Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean Aungler.
Speaker 2: Kylen Lurkey and Jared haven An iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3: What is going on? Everybody?
Speaker 1: Welcome to an all new episode of Help We Suck
Speaker 1: At Being Newlyweds. This is Dean Bell, joined by Kaylen
Speaker 1: Bell and Jared Habn somewhere off eating a sandwich in
Speaker 1: the distance. But before anyone says anything, I have an
Speaker 1: incredibly special announcement to make.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you, hah.
Speaker 3: Be birthday to you.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Jay, I'm interested.
Speaker 1: Hay birthday to you.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. That was wonderful. You guys have
Speaker 4: just amazing voices my God, voices of angels right there.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I'm old.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, dude, Happy birthday. Voices of an angel, face
Speaker 1: of an angel. And you've never looked younger, So congratulations.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday man. What's up? I mean, what are you
Speaker 1: doing today? It's a big day? Thirty five?
Speaker 4: Ashley sitting next to me, she's doing her makeup. What
Speaker 4: are we doing today? I'm gonna go get We'll get now.
Speaker 4: I guess I'm gonna go in a sauna nice. I
Speaker 4: love Sauna's. So there's a place down the street that
Speaker 4: offers like a infrared or something like that. So I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go enjoy that a little bit later and then
Speaker 4: probably just go get to some dinner and then that's
Speaker 4: really it. Put up Christmas lights. Those are my favorite
Speaker 4: favorite time of the year. I'm that guy I put
Speaker 4: Christmas trees Christmas lights up before Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: Do you always do it on your birthday or is
Speaker 2: this just a special treat?
Speaker 4: No, just a special treat. I just do it whenever
Speaker 4: I have time, really, whenever we have time.
Speaker 3: Sounds like one heck of a birthday.
Speaker 4: Thirty five actual, guys age, I mean, so, Dean, you're.
Speaker 1: Thirty yeah, twenty nine, thirty two, you're right, you nailed it.
Speaker 1: Oh you're you are thirty two, thirty two yesterday ninety one?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, never mind. And then Kaylen, you're twenty nine.
Speaker 2: Oh twenty eight, it's okay, twenty eight.
Speaker 4: I'm aging you. You're the resident senior of the group
Speaker 4: here though, Yeah, dude, old man bro like, once you
Speaker 4: get to thirty five, I mean, you're right behind me,
Speaker 4: so I guess you're kind of in the same group.
Speaker 4: But then Caylen, once you get on the other side
Speaker 4: of thirty, you're gonna be like, oh, no, great, happy birthday,
Speaker 4: thank you so much, really appreciate it. You'll just get
Speaker 4: on with my day.
Speaker 1: You want to know what I always think about whenever
Speaker 1: I feel old, and it just makes me feel so
Speaker 1: much older, is when I'm watching a football game or something,
Speaker 1: and when you're twenty and you're watching these guys who
Speaker 1: are twenty five to thirty five playing football, and you're like, oh, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: they're older than I am. But now that we're in
Speaker 1: our like mid to early thirties, you're looking at these
Speaker 1: guys in the like twenty six and then they're like
Speaker 1: talking about this running back who's been in the league
Speaker 1: for ten years, he's thirty two years old, and how
Speaker 1: he's like on the end of his career. And I'm like, wait, no,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty two years old.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 4: Isn't so crazy? Whenever we watched football years ago, these
Speaker 4: guys were always men, you know, there are always men
Speaker 4: playing the game. And now I'm older than Patrick. I'm
Speaker 4: much older than Patrick Mahomes. I'm older than Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, how old is Travis he's got thirty thirty four.
Speaker 4: Oh thirty four, okay, I think so. And then Mahomes
Speaker 4: has got to be twenty. Is he even thirty yet?
Speaker 1: I would I would think he's under thirty. And then
Speaker 1: Brady was like, you know, he played till he was old,
Speaker 1: but he was like a freak of human nature.
Speaker 3: And it's like, okay, well, I'm not a freaking human age.
Speaker 4: I feel closer to Brady's age. I'm not sure if
Speaker 4: this is accurate, but I feel closer to Brady's age
Speaker 4: than I do to Patrick mahomes age.
Speaker 1: Let us fact that it's real quick. You're eleven years
Speaker 1: younger than Tom Brady, which is weird. Are now seven
Speaker 1: years older than Mahomes?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Okay, Seriously, technically speaking, I'm closer to Mahomes,
Speaker 4: but I feel like I'm closer to Brady.
Speaker 2: M I saw this TikTok the other day and it's like,
Speaker 2: it's crazy how people in the two thousands are twenty
Speaker 2: three and I was born Are people who were born
Speaker 2: in the two thousand actually just two thousand or twenty three?
Speaker 2: I was born in nineteen ninety nine, and it's crazy
Speaker 2: how I'm also twenty three and That's how I feel.
Speaker 2: I was born in ninety five. I still feel twenty three.
Speaker 2: When someone asked my age, I'm like, I'm twenty three.
Speaker 3: This is because you're a swifty No, I.
Speaker 2: Feel more like twenty five is where I stopped aging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feel like two thousand and five was
Speaker 1: ten years ago, and no matter what year it.
Speaker 2: Is, that's how I feel about two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: When did you graduate two thousand and nine? Two thousand
Speaker 2: and five is are random yere for you?
Speaker 1: It's just like mid two thousands always feels like it's that,
Speaker 1: like that was a decade ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty thirteen, I'm like, twenty thirteen was just a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, right, No, ten years ago.
Speaker 3: You want to know what I really hate?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Just to get a little off tangent here, yep? I
Speaker 1: hate when I make it smoothie in the morning and
Speaker 1: it's going great, everything tastes delicious, and then you hit
Speaker 1: a chunk, and you hit a chunk and I just
Speaker 1: hid a huge chunk in my smoothie and I can
Speaker 1: only all I want to do is go back and
Speaker 1: reblend it. But I know that I can't because we're
Speaker 1: in the middle of this now.
Speaker 2: I also think about chunk of like fruit. Chunk of
Speaker 2: ice wouldn't be so bad. Chunk of fruit.
Speaker 3: I like, I could eat the chunk of fruit. But
Speaker 3: then my teether all sensitive. What do I do? Can
Speaker 3: we put this on hold and I'll go reblender?
Speaker 2: You just suffer the chunk man.
Speaker 1: On Jared's birthday. He would never want you for the birthday.
Speaker 1: He would never want this, you know.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Dean being a baby about things, I texted
Speaker 4: Dean a couple of days ago, said how's your leg?
Speaker 4: And he texted me back and he goes, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: Doctor thinks I'm being a baby. Yeah, dope, Please well elaborate. No,
Speaker 4: let's talk about the leg.
Speaker 2: This is on top of to do list today because
Speaker 2: I'm worried about you and going to Africa and then
Speaker 2: you're going to be suffering. He's he's getting better. He's
Speaker 2: been a little cranky still when the pain comes, a
Speaker 2: little mean, a little cranky.
Speaker 1: I was we were going to sleep and there was
Speaker 1: a shooting pain at my leg, and I was like
Speaker 1: I came out of nowhere and I was like, Kaylin,
Speaker 1: my leg is killing me. Can you please go get
Speaker 1: the heating pad, and she goes no, and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's so much pain. I took it so personally. You know,
Speaker 1: when you're in pain and someone laughs at you is
Speaker 1: the most.
Speaker 2: When what happened, we're all joking around, goofing around, we're
Speaker 2: watching suits, and then I was like, do you want
Speaker 2: me to go get the heating pad because he like winced,
Speaker 2: and he was like no, oh no, I'm fine, and
Speaker 2: then suddenly like yells out like and I thought he
Speaker 2: was joking because we were just joking around, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, okay, fine, I'll go get the heating pad.
Speaker 2: I thought you were being dramatic. Little did I know
Speaker 2: you're being serious. And as soon as I knew you
Speaker 2: were serious, I went and got the heating pad.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry that I was being a little mean
Speaker 1: because you laughed at you.
Speaker 3: Laughed at my pain.
Speaker 2: I thought you're joking.
Speaker 1: Anyways, you know when you stub your toe or like
Speaker 1: bunk your head and people are like laughing at you
Speaker 1: and it.
Speaker 2: Hurts, So it's the worst thing when someone last at
Speaker 2: your pain. Yeah, I was just trying to explain my perspective.
Speaker 2: I thought you were being funny.
Speaker 3: You were The thing is my perspective.
Speaker 1: Yeah is right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, whatever, but it's just inflammation, we learned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I went to the doctor, I got an
Speaker 1: X ray. Well, I went to the urgent care, which
Speaker 1: I don't know are they doctors there?
Speaker 2: So let me just backtrack real quick, because Deane said
Speaker 2: twice on the podcast last week that urgent care can't
Speaker 2: wreck can't refer you to an orthopedist, because that's what
Speaker 2: our doctor said. Turns out they can. He went to
Speaker 2: the urgent care, got the X ray, they referred him
Speaker 2: to an orthopedist.
Speaker 3: What I think I should be telling the story. I
Speaker 3: was there for all of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to, you tell the story. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. So I got the X ray. It
Speaker 1: turns out urgent care doctors can refer you to orthopedists.
Speaker 3: Can you believe that?
Speaker 2: Kalin can't believe it.
Speaker 3: Can't believe it.
Speaker 1: And he was like, everything looks fine in the X ray.
Speaker 1: What it probably is is a lot of inflammation. Have
Speaker 1: you done any things lately that are out of the
Speaker 1: norm for you? And I was like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: did a hundred perpees every night before I went to
Speaker 1: bed in Hawaii with Ben Higgins and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: But I was like, yeah, I've been working out a
Speaker 3: little bit harder than normal, and.
Speaker 4: He was yet, wait a minute, Yeah, why.
Speaker 1: Ben made me do a hundred perpose every night before
Speaker 1: bed in Hawaii?
Speaker 2: No, okay, Ben, he's a crazy man. It is crazy.
Speaker 2: We're blaming Ben for Dean's pain. Ben makes up these
Speaker 2: crazy games each night we're in Hawaii. First one is
Speaker 2: like Vokatila water and you have to guess. You have
Speaker 2: to just take a shot and hope that it's water.
Speaker 2: Next night it's a push up contest where they just
Speaker 2: they pull black and red cards and they have to
Speaker 2: guess if it's black or red, and if they're wrong,
Speaker 2: they have to do ten push ups. Dean was consistently wrong.
Speaker 3: Not good at that game. I'm bad at guessing.
Speaker 2: Then they got tired, their arms got tired, so we
Speaker 2: started me and Jess would pick their workouts for them,
Speaker 2: and they're.
Speaker 1: You know, they're girls, and I feel like a girl
Speaker 1: like navigates more towards leg workouts than arm workouts.
Speaker 2: Well, you got your arms were tired, so we were
Speaker 2: doing legs to.
Speaker 1: Say, in general, girls gravitate more towards legs than arms.
Speaker 1: Not me, Okay, you are. The burpies are just oh
Speaker 1: my god, the wpies body and lower body.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's that's the worst thing you could possibly done.
Speaker 4: You couldn't have then been like, hey, just do some
Speaker 4: air squads. No, do burpies.
Speaker 2: No, I was being a little mean. I was one
Speaker 2: who picked the burpees.
Speaker 1: And we're and we're drinking during this game too, so
Speaker 1: like we're pretty drunk playing these this game we're working out,
Speaker 1: which is just in the hotel room at like ten.
Speaker 2: Just didn't Ben wear Me and Jess are just watching
Speaker 2: them work.
Speaker 1: Out, and I wanted to impress the chicks and Ben
Speaker 1: obviously too, so I'm like going all out for these
Speaker 1: like weird jump things, and I haven't jumped in four
Speaker 1: and a half years since I broke my leg. And
Speaker 1: then that's I think the root of all the pain,
Speaker 1: even though it kind of it took like a whole
Speaker 1: week to set in. So anyways, all that to say,
Speaker 1: he said, it's probably just inflammation. He says, I'm going
Speaker 1: to send you to your information to the orthopedists, and
Speaker 1: if they call you, it's bad. If they don't call you,
Speaker 1: it's fine. They called you, and they called me yesterday.
Speaker 1: I didn't answer. You didn't tell me that it's feeling better, though, indeed,
Speaker 1: I'm going calling back today that you said that's the
Speaker 1: top of the do list, and you were right, it
Speaker 1: is the top.
Speaker 2: Of the I thought they were just referring you. I
Speaker 2: didn't know that something bad is going on.
Speaker 1: Well he said that, but I do think I don't
Speaker 1: think it's serious. I think they're just probably trying to
Speaker 1: set up something so they can get some money from me,
Speaker 1: like whether it's an MRI or an X ray or
Speaker 1: something like that. But moral of the story is it
Speaker 1: was it wasn't loosening hardware. We don't think it's a
Speaker 1: torn laboram. But I do want to get an MRI
Speaker 1: just to kind of confirm all of all of the
Speaker 1: things as being untrue. So yeah, that's where we're at.
Speaker 1: That's where we're at with the leg pain, and it's
Speaker 1: feeling a lot better. Thank you, Thank you for texting me, Jair.
Speaker 1: That meant a lot to hear from you.
Speaker 4: You don't need to thank you. Ah, Well, that's good
Speaker 4: to know. But also I guess it still could be
Speaker 4: bad because you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Bone wise, everything's good. Muscle wise. Might be a little
Speaker 1: bit different.
Speaker 4: Bone wise, muscle wise, that's good. So it doesn't look
Speaker 4: like you're going to lose the leg. That's the important thing.
Speaker 3: The leg is staying on for now.
Speaker 4: For now, like staying on. That's good. So you're not
Speaker 4: hobbling up a mountain. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did want to talk about something about you guys.
Speaker 1: So you are putting up Christmas decorations today because Kaylin's
Speaker 1: been asking me to pull the Christmas decorations down from
Speaker 1: the attic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I noticed that you also posted something about
Speaker 2: your story, Jared. I growing up, my mom would not
Speaker 2: put the Christmas tree out until the day after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's not enough time. So it's our house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we make the rules.
Speaker 1: Wait, Oh I serious saying yeah December one is what
Speaker 1: I but I agree it's a lot of work and
Speaker 1: so you kind of want it up.
Speaker 3: To be longer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a lot of work just for a month,
Speaker 2: So I want it up today.
Speaker 3: Ok, Okay, I'll take it down.
Speaker 4: You can say I think you should put it up today.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So you and Ashley, it's like a couples thing
Speaker 2: that you guys do this together the tree.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean most of the time we're just fighting
Speaker 4: our way through it. But it is crazy how it's
Speaker 4: just it's it's comical how like we just like, for example,
Speaker 4: I'm putting up garland around the banister and it's about
Speaker 4: fifteen or sixteen steps, so it's a pretty long banister,
Speaker 4: and she pulls out. The problem is Ashley just always
Speaker 4: thinks she's right she and she'll she always she'll make
Speaker 4: assumptions on things. So there's a couple boxes of Christmas
Speaker 4: decorations and I open up one and she's like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is definitely the garland that goes around the banister.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: I remember these are the bows because I like these bows.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, all right, perfect. So I put the garland.
Speaker 4: It only takes me about twenty twenty five minutes, but
Speaker 4: just like go through each of the you know, winding around,
Speaker 4: make sure it looks good, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: So I get done and she's like, oh, it looks good.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, it looks good too. I open up
Speaker 4: the next box and there's more garland in there, and
Speaker 4: then I'm like, oh, ash this one's kind of long
Speaker 4: for just around the house and she goes, oh, no,
Speaker 4: this is the one that's supposed to be around the banister.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you said. She's like, I know, but no,
Speaker 4: I got confused because of this, And I'm like, Ashley,
Speaker 4: just a minute, just say you were wrong and I
Speaker 4: won't get so mad. And she's like, fine, I was wrong,
Speaker 4: but you need to do it all over again. Oh
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you son of a bitch. So of course,
Speaker 4: after like a moment of like me going to the
Speaker 4: bathroom and be like, god, damn it, I you know,
Speaker 4: I take down I just put like Christmas music on,
Speaker 4: take down the bay the garland that I just worked
Speaker 4: so hard for like a half hour. Forty five minutes
Speaker 4: doesn't really seem that long. It's not that long when
Speaker 4: I verbalize it, but in the moment, thirty forty five
Speaker 4: minutes is a long time. Put Christmas decorations up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then you know, just put it, did it all
Speaker 4: over again, and then thirty.
Speaker 1: Minutes down, thirty minutes back up. So really it's an
Speaker 1: hour and a half at that point adds up.
Speaker 4: But h and the problem is she is so ocd
Speaker 4: about the interior decor of Christmas where I'm much more
Speaker 4: of like your CVS plastic Mickey Mouse, Peanuts type Christmas.
Speaker 4: I like different colors. I like it like feeling very
Speaker 4: cozy and nineties like. I love the aesthetic of a
Speaker 4: really beautiful Christmas as well. So I'm all for just
Speaker 4: white lights and this beautiful like she just put up
Speaker 4: a little talent on the mantle and it's all like
Speaker 4: very very nice wooden houses. But I'm also the guy
Speaker 4: who loves, you know, the little fake ice rink with
Speaker 4: like the little ring, like the little people going around
Speaker 4: that's obviously battery operated, like twickle lights on top, and
Speaker 4: I love that stuff. But she's like, Jared, that's not happening.
Speaker 4: This is the way it's going to look inside. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I can accept that. She's like, you can have your
Speaker 4: way outside. I was like, and I just reiterated yesterday.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm just reiterating rate Now I get to
Speaker 4: do whatever I want to outside. She goes yup and
Speaker 4: I said, okay, so outside. Over the next couple of weeks,
Speaker 4: my plan is to make this look like Chris's vacation,
Speaker 4: and it's going to be extravagant, over the top and ridiculous,
Speaker 4: just to really prove, like prove home the point that
Speaker 4: it's being like you can't say anything?
Speaker 1: Actually, are you.
Speaker 2: Talking about snow globes and like all of those?
Speaker 1: Oh, I already have a twenty five foot blow up grinch.
Speaker 3: It's ready to go.
Speaker 4: And she has no idea, no, she knows, and she's
Speaker 4: biting her tongue like I'm going to I'm going to
Speaker 4: test her. This is really what it comes down to.
Speaker 4: So I'm a kutrarian. I like to like push buttons
Speaker 4: a little bit. I know that doesn't seem like my
Speaker 4: my my personality, but I'm going to just like really
Speaker 4: go over the top and be like, hey, remember when
Speaker 4: you said you promised you weren't going to say anything. Well,
Speaker 4: this twelve foot sanna and reindeer set that's going off
Speaker 4: the roof will be attached tomorrow, so just be prepared
Speaker 4: for it. I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: And are you gonna do all these yourself? Because walking
Speaker 1: on the roof sounds a little scary?
Speaker 4: I got it, it's goy don'where about it.
Speaker 3: Just don't hurt yourself, man, it's.
Speaker 4: Gonna be good.
Speaker 2: Going back to the wreath, I have a suggestion for you.
Speaker 2: Have you seen those QR Garland, Yes, have you seen
Speaker 2: those QR codes? So you like take a photo of
Speaker 2: what's in it, you label it, and then you stick
Speaker 2: a sticker QR code and you scan it. So every
Speaker 2: year you're like, oh, this is the one that goes
Speaker 2: on the banister.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. I don't like that because it's like,
Speaker 3: why not just write out what's in there?
Speaker 2: Because it's a photo. You see the photo. I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're right, three, you're right, But I was thinking about
Speaker 2: it for my clothes. I want to know where my
Speaker 2: winter coats are. I want to know where my.
Speaker 3: Winter coats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's almost more.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've seen that same video and TikTok multiple times, and
Speaker 1: every time I see it, I'm like that just it seems.
Speaker 3: Like you're.
Speaker 2: Just put a sticker on your box.
Speaker 3: This is the of the stairway Garland.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you hang Christmas lights?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: I mean I'm gonna hand Christmas clos We put the
Speaker 4: tree up so we're not getting we get a fake tree.
Speaker 4: We have a fake tree that we bought last year
Speaker 4: for the house. And it's like, I don't know seven feet.
Speaker 4: It's pretty big. It's nice, and we put that up
Speaker 4: and we're just decorating right now, and then I like
Speaker 4: getting a real tree because I want a real tree
Speaker 4: in the house. We're going to get that upstairs. But
Speaker 4: the problem is because we're going to her house for
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving and then we're going to La with you guy
Speaker 4: at the beginning of December. I'm not gonna put a
Speaker 4: real tree in the house until we're home, so the
Speaker 4: real tree won't be going up until like December third,
Speaker 4: or fourth, or whenever the hell were at that point.
Speaker 3: What's the what's the point?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, it's still a point. There's three weeks and
Speaker 4: plus I'm gonna keep that tree up until at least
Speaker 4: middle of January. And anybody who comes at me, dude,
Speaker 4: live in the North East in January and tell me
Speaker 4: you don't want like a little glimmer of hope that
Speaker 4: is illuminated in the middle of your living room that
Speaker 4: just gives you hope. Yeah, you know, because January Februy
Speaker 4: March is not much hope in this area. It gets
Speaker 4: dark at four o'clock, there's nothing to look forward to.
Speaker 4: It's cold, you're.
Speaker 2: Lonely, is it getting dark at four already, because it
Speaker 2: gets dark here at four thirty.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, it's like four four thirty.
Speaker 4: We're pitch black here. Yeah, four forty five.
Speaker 3: Hate that.
Speaker 2: Oh it's the worst, dude.
Speaker 4: Why can't we just be like Arizona. Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Everyone keeps saying it's next year, it's next year. Well,
Speaker 2: what year is it?
Speaker 1: Well, it's even worse in January and February in March
Speaker 1: because the days are short. You don't have Christmas to
Speaker 1: look forward to. Not that everyone looks forward to that,
Speaker 1: but you don't have those holidays to look forward to.
Speaker 1: And then also, what really just makes it worse for
Speaker 1: me is you don't have football on anymore in February
Speaker 1: and March. So it's like it's, you know, four pm,
Speaker 1: and it's super dark out and you don't have Thursday
Speaker 1: or for Monday night football to watch.
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, it'll be good when we move
Speaker 2: to Colorado though, because you'll just ski.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I can only ski untill three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 4: You're right, it'll be much better on Well, you know,
Speaker 4: you're just gonna have to accept your fate.
Speaker 3: We want to know. I just want to I want to.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to vent real quick about hanging Christmas lights
Speaker 1: because I hung Christmas lights last year on the outside
Speaker 1: of the house. Yeah, and I just went to the
Speaker 1: hardware store and bought a bunch of lights. I bought
Speaker 1: these little snowflake hanging things, and I bought like two
Speaker 1: hundred feet of Christmas lights. And I just didn't know
Speaker 1: any better. I was just go and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: these look nice, Oh these look nice bottom bottom. And
Speaker 1: what I didn't really realize at the time is that,
Speaker 1: like the lumines were different on the lights, and so
Speaker 1: I hung everything and it looked like a hodgepodg Frankenstein
Speaker 1: Christmas light set up, because every set of lights was
Speaker 1: a different like brightness or like shade of yellow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like white blue yellow. And no, yeah, it's a rookie move.
Speaker 1: It's such a rookie move. And I'm so embarrassed to
Speaker 1: admit that I even did this. But I spent hours
Speaker 1: hanging these lights. I got out my twenty foot ladder,
Speaker 1: I was up on the second story string and things across,
Speaker 1: and then I hang them all up and I'm like plug,
Speaker 1: I'm about to plug them in, and I'm like here,
Speaker 1: we go hug him in and it looked awful. I
Speaker 1: was like, what did I just spend four hours doing this?
Speaker 4: It looks so bad?
Speaker 2: And Deane was like, do you want me to change it?
Speaker 2: And I knew how much time he spent on it.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, if you think it looks good,
Speaker 2: it's okay. Yeah, And then he took him down in.
Speaker 3: Our house too.
Speaker 1: Like we're in this big subdivision in Las Vegas. There's
Speaker 1: probably like two hundred houses in the subdivision, and our
Speaker 1: house is like the very first house you see when
Speaker 1: you come in, and like we're on the corner of
Speaker 1: the whole lot, basically one of the corners.
Speaker 3: There's many corners, but one of the corners.
Speaker 1: Like we're in a high viewing area, like we're not
Speaker 1: tucked away in the back or anything like that. And
Speaker 1: so every time someone comes into the neighborhood, they just
Speaker 1: drive by are crappli.
Speaker 4: And they see, yeah, your podge Christmas lights.
Speaker 2: Thankfully.
Speaker 3: No, I kept him up. I took him down at
Speaker 3: the end of the season. But I didn't.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you switched him, you got a new one.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I was way too lazy for that.
Speaker 1: Wait, I swear, I remember you, and Christmas lights are expensive.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go back to the store and
Speaker 3: spend another one hundred.
Speaker 4: I swear you did keep your receipt.
Speaker 2: Bro Oh no, I don't want that again.
Speaker 3: I know. I'm just gonna hang the snowflakes up.
Speaker 4: Okay, Klen, You're a nice person. Because if I did
Speaker 4: this and Ashley went outside and looked at the lights,
Speaker 4: knowing full well how hard I worked on him, even
Speaker 4: though I made a mistake, I would have said. I
Speaker 4: would have been like, Ashley, should I change him? And you,
Speaker 4: being the nice person you are Klin saying oh wow,
Speaker 4: I knew how hard he worked on it, and I
Speaker 4: was like, it's up to you. It doesn't look bad.
Speaker 4: Ashley would have been like, it looks terrible. I can't
Speaker 4: live like this. It needs to be changed today. And
Speaker 4: I'd be like, thank you so much for recognizing the
Speaker 4: hours that I just spent. And yes, I made a mistake,
Speaker 4: but deal with it.
Speaker 3: I just realized too, I threw away our extension cord.
Speaker 3: Darn it.
Speaker 2: What about that one hundred foot one that I accidentally bought.
Speaker 1: I threw it away, Oh, because it's a horrible extension
Speaker 1: cord h so long and it was so helpful.
Speaker 4: You threw away a hundred foot extension cord. You know
Speaker 4: how expensive that is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was expensive.
Speaker 3: We have three.
Speaker 1: I have three extension cords that are nice, like high quality,
Speaker 1: thick gauge extension cords. And then she bought like one
Speaker 1: hundred foot crappy one. But it was still expensive just
Speaker 1: because it was so long, and I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: never use this for anything because it's just lower quality.
Speaker 3: And then I just didn't even think about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn bro. Also, it hurts you guys right now
Speaker 4: being in Vegas with Chrystmas lights is that it's just
Speaker 4: so warm, Like it's forty five degrees out right now,
Speaker 4: so like when I walk outside, it's like it's like fifties.
Speaker 3: Right now, sixty three right now. Man, it's freezing out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he poor things.
Speaker 3: I had to walk last night.
Speaker 4: Oh you might even have to start wearing pants.
Speaker 2: The forties at night, sixties in the day. Forties at
Speaker 2: night it's cold and desert cool.
Speaker 3: Killed were in a sweater right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's freezing.
Speaker 3: Oh man, oh.
Speaker 1: Man, Well, what else do you guys want to talk
Speaker 1: about today?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm just excited for the holidays.
Speaker 3: What are your Thanksgiving plans?
Speaker 1: Kailin, We are just.
Speaker 2: Going to stay here. We were going to go to Denver,
Speaker 2: but my grandpa broke a steamer and so they we
Speaker 2: were going to go hang out with them for Thanksgiving,
Speaker 2: but because of that, they're staying in Vegas. So we're
Speaker 2: just going to walk over to their place and have
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Jared, you're staying or you're going to Virginia, eight.
Speaker 4: Man, So we're going to Virginia. We always do Virginia
Speaker 4: for Thanksgiving and Christmas in Rhode Island, but Christmas RhE
Speaker 4: Island's tough this year because Ashley wants her parents to come. Obviously,
Speaker 4: her dad is working at the hospital the very next
Speaker 4: day and he goes in at like six o'clock in
Speaker 4: the morning, so he has to go at six o'clock
Speaker 4: in the morning the day after Christmas, so there's no
Speaker 4: way he could be in Rhode Island for Christmas. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and like he doesn't want to fly back Christmas night.
Speaker 4: Who the hell would want that anyway? So I don't
Speaker 4: know we're gonna I was thinking about being nice and
Speaker 4: saying we can go down to Virginia for Christmas too,
Speaker 4: but I want to spend Christmas for Hode Island. Plus,
Speaker 4: like we're setting up all the decorations and Dawson is
Speaker 4: you know, he's still young. He doesn't like I mean,
Speaker 4: it's funny. We're like, Dawson, what is what does Sanna
Speaker 4: sound like? And he goes, oh my god, what's a
Speaker 4: durable thing? And so we're getting into primetime age. So
Speaker 4: like I want to we have a fire truck for
Speaker 4: him in the garage because for some reason, both Ashley
Speaker 4: and I were on the same boat that like when
Speaker 4: we vision Christmas morning for some reason, with presence under
Speaker 4: the tree, like there's always a fire truck, like a
Speaker 4: big fire truck under the tree. And so I'm very
Speaker 4: excited for that for Christmas morning, like for him to
Speaker 4: walk out. I mean we could, Yeah, we could do
Speaker 4: that in Virginia too, I guess, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: We'll see.
Speaker 1: Do your parents go to Virginia at all for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4: They were supposed to go this year. They went a
Speaker 4: few years ago, but they're gonna stay in righteound this year.
Speaker 4: My dad refs football, so he does Thanksgiving Day games
Speaker 4: and he's very excited about the high school with games
Speaker 4: doing on Thanksgiving, which makes sense because it's a big ordeal.
Speaker 4: It's fun. And my sister, you know, my sister and
Speaker 4: my brother in law, you know, he has family here,
Speaker 4: so they always stay. So it's always weird because they're
Speaker 4: not going to come to Virginia and not see his family.
Speaker 4: So my parents are gonna stay in round this year?
Speaker 2: Is that typically what you guys do is so like
Speaker 2: Ashley's family for Thanksgiving, your family for Christmas and just
Speaker 2: switch them off.
Speaker 1: Oh, he says, they always do Thanksgiving in Virginia. I
Speaker 1: thought you said that, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we've never done Christmas in Virginia. We've always
Speaker 4: done that. We've only done Thanksgiving. We actually went out
Speaker 4: to dinner a couple of years ago. It was the
Speaker 4: year that I opened Audrey's. Because before leading up to Audrey's,
Speaker 4: it was just really you know, time crunch of opening
Speaker 4: a new business. There was a lot going on, and
Speaker 4: so I flew I think I flew to Virginia the
Speaker 4: morning of Thanksgiving and we went out to dinner. You
Speaker 4: guys go out to dinner on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: No, never have.
Speaker 4: It sucks. I hate it. I hate it Thanksgiving. I
Speaker 4: like being at home watching football. Like I have a
Speaker 4: glass of wine in the afternoon, we cook. It's like
Speaker 4: a whole or deal. You can start drinking wine at
Speaker 4: ten am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, May's Day parade, right, Macy's Day Parade, and then
Speaker 1: there's like a football game on at noon and then
Speaker 1: you're just locked in from there.
Speaker 3: That's why Thanksgiving is great.
Speaker 4: I love it too, because I love being in the morning.
Speaker 4: But then even though you never leave the house throughout
Speaker 4: the day, like it's the one time of year that
Speaker 4: I'll like not dress up, but I'll put nice clothing on,
Speaker 4: like nice jeans and nice sweater when not leaving the house,
Speaker 4: and like wearing shoes, and like it's very funny. We're
Speaker 4: literally just going to the dining room, but like you
Speaker 4: dress up a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I love that, and I love watching football,
Speaker 4: even though you know, I think the games are gonna
Speaker 4: suck this year. I don't know if anybody's on, but anyway.
Speaker 1: I didn't even look at the games, but it's gonna
Speaker 1: be what Cowboys, probably a Lions or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, you know who plays Christmas Eve?
Speaker 3: Who's that?
Speaker 4: Broncos, Patriots, Ooh, you should go to that.
Speaker 1: This is your punishment for losing fantasy football. Go to
Speaker 1: that game wearing a Broncos jersey. With Thanksgiving and Christmas,
Speaker 1: as you guys know, I'm not a big holiday guy,
Speaker 1: just because I don't like the implication or the expectation
Speaker 1: of holidays. But now that I've gotten older and my
Speaker 1: siblings have all gotten more rooted down in their places
Speaker 1: when we have holidays, like, do you like going to
Speaker 1: my siblings house or do you like hanging.
Speaker 3: With your family more for ex holiday?
Speaker 2: Well, that's not a fair question.
Speaker 1: It's well, I'm just curious because I like, for me,
Speaker 1: I'll answer before you answer. That way, you can feel
Speaker 1: as guilty about it. I love your family so much,
Speaker 1: but like for me, it doesn't really feel like a
Speaker 1: real holiday unless my brothers are there with me, my sister.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Well, I was thinking about this the other day because
Speaker 2: we do typically spend Christmas with Dean's family. We're spending
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving with my family at least my grandparents, but my
Speaker 2: family lives in Virginia. I hate Virginia. Virginia to me
Speaker 2: doesn't feel like like you don't feel like you're in
Speaker 2: the holidays at all. I don't know. It's just like
Speaker 2: the seasons. It's usually not snowy.
Speaker 3: Isn't that where we did Thanksgiving a few years ago?
Speaker 2: We did thanks even there a few years ago. But
Speaker 2: it's just like, especially Fredericksburg, it just always feels like gloomy.
Speaker 2: And then going to Bozeman or going to Jackson Hole,
Speaker 2: it just feels like Christmas and so that it's like
Speaker 2: obviously love your family and like love hanging out with them,
Speaker 2: and it's like it's like a younger Christmas too, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like we're all around the same age. We just
Speaker 2: play games and drink and have fun versus like, you know,
Speaker 2: it's different.
Speaker 3: The thing with Virginia too, And not to crap on Virginia.
Speaker 2: I will crab on Virginia. I hate it.
Speaker 3: I just believe that way you have the right to
Speaker 3: have I don't have the right.
Speaker 2: And I think once my mom moves to Virginia, our
Speaker 2: moves to Denver, like we all spend more holidays with them.
Speaker 2: It's just like the thought of going to Virginia five hours.
Speaker 1: Away, Oh yeah, it's hard for getting from here to there.
Speaker 2: For five hour flight and then you have to find
Speaker 2: a DC it's an hour to two hours south. It's like,
Speaker 2: I love my family, but it's I want to enjoy,
Speaker 2: like the holidays, and it doesn't feel like the holidays.
Speaker 3: I've only been there once, so I don't really have
Speaker 3: much of a light to stand on here.
Speaker 1: But when we were there, it was obviously Thanksgiving time,
Speaker 1: end of November, and it was cold and dreary. The
Speaker 1: trees had no leaves, the ground was barren, and like,
Speaker 1: if the trees aren't going to have leaves, the ground
Speaker 1: should have on it, and there was no snow on
Speaker 1: the ground. And we were like, what do we do today?
Speaker 1: So we went on a hike and it was just
Speaker 1: like a hike that you're just like, what am I
Speaker 1: even looking at? There's not really much for me to
Speaker 1: see around here.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Virginia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I don't know enough to know to
Speaker 1: say that I don't like it, but I just I
Speaker 1: prefer it the same way as you in the mountains.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially for the holidays. Like love to go back
Speaker 2: to Virginia and like see the cherry blossoms in DC
Speaker 2: and all of that. But for the holidays, I want
Speaker 2: snow and I want to feel like I'm in because.
Speaker 1: You want to feel like you're in a snow blobe.
Speaker 1: What's that lifetime like a lifetime movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And growing up in Virginia, spending every Christmas in Virginia,
Speaker 2: That's what I've always grown up with and it just
Speaker 2: it never felt special, and this feels special.
Speaker 1: Can we do something this Christmas as a wedding couple
Speaker 1: for the first time and this can become our tradition?
Speaker 1: What every oh you say if I'm going to say
Speaker 1: something bad worried? No, every Christmas, we role play and
Speaker 1: we're actors in a lifetime movie and we stumble upon
Speaker 1: each other out of Farmers Market.
Speaker 2: You've seen that TikTok where she's like, oh, I just
Speaker 2: came from New York work and he's like, my tree
Speaker 2: farm's failing. She's like, I have a marketing degree, I
Speaker 2: know how to save you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like him. So that's our new that's our
Speaker 1: new Christmas tradition.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Your siblings are gonna be like, what the hell's
Speaker 2: wrong with Hey? I love it.
Speaker 1: It's traditions as they can screw off. But yeah, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry that was my tangent about Thanksgiving. I'm just curious too, Jared,
Speaker 1: what do you think would like obviously, you love both
Speaker 1: families so much. I just think we can kind of
Speaker 1: get stuck in our ways of like, at least me personally.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's it's fair to like put Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's location.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, let's hear what Jared has to say about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I can definitely pin families against each
Speaker 4: other as well. I have no quarrels doing that, ah,
Speaker 4: I think. I mean, I don't know. Virginia has become
Speaker 4: really my second home because of Ashley's family, so I
Speaker 4: certainly don't mind spending the holidays there preference. I would
Speaker 4: rather spend in Rhode Island, just because it's a little
Speaker 4: bit colder, there's more of a chance of a snow,
Speaker 4: there's more nostalgia. I like doing more things in the
Speaker 4: area around here that's Christmas related that makes me feel
Speaker 4: like it's, you know, home for the holidays. So yeah,
Speaker 4: Right Island.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 4: But then yeah, and I think my I think my
Speaker 4: parents enjoy the holidays more than Nashley's parents, even though
Speaker 4: they like it. Like my dad's very much like me,
Speaker 4: where he loves the Christmas aspect of it. He wears
Speaker 4: like an apron while he's cooking that says kiss the chef,
Speaker 4: like stupid stuff like that. Like he really, you know,
Speaker 4: he loves his eggnog and he loves all that shit,
Speaker 4: so I think he like he always buys Dawson and
Speaker 4: my niece some sort. It's like a Rudolph animatronic or
Speaker 4: a Grinch animatronic, you know what I mean. He loves
Speaker 4: that stuff, and I love that stuff and it makes
Speaker 4: me feel very holidayish, So i'd say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, we need to start getting it. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess all of it is probably old enough to
Speaker 1: start realizing that she's getting gifts from her aunt and uncle.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we got to be the cool ones.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, how old Dollif she's a year
Speaker 1: younger than Dawson, I'm sorry, a month younger than Dawson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: okay roughly maybe even just a few weeks younger than Dawson.
Speaker 4: Well, you also have to compete against your siblings, Like
Speaker 4: I mean, she won't really. You could get her a
Speaker 4: piece of paper towel and she'll be happy with it,
Speaker 4: but you need to like compete about against your your
Speaker 4: your you know, your your family. Here, you got to
Speaker 4: be the cool adults.
Speaker 3: I mean, I gotta get it.
Speaker 1: And every time we're out somewhere, she's always like, we'll
Speaker 1: go to any store no matter where we are, and
Speaker 1: she'd be like, Oh, this is so cute. We have
Speaker 1: to get this for Murray, or we have to get
Speaker 1: this for Olive, and I'm like, oh, you're thinking about
Speaker 1: my brother's children a lot more.
Speaker 5: Than I am.
Speaker 2: So it just makes me so nervous. I was in
Speaker 2: Target yesterday. I was like, don't walk past the children's clothes.
Speaker 2: And when we have kids, I'm just all my money.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to have any new clothes for myself.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: But the last thing you need.
Speaker 1: It was another reason to be online shopping.
Speaker 2: I know. And I saw Ashley's thread up ad. I'm
Speaker 2: also doing a threat up ad and I was like,
Speaker 2: they have baby clothes.
Speaker 3: No, you don't need another ready for it.
Speaker 2: Oh I can't wait if.
Speaker 4: You guys have kids soon. God, yeah, Kalin, you're it's
Speaker 4: just because you you dressed your kid as you want
Speaker 4: to dress them, so you just put anything on them
Speaker 4: and they have to wear it and they don't care
Speaker 4: and they end up loving it. So oh Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: the best. This is why I hope you have a girl.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Actually I just said that without really thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Then I feel like we'd go even deeper into dressing
Speaker 2: her up.
Speaker 1: That's true, but I think that I would dress her
Speaker 1: down so much so it would combat styles.
Speaker 2: You think you're a dressing her, I'm dressing her.
Speaker 1: Well, You're not going to be only the one taking
Speaker 1: care of her. I'm going to be dressing her half
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: Every time we change her, she comes down a new outfit.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be wearing like baggy sweats when I'm taking
Speaker 1: her on the walks, and then and then she's gonna
Speaker 1: be wearing a tiara and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, you'll you'll yeah, I mean, whether
Speaker 4: it's a boy or a girl. Like I love dressing
Speaker 4: Dawson because like we bought him a Jordan sweatsuit kind
Speaker 4: of where who's Jordan sweatpants? And Jordan's red shirt. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 4: you have to wear this, Like you don't understand how
Speaker 4: cool you are right now You're wearing Jordan's And when
Speaker 4: he said was He's like, bro, it looks dope. Obviously,
Speaker 4: He's like, let's go, Dad, Well, let's go play some
Speaker 4: ball real quick in the backyard. Oh yeah, and he's
Speaker 4: got like these cool little even though the Patriots suck
Speaker 4: right now, he's got like little he's got like a
Speaker 4: little Patriots zip up.
Speaker 1: You should raincoat? Can I ask you a favor? You
Speaker 1: should raise Dawston to be like a Texans fan or
Speaker 1: something crazy like that. No, that be just that would
Speaker 1: just be so funny though, Like you're you know, you're
Speaker 1: diehard Patriots.
Speaker 3: I'm dire heard Broncos.
Speaker 1: If we just raise our kids to be some random
Speaker 1: other football team that we don't even really care about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Like if he was like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm a forty nine Ers fan, I'd be like, all right,
Speaker 4: I'd be like, whoa Dowson. That's the most full sentence
Speaker 4: I've ever heard you speak. Before he speak sentences, He's like, Dad,
Speaker 4: the Dallas Cowboys are a cool team to watch. Like,
Speaker 4: I get dude, that would suck if he grew up
Speaker 4: to be like a Texans fan.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying you should have like like guide him
Speaker 1: that way, just to see that way, like when he's
Speaker 1: twenty five and you're sixty five or whatever. It is
Speaker 1: and the Jaguars play the Patriots.
Speaker 2: You guys can have like a I like more so
Speaker 2: like having him like the rivals. I don't know who
Speaker 2: the rivals of the Patriots are, but having him love
Speaker 2: your rival team would be awesome.
Speaker 1: The Bills, the Dolphins. Who would it be the Jets?
Speaker 1: It would be the Jets.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, he's not gonna be every time every
Speaker 2: time we see Dawson. We're going to give him the Jets.
Speaker 4: I like me. Yeah, I like the burn it before
Speaker 4: it gets in his hands.
Speaker 1: We should give all of the Raiders hat or something.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it would be cool if he liked, like
Speaker 4: if he you know, if he liked like a really
Speaker 4: you know, football team, you know, if he was you
Speaker 4: know what the problem is right now is that he's
Speaker 4: gonna be No, he's going to be a Chiefs fan
Speaker 4: if this continues.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the time he's sold enough to care. I
Speaker 3: don't think that they're going to be good.
Speaker 2: I think people are going to be annoyed with them
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, Chiefs, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I'm also the Broncos be the Chiefs Broncos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was wild baby. Since we're talking about football,
Speaker 2: should we talk about. It was an intentional segue Jared's
Speaker 2: fantasy football punishment.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jared HAVEBN lost what is it? Hot Chubb time
Speaker 1: machine lost to spotty wi Fi.
Speaker 2: Speaking of spotty WiFi, Jared is cut out right now.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: Well, let's go through some of the punishments punishment for
Speaker 1: let's know some of the punishments that the listeners wrote
Speaker 1: into us. By the way, thank you guys so much
Speaker 1: for listener for writing in these punishments.
Speaker 3: So we got a good We got five of them.
Speaker 3: I'm only gonna say for I.
Speaker 2: Know my favorite. You want to pick your favorite, and
Speaker 2: I'll tell you my favorite.
Speaker 3: But can I read them all? And I'm going to
Speaker 3: omit one of them and at the very end, I'm
Speaker 3: going to share it. Sure, Okay.
Speaker 1: So one of the punishments is and Jared is still frozen,
Speaker 1: so I don't even know.
Speaker 2: He's gone.
Speaker 1: One of Jared's punishments is dress up in a Broncos
Speaker 1: cheer outfit and do a Broncos cheer.
Speaker 3: I love that one.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I mean, and he could, yeah, he would
Speaker 2: have to post it on TikTok or his story or something.
Speaker 1: That's that's number one for me right now? All right,
Speaker 1: it's also the last one because that's the only one
Speaker 1: that I've read so far. Go to a Patriots game
Speaker 1: decked out in Broncos gear. That's tough because going to
Speaker 1: a game is kind of a challenge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that one. I do like it,
Speaker 2: but I what if he were to wear like a Patriot,
Speaker 2: bring a Patriots pull over?
Speaker 1: Oh, and then just put the Broncos on for the
Speaker 1: picture and yeah, yeah, that's very too easy.
Speaker 2: Not saying he would do that, but it's possible he
Speaker 2: would do it, all right.
Speaker 1: The next one up is dressed up like Ashley in Quotations,
Speaker 1: like Dean did for Kaitlin at the Next Bachelor watch
Speaker 1: party at Audrey's.
Speaker 3: Audrey like that one's your favorite one.
Speaker 1: Oh, and then the last one is get a license
Speaker 1: plate frame that says I suck at fantasy football and
Speaker 1: keep it on your car until the next loser is determined.
Speaker 3: So, of those four, which one do you like?
Speaker 2: I like the one that you didn't say.
Speaker 1: That's the one I was going to save till the end,
Speaker 1: until he comes back.
Speaker 3: No, I was gonna save it till the end, and
Speaker 3: I was going to do the thing and then we
Speaker 3: were going to be like.
Speaker 1: Bye, yeah, we need we need to that's he's not
Speaker 1: going to do. That's way overreacting to a lot and
Speaker 1: fantasy football. Maybe, No, it's not that one. I read
Speaker 1: that one and I was like, that's way too crazy
Speaker 1: for even someone like me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I'm just kidding. Okay, I like dressing
Speaker 2: up as Ashley or dressing up as a Bronchost cheerleader.
Speaker 2: But either one he does, And Jared, if you're listening
Speaker 2: to this back, you have to commit fully commit to
Speaker 2: either one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think dressing up as a Broncos cheerleader and
Speaker 1: going to a Patriots game.
Speaker 3: Like dressing up as a Broncos cheerleader and then going
Speaker 3: to the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's too much like oh have you seen this?
Speaker 1: I got to share this with you real quick. You're
Speaker 1: gonna you know who Robin Williams is.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you have you ever seen what he did with
Speaker 3: the Broncos?
Speaker 2: No, but can you show me after no? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no.
Speaker 1: This is very important to share it now and for
Speaker 1: the listeners out there. So there was once upon a
Speaker 1: time Robin Williams. He was the first male cheerleader in
Speaker 1: NFL history. He dressed up as a Broncost cheerleader, went
Speaker 1: out onto the field with the Broncos cheerlead and did a.
Speaker 3: Cheer with everyone.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I can't really watch it right now.
Speaker 3: Oh just a picture.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Why how come you seem so mad at me about this?
Speaker 1: I'm just sure everyone Robin Williams's cheerlead outfit. So if
Speaker 1: Jerry could go to a Patriots game in that outfit.
Speaker 2: That'd be awesome. That looks like an expensive outfit. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're picking your punishment for you.
Speaker 4: Fantastic. I don't know what the hell happened. My WiFi
Speaker 4: just stopped working.
Speaker 2: Right when we said spotty wi Fi.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So dress up at a Broncos cheer outfit and
Speaker 1: do a Broncos chair like that, Go to a Patriots
Speaker 1: game decked out in Broncos gear, dress up as Ashley
Speaker 1: at the next bachelor party at Audrey's. Or get a
Speaker 1: license plate frame that says I suck at Fantasy football
Speaker 1: and keep it on your car until the next loser
Speaker 1: is determined. Of those four, which one do you think
Speaker 1: is the best?
Speaker 4: Well, definitely not the license plate. I mean doesn't cost money.
Speaker 2: I agree, Yeah, I like Ashley or the Broncos cheer outfit,
Speaker 2: and you like while you were gone, I said, either,
Speaker 2: when you do, you have to really come to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's tough too.
Speaker 1: This is alreayly going to cost some money to a
Speaker 1: certain degree. Like if I were I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: think if I lost and I had to go to
Speaker 1: a Broncos game and then take a picture to Broncos
Speaker 1: or in a Patriots jersey, I would have to spend
Speaker 1: money on a Patriots jersey, which sucks.
Speaker 3: At some point.
Speaker 2: You could just ship your Broncos jersey too, Jerry.
Speaker 3: That's almost as expensive as behind one.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Now, I think the Broncos cheer or jessup as Ashley,
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's like that. I don't know
Speaker 2: crazy to go to a Patriots game decked in Broncos care.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it is.
Speaker 1: I hate going to sports games and let's say the
Speaker 1: let's say the Raiders are playing the Chiefs and you
Speaker 1: show up and there's like people are in Dolphins jerseys
Speaker 1: or oh like.
Speaker 2: That one time we're in the Titans suite, the Titans
Speaker 2: owner's suite, and you showed up in a Broncos jersey.
Speaker 3: No did I do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's because I'm a huge Broncos guy.
Speaker 2: And then you took it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like see, I think this is cool. I just
Speaker 1: put it in the chat. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: gonna say, oh, there you go. That's what you should
Speaker 1: get Jared from for John Allay.
Speaker 2: Jersey, he just said he doesn't like orange.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll find a non orange one. But that's different
Speaker 1: because like I'm a huge Broncos fan, and those other people,
Speaker 1: I don't know what they are.
Speaker 2: In the Titan suite, the Titans owners. You think they're
Speaker 2: not Titans fans huge?
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I no, you make a good point.
Speaker 4: So how is this gonna work? Are you guys like
Speaker 4: reducing it down to two and then I pick Yeah,
Speaker 4: let's see you guys just pick it.
Speaker 2: I already reduced it down to two.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do that.
Speaker 4: What your two dress up in.
Speaker 2: A Broncos cheer outfit and do a cheer for TikTok
Speaker 2: or stories, or dressed up as Ashley at the next
Speaker 2: Bachelor watch party.
Speaker 3: The choice is yours.
Speaker 4: I get to choose. Yeah, oh dude, that's easy for me. I'
Speaker 4: dressing them up like Ashley.
Speaker 3: Okay, how deep are we going?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'll put makeup on, I'll wear lipstick, I'll
Speaker 4: get my hair done, heels.
Speaker 2: Well, do you see the photo in our rundown where
Speaker 2: stresses me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 4: You also have to shave your legs just like I did.
Speaker 4: He did shave got I'll go with hairy legs, but
Speaker 4: I would rather because the the cheer outfit.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing with here's the thing with the I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt, here's the thing with doing the Ashley
Speaker 1: dress up is it doesn't really it doesn't correlate with
Speaker 1: you losing fantasy football to me, you know what I mean? Great,
Speaker 1: Like the Broncos thing is like he's doing something he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to do to make me smile a laugh.
Speaker 2: Okay, so nixt Ashley, it has to be Broncos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you already reduced it down to two. That's
Speaker 4: why I like the Ashley thing. I feel like it's
Speaker 4: the easiest for me.
Speaker 3: But are you do you plan to going to any
Speaker 3: Patriots games this year?
Speaker 4: My plan is no, I mean they suck ass. I
Speaker 4: was we were gonna potentially go to the Patriots Giants
Speaker 4: game because Ashley's dad is a Giants season ticket holder.
Speaker 4: But they're like, do I really want to watch Tommy DeVito,
Speaker 4: who's the quarterback for the Giants right now? Versus Zappy
Speaker 4: God probably Zappi or Will Greer, Oh God, and it's
Speaker 4: gonna be like three nothing because they're both terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 4: let's see what I mean. I wanted to go to
Speaker 4: a Patriots game this year just because the tickets are
Speaker 4: probably so cheap. Maybe I'll go to the Jets Patriots
Speaker 4: one January seventh. That might be plausible. Last game of
Speaker 4: the year. No one gives a good seeds. Yeah, because
Speaker 4: the other ones are it's in Denver Christmas Eve. There's
Speaker 4: no way I'm going to that. Obviously, New Year's Eve
Speaker 4: in Buffalo, They're home against the Chiefs on December eighteenth.
Speaker 4: That's plausible. It's a Monday night football game, but they're
Speaker 4: going to get.
Speaker 1: Their blowing off, like watching your favorite team lose by
Speaker 1: seventy points.
Speaker 4: Dude, it's gonna yeah, it's gonna be I actually think
Speaker 4: that they'll stay in the game, but obviously there's no
Speaker 4: shot of winning. And then they're home against the Chargers
Speaker 4: December third. But when do we get back from LA?
Speaker 4: When does our LA thing?
Speaker 2: So have we decided anything?
Speaker 3: We're deciding right now. He's asking you a question.
Speaker 4: I think when I'm the third or fourth, Yeah, there
Speaker 4: you go. Yeah, but the third is the game. We'd
Speaker 4: have to be back by the second at the latest. Plus, like, kids,
Speaker 4: just throw a wrench in this whole thing.
Speaker 1: We're gonna buy you a cheer outfit and you're gonna
Speaker 1: do a cheer that's your punishment.
Speaker 4: I'm leaning towards Well, here's the thing. How much is
Speaker 4: this cheer outfit? Because like, if I have to pay
Speaker 4: sixty eight dollars, how much is John Elway jersey? Like
Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty probably, so I'd probably rather sped
Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty on a jersey that I actually
Speaker 4: like looking at, rather than a cheer outfit that I'm
Speaker 4: gonna wear once and oh God, that's awful. All Right,
Speaker 4: here's the dude. Hopefully I don't drop out again because
Speaker 4: my security system is like telling me that I'm not
Speaker 4: gonnact to the Wi FI. All right, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I'm going to let you know by next week because
Speaker 4: I got to talk to Ashley figure out if we're
Speaker 4: going to go to a game. And if we do
Speaker 4: go to a game, I'm doing the Broncos thing, even
Speaker 4: though it sucks because I also hate being that guy
Speaker 4: that wears a freaking jersey of a team that's not
Speaker 4: even playing to the field, like I have to walk
Speaker 4: to Gilllette Stadium in a John Alway's Broncos jersey. But
Speaker 4: at the same time, yeah, at least I'm not going
Speaker 4: to Robert Craft's you know, booth or whatever the hell
Speaker 4: it is. That would be way worse. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you can hear, but Dawson is losing his mind downstairs.
Speaker 4: But yeah, all right, so I will down to two.
Speaker 4: It's either going to be the cheerleading outfit or it's
Speaker 4: going to be me going to a Patriot's game in
Speaker 4: a Broncos jersey. I'm going to talk to Ashley see
Speaker 4: if we go to a game, and if we go
Speaker 4: to a game, I'm gonna do that. And if we don't,
Speaker 4: then obviously I'll be showing off my hairy legs while
Speaker 4: shaking pomp poms.
Speaker 3: But either of them have to happen before the end
Speaker 3: of the regular season. Do you agree with that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Of course, it will happen before Christmas.
Speaker 3: Before January seventh, Okay, before Christmas?
Speaker 4: Oh well, unless I go to the Jets game, of course,
Speaker 4: then we'll have to hold off to January seventh. But
Speaker 4: if I do the cheerleading off it then obviously.
Speaker 1: And I omitted one of them because I don't think
Speaker 1: you'd ever want to bleach your hair, right, Why what's
Speaker 1: the other one?
Speaker 2: One of them was to.
Speaker 1: Bleach your hair blonde. That was one of the punt
Speaker 1: one of their friends, dye your hair platinum blonde?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that even fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. It takes about two hours.
Speaker 1: Is that something that isn't that? I just hate seeing
Speaker 1: adults with platinum blond hair, So I would never ask you.
Speaker 3: To do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I would do it for like a
Speaker 4: week and then call it quits.
Speaker 3: But then, what do you do shave your hair?
Speaker 4: Do you shave your hair?
Speaker 3: Off or do you die it back to the regular color?
Speaker 4: You mean shave it off? Don't you just get the
Speaker 4: die out? Is the dye?
Speaker 3: To fakeness?
Speaker 4: How this works?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a permanent bleaching of your hair. Shut up,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I mean I wouldn't know. It's why
Speaker 1: I've ever done it or anything.
Speaker 4: Wait, do you really when you dye your hair, it's permanent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you can't just take it out.
Speaker 1: But when you're when you're your here grows back, it
Speaker 1: grows back your standard color.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like look like, look I just did this a week ago,
Speaker 1: and you see there's you know, there's no there's some
Speaker 1: inside color.
Speaker 3: There is like the brad What is that?
Speaker 4: What the hell is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It looks cool?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Could you? Could you just hate adults?
Speaker 3: Don't you just hate adults that bleach their hair flat?
Speaker 4: What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: Don't you just hate when adults.
Speaker 3: Bleach their hair platinum blonde? Isn't that the worst?
Speaker 4: What is? Why is this happening?
Speaker 3: I just thought it'd be a funny thing to do.
Speaker 2: Had a mid life crisis, he said, I've.
Speaker 1: Always wanted to do it, and I was in pain
Speaker 1: the other day and I was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go bleach my hair blonde.
Speaker 2: So you sat in a chair for two hours.
Speaker 4: You sat in the chair for two hours. You bleached
Speaker 4: your hair blonde. Dude, you are eminem You're some shady Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like like cool right, Like it looks really cool. Tell
Speaker 4: it looks really cool. It looks great. You know what's funny?
Speaker 4: It actually doesn't look bad on you.
Speaker 3: Thanks, man. I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: The cameras a little fuzzy. There's a halo over your head.
Speaker 4: It's very difficult to tell what you look like right now.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, so you're telling me that just randomly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you told me I was getting a haircut.
Speaker 3: I did get a haircut. I didn't lie.
Speaker 4: It's definitely shorter.
Speaker 1: I just didn't tell the truth about everything that I
Speaker 1: was doing. What inspired this just not that my hair
Speaker 1: is short. I feel like I'm a little less able
Speaker 1: to express myself with my hairstyles, and this was just
Speaker 1: something I thought would be funny.
Speaker 3: So I did it.
Speaker 4: Dude, you have to post on it.
Speaker 1: There was no Yeah, I'm not going I'm debating whether
Speaker 1: it's something I want to post on Instagram or not. Oh,
Speaker 1: you have to There was no rhyme or reason to it.
Speaker 1: It was just something where I was like, I just
Speaker 1: want to see what happens. I just want to do
Speaker 1: it and do it now, ask questions.
Speaker 3: Later kind of thing.
Speaker 2: And how do you feel now that you're blonde?
Speaker 1: I was thinking about shaving my head bald last night
Speaker 1: a lot for a long time, and I still think
Speaker 1: about it pretty often. I think I'm gonna give this
Speaker 1: a solid two weeks and if it still is like
Speaker 1: really bad, I'm gonna shave it all off.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well, okay, I want to say your first
Speaker 2: mistake was going to Supercuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, seventy bucks? What a deal?
Speaker 2: Do you ever go to super Cuts?
Speaker 3: Can you believe that? I thought it was great.
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be like two hundred bucks,
Speaker 1: but it was seventy.
Speaker 2: But super Cuts, yeah, they don't know how to. I
Speaker 2: don't want to crap on Supercuts.
Speaker 1: But she was so nice and she did say she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's a little more yellow than I thought it would be.
Speaker 1: Let's put you through one more session. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I've been sitting in this chair way too long. Get
Speaker 1: me out of here, here's your money, let's go.
Speaker 2: I don't go to Supercuts. Well, if you went to
Speaker 2: a well established not that Supercuts isn't well established.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watch your words here, but don't you knock
Speaker 1: my super Cuts down the street.
Speaker 2: They're the most But when you think of Supercuts, you
Speaker 2: think of people who have gone they Russian and they
Speaker 2: come back with like a botched haircut. And maybe that
Speaker 2: was just the nineties, but I still think that I
Speaker 2: still correlate it with that. If you went to you
Speaker 2: know where I get my hair done, you I'm out blonde.
Speaker 2: This is not you know, yellow blonde, You're gold gold.
Speaker 2: I like it Supercuts.
Speaker 1: My Supercuts girl did great. They're all getting their degrees
Speaker 1: from the same places. They've all been working in the
Speaker 1: field for the same amount of time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she obviously didn't do that well. If she was like, hey,
Speaker 4: I need to do know this session, You're like, I'm
Speaker 4: over it, I need to get out of here.
Speaker 1: Well, she was like, your hair is kind of light
Speaker 1: enough to where I think it only needs to have
Speaker 1: one session to lighten it to white. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh great, And then we did it and she took
Speaker 1: it off and she's like, oh be cause she said
Speaker 1: sometimes most times it takes two to three sessions, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I think you can get away with just one.
Speaker 1: And I was just like going, I getting I was
Speaker 1: questioning everything while I was sitting in that chair, and
Speaker 1: so I was just like, get me out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be interested to see what you looked
Speaker 2: like white.
Speaker 3: Should I go back and get it lighter?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're just gonna go bald, what's the point.
Speaker 3: So you're saying I should do it, then.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, if you're going bald, I agree.
Speaker 3: I do think white would look kind of cool.
Speaker 2: It looked different. It's just like it's yellow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yellow.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like a super Saiyan. Who
Speaker 1: super Saiyan?
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: You don't know Dragon ball z No, when Goku goes
Speaker 1: upgrades himself and he goes super sayan he goes from
Speaker 1: black hair to blonde hair.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I do feel bad for being on supercuts.
Speaker 3: But don't feel bad.
Speaker 4: I don't feel bad. They're fine, okay. Ah. I don't
Speaker 4: know what to say.
Speaker 3: So do you want to do this for your punishment?
Speaker 3: This is this is also an option for you.
Speaker 2: So with your dark hair, it'd be four hours, maybe longer.
Speaker 3: It would take a long time for your hair for sure.
Speaker 4: The real punishment would be me doing that at a Supercuts.
Speaker 1: That's that's where get your haircut out of Supercuts for
Speaker 1: the next year.
Speaker 3: That's your punishment.
Speaker 1: They're great, it's eighty dollars haircuts. That is, go in
Speaker 1: and leave the same day. It just guys haircuts are
Speaker 1: different than girl haircuts totally.
Speaker 2: But even with guy haircuts, I swear I've known maybe
Speaker 2: my brother used to go to Supercuts and he come
Speaker 2: back and he's like, why did I go there? It
Speaker 2: looks bad.
Speaker 4: They don't have the best you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean in my I guess. I guess now
Speaker 1: other think about it. I never like the way I
Speaker 1: look after I get a haircut. It's probably because I
Speaker 1: always go to Supercut. That's just a guy thing, though.
Speaker 1: I think I just don't. I think guys just don't.
Speaker 2: Like I don't think that's true. You try going to
Speaker 2: my girl, and I think you'd love it.
Speaker 3: I disagree. I think that guys hate their haircuts.
Speaker 1: Their fresh haircuts like a week until a week after
Speaker 1: when it grows in a little bit and you can
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that looks a little.
Speaker 2: Bit better, Jared, do you agree?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I hate when I first got a haircut, I think
Speaker 4: I look stupid. I think I look dumb. I think
Speaker 4: I'm hideous, and uh then it grows out a little
Speaker 4: bit and I'm like, all right, that's good, I can
Speaker 4: style it a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I just read on our rundown. Actually
Speaker 1: we have a new sponsor to the podcast and it's Supercuts.
Speaker 2: Oh shoot, yay.
Speaker 4: We love Supercuts.
Speaker 1: There every week is Supercuts, the same thing as sport Clips.
Speaker 3: I think they're different.
Speaker 1: I thought the same group, but there probably are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this was a Supercuts. They're great. Check them out.
Speaker 4: So yeah, what a way to end up podcast right there?
Speaker 4: My god, blonde hair, platinum blonde hair.
Speaker 3: Bro Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't really have any plans to share it with
Speaker 1: the world anytime soon. So this was this was even
Speaker 1: a surprise for me. Caitln's been pressuring me to show
Speaker 1: it all episodes so far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went golfing with his buddies and he wouldn't
Speaker 2: take his hat off, so they have no idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you should post before the episode comes
Speaker 4: out because I think you'll get really good engagement on
Speaker 4: the podcast. On you on your Instagram. I think you
Speaker 4: did a post on your Instagram.
Speaker 1: We're going to We're going to F one this weekend,
Speaker 1: so maybe I'll get a nice picture at F one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, are you gonna go white for F one?
Speaker 2: Are you going to stay old?
Speaker 3: Well? I don't have plans to do anything else. Okay,
Speaker 3: we just talked.
Speaker 4: You're going to become the guy who dies his hair
Speaker 4: something a different color, like every few months.
Speaker 3: I might be.
Speaker 1: This is my midlife crisis, do I My question with
Speaker 1: the girl and Supercluts Supercuts was do I bleach my
Speaker 1: eyebrows as well?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, you don't do that.
Speaker 2: So bleach just kills your hair. It's going to take
Speaker 2: a long time for your Oh I.
Speaker 1: Already feel the death in my hair. I can't like
Speaker 1: like running my running my fingers through it. It doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like my hair. It feel like I'm running it
Speaker 1: through like a wig or something. Yeah, all right, well
Speaker 1: that is gonna do it for this week's episode. Thank
Speaker 1: you guys for listening, and thank you guys for sending
Speaker 1: in those punishments. Jared.
Speaker 3: You have until Christmas?
Speaker 4: Yes, next week I'll make the decision, though, I'll announce
Speaker 4: what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you guys for listening. Thank you Caitlin for
Speaker 1: forcing me to take my hat off. Thank you to
Speaker 1: myself for just keeping things fresh around here.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, be sure to see it next week. Or maybe
Speaker 1: we suck just a little bit less.
Speaker 4: And maybe Dean's hair will be a different color.
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