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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand jeubles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: I do, I do. Hold, I'm give me just a second,

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Speaker 2: let me go into office.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Sweetna, be a good one.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: Oh I've had it for I guess twenty two years.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a long time. Yeah, it's big, dirty and long.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So it comes a little bit of a backstory.

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Speaker 3: So I have this sister that is the definition of

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Speaker 3: a mean girl, like to a teeth, okay, and she

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Speaker 3: was very horrible to me and actually we weren't friends

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Speaker 3: with until about three years ago.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my whole life.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, she's three years younger than me, and she

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Speaker 3: used to be very hateful to me, and she would

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Speaker 3: say a lot of things that always put me down,

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Speaker 3: and she would always call me the fat sister.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's terrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And she was like ten when she was doing this,

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Speaker 3: and I was thirteen. That's when it first started. So

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Speaker 3: and as my revenge to get back at her, our

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Speaker 3: parents would only let us go in the bathroom when

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Speaker 3: at a time at night to brush our teeth because

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Speaker 3: they because we would play around and we'd get in trouble.

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Speaker 3: But since I was the eldest, I got to go first.

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Speaker 3: So my revenge was is I used to take the

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Speaker 3: bar of soap and I would rub it on her

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Speaker 3: toothbrust dry. I wouldn't wet anything, and then I would

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Speaker 3: just blow off the chunks so she couldn't tell. And

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Speaker 3: because she also lied a lot to her parents, they

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Speaker 3: didn't never believe.

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Speaker 2: Her but about a lot of things. So she would

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Speaker 2: come out of the bathroom and she'd be like, mom My,

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Speaker 2: toothbrush tastes like soap, and my mom would just be like, no,

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Speaker 2: it does it. You're just lying to try to get

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Speaker 2: out of it.

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Speaker 4: And she, well, on top of being the ultimate mean girls,

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Speaker 4: she's like the ultimate like dumb blonde, so she doesn't

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Speaker 4: put two and two together like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so she probably just thinks she's probably brushing with soap.

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Speaker 2: Now maybe maybe, but I know it makes me feel good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I think with as terrible as she was

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Speaker 1: being to you, yeah, I think that was well deserved.

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Speaker 1: And thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: I have a good day, but you guy.

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