WEBVTT - Fantasy Fails 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:03.480 Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean Aungler. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:06.880 Kylen Lurkey and Jared haven An iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:10.080 What is going on? Everybody? 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:12.640 Welcome to an all new episode of Help We Suck 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:16.599 At Being Newlyweds. This is Dean Bell, joined by Kaylen 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:18.959 Bell and Jared Habn somewhere off eating a sandwich in 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:22.319 the distance. But before anyone says anything, I have an 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:24.960 incredibly special announcement to make. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.680 Are you ready for this? 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:28.400 I'm ready. 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:34.400 Happy birthday to you, hah. 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:37.200 Be birthday to you. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:44.400 Happy birthday, Jay, I'm interested. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:49.040 Hay birthday to you. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:52.239 Thank you so much. That was wonderful. You guys have 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:55.320 just amazing voices my God, voices of angels right there. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:56.880 Thank you so much. I'm old. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:00.480 You're welcome, dude, Happy birthday. Voices of an angel, face 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:04.120 of an angel. And you've never looked younger, So congratulations. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.959 Happy birthday man. What's up? I mean, what are you 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:08.600 doing today? It's a big day? Thirty five? 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.160 Ashley sitting next to me, she's doing her makeup. What 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:16.240 are we doing today? I'm gonna go get We'll get now. 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:19.440 I guess I'm gonna go in a sauna nice. I 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.560 love Sauna's. So there's a place down the street that 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:25.679 offers like a infrared or something like that. So I'm 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:28.200 gonna go enjoy that a little bit later and then 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.679 probably just go get to some dinner and then that's 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:33.199 really it. Put up Christmas lights. Those are my favorite 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:35.119 favorite time of the year. I'm that guy I put 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.200 Christmas trees Christmas lights up before Thanksgiving? 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.040 Do you always do it on your birthday or is 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:41.200 this just a special treat? 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:45.000 No, just a special treat. I just do it whenever 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:46.959 I have time, really, whenever we have time. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.000 Sounds like one heck of a birthday. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:55.600 Thirty five actual, guys age, I mean, so, Dean, you're. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:02:00.920 Thirty yeah, twenty nine, thirty two, you're right, you nailed it. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.080 Oh you're you are thirty two, thirty two yesterday ninety one? 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.840 Oh wow, never mind. And then Kaylen, you're twenty nine. 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.799 Oh twenty eight, it's okay, twenty eight. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.480 I'm aging you. You're the resident senior of the group 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:15.880 here though, Yeah, dude, old man bro like, once you 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:17.760 get to thirty five, I mean, you're right behind me, 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.400 so I guess you're kind of in the same group. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:20.799 But then Caylen, once you get on the other side 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:23.440 of thirty, you're gonna be like, oh, no, great, happy birthday, 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.799 thank you so much, really appreciate it. You'll just get 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:26.480 on with my day. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.400 You want to know what I always think about whenever 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.800 I feel old, and it just makes me feel so 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:33.120 much older, is when I'm watching a football game or something, 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.680 and when you're twenty and you're watching these guys who 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.679 are twenty five to thirty five playing football, and you're like, oh, okay, cool, 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.320 they're older than I am. But now that we're in 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.920 our like mid to early thirties, you're looking at these 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.000 guys in the like twenty six and then they're like 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:47.720 talking about this running back who's been in the league 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:49.560 for ten years, he's thirty two years old, and how 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:51.519 he's like on the end of his career. And I'm like, wait, no, 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:53.040 I'm thirty two years old. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:54.000 That's me. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.520 Isn't so crazy? Whenever we watched football years ago, these 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:59.760 guys were always men, you know, there are always men 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.680 playing the game. And now I'm older than Patrick. I'm 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:05.280 much older than Patrick Mahomes. I'm older than Travis Kelsey. 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:08.840 Oh wow, how old is Travis he's got thirty thirty four. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:11.600 Oh thirty four, okay, I think so. And then Mahomes 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:13.880 has got to be twenty. Is he even thirty yet? 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.000 I would I would think he's under thirty. And then 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:18.520 Brady was like, you know, he played till he was old, 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:21.680 but he was like a freak of human nature. 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:23.880 And it's like, okay, well, I'm not a freaking human age. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.880 I feel closer to Brady's age. I'm not sure if 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.920 this is accurate, but I feel closer to Brady's age 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.200 than I do to Patrick mahomes age. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.320 Let us fact that it's real quick. You're eleven years 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:38.360 younger than Tom Brady, which is weird. Are now seven 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:39.800 years older than Mahomes? 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.520 Oh yeah, Okay, Seriously, technically speaking, I'm closer to Mahomes, 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.760 but I feel like I'm closer to Brady. 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.560 M I saw this TikTok the other day and it's like, 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:52.120 it's crazy how people in the two thousands are twenty 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.040 three and I was born Are people who were born 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.760 in the two thousand actually just two thousand or twenty three? 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.920 I was born in nineteen ninety nine, and it's crazy 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.000 how I'm also twenty three and That's how I feel. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:02.880 I was born in ninety five. I still feel twenty three. 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.440 When someone asked my age, I'm like, I'm twenty three. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.040 This is because you're a swifty No, I. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.280 Feel more like twenty five is where I stopped aging. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.080 Yeah, I just feel like two thousand and five was 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:14.720 ten years ago, and no matter what year it. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.560 Is, that's how I feel about two thousand and seven. 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:20.239 When did you graduate two thousand and nine? Two thousand 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:21.279 and five is are random yere for you? 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.800 It's just like mid two thousands always feels like it's that, 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:25.120 like that was a decade ago. 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.760 Yeah, twenty thirteen, I'm like, twenty thirteen was just a 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.960 couple of years ago, right, No, ten years ago. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:31.400 You want to know what I really hate? 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:31.919 What? 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:34.599 Just to get a little off tangent here, yep? I 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.240 hate when I make it smoothie in the morning and 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.960 it's going great, everything tastes delicious, and then you hit 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.359 a chunk, and you hit a chunk and I just 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.280 hid a huge chunk in my smoothie and I can 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:46.680 only all I want to do is go back and 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:48.400 reblend it. But I know that I can't because we're 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:49.200 in the middle of this now. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:54.400 I also think about chunk of like fruit. Chunk of 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:56.200 ice wouldn't be so bad. Chunk of fruit. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.280 I like, I could eat the chunk of fruit. But 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.280 then my teether all sensitive. What do I do? Can 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:02.719 we put this on hold and I'll go reblender? 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:06.719 You just suffer the chunk man. 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:09.719 On Jared's birthday. He would never want you for the birthday. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.159 He would never want this, you know. 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:16.040 Speaking of Dean being a baby about things, I texted 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:18.720 Dean a couple of days ago, said how's your leg? 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.080 And he texted me back and he goes, I'm fine. 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:26.440 Doctor thinks I'm being a baby. Yeah, dope, Please well elaborate. No, 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:27.480 let's talk about the leg. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.640 This is on top of to do list today because 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:31.800 I'm worried about you and going to Africa and then 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.680 you're going to be suffering. He's he's getting better. He's 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.440 been a little cranky still when the pain comes, a 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:42.200 little mean, a little cranky. 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.720 I was we were going to sleep and there was 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:46.760 a shooting pain at my leg, and I was like 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.719 I came out of nowhere and I was like, Kaylin, 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.720 my leg is killing me. Can you please go get 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:56.080 the heating pad, and she goes no, and I was like, 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.480 it's so much pain. I took it so personally. You know, 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.599 when you're in pain and someone laughs at you is 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:01.240 the most. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:06.320 When what happened, we're all joking around, goofing around, we're 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:08.520 watching suits, and then I was like, do you want 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.320 me to go get the heating pad because he like winced, 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:14.120 and he was like no, oh no, I'm fine, and 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:17.359 then suddenly like yells out like and I thought he 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.440 was joking because we were just joking around, and I 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.320 was like, oh, okay, fine, I'll go get the heating pad. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.120 I thought you were being dramatic. Little did I know 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.320 you're being serious. And as soon as I knew you 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:26.920 were serious, I went and got the heating pad. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:28.920 And I'm sorry that I was being a little mean 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:30.800 because you laughed at you. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:31.640 Laughed at my pain. 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:33.240 I thought you're joking. 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:36.120 Anyways, you know when you stub your toe or like 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:37.880 bunk your head and people are like laughing at you 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:38.200 and it. 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:40.719 Hurts, So it's the worst thing when someone last at 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.760 your pain. Yeah, I was just trying to explain my perspective. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:43.960 I thought you were being funny. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.920 You were The thing is my perspective. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.240 Yeah is right, Yeah. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:51.400 Sure, whatever, but it's just inflammation, we learned. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:53.520 Yeah, So I went to the doctor, I got an 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.400 X ray. Well, I went to the urgent care, which 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:56.760 I don't know are they doctors there? 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.000 So let me just backtrack real quick, because Deane said 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.599 twice on the podcast last week that urgent care can't 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.599 wreck can't refer you to an orthopedist, because that's what 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.080 our doctor said. Turns out they can. He went to 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.440 the urgent care, got the X ray, they referred him 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:11.200 to an orthopedist. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:12.720 What I think I should be telling the story. I 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:13.520 was there for all of it. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.280 Yeah, you want to, you tell the story. Thank you. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.040 I appreciate that. So I got the X ray. It 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:23.480 turns out urgent care doctors can refer you to orthopedists. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:24.080 Can you believe that? 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:25.040 Kalin can't believe it. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:25.560 Can't believe it. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.680 And he was like, everything looks fine in the X ray. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:30.480 What it probably is is a lot of inflammation. Have 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.320 you done any things lately that are out of the 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.240 norm for you? And I was like, oh, yeah, I 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.320 did a hundred perpees every night before I went to 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.400 bed in Hawaii with Ben Higgins and he was like, 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:40.240 I don't know what that means. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:41.360 But I was like, yeah, I've been working out a 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:42.680 little bit harder than normal, and. 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:45.800 He was yet, wait a minute, Yeah, why. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.800 Ben made me do a hundred perpose every night before 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:48.520 bed in Hawaii? 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:52.320 No, okay, Ben, he's a crazy man. It is crazy. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:55.960 We're blaming Ben for Dean's pain. Ben makes up these 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.920 crazy games each night we're in Hawaii. First one is 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:02.160 like Vokatila water and you have to guess. You have 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:04.080 to just take a shot and hope that it's water. 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:08.400 Next night it's a push up contest where they just 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.320 they pull black and red cards and they have to 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.240 guess if it's black or red, and if they're wrong, 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:14.840 they have to do ten push ups. Dean was consistently wrong. 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:16.840 Not good at that game. I'm bad at guessing. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:18.840 Then they got tired, their arms got tired, so we 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.440 started me and Jess would pick their workouts for them, 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:22.440 and they're. 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.360 You know, they're girls, and I feel like a girl 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:29.600 like navigates more towards leg workouts than arm workouts. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:31.480 Well, you got your arms were tired, so we were 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:33.760 doing legs to. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:35.319 Say, in general, girls gravitate more towards legs than arms. 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:40.319 Not me, Okay, you are. The burpies are just oh 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.320 my god, the wpies body and lower body. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:45.640 That's that's that's that's the worst thing you could possibly done. 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:47.800 You couldn't have then been like, hey, just do some 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:50.439 air squads. No, do burpies. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:51.960 No, I was being a little mean. I was one 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:52.840 who picked the burpees. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:54.880 And we're and we're drinking during this game too, so 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:57.920 like we're pretty drunk playing these this game we're working out, 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:00.040 which is just in the hotel room at like ten. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.160 Just didn't Ben wear Me and Jess are just watching 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:02.760 them work. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.920 Out, and I wanted to impress the chicks and Ben 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.040 obviously too, so I'm like going all out for these 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:10.079 like weird jump things, and I haven't jumped in four 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:12.599 and a half years since I broke my leg. And 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:14.960 then that's I think the root of all the pain, 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:16.600 even though it kind of it took like a whole 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.640 week to set in. So anyways, all that to say, 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.760 he said, it's probably just inflammation. He says, I'm going 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.959 to send you to your information to the orthopedists, and 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:27.360 if they call you, it's bad. If they don't call you, 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.440 it's fine. They called you, and they called me yesterday. 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:34.520 I didn't answer. You didn't tell me that it's feeling better, though, indeed, 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.000 I'm going calling back today that you said that's the 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.280 top of the do list, and you were right, it 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:39.960 is the top. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.280 Of the I thought they were just referring you. I 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:42.880 didn't know that something bad is going on. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:44.920 Well he said that, but I do think I don't 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:46.679 think it's serious. I think they're just probably trying to 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.480 set up something so they can get some money from me, 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:50.599 like whether it's an MRI or an X ray or 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.920 something like that. But moral of the story is it 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:57.199 was it wasn't loosening hardware. We don't think it's a 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:58.760 torn laboram. But I do want to get an MRI 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:00.559 just to kind of confirm all of all of the 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.960 things as being untrue. So yeah, that's where we're at. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:05.400 That's where we're at with the leg pain, and it's 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.559 feeling a lot better. Thank you, Thank you for texting me, Jair. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:08.559 That meant a lot to hear from you. 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.440 You don't need to thank you. Ah, Well, that's good 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.400 to know. But also I guess it still could be 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.599 bad because you don't know what's going on. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.360 Bone wise, everything's good. Muscle wise. Might be a little 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:21.040 bit different. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.839 Bone wise, muscle wise, that's good. So it doesn't look 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.920 like you're going to lose the leg. That's the important thing. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:26.199 The leg is staying on for now. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.559 For now, like staying on. That's good. So you're not 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:31.080 hobbling up a mountain. Yeah. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.160 Oh, I did want to talk about something about you guys. 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.760 So you are putting up Christmas decorations today because Kaylin's 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.480 been asking me to pull the Christmas decorations down from 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:39.880 the attic. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.640 Yeah, and I noticed that you also posted something about 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:47.000 your story, Jared. I growing up, my mom would not 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.640 put the Christmas tree out until the day after Thanksgiving. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:53.280 And I'm like, that's not enough time. So it's our house. Yeah, 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:54.240 we make the rules. 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.800 Wait, Oh I serious saying yeah December one is what 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:58.480 I but I agree it's a lot of work and 0:10:58.559 --> 0:10:59.400 so you kind of want it up. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:10:59.760 To be longer. 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:01.720 Yeah, it is a lot of work just for a month, 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:03.760 So I want it up today. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:05.560 Ok, Okay, I'll take it down. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:07.000 You can say I think you should put it up today. 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:09.560 Yeah. So you and Ashley, it's like a couples thing 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.640 that you guys do this together the tree. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:13.880 Yeah, I mean most of the time we're just fighting 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:20.079 our way through it. But it is crazy how it's 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:26.120 just it's it's comical how like we just like, for example, 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:31.440 I'm putting up garland around the banister and it's about 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.760 fifteen or sixteen steps, so it's a pretty long banister, 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.760 and she pulls out. The problem is Ashley just always 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:42.480 thinks she's right she and she'll she always she'll make 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:46.760 assumptions on things. So there's a couple boxes of Christmas 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.960 decorations and I open up one and she's like, oh, 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.840 this is definitely the garland that goes around the banister. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:52.120 Yep. 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.079 I remember these are the bows because I like these bows. 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.240 And I'm like, all right, perfect. So I put the garland. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:58.000 It only takes me about twenty twenty five minutes, but 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:01.120 just like go through each of the you know, winding around, 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:02.880 make sure it looks good, blah blah blah blah blah. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:06.679 So I get done and she's like, oh, it looks good. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:08.600 I'm like, yeah, it looks good too. I open up 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.599 the next box and there's more garland in there, and 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:13.560 then I'm like, oh, ash this one's kind of long 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.800 for just around the house and she goes, oh, no, 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:19.199 this is the one that's supposed to be around the banister. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:23.160 And I'm like, you said. She's like, I know, but no, 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.360 I got confused because of this, And I'm like, Ashley, 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.640 just a minute, just say you were wrong and I 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.360 won't get so mad. And she's like, fine, I was wrong, 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:32.199 but you need to do it all over again. Oh 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:36.079 I'm like, oh, you son of a bitch. So of course, 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:37.920 after like a moment of like me going to the 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:41.280 bathroom and be like, god, damn it, I you know, 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.640 I take down I just put like Christmas music on, 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:47.480 take down the bay the garland that I just worked 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:49.120 so hard for like a half hour. Forty five minutes 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:51.000 doesn't really seem that long. It's not that long when 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:53.079 I verbalize it, but in the moment, thirty forty five 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.720 minutes is a long time. Put Christmas decorations up. Yeah, 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:57.560 and then you know, just put it, did it all 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:58.880 over again, and then thirty. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.520 Minutes down, thirty minutes back up. So really it's an 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.199 hour and a half at that point adds up. 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:07.200 But h and the problem is she is so ocd 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:13.000 about the interior decor of Christmas where I'm much more 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:18.439 of like your CVS plastic Mickey Mouse, Peanuts type Christmas. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:22.760 I like different colors. I like it like feeling very 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.400 cozy and nineties like. I love the aesthetic of a 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.839 really beautiful Christmas as well. So I'm all for just 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:31.200 white lights and this beautiful like she just put up 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.719 a little talent on the mantle and it's all like 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:38.319 very very nice wooden houses. But I'm also the guy 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.199 who loves, you know, the little fake ice rink with 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.360 like the little ring, like the little people going around 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.480 that's obviously battery operated, like twickle lights on top, and 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:49.360 I love that stuff. But she's like, Jared, that's not happening. 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:51.680 This is the way it's going to look inside. I'm like, Okay, 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.400 I can accept that. She's like, you can have your 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:58.480 way outside. I was like, and I just reiterated yesterday. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.439 I said, I'm just reiterating rate Now I get to 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:04.760 do whatever I want to outside. She goes yup and 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.800 I said, okay, so outside. Over the next couple of weeks, 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:11.400 my plan is to make this look like Chris's vacation, 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.960 and it's going to be extravagant, over the top and ridiculous, 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:19.280 just to really prove, like prove home the point that 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:21.280 it's being like you can't say anything? 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:21.920 Actually, are you. 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.800 Talking about snow globes and like all of those? 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.240 Oh, I already have a twenty five foot blow up grinch. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:29.360 It's ready to go. 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:33.320 And she has no idea, no, she knows, and she's 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.600 biting her tongue like I'm going to I'm going to 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.360 test her. This is really what it comes down to. 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.840 So I'm a kutrarian. I like to like push buttons 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:42.240 a little bit. I know that doesn't seem like my 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:48.240 my my personality, but I'm going to just like really 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:49.840 go over the top and be like, hey, remember when 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.720 you said you promised you weren't going to say anything. Well, 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:56.720 this twelve foot sanna and reindeer set that's going off 0:14:56.800 --> 0:15:00.840 the roof will be attached tomorrow, so just be prepared 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:02.760 for it. I'm very excited. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.720 And are you gonna do all these yourself? Because walking 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:06.400 on the roof sounds a little scary? 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:08.360 I got it, it's goy don'where about it. 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:09.840 Just don't hurt yourself, man, it's. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:10.280 Gonna be good. 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:24.680 Going back to the wreath, I have a suggestion for you. 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:28.080 Have you seen those QR Garland, Yes, have you seen 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:30.560 those QR codes? So you like take a photo of 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.000 what's in it, you label it, and then you stick 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:36.160 a sticker QR code and you scan it. So every 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:37.760 year you're like, oh, this is the one that goes 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:38.320 on the banister. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.480 I don't like that. I don't like that because it's like, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:41.880 why not just write out what's in there? 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:44.920 Because it's a photo. You see the photo. I don't know. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:49.680 You're right, three, you're right, But I was thinking about 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.560 it for my clothes. I want to know where my 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:53.000 winter coats are. I want to know where my. 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:55.360 Winter coats. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.600 Yeah, yeah, it's almost more. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:00.400 I don't know. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.520 I've seen that same video and TikTok multiple times, and 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:04.920 every time I see it, I'm like that just it seems. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:05.040 Like you're. 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:08.160 Just put a sticker on your box. 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.280 This is the of the stairway Garland. 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:11.680 Yeah. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:13.240 Do you hang Christmas lights? 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:14.920 Me? 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.320 Yes, yeah, of course. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:19.640 I mean I'm gonna hand Christmas clos We put the 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:22.440 tree up so we're not getting we get a fake tree. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:24.360 We have a fake tree that we bought last year 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:27.120 for the house. And it's like, I don't know seven feet. 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:29.200 It's pretty big. It's nice, and we put that up 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:31.120 and we're just decorating right now, and then I like 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:32.920 getting a real tree because I want a real tree 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:34.760 in the house. We're going to get that upstairs. But 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.600 the problem is because we're going to her house for 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.760 Thanksgiving and then we're going to La with you guy 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:42.560 at the beginning of December. I'm not gonna put a 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:46.120 real tree in the house until we're home, so the 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.040 real tree won't be going up until like December third, 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:50.960 or fourth, or whenever the hell were at that point. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:51.960 What's the what's the point? 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.120 Yeah, oh, it's still a point. There's three weeks and 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:55.880