the baby. I got the baby. I

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Speaker 1: kept saying that got the baby. I got the baby.

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Speaker 1: So am I supposed to tie this baby up? Um

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Speaker 1: with food? Right? With food? Just distracted? Throw some crumbs

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Speaker 1: on the ground. I'm not ready to be a dad. Well,

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Speaker 1: you're not a dad, but I've got to act like

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Speaker 1: one with this baby. Now you got that bunker at

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Speaker 1: your uncle house. She's sucking on you. Hold this baby.

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Speaker 1: I got the baby. Okay, thank you, thank you? Well, well, well,

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Speaker 1: what the hell is this? Huh? Lion bride? Lion bride?

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Speaker 1: You know you're going to get back? What can I

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Speaker 1: do for your niece? You coming over? Just knocking on

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Speaker 1: the door or what? Um? What what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Its uncle tuch? What do you want? It? Used to

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Speaker 1: be a camp counsword was just confused. It's all right,

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Speaker 1: it's all right. Anybody wants some some pig jerky. I'll

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Speaker 1: try to pick jerky. I'm good. What's one? You'll can

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Speaker 1: shoot a bone arrow? Oh? I can you look so familiar?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you do? Oh my god, you're my kidnapper? What

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Speaker 1: do you hold on? Don't just got his name is Tuck.

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Speaker 1: He kidnapped? Well I was a camp counselor why that

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Speaker 1: wasn't a kidnapped? Kidnapped me and it was the best

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Speaker 1: time in my life. That's good. That's good. Seriously, you

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Speaker 1: guys never wanted to come to time alone, Okay, because

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Speaker 1: there's a big as difference here. Hold on, not that thing,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Tuck, is what you're seventeen exactly. I can wait

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Speaker 1: a couple of months. Look, Uncle Tuck, forgive me if

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Speaker 1: I forgo the formalities. But we need your bunker. Man.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, no problem with sombrero. Now let me just

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Speaker 1: do let me do you a favor and just give

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Speaker 1: you some supplies. All right now, I'm a prepper. Now

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Speaker 1: y'all know the rest. I got about point of gallons

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Speaker 1: of water. I got some I E. D s, some

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Speaker 1: food you can eat, and then uh yeah that's just

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Speaker 1: you know, food, you know, like in your vagina. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the one your uter. Why don't you know what

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Speaker 1: it means? Oh, my mom's uncle talk to you mine?

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Speaker 1: If I call you uncle talking? Do you have anything

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Speaker 1: for a baby down there? Baby? Of course, I've got

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Speaker 1: swing sets. I got nab do you know, I mean

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Speaker 1: some of those things aren't for babies. Well, you have

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Speaker 1: swing sets in your bunker. Planning on doing with your bunker? Uncle,

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Speaker 1: talk a good time the world's Did you think I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to swing? I don't. I don't know. He

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Speaker 1: wonder are you a kidnapper? Yeah? When he kidnapped me,

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Speaker 1: he put a swing set in our cabin and I

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yeah, hey, welcome to Swing Coo. How

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Speaker 1: many swings do you need today? Enough for a camp

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Speaker 1: of kids? Oh? Do you work at a summer camp? Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm a mom. I'm always looking for fun things for

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Speaker 1: my kids to do. Why are you sweating, oh, todd

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Speaker 1: near most the A C is off? No, it's blasting, man.

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Speaker 1: Do you work out? If you're buying so many swings,

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Speaker 1: I'm here to buy one swing for my kids, kids camp,

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Speaker 1: kids camp. I heard of that, that the one down off? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you a kidnapper? Oh no, I'm a kids camera.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't kid nap kids. And if I

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Speaker 1: did kidnap a kid, didn't you just shoot me in

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Speaker 1: the hand. Oh it's a survival technique. I'm a prepper.

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Speaker 1: There must be a wolf in the area. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you all just live Jennie, We're sorry we doubted to you.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you really were abducted by Uncle Tuck.

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Speaker 1: But he also sounds like he knew how to camp.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it was a great camp experience. Who

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Speaker 1: just was in a bunker? I ate so many some mores.

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Speaker 1: I gained fifteen pounds that summer. I went home super fat.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you reminisce some more about that summer? Um?

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Speaker 1: What else? I had my first kiss with sometively in

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Speaker 1: the end, is right? Yeah, I listen to some good music. Um. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and I stopped sweating, like yeah, I just I've never

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Speaker 1: ever since then, I've never sweat. I just don't sweat anymore. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't need deodoran or anything. Oh my god, why

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Speaker 1: didn't you ever told me that? I don't know. It

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Speaker 1: says something you just talk about. Well, I wish you

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Speaker 1: would have is that we're best friends. I'm sorry, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love you. I love you more. Guys, we better

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Speaker 1: get back to school. At principle, Jamison is going to

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Speaker 1: get suspicious. Yeah, but Judy, do you think you're uncle

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Speaker 1: him here with well, I mean, I guess he kidnapped

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Speaker 1: Janni's successfully for a whole the fi. Yeah, the mom

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Speaker 1: they hurt? I didn't hurt them. I just tied them,

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Speaker 1: but I did. And now their baby stuff, they're all together.

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Speaker 1: It should be fine as long as Tuck is responsible

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Speaker 1: for just two weeks. I think Tuck can do it.

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Speaker 1: Please my bag for it? Please No, I want to

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Speaker 1: that's a swimmer's body. Who doesn't like that? Come on there,

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Speaker 1: I've just killed him. That he was a pain. Well

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Speaker 1: It's gonna make Carl clean it. So like now I

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Speaker 1: What a woman. I love the shape of your body.

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Speaker 1: Come thank you? Oh I can't blue back off, Carl,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, car guy cut myself on the middle chair

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Speaker 1: and I rubbed in the pisto ship into my wounds.

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Speaker 1: That's not God. You've got blood in your hands. Now

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Speaker 1: like ghost blood? The Flulesses are both going to be

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Speaker 1: an agreements panlests Tuesday's right, let's get really panmless tuesdays

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Speaker 1: is Officer Gary Fluless. Officer Gary Fluss. What an unusual

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Speaker 1: Are you a navy perhaps I'm an officer the law?

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00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: The law? Are you saying, law? Lord? And you're here

415
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: to pick up a welding water? How how did you

416
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: know that? Well? We're a welding business. Well, my parents

417
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,959
Speaker 1: were coming down from Oklahoma. Yes, they were coming down,

418
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: but they had him young. I'm guessing we haven't met you.

419
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 1: You also look young, like you're also young. Wow, it's

420
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: just weird to have a young person like you being

421
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: a wasted you. You get out of this boring welling

422
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: place and go French some girls. But I just came

423
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: from a big French girl case and uh, well I

424
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: wanted to see my folks before I delve too deep.

425
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: How do you know they were that? They texted me.

426
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: They sent me a text saying they're picking up the

427
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: chair here. Oh, well, we haven't seen anybody. But then,

428
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: how do you spell it? Fluless? Traditional way? Flash ss?

429
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: You never heard? Have you ever? Thomas something? Officer? Do

430
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: you like crossword puzzles? I do the Sunday Times every week. Well,

431
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: guess what I have in the back room? The girls

432
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: that will give her a blowjob? Why to do a crosswork? Well,

433
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: this feels like entrapment, but you don't pay her. She

434
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: didn't give you clues. Every now and then I do

435
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: enjoy getting head while he's in my head solving the

436
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: crossro puzzles. So all right, you're here. I don't know

437
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: it's the officer. Guys, Why why don't we just kill

438
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 1: Carl in the first place? Why we're killing all these

439
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: other people because we started off wrong. We it's too

440
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: late to turn back unless we can resuscitate them. We

441
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: killed the whole family. Well, we don't know. There might

442
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 1: be fluless cousins. Wait a second, what if we tell

443
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: this officer that Carl killed him and that's why we

444
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: have them caged. Oh that's a good Let's stop her,

445
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: stop her from killing. Let's go back in. Wait wait wait, whoa,

446
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: I'll be doing the blow job. Wait wait wait wait

447
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait we uh we we found we

448
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: found your dead we found your dead parents. Whoa, whoa.

449
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: It turns out they were here. They were here, and

450
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: they were killed by our manager. Carl. Is where is

451
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: this manager here? Okay? Well, first of all, be where

452
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: he's full of pist and ship in blood ratting. He's

453
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: about to be full of a lot more of it. Alright,

454
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: Well I would do is I would shoot first and

455
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: ask questions later. Because this guy is a monster. We

456
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: were lucky enough, because we're weldest to be able to

457
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: get him in a rain check on the blowing. Alright,

458
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: that sounds good, but first of all, don't tell me

459
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: how to do my job, all right, so sorry, it

460
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: would really with a pin, by the way that you

461
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: solve with a pin. That's right, I do it's I've

462
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: never been wrong, no one time. A little uh ULI's gold.

463
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: They use that a lot, so they do movie feels

464
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: in a lot of weird letters. Well, maybe you should

465
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: make sure your gun is loaded before we take this

466
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: blanket off of this again, you'd really not letting me

467
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: do my job. I pinch your nose because he stinks bad.

468
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: Once we take this smell proof, soundproof blanket off this cage,

469
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna just want to blast, splash, blast. Get ready

470
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: for a feast of senses, because murderer, murderer, you're gonna

471
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: just have Okay, ready, we're going on to three. Oh boy,

472
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: he's passed out, probably because he was tired from all

473
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: the killing. But I just shoot him now, go ahead,

474
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: and again, don't tell me how to do my job. Look,

475
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: I can see the fingerprints of your family on him, Sarah,

476
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: sir so splashing water on you. See, I'll just slap him.

477
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: I'll slap him. I'll slap him. He's just it's possible.

478
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: Maybe that they cut on his wrist made him bleed out.

479
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: He was fighting with your parents, gotta cut on his wrist. Well,

480
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: the good news is murderers probably dead. Maybe you could

481
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:21,719
Speaker 1: just take him to the corners dead. Isn't that right? Partner? Oh,

482
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: he's coming to Wait No, he just said, partner. That's

483
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: just whomies do. Okay, buddy, finally breaking this weld and

484
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: ring pistos on myself and then I put the business

485
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: in my wounds and then I cut my bottle. I'm

486
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: here now, buddy. Look, I had to sacrifice my parents

487
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: for this case. So I hope freeze everybody. Wait wait, wait,

488
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: he's the one of the one one that's pas. What

489
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: did we do? What did we ever do? We didn't

490
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: do anything? He ever, don't accept just one pans. I mean,

491
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: she did try to give you a blow job, But

492
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: besides that, we didn't do it illegal. It's not what

493
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: do you look? Ill represent welding boys, It's a good

494
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: thing that I do. Okay, we're taking you down, you

495
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: and your welding board. Oh you can't take us down. Okay,

496
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: We're too powerful for you to do anything. To us. No,

497
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: that's all right. I've been I've been working on this

498
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: for fifteen years. I'm taking down Big World. Oh you

499
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: ain't gonna you ain't gonna disconnect Big Well. We're too strong.

500
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: You understand. It's a welding. Pun you get me, it's

501
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: attack weld You get that. Oh, you got the evidence.

502
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: It's mountain. You're going down. It's just a matter of time. Oh,

503
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: matter of time. Yeah, I just said that's a matter

504
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: of time. You did just say that. Well, this is

505
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do to you. I'm gonna kill your family.

506
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: Oh you know, yeah, you know I'm wearing a while right.

507
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: I did not Is it an officer and his family?

508
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: That wasn't ship? I piste the ship myself. Please, please please.

509
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: I was kidnapped. I was kidnapped. Is that good? That

510
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: showed everything out? I was kidnapped. That does put a

511
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: wrinkle on the case that I was not expected. Maybe

512
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: it was a prank. Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

513
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: That's it. Huh. All right, I'm gonna go back to

514
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: my chief and run this down. I guess you are,

515
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: you little bitch. I'm gonna ki okay this case by

516
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: me one more time, fluless. This's got really complicated, sir. Well,

517
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: look you know I went deep undercover and the bust

518
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: the Weldon boys and and Big Weld and uh I

519
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: even ordered a metal chair. What am I gonna do

520
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: with that? Right? And my parents went down there, they

521
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: got murdered. My partner who was deep under well he

522
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: should and pissed himself a lot and barely made it through.

523
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: And then the lower for Big Well just threatened me

524
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: and my family. The thing is, I never really understood

525
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: the assignment flewless one day of the week, is it. Well,

526
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, sir, And are your pants on right? Now?

527
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: Here's my gun, my badge and my pants. I'm not fit, No, no, no,

528
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: you're fit. You're fit. But it's penciless tuesdays here at

529
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: the police department and you gotta walk around and you're good, Chief,

530
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: You got it, Veronica. Aren't you gonna say I'm looking good?

531
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: Looking good? Okay? Thank you? Morale is up. You're right, Chief,

532
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: since we instituted pencilss tuesdays here and you know what,

533
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: this feels really good, So thank you, Chief. I'm gonna

534
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: be a better officer from now on. My pleasure Flewiss,

535
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry that we printed that bad without the

536
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: dash in your name. Yeah, it was really embarras sit

537
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: out there in those heart streets. You know a lot

538
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: of mispronunciations. That's all I'd say if that dash wasn't

539
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: that right? I say, flawless looking looking good, Thank you,

540
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: And that's pantless Tuesdays alright, seen number three, our final

541
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: scene this afternoon. Hey, my name is Alicia. I'm twenty

542
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: four years old and live in St. Paul, Minnesota. I'm

543
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: a house cleaner and have the luxury of wearing headphones

544
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: during work. And I absolutely love your podcast. I listened

545
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 1: to every episode and I have to say Vanessa's hillbilly

546
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: character is my favorite. Also love James's voice so cute.

547
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: My suggestion. A small crew of house cleaners are tasked

548
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: with cleaning an old home with a very rude homeowner

549
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: who insists not to open the door to the basement

550
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: and that smell is nothing to worry about. Don't don't

551
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: thank you all for making me l O L every time. Alicia. Well,

552
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: that's a big house. Oh it's not that big. No,

553
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: it looks a lot bigger on the inside, but from

554
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: across the street. It's just a normal house. Okay, so

555
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: it looks bigger, Yeah, no, it's it's it's a gorgeous home.

556
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: Thank you. We designed it ourselves with a little help there,

557
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: with some rooms to choose from them. I'm really looking

558
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: forward to getting my hands all over it. Yeah, you know, like,

559
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I loved that fad getting into the corners.

560
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: We just mean to really scrub it out. Sounds like

561
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: something a thief would say. No background checks with your company,

562
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: of course, professional, of course, and then you would not

563
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 1: mind if we did a quick pet down right before. Okay,

564
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They're climbed down. Um.

565
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: So it's an honor to have you. I'd offer you,

566
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: you know, something to drink and food, but your would

567
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: be great. Thank you for you, but no, I'm sorry.

568
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's okay, that's fine. So the seven upstairs bedrooms, well,

569
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: six bedrooms, one shower bathroom. Uh please, we do have

570
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: a bed in the shower bathroom. It's confused. I was

571
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: going to ask because there was seven, but then yeah, okay,

572
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: it's a shallow bathroom with the bed in the middle.

573
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: Because sometimes after you do a number two you want

574
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: to they're taken now and then wash off. Ok okay,

575
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: well we probably have to really clean that bed. Definitely.

576
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: Room number seven is definitely going to be one that's

577
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: going to need you, you know, a lot of love

578
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: him there. I'm super curious, though, what's in what's behind

579
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: this door? This little thief? No, no, no, no, we're

580
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: just trying to get the land. We're curious, we're surveying.

581
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 1: We just gotta know where we're working in. Well, yeah,

582
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 1: we just haven't. You haven't referenced that door that we've

583
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 1: been standing in front. Go down that fucking door. That

584
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: door it's not a door. It's not a door. It's

585
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: painted to look like a door. It's a banksy thing.

586
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: It's gonna lose. There's like a excuse me, sorry, out

587
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: that hurt. It's it's heated. Okay, home alone. Thing I

588
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: think could ever get out of this basement? Unicorn, No,

589
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Center Jesus like, they never even

590
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: check on us. They feed us twice a year. Of course,

591
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: we're magical creatures, so we don't need to eat that often.

592
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: It's just I just missed gallivanting in the forest, don't Yes,

593
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: And I miss virgins trying to catch me. We never

594
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: should have done this weekend in the city thing. No,

595
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: but we needed to get away. We should We were

596
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: kidnapped and put in a human basement. You know. The

597
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: first red flag was the bed in the shower. That

598
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: was weird. So this is the kitchen. Wow, this is huge.

599
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: This is great. Yeah, but no matter how big it is,

600
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: we've kept track of exactly how many We're not going

601
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: to steal anything. Bars of what he chop a kitchen,

602
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 1: I don't know what you meant, Bars, I just wanted

603
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: to reassure you that we're not going to steal. The

604
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: jacuzi in the middle is for salad and feet that's

605
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: going to need a deep clean. What what nothing, That's

606
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: just it's just a very design your home. You can

607
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: meet your own knee. I guess you can. And if

608
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: you didn't design it, then you don't get to speak

609
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 1: on it. So these are the there's only three sections

610
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: of the home, the kitchen with the jacuzzi. You have

611
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: the main foyer, and then you have the upstairs with

612
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: the six rooms. That's the rooms up there, and then

613
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: the basement the basement. Base just shut about the base.

614
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: There is no bad This was built on concrete. Yeah,

615
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: it's not like we used powdered unicorn horns. What you

616
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: don't fine, there's nothing suspicious. How your horn? That's that's

617
00:38:55,719 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: illegal and rare. It's made up ones on. I hear

618
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: unfamiliar voices upstairs. Perhaps we could make some noise and

619
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: they would confind us. Yes, yes, your hooves, yes, my hooves. Um?

620
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: What is that? That's the washing machine which is like

621
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: hated in the aviary. Um right behind? Oh? What is

622
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: that thing called? Um? Greenhouse? I know? Like that washing

623
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: machine sounded emotional? What's wrong with you? There was like

624
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: an emotional There was like what's your name, girl? Danielle? Danielle,

625
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: She's an EmPATH? Okay, so yeah, and what is that?

626
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: It means that I can feel emotion. Do you feel

627
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: what I'm feeling right now? I feel Tell me what

628
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: you feel. I feel like you're little nuts? Wrong? Wrong? Okay? Alright?

629
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: Are you so you're both going to be here the

630
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 1: entire time we're cleaning. There's the line of the days

631
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: in the foyer. Okay, I saw those. You'll understand what

632
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: to do to them. I'm sure. Yes, that's a jet

633
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: of water that comes up to clean your butthole or

634
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: possee correct, and then off to the right there's a

635
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: sitting room and if you notice anything strange about it,

636
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: you get ten points. All the pictures were upside down. No,

637
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: there were litter boxes all along the wall. These are true,

638
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: but they're not strange. There are strange twelve litter boxes.

639
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: It's kind of strange. Yeah, I didn't see any cats.

640
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any cats in here. We don't have cats. Okay,

641
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: so that was human poop in there. That's what I saw.

642
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: Shut up, just clean. Now they're not hearing us. So

643
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: since nobody's answering our cries for help, they're gonna come

644
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: down here and powder my one horn again. And I

645
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: it's getting so low in the corn. I barely have

646
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: a horn, and I haven't had litter box time in

647
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: like two weeks. On the floor again, and I can't

648
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 1: help it. I don't want it. Uncouth, I'm half horse.

649
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: Don't look too closely at the contents of the litter boxes,

650
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: horse size ship, any sparkly don't look closely at just

651
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: to find the unusual thing to get ten points. I

652
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: think that's none of you found it. None of you

653
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: did this sparkly ship is Danielle. Yeah, it is interesting.

654
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: So should we get to cleaning or we'd love that,

655
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: but I don't think we can trust them. Let's just

656
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: say it like this. Trust is something very hard to

657
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: get back. We're giving it to you now, but if

658
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: you lose it, you'll never have it again. We were

659
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: almost parents, and moments when he says things like that,

660
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: I think we should have been. So we're gonna let

661
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 1: you guys do your think, but don't lose our trust.

662
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: And don't touch the door that leads nowhere of it

663
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: is actually not a door. It is a banks the artwork.

664
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: You wouldn't put it, That's what it is. When I don't,

665
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: things have must have gotten bad for them to hire

666
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: a cleaning crew. Indeed, you know we could have done

667
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 1: that in exchange for our freedom. Yes, we'd be willing

668
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: to clean. It takes us no time at all. Were

669
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 1: enchanted creatures. I fear that we'll never get out of

670
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: here in Oh, and the money we're spending on that

671
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: air B and B in the city. Oh, we were

672
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: going to lose our account. We're gonna get a terrible review.

673
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: Do you think she was telling the truth about being

674
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: an emperor? Let go of my color. I'm worried. I

675
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: don't think so close to talk to me like a

676
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: normal parson. I think she can feel our feelings. She

677
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: can feel our feelings. She should only be feeling me.

678
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 1: There's a lot of chips under the day. Do you

679
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: want me to leave those or grind them up and

680
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: just sprinkled around? I don't know. We shouldn't have gotten

681
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: the cleaning crew. I not probably a nice gesture. The

682
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: house should be clean, but we're not. They're going to

683
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: find them. No, they won't find them. They've been clearly,

684
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: and I think it was a really good idea. What

685
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: the banks things like banks? Okay, I'm just going to

686
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: open the door. I'm doing it too late. Oh Jesus, hello,

687
00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: how look there's something down there that's not our problem. Okay,

688
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: we should just cleaning it the hell out of feel

689
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: it though, I feel like they're they're everything. Yes, everything,

690
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: everything's great. This art walled door, non door doesn't need dusting.

691
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 1: You turn your attentions elsewhere. We just like to chat

692
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: in front of it. You should be cleaning, not chat.

693
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: You're totally yeah. Sorry. Bleach everything round, Bleach it round.

694
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: If it's round, bleach it okay, okay, unicorn. I know

695
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: this will take a lot out of you, but use it.

696
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: Project a rainbow out of the door. Let's see if

697
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: I have one ounce of my powers. List you want,

698
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: you can do it projecting rainbow. What is that God

699
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: that look at that rainbow? I'm full of joy and

700
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: compassion suddenly to I don't I don't want to hurt anybody.

701
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt anybody either. There's something beautiful

702
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: down there. We got to check it up. I told

703
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: you that. Okay, I'm gonna open the door again. I'm

704
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: opening it. Let's go down. Help us, help, let's please.

705
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: Where are you in a corner in a center? Who

706
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: brief weekend trip into the city? Unicorns? I love centaurs.

707
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: Thankfully there's someone who does. How do you see there's

708
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: a slide that goes down. Can you crawl up the slide?

709
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: That's the problem. We can't center you. You have a

710
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 1: you have a human peep all of us nothing to

711
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: that right now. If you get us out of the spacemen,

712
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: you could have it away with it. I don't care, Jacob,

713
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: that is not appropriate. I'm just so happy. I'm just

714
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,479
Speaker 1: looking at everything like wow, I thought the center would

715
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: have a horse like everything everything's going on. We're so happy,

716
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:56,439
Speaker 1: happy that slide. That's a heated slide. Oh fun, hot,

717
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: hotter than hot. I can't we just slide on the side, Daniel,

718
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: this can never be mentioned again. There was no Jacob.

719
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: Unicorns aren't real, and that one had plenty of horn.

720
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: But I definitely just experienced all of those things that

721
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: just happened. And then y'all work eccentric. That's all all right,

722
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: But Jacob was my friend. Well, I don't think he's

723
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: going to make it, should we? Oh? His phone, his

724
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: phone is going off. Oh my clumsy hoos. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello?

725
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: Did you call me? What do you call me? A

726
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: unicorn in a center? Trapped? Fucking brain calling me? If

727
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: you call me again, I'm gonna steer your ass. You

728
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: hear me? No, please, please, no, since we have in

729
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: the phone, please contact detective Fluless. Fluless, you want me

730
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: to talk of that hotshot detective at it. If you

731
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: prank call me again, I'm gonna stue your ass and

732
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you, dude. Just see me. No, we

733
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: we're trapped. We're not from around here. We're from the

734
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: enchanted forest. Oh yeah, I stop fucking my ass. All right?

735
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: If you prank call me again, you're fucking dead. Hello,

736
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm still here. You hang up. We don't have the

737
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: hooves make it difficult. Yeah, stop pranking me. I'm gonna

738
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: still you. I'm gonna kill you, and then I'm gonna

739
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: skin your family. You want to kill us, you want

740
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 1: to kill us? Come down here, yes, come come straight

741
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: down to what's the address? Sixty? Human numbers are so

742
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: confusing to me. What does the outside look like? Oh,

743
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: it's this giant palace of a house. You'll know you're

744
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: the right one. There's a bet in the shower and

745
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 1: a jacuzzi in the kitchen, and the witches had up

746
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: top on top of the house, the giant witches. That

747
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: architectural feature. What do you mean you'd do you know,

748
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: the painted ladies in San Francisco. Yeah, it's just which

749
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: is had, It's which had. That's insane. Okay, Daniel, So

750
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: now you are personal cleaner? Um? Okay? Uh, Well I

751
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: installed this um this cage right around the jacuzzi right here,

752
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: umad right exactly, and so um when you when you

753
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: want to do feet and salad, then it's it's a

754
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: good way to, you know, separate it from the rest

755
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: of the kitchen. It's sanitary, and I think you should

756
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: get into the jacuzzi inside of this cage and try

757
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: it out. What do you think, I don't know, like

758
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: all my collar, I'm just I'm sorry. It's just I

759
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: need a good grip on somebody to put salad in there. Already,

760
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: that is delicious looking salad fet would go great in there.

761
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: And there's some horny kashan there as well. Alright, well

762
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: you first, Why me first? Because I don't want to

763
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: get caught in the cake. Okay, okay, okay, I'll get

764
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: get companies. Here the doorbell, Well, I got it, I

765
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: got the door. Get in the kid. Remember what we

766
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 1: said about trust, you've already lost half of it. Okay, great,

767
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: get in the cage. Hello. Oh hey, I'm a high

768
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 1: school student going door to door. Just want to see

769
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: if anybody needs any worked. I actually need some help

770
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: with something. Okay, cool. Can you distract this couple while

771
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: I go down to the basement and save my friend

772
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: in a unicorn in a center? Yeah? Sure, you pay me,

773
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: Sure of course. I've got at least fifteen dollars, right,

774
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: lion pride. Okay, put on some pants, it's Tuesday, and

775
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: go into the kitchen. How the water is just right?

776
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I thought it was den what's going on? Guys?

777
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: What's kitchen darling? Sorry, I'm so sorry. There's a toilet,

778
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: but it's not for pooping. It's a salad toilet. Let

779
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: me just say, this is a really unusual house. Thank you.

780
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: Did you notice the witch's hat? Yes? I did, like

781
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: that was weird. The house is always dressing off hallows.

782
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: Hey do you know it need any like odd jobs

783
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: done around the house. We're just trying to make money

784
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: for the summer, mostly doing like and stuff. But okay, guys, alright,

785
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: come on up. I have this rope of hair that

786
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: I found in the closet, just hanging there. We're sorry.

787
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: We ate your friends. We ate a good portion of him.

788
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh god, Jacob, Jacob, are you okay? He's

789
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: not going to answer me. Clearly, slap him. Slap him.

790
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: We can't slap to well without pubs. All right, Well,

791
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: grab grab this rope of hair, the stilling bulbs having

792
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: hair with your teeth, yes, my teeth almost there, almost there.

793
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: What the hell's going on? She wasn't kidding. There's a

794
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: unicorn of the sitar. Why are they out, Danielle? What

795
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: have you done? You get my hair? Sending them free?

796
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: What do we do? A cage? It is a cage.

797
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: It is a cage. It was supposed to lock when

798
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,479
Speaker 1: you went inside. I did not work out that way.

799
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: I'll get it. I'll get it. I trust you, any

800
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 1: I still work for you. I got it. Hello, yeah, hello, Hello, Hi.

801
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: Sone's pranking me. Help help help my ass. You're gonna

802
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: get killed me. Yeah, you're dead. You dip run unicorn

803
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: the door run runs into you. Boy? You boy? Where's

804
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: that little boy? Where's that boy in here? Now? He's

805
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: a big one of the Kingpin's doing it. What Let

806
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: me let me out of this care But I'm gonna

807
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: make it hot and boil you up. That's too hot, chief.

808
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know where to start with this case.

809
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: Come on, Fluless. I mean, there's the house is messed

810
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: up to begin with. Al Right, there's things in different

811
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: rooms that shouldn't be there. Okay, so it's just got

812
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: some weird architecture, right, yeah, but that's that's really not

813
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 1: the headline here. This weird couple we're keeping two mythical

814
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: creatures in the basement too. Aren't really mythical because I

815
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: guess they're real if we believe. And uh oh, ship,

816
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: my pumes are capting in the printer. Looking goods are

817
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: in the printer. Aren't you gonna say? Looking good? King

818
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: God Me, I'm getting too old for this ship. And

819
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: that's that's thank your alchemist to go around here, Carla Kakowski.

820
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: Anything you want to plug at Carla Kakowski Standard, Vanessa

821
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: Raglan nothing to plug bathtubs. Put that out a T shirt.

822
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 1: If you go to Orange Tuxedo improv dot com, you'll

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Speaker 1: find out about upcoming shows that me and Carla have.

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Speaker 1: I know we're going to Denver and Detroit sum We

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Speaker 1: also have shows around Los Angeles. Sweet James Heeney just

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Speaker 1: head on over to the Real James and you can

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Speaker 1: find a lot of good stuff there. Or on the

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Speaker 1: second and fourth Wednesday every month, Bear Supply at the

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Speaker 1: West Side Comedy Theater. I thought Sam Elliot was here

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Speaker 1: for me. Joey my job on that second and fourth

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Speaker 1: Wednesday's nine o'clock Bear Supply west Ecomomy. I can do that.

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Speaker 1: I can, And my Instagram is at jeby Grieber. A

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Speaker 1: lot of recipes are on their check it out. Also

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Speaker 1: the sort of piggyback on that. A lot of us

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Speaker 1: are in Pretty Pretty Pony. Also at the West Comedy Theater,

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Speaker 1: which is the first Thursday of every month at ten

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Speaker 1: o'clock pm, so check that out. Um at Stratton Cole

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Speaker 1: or at Cold Stratton, depending on the service, because I'm jerk,

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Speaker 1: took it on one of them. Uh. Let's also thank

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Speaker 1: our engineer Doug Babe, our post sound design artist Raphael Burrito,

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Speaker 1: our producers Sophie Lichtman, and lastly, I heart Media. We

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Speaker 1: don't have something for that. I encourage all of you

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Speaker 1: to write a review, tell everyone you've ever met, and

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Speaker 1: write to us with your scene suggestions and whatever else.

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