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Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft

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Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

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Speaker 1: another Jebel Mota on the twenties toy. I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five coffee. How can I help you? Yeah? Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with the manager, Danielle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is her. Oh hey Danielle, how are you. My

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Speaker 1: name is Bert Cummings. Your friend Tasha said I should

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Speaker 1: give you a call about a job opening. Oh yes, Hi,

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Speaker 1: thanks for calling. You're welcome. So can you tell me

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Speaker 1: a little bit about it? Yeah? You know, it's pretty simple.

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Speaker 1: We have a job opening as a barista that hours

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Speaker 1: are from six to noon. That's pretty much it. Do

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Speaker 1: you have any experience doing that? No? I don't, but

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Speaker 1: it can't be very hard, so I'm interested. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean, Well, you can't be hot, you pour coffee

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Speaker 1: for people and take a rocket scienceist to do that?

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Speaker 1: Does it? No? I mean it's a it's more complex

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Speaker 1: than that. I mean there's a lot that you have

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Speaker 1: to do. Actually know, I used to be a manager

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Speaker 1: at a pizza place. So okay, well that's great. I

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Speaker 1: had like a staff of eight employees. Fantastic. Well, we're

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Speaker 1: not looking for a manager, we're looking for a barista.

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that to let you know that

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Speaker 1: I could probably figure out the briefa thing. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's actually quite different. You're not going to be managing people.

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Speaker 1: You actually have to listen to people. So I would

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Speaker 1: actually be your boss and be telling you what to do,

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Speaker 1: and you'd be that's fine. You're not going to really

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Speaker 1: have to tell me what to do. I can understand

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Speaker 1: how to pour coffee, but I get it. I get that.

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Speaker 1: I'll be not the manager, although I did used to

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Speaker 1: be a manager. Yeah, I understand that. You've said that already.

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Speaker 1: How many employees do you have there? We have a

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Speaker 1: rotating staff on each ship. There's about six people. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I used to manage it. Again, you've said that, We've

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Speaker 1: already heard that. Can we please move on from your

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Speaker 1: previous manager experience and talk about what you have to

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Speaker 1: offer us? Sure? So, if you were one of our baristas,

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Speaker 1: you'd have to know about all the different types of

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Speaker 1: drinks we serve, the Lingo coffee and coffee Oh yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious. All right. There's actually a lot of very

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Speaker 1: specific intricacies that go into each drink and beverage that

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Speaker 1: we serve. You know, when I was managing that one

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Speaker 1: place at eight employees and all different kinds of pizza. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what is your deal? All right? You're not You're clearly

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Speaker 1: not calling for a job interview. You're just calling fight

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Speaker 1: with me. I need a job. There's really nothing better

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Speaker 1: out there, so I thought i'd apply to be a

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Speaker 1: coffee maker, barista whatever you call it. It's not whatever

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Speaker 1: you call it, it's a barista. And I'll have you

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Speaker 1: know it takes a lot of skill to become a

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Speaker 1: good barista. You mean, like sometimes I'll have to pour

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Speaker 1: milk in the coffee. I can do that. I can

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Speaker 1: do that. You know what We're done? All right? I

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Speaker 1: don't want to talk to you anymore. You're a I

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Speaker 1: don't even know why I've engaged that. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: where you're getting so mad at me. I called you

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Speaker 1: because I heard you were hiring. I would be a

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Speaker 1: valuable addition to your team. Are you joking right now?

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Speaker 1: You would not be valuable. This is the worst interview

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Speaker 1: I've ever had in my entire life. How can you

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Speaker 1: can even call it that? How could I not be valuable?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard my prior experience. I

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Speaker 1: don't even do not even don't you dare say it

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Speaker 1: that I was a manager? Oh my god, can you

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Speaker 1: shut the hell up about your pizza place. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're not getting. I'm saying, pouring coffee should

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Speaker 1: be simple for me. I'm just trying to talk myself

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Speaker 1: up a bit. You're talking yourself down, is what you're doing,

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Speaker 1: all right, It's very difficult to make a good cup

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Speaker 1: of coffee. Pizza is slapping ingredients on top of dough,

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Speaker 1: and it has you. You're not going to be managing

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Speaker 1: I would be managing you, and clearly I can't do

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Speaker 1: that because well, yeah, because you're a hothead. I'm a hothead?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Yeah? Your management skills are very bad.

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Speaker 1: I have to tell you that. Oh really, oh oh really,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I'm so upset that you think I'm

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Speaker 1: a bad manager. You know, when I was managing eight

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Speaker 1: employees at the pizza place, I never once raised my voice,

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Speaker 1: never shut up, and I would have never cussed at

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Speaker 1: my employees. I'm not your employee, all right, I'm not

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Speaker 1: your employee. If you want, maybe you could give me

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Speaker 1: a job to train you to be a better manager.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe Tasha recommended you. I mean, you are

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Speaker 1: the biggest imbecile. I've talked to you in like a decade. Well,

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Speaker 1: Tasha didn't recommend me for the interview. Yeah she did.

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Speaker 1: She told me, no, she actually recommended you for a

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Speaker 1: phone tap. What. Yeah, this is actually Jewil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious, Yes, it's a joke. Your friend Tasha

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Speaker 1: set you up. I feel like such a Dirk right now.

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Speaker 1: She said you were looking for a new employee, and

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Speaker 1: I figured I would apply. Oh you were the words.

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Speaker 1: Hey did I mention the thing about me managing a

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Speaker 1: pizza pa? Just stop? Oh my god. Week of every

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Speaker 1: morning with jive