WEBVTT - Drew is target individual

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Because you have

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<v Speaker 1>that big ass fucking laptop on your lap.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the biggest one possible.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. That's what I'm like, why is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you have it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's some things on here that we need to

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<v Speaker 2>talk Okay, yeah, there's some things on here that.

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<v Speaker 1>Your search history. We're gonna go through it and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly we could.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can I type something in and see what

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<v Speaker 1>pops up?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me do it first.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you don't know what I'm gonna look up? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you looking up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? We're good looking up gay and looking up for

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that site has been visited before.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what's the link? I would like to read it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's crazy. It just got it says huge in

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<v Speaker 2>it though I can never and it's talking about breasts,

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<v Speaker 2>big fucking knock.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never get over Bronson's us talking about Sirchistor and

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<v Speaker 1>me being like, yeah, I hate when someone takes my

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<v Speaker 1>phone because like the links will pop up, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you were just like, why don't you use incognito? And

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<v Speaker 1>that changed my life?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>And people because I never did that before.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I don't really use incognito because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not into damaging my brain, because porn is really

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<v Speaker 2>damaging and like its conviction, and y'all all need fucking help.

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<v Speaker 2>But you've never partaken that. But I can clock someone

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<v Speaker 2>who is an avid porn viewer by opening their phone

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<v Speaker 2>and gard as far and not even typing in a letter.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it's incognito mode, they watch a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>fucking porn because a lot of people just leave there,

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<v Speaker 2>just use incognito mode as their search.

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<v Speaker 1>They know somebody who does that. We both are very

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<v Speaker 1>close to somebody who doesn't know and you know who?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I know? If you yeah, like you need to

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<v Speaker 2>be slicker with the way you view your p word,

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<v Speaker 2>well I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just buy it analogue. I believe in consuming magazines and

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<v Speaker 1>then looking at pictures and leaving the rest of my

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<v Speaker 1>to my imagination. But I also do this thing where

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<v Speaker 1>I just I make my own zines and there used

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<v Speaker 1>to pictures of you when you're not looking, And then

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<v Speaker 1>I look at those and I let my imagination room

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<v Speaker 1>and I think of the nights we've spent.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you using the shower camera?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Oh my god, how do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I installed it?

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<v Speaker 1>I know but like I didn't know you knew I

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<v Speaker 1>had access to it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, whatever freaking me out right now, you're really scaring me.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have this big fucking contraption on your lap?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I did.

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<v Speaker 1>We should put a sticker over that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I literally I literally thought about that, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like no, like Apple respect, like give me money,

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<v Speaker 2>But I thought no, no, no. I got one of

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<v Speaker 2>those ancestry ancestry DNA reports done. Yeah, I got one

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<v Speaker 2>of those ancestry DNA reports done. Uh to find out

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<v Speaker 2>like what I am obviously like I'm cracker, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>literally one cracker, Like it's what it is, Like, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but what's up on top of that? I guy is

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<v Speaker 2>like dying. But on top of that, I found out

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<v Speaker 2>about this thing called Prometheas. I think that's how you

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<v Speaker 2>say it. But you take the DNA data that ancestry

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<v Speaker 2>dot com extracts and it you like you can download

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<v Speaker 2>it as a text file and then you can upload

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<v Speaker 2>that text and it's like, I mean, it's all of

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<v Speaker 2>your DNA like all other exactly. It's crazy. But you

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<v Speaker 2>can install it or you can upload it into prometheas.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a few people I could do that test on,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, because all.

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<v Speaker 2>That spit was trapped in your crevices.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, while you were talking, I had a moment where

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna butt in and make a really stupid joke,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I bit the fuck out of my tongue

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like, I shouldn't interrupt. Then you're explaining something,

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<v Speaker 1>and then no, and I was listening, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to juggle the joke that I had in my

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<v Speaker 1>head before I forgot it and listening, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>thought about it and I was like, the joke only

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<v Speaker 1>made sense in that moment, and that's why I had

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<v Speaker 1>to cut in, because now it's like not as funny

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<v Speaker 1>as it could have been, but the joke was, and

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<v Speaker 1>now I just have to say it. The joke was

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<v Speaker 1>when you were like, oh my god, Kai's over there dying,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was gonna be like, oh, for you audio listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>When he says that Kai's not actually on screen dying,

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<v Speaker 1>He's just like laughing really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to make like an old

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<v Speaker 2>joke like over there dying because he's like eighty six

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<v Speaker 2>or so.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just gonna like just for people who maybe

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand that phrase, like I don't want to like

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<v Speaker 1>if someone's driving there, Oh my god, Cuy's dying. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to like switch over to visual, Like he's not dying.

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<v Speaker 1>He's When we say that, we mean like he's laughing

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<v Speaker 1>so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when I say like I'm dead as fuck, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>dead as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyone who's eight million years old listening and cous.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So prometheer Is takes that DNA data and tells

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<v Speaker 2>you like based off of specific like whatever they're fucking called.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't ask me questions about it. It's beyond my head.

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<v Speaker 2>But like it goes through each DNA strands and it

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<v Speaker 2>finds like the markers in your DNA that like show

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<v Speaker 2>higher risk for certain things, and it's like it's good

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<v Speaker 2>bad and just like whatever and like it like which

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually funny because I have it just highlighted on

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<v Speaker 2>bad and mail is popping up, which is interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>But like you being a male.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is bad, but guys, like it's over for me,

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<v Speaker 2>like you really thought like I thought it was blood cloths,

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<v Speaker 2>like I thought it was black mold, like I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was like anything else other than this. But like

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<v Speaker 2>it's so like I'm down bad, like I might.

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<v Speaker 1>Much worse than we could have ever imagined.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally like might not make it.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is, I just don't like I believe in science,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know that I believe in this because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Okay, one, it's insane that like your data

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<v Speaker 1>is just out there after doing that one thing to

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<v Speaker 1>buy this information from someone else. But two, bitch, if

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<v Speaker 1>I was running this business, I would lie.

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<v Speaker 2>It's deleted in forty five days. Oh really yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>that's why I did it because I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not doing all that, but this is so bad. So guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how much longer we're gonna be able

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<v Speaker 2>to do this podcast for because like this is really

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<v Speaker 2>really bad. But it says significantly increased approximately twenty times

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<v Speaker 2>more than the average person risk for a rare B

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<v Speaker 2>cell lymphoma.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch, I don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I literally like what you said, cancer, I have

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<v Speaker 2>twenty times higher risk of getting B cell cancer. This

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<v Speaker 2>is it's like so bad, Like yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And you don't have like you don't you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that you have.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably already bruin in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this is the equivalent to like reading someone's charts

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<v Speaker 1>have a bad day today, but we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying today that I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>so bad for me, because like this is literally like

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<v Speaker 2>looking at how I'm going to die basically because there's

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<v Speaker 2>more shit on here, Like I have an increased risk

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<v Speaker 2>for type two diabetes, like a generational risk.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we kind of knew that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like we I have that.

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<v Speaker 1>You literally your body physically can't digest any meal. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a like ten calories and.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to sleep immediately. I got a five point seven

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<v Speaker 2>times increased risk for thyroid cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's what's a thyroid? It's in your throat right right? Oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I know how you got the throat one.

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<v Speaker 2>This one's crazy. I got a six point two times

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<v Speaker 2>increased risk of developing prostate cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, now how you go that one's.

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<v Speaker 2>This one says and it read me to filth that

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<v Speaker 2>I probably have scaly skin patches, which is.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like you're kind of ugly. You might die from cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is the greatest information I have ever gotten

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<v Speaker 2>in my life, and it quite literally might be the

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<v Speaker 2>only reason why. Yeah, and it says unlikely to go bald, not.

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<v Speaker 1>If I have anything to do with it, not as

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<v Speaker 1>long as you're living with me. Because when I hit

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<v Speaker 1>it in the back, I ripped that hair. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's such a bad habit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also going to get breast cancer probably at something.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it does. Yeah, I just don't find this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of jokes funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Ummm wait, there's some more shit age related mascular degeneration.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're gonna get authritis probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, actually everybody, I have a four time

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<v Speaker 2>risk for rheumatoid arthritis. And it just says in Caucasians.

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<v Speaker 1>Why does everybody not get authritis? And with age you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of just get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Not everybody. Rheumatward arthritis is like you can get arthritis

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<v Speaker 2>and that's just like I think general aches and pains, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just general like with age, but rheumatoid arthritis is like

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<v Speaker 2>a disease. I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's like really fucking your shit up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're like down.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine not being able to finger yourself, bro, Like damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that does.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you have the technology to do it with

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<v Speaker 1>other things. God made so many things.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm trying to get where because you can just

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<v Speaker 2>highlight all the good stuff. But it's not freaking popping.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no good stuff, dude. That's the thing is

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<v Speaker 1>like there's no way to highlight it because there's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>good in your future. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally this says the only one I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>It says you should kill yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know. This one says like I have like

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<v Speaker 2>an abnormally large penis, and like big fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, because I don't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>This one actually does say that, like my brain is

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<v Speaker 2>really massive, and that like it probably goes over.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to see.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like like everything I say and that like you're

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<v Speaker 2>really misunderstood and like just things like that, like just generally.

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<v Speaker 1>Misunderstand it got that from your DNA. How would they

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<v Speaker 1>know that? Don't Drew has issues? Dude. The things Drew

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<v Speaker 1>spends money on, I don't understand. Like if you were

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<v Speaker 1>ever wondering what Drew spends his money on, it's ship

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<v Speaker 1>like that and this, and I think that's like a

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<v Speaker 1>really good in rocks.

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<v Speaker 2>Rocks and bugs. This okay for the girls that don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm sure a few of y'all out.

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<v Speaker 1>There, this is like an insane show.

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<v Speaker 2>This is called a duo on And like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>a few episodes ago, I am like so incredibly down bad,

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<v Speaker 2>and like I'm really addicted to Pokemon Go right now.

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<v Speaker 2>This connects via Bluetooth to your Pokemon Go app, and

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<v Speaker 2>while you're driving or walking, you don't even have to

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<v Speaker 2>open the Pokemon Go app. It just spins the stops

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<v Speaker 2>and catches the pokemon for you. Guess how much this

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<v Speaker 2>was for all that convenience? Too much? How much?

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<v Speaker 1>I know? So I can't say.

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<v Speaker 3>I would guess seventy bucks?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that was actually really good, really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess were ten dollars lower? It was eighty fucking dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's for convenience and no.

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<v Speaker 1>For convenient Let me see if that's that feels like?

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<v Speaker 2>Even make that joke, because it literally feels like it's

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<v Speaker 2>should be three bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this you could have got this on shean, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But it probably would have hacked my Pokemon Go account.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know this isn't hacking your phone? This

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<v Speaker 1>is just collecting data, like you're What doesn't make sense

0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:08.360
<v Speaker 1>is you're somebody who's so scared of being surveillanced and watched,

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<v Speaker 1>but then you openly and willingly carry a data collecting

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<v Speaker 1>thing in your pocket. So that you can have digital

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<v Speaker 1>Pokemon on your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>I am a targeted individual, but we all know this already.

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking about that the other day with somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, there was an error where Drew

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely thought and at first I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is another one of his like when he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>he has blood cloths, like he thinks he's like like

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<v Speaker 1>has an ear infection or something. But there was a

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<v Speaker 1>time where Drew genuinely was convinced he was being followed

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<v Speaker 1>and stocked, which again doesn't make sense because no offense boring.

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<v Speaker 2>Person wouldn't want all this.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't think it's not like a sexual.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing, though it was. It was like they want me

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking bad. No, it was more of like I

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<v Speaker 2>knew too much, Like I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Too but what do you know that any other schizophrenic

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<v Speaker 1>person with a TikTok account doesn't know? Like what did

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<v Speaker 1>you know versus those people?

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<v Speaker 3>Not much?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, like it's it's it's really bad. No. I was

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<v Speaker 2>literally just like, actually I really thought I was like

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<v Speaker 2>being followed or the universe was sending me signs and

0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:14.920
<v Speaker 2>ship through like fucking blinkers and lights that were out

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<v Speaker 2>on vehicles, like headlights. When I was driving at night.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really really scary because I'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's another one, there's another one, there's another one, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was it was abnormal. There were way more than normal,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what is this telling me?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, if you think about it, it was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>during COVID time. So in my head that makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, people are less likely to want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to a shop or like get their shit fixed.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, what it was is it was the higher powers

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<v Speaker 2>telling me not to sit on the left side of

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<v Speaker 2>the vehicle because that's car. A car is going to

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<v Speaker 2>hit me.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why you were a passenger, Princess, not because

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't have a car and you're bad at driving,

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<v Speaker 1>but because the higher powers were telling you that you

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<v Speaker 1>need to sit the passengers.

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<v Speaker 2>You knew, you know it, But yeah, I was. I

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<v Speaker 2>was a targeted individual for a while. I'm not anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that light that shines the like camera

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<v Speaker 1>thing that shines in our backyard doesn't make sense, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming that's like a mini five G tower so

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<v Speaker 1>I can watch more tiktoks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, that's all take it is weird. And they

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<v Speaker 2>were working on it the other day and the workers

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<v Speaker 2>were all really sketchy and looking at us. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it is like a camera or like a light our censor,

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<v Speaker 2>like facing into our backyard, but like what we.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't get from that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's direct?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing in the back Yeah, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing that?

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, you don't want to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my nails are so fucking brittle and than right now,

0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.720
<v Speaker 2>I feel so emasculated, like like when I when my

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<v Speaker 2>nails get cut or I buy my nails too short,

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<v Speaker 2>it makes me like five percent weaker, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how to describe it, but when my nails go

0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.920
<v Speaker 2>when they're after being long and I cut them short,

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<v Speaker 2>like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel you don't live in a primitive time where you

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<v Speaker 1>need strong nails.

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<v Speaker 2>Though I know well I climb tree stick a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think like I think even if your nails

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<v Speaker 1>were strong, would they help you climb trees? Imagine putting

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<v Speaker 1>all your weight on your nails.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I really don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think porta potties are like remember how you

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<v Speaker 1>keep talking about barbarian things that we do. Porta potties

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<v Speaker 1>are so barbarian and weird. I've always felt so weirded

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<v Speaker 1>out by them. They are so nasty, like there has

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<v Speaker 1>to be a better system. It's just shit and piss

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there and you go in the sun, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you go, and you spray your piss on top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>All the particles are like bouncing up, all the bacterias

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<v Speaker 1>bouncing up right into your hole. You're gonna die, You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna catch something. Like I would rather piss on the

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<v Speaker 1>street than piss in a porta potty. I also would

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<v Speaker 1>just like to piss in public in general.

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<v Speaker 2>Me too. I would like to see you do that too,

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<v Speaker 2>can you you want to see me?

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<v Speaker 1>Papa Squad?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would really like that. Actually, no, yeah, port

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<v Speaker 2>potties are really scary, and they give me bad fucking vibes,

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<v Speaker 2>like even beyond just like the shit and his stingch

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<v Speaker 2>like in there, like literally just like the energy it

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<v Speaker 2>gives off. I'm like some weird shd.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's never a light in there, even when it's

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<v Speaker 1>in a dark place. It's like fully dark, and they

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<v Speaker 1>make the plastic thin enough that a little light seeks through,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just like they make it dark in there,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't look directly into the hole that you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing your business in because then everybody will step back

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, this is the weirdest thing ever. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why they don't put lights in porta potties, is

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<v Speaker 1>because they don't want you to see exactly what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on in there. Also, you are a fucking maniac if

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<v Speaker 1>you're going in there and tagging a porta potty on

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<v Speaker 1>the inside, that marker now is carrying like a new

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<v Speaker 1>strain of virus that's gonna kill like the whole population.

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<v Speaker 2>That might be their goal.

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<v Speaker 1>That might be the goal, Yeah, but they're really gross

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<v Speaker 1>and they scare me. Also, these little water contraptions that

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<v Speaker 1>you step on to wash your hands that they've like

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<v Speaker 1>invented in the past five years. Before that, there was

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to wash your hands outside of a porta potty,

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<v Speaker 1>which is really fucking nasty. But also like the water

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in there is just like this freaks me out

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, there's no way there's enough water in

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<v Speaker 1>here to sustain watching washing this many people's hands. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm convinced that the water in there is being just

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<v Speaker 1>like recycled and we're all washing each other's water, our

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<v Speaker 1>hands with like pissed water.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know those. I think those were like a

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<v Speaker 2>really really great invention. It was a reactionary invention.

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<v Speaker 1>Though they need a mirror on it or something. Though

0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.600
<v Speaker 1>also when mirror like bathrooms don't have mirrors. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure I've said this, but it literally feels like a

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<v Speaker 1>death sentence. Like, man, it feels like I'm being thrown

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<v Speaker 1>into an asylum.

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<v Speaker 2>Candy Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what that movie is about? A mirror?

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<v Speaker 2>But if you say candy Man three times into a mirror,

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<v Speaker 2>it pops up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so it's like Bloody Mary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, so they replaced Bloody Mary with a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Candy Man is candy Yeah, candy Man is the one

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<v Speaker 2>with the hooks.

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<v Speaker 1>And did you see that movie?

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it like twenty years ago, Like my dad

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<v Speaker 2>loved that.

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<v Speaker 1>Movie for some reason. Candy Man sounds like a new

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<v Speaker 1>movie to me.

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<v Speaker 2>They remade it. Oh okay, yeah, but the old one

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<v Speaker 2>there was like a scene where he was like covered

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<v Speaker 2>in bees or something, and it scarred me for life.

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<v Speaker 2>We are are we taught to be afraid of bees?

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<v Speaker 2>Or are we just like? Is it prime? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it in?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it might be natural human instinct, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like in school they taught us like what bugs

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<v Speaker 1>to be scared of. Was that your fucking Pokemon thing

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<v Speaker 1>talking to you? Yeah, it's speak as a speaker on it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can you play music off that thing?

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I can out listen listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen eighty seven Pokemon hot.

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<v Speaker 2>It kind of keeps track of everything I've done, and

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<v Speaker 2>since I've gotten it, ninety seven Pokemon stops visited. That's incredible.

0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, your bag is full, That's what I just told you,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not going to be collecting anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me's wrong with that speaker? I have to put it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you just turn it off? You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to stop catching Pokemon?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Yeah, I'm going to keep it on to catch

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<v Speaker 2>all of the race Pokemon in our vicinity.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, something is seriously you're wrong with you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's up and it stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw Drake and it actually for once, I was

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<v Speaker 1>actually not for once. Two people I've seen live performing

0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:17.040
<v Speaker 1>who have actually made me feel like I had a

0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:19.040
<v Speaker 1>prank being played on me was Doja Cat at the

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<v Speaker 1>Heaven event in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>She's part of the Illuminati.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know, I'm not kidding. I'm I genuinely I

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<v Speaker 1>rarely am stepping back and I'm like, this is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's not true. Every time I see a famous

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<v Speaker 1>person and see the way people interact with them, I

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely feel like a prank is being pulled on me

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<v Speaker 1>because I can't believe that our human brains are like

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<v Speaker 1>that intrigued with a random fucking person, and it really

0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:45.040
<v Speaker 1>freaks me out. And two, it literally makes me step

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<v Speaker 1>back and I'm like, this is holly weird. Like I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand the people with like twenty likes on TikTok

0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:51.720
<v Speaker 1>who are like going off and going on a rant.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how the Drake concert made me feel. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to explain it to you because I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to stay it on the podcast. He scares the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>out of me. Something really sinister.

0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:01.280
<v Speaker 2>I need him on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have sex with him, though, do not if

0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:06.359
<v Speaker 1>you're hearing this, I will have sex with you, like

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<v Speaker 1>no questions, because I will say. He did come down

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<v Speaker 1>like near where we were standing, where our tickets were,

0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:15.800
<v Speaker 1>and I saw him and the way my like, I

0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:19.439
<v Speaker 1>like was like, oh my god, whoa uh Hi Like

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<v Speaker 1>the way I felt, I felt like a teenage girl.

0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:26.359
<v Speaker 1>But then the second he was on stage, like the

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<v Speaker 1>second he was like ten feet away and I saw

0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:31.000
<v Speaker 1>him touching everyone's hands and everybody yelling at him. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this is the weirdest thing I've ever witnessed.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's not necessarily a commentary on like fan culture,

0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:41.000
<v Speaker 1>but more like he like something something is happening, something

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<v Speaker 1>really scary is happening. The concert felt really weird. I

0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:45.760
<v Speaker 1>was so happy. I had to get high because I

0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:48.720
<v Speaker 1>was high at the Doge Cat Heaven thing and I

0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:51.120
<v Speaker 1>felt like she was playing a prank on me when

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<v Speaker 1>I was there, Like that's the only way I could

0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:55.600
<v Speaker 1>describe it. There is a video of me post crying,

0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:57.359
<v Speaker 1>like in the car with my handout and I'm wearing

0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.439
<v Speaker 1>that green shirt if you've seen that video. That was

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<v Speaker 1>literally after seeing Doja Cat live and I cried because

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<v Speaker 1>I felt so scared and uncomfortable and I was so happy.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost took an edible before I went and saw Drake,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm so happy I did it because like, also

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<v Speaker 1>the little kid who he keeps bringing on stage, does

0:21:13.000 --> 0:21:15.200
<v Speaker 1>that kid not have school? Like is he being paid,

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<v Speaker 1>like do we need to help him? Like why is

0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:18.960
<v Speaker 1>he just on stage? And I literally thought he was

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<v Speaker 1>a hologram or like an animatronic for half the show

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<v Speaker 1>and it was genuinely terrifying. Doesn't like have holograms, he

0:21:25.840 --> 0:21:29.440
<v Speaker 1>has like filters playing on people's faces and it's on stage.

0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Isn't there like a hologram of him? But it's like

0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:35.800
<v Speaker 2>someone projecting, projecting mapping his face on like a younger

0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:36.560
<v Speaker 2>version of.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, And yeah, it is like it's it's weird, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand how they did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't close enough to see if the kid actually

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<v Speaker 1>like looks like him or had something on his face,

0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:49.320
<v Speaker 1>but on the screen they have it like like a

0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:52.040
<v Speaker 1>deep fake thing of his own face playing, and the

0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:54.479
<v Speaker 1>kid is like, I guess told the move really weird

0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:56.560
<v Speaker 1>because he looks like an animatronic. And I when I

0:21:56.560 --> 0:21:57.760
<v Speaker 1>first saw I was like, oh my god, he has

0:21:57.760 --> 0:22:00.239
<v Speaker 1>a hologram, Like what the fuck is that? And then

0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I realized it was actually a couch and like actually

0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:04.840
<v Speaker 1>a person on there. But it was really really scary.

0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:08.240
<v Speaker 1>So that's my update is I'm really scared of Drake.

0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, any anytime, I'm at a concert, like it's like

0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:15.840
<v Speaker 2>the most euphoric I've ever been. Like I'm like, oh, like,

0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:17.919
<v Speaker 2>I love this so much. I love that everyone is

0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:20.280
<v Speaker 2>here for the same thing. And then like I always

0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:22.640
<v Speaker 2>have these really really low moments where I like am

0:22:22.680 --> 0:22:24.600
<v Speaker 2>looking at a sea of people in the back of

0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:27.000
<v Speaker 2>their heads and like they're all like barely moving, and

0:22:27.040 --> 0:22:30.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, are y'all even alive? Like are people existing

0:22:30.200 --> 0:22:34.119
<v Speaker 2>behind me? Like this is really fucking weird simulation shit, like,

0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:36.879
<v Speaker 2>and I'm sure everybody has that moment where they're like,

0:22:36.960 --> 0:22:39.800
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck are we doing? Like this is so weird, But.

0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get other people just like enjoy their life.

0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:45.520
<v Speaker 2>I get the most existential I've ever been, like ever

0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:48.480
<v Speaker 2>self aware and existential concerts. Every time I go, I'm

0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:50.880
<v Speaker 2>just like, this is so so bizarre.

0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:53.439
<v Speaker 1>It gets so scary, Like I don't know, it was

0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:55.719
<v Speaker 1>really weird. Also, people kept taking videos of me, and

0:22:55.760 --> 0:22:57.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, guys, yeah, I know.

0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:11.240
<v Speaker 4>It was weird.

0:23:17.800 --> 0:23:22.199
<v Speaker 2>I was I was telling everyone that that video is like,

0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:25.560
<v Speaker 2>literally I think one of the funniest things you've ever done,

0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:27.600
<v Speaker 2>one and two, Like it was one of those moments

0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:29.840
<v Speaker 2>where I was like jealous, like that I wasn't the

0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:32.600
<v Speaker 2>one to make that joke, Like I was so like, damn,

0:23:32.640 --> 0:23:33.439
<v Speaker 2>this is so funny.

0:23:33.480 --> 0:23:35.639
<v Speaker 1>Somebody reposted that video on TikTok and one of the

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:38.159
<v Speaker 1>top comments was like, do you understand how confused the

0:23:38.200 --> 0:23:40.480
<v Speaker 1>people who were trying to film Drake are when they

0:23:40.560 --> 0:23:43.679
<v Speaker 1>look back at that video and to see you looking

0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:48.120
<v Speaker 1>at them like, hey, I'm here. There was one girl

0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 1>who she like behind her phone, like had her phone

0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:55.560
<v Speaker 1>like this and kept being like she was like like

0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 1>did they want to look at me? Like kept trying

0:23:58.800 --> 0:24:01.480
<v Speaker 1>to like like knewver her phone where she couldn't see

0:24:01.480 --> 0:24:04.240
<v Speaker 1>my face because everybody I was like right by the stairs,

0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:07.679
<v Speaker 1>So everybody right there was like staring not staring at me,

0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:09.679
<v Speaker 1>but they were trying to see Drake. Yeah, but like

0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I was just staring right at all of them, and

0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I caught eye contact with every single person. Every single

0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:18.240
<v Speaker 1>person probably thought I was a fucking psychoaout Like the

0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:21.320
<v Speaker 1>way I walk into any situation and I clock one

0:24:21.320 --> 0:24:23.240
<v Speaker 1>person who makes me uncomfortable, I'm like, cool, they're gonna

0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:25.000
<v Speaker 1>stab me. I was giving that.

0:24:24.960 --> 0:24:31.160
<v Speaker 2>To someone to stabbing today. Yeah, I think we need

0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:35.320
<v Speaker 2>to have Doja cat On to fight the Illuminati allegations.

0:24:35.560 --> 0:24:39.360
<v Speaker 2>I think what I think is it's a case of

0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:43.600
<v Speaker 2>all publicity is good, publicity taken too far, and this

0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:47.399
<v Speaker 2>whole satanic panic, like everyone playing off of this satanic panic,

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:50.840
<v Speaker 2>like as publicity is just so tried and fucking boring,

0:24:51.240 --> 0:24:53.439
<v Speaker 2>and like everyone was just fucking fed up with it,

0:24:53.480 --> 0:24:55.399
<v Speaker 2>and like Dojah just took it too fucking far. She

0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:58.159
<v Speaker 2>was just like like, yeah, I don't know, that's my

0:24:58.240 --> 0:25:00.800
<v Speaker 2>take on it. Like, no one's actually in the fucking Illuminati.

0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:04.640
<v Speaker 2>The Illuminati isn't fucking real. She just did it too far?

0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Guys? Is it?

0:25:06.119 --> 0:25:06.199
<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:25:06.280 --> 0:25:06.960
<v Speaker 1>How would we know?

0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:10.720
<v Speaker 2>It's right in front of you? Guys, we're not in

0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 2>the Illuminati. You remember the black Eye photo of me.

0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:17.800
<v Speaker 3>You know, the thing of those people like touching the orb.

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:21.760
<v Speaker 1>No, what I'm talking about, Like, why don't you ask

0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 1>me if I know about it?

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:25.359
<v Speaker 3>Well, I assume since you're a.

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Girl, you're I was that you're not as intellectual as

0:25:29.920 --> 0:25:30.639
<v Speaker 2>as boys.

0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:34.480
<v Speaker 3>Well, Drew's obviously the schizophrenic one, you know.

0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:35.640
<v Speaker 1>And I'm the normal one.

0:25:35.760 --> 0:25:38.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's always one normal one and one schizophrenic one

0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 3>in the squad. But no, it's like some island that

0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:46.080
<v Speaker 3>all these conspiracy theorists were like, oh, elites go to

0:25:46.119 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 3>this island and they do ritual.

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like the big owl burning.

0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:52.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, and like photos came out of like actual

0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:55.879
<v Speaker 3>people that were like touching an orb and like Hillary

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:59.120
<v Speaker 3>Clinton's there bruval to one.

0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:02.000
<v Speaker 1>White people just like take an overly holistic viewpoint of

0:26:02.000 --> 0:26:03.920
<v Speaker 1>their life because they get so bored and they don't

0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 1>have problems, and then they're like, we need to do

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 1>something the end, like we just need to do something,

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 1>like literally so bored. So they yeah, so they start

0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>just like going and making ship up like that has

0:26:14.600 --> 0:26:16.800
<v Speaker 1>to be the equivalent of that. It's like it's like

0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:19.720
<v Speaker 1>when people go on like a SPA retreat. That's their

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:21.600
<v Speaker 1>version of a SPA retreat because they've been to too

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:23.720
<v Speaker 1>many SPA retreats, so they're like, we need to start

0:26:23.720 --> 0:26:24.239
<v Speaker 1>our own thing.

0:26:24.560 --> 0:26:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then there there's that big fucking tunnel too

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:30.960
<v Speaker 2>that they dug through and then yes, and it was

0:26:31.000 --> 0:26:33.520
<v Speaker 2>for Lana del Rey release party and they had like

0:26:33.560 --> 0:26:38.000
<v Speaker 2>a really demonic like ritual done like a big dance thing,

0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:41.040
<v Speaker 2>and like watching it like when I was fourteen, I

0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:42.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh wow, this is really crazy. But I

0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:45.439
<v Speaker 2>think it's literally just like people like being stupid, and

0:26:45.480 --> 0:26:47.280
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm gonna choose to believe, So I don't go.

0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:49.480
<v Speaker 1>They're all fucking high as ship.

0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 2>They all did show you the video. It's it's honestly

0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 2>really bizarre, like the ship that they're acting out, and.

0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:57.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like, wait, is it famous people?

0:26:57.840 --> 0:27:01.320
<v Speaker 2>No, No, it's like rich people, really really wealthy people,

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:04.640
<v Speaker 2>like board through a mountain and like the opening it

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:06.639
<v Speaker 2>was like a big hole in the ground, and like

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:09.520
<v Speaker 2>the ceremony after was like just really creepy, and it

0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:13.439
<v Speaker 2>was like the the Olympics Ypning in twenty twelve or

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:16.040
<v Speaker 2>something like that or twenty sixteen, like had like a

0:27:16.080 --> 0:27:21.440
<v Speaker 2>big ass like sculpture of like a grim reaper and

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 2>like like the Olympics. Yeah, they had like a big

0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:29.760
<v Speaker 2>like their Olympic ritual, and then there was like viruses everywhere,

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:32.280
<v Speaker 2>and people were like it was predictive programming for like

0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 2>the pandemic that's gonna come in twenty twenty or it

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:39.439
<v Speaker 2>could have been like twenty eighteen, but it was it

0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:40.120
<v Speaker 2>was one year.

0:27:40.440 --> 0:27:42.399
<v Speaker 1>Well, the only time I watched the Olympics was in

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:45.880
<v Speaker 1>twenty twelve when One Direction performed that's the only time

0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:49.399
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen anything about the Olympics. Like, I'm not kidding.

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Is it the Olympics happening in LA this year? M

0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:54.640
<v Speaker 1>or is it next year? Twenty twenty four?

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Twenty twenty four?

0:27:56.960 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Why are we going to the Olympics. That's fucking life

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 1>it Wait that was the Olympics, I know. And then

0:28:02.320 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 1>they's kind of insane for the Olympics.

0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:06.760
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. Wait that was the Olympics too, Yes,

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 2>and then there's like crazy people in like beds and shit,

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:14.120
<v Speaker 2>like it's really it's really it is really bizarre.

0:28:14.840 --> 0:28:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Wait, why is it a pirate.

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:17.760
<v Speaker 4>Eight?

0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:22.680
<v Speaker 1>This is Hamilton. I've never seen Hamilton bro. I don't

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>know what that is.

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just know that one dude is like really creepy.

0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Puerto Rico him.

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly right. But what did you just say? Oh

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:37.439
<v Speaker 2>you just said something.

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I said, I've only seen the Olympics when One Direction play,

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:42.560
<v Speaker 1>that's the only time I tapped in. And I remember

0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 1>that day so vividly because that was the day I

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 1>was like thirteen. I was like, I'm going to live

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:48.640
<v Speaker 1>in New York and be a writer. And I was

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:52.160
<v Speaker 1>sitting there watching One Direction, which is like okay, like

0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 1>you swear, like what the fuck? Like you're literally watching

0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 1>and I was eating special case cereal and it was

0:28:57.760 --> 0:28:59.479
<v Speaker 1>really fun and I missed those times.

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 2>The only time I really tuned into the Olympics was

0:29:04.240 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Michael Phelps like Gold Metal Run, And when I found

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 2>out Michael Phelps smoked weed, it was earth shattering.

0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Like heartbreaking or yes, I was like, it's like when

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:18.880
<v Speaker 1>we all found out Zaane and Justin Bieber smoked weed and.

0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 2>We're like, stop, well Justin Bieber smokes myth with Selena Gomez.

0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:26.360
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the video of them like literally like

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:29.880
<v Speaker 2>running through like a met like a meth populated area,

0:29:30.040 --> 0:29:32.080
<v Speaker 2>and like they just bought meth and they like are

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:32.760
<v Speaker 2>running away.

0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:38.560
<v Speaker 1>No, Sean Men doesn't call.

0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 2>The video of them walking that was literally one of

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 2>the best videos ever. We got to insert that.

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have to insert our recreation of it too.

0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 1>We were so.

0:30:08.320 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Fucking we were literally was that pandemic board.

0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 1>They were going on their pandemic walk and it was

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 1>like Shot Mendays and Camela Comeo taking a pandemic walk.

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:21.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh there's like a big ass fucking squirrel in that tree.

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Right now, you have a you have adhd spot squirrel,

0:30:27.200 --> 0:30:30.560
<v Speaker 1>shiny squirrel. You know what was I saying?

0:30:30.680 --> 0:30:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Shiny shiny object.

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Next time I go to a store and a like

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 1>clerk or sales assistant is being too pushy and really

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:41.360
<v Speaker 1>trying to make me buy something I don't want to buy,

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna fucking steal it.

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Where were you want to get rid of it? So bad?

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>It was literally a video game store. They were like

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 1>trying to push video games on us. So I stole

0:30:51.480 --> 0:30:55.720
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of stuff in retaliation for a business that

0:30:55.920 --> 0:30:58.800
<v Speaker 1>needed my purchase. I stole from them.

0:30:59.080 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think we should. I'll just start stealing from

0:31:00.960 --> 0:31:06.640
<v Speaker 2>small businesses. Bus it's also just boring, yeah, like stealing

0:31:06.720 --> 0:31:09.360
<v Speaker 2>from people who have enough money like that can afford it. Like, no,

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I want to ruin people's lives.

0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want this to Like really, I want to

0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:14.720
<v Speaker 1>cause a domino effect. I don't do anything just to

0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:16.479
<v Speaker 1>do it. I do it for the domino effect.

0:31:16.640 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 2>We should destroy the economy. Oh, when they're like all

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:24.400
<v Speaker 2>these freaking financial studies coming out that like Taylor Swift

0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:28.080
<v Speaker 2>when she goes to certain places on tour that she

0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:32.200
<v Speaker 2>like stimulates the economy like in a crazy way, Like

0:31:32.280 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I think it was it was Philadelphia or it was

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 2>either Philadelphia or another P word place that she goes.

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:41.080
<v Speaker 1>A key word you're thinking of is your mom's p word,

0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 1>because when I go there, I over stimulated.

0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 2>It was actually your gat pussy Like girl, you got

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 2>a gat for a vagina? Bagina is gat?

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but.

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:57.600
<v Speaker 2>What is that you gotta gat a gat bajina? What

0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:00.720
<v Speaker 2>it's like when you see like a But you're supposed

0:32:00.720 --> 0:32:05.440
<v Speaker 2>to go yeah, damn okay, but like people are, you're

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:12.920
<v Speaker 2>not supposed to say like that, goad damn what got

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:22.160
<v Speaker 2>you gotta get? But Taylor Swift, But Taylor Swift stimulates

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 2>how he.

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Said button not booms? She said big button not But

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:29.440
<v Speaker 1>so it's not straight Okay, sorry, okay. Taylor Swift stimulates

0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 1>herself keep going.

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 2>No, she stimulates the economy in the craziest like that.

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 2>But you know, in Pennsylvania, Philadelphia somewhere, the like Tourism

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Board like said that it was the most hotels ever

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 2>rented out in a single three day period, and it

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:50.840
<v Speaker 2>was something like three hundred thousand hotel rooms were rented out,

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:53.160
<v Speaker 2>which like if you think about that for three that's

0:32:53.480 --> 0:32:58.000
<v Speaker 2>hotels that's like a billion dollars in revenue for Pennsylvania,

0:32:58.120 --> 0:33:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Philadelphia or something like that. That's crazy, And then not

0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 2>even to mention like all the Ubers and the people

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 2>on tour, we're.

0:33:05.600 --> 0:33:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Literally gonna like the economy is going to be boost

0:33:10.560 --> 0:33:12.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm honestly gonna feel bad for everybody in those towns

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:15.440
<v Speaker 1>who like aren't used to that kind of like traffic, traffic.

0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna like be like to work and stuff.

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 2>And it's damage the economy. We're gonna have to like

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:24.600
<v Speaker 2>file for bankrupt Yeah, we're gonna have to like beg

0:33:24.680 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 2>the government to give us money back. What the fu

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:36.600
<v Speaker 2>were you looking at looking at your vagina?

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.200
<v Speaker 1>The thing is you like work because you're gonna.

0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Reeks in here.

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I almost said something so fucking gross, but.

0:33:50.360 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 2>What are we gonna say?

0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:55.160
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't even that gross, but it was just disgusting

0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:57.600
<v Speaker 1>to say to you. But I was gonna be like, oh,

0:33:57.600 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>do you want to just give it a taste so

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:01.800
<v Speaker 1>you can put the rumors to us. But the idea

0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:03.520
<v Speaker 1>of me looking at you and saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to well this this is one line

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<v Speaker 2>in one line only, and we're not touching on it

0:34:12.320 --> 0:34:15.480
<v Speaker 2>for any longer than we have to, but Big Sexy

0:34:15.600 --> 0:34:18.840
<v Speaker 2>Man had emergency or complaying in the background. If you're watching, Hello,

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:21.200
<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm talking about.

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:24.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know you immediately.

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 2>And what's crazy is I I had already stalked this

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 2>person a lot, a.

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Lot of a lot of videos we're seen. Why are

0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:33.360
<v Speaker 1>you backtracking because now you're.

0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Embarrassed because I'm embarrassed.

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:41.279
<v Speaker 1>But you can we can. We don't have to talk

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 1>about it.

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:44.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we can move on. Let's move on, should I?

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 2>This is all notes on a specific event that happened

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:51.000
<v Speaker 2>that I was like, I wanted to talk about. What's

0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 2>the I want to make a movie about it, or

0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:57.640
<v Speaker 2>like write a movie about it, because it is the

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:01.320
<v Speaker 2>one of the craziest things ever heard happen, and no

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:03.240
<v Speaker 2>one's made a movie on it yet, and it's fucking

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 2>crazy because it would be like a sick Cronenberg movie.

0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:11.319
<v Speaker 2>I mean not Cronenberg Coen Brothers or like Cronenberg. He's

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:15.320
<v Speaker 2>he's another like really creepy director. He makes really creepy movies. Okay,

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:18.840
<v Speaker 2>but it's the nineteen oh four Olympic Marathon.

0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:22.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that, brog Like I'm sorry, nineteen

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:24.600
<v Speaker 1>oh four isn't a year I need to have any

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 1>like knowledge on It's damn. I'm sorry, but that squirrel

0:35:29.239 --> 0:35:32.240
<v Speaker 1>is going in. He's hanging upside down right now, Squirrel.

0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 2>It's the worst race ever.

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Look at it, Drew. His feet are hanging off do

0:35:38.480 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 1>you see that his feet are hanging off the let.

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:53.120
<v Speaker 5>He's tweaky where I don't know, I've never seen them

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:54.880
<v Speaker 5>do that. He's like using his feet to.

0:35:55.120 --> 0:35:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Hold him and his tail. He's gonna fall and fucking die.

0:36:00.239 --> 0:36:05.439
<v Speaker 1>Did Dude? What's crazy is that animal has no fear

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 1>of literally falling to his death right now, Like that's

0:36:07.560 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>not even on his mind. Do you see that guy?

0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:13.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh whoa, Yeah, he has.

0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Really big nipples. It had like six big ass fucking nipples,

0:36:18.800 --> 0:36:20.440
<v Speaker 2>fucking massive areolas.

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:22.879
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen a squirrel actually do what a score

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:24.880
<v Speaker 1>was meant to do. Usually they just like want.

0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Climbing on trunk of the tree. Yeah, they're like climbing

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:28.560
<v Speaker 2>on roofs and fucking wires.

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:28.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:33.200
<v Speaker 2>But the nineteen oh four Olympic Marathon was the worst

0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:37.040
<v Speaker 2>race in human history. It was like in nineteen oh four,

0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:40.800
<v Speaker 2>so they obviously didn't understand like proper hydration and like

0:36:40.920 --> 0:36:41.959
<v Speaker 2>how to take care of people.

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:43.919
<v Speaker 1>By nineteen oh four, they didn't know they needed water.

0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:46.480
<v Speaker 2>They knew they needed water, but they didn't know like

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:47.280
<v Speaker 2>at the rate.

0:36:47.239 --> 0:36:48.840
<v Speaker 1>They didn't know that they needed red forty.

0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:51.800
<v Speaker 2>Which I'm still I'm still like, I don't believe that

0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:54.000
<v Speaker 2>we need that much water to survive, because I swear

0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:58.600
<v Speaker 2>to God, from like six years old to like twenty one,

0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 2>I only drank Coca cola.

0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:03.600
<v Speaker 1>For that's being really nice to yourself from twenty one

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 1>to twenty five right now, because no, no, no, no,

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:09.759
<v Speaker 1>don't really. Oh my god, it's funny because it wasn't

0:37:09.800 --> 0:37:11.800
<v Speaker 1>on camera and I haven't seen that in your hands

0:37:12.480 --> 0:37:15.000
<v Speaker 1>since we last recorded. I have seen it in his hands.

0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Proper hydration like your cup water, well, it is just jizz.

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 2>That's addie water. When me and Ya were on press play,

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:33.640
<v Speaker 2>we would find adderall pills and dump them into bottles

0:37:33.680 --> 0:37:35.640
<v Speaker 2>of water because we wanted to share them. But they

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 2>were the ones that you had, the like capsules that

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:39.400
<v Speaker 2>had a bunch of little beads in it, and we

0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:41.560
<v Speaker 2>would put it in water. But it's not water soluble,

0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:43.279
<v Speaker 2>so we would shake it up and it wouldn't melt,

0:37:43.480 --> 0:37:44.640
<v Speaker 2>and we would go to drink it.

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:46.800
<v Speaker 1>And like each other those little pellets.

0:37:47.320 --> 0:37:49.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we were like fighting to be the person

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 2>to get the last swig and like whoever got.

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:54.399
<v Speaker 1>The last swig you will never guess who won.

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Ann your one. And it was fucked up, but yeah,

0:37:57.280 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 2>we were We were drinking adderall water, you know.

0:38:00.320 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 1>And I was up till eight am and then we

0:38:03.160 --> 0:38:06.319
<v Speaker 1>continued to go and meet all of you guys. Hung

0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 1>over at the ripe age of seventeen. It was bloodshot

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 1>eyes shaking.

0:38:12.480 --> 0:38:15.360
<v Speaker 2>In like a in a in like purgatory almost like

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:20.360
<v Speaker 2>it was really crazy, like you couldn't even think thoughts. Okay,

0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:25.040
<v Speaker 2>So this race was on unpaved roads. It was like

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:27.120
<v Speaker 2>dirt roads. They were running on dirt roads through the

0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:29.319
<v Speaker 2>middle of the city in Saint Louis.

0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 1>Running from the coming of Christ, like running off.

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:36.839
<v Speaker 2>It's so crazy. And like also they started this race

0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:40.239
<v Speaker 2>at three pm in Saint Louis in the middle of

0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:44.280
<v Speaker 2>fucking summer. So in the shade it was ninety degrees

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:46.560
<v Speaker 2>and outsider shade it was upwards of one hundred and

0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:50.680
<v Speaker 2>five degrees running a marathon, which in today's standard, like

0:38:51.080 --> 0:38:54.279
<v Speaker 2>you cannot start a race legally if it's higher than

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:57.319
<v Speaker 2>seventy degrees, Like really, I mean I think you can,

0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:00.440
<v Speaker 2>but it's like really really hardly recommend and did that,

0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:04.279
<v Speaker 2>Like you don't start The ideal temperature to start a

0:39:04.320 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 2>race is forty to fifty degrees damn. Like you want

0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:10.359
<v Speaker 2>to be cold and then work your way up. Yeah,

0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 2>and you want to be done by fucking ten, Like

0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:15.480
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to be racing. Yeah, you don't want

0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:19.000
<v Speaker 2>to be racing. And on top of all of that,

0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 2>on this race, there were only two water stations the

0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:24.920
<v Speaker 2>entire marathon.

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.279
<v Speaker 1>This is the Olympics. This isn't like someone was just

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:27.759
<v Speaker 1>having fun.

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:29.719
<v Speaker 2>This is the Olympics and they were only was it

0:39:29.760 --> 0:39:32.840
<v Speaker 2>the first Olympics. No, there were only two water stations.

0:39:33.080 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 2>And the reason why it's fucking crazy. So the commissioner

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:39.840
<v Speaker 2>of the race was like using these people as like

0:39:40.280 --> 0:39:45.240
<v Speaker 2>experiments and he wanted to like research quote unquote purposeful dehydration,

0:39:46.360 --> 0:39:48.719
<v Speaker 2>which is crazy. Yeah, so they only put two water

0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:52.239
<v Speaker 2>stations in one hundred degree weather to like experiment on

0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:56.320
<v Speaker 2>these like poor fucking racers. Like it was so so sad,

0:39:57.920 --> 0:40:01.879
<v Speaker 2>and then I could keep getting into it. I could

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:05.839
<v Speaker 2>really go deep sad. There's like some parts that are like, damn,

0:40:06.320 --> 0:40:11.040
<v Speaker 2>but only thirty four percent of the people who started

0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:13.600
<v Speaker 2>the race finished. Only fourteen people finished.

0:40:13.640 --> 0:40:15.960
<v Speaker 1>And this is not any of those bitches.

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're they're real, real, like healthy and like people

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 2>were literally just like collapsing it and like coughing up

0:40:23.360 --> 0:40:26.520
<v Speaker 2>blood and like literally almost dying because of all the

0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:29.400
<v Speaker 2>dust they were inhaling on this race, like they were spinning.

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 1>They do it on the road like that on purpose

0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:34.120
<v Speaker 1>or they just it was just that was just a

0:40:34.200 --> 0:40:36.719
<v Speaker 1>plus for the freaks who were putting on the experiment.

0:40:36.800 --> 0:40:38.080
<v Speaker 1>They were like, oh cool, yeah.

0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:40.279
<v Speaker 2>Now we get the see yeah, we get to see

0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:48.239
<v Speaker 2>their freaking well. Like, this race was so insane that

0:40:49.200 --> 0:40:52.800
<v Speaker 2>people were literally like being run off the fucking course

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:58.120
<v Speaker 2>by rabid animals and like dogs were chasing them around. Yeah,

0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:03.360
<v Speaker 2>it's like really really crazy PanAm. Yeah. Yeah, this was

0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:06.359
<v Speaker 2>in Orlando. So this this is a story. I'm like, oh,

0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Wes Anderson needs to make a movie about this. But

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:10.400
<v Speaker 2>one of the racers I thought he was like happy

0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:11.240
<v Speaker 2>with his movies.

0:41:12.520 --> 0:41:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the story of one of the races.

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one of the racers was this mail man from Cuba.

0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Shut the hell, Yeah he's talking.

0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:21.880
<v Speaker 3>I think that was the first time I've ever sneezed

0:41:21.920 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 3>on it.

0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 2>I think so.

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I think though it sounded very like a like a

0:41:26.040 --> 0:41:27.160
<v Speaker 1>girl sneezing sound.

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like a really girlish sneeze.

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:32.239
<v Speaker 3>What's wrong with that?

0:41:32.440 --> 0:41:34.320
<v Speaker 1>I bet he's going to put a vocalizer on it

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 1>to make it deeper, Yeah, because it was like you

0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:38.239
<v Speaker 1>and like stretch it out.

0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 3>A little bit, you like, let out a little b Yeah,

0:41:40.600 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to edit a bunch of farts throughout the

0:41:43.840 --> 0:41:45.240
<v Speaker 3>entire episode while you guys are talking.

0:41:46.239 --> 0:41:48.399
<v Speaker 2>That's good for Are you calling me fart mouth?

0:41:49.719 --> 0:41:49.919
<v Speaker 4>WHOA?

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:51.560
<v Speaker 3>That's good for us.

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Actually, one of the racers was a mail man from

0:41:55.880 --> 0:42:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Cuba and like, so to get to the Olympics is

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 2>like it's really fucking expensive and like you need sponsors

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:06.279
<v Speaker 2>and like you need funding. Like a lot of people

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 2>just can't afford to go to the Olympics on their own,

0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:11.759
<v Speaker 2>especially in nineteen oh four, what was.

0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:12.840
<v Speaker 1>It like three dollars to go.

0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, before inflation. He was doing this thing called

0:42:19.200 --> 0:42:22.719
<v Speaker 2>like running for money or something. I don't know the

0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:25.239
<v Speaker 2>fucking term for it, but he would literally just like

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:29.920
<v Speaker 2>run around Cuba money. Yeah, he would run around Cuba

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 2>and just like collect donations from people. Yeah, and like

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:37.960
<v Speaker 2>they to get him to the Olympics, because like he

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 2>wanted to go really badly. Well, it's finally time for

0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:43.880
<v Speaker 2>him to fucking leave. He gets on the boat and

0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:48.320
<v Speaker 2>he's driving across the ocean and fucking partying on this

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:50.839
<v Speaker 2>big ass boat, like with all the money he just got.

0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Then he lands in Louisiana. And when he gets to Louisiana,

0:42:57.400 --> 0:42:58.960
<v Speaker 2>he's not supposed to be there very long, but he

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 2>like gets there and just gambles all of his money

0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:07.640
<v Speaker 2>away and parties the entire fucking time he's there. Like

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:09.880
<v Speaker 2>he turns the club.

0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:11.719
<v Speaker 1>And he goes to Miami and starts a family and

0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:12.759
<v Speaker 1>now he still lives there.

0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, this dude is alive, Yeah, exactly. Well, this dude

0:43:15.320 --> 0:43:17.800
<v Speaker 2>is like, oh fuck, I like have a race, So

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 2>he like starts hitchhiking, but he has no money to

0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:22.480
<v Speaker 2>get to the fucking race. So he starts hitch hiking,

0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:26.000
<v Speaker 2>and he's like taking buggies and cars and riding trains

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:27.240
<v Speaker 2>all the way to Saint Louis.

0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 1>At the cars and shit looked like and there was

0:43:29.239 --> 0:43:30.680
<v Speaker 1>a cars yet they were insane.

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:34.000
<v Speaker 2>And then he gets there, and when he gets there,

0:43:35.160 --> 0:43:38.200
<v Speaker 2>it's like seconds before the race, and there's photos of him,

0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:41.160
<v Speaker 2>and right before the race he's in like civilian clothings.

0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:43.920
<v Speaker 2>He fucking stinks. He's been traveling for forty hours. He

0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:45.280
<v Speaker 2>hasn't eaten in forty hours.

0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 1>He's like, so, oh, bitch, God, imaginetting this on your

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:59.600
<v Speaker 1>sweet sixteen I'd be pissed talking about reading an eve

0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Babbit book. And she was like, in this book, sorry, interp,

0:44:03.080 --> 0:44:05.080
<v Speaker 1>but in this book she's talking to somebody who grew

0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:07.960
<v Speaker 1>up in like the fucking nineteen twenties and shit. So

0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:11.040
<v Speaker 1>by the time this girl was sixteen in nineteen twenty seven,

0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:13.319
<v Speaker 1>her parents gave her a car and they were like, oh,

0:44:13.360 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 1>it was a Ford Model T. And me looking for

0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 1>a bit just car. I'm like, oh, what's a Form

0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Model T.

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Bitch, you were looking at them? You were gonna buy

0:44:23.680 --> 0:44:27.400
<v Speaker 2>a Ford Model T because fucking eat babbits, because not.

0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Even eave babbits out of her friend had it. Wait,

0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Ford Model T. Look at this fucking car.

0:44:32.000 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Steven's dad has one.

0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:40.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bitch, here I go the fear I go. Wait.

0:44:40.400 --> 0:44:42.880
<v Speaker 1>It was literally like like one of.

0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:44.520
<v Speaker 2>These, Yeah, those are classics.

0:44:44.600 --> 0:44:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Actually this is low key lit like i'd be serving

0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Great Gatsby.

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great gats speak where it's giving the light. Okay.

0:44:52.200 --> 0:44:54.839
<v Speaker 2>So this dude gets to the race right before it's

0:44:54.840 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 2>about to start, and he's in just full civilian clothing

0:44:57.600 --> 0:44:59.719
<v Speaker 2>and all these racers are in like short short it's

0:44:59.760 --> 0:45:02.960
<v Speaker 2>like off sleeves, like they're literally just like ready and

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 2>prepared for the race. Well he's like, fuck, I can't

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:10.240
<v Speaker 2>race in this, so he literally cuts off his pants

0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 2>like into shorts, and he cuts the sleeves into short

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:16.480
<v Speaker 2>sleeves and he's just gonna race in civilian clothing. Well,

0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:18.560
<v Speaker 2>he hasn't eaten in forty hours because he was just

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:22.240
<v Speaker 2>hitchhiking the whole way there. And like there's like mixed

0:45:23.600 --> 0:45:27.800
<v Speaker 2>like people, yeah, mixed accounts of like recounts of this happening,

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:30.600
<v Speaker 2>So like this could be real or it couldn't, could

0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:32.960
<v Speaker 2>not be real, but I'm gonna choose it to be real.

0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:35.240
<v Speaker 2>You choose to take how you want. But this dude

0:45:35.640 --> 0:45:39.279
<v Speaker 2>was starving, so he ran up to two strangers who

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:41.839
<v Speaker 2>were eating peaches and he stole these peaches from them,

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:45.080
<v Speaker 2>ate them really quick, and then just started the race.

0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Like the race started and he's like, obviously two peaches

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:52.400
<v Speaker 2>isn't doing anything for you got to run, Like what

0:45:52.560 --> 0:45:54.600
<v Speaker 2>is it? Like fucking ten miles? Is how long is

0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:56.800
<v Speaker 2>a marathon? Like fourteen miles or some shit twenty miles,

0:45:56.840 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 2>twenty six miles. I don't fucking know, because it's in kilometers,

0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:07.799
<v Speaker 2>like bitch, fuck kilometers, like literally fuck kilometers. Kill yourself. Well,

0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:11.080
<v Speaker 2>he like is in the middle of this race and

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 2>he's starving, his stomach's hurting, and they're running past some

0:46:14.400 --> 0:46:17.320
<v Speaker 2>orchard on this race, and so he goes up and

0:46:17.440 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 2>he grabs a bunch of apples on the floor and

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:24.160
<v Speaker 2>starts eating them. Well, those apples were like, hella, hella,

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking rotten. So like he starts getting like really gnarly

0:46:27.080 --> 0:46:29.680
<v Speaker 2>kramps and bubbly guts and like he feels really sick

0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:31.480
<v Speaker 2>and he's about to throw up. He's also been running

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:35.439
<v Speaker 2>in one hundred degree red weather for like fucking two

0:46:35.560 --> 0:46:37.640
<v Speaker 2>hours or something, and he's just like freaking the fuck out.

0:46:37.680 --> 0:46:40.440
<v Speaker 2>So he lays down in the shade to take a nap. Well,

0:46:40.480 --> 0:46:44.920
<v Speaker 2>he wakes up and he's like, fuck, I need to

0:46:44.920 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 2>finish this race. So he just starts running and he

0:46:47.680 --> 0:46:49.919
<v Speaker 2>is one of the only people to finish the race,

0:46:49.960 --> 0:46:53.239
<v Speaker 2>and he placed fucking fourth place while taking a nap

0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:54.800
<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the race. If that shows you

0:46:54.920 --> 0:46:57.440
<v Speaker 2>how fucking awful these conditions were.

0:46:57.640 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 1>This seems like a story like a teacher would tell

0:46:59.960 --> 0:47:03.120
<v Speaker 1>you about taking your time in life. So there was

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 1>this man.

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:08.040
<v Speaker 2>So then there was this guy named Fred Lores who

0:47:08.800 --> 0:47:10.920
<v Speaker 2>was the winner. And he finished the race in three

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:13.560
<v Speaker 2>hours and fifteen minutes, which I think for today's standards

0:47:13.640 --> 0:47:15.880
<v Speaker 2>is pretty fucking fast, let alone doing it in a

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:19.759
<v Speaker 2>hundred degree weather in nineteen oh four. Oh he had

0:47:19.800 --> 0:47:23.680
<v Speaker 2>that water. Yeah, yeah, yeah he got he had the

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:28.399
<v Speaker 2>yeah he had yeah he had gorpcore. Well, this dude

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:31.759
<v Speaker 2>is a good runner, like world class, and he was

0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:36.479
<v Speaker 2>actually really impressive. But as he crossed the finish line,

0:47:36.520 --> 0:47:40.319
<v Speaker 2>he was like partying with like Franklin Franklin Roosevelt's daughter,

0:47:40.640 --> 0:47:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Like the press was like hyping him up. He was

0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:44.080
<v Speaker 2>about to receive it out to him. You know, he

0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:46.920
<v Speaker 2>was about the bang. He was getting interviewed like it

0:47:47.080 --> 0:47:47.520
<v Speaker 2>was it was.

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:51.640
<v Speaker 1>It was the lone survivor of the world's most chaotic

0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:52.880
<v Speaker 1>marathon and getting to.

0:47:52.960 --> 0:47:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Hit Yeah, no, he won. He was probably really stinky

0:47:56.080 --> 0:47:57.280
<v Speaker 2>he probably a good pheromone.

0:47:57.360 --> 0:47:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was calling his pheramount.

0:47:59.600 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's getting interviewed. And then it comes out

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:08.480
<v Speaker 2>that this dude halfway through the race collapsed at mile

0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:12.440
<v Speaker 2>nine from like dehydration and cramps and took a fucking

0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:15.960
<v Speaker 2>car all the way to a mile before the finish

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:19.319
<v Speaker 2>line and just jogged the rest and like he made

0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:22.960
<v Speaker 2>it believable enough that like it was like, yeah, so

0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 2>he cheated and got first place. Did he hit though, Yeah,

0:48:26.080 --> 0:48:29.920
<v Speaker 2>he smashed, he hit. He fucking finessed Franklin Rozer Belt's

0:48:29.960 --> 0:48:36.200
<v Speaker 2>dobble fuck man. But the real winner was Thomas Hicks.

0:48:36.440 --> 0:48:38.279
<v Speaker 2>And halfway through the race he was like begging for

0:48:38.440 --> 0:48:40.239
<v Speaker 2>water and like freaking the fuck out. He was like

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:43.640
<v Speaker 2>so dehydrated, like as everyone was, and he had his

0:48:43.800 --> 0:48:45.400
<v Speaker 2>like two trainers with him. This dude is like a

0:48:45.400 --> 0:48:47.319
<v Speaker 2>world class runner. I think he went on the next

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:51.680
<v Speaker 2>year to actually win first place again in nineteen oh five,

0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 2>but like halfway through the race, obviously like everyone else,

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:57.000
<v Speaker 2>he was like freaking the fuck out dehydrated, and he

0:48:57.040 --> 0:48:59.439
<v Speaker 2>had his trainers with him and they were like really

0:48:59.520 --> 0:49:01.520
<v Speaker 2>trying to him to like go further, and he it

0:49:01.640 --> 0:49:03.360
<v Speaker 2>was to the point where he was like collapsing in

0:49:03.400 --> 0:49:05.560
<v Speaker 2>their arms. He was like, I really I cannot finish this.

0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:09.320
<v Speaker 2>I cannot do this race. Well, his trainers are like, fuck,

0:49:09.480 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 2>like we have to do something. He's like, you have

0:49:12.320 --> 0:49:16.239
<v Speaker 2>to finish line basicly, basically, basically, dude. What they did

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:18.799
<v Speaker 2>is they propped him up on their shoulders and they

0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:21.120
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to like shock his system, and so they

0:49:21.200 --> 0:49:24.360
<v Speaker 2>got like a dirty ass fucking rag and just like

0:49:24.719 --> 0:49:29.160
<v Speaker 2>dripped water into his mouth and like sponge bath him

0:49:29.200 --> 0:49:31.200
<v Speaker 2>with water. And they were like, is that enough? And

0:49:31.239 --> 0:49:32.480
<v Speaker 2>he was like no, like I'm not gonna be able

0:49:32.520 --> 0:49:34.840
<v Speaker 2>to finish this race. So what they fucking did, in

0:49:35.080 --> 0:49:39.160
<v Speaker 2>true nineteen oh four fashion, gave him a bottle of

0:49:39.440 --> 0:49:42.000
<v Speaker 2>brandy and a bottle and they thought it was a

0:49:42.040 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 2>stimulant back then. So he chugged a bottle of brandy.

0:49:44.360 --> 0:49:47.440
<v Speaker 2>They cracked an egg into his mouth and he ate

0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:49.279
<v Speaker 2>the egg whites or I think he ate the whole

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:51.800
<v Speaker 2>egg into his mouth, and like that was supposed to

0:49:51.800 --> 0:49:54.480
<v Speaker 2>give him enough energy, and that still wasn't working.

0:49:54.719 --> 0:49:57.040
<v Speaker 1>On my birthday, we are going to crack a bottle

0:49:57.080 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 1>off Casamigos into my mouth, throw an egg in there,

0:49:59.719 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 1>and I'm about to literally run back to Miami.

0:50:02.200 --> 0:50:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and then so that still wasn't working, so they

0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:09.960
<v Speaker 2>gave him fucking stryct nine, which is rat poison. They

0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:12.440
<v Speaker 2>just gave him a bunch of fucking rat poison. So

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:13.400
<v Speaker 2>they gave him brandy.

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:15.600
<v Speaker 1>He sounds like the best day ever, I know, d

0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:16.239
<v Speaker 1>well he was.

0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:18.560
<v Speaker 2>He was like tweaking off the fucking bean. Like he

0:50:18.719 --> 0:50:22.319
<v Speaker 2>was literally like hallucinating, like this shit like affects your

0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:25.200
<v Speaker 2>nervous system, Like I forget what it's like toxic to

0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:28.040
<v Speaker 2>your nervous system. So like it just like whatever motion

0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:30.480
<v Speaker 2>you're doing, your body just does and you like can't

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:33.839
<v Speaker 2>fucking stop. So he's like repeating this like jogging motion,

0:50:34.480 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 2>like all the way to the fucking finish line, and

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:40.960
<v Speaker 2>eventually like another couple miles in like his he's like

0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:45.480
<v Speaker 2>kind of failing a little bit. So his trainers flagged

0:50:45.520 --> 0:50:47.960
<v Speaker 2>down a dude, which in nineteen oh four, this is crazy.

0:50:48.200 --> 0:50:50.719
<v Speaker 2>They flag a dude down in his car. The dude

0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:52.120
<v Speaker 2>is like, hey, do you have anything to give him?

0:50:52.120 --> 0:50:53.800
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, I have another bottle of brandy. So

0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:57.440
<v Speaker 2>he drinks another fucking bottle of brandy, and like so

0:50:57.520 --> 0:51:00.640
<v Speaker 2>he's two bottles of brandy deep. He's strict nine, like

0:51:00.760 --> 0:51:03.759
<v Speaker 2>the fuck out, like hallucinating, like think about doing like

0:51:03.920 --> 0:51:06.359
<v Speaker 2>d MT and that's like what it's doing to this man.

0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:10.400
<v Speaker 2>And he's like geeking. Like we literally told bro we

0:51:10.560 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 2>geek card like he's like the og geek.

0:51:13.880 --> 0:51:16.040
<v Speaker 1>It's hard to believe that all these things were happening

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:16.960
<v Speaker 1>during this one run.

0:51:17.080 --> 0:51:21.400
<v Speaker 2>I know, it's really really crazy. Well, he's literally like

0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 2>a zombie at this point, like just like like stumbling. Yeah,

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:26.920
<v Speaker 2>getting through it and even crossing the finish line in

0:51:27.000 --> 0:51:29.320
<v Speaker 2>this race is like you deserve a metal like this.

0:51:29.480 --> 0:51:32.160
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. They were like breathing in fucking glass dust

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:35.279
<v Speaker 2>and like chemicals and it was dirt and it was

0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:35.839
<v Speaker 2>so bad.

0:51:36.280 --> 0:51:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, like.

0:51:39.080 --> 0:51:43.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh I wrote down age American horror story Asylum post lobotomy,

0:51:43.840 --> 0:51:46.359
<v Speaker 2>it's like what he was, like what he looked like, Yeah,

0:51:47.400 --> 0:51:51.759
<v Speaker 2>full blown LSD trip. Well, he crosses his finish line

0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:55.319
<v Speaker 2>and he's like tweaking so hard off this trick nine

0:51:55.560 --> 0:51:59.840
<v Speaker 2>that when his like uh, people lift him up, he

0:52:00.200 --> 0:52:02.040
<v Speaker 2>still running like you know when you like put a

0:52:02.120 --> 0:52:04.759
<v Speaker 2>dog over like water and they like swim like with

0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 2>their legs. He was doing that in real life. But

0:52:07.200 --> 0:52:09.400
<v Speaker 2>like jogging. He was like, and there's a photo of

0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:13.160
<v Speaker 2>him sitting in like this buggy and he's like like

0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:17.680
<v Speaker 2>he's literally like freaking the feting my birthday.

0:52:17.800 --> 0:52:19.719
<v Speaker 1>This is what we're doing. You got to get that

0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 1>pick of me and Auber.

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I would literally do rap poison just because it sounds fun.

0:52:24.480 --> 0:52:29.200
<v Speaker 2>But this dude in three hours and twenty minutes lost

0:52:29.280 --> 0:52:33.480
<v Speaker 2>eight pounds and I'm like, damn, like skinny, like skinny, skinny, skinny,

0:52:33.680 --> 0:52:34.600
<v Speaker 2>Like I need to do that.

0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Like so basically he walked away like a triple winner.

0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes exactly, that's why. And on the race, in the race, so.

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:45.840
<v Speaker 1>He was, but did he he What's crazy is he

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:47.600
<v Speaker 1>didn't get to hit Roosevelt's daughter.

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:50.400
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, like but him, come on, but

0:52:50.520 --> 0:52:54.359
<v Speaker 2>yeah he he won the real race, the skinny race,

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:58.480
<v Speaker 2>And yeah he came out in the closet and was

0:52:58.520 --> 0:53:01.680
<v Speaker 2>a winner. Wait what if I told you that I

0:53:01.840 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 2>made all of that up?

0:53:03.280 --> 0:53:06.439
<v Speaker 1>I would like, seriously think you need psychiatric house.

0:53:06.480 --> 0:53:07.160
<v Speaker 2>I made all that up?

0:53:07.239 --> 0:53:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Did you actually know?

0:53:08.360 --> 0:53:08.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:10.600
<v Speaker 2>I believe They're like, damn, you're so creative.

0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:12.759
<v Speaker 1>Like I was just like, damn, we gotta take that

0:53:12.880 --> 0:53:14.640
<v Speaker 1>iPad away from you. And take you outside.

0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I have that baby, But no, that's like obviously nineteen

0:53:17.920 --> 0:53:19.920
<v Speaker 2>oh four stories, so there's like a lot of like

0:53:20.120 --> 0:53:24.319
<v Speaker 2>fucking lies in there, but like, yeah, it's crazy. Also,

0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:26.560
<v Speaker 2>there was just like a lot of weird, funky shit

0:53:26.680 --> 0:53:29.680
<v Speaker 2>going on like previously with that Olympics, and like it

0:53:29.800 --> 0:53:32.040
<v Speaker 2>was just it was a really really humans are.

0:53:32.000 --> 0:53:34.359
<v Speaker 1>So bored, Like we are literally.

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Sod the Olympics, Like it's so so fucking so funny.

0:53:37.680 --> 0:53:40.919
<v Speaker 1>It's literally like, dude, let's see how good we could

0:53:40.920 --> 0:53:41.440
<v Speaker 1>get it doing a.

0:53:41.440 --> 0:53:43.799
<v Speaker 2>Flood, Let's see how good we can throw this ball,

0:53:44.000 --> 0:53:47.239
<v Speaker 2>Like it's so cool, so weird, dude, they need to

0:53:47.360 --> 0:53:51.480
<v Speaker 2>do the sex Olympics because I'd probably went gold like

0:53:51.600 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 2>in most of the categories, like most sex had like

0:53:54.840 --> 0:53:59.600
<v Speaker 2>gooddest at sex, like biggest penis, like that's bob. I

0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:01.520
<v Speaker 2>would went all those categories.

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:01.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't think, so.

0:54:03.840 --> 0:54:09.520
<v Speaker 2>All right, well, I'll leave you off with one more thing.

0:54:10.719 --> 0:54:18.360
<v Speaker 2>And I was watching a TikTok and this dude like

0:54:18.719 --> 0:54:22.160
<v Speaker 2>fell down that slide and like one of the comments

0:54:22.320 --> 0:54:24.880
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh he gave us like a whimpering audio

0:54:25.040 --> 0:54:27.320
<v Speaker 2>or something, and it was highlighted blue, and I was

0:54:27.400 --> 0:54:30.640
<v Speaker 2>like I shouldn't click that. I really I should not

0:54:30.840 --> 0:54:33.680
<v Speaker 2>click what that blue text right now because it's gonna

0:54:33.680 --> 0:54:36.800
<v Speaker 2>be the worst thing I've ever fucking heard in my life.

0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:41.600
<v Speaker 1>And you can link stuff in TikTok comments now.

0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they did it, but like it

0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:46.640
<v Speaker 2>was like blue in the comment and I clicked on it,

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:53.759
<v Speaker 2>and what I found is the most appalling, horrific, craziest

0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:56.800
<v Speaker 2>shit ever. It's just a bunch of like blank screens

0:54:56.920 --> 0:54:59.680
<v Speaker 2>with exclamation points saying turn it up, turn it up,

0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:03.000
<v Speaker 2>like literally just like in headphones, like and it's like

0:55:03.719 --> 0:55:06.320
<v Speaker 2>it's a Whimper challenge and it's fuck uh.

0:55:34.120 --> 0:55:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Stops ups all dude.

0:55:38.120 --> 0:55:41.879
<v Speaker 2>It's like it literally was the most horrific thing I've

0:55:42.000 --> 0:55:45.640
<v Speaker 2>ever stumbled upon. And it's literally just like fucking they're

0:55:45.680 --> 0:55:48.360
<v Speaker 2>all boomers. They're all like do you remember that silhouette

0:55:48.440 --> 0:55:51.320
<v Speaker 2>challenge where like people would get naked in the doorframe

0:55:51.400 --> 0:55:53.759
<v Speaker 2>and it was just like all really fucking old people.

0:55:53.880 --> 0:55:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm literally read like that like was fucked up,

0:55:57.320 --> 0:55:59.640
<v Speaker 2>but like yeah, it's literally.

0:55:59.440 --> 0:56:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Those same like humans are so funny because how are

0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:03.880
<v Speaker 1>you that horny that like you're like.

0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Like laying meat on a fucking like it's so insane.

0:56:09.239 --> 0:56:12.160
<v Speaker 2>A silhouette of your like dong hanging between your legs,

0:56:12.320 --> 0:56:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Like it's crazy, that's really gross.

0:56:16.000 --> 0:56:16.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well.

0:56:18.440 --> 0:56:20.879
<v Speaker 1>You don't have any Drew Sype. Actually I have a side.

0:56:21.000 --> 0:56:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I do have a bunch. Actually I completely forgot about that.

0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Fuck wait, I have one for you.

0:56:28.760 --> 0:56:33.120
<v Speaker 2>There's this thing called Ghost Kids and their Industry Plant Gorillas,

0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:35.160
<v Speaker 2>and it's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my

0:56:35.360 --> 0:56:42.080
<v Speaker 2>entire life. Yeah, there's like Industry Plant Gorillas now, like

0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:47.279
<v Speaker 2>the band the Gorillas, And they posted a flyer of

0:56:47.480 --> 0:56:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Rolling Loud and was like, oh, we're like gonna be

0:56:49.880 --> 0:56:54.239
<v Speaker 2>playing Rolling Aloud, and everyone was like, who the fuck

0:56:54.320 --> 0:56:55.759
<v Speaker 2>are you know you're not? Why are you lying? And

0:56:55.840 --> 0:56:59.919
<v Speaker 2>everybody thought it was like this Drew Sye op corn

0:57:00.800 --> 0:57:03.279
<v Speaker 2>when the face id fucking up and I got a.

0:57:03.320 --> 0:57:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Lock in, Like our phones really make us serve to

0:57:07.920 --> 0:57:11.000
<v Speaker 1>it to like like sometimes it just fuck. He has

0:57:11.040 --> 0:57:11.319
<v Speaker 1>to be like.

0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Like you gotta lock in, you gotta lock in. But yeah,

0:57:17.080 --> 0:57:20.200
<v Speaker 2>the you know you're the Gorillas, uh, industry plant they

0:57:20.200 --> 0:57:23.360
<v Speaker 2>said they were performing Rolling Loud, and even Rolling Loud

0:57:23.480 --> 0:57:24.880
<v Speaker 2>was like, no, the fuck you're not, and everybody thought

0:57:24.880 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 2>it was like.

0:57:25.240 --> 0:57:26.040
<v Speaker 4>This big like.

0:57:27.920 --> 0:57:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Uh like publicity stunt. Well, they literally did play Rolling

0:57:32.440 --> 0:57:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Loud and they opened for Little Uzzy and like it's

0:57:36.920 --> 0:57:39.840
<v Speaker 2>the craziest shit I've ever seen, and it is the

0:57:41.480 --> 0:57:44.160
<v Speaker 2>most obvious industry plant I have ever seen in my

0:57:44.360 --> 0:57:46.040
<v Speaker 2>entire life. And they have a song with like Vince

0:57:46.120 --> 0:57:49.760
<v Speaker 2>Staples and like, I don't know, it's really really fucking

0:57:49.880 --> 0:57:52.800
<v Speaker 2>bizarre and you should look up videos when you get

0:57:52.800 --> 0:57:55.600
<v Speaker 2>a chance because it's so so weird, and like all

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<v Speaker 2>of their accounts are like super fucking bodied, Like on

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok they have like five million lives or followers and

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<v Speaker 2>they get like one hundred thousand. I know, I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>about tomorrow. People probably say that because like, why the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck do all of our views, like our videos get

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<v Speaker 2>them any views? Like it's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because we bought them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we do bought our videos.

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<v Speaker 1>Radios.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna get my charger media.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to Drew Shy on corner.

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<v Speaker 2>The zag got me thinking about tragedies that haven't even

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<v Speaker 2>happened yet. March third, twenty twenty four. Damn, damn that

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<v Speaker 2>was then, when that that was right before my birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Something bad is gonna happen. Okay, this one's good. Imagine

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<v Speaker 2>giving me head and I yell out boring, don't come

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<v Speaker 2>to my house. Uh, don't come to my house pouring

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<v Speaker 2>big cups of juice. Washed up bitches. Love Throwback Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally me emergency in or calm release days is

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<v Speaker 2>like the Super Bowl for people with crumbs in their bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Burger can be like twenty nuggets for one dollar and

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<v Speaker 2>fifty cents. Boy, that shit is left over BBL meat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a fly, a lucky follower out to my house

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<v Speaker 2>and fuck them all day.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, I'm gonna start media. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>any movies or anything. Somebody was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it's taking you so long to watch the fucking Sopranos

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<v Speaker 1>because of the thing I posted. But that's a draft

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<v Speaker 1>from like may uh that I made. But it is

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<v Speaker 1>taking me forever. I only have, like, I only have

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<v Speaker 1>twenty episodes left to watch, which is literally a full

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<v Speaker 1>day worth.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard y'all talking about it last night. They had

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty one, and I also heard you talk shit

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<v Speaker 2>about me briefly. You thought I was asleep and you

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<v Speaker 2>were walking to the bathroom and you said something to someone,

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<v Speaker 2>So you said my name?

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<v Speaker 1>What did I say?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I heard you and it woke

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<v Speaker 2>me up immediately because I was like, oh wow, someone's

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<v Speaker 2>talking about me. But you said it angriedly. I think

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<v Speaker 2>you were talking to Josh, and I was like, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone talked about me behind my back, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Talked shit right to your fucking face because I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>fucking scared of you. How about that, oh Spring by

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<v Speaker 1>Angel Olsen.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm going to need your phone too to go

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<v Speaker 2>to the emergency in our comp playlist because my phone's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Glad Tidings by Van Morrison Drew Whimper challenge that only

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<v Speaker 1>I have? Oh and honestly those are my only medias

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<v Speaker 1>that I could give you today. Like, how about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really have much to give you if you've

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<v Speaker 1>taken everything from me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my media challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got so tired.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually I don't think I have any media.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody cares about media. So how about that?

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<v Speaker 2>I know literally no one cares. International by Outcast in.

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<v Speaker 1>UGK Close to You the cranberrys cover. I was listening

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<v Speaker 1>to that again because it's.

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<v Speaker 2>So good Flimm by APHX twin Girl. There you fucking

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<v Speaker 2>go Oh. I'm rewatching Death Note again for like the

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<v Speaker 2>eighteenth time, and every time I watch it, it's so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking good. Bruh, Like it is so good, all the

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<v Speaker 2>twist and turns in the first two episodes, I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>gagged every time, even even though I've seen it like

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred times. I'm gagged every fucking time. And those

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<v Speaker 2>goddamn apples, like I want to eat those fucking apples.

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<v Speaker 2>So bad, so so, so so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. My last actually media song is Sprung by Tea Pain,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think I said last week, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>heard it in a store yesterday and I haven't heard

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<v Speaker 1>that in public since two thousand and nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've ever heard that song in public.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, it was such a popular song.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, but also like the public I went to

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<v Speaker 2>was Great and Berry and there were like eight stores total,

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<v Speaker 2>and all of them were like.

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<v Speaker 1>Grocery stores and they were playing a CD.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, thank you guys so much for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to apologize that I wasn't myself today.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going through a lot right now.

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<v Speaker 1>He's lying. He's like not going through anything, so he

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to I don't tell you everything I got.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all don't know. Like that's the thing is, I keep

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of things in into myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you should be that. You should be open with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, like men aren't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going through like men stuff too.

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<v Speaker 2>Men aren't. One, aren't allowed to cry too, don't cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Men shouldn't go to therapy, yes, because like their p

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<v Speaker 2>is for bitches and women like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, okay, that's a good way to lead the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you guys for watching

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<v Speaker 4>Sh