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Speaker 1: What you got for us now? But surely you know

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Speaker 1: it's tax time. You do know that it's tax time.

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Speaker 1: Everybody every trying, everybody trying to get this stuff together.

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Speaker 1: So right here, this this.

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Speaker 2: Plank right here is can I claim your kid?

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Speaker 1: Can I claim your kid? You know?

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Speaker 2: This just to help me on my taxes a little bit,

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Speaker 2: you know, trying to claim your kid. That's all I

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Speaker 2: need is little just one of your kids, that's all.

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Speaker 1: Just one of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, let me yeah, let me claim one of them. Man,

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Speaker 2: trying to offset my taxes a little bit, that's all.

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Speaker 1: That's all we all. It takes a village, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, what do you call the taxes? It

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Speaker 1: really does. It takes a bit. We got four days.

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Speaker 2: Come on home next, Yes, can I claim your your kid?

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Speaker 1: Let's go, get dog, let's go, let's goot.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach out Devn Devin. This is

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Speaker 2: hey Devin. How you doing?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to

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Speaker 2: reach out to you. You your your son, uh he

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Speaker 2: plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is the

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Speaker 2: one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball team.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazers. Everything all right, yeah, yeah, yea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, everything good.

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Speaker 2: Man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.

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Speaker 2: I've seen you a couple of times man at the game.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I probably met you up probably mess you know,

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Speaker 3: i'd be so intense to the games. But yeah, what's

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Speaker 3: what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Well, actually, man, I wanted to high at you about

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Speaker 1: about your son.

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Speaker 2: Man, are you are you? Are you working right now?

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Speaker 2: Are you currently working?

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Speaker 3: Am I am I working? Like? Yeah, I am working?

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Speaker 1: Actually, I mean I mean I mean you have a

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, what you what you get in that though?

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Speaker 3: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the

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Speaker 3: basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.

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Speaker 3: You know sometime they want donations, sneakers and all that,

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Speaker 3: like you know, no.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, what I was asking?

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Speaker 2: So, so, I mean you you got a regular nine

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a nine to five I mean, things

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Speaker 3: But you know, I still I still work. I mean,

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Speaker 1: So no, no, no, I'm just checking. Man.

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Speaker 2: See what I wanted to get at you about, Man,

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Speaker 2: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna.

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Speaker 1: Clean your son uh on your income tax this year?

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Speaker 3: Hold on, bro, now you said, am I going to

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Speaker 3: clean my son on my taxes this year?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: I mean, like you know, as a dependent, So you

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Speaker 3: asked me some real personal questions. Now you know, like

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Speaker 3: Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes?

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Speaker 3: And do I have a study in come? I mean,

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Speaker 3: like you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady, ain't coming.

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Speaker 3: I'm cleaning my flight. What I mean what you're trying to.

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Speaker 2: Get at Bro? Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking.

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Speaker 2: You know, I just want to read you've seen like

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Speaker 2: what I was gonna ask you, bro, is you know

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Speaker 2: see right now, Man, when I get through with my

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Speaker 2: twenty two twenty three hundred. You see what I'm saying

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Speaker 2: you know, so I can go and get this good money?

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Speaker 3: Bro? Love bro, Bro, I mean what all do respect?

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Speaker 3: You're talking about? You want to clean my son on taxes?

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Speaker 3: Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you you're talking

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come

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Speaker 1: at your sideways like that. Man, I ain't trying to

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Speaker 2: Well see I can get twenty three hundred, Man, I

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Speaker 2: kick you down two fifty.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Man, everybody coup too sifty? You crazy? Now you sound

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Speaker 3: You're telling me you want to clean my own for

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Speaker 3: Food So I can make two point fifty. Bro, I

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Speaker 3: ain't trying to be on no brother. When I claim

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Speaker 3: I'm getting twenty three hundred two. So what I look

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Speaker 3: like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know? You

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the

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Speaker 2: eight hundred.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm just acting ask you to look out for

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Speaker 3: You know my checking cut from forty hours a week

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.

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Speaker 1: You don't even see a good thing when it's coming

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Speaker 3: Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about. Bro,

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Speaker 3: No two or fifty. Bro. When I clean these two

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Speaker 3: little I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro,

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Speaker 3: What you think I'm gonna take two fifty for you

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Speaker 3: for it? I don't even know you like that?

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Speaker 1: So, man, you ain't got it. You ain't got a trip.

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Speaker 3: Man, Then if you was my brother, you my people,

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Speaker 3: you know maybe we can do a little something. I

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Speaker 3: offering you twenty three hundred. This comment money, brou So, what.

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Speaker 1: Is I'm supposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Devin?

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Speaker 3: Tell me that, I mean, bruh. What you supposed to

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Speaker 3: do is go hide your seed, clean that little every

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Speaker 3: year and you'll get what I get for these little

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Speaker 3: that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're

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Speaker 3: gonna have to do. My hour was done, got cut

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Speaker 3: go take me up a little side him, saying you

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Speaker 3: gotta change your ways. You out there trying to get

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Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight

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Speaker 1: hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody to try to get no trouble. Man.

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Speaker 3: But you're still talking about getting you a honey and

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Speaker 3: getting me lost up. You got me up. I'm out

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Speaker 3: here working hard to support my kids.

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Speaker 2: Man, but I ain't finna city and go through this

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Speaker 2: with you no more.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: I ain't Finna city and go through this with your normal.

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna help me with this money or not.

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Speaker 3: Brib ain't help you with b I see you on Saturday. Bro.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna puck you up. Bro, I promise you. Bro.

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Speaker 2: I need your son soldier security number right now.

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Speaker 1: That's what I need.

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Speaker 3: Bro. Let me tell you something, Bro.

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Speaker 2: What you look like? Bro?

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Speaker 3: You said life and he's going about six foot? Bro?

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Speaker 3: When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,

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Speaker 3: I'm on your brother.

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Speaker 1: You ain't on that.

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Speaker 3: You ain't on Blazers gonna blazing Lakers.

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Speaker 1: Bruh, you gotta bring that soldier security number.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find.

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Speaker 1: Them, Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need

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Speaker 3: You're lifting to me on my phone, Bro, I don't

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Speaker 3: even talking to this fool.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 1: Is you listening to me?

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Speaker 3: Say your last statement? You want on your tombstone? Bro?

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Speaker 2: His nephew tie me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got prank baby.

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Speaker 1: This nephew? Tell me, man, what's up? Debby?

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Speaker 3: Who got me out here? Going crazy?

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Speaker 1: Hey, man, you got hey, do you got a boy

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Speaker 1: that you work with named.

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Speaker 3: Crazy?

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Speaker 2: Put me up to this man, Man.

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Speaker 1: Keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 2: Brother, Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You

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Speaker 2: got to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio

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Speaker 2: show in the land?

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Speaker 3: Man, Steve Morning? Yeah? Crazy, Man, I'm a beat.

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Speaker 1: That boy? Did that be doing that boy? Be doing it?

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Speaker 2: During a Sunday night at the break at the Reil

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Speaker 2: improv Ai right outside of Los Angeles. The Nephew is

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Speaker 2: coming to town. Tickets selling like crazy, and the Nephew

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Speaker 2: is coming and we're gonna have fun Sunday night.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about Monday. Don't worry about trying to go to.

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Speaker 2: Work on Monday and me being at work, and don't

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Speaker 2: don't pressure yourself with all that. Our goal is to

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Speaker 2: have fun Sunday night at the Braill improv We're gonna

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Speaker 2: have a house party. We're gonna have jokes a little.

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Speaker 2: I got friends coming with me. It's sppened to be

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Speaker 2: be ignorant to following Saturday, right before Easter in Jacksonville, Florida,

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Speaker 2: Duke ball Easter weekend.

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Speaker 1: Man, what what?

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Speaker 2: Stupid on stupid just be moving around on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Y'all don't even know it sometimes, all right, as Charlotte,

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Speaker 2: North Carolina and Charlotte, what the lady told y'all crowd

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Speaker 1: You're listening, Harvey Morning Show,