Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wednesday, we have Clay Martin
Speaker 2: gonna teach us how to survive a disaster. About a
Speaker 2: half hour from now, I'm gonna talk a bit more
Speaker 2: about the Port stuff. We'll do a bunch of emails.
Speaker 2: I'm a little behind on those and I know asked
Speaker 2: doctor Jesse. Friday is coming, so I need to knock
Speaker 2: those out. We'll do a little Man on the Street segment. Well,
Speaker 2: we'll listen to one about Dome voters versus Trump voters.
Speaker 2: All that and more still to come this hour in
Speaker 2: this show on The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, we talked
Speaker 2: a bit about the port strike last night. We've been
Speaker 2: talking about the port strike, the long shortman stroke like
Speaker 2: along the East Coast. And for those who maybe didn't
Speaker 2: hear or are just now tuning in, this is kind
Speaker 2: of a recap of what's happening and might take what
Speaker 2: it's been on it. This issue, the pay of the
Speaker 2: East Coast long shoreman, has been an issue that's been
Speaker 2: on the table for years. You need to understand that
Speaker 2: this didn't happen last month. This has been three years plus,
Speaker 2: this issue has been on the table. Now that begs
Speaker 2: the question, why didn't anyone do anything sooner? Well, the
Speaker 2: shipping companies, the ports, the other entities, the other side
Speaker 2: of it. They were dealing with COVID stuff, shut down stuff,
Speaker 2: and essentially they kicked the can down the road. We'll
Speaker 2: deal with it when we deal with it. So now
Speaker 2: here we are right up against the deadline, and the
Speaker 2: deadline passes, and now the dock workers strike. I'm going
Speaker 2: to once again remind you, the dock workers, the ports,
Speaker 2: shipping things, there aren't good guys and bad guys in
Speaker 2: this situation. We want every situation. This is how we're built.
Speaker 2: I'm built the same way. We want every situation to
Speaker 2: have a good guy and a bad guy, a good
Speaker 2: side and a bad side. I have actually had several
Speaker 2: longshoremen who are on strike reach out to me in
Speaker 2: the last twenty four to forty eight hours with their side,
Speaker 2: and they have very very valid points. They are way
Speaker 2: wait way underpaid compared to their West Coast people who
Speaker 2: do the exact same thing. That's a very very very
Speaker 2: valid point. The docks, or should say, the ports. I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna call it the ports because there's different entities
Speaker 2: involved here, but the ports they have a point too,
Speaker 2: Everyone has a point. There aren't good guys and bad guys.
Speaker 2: What I have said is the leader of the longshorreman union,
Speaker 2: this Daggett guy, he is making the doc workers, making
Speaker 2: the longshoreman look bad. That's been my point. In one
Speaker 2: day on Monday, when we talked about this issue, we
Speaker 2: brought on Ross Kennedy on Monday Show. He broke down
Speaker 2: the issue, the complications surrounding the issue, how it's been
Speaker 2: a long time coming. Here's how farther apart they are.
Speaker 2: When he broke it down, we had emails from both
Speaker 2: sides of the spectrum. Jesse, those union guys should go
Speaker 2: on strike, Jesse. The port is one hundred percent right here.
Speaker 2: We showed up to emails the next day from all
Speaker 2: over the map, and then the head of the long
Speaker 2: shoreman ran to the TV and started saying things like
Speaker 2: this and in today's world, I'll cripple you. I will
Speaker 2: cripple you. And the next day not a single email
Speaker 2: was supporting the long shoreman. Not one. And we had
Speaker 2: a long talk last night about taking the temperature in
Speaker 2: the room and here's something funny for you. I actually
Speaker 2: should have told Chris to pull the audio, but I
Speaker 2: forgot about this. No no, no, no, don't bother. You won't
Speaker 2: find it in time. Chris. Remember last night when I
Speaker 2: was talking about this and I was criticized in the
Speaker 2: head of Longshorming because he was making his guys look bad.
Speaker 2: And remember what I said why he did it. One
Speaker 2: of the reasons he did it because he's used to
Speaker 2: negotiating with the Mayor of New York City with the
Speaker 2: Gambino crime family behind him. In this social media age,
Speaker 2: it's not nineteen seventy five anymore. You run your mouth
Speaker 2: like that, like hey, I'm a gangster. Oh crippay Jack.
Speaker 2: You run your mouth like that. Then the American in Nebraska,
Speaker 2: Nebraska who can't afford groceries, now he hates Longshorman and
Speaker 2: he's never even met one because you still think you're
Speaker 2: a gangster. I talked to Ross Kennedy again today. Ross
Speaker 2: told me the dude has long connections to the Geni
Speaker 2: of ac crime family and that's how he used to negotiate.
Speaker 2: And before I even said it to Ross, Ross said
Speaker 2: to me, the guy doesn't understand what time it is.
Speaker 2: He thinks it's still back in the day. He echoed
Speaker 2: exactly what I told you, because that's what's happening here.
Speaker 2: This guy, just because he made the long shoreman look
Speaker 2: bad and greedy doesn't mean the long shoremen are bad
Speaker 2: and greedy. And I'm not taking their side either. I
Speaker 2: need to be clear. I'm not taking a side. I
Speaker 2: won't take a side. I just want everything to get
Speaker 2: get worked out and everything to get opened up again,
Speaker 2: because the American people are going to start to suffer.
Speaker 2: Like now.
Speaker 3: It goes a few days, there won't be much of
Speaker 3: an effect. If it goes weeks, a month or more,
Speaker 3: there could be a very big effect. We'll definitely have
Speaker 3: higher prices and we might have empty shelves.
Speaker 2: The strike could cost the economy up to five billion
Speaker 2: dollars a day peril. Footwear, consumer electronics, home goods, decorations,
Speaker 2: food products, you know, anything you can think of is
Speaker 2: coming through these ports. Yeah, it looks bad. It sounds
Speaker 2: bad when the people are suffering like that, And that's
Speaker 2: your public language. I just want to remind everyone it's
Speaker 2: a lesson for you for me too. Take the temperature
Speaker 2: of the room, know what time it is if you're
Speaker 2: the head of the Longshorman Union and you understand that
Speaker 2: the costs for everyday Americans are about to go through
Speaker 2: the roof. If you understand that because of your strike,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying don't strike. It's a freaking union. That's
Speaker 2: the way to get things done. Sometimes when it comes
Speaker 2: to unions, I'm not saying don't strike. I'm saying when
Speaker 2: you go to the camera, instead of they're gonna find
Speaker 2: they pay us what they Oh, it's Jack, I'll come
Speaker 2: my cousin Vinnie, and we'll cripple you. Instead of saying
Speaker 2: things like that that make you sound like a gangster
Speaker 2: and an extortionist and frankly a terrorist. When they can,
Speaker 2: when they stick a can your face, what you say is, hey,
Speaker 2: this is not what I wanted. This is not what
Speaker 2: we wanted. We are trying to make sure we are
Speaker 2: being treated fairly. We understand the American people are suffering
Speaker 2: from this. We hope this will end as soon as
Speaker 2: humanly possible. We want to work out a deal publicly.
Speaker 2: That's what you say when you're trying to win over
Speaker 2: public support. And if you want to be Johnny tough
Speaker 2: guy behind closed doors, you want to do the gangster
Speaker 2: thing with your gold chain and stuff like a kippa ya.
Speaker 2: You want to do that kind of stuff, fine, once
Speaker 2: the cameras are off and the doors are closed and
Speaker 2: you're negotiating behind closed doors. He made a whole bunch
Speaker 2: of blue collar guys who are trying to make ends meet.
Speaker 2: He made him look like a bunch of greedy dirtballs
Speaker 2: because he didn't know how to take the temperature of
Speaker 2: the room. Have you heard a single public statement like
Speaker 2: that from the ports? Not one. They were smart enough
Speaker 2: to sit back and shut up. And that's a lesson
Speaker 2: we all need to know from time to time. So
Speaker 2: the pain that's coming is bad. Just pray they come
Speaker 2: to an agreement, and I believe they will. It doesn't
Speaker 2: look like they're close right now, but I believe they will.
Speaker 2: And one thing I was asking Ross about this, Ross
Speaker 2: Kennedy the Shipping Expert guide, one thing you need to
Speaker 2: look out for. Because I was kind of peppering him,
Speaker 2: how are we going to know? This is about the end?
Speaker 2: He said, If you start getting word, you start hearing
Speaker 2: rumors that they've crossed legal hurdles. I'm talking about the ports.
Speaker 2: The ports have to cross legal hurdles in order to
Speaker 2: pass the increased costs onto you onto me. I know
Speaker 2: that's the last thing you want to hear. Last thing
Speaker 2: I want to hear. It's certainly the last thing Jewish
Speaker 2: producer Chris wants to hear. But as soon as they
Speaker 2: get over legal hurdles which they have to get over
Speaker 2: to pass the costs onto us, they very likely strike
Speaker 2: a deal. Now the deal is temporary. You can't fight
Speaker 2: the ocean. Doesn't work that way. If your real challenge
Speaker 2: is to stop automation, you can't stop technology. It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter how many union deals you have, doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: many politicians you pay off. It doesn't matter if you
Speaker 2: have legitimate gripes. If the gun has been invented, your
Speaker 2: country's not going to stick with the bow and arrow.
Speaker 2: It's just not even if you can temporarily. So no,
Speaker 2: we prefer the bow and arrow. It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2: Modernize or die, and that's how it goes. And that sucks.
Speaker 2: That's how it goes. Jesse, Oh, I'm a lifelong conservative American.
Speaker 2: I love conservative radio. I'm sorry, but you have the
Speaker 2: worst voice for radio. It's one of the most it's
Speaker 2: one of the the most annoying out there, and your
Speaker 2: rambling content is unlistenable. I heard you on a thirty
Speaker 2: minute trip using Uber and it was the longest thirty
Speaker 2: minutes of my life. Please get out of radio. You're awful.
Speaker 2: So remember. Fanmail can be emailed into Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 2: kellyshow dot com if you want to hear more of
Speaker 2: my Chris. What was that big word someone used one
Speaker 2: time's melodius? Was it melodius? And we had to look
Speaker 2: it up on the air to figure out what it meant.
Speaker 2: If you want more of this melodious voice kind of
Speaker 2: like a mixture between berry white and maple syrup, then
Speaker 2: you have to tune in what Chris anyway, you know
Speaker 2: what it is. It's the chalk. That's why my voice
Speaker 2: is so sultry, because my tea levels are so incredibly high.
Speaker 2: What you're hearing, lady, that's not actually sound waves coming
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Speaker 1: Truth attitude, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what Chris, don't turn it off? Could you be honest? Chris,
Speaker 2: if you weren't looking, could you have told the difference
Speaker 2: between me? Don't nod your head before we even know
Speaker 2: my question, Chris, could you have told the difference between
Speaker 2: me Barry White? He says yes, but I don't believe.
Speaker 2: I don't think he means that, So no is basically
Speaker 2: Chris's answer. We're going to do some emails. It is
Speaker 2: the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you. You can email the
Speaker 2: show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can also
Speaker 2: leave voicemails eight seven seven three seven seven four three
Speaker 2: seven three. Although we're regretting that.
Speaker 4: I didn't really want to talk to you either. But
Speaker 4: if you go to China, very often they'll give you
Speaker 4: a Chinese mistress like Richard Nixon. Yeah, that's why he
Speaker 4: normalized relations with China. He had a good time over there.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that voicemails were a great idea that said,
Speaker 2: we'll be broadcasting from China next week. Anyway, let's do
Speaker 2: some emails. Oh, I should you know. I've been doing
Speaker 2: disaster prep. I've always done disaster prep. I talked to
Speaker 2: you about doing it. It is important. Clay Martin's gonna
Speaker 2: come up ten minutes from now and talk about how
Speaker 2: normal people like you and me can do disaster prep.
Speaker 2: You know how I told you the wife was at
Speaker 2: at the big box stores stocking up on things, just basics,
Speaker 2: just more basics, just in case this port strike's bad,
Speaker 2: just just just stocking up. Well, that kind of went
Speaker 2: the other way because the boys. On top of other
Speaker 2: basic necessities, the boys had requests. I don't know why
Speaker 2: we would ever ask them for things, but one of
Speaker 2: the things, two of the things they demanded practically was
Speaker 2: top ramen. The packages of top ramen and cans of
Speaker 2: beef ARNI. Yes, top Ramen and Beferoni are both delicious.
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan. All that's fine, but we decided
Speaker 2: to acquiesce to those demands, purchase some Ramen and some
Speaker 2: Beeferoni to go along with everything else. What do you
Speaker 2: think the boys wanted for dinner last night? I come
Speaker 2: home and the boys are eating top Ramen and be Feroni.
Speaker 2: I said this is for emergency purposes only. This wasn't
Speaker 2: so you can rate the Bferoni cupboard anytime you want Bferoni.
Speaker 2: There's no emergency food left by now. I'm sure by
Speaker 2: the time I get home we'll be flat broken out. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we're gonna do some emails. Jesse, what's up with your
Speaker 2: hoodie sweatshirt? I thought you lived in Houston. It's ninety
Speaker 2: five degrees today. You're not in Ohio. His name is Randall.
Speaker 2: He's talking about after the debate last night. I told
Speaker 2: you I was gonna go live on YouTube and do
Speaker 2: like a ten minute YouTube live thing with my quick
Speaker 2: reaction stuff. And I did. It's at YouTube dot com.
Speaker 2: Slash at Jesse Kelly DC. I know it's freaking mouthful,
Speaker 2: it's awful, but I did that last night and I
Speaker 2: was wearing a hoodie sweatshirt. You should understand something about
Speaker 2: me as we move forward here. I am a hoodie
Speaker 2: sweatshirt aficionado. I have a car heart one that's a
Speaker 2: zip up. I have some fancy fruit frew when that
Speaker 2: I got in a ski town. I'll get to that
Speaker 2: in a moment. I'm gonna when I tell you that story,
Speaker 2: Chris is not gonna do well. He's gonna lose his mind.
Speaker 2: I have a million normal hoodies. I like hoodies, and
Speaker 2: I try to keep my house cold. I like to
Speaker 2: keep the house cold so I can walk around in
Speaker 2: a hoodie. So I had a hoodie in the house
Speaker 2: because I kept the house cold. As far as the
Speaker 2: fancy schmancy one, most of my hoodies are obviously basic.
Speaker 2: Ab and I we had to go do this political
Speaker 2: thing in park City, Utah. You ever been to Park City.
Speaker 2: I'd never been to Park City. I've only been once,
Speaker 2: the only time I've ever done it. But it was
Speaker 2: this fancy political event with all these fancy rich guys,
Speaker 2: and I was there with my winning personality, if you will.
Speaker 2: I of course didn't check the weather, and I'm a
Speaker 2: light packer. You know this. I don't check bags. The
Speaker 2: Kellys do not check bags. Unless it's more than a week,
Speaker 2: there will be no bag checked. Figure out a way
Speaker 2: to in the freaking carry on. So I didn't really
Speaker 2: take the whole Utah thing into account. We show up
Speaker 2: in Utah. It's freezing. Temperature drops, it freezes. This wasn't
Speaker 2: in the middle of the winter. I should have known this.
Speaker 2: I grew up in the rocky mountains. I just didn't
Speaker 2: think about it. I'm so used to the warm weather.
Speaker 2: Now we start walking downtown. Well, this is a fancy,
Speaker 2: rich persons ski town. Great food, I should note, but
Speaker 2: it's expensive. I'm freezing. I finally find this ski store
Speaker 2: and I pop in this ski store and they got
Speaker 2: all the goggles in davave And I said, I don't
Speaker 2: need any of this fancy stuff. Do you have any hoodies?
Speaker 2: And the guy says, oh, yeah, yeah, we got great
Speaker 2: ones over there. I go, I grab the hoodie. I
Speaker 2: don't want to spend a bunch of money. Just give
Speaker 2: me a hoodie. I'll get bye with just a hoodie sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: I put it on. It's the most comfortable thing I
Speaker 2: think I've ever put on in my entire life, and
Speaker 2: you know what that should have been the tail right there,
Speaker 2: because you get what you pay for. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: My car heart that soft. It's really not that soft.
Speaker 2: This thing was amazing, amazing. I just wanted to just
Speaker 2: sit there and just rub it on me. I wish
Speaker 2: I'd put that differently, but you understand what I mean.
Speaker 2: It was amazing. I didn't I didn't think to ask
Speaker 2: how much it was. I didn't put two and two
Speaker 2: together that. I'm not in a normal place. I'm in
Speaker 2: Park City, Utah. I'm surrounded by rich people. I go
Speaker 2: up to the counter, Hey, Chris, how much do you
Speaker 2: think the hoodie was? One hundred bucks? Is what Chris said?
Speaker 2: Up more two hundred and twenty dollars. I know. I
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever owned a two hundred and I know, Chris,
Speaker 2: it's cloth. You should see Chris's face right now. I
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever owned a two hundred and twenty
Speaker 2: dollars piece of clothing of any kind in my life,
Speaker 2: not a winter coat, not a My hunting boots, I
Speaker 2: would say, are probably the most expensive thing I've ever
Speaker 2: bought in my life or work boots used to buy
Speaker 2: red wings and things like that two hundred and twenty
Speaker 2: dollars for a hoodie, and it's so comfortable that I
Speaker 2: wear it everywhere, and it's the only one I'll ever own,
Speaker 2: So I treasure it and I protect it. It means
Speaker 2: more to me to my children. Speaking of which, let's
Speaker 2: talk about preborn. Let's talk about saving the lives of babies.
Speaker 2: Abortion obviously came up last night during the debate. It's
Speaker 2: a terrible conversation. But one thing I did like, at
Speaker 2: least the theme I got from jd Vance last night,
Speaker 2: was he seems to understand this is a cultural issue.
Speaker 2: We have to change the culture. It's not just about
Speaker 2: changing the laws or overturning laws. This is a cultural issue.
Speaker 2: How do we change the culture around abortion? How do
Speaker 2: we convince young women it's not a compass cells, It's
Speaker 2: not just oh, it's an inconvenience. How about you get
Speaker 2: drunk on spring break? Ultrasound Ultrasound has saved the lives
Speaker 2: of more unborn babies than any law, than any politician.
Speaker 2: And that's what Preborn gives young ladies who are about
Speaker 2: to abort their babies. They give them I'm an ultrasound
Speaker 2: in almost every time. Do you know almost every time
Speaker 2: when they hear the heartbeat, they choose life. And maybe
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Speaker 2: deduct it off your taxes. It's tax deductible. Just go
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Speaker 2: make jokes.
Speaker 1: It's fine, you get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, a
Speaker 2: hub day. And as promised, I promised, and I am
Speaker 2: delivering one very own Clay Martin. Everyone who listens to
Speaker 2: this show regularly knows who Clay Martin is. Former Marine
Speaker 2: Corus Scouts sniper recon Then that traitorous piece of trash
Speaker 2: left and went to the Army to become a Green Beret,
Speaker 2: where he killed the enemies of this country for a
Speaker 2: very long time. And now he teaches us how to
Speaker 2: survive in various scenarios Clay. We're gonna have to have
Speaker 2: you sell some books tonight. But before we get to those,
Speaker 2: what do I do if my home washes away? What
Speaker 2: should I be doing? Now? We have a port strike,
Speaker 2: we have floods, we have hurricanes, we have god knows
Speaker 2: what else. I'm the average Joe Schmoe citizen. What do
Speaker 2: I need?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 6: Things?
Speaker 4: Are?
Speaker 6: Things? Are not good? Are they? No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: This is uh.
Speaker 5: This has been a while because this is actually our
Speaker 5: second disaster in a row where the old school idea
Speaker 5: of prepping of just you have a bunch of stuff
Speaker 5: and stick in your house doesn't work. I'm referring course
Speaker 5: to this one where houses wash way and at East
Speaker 5: Palestine Way it was a chemical spill and you, I mean,
Speaker 5: your stuff at your house was absolutely no good to you,
Speaker 5: So nothing else.
Speaker 6: This reemphasizes the.
Speaker 5: Point of everybody needs, no matter how much good stuff
Speaker 5: you have and cool stuff. Every ne's a little emergency
Speaker 5: bag with the stuff in it that you can actually
Speaker 5: live out of it if you have to. Prioritizing water.
Speaker 5: That's a huge problem in North Carolina right now, and
Speaker 5: floodwater is actually one of the hardest things to visit.
Speaker 5: The filter is that you don't know what their bodies.
Speaker 5: There's chemical runoff stem trustful and gas and if you're
Speaker 5: flipped over that kind of stuff. Uh, so you're gonna
Speaker 5: have some water procurement. And the next thing you got
Speaker 5: is you just started thinking about what what is my plan?
Speaker 5: What am I going to do if this whole thing
Speaker 5: goes sideways?
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's let's focus on the bag for a moment.
Speaker 2: I figured you we were going to talk go bags
Speaker 2: a little bit. Uh. Everyone has different opinions on this.
Speaker 2: I wanted yours. What kind of size are we talking about?
Speaker 2: You say, water procurement? Are we talking about pills?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Those little straws that can really strain freaking muddy water.
Speaker 2: What what what the Clay Martin go bag? To make
Speaker 2: sure he can drink, he can eat, he can what's
Speaker 2: in your bag?
Speaker 5: These bags will be in and out of fashion, says thing,
Speaker 5: you got to have one those. In my opinion, I
Speaker 5: think it needs to be small because the thing is
Speaker 5: I want it to be something that I can pick
Speaker 5: up on a crisis. I don't want like the giant
Speaker 5: rock like we carry the Marine Corps with, you know,
Speaker 5: one hundred times of stuff that in a sleeping bag
Speaker 5: of garbage. If I'm not gonna get that, all right,
Speaker 5: I got toddlers, I got a wife. It's going to
Speaker 5: be fast that I have to go. So I want
Speaker 5: a small bag, preferably you know, under twenty pounds. Definitely
Speaker 5: under twenty pounds. I prefer something like those. It was
Speaker 5: called life straws, and I believe Sawyer makes those, or
Speaker 5: an MSR Mini catadi'm pump.
Speaker 6: That's the best in category.
Speaker 5: Having like I dine or bleach or something like that
Speaker 5: is fine, except again, in a crisis like this one,
Speaker 5: those won't do anything for chemicals. The straws will the
Speaker 5: Sawyer or the excuse me, the life straw will be
Speaker 5: the sawyer Mini's will and that's going to be I
Speaker 5: think the biggest issue.
Speaker 6: So that's the one that I want the next day.
Speaker 5: And one that want a little bit of wikis and chewies,
Speaker 5: like some some energy bars or you know, something high
Speaker 5: calorie content. There's a couple not anything crazy, and this
Speaker 5: is one that people both think about, especially like that
Speaker 5: in the Huston area where you guys are at. I
Speaker 5: want some kind of warming layer two if I have
Speaker 5: to leave, and you know, pull waters especially I'm gonna
Speaker 5: be wet, it's probably gonna get cold that night, and
Speaker 5: then you know, after that, a little bit ammo and
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 6: Of you know, some of that effect, and you're pretty
Speaker 6: much good to go.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I want to talk about the food for
Speaker 2: a moment. You mentioned a couple energy bars things like that.
Speaker 2: All right, So what do I do if I can't
Speaker 2: get anywhere? My home washed away? I have my bag,
Speaker 2: I got me, got the wife, got a couple of boys,
Speaker 2: a couple energy bars. How am I eating from here?
Speaker 2: And I should know that I have the life straws.
Speaker 2: I do want to reamphasize what Clay Martin just said.
Speaker 2: Life straws are amazing. To stay filter out everything for food?
Speaker 2: What's my plant? What do I do? I'm stuck in
Speaker 2: the mountains of Appalascia. I don't know where to go.
Speaker 2: What do I do?
Speaker 5: We can actually go a long time without food. It's
Speaker 5: not fun. I mean with little kids especially, it's not fun.
Speaker 5: But there is no like squirrel trapper anything like that's
Speaker 5: really gonna save you. Especially we're talking about like an
Speaker 5: area devastated by for animals. Run two the next thing, man,
Speaker 5: I think the star of this show. Really, for this
Speaker 5: Northfield Alinta hurricane has been Starlink.
Speaker 6: I hate to be a.
Speaker 5: Technolog I'm an anti technol legy guy most of the time,
Speaker 5: but this has definitely made me reassess having a waterproofed
Speaker 5: you know, Mini Starlink in my bag, like a hundred
Speaker 5: bucks that's you know, that's a great insurance policy. I mean,
Speaker 5: they have really shined this.
Speaker 2: Time, Mini Starlink. And for those unfamiliar, again we're talking
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Speaker 2: of books you're about to have to buy to teach
Speaker 2: you how to survive. Clay Martin Greenbray teacher, just how
Speaker 2: to survive in these scenarios. Okay, Starlink, I agree, warming layer.
Speaker 2: You mentioned a warming layer, but but I've got a
Speaker 2: pack now, I've got a star Link in it, I've
Speaker 2: got life straws in it. I've got Ammo in it.
Speaker 2: As you well know, that's not light. What kind of
Speaker 2: warming layer are we talking about here? Am I stuff
Speaker 2: on a hoodie sweatshirt? What's going in there?
Speaker 5: Something either wool that you can wring out and retain
Speaker 5: warmth even if it's wet, or this is actually one
Speaker 5: of the places where like a polyester does better than
Speaker 5: most things. Actually, some of the synthetic layers will do
Speaker 5: better even than wool when they're wet. So I want
Speaker 5: something that's light and thin if it's wintertime, if it's
Speaker 5: getting to somewhere that's winter like obviously, you know, plus
Speaker 5: that up with something a little bit that should be
Speaker 5: like my bi yearly.
Speaker 6: You know it's October, so I.
Speaker 5: Live in the mountains.
Speaker 6: I'm going to stick a thicker warming layer there.
Speaker 5: For everybody else it can be just a wind proof
Speaker 5: shirt for most of the year, which you can get
Speaker 5: those that compressed down to about the size of your hand,
Speaker 5: or do you want to go one step above that,
Speaker 5: like a like a synthetic light jacket, preferably with.
Speaker 6: An outer shell.
Speaker 2: Communications you already mentioned starlink. Obviously that's going to tie
Speaker 2: into a lot of different things. But radios, look what
Speaker 2: walkie talkies? Is this something I need to invest in
Speaker 2: care about? Is it a complete waste of time? I
Speaker 2: know we have huge range problems, especially if you're in
Speaker 2: the mountains. What do I do for communications?
Speaker 5: I really think, like right now, unless they decide to
Speaker 5: jam it or we go to some crisis where satellites
Speaker 5: don't work anymore, starlink is by far the better choice.
Speaker 5: Radios are cool, except you have to have somebody to
Speaker 5: talk to. They might help you get an SOS signal
Speaker 5: out if they haven't be flying, you know, helicopter looking
Speaker 5: for people that are that are you know, need need help.
Speaker 5: But as we've seen right now, there's not a lot
Speaker 5: of government air working to try to find people putting
Speaker 5: out SOOS signals.
Speaker 6: So man, it's a it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 6: wild step.
Speaker 5: But I feel like the starlink is highly prioritized over
Speaker 5: radios right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a couple of really really stupid questions,
Speaker 2: and we're friends, so you can just mock me in
Speaker 2: front of the entire country. That's fine, But I really
Speaker 2: I think about this stuff. I woke up thinking about
Speaker 2: this stuff. Do I need a raft? And I mean
Speaker 2: that I look at these pictures of people on their homes,
Speaker 2: the floodwaters arising. I realize it's not ideal. It's certainly
Speaker 2: not where you want to be. Do I need that
Speaker 2: in my home? Something inflatable blows up, we can float away.
Speaker 6: Look for you in Houston.
Speaker 5: Yet we have the fortunate benefit that my mom's complete lunatic.
Speaker 5: The least she started bringing up to me like years ago,
Speaker 5: like why don't these people have rafts under the bed. No,
Speaker 5: it's actually a very good point. If I lived in
Speaker 5: somewhere that's flooding with a high priority threat, yes, absolutely, absolutely,
Speaker 5: no question. I would want to have some kind of
Speaker 5: you know, semi durable. Probably not like the most expensive
Speaker 5: white water rafts they make, but you know, something that's
Speaker 5: not going to break the bank, that yes, I can
Speaker 5: float away in if I have to, because you know,
Speaker 5: it's not a great option to be out in the
Speaker 5: floodwaters and a rubber raft, but it's works to be
Speaker 5: in your house if it's all the way underwater.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: There's also a reason that, especially after Katrina, people will
Speaker 5: with the Ana started keeping axes in the attic. Every
Speaker 5: almost every house in Louisiana has an axe in the attic.
Speaker 5: What do you do if you you know, here in
Speaker 5: your house the blood war start coming up. Now you're
Speaker 5: in the attic, How you gonna get out?
Speaker 6: A lot of people died that way during Katrina.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, can you imagine the terror that's that's.
Speaker 6: Brutal, that's tear dark. Oh God, is horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's not That's not the way anyone else
Speaker 2: wants to go. Okay, I'm gonna wrap this up with
Speaker 2: this question, and then I want you to tell us
Speaker 2: your survival books, which obviously, as you well know, I'm
Speaker 2: aware of heat. You mentioned a warming layer, but it's
Speaker 2: not always. These terrible things don't always happen when it's
Speaker 2: warm or where it's warm. I'm here in Houston, which
Speaker 2: is approximately at the entrance of Hell. If one of
Speaker 2: these things happened and I'm out there, I'm God forbid
Speaker 2: stranded family out there. I know about drinking water. What
Speaker 2: what sunscreened? What do I do? Is there something to do?
Speaker 5: Sunscreen's honestly not a bad option as well as perhaps
Speaker 5: you know, for you and all, and bring your family
Speaker 5: one of those super light long sleeve UV shirts like
Speaker 5: the Fisher Medius. They wait not saying you can wing
Speaker 5: the water right out of them, but that will keep
Speaker 5: you from, you know, having a super bad sunburn that
Speaker 5: might actually kill you.
Speaker 2: I was considering letting Clay Martin go, but now I'm
Speaker 2: going to ask you on the air in front of everybody,
Speaker 2: can you do one more segment. I want to talk
Speaker 2: a little bit about Iran, Israel, books, things like that.
Speaker 2: You stick around down nice, all right, we will be
Speaker 2: back with some Clay Martin speaking of Iran, Speaking of Israel.
Speaker 2: You heard the comments I played last night from that
Speaker 2: Yahoo What is coming over there? Could be nuclear strikes.
Speaker 2: I don't mean a nuclear weapons strike, a strike on
Speaker 2: Iran's nuclear facilities, could be strikes on Iran's navy. I'm
Speaker 2: hearing a lot of chirping about that, but this is
Speaker 2: something that is not it's not de escalating, it's escalating.
Speaker 2: You want to help somebody wan go to bomb shelter,
Speaker 2: help support a bomb shelter, emergency food, emergency water. You know,
Speaker 2: we're not the only place with these struggles right now.
Speaker 2: I f CJ's over there doing it. They need your help.
Speaker 2: They don't do it magically, they only do it with
Speaker 2: your help. Call them eight eight eight four eight eight.
Speaker 2: If CJ the need now is well, obviously it's greater
Speaker 2: than ever. I don't have to convince you. The missiles
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Speaker 1: It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. We
Speaker 2: are back for segment Numero Uno, Chris, I know you
Speaker 2: don't know this. That is wait a minute, numero dose aitherway, Chris,
Speaker 2: that's Mexican. For two, it is segment number two with
Speaker 2: Clay Martin or Green Beret friend teaching us how to survive. Okay, Clay,
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna move away from survival for a moment.
Speaker 2: Iran Israel. Israel seems to be beating the living crap
Speaker 2: out of everybody around them over there. This is a
Speaker 2: tiny country of eight million people. How exactly are they
Speaker 2: doing this well?
Speaker 5: And it helps a lot of your neighbors are incompetent.
Speaker 5: For one, Look, I love Israel and they you know,
Speaker 5: they're good, good friends over there, But that has always
Speaker 5: helped them. Everyone else around them is more incompetent than them.
Speaker 6: Buy a large margin, which helps.
Speaker 2: Yes, that that would certainly help Clay. How good are
Speaker 2: there are there Green Berets? I know that that's not
Speaker 2: what they call them. They're SF guys. When I talk
Speaker 2: to guys like you, although you and I've never talked
Speaker 2: about this, they tell me they're very very good, are they?
Speaker 6: They're they're pretty good.
Speaker 5: In fact, there's there's some things they specialize in, UH
Speaker 5: that they're better at than us. What well, like this
Speaker 5: whole patriot yat where they you know, killed basically all
Speaker 5: of Hesbol's top uh basically command structure.
Speaker 6: With that with pagers.
Speaker 5: They have always been so good at the intelligence and
Speaker 5: the covert ops side, partially because they all speak the
Speaker 5: language Hebrew and Arabic are are very similar as well
Speaker 5: as they grow up around both, so it's not hard
Speaker 5: to find speakers of both that are that are fluent
Speaker 5: at it. As well as they seem to have a
Speaker 5: better plan than we do always for like long term
Speaker 5: shaping operations they are, I mean, they're fantastic at that stuff.
Speaker 2: What about what about Maritimes stuff, whether they're I mean,
Speaker 2: people would think about urt seals or whatever it may be.
Speaker 6: The seal equivalent. I think that's my call.
Speaker 5: I can't I can't pronounce the Hebrew names that well.
Speaker 6: But they're very They're very good too.
Speaker 5: I mean they were doing like dive into assassination things
Speaker 5: back in.
Speaker 6: The eighties and doing a good job at it. I
Speaker 6: mean they practice a lot.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Iran, this is not a small country. It's
Speaker 2: not a small military. Technologically, they're not Israel, but they
Speaker 2: look pretty inept and weak right now? Are they inept
Speaker 2: and weak?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Actually they're not.
Speaker 5: Of all the other people, of all the other people
Speaker 5: in the Middle East, I wouldn't want to fight after Israel.
Speaker 5: It would probably be be Egypt and I Ran, and
Speaker 5: it would be a toss up of which of those
Speaker 5: two I didn't want to fight. I Ran is actually
Speaker 5: pretty competent.
Speaker 6: Their own version of Queen Berets are very good. That's there.
Speaker 5: They're killing a lot of those all around Israel right now,
Speaker 5: but that's because they're out there and they are. They're
Speaker 5: actually pretty incredible themselves. What's happening right now, man, I
Speaker 5: think we're seeing I Ran kind of tilted hand towards
Speaker 5: what they're actually capable of. I haven't got a good
Speaker 5: bda on the missile strikes from last night, but it
Speaker 5: kind of shows. It looks like the striker earlier this
Speaker 5: year where they used that weather balloon.
Speaker 6: There's a bunch of cheap rockets and stuff.
Speaker 5: What they were doing was mapping the template of Israel's response,
Speaker 5: and then last night they used that template and actually
Speaker 5: hit them where it hurts. So I think this is
Speaker 5: escalating in a way that nobody wants to see, and
Speaker 5: I think we might see some some first line offense
Speaker 5: from from.
Speaker 6: I ran pretty soon.
Speaker 2: That's that's why I asked the question. I see a
Speaker 2: lot of preemptive celebrating, and I get that because Israel
Speaker 2: has win after win after win after win. But Iran
Speaker 2: is not some useless patsy without troops and without resources
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 5: Correct, Absolutely correct, And they can now thanks to a
Speaker 5: current administration, kind of lean on Iraq as they're as
Speaker 5: an entire approximation too.
Speaker 6: Each way, I rack like a fIF them. I ran now.
Speaker 5: So they have a lot of fighters, a lot of territory,
Speaker 5: a lot of a lot of actually ability to take
Speaker 5: their own fingerprints off of things and use somebody that's expendable.
Speaker 2: None of this is good, Okay, yeah, no, this is
Speaker 2: all terrible. Okay, Clay, Things do get terrible. And you,
Speaker 2: after your life of killing people, have moved on to
Speaker 2: a life of writing books, which is actually hilarious and
Speaker 2: awesome to me, and they're amazing. But setting aside your
Speaker 2: fiction books like Wrath of Whendigo, you've written a couple
Speaker 2: how to manuals for people like me for dumbed down
Speaker 2: normal people like me, giving us instructions how to survive
Speaker 2: certain scenarios. Please discuss them.
Speaker 5: The first one is Concrete Jungle. It was written specifically
Speaker 5: for people that live in cities, which is not a
Speaker 5: great place to be, but there are a lot of
Speaker 5: us that do. So that is the book that is
Speaker 5: for you, and that's the starting point. The second one
Speaker 5: is called Prairie Fire. And I wrote it actually right
Speaker 5: before the twenty twenty election, and it kind of looks
Speaker 5: like it lines up exactly where we are right now.
Speaker 6: It's what to do.
Speaker 5: There's like a weird contested election and nobody knows who's
Speaker 5: actually running things, and then things beside it gets spicy.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not like something like that could ever happen here.
Speaker 2: But however, for either of those if either of those
Speaker 2: things are you, if you live in a city, if
Speaker 2: you live in a country city, Concrete Jungle or or
Speaker 2: rural Prairie Fire, He's Clay Martin. They're all on Amazon
Speaker 2: and every other Dagne place. He's freaking best selling author. Now, Clay,
Speaker 2: my brother simplify and I appreciate.
Speaker 6: You, brother, appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Clay always gives you the dirt doesn't he did you
Speaker 2: know Iran had elite special forces troops. This, this is
Speaker 2: what my concern has been. And I voiced some of
Speaker 2: that last night. Everyone's over everyone right now, we're cheering, Oh,
Speaker 2: look at Israel. Ah, they're killing all these guys. They're
Speaker 2: killing all these guys. So Hamas is gone, hes Bolaod's gone.
Speaker 2: But remember that talk we had last night about how
Speaker 2: wins can become losses. Iran backed into a corner is
Speaker 2: a significant military power. Are they're gear is older, They're
Speaker 2: not as smart as Israel. They're not, as he explained,
Speaker 2: they're not, but it is a big, lumbering bear that
Speaker 2: can inflict damage. And that's why I wanted him to
Speaker 2: come back for another segment and just kind of give
Speaker 2: us a more sober reality of what's going on. All right,
Speaker 2: that's enough foreign policy stuff, that's enough survival stuff. Look,
Speaker 2: those books really are amazing. I have them, Chris has them.
Speaker 2: They're really really good, and they're really instructive, and they're
Speaker 2: for normal people. You know, he doesn't write them for
Speaker 2: green berets who know how to survive. It's for you,
Speaker 2: it's for me. Highly recommend but it's your call. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm nerding out on more survival gear at this point
Speaker 2: in time. All Right, we still have an hour. It'll
Speaker 2: be awesome. Why Because I'm here. Hang on,