WEBVTT - Parts Talk Presents: Babies Bein’ Borned (Episode 1) 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:12.920 Hey, I just talked to the building manager. What they're 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:19.440 kicking us out? God fucking king guys are in there? Yeah, 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:24.200 Dan Ferguson, Danny, I hope, I hope we're not recording 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:28.640 as I'm the building manager. We've never had it. Went 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:34.040 to the high Dan, just you. We just spoke. I 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:37.040 heard that there's a problem. You gotta get us get 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.479 a big We gotta get you guys out. Is it 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.159 for our own safety or did we just something wrong? 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:45.519 Did we do something both for your own safety and 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.519 you did something wrong? What did we do? Do you 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.800 want to red bull? It really chills you out. If 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:57.760 you got one sugar? Oh there go, actually prefer regular leaded? 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:02.000 You have a sugar? One gasoline joke? No, I don't 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:07.240 have a sugar. I'm I have Celsius or athletic greens. 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.200 Oh okay, he's open. Listen, take us up of that. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:15.160 Is this about our subordinate? Will? Look? That guy drives 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:18.480 everyone nuts? Yeah, and it's either him or it's you. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:25.080 So what's it going to be. I'll let you guys go, 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.880 I'll let you guys side bar. Okay, but I need 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:31.400 to know in the next half hour. Got it? Because 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.080 I've got it. Okay, I've already rid of the studio 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:40.400 space to a a very very prestigious former Hollywood actor. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:44.840 Oh god, so just give us a second. Yep, all right, 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.680 sorry to barge. So you take the cans off and 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.720 go from the mic. Okay. I feel like we've had 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.520 our ups and downs with Will, but I feel like 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:59.960 he's family. Now. Hey, hi guys, sorry, Hey, no problem. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:05.200 We're just in the middle of something. Idiot Dan Ferguson, geez, yeah, 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:08.120 did you see him? Well, I hate that guy. We 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.880 just got a hell of a hell of a news 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:15.080 bulleton from him. Yeah. Well, they're they're they're they're asking 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:21.639 us to leave the building unless unless what unless either 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:26.200 you go or we go? Oh my god. All right, 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.960 well I guess it's got to be me. Well, well 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:33.000 that's well we were discussing. Yeah, we think that you know, 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:36.400 this being I would never I never would meet it ever, 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.600 you know, get in the way of what you guys 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:42.600 have built here. And I just let me just tell 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.040 you who we have here for our last listen here 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:46.880 take it's just like that rebel, that guy that was 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:51.600 just your dad the first It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Um, 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:56.160 I think that he's just he's concerned the office culture 0:02:56.240 --> 0:03:00.000 shammy because we got we had that rat issue. Of course, 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.720 bone was killing them and we left the flaffel in 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.400 the trash all night. And I think that you know, 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.800 people people around us in this in the surrounding offices 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:13.560 often complain about our quote unquote loud, toxic conversations. Yeah, 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:18.200 so I guess you are. That's I always tell them 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.440 that's who you guys are. But will I don't think 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.880 it's as open and shut as you think it is. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:29.119 I think Matt and I might be willing to give 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:33.600 you the keys to the castle. What do you say? 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:40.440 We think you're a young talent that was so beautiful. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:44.520 He has learned singer on so much under our tutelage. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.920 And this this season won't let you down. I promise 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:55.240 you haven't let us down. Content. Listen to me. I 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:59.520 won't let you down. This podcast it has been a 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:03.600 vehicle for young hot talent. Jesus, and you did that, 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:07.000 and we we only were the facilitators. You did that. 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:11.120 Do you know you did that? I mean, I guess 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:14.040 I know I did it, but not really do so 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:17.640 I hear that I don't really know, do you know 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:22.000 what you did. They were selling blown parade coffee muggs 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:25.080 at Trader Joe's. A whole row. The mark of success. 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:28.640 That's when you know when you've transcended the trades and 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:33.080 you're out in the real world where people go Trader Joe's. 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:38.960 I want to be well people, I want to see 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:43.400 I want to see them at the dancing walking around 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:48.640 on those what do you call them? Well, we're looking 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:52.480 for feet. Oh, we're so proud of you, so proud 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.080 of you. Still, Hey, what do you say for old 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:58.640 time's sake? Pitch just one pitch, one cap on on 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:02.480 the thing. This huge success. This has been a major success. 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:06.479 It is and it is a bit of a wrecking ball. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:17.800 How came that? Corecking good? Yeah? Nice? Yeah? Finish with 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:24.119 the l accent on the Is that good for sound? 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.479 Who cares if it is? Yeah? And you know what, 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:33.400 who cares if it is? Because this next person is 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:38.279 bringing the heat and the funk and the beat. All right, 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:46.159 all three things? The three. Sudi Green, Oh, Suti Sue, Sue, 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:50.599 Sudien Green, Wow Yeah. Sudi Green is a writer and 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.320 an actress known for Sartenite Live and Who Lose, Shrill 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:56.400 Damn r Oh my god, things two things we know. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.080 We know that for sure. Now listen to what suit 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:03.880 he's put together. Doctor Nancy Pitts O B G y 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:11.200 N mother Wife, baby Bringer and saying Grea enthusiasts talk 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:17.640 sexual health Hot and Delaware's Kennedy's Less Hot the Bidens 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:21.839 on Parts Talk with doctor Nancy Pitts. We're getting in 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:26.159 Delaware legend. Doctor Nancy Pitts sharing all the gossip that's 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:30.680 going on in Delaware. Parts Talk Parts talk divulging, divulging 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:35.479 the health secrets of the finest rieple area of one 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:39.200 percent of the one percent of the Delaware area. Yeah right, so, like, 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:44.320 you know, middle class, middle class, she's seeing Hunter Biden 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:48.400 leave his car and enter his beach house. Oh my gosh, 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:53.800 she sees it all. She's got everywhere everywhere. Yeah, this 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.840 is incredible. I mean, I am so to know that 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.520 we and now are getting into medical I think we've 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:05.039 covered every area podcast Like, huh, look, I all I 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:07.000 can do is my best, and I just tried to 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:08.880 live up to, you know, the standards that you guys 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:11.840 have said. And I'm I'm sorry that I'm getting let 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:15.000 go today, but it's better. No no, no, you're what. 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:18.080 Don't you understand you're getting the keys to the asshole? 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:22.960 I not. Dan Ferguson threatened me within within an inch 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.800 of my life. Out there be honest. Yeah, you're starting 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:35.280 a production company with Kevin's Facey aren't you talk with 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:57.120 Doctor Nancy? Bits? Punks tunk parks, tunk punks talk, punks talk. Hey, Hi, Hello, 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.360 come on in, No, come on in. I know it's 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.520 a podcast, but come one in. Hi. My name is 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:07.720 doctor Nancy Pitts and welcome to the first episode of 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:12.320 Parts Talk, a new podcast hosted by me, Womanton, Delaware's 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:17.680 number one female obgyat where I give out advice about 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:24.440 all things parts. We're talking vaginas, boobs, nipples, butts, dicks, balls, grundles, 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:26.920 and so on and so forth. If it's a part, 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.400 we're gonna talk about it on this show now. Like 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:33.880 I mentioned before, I am an obstetrician and a guy 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.959 an ecologist or is My husband likes to call me 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.800 a snatch specialist. My number one job is to bring 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:45.560 beautiful bounds and babies into this absolutely fucked up world. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.360 But you know I'm also a lot more than that. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:52.680 I'm a mother, a wife, a saying grea enthusiast and 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:57.000 a lifelong masturbader to bon Jovie. But above all, I'm 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:01.520 a lifelong citizen of the beautiful stay we called Delaware. 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:06.200 I started this podcast for two reasons. Number one, I'm 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:09.439 too dampired to write a book. And number two, people 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.880 keep coming up to me all over town at this ingoes, 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:17.199 the Starbuck, the Duncans, the wah wah, the good Wahwa, 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.920 the wah Wall with gas, the wah wall where you 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:23.280 can get burgers, and they ask me so many questions 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.640 about their hugaus and their PEPs. I mean, also, be 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.360 mind my damn business filling up a thermos with room 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.920 temperature hazelnut coffee. When Bam, a lady works at my 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.680 daughter's school, is asking me why her piss smells like 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.679 root beer. I don't know. Stop drinking root beer and 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:42.439 start drinking water. But now I can use this podcast 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:46.000 as a safe space where my community can ask me 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:54.640 intimate and important questions. Anonymous, anonymously, anonymous in secret. Now 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.000 some of you might be wondering, doctor Nancy Pits, how 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:08.200 did you get here? You know? My mother said I 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:11.680 was born to help people, and I actually remembered the 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:14.960 day I was born, first and best day of my life. 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.360 Oh God. The nurse that helped deliver me was stunned. 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:24.599 Crystal gorgeous, crunchy curls, tiny wispy bangs. I tried to 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:26.920 rip off my own umbilical cord just to save her 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:30.360 some time. I said, you've done enough, my angel. I 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:33.400 ran an advice column in my junior high high school paper. 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.679 Yeah that's true. It was mostly kids asking things like 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:39.920 what's a hand job? And like how hard should I 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.640 be kissing? But I think it really made a difference. 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:46.280 And then I ended up going into pre med at 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:49.960 ud that's University at Dollar and I stayed local because 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.240 you know, I'm a dollwar girl. And a lot of 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.360 my friends said I should have gone to pitt in 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.920 Pittsburgh on account of my last name, Nancy Pitts at 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:01.520 pitt But I didn't want abandoned the great state of 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:05.520 Delaware just because of a really hilarious joke. And so 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:10.680 I've been here in Willington, Delaware, delivering babies ever since. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.240 Not to toot my own horn, I've become a real 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.440 pillar of the community. You know, some people even wanted 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.839 me to run for mayor. But I can't stand politician type, 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.360 so I said, no, I deliver babies. I don't want 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:35.760 to work with them. Aticians are jip babies. God's good 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:45.960 t you know, love political humor. But you know who 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:56.480 absolutely stands above politics, Delaware's own homegrown Joe Biden. And 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.920 now it's time for our first segment, a little weekly 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:06.880 check in wee call Biden's Spotting. This is the part 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.599 of the show where we talk about which member of 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:12.520 the Biden family I saw in the greater Northern Delaware area, because, 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:15.880 as you know, Delaware is the size of a sneeze. Seriously, 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.840 if you're not paying attention, you're suddenly in Maryland. It's 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:23.920 this orienton And this week's Biden spotten is Hunter Biden. 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:28.439 We all know Hunter Biden, the problematic son of Joe Biden, 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.960 has had a rough couple of years. You know. He 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:35.199 had some unflattering angles on a hard drive that somebody found. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:36.960 I don't know. I don't like to read the news. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.439 But I saw him, you know, and I saw him 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.400 at the Einstein Bagels near the Acme. He got a 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:46.520 blueberry bagel scooped out and he looked rested. You know 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.680 what I mean when I say rested. First of all, 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.880 he's at Einstein, so you know he's eaten, right, And 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:56.400 he just looked full in the face and hydrated, and 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.679 the whites of his eyes were the color that they 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:02.680 should be, which had met clee is white. Keep up 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:06.240 the good work, Hunter. You had a problem, but you 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.520 overcame it, and we're praying for you. And you know, 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.679 for our international listeners, they might not know all that 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:17.280 Delaware has to offer. The Bidens aren't our only claim 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:19.640 to fame, even though you could argue that, you know, 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:23.400 they are the main one. There are many, many famous 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.840 people from Delaware, and I'm gonna list them all right now. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:31.840 Joe Biden already mentioned him. The sad girl from Amy 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:34.840 Poehler Show, what's her name, like Audrey Plaza, But I 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.000 don't even think she lives in Delaware no more. Pretty 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:39.360 sure she lives like in New York or LA. Someone 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:43.560 look that up. The wife from Meet the Parents, Reese 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.600 Witherspoon's ex husband, And I heard he's from North Star 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:50.040 rich And this isn't a person. But you know that 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:54.640 part in Wayne's world where they're like, hey, we're in Delaware. 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.080 I love that part when I know the inventions, the 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:06.240 place I live. That just gets me so excited. So yeah, 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.000 that's basically what the podcast is going to be. My 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:13.200 infectious personality, dolaware facts and sometimes I just need to 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.360 get stuff off my chest. In a segment we like 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:23.280 to call, Ain't that the Pits? Ain't that the Pits? 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:27.240 Birthdays on the unit? Can you hurry up? We're going 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:31.200 to do the cake? No, Janine, I can't hurry up. Also, 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:34.280 who's buying the cakes? Because whoever it is just getting 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:36.600 whatever's closest to their house. It's not a good cake 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.560 like Costco or cookie. I don't even want to celebrate 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:43.000 my birthdays no more. Everyone can get together at my funeral. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:52.600 And this is atta Pits. Okay, enough of me blathering 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:56.080 about my personal life. Let's get into today's topic. Each 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.280 episode we're going to get into a new topic that 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.200 I just so happened to be an expert. And this 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:05.000 week is my bread and butter. It's the miracle of life. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.000 And I'm not talking about my room by robot vacuum. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:13.760 I'm talking about babies, cooking um and birthing um after 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.240 they come out. That's somebody else's job. But in the 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:20.200 baby kitchen. I'm the head chef. I'm talking Gordon Ramsey. God, 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:23.640 don't you just love Gordon Ramsey. He's so mean to adults, 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.440 but he's nice to kids. You know, a lot of 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:29.000 people don't know this, but I was actually the first 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:33.800 female obgyn in this county. I know the doctor before 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.600 me was this old dude who likes spanking the babies 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.600 too much. I love babies. They're not afraid to cry 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.880 in front of you, and they let you watch whatever 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:48.200 TV you want. Basically perfect humans. So now some members 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:52.640 of my community have submitted questions anonymously, and I'm going 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:56.840 to answer all your questions about child. I'm excited they're 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.760 printing on little note cards for me. That's nice. Whoever 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:06.080 at that? So question number one hashtag pretty mama okay, 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:11.600 conceded from Allentown, writes there doctor Pitts, I am seven 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:15.120 months pregnant with my first child. I'm so excited to 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.800 have a little mini me. But I now realized my 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:21.479 baby could look more like my husband. He's the sweetest, 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.120 but I married him for his Finnished garage and not 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:27.440 so much for his looks. Been there? What do I 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:31.600 do if my baby comes out ugly. Okay, this is 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:36.240 an excellent question because medically speaking, some babies are just busted. 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:40.160 Here's what you can do. Put a big old bow 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:43.640 on it. Bigger the bow. We're not looking at the nose. 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.720 Blame the weird baby on a random family member, like 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:50.240 you know, everybody's got an uncle with a squished skull. 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:54.360 Just say the baby takes after him, or hide it, 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.960 rap the baby in a blanket or a freaking baby Bjorn. 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:00.040 By the time it's three, it's gonna get all the 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.440 kinks worked out. Okay, I think I answered that question 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.600 real good, So let's go off to the next one. 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:12.040 Anomalous from not gonna say, says doctor Pitts. I know 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.320 after giving birth my body will change, and I'm okay 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:18.600 with that, but what parts of my body is, specifically, 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:21.040 what the heck is going to happen to my huh. 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:25.000 I'm really glad we got this question about parts because 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:28.320 this is parts talk, and let me get into then 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:33.720 nitty gritty, Your volva is going to shift, but it 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:35.399 will be kind of like when they took out the 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:39.040 carpet at the Red Robin by the dsw like it 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:42.640 felt scary, It felt weird, but then you're biting into 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:46.160 a juicy burger and it's the same great family restaurant 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:53.360 that's gonna be your volva. Okay. Question number three, aspiring 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:59.159 amateur father asks twins are they creepy or scary? And 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:04.320 the answer is it depends two girls, the shining creepy 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:09.640 two boys. They grow up join a frat, scary boy 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:12.240 and a girl. That's a gift from God. That's a 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:16.600 two for never have to be pregnant again. Question number 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:21.600 four Haggy bunnenove and says, I'm on baby number three 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:25.439 and at this point the whole going into labor at 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:29.240 the hospital seems a little bit there done that our home, 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.840 but it's safe. Or does my husband just want to 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:35.120 save money on a hospital bill? This is an ex 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:41.520 way question. Home births not against less work for me now, personally, 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:44.280 my carpets are too expensive CB two. I mean I'm 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:47.320 a doctor after all, But yeah, you got a big pup, 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:50.280 big enough, invest in a hot tub or better yet, 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.520 an above ground pool, pop out a couple of kids, 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:56.879 and then you enjoy it every summer after Now, the 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.400 one thing about home births is it kind of gets 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:02.680 into like a dullah territory and if you don't know, 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:05.560 Adulah is kind of like a birth coach that helps 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:07.800 the moms when the dad is looking at his phone. 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:12.480 But my experience with Dullah's has been Dullah, know what 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:14.879 you're doing. I had a Dula come up to me. 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:18.000 Her name is Amethyst. She tells me she needs to 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:21.800 hook the iPod to a calming playlist. Okay, well, your 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:24.560 girl just shut herself. But okay, Dula, what you want 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:29.840 a DA question Number five? I deleted my period tracker 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:32.240 app because I was taking up too much data on 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:35.760 my iPhone six. Now I'm pretty sure I'm late. And 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:38.280 by the way, I'm seventeen and do not want to 0:19:38.320 --> 0:19:42.000 be a mom because my mom is a bitch. Okay, well, 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.160 let me set the record straight because I am pro 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:51.360 choice one hundred percent. My stance on abortions is smoke 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:53.800 him if you got him, because you never know when 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:57.879 they're gonna go full Handmaids Tale, which the geniuses on 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:03.399 the Supreme Court did when they overturned Roe vied Waite. God, 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:06.080 that was a dark day on the unit. I haven't 0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:08.720 seen my nurses that of sense since they found out 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:14.000 Friends wasn't a current show. Hard truths, hard truths and 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:17.399 speaking of hard truths, Hey, brit Kavanaugh, you want my 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:21.520 medical opinion, you have rape face, So why the f 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:26.439 does you get to say anyway? Now, it's state by state, 0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:30.160 I guess, and Delaware is pretty blue, so I'm not worried. 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:34.560 But just in case, I've got a ton abborded abortion 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:38.440 pills in my she shed looks like a sexually active 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:42.760 costco in there. You gotta come over and see. If 0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:45.760 you don't want to have a baby, don't have one. 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:50.480 Did you know the majority of women who get abortions 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:55.840 are mothers who already have kids unrelated My son Marcus 0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:59.159 recently told me he wants to do voiceover for anime 0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:02.840 when he grows up. It's all food for thought, you know, 0:21:02.960 --> 0:21:06.440 make your own choice. The abortion clinic, we haven't town 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:09.960 in Wilmington. Oh my god, it's so nice in there. 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:14.000 It's just the sweetest, the nicest people. One of them's 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:18.200 my neighbor, Kathy Clinicer. She lives over on Okay, wait, 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:20.639 I shouldn't said where she lives on accountry versus the 0:21:20.680 --> 0:21:24.040 abortion clinics, forget that. But my point is the people 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.080 at the clinic will give you the information, and that 0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:29.400 information shouldn't be scary. I mean, I can't emphasize this enough. 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:32.000 They're just a great group of owls over there. You know, 0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:34.480 they usually go to the happy hour on Fridays over 0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:37.639 at the Applebee's. Not the Applebe's, it's suburban plaza, but 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:41.040 the one on. No, Nancy shouldn't say that either. Oh 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:44.480 my god, I'm going to out these abobo goddesses. Ladies, 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:48.840 if you're listening, may God protect you. Okay, wait, let 0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:51.639 me look at that last question again by fans X 0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:56.639 seventeen Bitch for a Mom. Okay, I know who this is. 0:21:56.760 --> 0:22:00.280 I know asked this question. It's not anomalous. It's my daughter, Aaron, 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:02.760 who thinks she's ground. Okay, hold on, because I got 0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:08.840 a caller. I got a call Aaron held on air. 0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:14.480 What did you send an anomalous question into my podcast? No? 0:22:14.760 --> 0:22:18.159 What are you talking about? Even? I know it was 0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:21.480 you because us is the only goal in your class 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:23.960 with an iPhone six. And let me tell you something. 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:26.640 You think that you're pregnant from that? No, good boyfriend 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:28.919 of yours, guess what you're not. You know how I 0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:32.040 know I pay pregnancy tests to the inside of your toilet. 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:34.360 First of all, it was disgusting. What are you even 0:22:34.400 --> 0:22:36.520 putting in your hand in there for? It's fucking poop 0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:39.320 and piss. Second of all, I asked for Ie eight 0:22:39.359 --> 0:22:41.119 and you keep being a fucking bitch, so you're right 0:22:41.160 --> 0:22:43.320 about that part. And third of all, I'm sorry that 0:22:43.359 --> 0:22:45.919 you don't like my boyfriend Drevel Lacrosse because he's Filipino. 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:50.840 I don't not like him because he's Filipino. I actually 0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:54.919 like the Filippino part of him the most, so you 0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:57.520 dislike other parts of him? What that he likes to 0:22:57.560 --> 0:23:00.199 go to mont talking surf. Look, I don't care if 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:02.680 you too surf together. I'm talking about when you get 0:23:02.680 --> 0:23:05.439 the humping ugly and you get the babe and Meacon 0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:08.800 and I'm gonna start crushing up a little birth control 0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:11.080 pills and putting them in your corn pops. I'm gonna 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:13.399 do it. I'm not a buzzer. Why don't you just 0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:16.560 ask me and communicate with me about what we're doing? Okay, 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:19.639 instead of assuming yes, I mean things have progressed with 0:23:19.680 --> 0:23:23.919 me and Trevor, but you don't ask me questions. You assume, assume, assume, 0:23:24.160 --> 0:23:28.840 and it makes an ass Okay, You're right, Aaron. Let's 0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:31.280 just do it right here, right now on the podcast. 0:23:31.560 --> 0:23:34.680 Um wow, I can't believe I'm asking you this. Uh wait, 0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:37.960 how many people listen to this? Well, let's count your Momum, 0:23:38.000 --> 0:23:47.040 your pop up, definitely, Um, Nancy down the street, Um, Carol, Pat, 0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:54.879 your aunt Pat, Trina, and um yeah, I think a 0:23:54.920 --> 0:23:57.119 couple of nurses at the hospital. So at least. Well, 0:23:57.119 --> 0:23:58.960 I already talked to all of them about this, so 0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:03.280 it's fine. You can ask me. Are you and Trevor 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:08.840 doing the deed? Okay? So you know how I'm taking 0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:14.520 ap American history. As Bill Clinton one said, it depends 0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:20.520 on what is there? You go, what sex? Mom? Because 0:24:20.760 --> 0:24:24.359 I'm actually really confused because I feel like I'm late, 0:24:24.880 --> 0:24:28.840 that's for sure, but also talking to you know, other girls, 0:24:28.840 --> 0:24:31.439 it feels like they might be doing things that I 0:24:31.480 --> 0:24:34.600 feel like is sex, and I'm just sort of, like, 0:24:34.640 --> 0:24:37.920 you know, confused about how it goes down. I'm so 0:24:37.960 --> 0:24:40.960 happy that you're asking me these questions are because there's 0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:43.200 none of the others twelve people that you mentioned when 0:24:43.200 --> 0:24:45.200 I asked them about it, I had full conversations with 0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:47.359 them about it. None of them knew, so I'm coming 0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:50.600 to you. Well, that's because they know that if any 0:24:50.640 --> 0:24:53.520 of them told you about sex, I would kill them. Okay, 0:24:53.840 --> 0:25:00.520 sex can from a medical standpoint, make it fun. Okay, 0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:03.359 when a man and a woman love each other very much. 0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:07.760 But sometimes it's not just a man and a woman. 0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:14.199 Sometimes it's two girls, sometimes it's two boys. Sometimes just 0:25:14.240 --> 0:25:17.160 talk about men and women like me and Trevor, man 0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:21.800 and a woman. Sexual relations that can lead to conception 0:25:21.920 --> 0:25:26.080 of a child is when the ejaculate of a man 0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:32.119 visa vie, the ppe goes into the vaginal canal and 0:25:32.600 --> 0:25:38.240 eventually the of a woman, which you are not because 0:25:38.280 --> 0:25:42.760 you are only seventeen, but biologically speaking, you've had your 0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:44.840 period since you were nine years old. I'm sorry you 0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:47.320 got that for me, and so yes, you are technically 0:25:47.320 --> 0:25:51.400 biologically a woman. And so when the ejaculate enters vis 0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:56.359 a vie penetrative vaginal sex, that is how a baby 0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:58.720 is made. So are you and Trevor doing that? Well, 0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:03.159 let me say, you know I took Honor's Global History. Yes, 0:26:03.359 --> 0:26:08.320 well in Mesopotamia, you're a woman at eleven, so let's 0:26:08.359 --> 0:26:13.639 just say that. Okay, Well, we don't live in Mesopotamia. 0:26:13.840 --> 0:26:16.200 I know where we live. I've lived her all my life. 0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:21.280 I have a couple of questions that I think would 0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:25.000 sent us on a road to discovery. Read whether I'm 0:26:25.040 --> 0:26:29.040 having sex? Is it sex if when you were out 0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:32.080 of the house last week, me and Trevor got in 0:26:32.119 --> 0:26:35.720