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Speaker 1: little horny, and so is that sex? Once again, that

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00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: is not technically sex, but I do not like it.

420
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: And I think by saying stop, but you actually like it,

421
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: that is setting a bad precedent air. All right, So

422
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: I have one last question. Is it sex if? During

423
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: the lacrosse trip, because the boys team and the girls

424
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: team both went up to have say in New York

425
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: for that lacrosse tournament. God, is it sex if? Um?

426
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: After the milkshake social, Uever and I went back to

427
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: his hotel room, and um, we looked at each other

428
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 1: while we were undressed, and um, I just had never

429
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: felt like that before. And I realized that I was

430
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: in love with him, and so um, he had bought

431
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: some lubricant. I've done the oil lubricant and it's a

432
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: really good brand, which I found out when um, um,

433
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: because I don't know, I really don't really know what's

434
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: supposed to happen when I was getting excited. It turns

435
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: out we really didn't need it because I was you know,

436
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: I guess I was ready. Um. And then he's sort

437
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: of inserted disuc poenis into my vagina and we were

438
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: very connected for about eighteeneen minutes. Um, I looked at

439
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: each other deep in the eyes and he said I

440
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: love you as he finished inside me. Is that sex?

441
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: Aaront that sex? And actually I'm gonna say it does

442
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: not just sex, that's we can love? Oh my god?

443
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: So what how do you feel about it? They'd Trevor

444
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: put a rubber on his little Trevor, please air, I'm

445
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: begging you. Did he use a condom? Well? Maybe if

446
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,239
Speaker 1: you would let me have an iPhone eight um, I

447
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: would be able to you know, because the iPhone sex Like,

448
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: I can't even update my phone, so I don't have

449
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: a Google on this, so I couldn't even Google. Or

450
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: he didn't sending you to Catholics. He didn't. But also,

451
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: you're in You're having an unprotected sex seed. So this

452
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: actually validates kind of all I've been talking about about

453
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: your noga. I'm proud of you for being in love.

454
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you for using luber ki. Okay, like

455
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: a lot of that situation, I got to admit I

456
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: was actually pretty proud of you during because I was

457
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: actually happy for you. But you got to use a rubber.

458
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: Thank god. I've been sneaking birth control inside of your

459
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: smuckers peanut butter and jelly preep. Mom, that's fucked up.

460
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: And get your hands out of my things like my

461
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: toilet bowl and my snackbox. Get your hands out of

462
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: all my stuff. A mother is always right, and your

463
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: eyes out of my business. How about that? Can I

464
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: tell you one other thing? Wouldn't it make you happy

465
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: to have a little Filipino grandchild? Yeah? I bet that

466
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: would make you feel really happy, fake woke. I would

467
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: be happy to have a Filipino grandchild if it was

468
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: with another Filipino man as the father, and it was

469
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: in six to twelve years after you've gone to college.

470
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm not going to college, mon, I'm You're going to

471
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: University the Dolaware. You're going to University at the Delaware,

472
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: just like me, just like your dad, just like your mom,

473
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: just like going to UD. I'm going to LA. She

474
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: wants to be a backup dancers. The surfing is good there,

475
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: and I know the backup dancing is great there. Because

476
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: of the movie, Honey, you didn't even follow through with

477
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: show choir air. Okay, you did, not singing and not dancing.

478
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: First of all, you know that that's singing and not dancing.

479
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: First of all, you know that, do I Well? If

480
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: you never you never stuck around. We never got to

481
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: go to an assembly, We never got to go to

482
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: a recital because you quit show choir because you said

483
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: it was cringe. It was cringe. We sang my funny Valentine. What.

484
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: First of all, that song isn't even funny. Second of all,

485
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: it's not even pop air. Look, I know that we fight.

486
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: I know if that, yeah, I get down on you

487
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: about your boyfriend, then you're inconsistencies. But I have to

488
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: say a lot of what you said today, I'm actually

489
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: really proud of the woman you be coming. I remembered

490
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: the day I went into labor with you. I hate

491
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: this story. I hate when you tell you. I was

492
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: so excited, you know, because I'm an abgyn and I thought, oh,

493
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: well now I can take care of this in the house.

494
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: I wanted to give birth to you in front of

495
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: the J. C. Penny Threeway here, oh, because I was

496
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: picking out your bassinet and I saw and I thought, oh,

497
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: this would be the perfect place to do kind of

498
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: the poll and you couldn't even go to Lord and Taylor.

499
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: It was the good one back then, Okay, this is

500
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: before you was born at the Christian Animal and um,

501
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: just looking at you now, looking at the little floody

502
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: girl that you've become. In your hair so long and

503
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: your tits are so staffed. Thank you get that from

504
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: your mother. Yeah, I'm proud of you and I love you.

505
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: So Okay, okay, what do you want for dinner tonight?

506
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: Shouldn't call it? Okay, I'm gonna tell you that I'm

507
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: gonna be having about two hours, Dad, two hours? Okay,

508
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: bye bye, bye bye bye Lovey's. Oh lord, that girl's

509
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: going to bring me to an early grave. Well, thank

510
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: god we have our next guests, because she is a

511
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: constant saving grace in my life. Please give it up

512
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: for my favorite nurse on the unit. She's an incredible

513
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: nick you nurse, and she's an incredible mother of eight.

514
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:48,479
Speaker 1: Please welcome Nurse Jessee. That's right, thank you for having

515
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: me two s's two ease. That's important to say because

516
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: it's actually famously a podcast, so we're not going to

517
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: have like the name pop up on the screen or nothing.

518
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't know who's listen, who's working at

519
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: Starbucks and has the opportunity to get my name right?

520
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: When they spell on the cup, because they really do

521
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: fuck it up every time. Ain't that the worst? He seed?

522
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: That's why I go to Duncans. You're kind of a

523
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 1: classy Starbucks gal. Are you thinking the switching to Duncans?

524
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: You know, I'm thinking of going team wahwa again. You know,

525
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: one of those things. You know, and you know how

526
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: it goes because we go way back, and I know

527
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: that because I know I know how it goes. But

528
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: you graduate, you graduate to something classier. As you were saying,

529
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: back my CNA days, when I was a CNA, you know,

530
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: it was all wah wah all the time. But now

531
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: it's it's we're in Starbucks. But because I really do

532
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: need that espresso for these shifts, I've been pulling. Oh yeah,

533
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: they got you on doubles on the unit, but you're

534
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: getting over time, that's right. You know. I star early.

535
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: Was saving up for the Christmas gifts because you just

536
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: don't know what the kids want these days. I got

537
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: eight of them, so you know that I can't. Every

538
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: Every dollar counts. Every dollar counts. Now, for those who

539
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: don't know, Jesse is a mother of eight, and I've

540
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: delivered every single one of your kids. That's right. And

541
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: you know it's really nerve racking delivering nurses babies because

542
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 1: you're both mother and labor and you're both nurse, and

543
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: I know I can't I can't screw it up, you know,

544
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: with the four steps or turn in or or any

545
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: because most of your babies have been breached. Yeah, you

546
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 1: know that's right. They get all scrambled when they're inside

547
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: of me because you know, like you was saying, I've

548
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: worked these shifts all throughout my pregnancies, I mean my

549
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: feet most of the time. You're not supposed to when

550
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: those first and second trimesters. And you sat me down

551
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: at least for the first four and said, listen, Jesse,

552
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel right about you doing this,

553
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: but when there's a will, there's a way. But you

554
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: did it perfectly every time. These kids are healthy. These

555
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: kids are healthy, and they're little nightmares, and that is

556
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: all that we can pray for. That's why I was thinking,

557
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: how many boys? How many girls? We're rocking with? Three

558
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: boys oh and five girls. Okay, See that's a good

559
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: proper ratio, because if the ratio is switched, you know,

560
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: then you got yourself a little te ball team, and

561
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: then you know, goodbye to any nice furniture you have.

562
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got the feminine mystique in the house,

563
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like there's just a certain

564
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: amount of female energy that's floating around that I feel like.

565
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: It's I feel like it's good, it's calming, it's grounding. Yeah,

566
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: it's nice. And the boys, you know, they're learning early,

567
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 1: they're learning how to respect women early. Oh thank god, Okay,

568
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: that's important. You know. I went over to Jesse's and

569
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: you got a beautiful split alam, thank you, thank you,

570
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: And you're a limen over in a hocussing now or

571
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: buy couches bridge, yeah, right right by the bridge. You

572
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: know what I love about Jesse's house is every season,

573
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: you know, East their fall, Thanksgiving, you put a different

574
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: flag up in front of your house that has the

575
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: most recent holiday that's coming up. And it's just a

576
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: nice reminder of that is the time that we are in.

577
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: That's right, and I yep, it's true. And I even

578
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: do a little some special for some of these more

579
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: micro holidays. Columbus Day, Oh, the Italians love the Columbus.

580
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: They want all the local Italians. You would be shocked

581
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: if you saw the amount of hogies and sausage of

582
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: peppers on my doorstep on Columbus Day because they love

583
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: seeing the little flag waving in the space. That beautiful

584
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't think we're supposed to celebrate Columbus

585
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 1: Day no more. But if there's peppers and hogies coming out,

586
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: you know, sell pepper, catch up, I think we can

587
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: look the other way. Yep. And that's what they've been

588
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: telling me too. A lot of these kids around campus

589
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: are saying, you know, you really can't be doing that

590
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 1: no more. He's a piece of shit. We don't honor

591
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: pieces of shit, and so, you know, these days I'm

592
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: a little more conflicted. But you know, these Italians, they're

593
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: so old. You know how many more holidays did they

594
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: got in them? Five? Maybe from Lucky. So I just say,

595
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll keep it going. Then we'll let

596
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: it die out and I'll shift my focus more to

597
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,959
Speaker 1: you know, Valentine's Day, one of those kids of parks,

598
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 1: get some parts out on the porch. You know, I'm

599
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: always talking about this on the unit. And Jesse, you

600
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: were just an A plus nurse and you know I'd

601
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: die for my nurses. I'd die for every single one

602
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: of these nurses on my unit. You know who I

603
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't die for Tom and pediatrics. Tom can fuck off?

604
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: Tom can fuck off. Did you see the way he

605
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: looked at me today? He said, Oh, no, munchkins for pedes.

606
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: I said, when I come into Dunkins on Friday, I

607
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: get munchkins from my unit. Okay, we cook the babies.

608
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: After the babies are cooked, and we push him out. Tom.

609
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: It's your territory, it's your dominion. You can take over, okay.

610
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: But he just thinks he's cock of the walk. Oh,

611
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: he's overstepping boundaries left and right. And it's not just

612
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: you and me that think this. I've been crawling some

613
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: of the other nurses in the ward, and you know,

614
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: the sentiments are the same across the wort. Tom's got

615
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: to go, But I don't know how to push him out.

616
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: I've never I've never done the who they taught, as

617
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: they say in France, I never overthrown. Oh my god. Yeah, wow, Jesse,

618
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: you're going to Starbucks and Theari you're speaking friends? Yeah, yeah, No,

619
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: you gotta keep you gotta keep it classy, you know,

620
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: But I'll forget where I'm from. I'm never gonna figuet

621
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: where I came from, you know what I'm say. I'm

622
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: never gonna be too good for it. But you know,

623
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: I leave that pinky out even when I'm delivering. Sometimes

624
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: I get that baby pinkies out whole time. It's like

625
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: a blessing. And the parents appreciated. The parents appreciate it. Yeah,

626
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: it's all about the little details. It's all about the details.

627
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: That's the thing about delivering. It's all about the details.

628
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: People don't really even realize that. They don't even know.

629
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: Like you're putting in an ivy or an epitheral, you

630
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: get that detail wrong. Mom's not walking for a couple

631
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,479
Speaker 1: of years. Oh I had that happen, And that's something

632
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: Time would know nothing about. He and this shit, he

633
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: don't know his ass from elbow when it comes to details.

634
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: He's mister big sky thinker. I don't. I don't have

635
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: time for that. It's babies. Oh yeah, babies are the

636
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 1: yadro figurines of humans. You know, you gotta be delicate

637
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: with them. You gotta be detail oriented, and you gotta

638
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: put them on a place where you know no dog

639
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: is going to bump into him, which I have seen

640
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: happen before, and it's not something I ever want to

641
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: see again. Something I even hesitate to bring up now

642
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: because I got shivers all up and down my spine

643
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: even just the thought of his making me sick. It's

644
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: making me sick to think about. You're so empathetic, Jesse.

645
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: That's what I love you well, you know, speaking of

646
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 1: disasters that are waiting to happen, did you hear about

647
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: a local serial killer, the Newark Napper? They caught him,

648
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: thank god, Oh my god, I missed it. Yeah, the

649
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: Newark Napper. And turns out he was going into people's

650
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: homes and he was napping next to him, and he

651
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: did a couple of murders. He did a lot more

652
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: naps than he did the murders, because I guess depending

653
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: on what kind of comforter they had that was like

654
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: one of his triggers or whatever. Anyway, they revealed the

655
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: new Ark Napper's identity, and yeah, Jesse, hate to break

656
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: it to you, but we delivered him. Don't even say it.

657
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: Oh Christ Almighty, he brought him into this world, which

658
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: is part of you know, hazard in the trade. It's

659
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: hazard in the trade. What kind of freaking butterfly effected

660
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: this cause do you think at the end of the day,

661
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm sick over this? Well, you know, we have medical

662
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: obligation could bring babies into this world, but you don't

663
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: know what kind of creeps these babies are going to

664
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: turn into. It's true, but you know what come to

665
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: think of it, you know, and I'm digging deep in

666
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: my memory hole right now, is that I do remember

667
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: his mother, and I do remember his mother being very

668
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: peculiar about the betting that we were bringing in there.

669
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: So I think, you know, we always come back to this.

670
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: Is it nature? Is it nurture? I don't know. Was

671
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: out of hereditary quality that he got from his mother?

672
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did she teach him this in the

673
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 1: Norman Bates way? I don't know, But oh my god,

674
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: now thinking about it, I just got a knot in

675
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 1: the pit of my stomach. I know, it's so freaky, deinky, scary,

676
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: and I swears to God when I heard this, I

677
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: dropped my dunkin all over the floor, and I said

678
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: to my husband Patrick, you deal with it because I'm

679
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: already late for work. But it got me thinking, you know, Jesse,

680
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: had you to do it over? Had you had known,

681
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: had you had known that, that little precious baby boy

682
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: with his weird mom talking about what kind of thread

683
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: count we had that baby on, would you to do

684
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: it over bring that baby into this world? I think

685
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: I would have to. I really do see. This might

686
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 1: feel the same my fidiciary responsibility to you know, the

687
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: grey's anatomy in the nurse, you know that, like you know,

688
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: a hand on the Bible. We're just doing our jobs

689
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: and then we send them off. I think I would

690
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: do it all over again. But do you know it,

691
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: this time, knowing what I know now, I maybe would

692
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: have been a little more gentle. You know. Back then,

693
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: you know, I was, I was new, I was new

694
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: in the world. Like I said, I had just come

695
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: off from my Cenna days. I was rough with it.

696
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: And the one thing I'll say is that I think,

697
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: if it's a little bit on me, I could have

698
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 1: been a little more gentle. Just also, come to think

699
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: of it, I think we did drop him. He was

700
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: a pretty slippery boy. He was slippery boy, slipper. That

701
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: was one of my first droppers. Yep. Now I remember it,

702
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 1: and you know, okay, so fans of the pot will

703
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: know this. Babies get dropped. Oh every day, every day,

704
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: like the duncan on the floor. Shit happens. You know.

705
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 1: We used to maybe this is a before your time,

706
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: but we used to have a nice little whiteboard in

707
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: the unit that said drops today on it, you know,

708
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: and if we got under five drops, you know, which

709
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: is what should we would get one, you know, because

710
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: drops happened. We can't we can't be doing zero drops.

711
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but if we got under five drops in

712
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: that week, then the unit we get pizza party. Yep.

713
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: But then the parents didn't really like it, so we

714
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: kind of we kind of changed it to uh, you know,

715
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: pictures of the babies that we had successfully eat the

716
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: livered but um, yeah, yeah we did drop the new

717
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: Ark napper, but I'm gonna blame his freak mom. And

718
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: We're actually gonna play a little game, Jesse, are you excited?

719
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: The love game? I love games, Love Monopoly. One time

720
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: did a week long Monopoly game, so you know I'm

721
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 1: game for this. A week long? Oh my god? Was

722
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: that with the family down at the shore? Oh yeah, yeah,

723
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: we were Rehobeth Beach, gorgeous beach, really saw Sanchis but

724
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: you know it we went. It was rained the whole time.

725
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: So we're in Shy, we're playing Monopoly. I barely slept,

726
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: I barely ate. I lost so much weight that week

727
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: just for playing that one Monopoly game. I've dedicated and

728
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,399
Speaker 1: don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise, Liz, and wait

729
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: at the beach. I mean that's a feat in and

730
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: of itself, because when I'm down there, it's Saltwater Taffy Chorus, Brothers,

731
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: Carmel Corn, Saltwater Taffy Chorus, Brothers, Carmel Corn. Just one, two, three, anyway,

732
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: I digress. Okay, So the game that we're gonna play

733
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: is called Would You Deliver? Oh? I love this. In

734
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: this game, I'm going to name a controversial figure in

735
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: the public world and ask you, Jesse, would you help

736
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: bring them into this world or not? The first one,

737
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: would you deliver? Donald Trump? Oh God? Now I'm personally

738
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: porn on this one because I hated him as a president,

739
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: but I love the Apprentice, right, you know, before we knew,

740
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: before we knew, So I'm gonna say yes on that one.

741
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say guiding through the early stages of the delivery, right,

742
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: doing more duelist stuff. Let's just say i'd do more

743
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: dueless stuff, a little more hands off that way. I'm

744
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: not culpable, but I know what you're saying. You're fire,

745
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: You're fire. I mean, what would I do without that

746
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: cultural touchstone. That is one hell of a cultural culture stone.

747
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: You're right, you're fired. That's so good. That was classic.

748
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: Why don't you just stick to that? I mean, I

749
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 1: was saying that every time that I was firing somebody

750
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: for years, for years. Okay, the next person, now, I'm

751
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: not even sure if I know who this is, but

752
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: it's written down here. Jaco Paul. Oh, the boxer, the

753
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: YouTube boxer. He's an asshole YouTuber who now does violence

754
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: for money. Oh yeah. My three sons love watching him

755
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: on the iPad. Sometimes when we're a Ruby Tuesdays and

756
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: they won't stop fucking yapping, we just throw the iPad on.

757
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: They watch all the old Jake Paul videos. They love it,

758
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 1: and they love what he's getting into and out the boxing.

759
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I'm gonna go ahead and say delivered because

760
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: he keeps my three sons quiet. Okay, so I'm gonna

761
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: say delivered two on this one. All right, Now, this

762
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: one is sort of in the Newark Napper territory, but

763
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: a little more famous, and I'm gonna say a little

764
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: more handsome, would you deliver? Ted Bundy? Gonna go ahead

765
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: and also say yes, only because I love my true

766
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: crime podcast. I know you do. Sometimes I'm like, can

767
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: you hear the code Blue Jesse or you listen to

768
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: you know, murder she did? Yeah, and he's a freaking

769
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: rock star in that community. Might as well be Mick

770
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: freaking Jagger of the entire true crime community. They would

771
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: have nothing if not for him. Yeah, you know, I'm

772
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: gonna say also, yes, would deliver because when you see, okay,

773
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 1: Ted Bundy classically a hot murderer. Ted Bundy's parents probably

774
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: were very attractive. And I gotta say, when I see

775
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,959
Speaker 1: a really hot couple, you know, even though the mom,

776
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: you know, she's pregnant and so she looks, you know,

777
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: bloated and disgusting, you can tell under the blow that

778
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: she is hot and that dad is hot. I get

779
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: excited to see the baby. Oh yeah, you know, and

780
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: normally I say, don't send me Christmas cards with the

781
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,959
Speaker 1: pictures of your baby. I brought so many people into

782
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: this world, you know, at a certain point, it's just

783
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: it's an environmental issue with the amount of paper cards

784
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: that I'm getting in the mail. But if you are

785
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 1: a hot couple and you have a hot little baby,

786
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: I want to see how that baby's growing. So I'm

787
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: going to say what the liver ted Bundy probably had

788
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 1: hot parents. I want to see that hot baby. Oh yeah.

789
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: And honestly, when push comes to shove, who am I

790
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: could play God as in their spoon mind to say

791
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 1: you are worthy, you can come in? You can't. Yeah?

792
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 1: You know I say this as a born again Christian

793
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: as well. Yes, you're very religious, born again in Christ,

794
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: born again in Christ. Who am I to say you

795
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: can not up to me? I give it up. I

796
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: give it up to God every every time, you know. Yeah, yeah, no,

797
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: I get that. You know me, I'm Catholic, but nonpracticing, nonbelieving. Yeah,

798
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, don't think about going to church,

799
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: because you know I could. I could set you up

800
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 1: with that great community is Jessie, don't go there with me.

801
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 1: Es they got munchkins. They got munchkins. Hear me out,

802
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: they got munchkins in the reception hall aftermass. No proselytize

803
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: to me. We've talked about this before. Okay, your businesses

804
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: were business and my business is mine. Okay, moving that

805
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: I overstepped, I overstepped. Here's a would you deliver, Kim Kardashian,

806
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh would you deliver? Okay? I have an answer for

807
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: this one. While you're thinking, I deliver. But then I'd

808
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: have a serious talk with that baby, okay, and I

809
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: would tell her to stop doing that stuff to her face,

810
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: in her body, because I brought her into this world perfect,

811
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: you know, perfect. Oh yeah, that's all I'll say. I'm

812
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: with you on that one, and you know what, You're right,

813
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: and you know what I was thinking. And now, come

814
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: to think of it, I swore I seen her on

815
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: one of the other floors, and I know we got

816
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: a plastic surgery on FLOORA too. You saw Kim Kardashian

817
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: getting plastic surgery and Wilmington, Delaware. I swore I seen

818
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: that ass walk on the floor too, and I know

819
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: what they did. I know what they did down there.

820
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, maybe it's a look alike, but

821
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: you know, I heard that classic classic with a k

822
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: classic Kardashian voice, and I says Willington, Yeah, what you know,

823
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: I've like flash of mind I'm saying, well, what, she's

824
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: not going to Beverly Hills to get that work done.

825
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: She's not going to New York City. She's going to

826
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: the capital of plastic surgery, Wilmington, Delaware. Would you deliver gritty?

827
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: The Philly Flyer's a little orange, freaky guy without a

828
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: shadow of a doubt, without a shadow of a doubt. Yeah,

829
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: me too. He's he gets born and I'm shaking his

830
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: mommy in his daddy's hand. Oh yeah, that man brings

831
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: me joy. Oh yeah, I'm I love it when you

832
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: go to the Flyers game and he takes pictures with

833
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Speaker 1: the kids and he kind of messes up their hair.

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Speaker 1: He's scoofy. He's scoofy like that. I love them when

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Speaker 1: people aren't too self serious. I love a relaxed mascot.

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Speaker 1: It is just too cute for words. I'm bringing all

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Speaker 1: eight to go see him too. Oh wow, that's quite

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Speaker 1: an expense. Well, yeah, you're an out of school. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna pull him out of school. Make it a whole surprise.

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Speaker 1: Film it for you too. Because I've been monetizing my

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Speaker 1: YouTube that I do on the side sometimes, so you know,

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Speaker 1: stay tuned. I'll drop the link. Okay, stay tuned. Next,

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Speaker 1: would you deliver Rocky the Pride of phili himself? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, it's an American hero. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh we salute him, We salute him. That would be

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Speaker 1: the honor of my life if I delivered Rocky. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Imagine you and me deliver Rocky. I

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Speaker 1: mean we would be riding on that for years. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, the valor, the valor, a pum which you

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Speaker 1: would be able to stand, the mound of valor, unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: You ned that Rocky statue in Philly. I'd be standing

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Speaker 1: by there saying to people, we did this. This is

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Speaker 1: me and Jesse. And at one time, when I was

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Speaker 1: seeing my continuing education, I swore the nurses that delivered

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Speaker 1: him were doing a ted talk around the corner, and

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Speaker 1: I missed it because I was you know, some shit happened,

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00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: They got on into some altercations, some fights, right, but

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Speaker 1: they were there. They were discussing it, and again from

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Speaker 1: what I heard second hand, they're saying what an honor

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Speaker 1: it was, and what a beautiful baby boy he was

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Speaker 1: and grew up to be a beautiful man, Rocky, beautiful

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Speaker 1: baby boy. Beautiful man like Ted Bundy. Okay, and this

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Speaker 1: brings us to our last Would you deliver Tom in

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Speaker 1: fucking pediatrics? Never? Never? And I'd lose my license over that.

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Speaker 1: I would beat that baby up. I would let it

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Speaker 1: deliver and then I would beat it up. I don't

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Speaker 1: even care if that would land me in jail as

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Speaker 1: a brought again Christian. J See, I'd sacrifice it all.

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Speaker 1: I hate that motorfucker, and I hate the way he

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Speaker 1: treats you. Specifically, You're called out and targeted by him,

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Speaker 1: and you don't see it the way we do. Man,

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Speaker 1: it really it just gets me riled up. Don't get emotional, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: You know I can handle myself, and I know you're

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Speaker 1: a strong girl. You're a strong girl. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: I just we hate to see it. We hate to

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Speaker 1: see it. Fuck him, fuck is mop do. Whole family

877
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: can go to hell. Look at me. I I'm cracking

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Speaker 1: my knuckles over here, Jesse. You got me emotional over

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Speaker 1: here because you as my nurse on my unit, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it, my best friend, you have

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Speaker 1: my back so hard and you ride for me so hard,

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Speaker 1: and I just have to say both in a medical

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Speaker 1: hospital contact and in a personal context, it just means

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Speaker 1: so much to me that you would go to bat

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Speaker 1: for me. That's how we do this, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say it, Pum Tommy Pediatrics. If you're listening to this podcast,

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Speaker 1: which I'm sure you are because he's so obsessed with me, Tom,

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Speaker 1: I would deliver you just so I could lord that

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Speaker 1: over for you. And I would say to you every

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Speaker 1: time you steal my parking spot, and anytime you complain

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Speaker 1: about the fact that I'm not bringing your ass munchkins,

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Speaker 1: I would say to you, Tom, I brought you in

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Speaker 1: in this world and I can take you right out.

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00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: We should put a pipe bomb in his cool lotta.

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Speaker 1: We should absolutely do that. Jesse never see a coma

896
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 1: after the podcast. Mullible Dunce would never see that ship coming. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: This has honestly been the time of my life speaking

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Speaker 1: to you on Parts Talk. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: doing the pod. It has been truly my honor, and

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Speaker 1: thank you as a comrade. Really, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for everything. You know. You're doing doubles on the unit.

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Speaker 1: You're a mother of eight, and I just so appreciate

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Speaker 1: you taking the time to do this though what are

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Speaker 1: you making for dinner tonight, microwaven some peeps because Easter's

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Speaker 1: coming up. Foh yeah, that's nice. That's nice, so like

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00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: breakfast for dinner, you know what I mean? The kids

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00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: love peeps. Well, thank you so much to my guests

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Speaker 1: and there's Jesse. Thank you to my daughter Aaron for

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Speaker 1: not being pregnant, and thank you so much for listening

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Speaker 1: to Parts Talk. This has been Parts Talk with doctor

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pitts. Good Bye,