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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Because you have

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Speaker 1: that big ass fucking laptop on your lap.

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Speaker 2: I got the biggest one possible.

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Speaker 1: I know. That's what I'm like, why is it?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: What do you have it?

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Speaker 2: Because there's some things on here that we need to

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Speaker 2: talk Okay, yeah, there's some things on here that.

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Speaker 1: Your search history. We're gonna go through it and talk

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 2: Honestly we could.

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Speaker 1: Can I can I type something in and see what

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Speaker 1: pops up?

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Speaker 2: Let me do it first.

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Speaker 1: Well, you don't know what I'm gonna look up? What

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Speaker 1: are you looking up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? We're good looking up gay and looking up for

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Speaker 2: Oh that site has been visited before.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what's the link? I would like to read it?

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Speaker 2: No, that's crazy. It just got it says huge in

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Speaker 2: it though I can never and it's talking about breasts,

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Speaker 2: big fucking knock.

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Speaker 1: I'll never get over Bronson's us talking about Sirchistor and

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Speaker 1: me being like, yeah, I hate when someone takes my

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Speaker 1: phone because like the links will pop up, and then

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Speaker 1: you were just like, why don't you use incognito? And

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Speaker 1: that changed my life?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 1: And people because I never did that before.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why I don't really use incognito because

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Speaker 2: I'm not into damaging my brain, because porn is really

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Speaker 2: damaging and like its conviction, and y'all all need fucking help.

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Speaker 2: But you've never partaken that. But I can clock someone

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Speaker 2: who is an avid porn viewer by opening their phone

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Speaker 2: and gard as far and not even typing in a letter.

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Speaker 2: But if it's incognito mode, they watch a lot of

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Speaker 2: fucking porn because a lot of people just leave there,

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Speaker 2: just use incognito mode as their search.

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Speaker 1: They know somebody who does that. We both are very

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Speaker 1: close to somebody who doesn't know and you know who?

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Speaker 2: Oh I know? If you yeah, like you need to

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Speaker 2: be slicker with the way you view your p word,

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Speaker 2: well I.

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Speaker 1: Just buy it analogue. I believe in consuming magazines and

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Speaker 1: then looking at pictures and leaving the rest of my

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Speaker 1: to my imagination. But I also do this thing where

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Speaker 1: I just I make my own zines and there used

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Speaker 1: to pictures of you when you're not looking, And then

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Speaker 1: I look at those and I let my imagination room

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Speaker 1: and I think of the nights we've spent.

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Speaker 2: Are you using the shower camera?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my god, how do you know?

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Speaker 2: I installed it?

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Speaker 1: I know but like I didn't know you knew I

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Speaker 1: had access to it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, whatever freaking me out right now, you're really scaring me.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have this big fucking contraption on your lap?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I did.

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Speaker 1: We should put a sticker over that.

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Speaker 2: I know, I literally I literally thought about that, and

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Speaker 2: I was like no, like Apple respect, like give me money,

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Speaker 2: But I thought no, no, no. I got one of

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Speaker 2: those ancestry ancestry DNA reports done. Yeah, I got one

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Speaker 2: of those ancestry DNA reports done. Uh to find out

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Speaker 2: like what I am obviously like I'm cracker, Like I'm

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Speaker 2: literally one cracker, Like it's what it is, Like, it's okay,

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Speaker 2: but what's up on top of that? I guy is

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Speaker 2: like dying. But on top of that, I found out

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Speaker 2: about this thing called Prometheas. I think that's how you

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Speaker 2: say it. But you take the DNA data that ancestry

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Speaker 2: it as a text file and then you can upload

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Speaker 2: that text and it's like, I mean, it's all of

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Speaker 2: your DNA like all other exactly. It's crazy. But you

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Speaker 2: can install it or you can upload it into prometheas.

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Speaker 1: I got a few people I could do that test on,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because all.

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Speaker 2: That spit was trapped in your crevices.

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Speaker 1: Also, while you were talking, I had a moment where

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Speaker 1: and then no, and I was listening, but I was

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Speaker 1: trying to juggle the joke that I had in my

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Speaker 1: now I just have to say it. The joke was

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Speaker 1: when you were like, oh my god, Kai's over there dying,

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Speaker 1: When he says that Kai's not actually on screen dying,

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Speaker 1: He's just like laughing really hard.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to make like an old

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just gonna like just for people who maybe

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Speaker 1: if someone's driving there, Oh my god, Cuy's dying. I

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Speaker 1: need to like switch over to visual, Like he's not dying.

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Speaker 1: He's When we say that, we mean like he's laughing

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when I say like I'm dead as fuck, I'm

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Speaker 1: But anyone who's eight million years old listening and cous.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So prometheer Is takes that DNA data and tells

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Speaker 2: you like based off of specific like whatever they're fucking called.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask me questions about it. It's beyond my head.

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Speaker 2: But like it goes through each DNA strands and it

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Speaker 2: finds like the markers in your DNA that like show

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Speaker 2: higher risk for certain things, and it's like it's good

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Speaker 2: it's actually funny because I have it just highlighted on

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Speaker 2: bad and mail is popping up, which is interesting.

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Speaker 1: But like you being a male.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is bad, but guys, like it's over for me,

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Speaker 2: like you really thought like I thought it was blood cloths,

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Speaker 2: like I thought it was black mold, like I thought

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Speaker 2: it was like anything else other than this. But like

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Speaker 2: it's so like I'm down bad, like I might.

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Speaker 1: Much worse than we could have ever imagined.

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Speaker 2: I literally like might not make it.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, I just don't like I believe in science,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know that I believe in this because

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, one, it's insane that like your data

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Speaker 1: is just out there after doing that one thing to

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Speaker 1: buy this information from someone else. But two, bitch, if

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Speaker 1: I was running this business, I would lie.

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Speaker 2: It's deleted in forty five days. Oh really yeah, but

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Speaker 2: that's why I did it because I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: not doing all that, but this is so bad. So guys,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how much longer we're gonna be able

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Speaker 2: really bad. But it says significantly increased approximately twenty times

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Speaker 1: Bitch, I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 2: Like I literally like what you said, cancer, I have

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Speaker 2: twenty times higher risk of getting B cell cancer. This

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Speaker 2: is it's like so bad, Like yeah.

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Speaker 1: And you don't have like you don't you don't know

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Speaker 2: It's probably already bruin in there.

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Speaker 1: Like this is the equivalent to like reading someone's charts

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Speaker 1: have a bad day today, but we don't know.

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Speaker 2: I was saying today that I was like, this is

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Speaker 2: looking at how I'm going to die basically because there's

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Speaker 1: Like we kind of knew that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like we I have that.

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Speaker 1: You literally your body physically can't digest any meal. I

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Speaker 2: Go to sleep immediately. I got a five point seven

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Speaker 2: times increased risk for thyroid cancer.

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Speaker 1: Where's what's a thyroid? It's in your throat right right? Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: I know how you got the throat one.

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Speaker 2: This one's crazy. I got a six point two times

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Speaker 2: increased risk of developing prostate cancer.

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Speaker 1: Again, now how you go that one's.

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Speaker 2: This one says and it read me to filth that

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Speaker 2: I probably have scaly skin patches, which is.

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Speaker 1: Just like you're kind of ugly. You might die from cancer.

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Speaker 2: But this is the greatest information I have ever gotten

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Speaker 2: in my life, and it quite literally might be the

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Speaker 1: If I have anything to do with it, not as

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Speaker 1: long as you're living with me. Because when I hit

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Speaker 1: it's such a bad habit.

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Speaker 2: I'm also going to get breast cancer probably at something.

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Speaker 1: That's what it does. Yeah, I just don't find this

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Speaker 2: Ummm wait, there's some more shit age related mascular degeneration.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna get authritis probably.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, actually everybody, I have a four time

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Speaker 1: Why does everybody not get authritis? And with age you

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Speaker 2: Not everybody. Rheumatward arthritis is like you can get arthritis

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Speaker 1: Like it's like really fucking your shit up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like down.

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Speaker 1: Imagine not being able to finger yourself, bro, Like damn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that does.

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Speaker 1: I guess you have the technology to do it with

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Speaker 1: other things. God made so many things.

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Speaker 2: But I'm trying to get where because you can just

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Speaker 2: highlight all the good stuff. But it's not freaking popping.

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Speaker 1: There is no good stuff, dude. That's the thing is

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Speaker 1: like there's no way to highlight it because there's nothing

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Speaker 2: Like literally this says the only one I thought.

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Speaker 1: It says you should kill yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. This one says like I have like

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Speaker 2: an abnormally large penis, and like big fuck.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, because I don't say that.

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Speaker 2: This one actually does say that, like my brain is

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Speaker 4: I want to see.

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Speaker 2: It's like like everything I say and that like you're

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Speaker 2: really misunderstood and like just things like that, like just generally.

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Speaker 1: Misunderstand it got that from your DNA. How would they

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Speaker 1: know that? Don't Drew has issues? Dude. The things Drew

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Speaker 1: spends money on, I don't understand. Like if you were

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Speaker 1: ever wondering what Drew spends his money on, it's ship

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Speaker 1: like that and this, and I think that's like a

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Speaker 1: really good in rocks.

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Speaker 2: Rocks and bugs. This okay for the girls that don't know,

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Speaker 2: because I'm sure a few of y'all out.

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Speaker 1: There, this is like an insane show.

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Speaker 2: This is called a duo on And like I said,

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Speaker 2: a few episodes ago, I am like so incredibly down bad,

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Speaker 2: This connects via Bluetooth to your Pokemon Go app, and

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Speaker 2: while you're driving or walking, you don't even have to

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Speaker 2: Wow, that was actually really good, really good.

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Speaker 1: Guess were ten dollars lower? It was eighty fucking dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's it's for convenience and no.

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Speaker 1: For convenient Let me see if that's that feels like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this you could have got this on shean, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: How do you know this isn't hacking your phone? This

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Speaker 2: I am a targeted individual, but we all know this already.

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Speaker 1: Like I don't think it's not like a sexual.

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Speaker 1: Too but what do you know that any other schizophrenic

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Speaker 2: Honestly, like it's it's it's really bad. No. I was

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Speaker 2: Actually, what it was is it was the higher powers

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Speaker 1: And that's why you were a passenger, Princess, not because

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Speaker 2: You knew, you know it, But yeah, I was. I

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Speaker 1: I will say that light that shines the like camera

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's all take it is weird. And they

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Speaker 2: it is like a camera or like a light our censor,

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Speaker 1: Can't get from that?

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Speaker 4: You're like, you don't want to know that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my nails are so fucking brittle and than right now,

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Speaker 2: I feel so emasculated, like like when I when my

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Speaker 1: Feel you don't live in a primitive time where you

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Speaker 2: Though I know well I climb tree stick a lot.

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Speaker 1: I don't think like I think even if your nails

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I really don't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think porta potties are like remember how you

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Speaker 1: Papa Squad?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would really like that. Actually, no, yeah, port

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Speaker 1: Like there's never a light in there, even when it's

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Speaker 2: That might be their goal.

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Speaker 1: That might be the goal, Yeah, but they're really gross

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know those. I think those were like a

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Speaker 1: Though they need a mirror on it or something. Though

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Speaker 2: Candy Man?

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Speaker 1: Is that what that movie is about? A mirror?

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Speaker 1: Oh so it's like Bloody Mary.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Wow, so they replaced Bloody Mary with a man.

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Speaker 2: Candy Man is candy Yeah, candy Man is the one

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Speaker 1: And did you see that movie?

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Speaker 2: I saw it like twenty years ago, Like my dad

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Speaker 1: Movie for some reason. Candy Man sounds like a new

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Speaker 2: They remade it. Oh okay, yeah, but the old one

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Speaker 2: there was like a scene where he was like covered

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Speaker 1: I think it might be natural human instinct, because it's

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Speaker 1: Listen eighty seven Pokemon hot.

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Speaker 2: It kind of keeps track of everything I've done, and

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Speaker 1: Well, your bag is full, That's what I just told you,

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Speaker 1: So it's not going to be collecting anymore.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just turn it off? You don't want

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Speaker 2: She's part of the Illuminati.

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Speaker 1: I would have sex with him, though, do not if

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Speaker 1: like in the car with my handout and I'm wearing

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00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,439
Speaker 1: that green shirt if you've seen that video. That was

445
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 1: literally after seeing Doja Cat live and I cried because

446
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 1: I felt so scared and uncomfortable and I was so happy.

447
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,440
Speaker 1: I almost took an edible before I went and saw Drake,

448
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,600
Speaker 1: And I'm so happy I did it because like, also

449
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 1: the little kid who he keeps bringing on stage, does

450
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 1: that kid not have school? Like is he being paid,

451
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 1: like do we need to help him? Like why is

452
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 1: he just on stage? And I literally thought he was

453
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 1: a hologram or like an animatronic for half the show

454
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 1: and it was genuinely terrifying. Doesn't like have holograms, he

455
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 1: has like filters playing on people's faces and it's on stage.

456
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 2: Isn't there like a hologram of him? But it's like

457
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 2: someone projecting, projecting mapping his face on like a younger

458
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:36,560
Speaker 2: version of.

459
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 1: Him, And yeah, it is like it's it's weird, Like

460
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: I don't understand how they did it.

461
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 2: Well.

462
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: I wasn't close enough to see if the kid actually

463
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: like looks like him or had something on his face,

464
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 1: but on the screen they have it like like a

465
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 1: deep fake thing of his own face playing, and the

466
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,479
Speaker 1: kid is like, I guess told the move really weird

467
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: because he looks like an animatronic. And I when I

468
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: first saw I was like, oh my god, he has

469
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,239
Speaker 1: a hologram, Like what the fuck is that? And then

470
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: I realized it was actually a couch and like actually

471
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: a person on there. But it was really really scary.

472
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 1: So that's my update is I'm really scared of Drake.

473
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, any anytime, I'm at a concert, like it's like

474
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 2: the most euphoric I've ever been. Like I'm like, oh, like,

475
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,919
Speaker 2: I love this so much. I love that everyone is

476
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 2: here for the same thing. And then like I always

477
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,640
Speaker 2: have these really really low moments where I like am

478
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 2: looking at a sea of people in the back of

479
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 2: their heads and like they're all like barely moving, and

480
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, are y'all even alive? Like are people existing

481
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 2: behind me? Like this is really fucking weird simulation shit, like,

482
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 2: and I'm sure everybody has that moment where they're like,

483
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 2: what the fuck are we doing? Like this is so weird, But.

484
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get other people just like enjoy their life.

485
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 2: I get the most existential I've ever been, like ever

486
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 2: self aware and existential concerts. Every time I go, I'm

487
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 2: just like, this is so so bizarre.

488
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,439
Speaker 1: It gets so scary, Like I don't know, it was

489
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,719
Speaker 1: really weird. Also, people kept taking videos of me, and

490
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, yeah, I know.

491
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 4: It was weird.

492
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 2: I was I was telling everyone that that video is like,

493
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 2: literally I think one of the funniest things you've ever done,

494
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 2: one and two, Like it was one of those moments

495
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: where I was like jealous, like that I wasn't the

496
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 2: one to make that joke, Like I was so like, damn,

497
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,439
Speaker 2: this is so funny.

498
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 1: Somebody reposted that video on TikTok and one of the

499
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 1: top comments was like, do you understand how confused the

500
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: people who were trying to film Drake are when they

501
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 1: look back at that video and to see you looking

502
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 1: at them like, hey, I'm here. There was one girl

503
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: who she like behind her phone, like had her phone

504
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: like this and kept being like she was like like

505
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: did they want to look at me? Like kept trying

506
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: to like like knewver her phone where she couldn't see

507
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: my face because everybody I was like right by the stairs,

508
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 1: So everybody right there was like staring not staring at me,

509
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: but they were trying to see Drake. Yeah, but like

510
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: I was just staring right at all of them, and

511
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: I caught eye contact with every single person. Every single

512
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: person probably thought I was a fucking psychoaout Like the

513
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: way I walk into any situation and I clock one

514
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: person who makes me uncomfortable, I'm like, cool, they're gonna

515
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: stab me. I was giving that.

516
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 2: To someone to stabbing today. Yeah, I think we need

517
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 2: to have Doja cat On to fight the Illuminati allegations.

518
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 2: I think what I think is it's a case of

519
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 2: all publicity is good, publicity taken too far, and this

520
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 2: whole satanic panic, like everyone playing off of this satanic panic,

521
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 2: like as publicity is just so tried and fucking boring,

522
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 2: and like everyone was just fucking fed up with it,

523
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 2: and like Dojah just took it too fucking far. She

524
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 2: was just like like, yeah, I don't know, that's my

525
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 2: take on it. Like, no one's actually in the fucking Illuminati.

526
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 2: The Illuminati isn't fucking real. She just did it too far?

527
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: Guys? Is it?

528
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 5: Like?

529
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: How would we know?

530
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 2: It's right in front of you? Guys, we're not in

531
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: the Illuminati. You remember the black Eye photo of me.

532
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 3: You know, the thing of those people like touching the orb.

533
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: No, what I'm talking about, Like, why don't you ask

534
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: me if I know about it?

535
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 3: Well, I assume since you're a.

536
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 2: Girl, you're I was that you're not as intellectual as

537
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 2: as boys.

538
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 3: Well, Drew's obviously the schizophrenic one, you know.

539
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 1: And I'm the normal one.

540
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's always one normal one and one schizophrenic one

541
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 3: in the squad. But no, it's like some island that

542
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 3: all these conspiracy theorists were like, oh, elites go to

543
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 3: this island and they do ritual.

544
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 2: I was like the big owl burning.

545
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and like photos came out of like actual

546
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 3: people that were like touching an orb and like Hillary

547
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 3: Clinton's there bruval to one.

548
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: White people just like take an overly holistic viewpoint of

549
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: their life because they get so bored and they don't

550
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: have problems, and then they're like, we need to do

551
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: something the end, like we just need to do something,

552
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: like literally so bored. So they yeah, so they start

553
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: just like going and making ship up like that has

554
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: to be the equivalent of that. It's like it's like

555
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: when people go on like a SPA retreat. That's their

556
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: version of a SPA retreat because they've been to too

557
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: many SPA retreats, so they're like, we need to start

558
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,239
Speaker 1: our own thing.

559
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then there there's that big fucking tunnel too

560
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 2: that they dug through and then yes, and it was

561
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 2: for Lana del Rey release party and they had like

562
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 2: a really demonic like ritual done like a big dance thing,

563
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: and like watching it like when I was fourteen, I

564
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 2: was like, oh wow, this is really crazy. But I

565
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 2: think it's literally just like people like being stupid, and

566
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: that's what I'm gonna choose to believe, So I don't go.

567
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: They're all fucking high as ship.

568
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 2: They all did show you the video. It's it's honestly

569
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 2: really bizarre, like the ship that they're acting out, and.

570
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: It's like, wait, is it famous people?

571
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 2: No, No, it's like rich people, really really wealthy people,

572
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 2: like board through a mountain and like the opening it

573
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 2: was like a big hole in the ground, and like

574
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 2: the ceremony after was like just really creepy, and it

575
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 2: was like the the Olympics Ypning in twenty twelve or

576
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 2: something like that or twenty sixteen, like had like a

577
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 2: big ass like sculpture of like a grim reaper and

578
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 2: like like the Olympics. Yeah, they had like a big

579
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: like their Olympic ritual, and then there was like viruses everywhere,

580
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 2: and people were like it was predictive programming for like

581
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: the pandemic that's gonna come in twenty twenty or it

582
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 2: could have been like twenty eighteen, but it was it

583
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 2: was one year.

584
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: Well, the only time I watched the Olympics was in

585
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: twenty twelve when One Direction performed that's the only time

586
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: I've ever seen anything about the Olympics. Like, I'm not kidding.

587
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: Is it the Olympics happening in LA this year? M

588
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: or is it next year? Twenty twenty four?

589
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty four?

590
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: Why are we going to the Olympics. That's fucking life

591
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: it Wait that was the Olympics, I know. And then

592
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: they's kind of insane for the Olympics.

593
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Wait that was the Olympics too, Yes,

594
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: and then there's like crazy people in like beds and shit,

595
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 2: like it's really it's really it is really bizarre.

596
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: Wait, why is it a pirate.

597
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 4: Eight?

598
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: This is Hamilton. I've never seen Hamilton bro. I don't

599
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: know what that is.

600
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just know that one dude is like really creepy.

601
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico him.

602
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. But what did you just say? Oh

603
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 2: you just said something.

604
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: I said, I've only seen the Olympics when One Direction play,

605
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: that's the only time I tapped in. And I remember

606
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: that day so vividly because that was the day I

607
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: was like thirteen. I was like, I'm going to live

608
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: in New York and be a writer. And I was

609
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: sitting there watching One Direction, which is like okay, like

610
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: you swear, like what the fuck? Like you're literally watching

611
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: and I was eating special case cereal and it was

612
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,479
Speaker 1: really fun and I missed those times.

613
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: The only time I really tuned into the Olympics was

614
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: Michael Phelps like Gold Metal Run, And when I found

615
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 2: out Michael Phelps smoked weed, it was earth shattering.

616
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: Like heartbreaking or yes, I was like, it's like when

617
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: we all found out Zaane and Justin Bieber smoked weed and.

618
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: We're like, stop, well Justin Bieber smokes myth with Selena Gomez.

619
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: Have you seen the video of them like literally like

620
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 2: running through like a met like a meth populated area,

621
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 2: and like they just bought meth and they like are

622
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: running away.

623
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: No, Sean Men doesn't call.

624
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 2: The video of them walking that was literally one of

625
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 2: the best videos ever. We got to insert that.

626
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to insert our recreation of it too.

627
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: We were so.

628
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 2: Fucking we were literally was that pandemic board.

629
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: They were going on their pandemic walk and it was

630
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: like Shot Mendays and Camela Comeo taking a pandemic walk.

631
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 2: Oh there's like a big ass fucking squirrel in that tree.

632
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: Right now, you have a you have adhd spot squirrel,

633
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: shiny squirrel. You know what was I saying?

634
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: Shiny shiny object.

635
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: Next time I go to a store and a like

636
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: clerk or sales assistant is being too pushy and really

637
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: trying to make me buy something I don't want to buy,

638
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna fucking steal it.

639
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 2: Where were you want to get rid of it? So bad?

640
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: It was literally a video game store. They were like

641
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: trying to push video games on us. So I stole

642
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff in retaliation for a business that

643
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: needed my purchase. I stole from them.

644
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we should. I'll just start stealing from

645
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 2: small businesses. Bus it's also just boring, yeah, like stealing

646
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: from people who have enough money like that can afford it. Like, no,

647
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 2: I want to ruin people's lives.

648
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want this to Like really, I want to

649
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: cause a domino effect. I don't do anything just to

650
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,479
Speaker 1: do it. I do it for the domino effect.

651
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: We should destroy the economy. Oh, when they're like all

652
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: these freaking financial studies coming out that like Taylor Swift

653
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 2: when she goes to certain places on tour that she

654
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: like stimulates the economy like in a crazy way, Like

655
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: I think it was it was Philadelphia or it was

656
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 2: either Philadelphia or another P word place that she goes.

657
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: A key word you're thinking of is your mom's p word,

658
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: because when I go there, I over stimulated.

659
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: It was actually your gat pussy Like girl, you got

660
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 2: a gat for a vagina? Bagina is gat?

661
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.

662
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: What is that you gotta gat a gat bajina? What

663
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Speaker 2: it's like when you see like a But you're supposed

664
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: to go yeah, damn okay, but like people are, you're

665
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: not supposed to say like that, goad damn what got

666
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: you gotta get? But Taylor Swift, But Taylor Swift stimulates

667
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: how he.

668
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: Said button not booms? She said big button not But

669
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: so it's not straight Okay, sorry, okay. Taylor Swift stimulates

670
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: herself keep going.

671
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 2: No, she stimulates the economy in the craziest like that.

672
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 2: But you know, in Pennsylvania, Philadelphia somewhere, the like Tourism

673
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: Board like said that it was the most hotels ever

674
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: rented out in a single three day period, and it

675
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: was something like three hundred thousand hotel rooms were rented out,

676
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 2: which like if you think about that for three that's

677
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: hotels that's like a billion dollars in revenue for Pennsylvania,

678
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 2: Philadelphia or something like that. That's crazy, And then not

679
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: even to mention like all the Ubers and the people

680
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: on tour, we're.

681
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: Literally gonna like the economy is going to be boost

682
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm honestly gonna feel bad for everybody in those towns

683
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: who like aren't used to that kind of like traffic, traffic.

684
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: They're gonna like be like to work and stuff.

685
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 2: And it's damage the economy. We're gonna have to like

686
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 2: file for bankrupt Yeah, we're gonna have to like beg

687
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 2: the government to give us money back. What the fu

688
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 2: were you looking at looking at your vagina?

689
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: The thing is you like work because you're gonna.

690
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: Reeks in here.

691
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: I almost said something so fucking gross, but.

692
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: What are we gonna say?

693
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: It wasn't even that gross, but it was just disgusting

694
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: to say to you. But I was gonna be like, oh,

695
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: do you want to just give it a taste so

696
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: you can put the rumors to us. But the idea

697
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: of me looking at you and saying.

698
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 2: Do you want to well this this is one line

699
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 2: in one line only, and we're not touching on it

700
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 2: for any longer than we have to, but Big Sexy

701
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 2: Man had emergency or complaying in the background. If you're watching, Hello,

702
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about.

703
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you immediately.

704
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: And what's crazy is I I had already stalked this

705
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: person a lot, a.

706
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: Lot of a lot of videos we're seen. Why are

707
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: you backtracking because now you're.

708
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: Embarrassed because I'm embarrassed.

709
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: But you can we can. We don't have to talk

710
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: about it.

711
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can move on. Let's move on, should I?

712
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 2: This is all notes on a specific event that happened

713
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: that I was like, I wanted to talk about. What's

714
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 2: the I want to make a movie about it, or

715
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: like write a movie about it, because it is the

716
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 2: one of the craziest things ever heard happen, and no

717
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 2: one's made a movie on it yet, and it's fucking

718
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 2: crazy because it would be like a sick Cronenberg movie.

719
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 2: I mean not Cronenberg Coen Brothers or like Cronenberg. He's

720
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 2: he's another like really creepy director. He makes really creepy movies. Okay,

721
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 2: but it's the nineteen oh four Olympic Marathon.

722
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, brog Like I'm sorry, nineteen

723
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: oh four isn't a year I need to have any

724
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: like knowledge on It's damn. I'm sorry, but that squirrel

725
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 1: is going in. He's hanging upside down right now, Squirrel.

726
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 2: It's the worst race ever.

727
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: Look at it, Drew. His feet are hanging off do

728
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: you see that his feet are hanging off the let.

729
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 5: He's tweaky where I don't know, I've never seen them

730
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 5: do that. He's like using his feet to.

731
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: Hold him and his tail. He's gonna fall and fucking die.

732
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:05,439
Speaker 1: Did Dude? What's crazy is that animal has no fear

733
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: of literally falling to his death right now, Like that's

734
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: not even on his mind. Do you see that guy?

735
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 3: Oh whoa, Yeah, he has.

736
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: Really big nipples. It had like six big ass fucking nipples,

737
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 2: fucking massive areolas.

738
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: I've never seen a squirrel actually do what a score

739
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: was meant to do. Usually they just like want.

740
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 2: Climbing on trunk of the tree. Yeah, they're like climbing

741
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: on roofs and fucking wires.

742
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

743
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: But the nineteen oh four Olympic Marathon was the worst

744
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 2: race in human history. It was like in nineteen oh four,

745
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 2: so they obviously didn't understand like proper hydration and like

746
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 2: how to take care of people.

747
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,919
Speaker 1: By nineteen oh four, they didn't know they needed water.

748
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 2: They knew they needed water, but they didn't know like

749
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 2: at the rate.

750
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: They didn't know that they needed red forty.

751
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 2: Which I'm still I'm still like, I don't believe that

752
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: we need that much water to survive, because I swear

753
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 2: to God, from like six years old to like twenty one,

754
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: I only drank Coca cola.

755
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: For that's being really nice to yourself from twenty one

756
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: to twenty five right now, because no, no, no, no,

757
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: don't really. Oh my god, it's funny because it wasn't

758
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 1: on camera and I haven't seen that in your hands

759
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: since we last recorded. I have seen it in his hands.

760
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 2: Proper hydration like your cup water, well, it is just jizz.

761
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: That's addie water. When me and Ya were on press play,

762
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 2: we would find adderall pills and dump them into bottles

763
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 2: of water because we wanted to share them. But they

764
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: were the ones that you had, the like capsules that

765
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 2: had a bunch of little beads in it, and we

766
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 2: would put it in water. But it's not water soluble,

767
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 2: so we would shake it up and it wouldn't melt,

768
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: and we would go to drink it.

769
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: And like each other those little pellets.

770
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we were like fighting to be the person

771
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: to get the last swig and like whoever got.

772
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 1: The last swig you will never guess who won.

773
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ann your one. And it was fucked up, but yeah,

774
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 2: we were We were drinking adderall water, you know.

775
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: And I was up till eight am and then we

776
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: continued to go and meet all of you guys. Hung

777
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: over at the ripe age of seventeen. It was bloodshot

778
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: eyes shaking.

779
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 2: In like a in a in like purgatory almost like

780
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 2: it was really crazy, like you couldn't even think thoughts. Okay,

781
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: So this race was on unpaved roads. It was like

782
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 2: dirt roads. They were running on dirt roads through the

783
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: middle of the city in Saint Louis.

784
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: Running from the coming of Christ, like running off.

785
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 2: It's so crazy. And like also they started this race

786
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 2: at three pm in Saint Louis in the middle of

787
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 2: fucking summer. So in the shade it was ninety degrees

788
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 2: and outsider shade it was upwards of one hundred and

789
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 2: five degrees running a marathon, which in today's standard, like

790
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: you cannot start a race legally if it's higher than

791
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 2: seventy degrees, Like really, I mean I think you can,

792
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 2: but it's like really really hardly recommend and did that,

793
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 2: Like you don't start The ideal temperature to start a

794
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: race is forty to fifty degrees damn. Like you want

795
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 2: to be cold and then work your way up. Yeah,

796
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: and you want to be done by fucking ten, Like

797
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 2: you don't want to be racing. Yeah, you don't want

798
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: to be racing. And on top of all of that,

799
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: on this race, there were only two water stations the

800
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: entire marathon.

801
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: This is the Olympics. This isn't like someone was just

802
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: having fun.

803
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: This is the Olympics and they were only was it

804
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 2: the first Olympics. No, there were only two water stations.

805
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 2: And the reason why it's fucking crazy. So the commissioner

806
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 2: of the race was like using these people as like

807
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 2: experiments and he wanted to like research quote unquote purposeful dehydration,

808
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 2: which is crazy. Yeah, so they only put two water

809
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 2: stations in one hundred degree weather to like experiment on

810
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 2: these like poor fucking racers. Like it was so so sad,

811
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 2: and then I could keep getting into it. I could

812
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 2: really go deep sad. There's like some parts that are like, damn,

813
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: but only thirty four percent of the people who started

814
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: the race finished. Only fourteen people finished.

815
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 1: And this is not any of those bitches.

816
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're real, real, like healthy and like people

817
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: were literally just like collapsing it and like coughing up

818
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 2: blood and like literally almost dying because of all the

819
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 2: dust they were inhaling on this race, like they were spinning.

820
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: They do it on the road like that on purpose

821
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: or they just it was just that was just a

822
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: plus for the freaks who were putting on the experiment.

823
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: They were like, oh cool, yeah.

824
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 2: Now we get the see yeah, we get to see

825
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 2: their freaking well. Like, this race was so insane that

826
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 2: people were literally like being run off the fucking course

827
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 2: by rabid animals and like dogs were chasing them around. Yeah,

828
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 2: it's like really really crazy PanAm. Yeah. Yeah, this was

829
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 2: in Orlando. So this this is a story. I'm like, oh,

830
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 2: Wes Anderson needs to make a movie about this. But

831
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 2: one of the racers I thought he was like happy

832
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 2: with his movies.

833
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's the story of one of the races.

834
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the racers was this mail man from Cuba.

835
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: Shut the hell, Yeah he's talking.

836
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 3: I think that was the first time I've ever sneezed

837
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 3: on it.

838
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 2: I think so.

839
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: I think though it sounded very like a like a

840
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: girl sneezing sound.

841
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a really girlish sneeze.

842
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?

843
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: I bet he's going to put a vocalizer on it

844
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: to make it deeper, Yeah, because it was like you

845
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: and like stretch it out.

846
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 3: A little bit, you like, let out a little b Yeah,

847
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: I'm going to edit a bunch of farts throughout the

848
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 3: entire episode while you guys are talking.

849
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 2: That's good for Are you calling me fart mouth?

850
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 4: WHOA?

851
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 3: That's good for us.

852
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 2: Actually, one of the racers was a mail man from

853
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 2: Cuba and like, so to get to the Olympics is

854
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 2: like it's really fucking expensive and like you need sponsors

855
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 2: and like you need funding. Like a lot of people

856
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 2: just can't afford to go to the Olympics on their own,

857
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 2: especially in nineteen oh four, what was.

858
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: It like three dollars to go.

859
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, before inflation. He was doing this thing called

860
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 2: like running for money or something. I don't know the

861
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 2: fucking term for it, but he would literally just like

862
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 2: run around Cuba money. Yeah, he would run around Cuba

863
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: and just like collect donations from people. Yeah, and like

864
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 2: they to get him to the Olympics, because like he

865
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: wanted to go really badly. Well, it's finally time for

866
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 2: him to fucking leave. He gets on the boat and

867
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 2: he's driving across the ocean and fucking partying on this

868
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 2: big ass boat, like with all the money he just got.

869
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 2: Then he lands in Louisiana. And when he gets to Louisiana,

870
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 2: he's not supposed to be there very long, but he

871
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 2: like gets there and just gambles all of his money

872
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: away and parties the entire fucking time he's there. Like

873
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 2: he turns the club.

874
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: And he goes to Miami and starts a family and

875
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: now he still lives there.

876
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: Well, this dude is alive, Yeah, exactly. Well, this dude

877
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 2: is like, oh fuck, I like have a race, So

878
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: he like starts hitchhiking, but he has no money to

879
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: get to the fucking race. So he starts hitch hiking,

880
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: and he's like taking buggies and cars and riding trains

881
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,240
Speaker 2: all the way to Saint Louis.

882
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: At the cars and shit looked like and there was

883
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: a cars yet they were insane.

884
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 2: And then he gets there, and when he gets there,

885
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: it's like seconds before the race, and there's photos of him,

886
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 2: and right before the race he's in like civilian clothings.

887
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 2: He fucking stinks. He's been traveling for forty hours. He

888
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 2: hasn't eaten in forty hours.

889
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: He's like, so, oh, bitch, God, imaginetting this on your

890
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: sweet sixteen I'd be pissed talking about reading an eve

891
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: Babbit book. And she was like, in this book, sorry, interp,

892
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: but in this book she's talking to somebody who grew

893
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: up in like the fucking nineteen twenties and shit. So

894
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: by the time this girl was sixteen in nineteen twenty seven,

895
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 1: her parents gave her a car and they were like, oh,

896
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: it was a Ford Model T. And me looking for

897
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: a bit just car. I'm like, oh, what's a Form

898
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: Model T.

899
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 2: Bitch, you were looking at them? You were gonna buy

900
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 2: a Ford Model T because fucking eat babbits, because not.

901
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: Even eave babbits out of her friend had it. Wait,

902
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: Ford Model T. Look at this fucking car.

903
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, Steven's dad has one.

904
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, here I go the fear I go. Wait.

905
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: It was literally like like one of.

906
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: These, Yeah, those are classics.

907
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: Actually this is low key lit like i'd be serving

908
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: Great Gatsby.

909
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, great gats speak where it's giving the light. Okay.

910
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 2: So this dude gets to the race right before it's

911
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 2: about to start, and he's in just full civilian clothing

912
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 2: and all these racers are in like short short it's

913
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 2: like off sleeves, like they're literally just like ready and

914
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: prepared for the race. Well he's like, fuck, I can't

915
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 2: race in this, so he literally cuts off his pants

916
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: like into shorts, and he cuts the sleeves into short

917
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: sleeves and he's just gonna race in civilian clothing. Well,

918
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 2: he hasn't eaten in forty hours because he was just

919
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,240
Speaker 2: hitchhiking the whole way there. And like there's like mixed

920
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 2: like people, yeah, mixed accounts of like recounts of this happening,

921
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: So like this could be real or it couldn't, could

922
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 2: not be real, but I'm gonna choose it to be real.

923
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,240
Speaker 2: You choose to take how you want. But this dude

924
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 2: was starving, so he ran up to two strangers who

925
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 2: were eating peaches and he stole these peaches from them,

926
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: ate them really quick, and then just started the race.

927
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 2: Like the race started and he's like, obviously two peaches

928
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 2: isn't doing anything for you got to run, Like what

929
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: is it? Like fucking ten miles? Is how long is

930
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 2: a marathon? Like fourteen miles or some shit twenty miles,

931
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: twenty six miles. I don't fucking know, because it's in kilometers,

932
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 2: like bitch, fuck kilometers, like literally fuck kilometers. Kill yourself. Well,

933
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: he like is in the middle of this race and

934
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 2: he's starving, his stomach's hurting, and they're running past some

935
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 2: orchard on this race, and so he goes up and

936
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 2: he grabs a bunch of apples on the floor and

937
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: starts eating them. Well, those apples were like, hella, hella,

938
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 2: fucking rotten. So like he starts getting like really gnarly

939
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 2: kramps and bubbly guts and like he feels really sick

940
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: and he's about to throw up. He's also been running

941
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,439
Speaker 2: in one hundred degree red weather for like fucking two

942
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 2: hours or something, and he's just like freaking the fuck out.

943
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 2: So he lays down in the shade to take a nap. Well,

944
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 2: he wakes up and he's like, fuck, I need to

945
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: finish this race. So he just starts running and he

946
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 2: is one of the only people to finish the race,

947
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 2: and he placed fucking fourth place while taking a nap

948
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 2: in the middle of the race. If that shows you

949
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 2: how fucking awful these conditions were.

950
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: This seems like a story like a teacher would tell

951
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: you about taking your time in life. So there was

952
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: this man.

953
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 2: So then there was this guy named Fred Lores who

954
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: was the winner. And he finished the race in three

955
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: hours and fifteen minutes, which I think for today's standards

956
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 2: is pretty fucking fast, let alone doing it in a

957
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 2: hundred degree weather in nineteen oh four. Oh he had

958
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 2: that water. Yeah, yeah, yeah he got he had the

959
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 2: yeah he had yeah he had gorpcore. Well, this dude

960
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 2: is a good runner, like world class, and he was

961
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:36,479
Speaker 2: actually really impressive. But as he crossed the finish line,

962
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 2: he was like partying with like Franklin Franklin Roosevelt's daughter,

963
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 2: Like the press was like hyping him up. He was

964
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 2: about to receive it out to him. You know, he

965
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 2: was about the bang. He was getting interviewed like it

966
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: was it was.

967
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: It was the lone survivor of the world's most chaotic

968
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: marathon and getting to.

969
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 2: Hit Yeah, no, he won. He was probably really stinky

970
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 2: he probably a good pheromone.

971
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was calling his pheramount.

972
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 2: I mean, he's getting interviewed. And then it comes out

973
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 2: that this dude halfway through the race collapsed at mile

974
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: nine from like dehydration and cramps and took a fucking

975
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 2: car all the way to a mile before the finish

976
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 2: line and just jogged the rest and like he made

977
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: it believable enough that like it was like, yeah, so

978
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 2: he cheated and got first place. Did he hit though, Yeah,

979
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 2: he smashed, he hit. He fucking finessed Franklin Rozer Belt's

980
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 2: dobble fuck man. But the real winner was Thomas Hicks.

981
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 2: And halfway through the race he was like begging for

982
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 2: water and like freaking the fuck out. He was like

983
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 2: so dehydrated, like as everyone was, and he had his

984
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: like two trainers with him. This dude is like a

985
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 2: world class runner. I think he went on the next

986
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 2: year to actually win first place again in nineteen oh five,

987
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: but like halfway through the race, obviously like everyone else,

988
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 2: he was like freaking the fuck out dehydrated, and he

989
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,439
Speaker 2: had his trainers with him and they were like really

990
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 2: trying to him to like go further, and he it

991
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 2: was to the point where he was like collapsing in

992
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 2: their arms. He was like, I really I cannot finish this.

993
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 2: I cannot do this race. Well, his trainers are like, fuck,

994
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 2: like we have to do something. He's like, you have

995
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 2: to finish line basicly, basically, basically, dude. What they did

996
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 2: is they propped him up on their shoulders and they

997
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: didn't want to like shock his system, and so they

998
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 2: got like a dirty ass fucking rag and just like

999
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 2: dripped water into his mouth and like sponge bath him

1000
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 2: with water. And they were like, is that enough? And

1001
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 2: he was like no, like I'm not gonna be able

1002
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 2: to finish this race. So what they fucking did, in

1003
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 2: true nineteen oh four fashion, gave him a bottle of

1004
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 2: brandy and a bottle and they thought it was a

1005
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: stimulant back then. So he chugged a bottle of brandy.

1006
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: They cracked an egg into his mouth and he ate

1007
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 2: the egg whites or I think he ate the whole

1008
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 2: egg into his mouth, and like that was supposed to

1009
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 2: give him enough energy, and that still wasn't working.

1010
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: On my birthday, we are going to crack a bottle

1011
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: off Casamigos into my mouth, throw an egg in there,

1012
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: and I'm about to literally run back to Miami.

1013
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: Yes, and then so that still wasn't working, so they

1014
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: gave him fucking stryct nine, which is rat poison. They

1015
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: just gave him a bunch of fucking rat poison. So

1016
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 2: they gave him brandy.

1017
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: He sounds like the best day ever, I know, d

1018
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: well he was.

1019
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: He was like tweaking off the fucking bean. Like he

1020
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 2: was literally like hallucinating, like this shit like affects your

1021
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: nervous system, Like I forget what it's like toxic to

1022
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 2: your nervous system. So like it just like whatever motion

1023
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 2: you're doing, your body just does and you like can't

1024
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 2: fucking stop. So he's like repeating this like jogging motion,

1025
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: like all the way to the fucking finish line, and

1026
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: eventually like another couple miles in like his he's like

1027
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 2: kind of failing a little bit. So his trainers flagged

1028
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: down a dude, which in nineteen oh four, this is crazy.

1029
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 2: They flag a dude down in his car. The dude

1030
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: is like, hey, do you have anything to give him?

1031
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I have another bottle of brandy. So

1032
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 2: he drinks another fucking bottle of brandy, and like so

1033
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: he's two bottles of brandy deep. He's strict nine, like

1034
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 2: the fuck out, like hallucinating, like think about doing like

1035
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 2: d MT and that's like what it's doing to this man.

1036
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 2: And he's like geeking. Like we literally told bro we

1037
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 2: geek card like he's like the og geek.

1038
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: It's hard to believe that all these things were happening

1039
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: during this one run.

1040
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 2: I know, it's really really crazy. Well, he's literally like

1041
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 2: a zombie at this point, like just like like stumbling. Yeah,

1042
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 2: getting through it and even crossing the finish line in

1043
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 2: this race is like you deserve a metal like this.

1044
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 2: It's crazy. They were like breathing in fucking glass dust

1045
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 2: and like chemicals and it was dirt and it was

1046
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 2: so bad.

1047
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: Well, like.

1048
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 2: Oh I wrote down age American horror story Asylum post lobotomy,

1049
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 2: it's like what he was, like what he looked like, Yeah,

1050
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 2: full blown LSD trip. Well, he crosses his finish line

1051
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 2: and he's like tweaking so hard off this trick nine

1052
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 2: that when his like uh, people lift him up, he

1053
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 2: still running like you know when you like put a

1054
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 2: dog over like water and they like swim like with

1055
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 2: their legs. He was doing that in real life. But

1056
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 2: like jogging. He was like, and there's a photo of

1057
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 2: him sitting in like this buggy and he's like like

1058
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: he's literally like freaking the feting my birthday.

1059
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: This is what we're doing. You got to get that

1060
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: pick of me and Auber.

1061
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 2: I would literally do rap poison just because it sounds fun.

1062
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: But this dude in three hours and twenty minutes lost

1063
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 2: eight pounds and I'm like, damn, like skinny, like skinny, skinny, skinny,

1064
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 2: Like I need to do that.

1065
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: Like so basically he walked away like a triple winner.

1066
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 2: Yes exactly, that's why. And on the race, in the race, so.

1067
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: He was, but did he he What's crazy is he

1068
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: didn't get to hit Roosevelt's daughter.

1069
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, like but him, come on, but

1070
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 2: yeah he he won the real race, the skinny race,

1071
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 2: And yeah he came out in the closet and was

1072
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 2: a winner. Wait what if I told you that I

1073
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 2: made all of that up?

1074
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,439
Speaker 1: I would like, seriously think you need psychiatric house.

1075
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: I made all that up?

1076
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: Did you actually know?

1077
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 4: Oh?

1078
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: I believe They're like, damn, you're so creative.

1079
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: Like I was just like, damn, we gotta take that

1080
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: iPad away from you. And take you outside.

1081
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 2: I have that baby, But no, that's like obviously nineteen

1082
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 2: oh four stories, so there's like a lot of like

1083
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 2: fucking lies in there, but like, yeah, it's crazy. Also,

1084
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 2: there was just like a lot of weird, funky shit

1085
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: going on like previously with that Olympics, and like it

1086
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 2: was just it was a really really humans are.

1087
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 1: So bored, Like we are literally.

1088
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 2: Sod the Olympics, Like it's so so fucking so funny.

1089
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,919
Speaker 1: It's literally like, dude, let's see how good we could

1090
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: get it doing a.

1091
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 2: Flood, Let's see how good we can throw this ball,

1092
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 2: Like it's so cool, so weird, dude, they need to

1093
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 2: do the sex Olympics because I'd probably went gold like

1094
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 2: in most of the categories, like most sex had like

1095
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 2: gooddest at sex, like biggest penis, like that's bob. I

1096
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 2: would went all those categories.

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00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: I don't think, so.

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00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 2: All right, well, I'll leave you off with one more thing.

1099
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 2: And I was watching a TikTok and this dude like

1100
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: fell down that slide and like one of the comments

1101
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 2: was like, oh he gave us like a whimpering audio

1102
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 2: or something, and it was highlighted blue, and I was

1103
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 2: like I shouldn't click that. I really I should not

1104
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 2: click what that blue text right now because it's gonna

1105
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 2: be the worst thing I've ever fucking heard in my life.

1106
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: And you can link stuff in TikTok comments now.

1107
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 2: I don't know how they did it, but like it

1108
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 2: was like blue in the comment and I clicked on it,

1109
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 2: and what I found is the most appalling, horrific, craziest

1110
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 2: shit ever. It's just a bunch of like blank screens

1111
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 2: with exclamation points saying turn it up, turn it up,

1112
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 2: like literally just like in headphones, like and it's like

1113
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 2: it's a Whimper challenge and it's fuck uh.

1114
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,760
Speaker 1: Stops ups all dude.

1115
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 2: It's like it literally was the most horrific thing I've

1116
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 2: ever stumbled upon. And it's literally just like fucking they're

1117
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 2: all boomers. They're all like do you remember that silhouette

1118
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 2: challenge where like people would get naked in the doorframe

1119
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 2: and it was just like all really fucking old people.

1120
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 2: Like I'm literally read like that like was fucked up,

1121
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 2: but like yeah, it's literally.

1122
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: Those same like humans are so funny because how are

1123
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: you that horny that like you're like.

1124
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 2: Like laying meat on a fucking like it's so insane.

1125
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 2: A silhouette of your like dong hanging between your legs,

1126
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 2: Like it's crazy, that's really gross.

1127
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, well.

1128
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,879
Speaker 1: You don't have any Drew Sype. Actually I have a side.

1129
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 2: I do have a bunch. Actually I completely forgot about that.

1130
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: Fuck wait, I have one for you.

1131
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 2: There's this thing called Ghost Kids and their Industry Plant Gorillas,

1132
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 2: and it's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my

1133
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 2: entire life. Yeah, there's like Industry Plant Gorillas now, like

1134
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 2: the band the Gorillas, And they posted a flyer of

1135
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 2: Rolling Loud and was like, oh, we're like gonna be

1136
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 2: playing Rolling Aloud, and everyone was like, who the fuck

1137
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 2: are you know you're not? Why are you lying? And

1138
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 2: everybody thought it was like this Drew Sye op corn

1139
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 2: when the face id fucking up and I got a.

1140
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: Lock in, Like our phones really make us serve to

1141
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: it to like like sometimes it just fuck. He has

1142
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 1: to be like.

1143
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 2: Like you gotta lock in, you gotta lock in. But yeah,

1144
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 2: the you know you're the Gorillas, uh, industry plant they

1145
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 2: said they were performing Rolling Loud, and even Rolling Loud

1146
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 2: was like, no, the fuck you're not, and everybody thought

1147
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 2: it was like.

1148
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 4: This big like.

1149
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: Uh like publicity stunt. Well, they literally did play Rolling

1150
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 2: Loud and they opened for Little Uzzy and like it's

1151
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 2: the craziest shit I've ever seen, and it is the

1152
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 2: most obvious industry plant I have ever seen in my

1153
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 2: entire life. And they have a song with like Vince

1154
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 2: Staples and like, I don't know, it's really really fucking

1155
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 2: bizarre and you should look up videos when you get

1156
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 2: a chance because it's so so weird, and like all

1157
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 2: of their accounts are like super fucking bodied, Like on

1158
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 2: TikTok they have like five million lives or followers and

1159
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 2: they get like one hundred thousand. I know, I'm literally

1160
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 2: about tomorrow. People probably say that because like, why the

1161
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 2: fuck do all of our views, like our videos get

1162
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 2: them any views? Like it's insane.

1163
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: It's because we bought them.

1164
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do bought our videos.

1165
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: Radios.

1166
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna get my charger media.

1167
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 3: Welcome to Drew Shy on corner.

1168
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 2: The zag got me thinking about tragedies that haven't even

1169
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 2: happened yet. March third, twenty twenty four. Damn, damn that

1170
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 2: was then, when that that was right before my birthday.

1171
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 2: Something bad is gonna happen. Okay, this one's good. Imagine

1172
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 2: giving me head and I yell out boring, don't come

1173
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 2: to my house. Uh, don't come to my house pouring

1174
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 2: big cups of juice. Washed up bitches. Love Throwback Thursday.

1175
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 2: That's literally me emergency in or calm release days is

1176
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 2: like the Super Bowl for people with crumbs in their bed.

1177
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 2: Burger can be like twenty nuggets for one dollar and

1178
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 2: fifty cents. Boy, that shit is left over BBL meat. Yeah,

1179
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 2: I'm a fly, a lucky follower out to my house

1180
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 2: and fuck them all day.

1181
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna start media. I don't have

1182
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: any movies or anything. Somebody was like, oh my god,

1183
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: it's taking you so long to watch the fucking Sopranos

1184
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: because of the thing I posted. But that's a draft

1185
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: from like may uh that I made. But it is

1186
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: taking me forever. I only have, like, I only have

1187
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: twenty episodes left to watch, which is literally a full

1188
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 1: day worth.

1189
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 2: I heard y'all talking about it last night. They had

1190
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 2: like twenty one, and I also heard you talk shit

1191
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 2: about me briefly. You thought I was asleep and you

1192
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 2: were walking to the bathroom and you said something to someone,

1193
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:55,919
Speaker 2: So you said my name?

1194
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: What did I say?

1195
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I heard you and it woke

1196
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 2: me up immediately because I was like, oh wow, someone's

1197
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 2: talking about me. But you said it angriedly. I think

1198
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 2: you were talking to Josh, and I was like, oh wow,

1199
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 2: this is crazy.

1200
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember talking.

1201
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 2: Everyone talked about me behind my back, and I.

1202
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: Talked shit right to your fucking face because I'm not

1203
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: fucking scared of you. How about that, oh Spring by

1204
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: Angel Olsen.

1205
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 2: Right, I'm going to need your phone too to go

1206
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 2: to the emergency in our comp playlist because my phone's dead.

1207
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: Glad Tidings by Van Morrison Drew Whimper challenge that only

1208
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 1: I have? Oh and honestly those are my only medias

1209
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 1: that I could give you today. Like, how about that?

1210
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: I don't really have much to give you if you've

1211
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: taken everything from me.

1212
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 2: That's my media challenge.

1213
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 1: I just got so tired.

1214
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 2: I actually I don't think I have any media.

1215
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody cares about media. So how about that?

1216
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 2: I know literally no one cares. International by Outcast in.

1217
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: UGK Close to You the cranberrys cover. I was listening

1218
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: to that again because it's.

1219
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 2: So good Flimm by APHX twin Girl. There you fucking

1220
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 2: go Oh. I'm rewatching Death Note again for like the

1221
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 2: eighteenth time, and every time I watch it, it's so

1222
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 2: fucking good. Bruh, Like it is so good, all the

1223
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 2: twist and turns in the first two episodes, I'm like

1224
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 2: gagged every time, even even though I've seen it like

1225
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 2: one hundred times. I'm gagged every fucking time. And those

1226
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 2: goddamn apples, like I want to eat those fucking apples.

1227
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 2: So bad, so so, so so bad.

1228
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh. My last actually media song is Sprung by Tea Pain,

1229
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 1: which I think I said last week, and then I

1230
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: heard it in a store yesterday and I haven't heard

1231
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: that in public since two thousand and nine.

1232
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever heard that song in public.

1233
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 1: Really, it was such a popular song.

1234
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, but also like the public I went to

1235
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 2: was Great and Berry and there were like eight stores total,

1236
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 2: and all of them were like.

1237
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: Grocery stores and they were playing a CD.

1238
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.

1239
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for listening.

1240
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 2: I just want to apologize that I wasn't myself today.

1241
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 2: I'm going through a lot right now.

1242
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: He's lying. He's like not going through anything, so he

1243
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: just wanted to I don't tell you everything I got.

1244
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 2: Y'all don't know. Like that's the thing is, I keep

1245
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: a lot of things in into myself.

1246
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: Hey, you should be that. You should be open with me.

1247
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 2: Well, no, like men aren't.

1248
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm going through like men stuff too.

1249
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 2: Men aren't. One, aren't allowed to cry too, don't cry.

1250
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 2: Men shouldn't go to therapy, yes, because like their p

1251
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 2: is for bitches and women like the.

1252
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, okay, that's a good way to lead the episode.

1253
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys for watching

1254
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 4: Sh