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I feel that that was an appropriate audio 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.960 quality for the show that we saw last night. My 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:02.040 name is Art Murray, and welcome to this merry ship show. 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:06.280 What a dozy, what a show we have for you today. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:11.400 I feel like, okay, let me just get to let's shot. Okay. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.040 First of all, to my right is a woman who 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:17.159 got put into the penalty box for one week. I apologize, 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:19.640 but she's back and she's wearing a don't glam Shamy 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.719 t shirts satilized by one of our fans. That's right, 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:26.760 she got punished. She got punished. We have the rules 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.360 of the game. I forgot we had rules. Only one 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:32.479 rule already would have been punished because he said I 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:33.840 love you to do too many people and there was 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.719 a total tool. But while I was in the penalty box, 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:40.680 I told everybody loved them. You're engaged to the guy 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:46.239 that works at the at the shell station and fully, 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.440 but I don't fully missed you. I missed you, guys. Aaron, 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.400 how are you look great? And you don't glam shamy 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.680 T shirt? Listen, I've showered, I pulled an all night 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:58.520 or just stopping holding myself going back and uh now 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.680 I'm here, thrilled to be. Do you have anything you 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:04.200 upcoming shows you want to promote? Love? Yes, this Thursday 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:07.200 through Sunday l O L Comedy Club in San Antonio 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:11.120 ll L. Let's let's try to get people there. Well, 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.760 you know what. I will also be in Texas l 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.599 O Ling, but not that week, and I will be 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:20.479 there in Dallas at Hyena's doing my Hyena political commentary 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.680 at Hyenas April fifth, th seventh. I'm also going to 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:28.599 Alaska March seventeen, and we're all going to Moon Tower 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:32.520 the weekend of April. They tell I got an email today. 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.880 They're gonna tell us the exact date the last week 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.520 of March, and I'll email you guys. Okay, to my left, 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:42.520 the man who is we accept this Rose Bachelor of 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:47.719 the Year two seventeen and you're definitely the best bachelor 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:51.480 in America. And I gotta tell you you also know 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.480 him as God from Supernatural but he is mostly my 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:58.800 friend Robert Benaday. I'm look very handsome. And if you 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:00.760 get a haircut, you get a cut. Did you get 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:05.240 a beard? Trip? Heard you like real regal? Thank you? 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.560 I like. I like your guns and Roses T shirts. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:12.080 Everything is work. Your prayer breeds, your prayer breed and 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.039 do you need them? Just for ari just to get 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.760 through this? You need any Do you have any shows 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.160 you want to promote. I'm doing us. My band's doing 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.640 a stage at show next week. Stage at dot com. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:25.200 Go check out Loud and Swain. It's on Friday afternoon. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.800 Rob great performer. You go to stage at dot com. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:29.840 It's the coolest thing. And then you people can buy 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.920 tickets and then they see us give a private show 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:34.960 and you can do it. You know, like three people 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.440 online watching the show. Oh you watch from your couch. 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.000 You can watch from the couch, watch us on our couch. 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.320 Given like any Oh you're in your couch and I 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.440 watch on my couch. I love couches. It's like a 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.880 private living room. And eventually no one will leave their 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:53.520 house and humanity, that's the idea. Speaking of not leaving 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:56.760 your house, I don't like to leave my house and 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.279 it's hard for me to make friends. And I made 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.159 a friend this year. I left my house and I 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:04.800 went to Atlanta, and I made a friend. As my 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:09.160 mom says, she's a real pistol, she's a realist. She's 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.600 also you're part of the team. Now you're officially and 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:14.840 you're no longer than newbie. You are. You were Rookie 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.520 of the Year, you know, but you're Rookie of the Year. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.080 You have an official title. You're our first rookie of 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.720 the Year. You may know her from Sweet Life on Deck, 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.640 You're gonna know her from Instatiable on Netflix this summer, 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.880 but mostly I know her as my best pistol and 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:35.280 rookie of the Year. Miss Debbie Rams. Oh my god, Debbie, Debbie, 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:39.360 this was your first Bachelor season. I don't remember a 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.920 time before this happened to me. Was it a was 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.760 it like? Was it you thought you were just gonna 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:48.040 watch like one or two, do the pod and then 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.720 get out. That's what I thought. I thought. Maybe I 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:52.160 would get to like four or five and then I 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:54.400 would like swing back for the finale if it meant anything, 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:58.320 And tell me just overall every second Antell and you 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:00.800 also watched in her Winter Games and tell all and 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:03.880 are you gonna watch Bachelorette? Yeah, I'm so excited. I 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.480 almost started one. Like the other day, I was like, 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:12.040 Caitlyn Calin's was a great one, Kitlins, Caitlin was a 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.560 great one. I gotta tell you, You've been such a 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:18.800 hit with the fans. People love you. They just like 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:27.440 they just are so yeah really gold Well, it's it's 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.280 like a hardcore fan base. I've been like very welcomed 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:31.800 and I've been very thing. Yeah, you know you're on 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.480 You're you're so fucking in the fold. And none of 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:36.760 us leave our houses, so like when we comm it's 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:38.720 like we're in a cave and it's a secret society 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:41.440 and we're all safe here. Um. We also have with 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.920 us two women without this who it would not be possible. 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.440 The woman who I had a favorite dream and contacted 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:52.360 Sight Unseen. She said yes, miss Katie Living and to 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:54.800 her left this woman who helped me work on a 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.040 website all weekend, which we'll talk about. It'll be it'll 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.520 be an intro about that. Um. She we have I 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:04.040 have a funny story, miss Annah. There's my quick funny story. Anna. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:05.320 You might want to get on the mic for two 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:08.120 seconds for this. So this weekend, Anna and I hung 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:12.959 out and there was a surprise party for Katie, and um, 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.800 I was like, it turns out I've never been to 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.080 a surprise party. It built. It turns out that I'm 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:21.240 like built, like. I was so fucking excited to surprise her. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.280 I didn't want to be late. I didn't want to 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.760 missing Anna. You saw me worry about, like worried the 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:33.000 entire crowd literally giving directions to yeah and I don't 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:34.840 want to and I had like and I was like 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.439 kicking up and like literally it was like a bunch 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:41.600 of like twenty five year old nerd dudes who were liked, 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.840 who were like literally like but I laughed, and there 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.520 was a sea of people not talking to each other, 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.400 just playing trivia and looking at a screen. But but 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.040 when so I was all excited. I was on the 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.240 mic going, Okay, here's how it's gonna go. I'm gonna 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:56.160 go three to one. You say, surprise. I wasn't like 0:09:56.200 --> 0:10:01.040 a white ruffle clown out. Okay. So then Katie, you're 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.640 like christin wig and snl yes, yes, yes, So Katie 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:09.760 shuffles in. I'm the first person she sees my I mean, Anna, Anna, 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:14.240 you were arms out like jazz hands, full jazz hands, 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.920 Like how excited about that? You were? So you were 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:20.040 like I was born for surprise, and I was like stop. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.920 Katie looked at me and she goes, what the fund 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:29.920 is this? She shoved past me. She's shop fastinated, yes, 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:34.480 she is. Your birthday was the surprise. It was a 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:38.840 job change. She's leaving Nerdus and Chris left, Chris Hardwick 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.840 left Nerdess and I did that, showed at you. I 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.800 was so confused because I said, no idea, what was happening? 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:46.880 And I was like, think of myself, like is it 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:50.600 my birthday? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, just like what is this? 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:53.480 And then and then the reason I shried Katie because 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:55.880 then because then I said who did this? And Anthony 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.280 said Aristotle, aristotleide and then I had to find Aristotle 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:03.120 so that I didn't I didn't see the tears, I 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.160 saw the disdain. I saw you take out a gun 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:08.719 and we all ducked, and party wasn't the idea of 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:13.200 you like like knocks you to the side. And then 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:16.840 I go, Katy, Katy, your friend make Scout cupcakes? Yeah, 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.920 your friend maid Scout cupcakes? And she goes I just 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:24.560 had to fire. Oh my god. It was like, wow, 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:28.560 the most awkward beginning to it. It was it was 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.800 you know, there's there's there's changes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:36.680 it was. He was fine, fine, terrible, truly, Like my 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:38.600 favorite part is art and walks over to me after 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.680 the surprise, and I was like, was that fulfilling for you? 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:46.760 It was like not really, that was fine. I was safe. 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:50.920 I was just like because like they just it was like, 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:56.840 you know, the nerd turn party here? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:01.800 yeah yeah. I was so excited. Arnon's first surprise party 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:08.400 is something I would She was the best, But I'm 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.640 going to disappointment. They were like, what the surprise party? 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:14.040 You know, because it's like your birthday or an anniversary. 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:15.480 And you're like, oh yeah, of course, Oh my god, 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.840 I sorry for the sake of a surprise party. Yeah, 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:23.120 let's let's go. I was so confute wanted a surprise. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:26.240 I can't wait. Do you get disgruntingly engaged? Oh my god? 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:35.160 Oh my god? Is here myself a surprise birthday party? 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.320 One time you did? How do you do that? You 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.240 tell everyone to come at seven and you tell them 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:41.719 you'll be there at seven thirty and when you come 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.760 in to jump out and say surprise, and I wanted 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:48.880 one so bad no one had it was when it 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:54.480 turned fortier. Wait a minute, I love that so much. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:59.160 You were the same animal. We were born to have surprise. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:04.679 And I'm gonna give you a surprise. I'm gonna start 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:08.640 surprise party for no reason. It's gonna be April, It's 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.720 gonna be it's gonna be for no reason. I'm gonna, 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.959 I promise you, I'm gonna throw you a surprise party 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.400 and all my friends, these four people are going to 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.160 be there. Oh my god, here's your surprise party thing. Okay, 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.280 you guys, here we go. Get ready party right there, 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:28.400 you guys. Oh my god, here we go. So we're 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:32.880 at the finale. Chris Harrison had such a fucking heart on. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.560 He was so excited that ship went down, like he 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:39.520 could not handle it. In the scene of all those 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:42.800 jewel toned ladies waiting in the in the like for 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:45.800 the after whatever, the finale, and he kept saying the 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:49.960 freeze the climactic scene uncut. I'm like, are you trying 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:53.640 to make it sound like a porn like? Uncut? Climactic uncut? 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:55.719 Like the whole time we were just say. Every time 0:13:55.760 --> 0:14:00.160 you said that, I would go like, let's just out 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.280 to the chaser for one second. I don't care if 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:08.880 somebody changes their mind to bring two camera people with you. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:13.839 You are a piece of shoite. You're a demon. You're 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:16.680 a demon. And not only that, well of course that, 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:21.680 but part B the way he said it, I literally 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.400 was like it was it was like what not to do? 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:27.640 One oh one? He just kept saying. He basically was like, listen, 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:32.200 the more I'd spend time with you, my fiance, the 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.640 less time I'm gonna get with my new lover Lauren. Yeah, 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.960 I'm feeling like I don't say more with you, and 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:39.840 the more I feel like the doors closing on the 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:43.880 other one. I used to band he could have FaceTime 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:48.080 outside of Lauren's house, he would have facetimer and broke 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.360 up with Becca and then and then was that not 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:53.120 the most confusing layout of a house you've ever seen? 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:57.400 How long was I understand the house? I felt like 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:00.080 I was like at a screen like this, get I 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.520 get out, get out, Like it was like the shining 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.400 and he wouldn't leave that motherfuck When she said don't 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:06.560 touch me, I feel like she said it for the 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:10.880 whole country. Yeah, Oh my god, I said, don't touch me. 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.120 This is a true fact. At the same time as 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.320 she was like yeah, I said, I was like, don't 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:22.240 touch me. Yes. My brother was like, you felt violated, 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:26.040 you fell in. It was like an acting exercise like 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:30.240 Leslie Khan. Did anybody did anyone get like absolute, like 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:34.120 immediate flashbacks of every breakup they've ever been, like the 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:38.080 most horrible way. I was like, oh, I remember. My 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.760 reaction was like a football game, a little bit, tell him, 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.000 tell him to go, tell him to go. Yeah, she 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:48.520 wants you to go. Yeah, And then she's asked you 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.760 I wanted her. I was waiting for her to be like, 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:57.440 you know, like I to go, Like how many fucking times? 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.600 How many times I did? Like a lot a few 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:01.480 people to you did us that there was a moment 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:03.320 he left and then he came back and he said 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.600 that he left He's sang a couple of bars of 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:16.400 lam iss the Oh my god. Our fans were so 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:21.360 sweet because they because Okay, Anna and I like, they're 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:24.880 spoilers everywhere, and I felt like the fans knew, like 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:26.800 and other people out there had been spoiled, and they 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:30.120 kept warning. They're like, so eventually one asshole tweeted up, 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:31.840 but I don't think it was one of our fans, 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:34.640 and I appreciate our fans were trying to protect us. 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:36.720 So I just actually went off of social media for 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.080 a week. It's on the cover of all the of 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:42.680 all the tabloids. I was in the grocery store with yeah, 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.760 did you say actively looking away? I had to turn magazine. 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.800 We protected you, baby's because you're working of the year, 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.320 because you did you did you know? Honestly, were you 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:55.200 unspoiled before I was Rookie of the Year, Rookie of 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:58.240 the Year. I was not easy. We only keep our 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:03.280 rookies unsulid. I didn't stop Chris Harrison though, from Yeah. 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.040 So one of those dudes that they brought out, Jason 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:10.280 Mesnick is that his name Mesnick. He's like, they wheeled 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.600 this dude out who did the exact same thing, but 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:16.080 on after the Final Roads. So it's like all season 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:18.639 it's been Shawn Lowe that they kept wheeling out as 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:21.159 a former bachelor. Now they're wheeling out the dude that 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.280 did this. It's like it was like the biggest clue 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:27.159 card yeah. Everyone, it's like pull a Mesnick Like that 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.320 was like the thing throughout all the Bachelor, don't pull 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:33.359 a Mesnick. And then you're like, oh the dude sitting there, Okay, 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:37.400 here we got and then we're in. We're in. Oh god. Yeah, 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:42.560 she's so psyched Caroline. She's I feel like she's he's 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.320 vying for um. That's a good call. She's at least 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:48.000 vying for Mexico. She's at least vying a good apparent 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:51.120 because she didn't get much of airtime during the year. 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:52.800 But she's a hot lady. You sh'll probably like cute 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:55.359 in ni bikini and she like was like fighting her 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:58.480 way to get and I think she probably succeeded. I 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:01.800 know what you did last her as an older horror 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:05.399 movie millennials anyway. So he's in the Jewel Tones or 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:09.199 in Peru. There there's all these alpacas everywhere they go 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:12.080 to the J. W. Marriott are. He's walking around with 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:16.000 this man purse and lounging on a bed and um, Lauren, 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:19.520 she's a rainbow and she has champagne and her journals 0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:21.959 and she's writing like what the fund is? In Lauren's journal? 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:26.000 Every time I write dear diaryem hammered because I've already 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:28.720 drank one bottle of champagne. Who the funk writes in 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:32.199 your journal with a glass of champage Champagne is celebrating journals. 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:34.199 I'm going to bet my journal. Can I just get like? 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:37.280 I don't like a Champagne's done thirty in the morning, 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:40.560 Bottle up, please bring a bottle like? And the most 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:46.679 personality now, Debbie's protective of her. Debbie's protective of her. Lauren, Okay, Debbie, 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:52.119 Why why Debbie? Because I'm in denial that that's it, 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:56.080 that all we're seeing is all of it. You think 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.919 there's gotta Be's gotta be Yeah, there's gotta be more. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.240 And she's an inch over did and she you know, Okay, 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.280 I think that it's a little bit more that and 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:04.879 a little bit of like because when she came out 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:06.600 of her shell, she really came out of her shell. 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:10.240 I think most of her personalities on the covering room floor. 0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:12.840 Is that what you're going with? I think no, I 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:14.719 think we're seeing a lot of what there is. I 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.159 do think I had it. I had a really hot 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:19.919 boyfriend in high school that I kept saying. It's like 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:23.280 he's just really shy. And it turns out he was 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:26.960 just such a dud. He was also a dick. He 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.040 was he was like an it was he was like 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:32.200 an R. Yeah he was. It was. It was bad 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.400 news car no, but it was like it was like 0:19:35.400 --> 0:19:37.800 like it just kept trying to make him because he 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:41.520 was so cute. I wanted him to be interesting. He wasn't. 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.600 There was that mystery was that he was sucking my 0:19:44.680 --> 0:19:50.000 friends like, yeah, that's a mystery. I know what you 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:54.560 did last summer tweens again. That's the second reference that 0:19:54.640 --> 0:20:00.040 came out a sequel that was like I knew what 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:07.040 you did. I know what you did last summer before. 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:09.840 So then he have known what you have done, sir. 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:12.439 So then so then he goes, we're talking to the 0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:14.960 lion Dykes. He's talking to dad. He goes, I love 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:17.280 him both, and his dad gives him a thumbs up 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:19.560 and he goes, good luck, batty. Oh my god, so 0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:23.040 phoning it in, Oh my god, father could give a 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:26.000 funk about what happened. And so then Lauren shows up 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:28.760 and she goes, how's it and he goes, have fun, 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:31.040 be yourself, and she walked in and she looked like 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:34.840 every woman in the family. One of those daughter in 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:39.520 law looks captured. One of them looks captured. Um when 0:20:39.560 --> 0:20:41.920 she said, what's it like to marry into the Lion Dykes, 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:45.000 and she was like, wow, it's always interesting. Never a 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:49.280 dull woman and the lion Dyke like she wants out. 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:52.520 Did anybody see her lift the flare gun overhead? And 0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:55.760 then did they cut away on the flare gun? I 0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:58.600 saw the flare guy, she said, She said, Lion Dyke, like, 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:02.159 I can't believe my name is yeah, never at all. 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:06.040 Moment with the lion dice and in response as proof, 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:15.359 everyone just goes, yeah, I'm not allowed my captin I'm blinking. Yeah, 0:21:15.760 --> 0:21:17.840 we're all. We've all we go to Disneyland once a year. 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:23.840 And then there's another woman who does a big fand 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:32.879 Disney that's true. That family, Okay, so then we have um. 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:36.080 So then there's one sister who we don't actually meet, 0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:38.679 or one sister in law. She's a little more hardcore. 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:42.200 She's got a cute wing eye on her eyeliner. She goes, 0:21:42.320 --> 0:21:46.040 do you have real conversations with Lauren? Silence, He goes, yeah, 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:51.600 that's good point. By the way, it took me seventeen 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:54.560 hours to transfer. Someone asked me this morning, I'm not 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:58.000 a huge drinker, as you, I don't really partake. I 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:00.159 literally had a person who knows me pretty well all 0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:03.159 go this morning. Are you hungover? Because I look like 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:07.199 such ship because it was so long and transcribing this motherfucker? 0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:10.920 I mean, thank you, dude? Are you? And I also 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.800 felt emotionally hungover. It wasn't just the hours, it was 0:22:13.840 --> 0:22:16.320 more just like it was the trauma more than the hour. 0:22:16.520 --> 0:22:18.760 And then it was like an hour of pacing after 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:23.760 then coming down contemplating ripping the ball sax all. You 0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:26.280 know how comfortable I am here on ball? Oh you 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:31.360 love balls. You've got a beautiful balls necklace on right now. 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:34.840 It's like a passive fire. It's like your safe place. 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:40.000 It's like my way to blanket is your necklace. We'll 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:43.240 have a code for a discount for the Balls Network necklace. 0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:48.080 You got all balls, all ballast. You got a nice 0:22:48.119 --> 0:22:50.440 balls right in the tropical. It's just your tea bag 0:22:50.440 --> 0:22:57.560 in your classic. I'm sorry, mom, Mom's back from I 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:01.159 was back from Marrakesh a bar slow, sorry, ma'am. Okay, 0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:04.760