Speaker 1: Hey, I just talked to the building manager. What they're
Speaker 1: kicking us out? God fucking king guys are in there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dan Ferguson, Danny, I hope, I hope we're not recording
Speaker 1: as I'm the building manager. We've never had it. Went
Speaker 1: to the high Dan, just you. We just spoke. I
Speaker 1: heard that there's a problem. You gotta get us get
Speaker 1: a big We gotta get you guys out. Is it
Speaker 1: for our own safety or did we just something wrong?
Speaker 1: Did we do something both for your own safety and
Speaker 1: you did something wrong? What did we do? Do you
Speaker 1: want to red bull? It really chills you out. If
Speaker 1: you got one sugar? Oh there go, actually prefer regular leaded?
Speaker 1: You have a sugar? One gasoline joke? No, I don't
Speaker 1: have a sugar. I'm I have Celsius or athletic greens.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, he's open. Listen, take us up of that.
Speaker 1: Is this about our subordinate? Will? Look? That guy drives
Speaker 1: everyone nuts? Yeah, and it's either him or it's you.
Speaker 1: So what's it going to be. I'll let you guys go,
Speaker 1: I'll let you guys side bar. Okay, but I need
Speaker 1: to know in the next half hour. Got it? Because
Speaker 1: I've got it. Okay, I've already rid of the studio
Speaker 1: space to a a very very prestigious former Hollywood actor.
Speaker 1: Oh god, so just give us a second. Yep, all right,
Speaker 1: sorry to barge. So you take the cans off and
Speaker 1: go from the mic. Okay. I feel like we've had
Speaker 1: our ups and downs with Will, but I feel like
Speaker 1: he's family. Now. Hey, hi guys, sorry, Hey, no problem.
Speaker 1: We're just in the middle of something. Idiot Dan Ferguson, geez, yeah,
Speaker 1: did you see him? Well, I hate that guy. We
Speaker 1: just got a hell of a hell of a news
Speaker 1: bulleton from him. Yeah. Well, they're they're they're they're asking
Speaker 1: us to leave the building unless unless what unless either
Speaker 1: you go or we go? Oh my god. All right,
Speaker 1: well I guess it's got to be me. Well, well
Speaker 1: that's well we were discussing. Yeah, we think that you know,
Speaker 1: this being I would never I never would meet it ever,
Speaker 1: you know, get in the way of what you guys
Speaker 1: have built here. And I just let me just tell
Speaker 1: you who we have here for our last listen here
Speaker 1: take it's just like that rebel, that guy that was
Speaker 1: just your dad the first It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Um,
Speaker 1: I think that he's just he's concerned the office culture
Speaker 1: shammy because we got we had that rat issue. Of course,
Speaker 1: bone was killing them and we left the flaffel in
Speaker 1: the trash all night. And I think that you know,
Speaker 1: people people around us in this in the surrounding offices
Speaker 1: often complain about our quote unquote loud, toxic conversations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I guess you are. That's I always tell them
Speaker 1: that's who you guys are. But will I don't think
Speaker 1: it's as open and shut as you think it is.
Speaker 1: I think Matt and I might be willing to give
Speaker 1: you the keys to the castle. What do you say?
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Speaker 1: And this this season won't let you down. I promise
Speaker 1: you haven't let us down. Content. Listen to me. I
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Speaker 1: the health secrets of the finest rieple area of one
Speaker 1: percent of the one percent of the Delaware area. Yeah right, so, like,
Speaker 1: you know, middle class, middle class, she's seeing Hunter Biden
Speaker 1: leave his car and enter his beach house. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: she sees it all. She's got everywhere everywhere. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is incredible. I mean, I am so to know that
Speaker 1: we and now are getting into medical I think we've
Speaker 1: covered every area podcast Like, huh, look, I all I
Speaker 1: can do is my best, and I just tried to
Speaker 1: live up to, you know, the standards that you guys
Speaker 1: have said. And I'm I'm sorry that I'm getting let
Speaker 1: go today, but it's better. No no, no, you're what.
Speaker 1: Don't you understand you're getting the keys to the asshole?
Speaker 1: I not. Dan Ferguson threatened me within within an inch
Speaker 1: of my life. Out there be honest. Yeah, you're starting
Speaker 1: a production company with Kevin's Facey aren't you talk with
Speaker 1: Doctor Nancy? Bits? Punks tunk parks, tunk punks talk, punks talk. Hey, Hi, Hello,
Speaker 1: come on in, No, come on in. I know it's
Speaker 1: a podcast, but come one in. Hi. My name is
Speaker 1: doctor Nancy Pitts and welcome to the first episode of
Speaker 1: Parts Talk, a new podcast hosted by me, Womanton, Delaware's
Speaker 1: number one female obgyat where I give out advice about
Speaker 1: all things parts. We're talking vaginas, boobs, nipples, butts, dicks, balls, grundles,
Speaker 1: and so on and so forth. If it's a part,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about it on this show now. Like
Speaker 1: I mentioned before, I am an obstetrician and a guy
Speaker 1: an ecologist or is My husband likes to call me
Speaker 1: a snatch specialist. My number one job is to bring
Speaker 1: beautiful bounds and babies into this absolutely fucked up world.
Speaker 1: But you know I'm also a lot more than that.
Speaker 1: I'm a mother, a wife, a saying grea enthusiast and
Speaker 1: a lifelong masturbader to bon Jovie. But above all, I'm
Speaker 1: a lifelong citizen of the beautiful stay we called Delaware.
Speaker 1: I started this podcast for two reasons. Number one, I'm
Speaker 1: too dampired to write a book. And number two, people
Speaker 1: keep coming up to me all over town at this ingoes,
Speaker 1: the Starbuck, the Duncans, the wah wah, the good Wahwa,
Speaker 1: the wah Wall with gas, the wah wall where you
Speaker 1: can get burgers, and they ask me so many questions
Speaker 1: about their hugaus and their PEPs. I mean, also, be
Speaker 1: mind my damn business filling up a thermos with room
Speaker 1: temperature hazelnut coffee. When Bam, a lady works at my
Speaker 1: daughter's school, is asking me why her piss smells like
Speaker 1: root beer. I don't know. Stop drinking root beer and
Speaker 1: start drinking water. But now I can use this podcast
Speaker 1: as a safe space where my community can ask me
Speaker 1: intimate and important questions. Anonymous, anonymously, anonymous in secret. Now
Speaker 1: some of you might be wondering, doctor Nancy Pits, how
Speaker 1: did you get here? You know? My mother said I
Speaker 1: was born to help people, and I actually remembered the
Speaker 1: day I was born, first and best day of my life.
Speaker 1: Oh God. The nurse that helped deliver me was stunned.
Speaker 1: Crystal gorgeous, crunchy curls, tiny wispy bangs. I tried to
Speaker 1: rip off my own umbilical cord just to save her
Speaker 1: some time. I said, you've done enough, my angel. I
Speaker 1: ran an advice column in my junior high high school paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. It was mostly kids asking things like
Speaker 1: what's a hand job? And like how hard should I
Speaker 1: be kissing? But I think it really made a difference.
Speaker 1: And then I ended up going into pre med at
Speaker 1: ud that's University at Dollar and I stayed local because
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a dollwar girl. And a lot of
Speaker 1: my friends said I should have gone to pitt in
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh on account of my last name, Nancy Pitts at
Speaker 1: pitt But I didn't want abandoned the great state of
Speaker 1: Delaware just because of a really hilarious joke. And so
Speaker 1: I've been here in Willington, Delaware, delivering babies ever since.
Speaker 1: Not to toot my own horn, I've become a real
Speaker 1: pillar of the community. You know, some people even wanted
Speaker 1: me to run for mayor. But I can't stand politician type,
Speaker 1: so I said, no, I deliver babies. I don't want
Speaker 1: to work with them. Aticians are jip babies. God's good
Speaker 1: t you know, love political humor. But you know who
Speaker 1: absolutely stands above politics, Delaware's own homegrown Joe Biden. And
Speaker 1: now it's time for our first segment, a little weekly
Speaker 1: check in wee call Biden's Spotting. This is the part
Speaker 1: of the show where we talk about which member of
Speaker 1: the Biden family I saw in the greater Northern Delaware area, because,
Speaker 1: as you know, Delaware is the size of a sneeze. Seriously,
Speaker 1: if you're not paying attention, you're suddenly in Maryland. It's
Speaker 1: this orienton And this week's Biden spotten is Hunter Biden.
Speaker 1: We all know Hunter Biden, the problematic son of Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: has had a rough couple of years. You know. He
Speaker 1: had some unflattering angles on a hard drive that somebody found.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like to read the news.
Speaker 1: But I saw him, you know, and I saw him
Speaker 1: at the Einstein Bagels near the Acme. He got a
Speaker 1: blueberry bagel scooped out and he looked rested. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean when I say rested. First of all,
Speaker 1: he's at Einstein, so you know he's eaten, right, And
Speaker 1: he just looked full in the face and hydrated, and
Speaker 1: the whites of his eyes were the color that they
Speaker 1: should be, which had met clee is white. Keep up
Speaker 1: the good work, Hunter. You had a problem, but you
Speaker 1: overcame it, and we're praying for you. And you know,
Speaker 1: for our international listeners, they might not know all that
Speaker 1: Delaware has to offer. The Bidens aren't our only claim
Speaker 1: to fame, even though you could argue that, you know,
Speaker 1: they are the main one. There are many, many famous
Speaker 1: people from Delaware, and I'm gonna list them all right now.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden already mentioned him. The sad girl from Amy
Speaker 1: Poehler Show, what's her name, like Audrey Plaza, But I
Speaker 1: don't even think she lives in Delaware no more. Pretty
Speaker 1: sure she lives like in New York or LA. Someone
Speaker 1: look that up. The wife from Meet the Parents, Reese
Speaker 1: Witherspoon's ex husband, And I heard he's from North Star
Speaker 1: rich And this isn't a person. But you know that
Speaker 1: part in Wayne's world where they're like, hey, we're in Delaware.
Speaker 1: I love that part when I know the inventions, the
Speaker 1: place I live. That just gets me so excited. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that's basically what the podcast is going to be. My
Speaker 1: infectious personality, dolaware facts and sometimes I just need to
Speaker 1: get stuff off my chest. In a segment we like
Speaker 1: to call, Ain't that the Pits? Ain't that the Pits?
Speaker 1: Birthdays on the unit? Can you hurry up? We're going
Speaker 1: to do the cake? No, Janine, I can't hurry up. Also,
Speaker 1: who's buying the cakes? Because whoever it is just getting
Speaker 1: whatever's closest to their house. It's not a good cake
Speaker 1: like Costco or cookie. I don't even want to celebrate
Speaker 1: my birthdays no more. Everyone can get together at my funeral.
Speaker 1: And this is atta Pits. Okay, enough of me blathering
Speaker 1: about my personal life. Let's get into today's topic. Each
Speaker 1: episode we're going to get into a new topic that
Speaker 1: I just so happened to be an expert. And this
Speaker 1: week is my bread and butter. It's the miracle of life.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about my room by robot vacuum.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about babies, cooking um and birthing um after
Speaker 1: they come out. That's somebody else's job. But in the
Speaker 1: baby kitchen. I'm the head chef. I'm talking Gordon Ramsey. God,
Speaker 1: don't you just love Gordon Ramsey. He's so mean to adults,
Speaker 1: but he's nice to kids. You know, a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't know this, but I was actually the first
Speaker 1: female obgyn in this county. I know the doctor before
Speaker 1: me was this old dude who likes spanking the babies
Speaker 1: too much. I love babies. They're not afraid to cry
Speaker 1: in front of you, and they let you watch whatever
Speaker 1: TV you want. Basically perfect humans. So now some members
Speaker 1: of my community have submitted questions anonymously, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to answer all your questions about child. I'm excited they're
Speaker 1: printing on little note cards for me. That's nice. Whoever
Speaker 1: at that? So question number one hashtag pretty mama okay,
Speaker 1: conceded from Allentown, writes there doctor Pitts, I am seven
Speaker 1: months pregnant with my first child. I'm so excited to
Speaker 1: have a little mini me. But I now realized my
Speaker 1: baby could look more like my husband. He's the sweetest,
Speaker 1: but I married him for his Finnished garage and not
Speaker 1: so much for his looks. Been there? What do I
Speaker 1: do if my baby comes out ugly. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: an excellent question because medically speaking, some babies are just busted.
Speaker 1: Here's what you can do. Put a big old bow
Speaker 1: on it. Bigger the bow. We're not looking at the nose.
Speaker 1: Blame the weird baby on a random family member, like
Speaker 1: you know, everybody's got an uncle with a squished skull.
Speaker 1: Just say the baby takes after him, or hide it,
Speaker 1: rap the baby in a blanket or a freaking baby Bjorn.
Speaker 1: By the time it's three, it's gonna get all the
Speaker 1: kinks worked out. Okay, I think I answered that question
Speaker 1: real good, So let's go off to the next one.
Speaker 1: Anomalous from not gonna say, says doctor Pitts. I know
Speaker 1: after giving birth my body will change, and I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that, but what parts of my body is, specifically,
Speaker 1: what the heck is going to happen to my huh.
Speaker 1: I'm really glad we got this question about parts because
Speaker 1: this is parts talk, and let me get into then
Speaker 1: nitty gritty, Your volva is going to shift, but it
Speaker 1: will be kind of like when they took out the
Speaker 1: carpet at the Red Robin by the dsw like it
Speaker 1: felt scary, It felt weird, but then you're biting into
Speaker 1: a juicy burger and it's the same great family restaurant
Speaker 1: that's gonna be your volva. Okay. Question number three, aspiring
Speaker 1: amateur father asks twins are they creepy or scary? And
Speaker 1: the answer is it depends two girls, the shining creepy
Speaker 1: two boys. They grow up join a frat, scary boy
Speaker 1: and a girl. That's a gift from God. That's a
Speaker 1: two for never have to be pregnant again. Question number
Speaker 1: four Haggy bunnenove and says, I'm on baby number three
Speaker 1: and at this point the whole going into labor at
Speaker 1: the hospital seems a little bit there done that our home,
Speaker 1: but it's safe. Or does my husband just want to
Speaker 1: save money on a hospital bill? This is an ex
Speaker 1: way question. Home births not against less work for me now, personally,
Speaker 1: my carpets are too expensive CB two. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: a doctor after all, But yeah, you got a big pup,
Speaker 1: big enough, invest in a hot tub or better yet,
Speaker 1: an above ground pool, pop out a couple of kids,
Speaker 1: and then you enjoy it every summer after Now, the
Speaker 1: one thing about home births is it kind of gets
Speaker 1: into like a dullah territory and if you don't know,
Speaker 1: Adulah is kind of like a birth coach that helps
Speaker 1: the moms when the dad is looking at his phone.
Speaker 1: But my experience with Dullah's has been Dullah, know what
Speaker 1: you're doing. I had a Dula come up to me.
Speaker 1: Her name is Amethyst. She tells me she needs to
Speaker 1: hook the iPod to a calming playlist. Okay, well, your
Speaker 1: girl just shut herself. But okay, Dula, what you want
Speaker 1: a DA question Number five? I deleted my period tracker
Speaker 1: app because I was taking up too much data on
Speaker 1: my iPhone six. Now I'm pretty sure I'm late. And
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm seventeen and do not want to
Speaker 1: be a mom because my mom is a bitch. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let me set the record straight because I am pro
Speaker 1: choice one hundred percent. My stance on abortions is smoke
Speaker 1: him if you got him, because you never know when
Speaker 1: they're gonna go full Handmaids Tale, which the geniuses on
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court did when they overturned Roe vied Waite. God,
Speaker 1: that was a dark day on the unit. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen my nurses that of sense since they found out
Speaker 1: Friends wasn't a current show. Hard truths, hard truths and
Speaker 1: speaking of hard truths, Hey, brit Kavanaugh, you want my
Speaker 1: medical opinion, you have rape face, So why the f
Speaker 1: does you get to say anyway? Now, it's state by state,
Speaker 1: I guess, and Delaware is pretty blue, so I'm not worried.
Speaker 1: But just in case, I've got a ton abborded abortion
Speaker 1: pills in my she shed looks like a sexually active
Speaker 1: costco in there. You gotta come over and see. If
Speaker 1: you don't want to have a baby, don't have one.
Speaker 1: Did you know the majority of women who get abortions
Speaker 1: are mothers who already have kids unrelated My son Marcus
Speaker 1: recently told me he wants to do voiceover for anime
Speaker 1: when he grows up. It's all food for thought, you know,
Speaker 1: make your own choice. The abortion clinic, we haven't town
Speaker 1: in Wilmington. Oh my god, it's so nice in there.
Speaker 1: It's just the sweetest, the nicest people. One of them's
Speaker 1: my neighbor, Kathy Clinicer. She lives over on Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't said where she lives on accountry versus the
Speaker 1: abortion clinics, forget that. But my point is the people
Speaker 1: at the clinic will give you the information, and that
Speaker 1: information shouldn't be scary. I mean, I can't emphasize this enough.
Speaker 1: They're just a great group of owls over there. You know,
Speaker 1: they usually go to the happy hour on Fridays over
Speaker 1: at the Applebee's. Not the Applebe's, it's suburban plaza, but
Speaker 1: the one on. No, Nancy shouldn't say that either. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm going to out these abobo goddesses. Ladies,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, may God protect you. Okay, wait, let
Speaker 1: me look at that last question again by fans X
Speaker 1: seventeen Bitch for a Mom. Okay, I know who this is.
Speaker 1: I know asked this question. It's not anomalous. It's my daughter, Aaron,
Speaker 1: who thinks she's ground. Okay, hold on, because I got
Speaker 1: a caller. I got a call Aaron held on air.
Speaker 1: What did you send an anomalous question into my podcast? No?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Even? I know it was
Speaker 1: you because us is the only goal in your class
Speaker 1: with an iPhone six. And let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: You think that you're pregnant from that? No, good boyfriend
Speaker 1: of yours, guess what you're not. You know how I
Speaker 1: know I pay pregnancy tests to the inside of your toilet.
Speaker 1: First of all, it was disgusting. What are you even
Speaker 1: putting in your hand in there for? It's fucking poop
Speaker 1: and piss. Second of all, I asked for Ie eight
Speaker 1: and you keep being a fucking bitch, so you're right
Speaker 1: about that part. And third of all, I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: you don't like my boyfriend Drevel Lacrosse because he's Filipino.
Speaker 1: I don't not like him because he's Filipino. I actually
Speaker 1: like the Filippino part of him the most, so you
Speaker 1: dislike other parts of him? What that he likes to
Speaker 1: go to mont talking surf. Look, I don't care if
Speaker 1: you too surf together. I'm talking about when you get
Speaker 1: the humping ugly and you get the babe and Meacon
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna start crushing up a little birth control
Speaker 1: pills and putting them in your corn pops. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it. I'm not a buzzer. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: ask me and communicate with me about what we're doing? Okay,
Speaker 1: instead of assuming yes, I mean things have progressed with
Speaker 1: me and Trevor, but you don't ask me questions. You assume, assume, assume,
Speaker 1: and it makes an ass Okay, You're right, Aaron. Let's
Speaker 1: just do it right here, right now on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Um wow, I can't believe I'm asking you this. Uh wait,
Speaker 1: how many people listen to this? Well, let's count your Momum,
Speaker 1: your pop up, definitely, Um, Nancy down the street, Um, Carol, Pat,
Speaker 1: your aunt Pat, Trina, and um yeah, I think a
Speaker 1: couple of nurses at the hospital. So at least. Well,
Speaker 1: I already talked to all of them about this, so
Speaker 1: it's fine. You can ask me. Are you and Trevor
Speaker 1: doing the deed? Okay? So you know how I'm taking
Speaker 1: ap American history. As Bill Clinton one said, it depends
Speaker 1: on what is there? You go, what sex? Mom? Because
Speaker 1: I'm actually really confused because I feel like I'm late,
Speaker 1: that's for sure, but also talking to you know, other girls,
Speaker 1: it feels like they might be doing things that I
Speaker 1: feel like is sex, and I'm just sort of, like,
Speaker 1: you know, confused about how it goes down. I'm so
Speaker 1: happy that you're asking me these questions are because there's
Speaker 1: none of the others twelve people that you mentioned when
Speaker 1: I asked them about it, I had full conversations with
Speaker 1: them about it. None of them knew, so I'm coming
Speaker 1: to you. Well, that's because they know that if any
Speaker 1: of them told you about sex, I would kill them. Okay,
Speaker 1: sex can from a medical standpoint, make it fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: when a man and a woman love each other very much.
Speaker 1: But sometimes it's not just a man and a woman.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's two girls, sometimes it's two boys. Sometimes just
Speaker 1: talk about men and women like me and Trevor, man
Speaker 1: and a woman. Sexual relations that can lead to conception
Speaker 1: of a child is when the ejaculate of a man
Speaker 1: visa vie, the ppe goes into the vaginal canal and
Speaker 1: eventually the of a woman, which you are not because
Speaker 1: you are only seventeen, but biologically speaking, you've had your
Speaker 1: period since you were nine years old. I'm sorry you
Speaker 1: got that for me, and so yes, you are technically
Speaker 1: biologically a woman. And so when the ejaculate enters vis
Speaker 1: a vie penetrative vaginal sex, that is how a baby
Speaker 1: is made. So are you and Trevor doing that? Well,
Speaker 1: let me say, you know I took Honor's Global History. Yes,
Speaker 1: well in Mesopotamia, you're a woman at eleven, so let's
Speaker 1: just say that. Okay, Well, we don't live in Mesopotamia.
Speaker 1: I know where we live. I've lived her all my life.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of questions that I think would
Speaker 1: sent us on a road to discovery. Read whether I'm
Speaker 1: having sex? Is it sex if when you were out
Speaker 1: of the house last week, me and Trevor got in
Speaker 1: the shower together and he flipped me upside down and
Speaker 1: I passed out. And when I woke up, I was
Speaker 1: in the bed and he had made me a juice
Speaker 1: with two ice cubes. Oh God, Eric, I don't technically
Speaker 1: think what you have just described in sex, but I
Speaker 1: don't like anywhere. Maybe you should be home more. Um, well,
Speaker 1: maybe you are. You have a mom who's a doctor, okay,
Speaker 1: and your dad's supposed to be home, and he's not
Speaker 1: supposed to let you in the house with the boys
Speaker 1: with the door cloth. He was drinking a beer watching
Speaker 1: Modern Family. What else is new? I have another question? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Is it sex if a boy tickles me and the
Speaker 1: boy is driver Lacarlos, my Filipino boyfriend. Is it sex
Speaker 1: if a boy tickles me and I'm like stop, but
Speaker 1: I really don't want him to stop. It's kind of
Speaker 1: more like keep going, but it's funny then like I
Speaker 1: get a little mad at him, But it's like a
Speaker 1: little horny, and so is that sex? Once again, that
Speaker 1: is not technically sex, but I do not like it.
Speaker 1: And I think by saying stop, but you actually like it,
Speaker 1: that is setting a bad precedent air. All right, So
Speaker 1: I have one last question. Is it sex if? During
Speaker 1: the lacrosse trip, because the boys team and the girls
Speaker 1: team both went up to have say in New York
Speaker 1: for that lacrosse tournament. God, is it sex if? Um?
Speaker 1: After the milkshake social, Uever and I went back to
Speaker 1: his hotel room, and um, we looked at each other
Speaker 1: while we were undressed, and um, I just had never
Speaker 1: felt like that before. And I realized that I was
Speaker 1: in love with him, and so um, he had bought
Speaker 1: some lubricant. I've done the oil lubricant and it's a
Speaker 1: really good brand, which I found out when um, um,
Speaker 1: because I don't know, I really don't really know what's
Speaker 1: supposed to happen when I was getting excited. It turns
Speaker 1: out we really didn't need it because I was you know,
Speaker 1: I guess I was ready. Um. And then he's sort
Speaker 1: of inserted disuc poenis into my vagina and we were
Speaker 1: very connected for about eighteeneen minutes. Um, I looked at
Speaker 1: each other deep in the eyes and he said I
Speaker 1: love you as he finished inside me. Is that sex?
Speaker 1: Aaront that sex? And actually I'm gonna say it does
Speaker 1: not just sex, that's we can love? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: So what how do you feel about it? They'd Trevor
Speaker 1: put a rubber on his little Trevor, please air, I'm
Speaker 1: begging you. Did he use a condom? Well? Maybe if
Speaker 1: you would let me have an iPhone eight um, I
Speaker 1: would be able to you know, because the iPhone sex Like,
Speaker 1: I can't even update my phone, so I don't have
Speaker 1: a Google on this, so I couldn't even Google. Or
Speaker 1: he didn't sending you to Catholics. He didn't. But also,
Speaker 1: you're in You're having an unprotected sex seed. So this
Speaker 1: actually validates kind of all I've been talking about about
Speaker 1: your noga. I'm proud of you for being in love.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you for using luber ki. Okay, like
Speaker 1: a lot of that situation, I got to admit I
Speaker 1: was actually pretty proud of you during because I was
Speaker 1: actually happy for you. But you got to use a rubber.
Speaker 1: Thank god. I've been sneaking birth control inside of your
Speaker 1: smuckers peanut butter and jelly preep. Mom, that's fucked up.
Speaker 1: And get your hands out of my things like my
Speaker 1: toilet bowl and my snackbox. Get your hands out of
Speaker 1: all my stuff. A mother is always right, and your
Speaker 1: eyes out of my business. How about that? Can I
Speaker 1: tell you one other thing? Wouldn't it make you happy
Speaker 1: to have a little Filipino grandchild? Yeah? I bet that
Speaker 1: would make you feel really happy, fake woke. I would
Speaker 1: be happy to have a Filipino grandchild if it was
Speaker 1: with another Filipino man as the father, and it was
Speaker 1: in six to twelve years after you've gone to college.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to college, mon, I'm You're going to
Speaker 1: University the Dolaware. You're going to University at the Delaware,
Speaker 1: just like me, just like your dad, just like your mom,
Speaker 1: just like going to UD. I'm going to LA. She
Speaker 1: wants to be a backup dancers. The surfing is good there,
Speaker 1: and I know the backup dancing is great there. Because
Speaker 1: of the movie, Honey, you didn't even follow through with
Speaker 1: show choir air. Okay, you did, not singing and not dancing.
Speaker 1: First of all, you know that that's singing and not dancing.
Speaker 1: First of all, you know that, do I Well? If
Speaker 1: you never you never stuck around. We never got to
Speaker 1: go to an assembly, We never got to go to
Speaker 1: a recital because you quit show choir because you said
Speaker 1: it was cringe. It was cringe. We sang my funny Valentine. What.
Speaker 1: First of all, that song isn't even funny. Second of all,
Speaker 1: it's not even pop air. Look, I know that we fight.
Speaker 1: I know if that, yeah, I get down on you
Speaker 1: about your boyfriend, then you're inconsistencies. But I have to
Speaker 1: say a lot of what you said today, I'm actually
Speaker 1: really proud of the woman you be coming. I remembered
Speaker 1: the day I went into labor with you. I hate
Speaker 1: this story. I hate when you tell you. I was
Speaker 1: so excited, you know, because I'm an abgyn and I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: well now I can take care of this in the house.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give birth to you in front of
Speaker 1: the J. C. Penny Threeway here, oh, because I was
Speaker 1: picking out your bassinet and I saw and I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: this would be the perfect place to do kind of
Speaker 1: the poll and you couldn't even go to Lord and Taylor.
Speaker 1: It was the good one back then, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: before you was born at the Christian Animal and um,
Speaker 1: just looking at you now, looking at the little floody
Speaker 1: girl that you've become. In your hair so long and
Speaker 1: your tits are so staffed. Thank you get that from
Speaker 1: your mother. Yeah, I'm proud of you and I love you.
Speaker 1: So Okay, okay, what do you want for dinner tonight?
Speaker 1: Shouldn't call it? Okay, I'm gonna tell you that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be having about two hours, Dad, two hours? Okay,
Speaker 1: bye bye, bye bye bye Lovey's. Oh lord, that girl's
Speaker 1: going to bring me to an early grave. Well, thank
Speaker 1: god we have our next guests, because she is a
Speaker 1: constant saving grace in my life. Please give it up
Speaker 1: for my favorite nurse on the unit. She's an incredible
Speaker 1: nick you nurse, and she's an incredible mother of eight.
Speaker 1: Please welcome Nurse Jessee. That's right, thank you for having
Speaker 1: me two s's two ease. That's important to say because
Speaker 1: it's actually famously a podcast, so we're not going to
Speaker 1: have like the name pop up on the screen or nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't know who's listen, who's working at
Speaker 1: Starbucks and has the opportunity to get my name right?
Speaker 1: When they spell on the cup, because they really do
Speaker 1: fuck it up every time. Ain't that the worst? He seed?
Speaker 1: That's why I go to Duncans. You're kind of a
Speaker 1: classy Starbucks gal. Are you thinking the switching to Duncans?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm thinking of going team wahwa again. You know,
Speaker 1: one of those things. You know, and you know how
Speaker 1: it goes because we go way back, and I know
Speaker 1: that because I know I know how it goes. But
Speaker 1: you graduate, you graduate to something classier. As you were saying,
Speaker 1: back my CNA days, when I was a CNA, you know,
Speaker 1: it was all wah wah all the time. But now
Speaker 1: it's it's we're in Starbucks. But because I really do
Speaker 1: need that espresso for these shifts, I've been pulling. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they got you on doubles on the unit, but you're
Speaker 1: getting over time, that's right. You know. I star early.
Speaker 1: Was saving up for the Christmas gifts because you just
Speaker 1: don't know what the kids want these days. I got
Speaker 1: eight of them, so you know that I can't. Every
Speaker 1: Every dollar counts. Every dollar counts. Now, for those who
Speaker 1: don't know, Jesse is a mother of eight, and I've
Speaker 1: delivered every single one of your kids. That's right. And
Speaker 1: you know it's really nerve racking delivering nurses babies because
Speaker 1: you're both mother and labor and you're both nurse, and
Speaker 1: I know I can't I can't screw it up, you know,
Speaker 1: with the four steps or turn in or or any
Speaker 1: because most of your babies have been breached. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know that's right. They get all scrambled when they're inside
Speaker 1: of me because you know, like you was saying, I've
Speaker 1: worked these shifts all throughout my pregnancies, I mean my
Speaker 1: feet most of the time. You're not supposed to when
Speaker 1: those first and second trimesters. And you sat me down
Speaker 1: at least for the first four and said, listen, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel right about you doing this,
Speaker 1: but when there's a will, there's a way. But you
Speaker 1: did it perfectly every time. These kids are healthy. These
Speaker 1: kids are healthy, and they're little nightmares, and that is
Speaker 1: all that we can pray for. That's why I was thinking,
Speaker 1: how many boys? How many girls? We're rocking with? Three
Speaker 1: boys oh and five girls. Okay, See that's a good
Speaker 1: proper ratio, because if the ratio is switched, you know,
Speaker 1: then you got yourself a little te ball team, and
Speaker 1: then you know, goodbye to any nice furniture you have.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got the feminine mystique in the house,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like there's just a certain
Speaker 1: amount of female energy that's floating around that I feel like.
Speaker 1: It's I feel like it's good, it's calming, it's grounding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's nice. And the boys, you know, they're learning early,
Speaker 1: they're learning how to respect women early. Oh thank god, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's important. You know. I went over to Jesse's and
Speaker 1: you got a beautiful split alam, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: And you're a limen over in a hocussing now or
Speaker 1: buy couches bridge, yeah, right right by the bridge. You
Speaker 1: know what I love about Jesse's house is every season,
Speaker 1: you know, East their fall, Thanksgiving, you put a different
Speaker 1: flag up in front of your house that has the
Speaker 1: most recent holiday that's coming up. And it's just a
Speaker 1: nice reminder of that is the time that we are in.
Speaker 1: That's right, and I yep, it's true. And I even
Speaker 1: do a little some special for some of these more
Speaker 1: micro holidays. Columbus Day, Oh, the Italians love the Columbus.
Speaker 1: They want all the local Italians. You would be shocked
Speaker 1: if you saw the amount of hogies and sausage of
Speaker 1: peppers on my doorstep on Columbus Day because they love
Speaker 1: seeing the little flag waving in the space. That beautiful
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't think we're supposed to celebrate Columbus
Speaker 1: Day no more. But if there's peppers and hogies coming out,
Speaker 1: you know, sell pepper, catch up, I think we can
Speaker 1: look the other way. Yep. And that's what they've been
Speaker 1: telling me too. A lot of these kids around campus
Speaker 1: are saying, you know, you really can't be doing that
Speaker 1: no more. He's a piece of shit. We don't honor
Speaker 1: pieces of shit, and so, you know, these days I'm
Speaker 1: a little more conflicted. But you know, these Italians, they're
Speaker 1: so old. You know how many more holidays did they
Speaker 1: got in them? Five? Maybe from Lucky. So I just say,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll keep it going. Then we'll let
Speaker 1: it die out and I'll shift my focus more to
Speaker 1: you know, Valentine's Day, one of those kids of parks,
Speaker 1: get some parts out on the porch. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: always talking about this on the unit. And Jesse, you
Speaker 1: were just an A plus nurse and you know I'd
Speaker 1: die for my nurses. I'd die for every single one
Speaker 1: of these nurses on my unit. You know who I
Speaker 1: wouldn't die for Tom and pediatrics. Tom can fuck off?
Speaker 1: Tom can fuck off. Did you see the way he
Speaker 1: looked at me today? He said, Oh, no, munchkins for pedes.
Speaker 1: I said, when I come into Dunkins on Friday, I
Speaker 1: get munchkins from my unit. Okay, we cook the babies.
Speaker 1: After the babies are cooked, and we push him out. Tom.
Speaker 1: It's your territory, it's your dominion. You can take over, okay.
Speaker 1: But he just thinks he's cock of the walk. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's overstepping boundaries left and right. And it's not just
Speaker 1: you and me that think this. I've been crawling some
Speaker 1: of the other nurses in the ward, and you know,
Speaker 1: the sentiments are the same across the wort. Tom's got
Speaker 1: to go, But I don't know how to push him out.
Speaker 1: I've never I've never done the who they taught, as
Speaker 1: they say in France, I never overthrown. Oh my god. Yeah, wow, Jesse,
Speaker 1: you're going to Starbucks and Theari you're speaking friends? Yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: you gotta keep you gotta keep it classy, you know,
Speaker 1: But I'll forget where I'm from. I'm never gonna figuet
Speaker 1: where I came from, you know what I'm say. I'm
Speaker 1: never gonna be too good for it. But you know,
Speaker 1: I leave that pinky out even when I'm delivering. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I get that baby pinkies out whole time. It's like
Speaker 1: a blessing. And the parents appreciated. The parents appreciate it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all about the little details. It's all about the details.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about delivering. It's all about the details.
Speaker 1: People don't really even realize that. They don't even know.
Speaker 1: Like you're putting in an ivy or an epitheral, you
Speaker 1: get that detail wrong. Mom's not walking for a couple
Speaker 1: of years. Oh I had that happen, And that's something
Speaker 1: Time would know nothing about. He and this shit, he
Speaker 1: don't know his ass from elbow when it comes to details.
Speaker 1: He's mister big sky thinker. I don't. I don't have
Speaker 1: time for that. It's babies. Oh yeah, babies are the
Speaker 1: yadro figurines of humans. You know, you gotta be delicate
Speaker 1: with them. You gotta be detail oriented, and you gotta
Speaker 1: put them on a place where you know no dog
Speaker 1: is going to bump into him, which I have seen
Speaker 1: happen before, and it's not something I ever want to
Speaker 1: see again. Something I even hesitate to bring up now
Speaker 1: because I got shivers all up and down my spine
Speaker 1: even just the thought of his making me sick. It's
Speaker 1: making me sick to think about. You're so empathetic, Jesse.
Speaker 1: That's what I love you well, you know, speaking of
Speaker 1: disasters that are waiting to happen, did you hear about
Speaker 1: a local serial killer, the Newark Napper? They caught him,
Speaker 1: thank god, Oh my god, I missed it. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Newark Napper. And turns out he was going into people's
Speaker 1: homes and he was napping next to him, and he
Speaker 1: did a couple of murders. He did a lot more
Speaker 1: naps than he did the murders, because I guess depending
Speaker 1: on what kind of comforter they had that was like
Speaker 1: one of his triggers or whatever. Anyway, they revealed the
Speaker 1: new Ark Napper's identity, and yeah, Jesse, hate to break
Speaker 1: it to you, but we delivered him. Don't even say it.
Speaker 1: Oh Christ Almighty, he brought him into this world, which
Speaker 1: is part of you know, hazard in the trade. It's
Speaker 1: hazard in the trade. What kind of freaking butterfly effected
Speaker 1: this cause do you think at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I'm sick over this? Well, you know, we have medical
Speaker 1: obligation could bring babies into this world, but you don't
Speaker 1: know what kind of creeps these babies are going to
Speaker 1: turn into. It's true, but you know what come to
Speaker 1: think of it, you know, and I'm digging deep in
Speaker 1: my memory hole right now, is that I do remember
Speaker 1: his mother, and I do remember his mother being very
Speaker 1: peculiar about the betting that we were bringing in there.
Speaker 1: So I think, you know, we always come back to this.
Speaker 1: Is it nature? Is it nurture? I don't know. Was
Speaker 1: out of hereditary quality that he got from his mother?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did she teach him this in the
Speaker 1: Norman Bates way? I don't know, But oh my god,
Speaker 1: now thinking about it, I just got a knot in
Speaker 1: the pit of my stomach. I know, it's so freaky, deinky, scary,
Speaker 1: and I swears to God when I heard this, I
Speaker 1: dropped my dunkin all over the floor, and I said
Speaker 1: to my husband Patrick, you deal with it because I'm
Speaker 1: already late for work. But it got me thinking, you know, Jesse,
Speaker 1: had you to do it over? Had you had known,
Speaker 1: had you had known that, that little precious baby boy
Speaker 1: with his weird mom talking about what kind of thread
Speaker 1: count we had that baby on, would you to do
Speaker 1: it over bring that baby into this world? I think
Speaker 1: I would have to. I really do see. This might
Speaker 1: feel the same my fidiciary responsibility to you know, the
Speaker 1: grey's anatomy in the nurse, you know that, like you know,
Speaker 1: a hand on the Bible. We're just doing our jobs
Speaker 1: and then we send them off. I think I would
Speaker 1: do it all over again. But do you know it,
Speaker 1: this time, knowing what I know now, I maybe would
Speaker 1: have been a little more gentle. You know. Back then,
Speaker 1: you know, I was, I was new, I was new
Speaker 1: in the world. Like I said, I had just come
Speaker 1: off from my Cenna days. I was rough with it.
Speaker 1: And the one thing I'll say is that I think,
Speaker 1: if it's a little bit on me, I could have
Speaker 1: been a little more gentle. Just also, come to think
Speaker 1: of it, I think we did drop him. He was
Speaker 1: a pretty slippery boy. He was slippery boy, slipper. That
Speaker 1: was one of my first droppers. Yep. Now I remember it,
Speaker 1: and you know, okay, so fans of the pot will
Speaker 1: know this. Babies get dropped. Oh every day, every day,
Speaker 1: like the duncan on the floor. Shit happens. You know.
Speaker 1: We used to maybe this is a before your time,
Speaker 1: but we used to have a nice little whiteboard in
Speaker 1: the unit that said drops today on it, you know,
Speaker 1: and if we got under five drops, you know, which
Speaker 1: is what should we would get one, you know, because
Speaker 1: drops happened. We can't we can't be doing zero drops.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but if we got under five drops in
Speaker 1: that week, then the unit we get pizza party. Yep.
Speaker 1: But then the parents didn't really like it, so we
Speaker 1: kind of we kind of changed it to uh, you know,
Speaker 1: pictures of the babies that we had successfully eat the
Speaker 1: livered but um, yeah, yeah we did drop the new
Speaker 1: Ark napper, but I'm gonna blame his freak mom. And
Speaker 1: We're actually gonna play a little game, Jesse, are you excited?
Speaker 1: The love game? I love games, Love Monopoly. One time
Speaker 1: did a week long Monopoly game, so you know I'm
Speaker 1: game for this. A week long? Oh my god? Was
Speaker 1: that with the family down at the shore? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we were Rehobeth Beach, gorgeous beach, really saw Sanchis but
Speaker 1: you know it we went. It was rained the whole time.
Speaker 1: So we're in Shy, we're playing Monopoly. I barely slept,
Speaker 1: I barely ate. I lost so much weight that week
Speaker 1: just for playing that one Monopoly game. I've dedicated and
Speaker 1: don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise, Liz, and wait
Speaker 1: at the beach. I mean that's a feat in and
Speaker 1: of itself, because when I'm down there, it's Saltwater Taffy Chorus, Brothers,
Speaker 1: Carmel Corn, Saltwater Taffy Chorus, Brothers, Carmel Corn. Just one, two, three, anyway,
Speaker 1: I digress. Okay, So the game that we're gonna play
Speaker 1: is called Would You Deliver? Oh? I love this. In
Speaker 1: this game, I'm going to name a controversial figure in
Speaker 1: the public world and ask you, Jesse, would you help
Speaker 1: bring them into this world or not? The first one,
Speaker 1: would you deliver? Donald Trump? Oh God? Now I'm personally
Speaker 1: porn on this one because I hated him as a president,
Speaker 1: but I love the Apprentice, right, you know, before we knew,
Speaker 1: before we knew, So I'm gonna say yes on that one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say guiding through the early stages of the delivery, right,
Speaker 1: doing more duelist stuff. Let's just say i'd do more
Speaker 1: dueless stuff, a little more hands off that way. I'm
Speaker 1: not culpable, but I know what you're saying. You're fire,
Speaker 1: You're fire. I mean, what would I do without that
Speaker 1: cultural touchstone. That is one hell of a cultural culture stone.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're fired. That's so good. That was classic.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just stick to that? I mean, I
Speaker 1: was saying that every time that I was firing somebody
Speaker 1: for years, for years. Okay, the next person, now, I'm
Speaker 1: not even sure if I know who this is, but
Speaker 1: it's written down here. Jaco Paul. Oh, the boxer, the
Speaker 1: YouTube boxer. He's an asshole YouTuber who now does violence
Speaker 1: for money. Oh yeah. My three sons love watching him
Speaker 1: on the iPad. Sometimes when we're a Ruby Tuesdays and
Speaker 1: they won't stop fucking yapping, we just throw the iPad on.
Speaker 1: They watch all the old Jake Paul videos. They love it,
Speaker 1: and they love what he's getting into and out the boxing.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I'm gonna go ahead and say delivered because
Speaker 1: he keeps my three sons quiet. Okay, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say delivered two on this one. All right, Now, this
Speaker 1: one is sort of in the Newark Napper territory, but
Speaker 1: a little more famous, and I'm gonna say a little
Speaker 1: more handsome, would you deliver? Ted Bundy? Gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and also say yes, only because I love my true
Speaker 1: crime podcast. I know you do. Sometimes I'm like, can
Speaker 1: you hear the code Blue Jesse or you listen to
Speaker 1: you know, murder she did? Yeah, and he's a freaking
Speaker 1: rock star in that community. Might as well be Mick
Speaker 1: freaking Jagger of the entire true crime community. They would
Speaker 1: have nothing if not for him. Yeah, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say also, yes, would deliver because when you see, okay,
Speaker 1: Ted Bundy classically a hot murderer. Ted Bundy's parents probably
Speaker 1: were very attractive. And I gotta say, when I see
Speaker 1: a really hot couple, you know, even though the mom,
Speaker 1: you know, she's pregnant and so she looks, you know,
Speaker 1: bloated and disgusting, you can tell under the blow that
Speaker 1: she is hot and that dad is hot. I get
Speaker 1: excited to see the baby. Oh yeah, you know, and
Speaker 1: normally I say, don't send me Christmas cards with the
Speaker 1: pictures of your baby. I brought so many people into
Speaker 1: this world, you know, at a certain point, it's just
Speaker 1: it's an environmental issue with the amount of paper cards
Speaker 1: that I'm getting in the mail. But if you are
Speaker 1: a hot couple and you have a hot little baby,
Speaker 1: I want to see how that baby's growing. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to say what the liver ted Bundy probably had
Speaker 1: hot parents. I want to see that hot baby. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And honestly, when push comes to shove, who am I
Speaker 1: could play God as in their spoon mind to say
Speaker 1: you are worthy, you can come in? You can't. Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know I say this as a born again Christian
Speaker 1: as well. Yes, you're very religious, born again in Christ,
Speaker 1: born again in Christ. Who am I to say you
Speaker 1: can not up to me? I give it up. I
Speaker 1: give it up to God every every time, you know. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I get that. You know me, I'm Catholic, but nonpracticing, nonbelieving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, don't think about going to church,
Speaker 1: because you know I could. I could set you up
Speaker 1: with that great community is Jessie, don't go there with me.
Speaker 1: Es they got munchkins. They got munchkins. Hear me out,
Speaker 1: they got munchkins in the reception hall aftermass. No proselytize
Speaker 1: to me. We've talked about this before. Okay, your businesses
Speaker 1: were business and my business is mine. Okay, moving that
Speaker 1: I overstepped, I overstepped. Here's a would you deliver, Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: Oh would you deliver? Okay? I have an answer for
Speaker 1: this one. While you're thinking, I deliver. But then I'd
Speaker 1: have a serious talk with that baby, okay, and I
Speaker 1: would tell her to stop doing that stuff to her face,
Speaker 1: in her body, because I brought her into this world perfect,
Speaker 1: you know, perfect. Oh yeah, that's all I'll say. I'm
Speaker 1: with you on that one, and you know what, You're right,
Speaker 1: and you know what I was thinking. And now, come
Speaker 1: to think of it, I swore I seen her on
Speaker 1: one of the other floors, and I know we got
Speaker 1: a plastic surgery on FLOORA too. You saw Kim Kardashian
Speaker 1: getting plastic surgery and Wilmington, Delaware. I swore I seen
Speaker 1: that ass walk on the floor too, and I know
Speaker 1: what they did. I know what they did down there.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, maybe it's a look alike, but
Speaker 1: you know, I heard that classic classic with a k
Speaker 1: classic Kardashian voice, and I says Willington, Yeah, what you know,
Speaker 1: I've like flash of mind I'm saying, well, what, she's
Speaker 1: not going to Beverly Hills to get that work done.
Speaker 1: She's not going to New York City. She's going to
Speaker 1: the capital of plastic surgery, Wilmington, Delaware. Would you deliver gritty?
Speaker 1: The Philly Flyer's a little orange, freaky guy without a
Speaker 1: shadow of a doubt, without a shadow of a doubt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too. He's he gets born and I'm shaking his
Speaker 1: mommy in his daddy's hand. Oh yeah, that man brings
Speaker 1: me joy. Oh yeah, I'm I love it when you
Speaker 1: go to the Flyers game and he takes pictures with
Speaker 1: the kids and he kind of messes up their hair.
Speaker 1: He's scoofy. He's scoofy like that. I love them when
Speaker 1: people aren't too self serious. I love a relaxed mascot.
Speaker 1: It is just too cute for words. I'm bringing all
Speaker 1: eight to go see him too. Oh wow, that's quite
Speaker 1: an expense. Well, yeah, you're an out of school. We're
Speaker 1: gonna pull him out of school. Make it a whole surprise.
Speaker 1: Film it for you too. Because I've been monetizing my
Speaker 1: YouTube that I do on the side sometimes, so you know,
Speaker 1: stay tuned. I'll drop the link. Okay, stay tuned. Next,
Speaker 1: would you deliver Rocky the Pride of phili himself? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, it's an American hero. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh we salute him, We salute him. That would be
Speaker 1: the honor of my life if I delivered Rocky. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Imagine you and me deliver Rocky. I
Speaker 1: mean we would be riding on that for years. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the valor, the valor, a pum which you
Speaker 1: would be able to stand, the mound of valor, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: You ned that Rocky statue in Philly. I'd be standing
Speaker 1: by there saying to people, we did this. This is
Speaker 1: me and Jesse. And at one time, when I was
Speaker 1: seeing my continuing education, I swore the nurses that delivered
Speaker 1: him were doing a ted talk around the corner, and
Speaker 1: I missed it because I was you know, some shit happened,
Speaker 1: They got on into some altercations, some fights, right, but
Speaker 1: they were there. They were discussing it, and again from
Speaker 1: what I heard second hand, they're saying what an honor
Speaker 1: it was, and what a beautiful baby boy he was
Speaker 1: and grew up to be a beautiful man, Rocky, beautiful
Speaker 1: baby boy. Beautiful man like Ted Bundy. Okay, and this
Speaker 1: brings us to our last Would you deliver Tom in
Speaker 1: fucking pediatrics? Never? Never? And I'd lose my license over that.
Speaker 1: I would beat that baby up. I would let it
Speaker 1: deliver and then I would beat it up. I don't
Speaker 1: even care if that would land me in jail as
Speaker 1: a brought again Christian. J See, I'd sacrifice it all.
Speaker 1: I hate that motorfucker, and I hate the way he
Speaker 1: treats you. Specifically, You're called out and targeted by him,
Speaker 1: and you don't see it the way we do. Man,
Speaker 1: it really it just gets me riled up. Don't get emotional, Jesse.
Speaker 1: You know I can handle myself, and I know you're
Speaker 1: a strong girl. You're a strong girl. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I just we hate to see it. We hate to
Speaker 1: see it. Fuck him, fuck is mop do. Whole family
Speaker 1: can go to hell. Look at me. I I'm cracking
Speaker 1: my knuckles over here, Jesse. You got me emotional over
Speaker 1: here because you as my nurse on my unit, and
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it, my best friend, you have
Speaker 1: my back so hard and you ride for me so hard,
Speaker 1: and I just have to say both in a medical
Speaker 1: hospital contact and in a personal context, it just means
Speaker 1: so much to me that you would go to bat
Speaker 1: for me. That's how we do this, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it, Pum Tommy Pediatrics. If you're listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: which I'm sure you are because he's so obsessed with me, Tom,
Speaker 1: I would deliver you just so I could lord that
Speaker 1: over for you. And I would say to you every
Speaker 1: time you steal my parking spot, and anytime you complain
Speaker 1: about the fact that I'm not bringing your ass munchkins,
Speaker 1: I would say to you, Tom, I brought you in
Speaker 1: in this world and I can take you right out.
Speaker 1: We should put a pipe bomb in his cool lotta.
Speaker 1: We should absolutely do that. Jesse never see a coma
Speaker 1: after the podcast. Mullible Dunce would never see that ship coming. Jesse.
Speaker 1: This has honestly been the time of my life speaking
Speaker 1: to you on Parts Talk. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: doing the pod. It has been truly my honor, and
Speaker 1: thank you as a comrade. Really, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for everything. You know. You're doing doubles on the unit.
Speaker 1: You're a mother of eight, and I just so appreciate
Speaker 1: you taking the time to do this though what are
Speaker 1: you making for dinner tonight, microwaven some peeps because Easter's
Speaker 1: coming up. Foh yeah, that's nice. That's nice, so like
Speaker 1: breakfast for dinner, you know what I mean? The kids
Speaker 1: love peeps. Well, thank you so much to my guests
Speaker 1: and there's Jesse. Thank you to my daughter Aaron for
Speaker 1: not being pregnant, and thank you so much for listening
Speaker 1: to Parts Talk. This has been Parts Talk with doctor
Speaker 1: Nancy Pitts. Good Bye,