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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer podcast Nicky Gazers. Here's Nicky. Hello here

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Speaker 1: I am whoa, I'm a little loud. It's a Nicky

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Speaker 1: Glazer podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm here with Andrew Colin.

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Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. She went to a jujitsu class

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Speaker 1: this morning and a woman had an owl and owl

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Speaker 1: an owl in the class? Did she explain why she

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Speaker 1: brought the owl? As at a comfort animal I have.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a chance to go up and talk

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Speaker 1: to her. There's no fowlow up with like why oh,

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Speaker 1: you didn't have a chance to talk to her about

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Speaker 1: the owl. I didn't have a chance to hoot and

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Speaker 1: holler with her about the owl? Love it? Andrew? Was

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Speaker 1: she rolling around too? I want to No? No, she

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Speaker 1: she had just brought her sister into class, who was

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Speaker 1: a part of the class. So this was, okay, what's

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Speaker 1: going on with your socks? What's the story? There? Is

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Speaker 1: this another case of I didn't look before I bought socks.

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Speaker 1: They're like polka dot black black socks with polka dots

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Speaker 1: with like J Max And so when did you become

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Speaker 1: a naccinista? I don't know. I was in the Hampton's.

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Speaker 1: I went to t J max It's seven ninety nine

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Speaker 1: for dress socks for Hannah's weddings. They gave you an

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Speaker 1: assortment and at first I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I wish I just got all great one on black ones. No,

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Speaker 1: they're kind of fun. They like they accessorized outfit a

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Speaker 1: little bit. You know, I'm just silly and I like

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Speaker 1: to show it through my fashion. Your shoes are are

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Speaker 1: returning blue? Is that just my eyes? So these shoes

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Speaker 1: you pay extra and they come dirty? Is that real? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: They're an Italian band, Italian brand, Theodora. Oh and you

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Speaker 1: pay came scuffed up like that? Why did you not

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Speaker 1: get the white ones? I like them a little scuffy.

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Speaker 1: It makes it look like I walked down the Italian stuff.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you buy all your shoes scuffed up? Why

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Speaker 1: have some shoes that look nice? The way that tongue

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Speaker 1: is to the side, will you just please put that

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Speaker 1: in the middle. It is going to bother me what

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Speaker 1: the tongue is like to the side? How so can

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Speaker 1: you get it for me? Are you kidding me? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: I know, I boy that is I would have easily

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Speaker 1: done that. Yes, Oh god, how much did you pay

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Speaker 1: for those? I don't know too much something like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those who has those? Mac Miller in his video right

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Speaker 1: before he died. Oh so those are not in fashion

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Speaker 1: for at least four years. You know, I'd like to

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Speaker 1: bring him back, you know, I p Yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: him in low tops or mid top two and they

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Speaker 1: but they weren't scuffed up. So I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen him you wear this before? Maybe I

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Speaker 1: wasn't paying at tance. I don't think you're paying attention.

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Speaker 1: But you know, every single girl that we saw that

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Speaker 1: what college do we do or where we were in

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Speaker 1: the know? Um college? Oh we were like in some

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Speaker 1: city that I want to college, the Boston, Boston, Boston,

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Speaker 1: no whatever. Anyways, an every young every girl in their

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Speaker 1: twenties there air force air Force ones, but they're all

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Speaker 1: scuffed up. So yeah, but the ones are supposed to

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Speaker 1: not be scuffed up. What do you mean they're just lazy?

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Speaker 1: Air Force ones are supposed to be clean and white,

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Speaker 1: like to be as stylish as possible, whereas these shoes,

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Speaker 1: I guess. And then the ones that are like the

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Speaker 1: the brand with like the star on it, girls pay

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Speaker 1: like fo These shoes and they are supposed to look

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Speaker 1: tattered and you buy them that way. And I understand,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to sound like an old boomer. That's

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Speaker 1: like these kids with their jeans all messed up, like

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Speaker 1: it really doesn't make sense because it's dirty. It's a

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Speaker 1: dirty white shoe. I understand jeans being ripped because it does.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't tell me that it's dirty. It tells me

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Speaker 1: that it's like a worn But I guess that's the

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Speaker 1: style as dirty as worn. Yeah, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's sexy or not to see, I don't. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you got going there? These are just scuffed

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Speaker 1: up naturally, but I wish they were white. I recently

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Speaker 1: got a new pair that are sparkling white because I

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Speaker 1: want them to be white. They're Adidas Um high tops,

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Speaker 1: and they kind of remind me of like astronaut shoes.

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Speaker 1: They're just like puffy and awesome and they're cute with everything.

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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with them. I got them in gray, which

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Speaker 1: I could definitely get a lot dirtier. And then I

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Speaker 1: also got them and what these are white ones, but

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Speaker 1: they're all scuffed up. These are like yours that you

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Speaker 1: bought them. Like, this is exactly the kind of the

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Speaker 1: scuffed up. But I can't. I don't like them scuffed.

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Speaker 1: I like the why you heard of like the trend

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Speaker 1: that came from the pandemic called goblin style goblin style

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Speaker 1: own Yeah, isn't it just supposed to look like a goblin?

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Speaker 1: Is it from a joke? I do think she used

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Speaker 1: to have a joke. I think she has a joke

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Speaker 1: about like goblin mode where she's like and she like

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Speaker 1: acts like a goblin. If if the rest of the

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Speaker 1: outfit is clean clean, you can't have scuff on guff

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Speaker 1: on scuff unless you're like a very hot male or

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Speaker 1: female model. But you have to be like no, not lately,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. That's true. You have like more fresh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: more fresh? So I could you know? I got scuffed shoes,

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Speaker 1: scuffed teeth, and then everything in between your teeth came scuff.

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Speaker 1: I bought some white and whitening thing. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: we'll see if it works. I wonder if I could

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Speaker 1: just turn my teeth around what's going on on the back,

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Speaker 1: maybe it could probably worse. There's definitely if you're not

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Speaker 1: watching the front of them, you're not getting the backs dude,

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Speaker 1: I saw a pitch a picture trying of my teeth

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Speaker 1: right after braces, like a month after, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: who the fuck mouth is this? Yeah, I remember showing

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Speaker 1: me that to good braces just obviously work wonders and

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Speaker 1: the retainer. Yeah, didn't your braces fall off from natural

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Speaker 1: current like erosion? Some would say it's natural braces. You

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Speaker 1: didn't get them, Actually you had ripped off or something. No,

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Speaker 1: were They fell off a couple of times and I

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Speaker 1: did not go to the orthodonist to get them fixed.

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Speaker 1: So my teeth actually kept getting worse inside my mouth.

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Speaker 1: So you know, two steps forward fifteen steps back, if

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Speaker 1: you will. So you eventually had an orthodonis make them

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Speaker 1: perfect and then take them. No, they just dissolved, but

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Speaker 1: they weren't like stitches. We never got a bridge. I

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Speaker 1: don't think a bridge. Some people that did you have that?

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Speaker 1: I still had it from my brothers. Crazy. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: wish I had one and it holds it in place

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Speaker 1: so you don't have to wear a retainer. That's a

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Speaker 1: good question. I mean, would you go to the dentist,

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Speaker 1: do they say anything? No? I mean, at this point

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Speaker 1: I've had it for more than half my life, and

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Speaker 1: the dentist goes, well, we could scrape it off, or

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Speaker 1: you could just leave it there. Just leave it because

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Speaker 1: your teeth will do weird things after it if it's

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Speaker 1: not causing you any pain or you know, making them gunky.

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Speaker 1: Did you have braces high school or just middle school?

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Speaker 1: Middle school? Yeah? I got them off in eighth grade,

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Speaker 1: and I'm from sixth to eighth grade. Those are the

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Speaker 1: prime years again. Yeah, you're growing. I had the straightest,

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Speaker 1: most perfect teeth when they came off, and then right

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Speaker 1: away they didn't snap all the way back. But then

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Speaker 1: you know, things shifted very quickly, and then you even

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Speaker 1: do now like I get my teeth perfect, like I

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Speaker 1: take my retainers out or my mislnap for a couple

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Speaker 1: of hours, right back to this tooth pops out right

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Speaker 1: away like fring, like it just but when it's trained

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Speaker 1: to be in place. You know, I gotta I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I gotta do. I mean, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: I never really can tell. It's you know. Tom Cruise

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Speaker 1: was famously saw Top Gun Maverick last night hat from it.

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Speaker 1: I was shocked that you went to see that movie,

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Speaker 1: considering your fear of air shows yeah. Um, Chris, my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend sitting next to me the whole time thought I

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Speaker 1: was in hell because the whole time I'm closing my eyes,

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Speaker 1: I'm pulling my hat down that I just got my

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Speaker 1: my because it was like an event. It was a

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Speaker 1: radio event, and so I was like, I had my

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Speaker 1: I would look at my phone. It's dim lit, no

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Speaker 1: one could see it in my lap. But I was

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Speaker 1: just like, I don't want to see planes flying close

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Speaker 1: to each other. It just freaks me out too much.

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Speaker 1: And I don't like fast things. I don't like fasten

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Speaker 1: the fierce. I don't like. I was in the bathroom

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Speaker 1: during it, and I go I would sign a document

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Speaker 1: right now that said, if you will go the rest

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Speaker 1: of your life and never ever see any action sequence

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Speaker 1: in a movie ever, the rest of your life or

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Speaker 1: a TV show. I would have no problem signing that

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Speaker 1: none because what that does is it stresses me out.

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Speaker 1: It raises my cortisol levels, it raises my adrenaline, it

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Speaker 1: raises it makes my body feel stressed. It ages me

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Speaker 1: because I had to meditate, so I closed my eyes

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Speaker 1: during those scenes because it's so loud. I put in

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Speaker 1: my AirPods and put in the noise canceling because it

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Speaker 1: too loud. I mean, this was damaging people's ears for sure.

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Speaker 1: you turned into fighter pilots, probably put in soundproof things

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Speaker 1: in their ears. Right. Yeah. I was trying to comakaze myself,

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Speaker 1: like I want. I would, I wanted. I was like

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Speaker 1: I the whole time, I was thinking, if there was

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Speaker 1: how much I'm reading about Columbine. That is what I

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Speaker 1: don't know, because I have put myself in the Columbine

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Speaker 1: and the Parkland now and I'm reading that book situation

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Speaker 1: so much and I've been so would do guy comes

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Speaker 1: I would try to. I would try to tackle him, honestly,

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna get shot either way. I would so

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Speaker 1: would just try to run first. I would not try

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Speaker 1: say I put another pair of AirPods in. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I would just just run, play dad if I if

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Speaker 1: I did have to hide, I would just play dad.

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Speaker 1: I would literally take blood off of someone else and

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Speaker 1: put it on my face or something to look like

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Speaker 1: I have a wound that's through your period, that on

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Speaker 1: your neck. That's a good idea. Okay, just make sure

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Speaker 1: you would see any scary movie on my period. That's

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Speaker 1: a good idea. Bring my diva cup? Do you think

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Speaker 1: still it on my temple? Not to like put Chris

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Speaker 1: on the spot here, but would you go save me?

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Speaker 1: Would you go to the guy correctly save me? Chris

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Speaker 1: would sacrificed himself to save me. He would be a

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Speaker 1: hero in the moment, Um, I would be. That's the

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Speaker 1: best thing like about him for me is that I

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Speaker 1: know he would he would put himself in the line

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Speaker 1: of fire for me, without question, for honest, for anyone.

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Speaker 1: He's just like a person like that. He likes saving

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Speaker 1: He like he's a hero. Um. I would not do

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Speaker 1: to I go to self preservation. And let me just

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Speaker 1: sitting right here, like I'm supposed to start sitting like

425
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 1: this more, crossing my other legs, trying to have to

426
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,959
Speaker 1: do a share in stone a little bit more because

427
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 1: this makes this engages this glute. And um, I stand

428
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 1: with my hips. I stand like a banana, So I

429
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 1: like stand like like like that. Um, if if I

430
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 1: look down, I did have big boobs today, so I

431
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: don't know if this checks. But if you're if you stand,

432
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: you're supposed to look down and see your your toes.

433
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 1: And I can't often see my toes because my hips

434
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: are out so much. I can't see in front of

435
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: my toes. This isn't about Wait, if you're like a

436
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: thin person maybe that doesn't have huge boobs, you should

437
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: be able to see your toes. And so now I

438
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 1: have to push my hips back. It's just a whole thing.

439
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,360
Speaker 1: So it was good though, but I really wanted him

440
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: to get in there, and like does he stretch and stuff?

441
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 1: Nobody's taught me stretches but I was like, I go.

442
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: He said something about, oh, this will get less painful

443
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: because I was doing these stretches that he told me

444
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: because my caps are fucking so tight and so I

445
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 1: was doing these, um you know, rolling out and taught

446
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 1: me the specific way to do it, and I was like,

447
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: oh no, ma, ma, ma ma. And I was just

448
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: like whoa. And he's like, it'll get way less painful

449
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: as we go on. I go, is it bad that

450
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 1: I don't want to be less painful? Like I love it?

451
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: And he was like, now, I know you're kind, and

452
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I just I love the pain. I

453
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: was like, I don't go get massages unless I'm in pain,

454
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: like I love it. And he said. I said, I

455
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: think i'm, you know, a masochist, and he was like, well,

456
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: I'm a sadist and a massochist, so I like to

457
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: give people pain. And I was like, please let me in.

458
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: But he didn't do any painful stuff to me. I

459
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: was kind of upset about it, but um he did

460
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: say I am hyper flexible and that is why I

461
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: have so my joints are like jelly and I moved

462
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: too much and I'm too like I am one of

463
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 1: those like car dealership things like I can all my

464
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: joints are willy nillions, so nothing stops me from my

465
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: arms going all the way back. My shoulders can go back,

466
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 1: my my I can do this like over my head

467
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 1: like I have. My joints are jelly, so my so

468
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: things go out of place and I don't correct. Most

469
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: people they stop. There's like a hinge where it's like, okay,

470
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: this is as far as you can go because I

471
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: can keep going my muscles. There's no muscles needing to

472
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: like the wrong muscles are holding me in. I guess

473
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yah know. My legs are like a

474
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: screen door, you know, like the that kicks. That's where

475
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: my hamstrings are. So my hamstrings are very tight. Can

476
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: I go to add stretch place? Which is pretty lazy,

477
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: but it's nice. You know, it's lazy. I mean you

478
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: should probably stretch yourself, but it's oh my god, I

479
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: love getting stretched. Do this thing where they'll push that

480
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: sexual they'll push this. So this is as far as

481
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: I go. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, okay. So we're looking

482
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: at Andrew's um. He's probably got about a sixty degree

483
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: angle between his thigh and then I could do this

484
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: all the way up but straight my leg. Yeah, I

485
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 1: mean that's going to be a different story. Yeah, I

486
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: would like to be able to do. But he said

487
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: to me, he was like, you're a great You're you're

488
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: gonna be amazing. He was like, you just need a

489
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: simple fixes. If you do this regiment. He was like,

490
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna be Your life is going to change.

491
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be taller because I stand like a banana,

492
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: so I don't even reach my full height. If you're

493
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: standing like a banana, you're not doing so I'm gonna

494
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 1: gain like an inch or half an inch. I mean

495
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 1: drinking now, I mean, look, my dad has a fake

496
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: hip or my uncle has two fake hips. You're fake

497
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: him with those shoes. It's just, you know, I try

498
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 1: really hard. I mean, I know, bottom stuff. Mac Miller

499
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: died in these shoes. I'm trying, Okay, he was lawn mowing. Yeah,

500
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: they do look like lawn mower like shoes you'd wear.

501
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 1: Shoes are coolest, there's no doubt about it. But it's

502
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: just interesting. I want to know what they did to

503
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: funk them up. Why there's probably a guy there that

504
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: just has wouldn't it be fun? You just know you're

505
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 1: probably throw them in a dryer with like a crayol

506
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: up pet, like some brown crayol uh, and it heats

507
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: it up and it gets them all. It is weird

508
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 1: that they come scuff because it's very easy to scuff

509
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 1: white shoes. It takes fucking three seconds to scuff. Yeah,

510
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: it would take not much time at all. Um. But yeah,

511
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: so I'm a little worried that I'll have fake hips

512
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: by the time and like within ten years. But you're

513
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: going to stretch place of it? Doubt your dad ever

514
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: did that? No, my dad? How far away is that stretch? Places?

515
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: A stretch to get there? It's a it's a rock

516
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: throw Seriously, how far is it? Minutes? How much is

517
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 1: it per se? Not that bad. I'd have to look

518
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: it up, but it's not that bad. And they how

519
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: long did do they stretch you for? Do they only

520
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: stretch or do they like do they do any massage

521
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: or any massage they'll bring out the thumper or the

522
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: fucking they talk to you the whole time or can

523
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: you do it in silence? Do it in silence? But

524
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: the problem is it's not an individual room, so you

525
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: are sitting by a couple other people are there? Anyways?

526
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: Can you pay more to going back in a room

527
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: and have them fuck you? I mean what did I say? Like?

528
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: Literally they have crowd therapy too. Oh you know you've

529
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: done have you ever done that? Um? No? But what

530
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: is that supposed to do? Yeah? Where your head sticking

531
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: out of it? But the rest of your body is

532
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: like in the chamber. What's it supposed to do? And

533
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: then you feel better when it gets longer? Good for circulation, Oh,

534
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: it's good for circulation. Oh. You know what I did

535
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: get which has been so fun is a UM I

536
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: signed up for this like vegan box that sends me

537
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: like vegan beauty products every month. It's called kinder Box,

538
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,959
Speaker 1: and I love it. I've learned. I've gotten so many projects.

539
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: I don't really like those boxes usually, but this one

540
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: I really like. Um. But I got these little face

541
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: suction cups that you put like a serum on your face,

542
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: like the one I use, the squalling one I use,

543
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: And then you use this suction cup and then you

544
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: just suck all over your skin and you just like traveling,

545
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: and you suck it once so that it sucked, and

546
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: then you just move it around your skin, and you're

547
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: skin gets like flushed with like color because all the

548
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: blood like rushes to it just feels so healthy. Yes, exactly,

549
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: I've never done it. The other night it was so

550
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: fun to do um you didn't get in on it,

551
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: but me and a Meal did like masks and just

552
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: like it was I just love Sometimes after my micro needling,

553
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: my face has been like so much smoother. I'm just

554
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: like getting into not looking at skincare as a burden.

555
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: I saw a video of Emmy rossum Um, the actress

556
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: remember from Shameless. She now has crazy curly hair. She

557
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: for years for her whole career straightened her hair, did

558
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: carrots and treatments and now she's embracing her curls. And

559
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: I watched this video of her like being like I

560
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: love skincare. I don't like there was no like these

561
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: are my steps and I have to do this and

562
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: it's like O c D. Like I don't like when

563
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: girls are like O c D about the skincare. But

564
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: she's just like I just love it, And it was

565
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: like it made me not look at skincare is like

566
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: this thing I have to do because I'm trying to

567
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: stay young and beautiful, but like enjoying just being like

568
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: kind to yourself and like massaging your skin. It like

569
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: it's so much better than being like throwing on doing

570
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: stuff because you want to stay young. Like it just

571
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: felt like you're doing it because it feels good in

572
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: the moment to like massage your skin. And I think

573
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: it's it's just taught me to look at things differently. Yeah,

574
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: I you know, I've been I don't think guys do.

575
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: I don't know one guy other than now myself that

576
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: does a step process that's like three or five three

577
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: to five steps. You know, I could recommend twelve steps

578
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: to most men I know to improve their lives. But

579
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: with skincare um, I mean I used for skin on

580
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: my face. I literally put a dick, a baby's dick

581
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: on my face every night, and it's it really is.

582
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm for it has never felt smoother. It's called TNS

583
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: and it's I don't know, it's they took a foreskin

584
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: back in the seventies and they just keep replicating it

585
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: and put it in cream. Like I'm not like a chemists,

586
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: but that's pretty much what they do. And so I

587
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: don't I think of rejuven I think there's a lot

588
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: of power and foreskin. I guess, Yeah, I gotta get

589
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: that stuff I always keep forgetting to buy it. You

590
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: can get online. Yeah, and Liptic is really good for redness.

591
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: So I get red around my nose and I have

592
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: psoriasis or dermot tightest so fartests or some ship so fartest.

593
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: I have a fart face. I have like fart and

594
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: ship all over my face. So forever I use cortisone,

595
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: which is like after the fact, which thins your skin

596
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: after it's red after it and then you know, just

597
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: kept before ahead of it, and it's manly. It's manly

598
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: to get ahead of it. Yes, we gotta change the

599
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: narrative around therapy and face creams for me. Just got

600
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: these masks though, and that same kinder box, like I'm

601
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: not even pay for this thing, this mud one is

602
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: it is so I've never I've used these masks before.

603
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: You know, the sheet masks that you buy and you

604
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: put on your face and you look like Silence of

605
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: the Lambs. Those of never made my face feel any different. Girls,

606
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: if you're out there, does anyone relate to me on this?

607
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: Never has my face felt better after those I know

608
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: that it's like supposed to. I've used every single kind

609
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: but a mud mask that these, and I've used lots

610
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: of mass throughout my life. None have worked as well

611
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: as this one that I got in this kinder box

612
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: thing and I forget the name of the place, but

613
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: I just bought all the masks and you get to

614
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: mix them yourself. They come in powders and then you

615
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: put a little drop of water and you spin it

616
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: around with your finger. You're supposed to use like a

617
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: glass bowl with a brush, but like, no, you don't know,

618
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: you don't. It's like when they put the eyes ship.

619
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: You gotta pat it. You gotta pat it around. Well

620
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: that's better because you shouldn't like I scratched my eyes.

621
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah inside, Yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. Okay,

622
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. What it means. It is

623
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: tunes that not my day. I went to hope you're

624
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: having all the swells apparently are gumb of you. Pow

625
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: that's good, that's really good. Yeah, you just have to

626
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: be uh dumb alright, nook back to you in studio

627
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: in Phoenix. The same difference. Yeah, And Idaho man broke

628
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: a Guinness World Record by running a half marathon while

629
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: wearing a hundred and eleven T shirts. Uh, and it

630
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: was to support STEM education. What why would that support

631
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: STEM education? He was probably fundraising And here I just

632
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: wanted the record before shirts. Yeah, he's like it took man.

633
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: It was he a thin man, but then like those

634
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: shirts all stacked together make him look a lot bigger. Yes,

635
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: so it took twenty five minut it's for him and

636
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Speaker 1: his team to put the shirts on. It added forty

637
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: pounds extra. He said. His arms lost circulation and after

638
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: a couple of hours, my hands swelled to what felt

639
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: like twice the size. My normally loose wedding ring was

640
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,959
Speaker 1: a constricted ring and I couldn't even touch my thumb

641
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: across my That's the problem is these when you layer

642
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 1: things like that that have elastic in them, it becomes

643
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: have you ever done? You know? I had two rubber

644
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: bands and put the and put your hair up with

645
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: two ponytail holders as opposed to one. It's crazy how

646
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: much stronger it is. When you would think it would

647
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 1: just be the same but like more secure, But it's

648
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: like it's stronger. I mean, sure there's some physics law

649
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: behind it, but I don't have a rubber band on

650
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 1: my wrist, like, I hate that feeling. I know people

651
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: are freaking about a ring I still have on my finger,

652
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: and I'm not sure everyone that the part of my

653
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: finger that the ring is on is not making it.

654
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't feel it all day. That's not like squeezing.

655
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: It's just I can't get past my knuckle. But that

656
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: part that it's on, it does not bother me. I

657
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: don't think about it. And I'm thinking about buying a

658
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: condom from my finger so that I can live a

659
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: normal life because it gets snagged on things and it hurts. Yeah,

660
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: you don't mean it's cut it off? No, because I

661
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: kind of want to see how long I can go?

662
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: You can? Yeah? I mean what is STEM? Is a

663
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: science technology, electronic engineering, and math? But is this guy

664
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Speaker 1: did he he wants obviously people to be able to

665
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: get STEM. Did he get STEM him so he'll need

666
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: it after this? What? No, he wants people to be

667
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: like to study in those fields. It's probably for like

668
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: students to be able to afford to go to like

669
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: to encourage clubs or yeah, yeah, different extracurriculars involving STEM

670
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: or like maybe to raise money for the stem but

671
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: some states don't allow stem though. Right, it's it is, right.

672
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: I think it's just like I'm not kidding, Like there's

673
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: some places that you can't get stem cells, stem cell

674
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: stem stem cells are different than stems. Stem is an acronym. No,

675
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 1: stem cells are is an initial sorry acronym. No, stem

676
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: is an acronym. Stem is for science technology. Uh would

677
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: you say engineering? And right? So that's just it. Stem

678
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: is those things. I thought he was doing stem cells

679
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: over here. No, stem cell is, yes, step out of

680
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: those are the things you put in your face. Yeah. Yeah,

681
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: so usually you hear STEM with when people are talking

682
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 1: about women. There's not enough women in stem science, technology, engineering,

683
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: and math. Yeah. People really came at me saying there

684
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: were no female architects. I stand by it. Do you

685
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: stem by it by me? Now? I think there are

686
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 1: female architects, by the way, Yeah, I would think there are, right, Yeah? Yeah,

687
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: did you say there weren't. No. I think it got

688
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: misconstrued that I said that I was saying that there's

689
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: not enough women in engineering in that it should be

690
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: and I think that it came out as engineering and architecture. Okay, right,

691
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: all right, Well, I mean it's not wrong. I think

692
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: there are less women in STEM fields and that's why

693
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: there's a huge focus on encouraging women. Yes, oh for girls, Well,

694
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 1: for girls are just stem in general in general. Okay, Well,

695
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: let's go to the next story. Yeah, let's do it. Okay.

696
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: I was trying to make a stem joke, but I

697
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: can't come up with anymore nice stems. That's what I

698
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: say to girls that are scientists, and I go, just

699
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: focus on your legs, lady, don't learn maths. Don't worry

700
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: about it talking about your stems. So you might know

701
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: that the Can Film Festival is going on con it's Can.

702
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm just working around don't know. I don't know either,

703
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: it's Can Can. Okay. So, a screening of David Cronenberg's

704
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: Crime of the Future starring Kristen Stewart prompts walkouts in

705
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: the first five minutes as child mutations and people orgasming

706
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: while licking open wounds are shown. But the reason why

707
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: I felt compelled to share this article is because this

708
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 1: image from the movie Oh No, so it's a blonde

709
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: wolve to get my scalpel, Oh my god, to another

710
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: woman's foot, and it kind of looks like you and

711
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: Sarah Lena. God, it really does. What is she doing

712
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: to her foot? Can we see what she's doing with?

713
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: Like what she's scraping off? She's just like doing surgery,

714
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: you think, Um, I'll have to text you so, yes,

715
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: my god, I would walk into that film. I would

716
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: pull up my hat bill so I could see it all.

717
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: What is the point in this movie? Is this movie

718
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: like in the future or something? That's the word future

719
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: in that right? Yes? So the point of the movie

720
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: is um. It's set in the near future and centered

721
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: around a performance artist couple who grow and remove new

722
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: organs on stage in front of a live audience. Oh okay, okay,

723
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: this is you. Gotta send me that picture. I want

724
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: to send it to Sarily. Know. That's so funny. It

725
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: just texted I did you speaking of I don't know

726
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: why this means. I guess it. Films that made me

727
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: think of did you Did you watch Adam Sandler's whole

728
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: speech to the n y U class. It was really

729
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: really good. It really wrapped me up a little bit

730
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: at the beginning there. Well he did that as a joke,

731
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: I know, but it went on for like fifteen minutes,

732
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: just being like we're the best. What did you do tissues? Yeah.

733
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe how long he kept in that character,

734
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: and then he broke character in the story of his roommate.

735
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: Was really touching, and I that was awesome. He's the best.

736
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 1: He just seems everything you hear about him the best.

737
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: And when my baby said for the appatiles. I did

738
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: talk to him on the phone once and he was

739
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: so freaking nice and he asked me how my night was,

740
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: and he didn't even know who I was. I was

741
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: just a babysitter and he was like, how's your night going. Oh,

742
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: it's Adam Sandler. He said, it's Adam Sandler. And I

743
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: thought it was a joke because who says it's Adam Sandler.

744
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: But when your parents get a call, he thought I

745
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: was maud Um Judd's daughter, and so he was like, hey,

746
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: mod it's Adam Sandler. And I was like, this is

747
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: not It's like sounds like a prank call of Adam Sandler.

748
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: But you realize that when your parents get a call

749
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: from their family friend, they usually say first and last name.

750
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: Like when my dad would get a call, it would

751
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: be like, hey, it's Dave Miller calling you. Know they don't,

752
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: so it checked out. But I loved his speech. He

753
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: does this thing. So he goes through and he's like

754
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: he's talking to the class and he's like, you know

755
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: the n y U school, Tish School of the Arts

756
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 1: is where he went. He's like, Tissues, you could do anything, Tissues.

757
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: You are the performer. You you didn't go to you know,

758
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,720
Speaker 1: med school or you didn't go into business school because

759
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: you care about changing people's lives with performance. You care

760
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: about you know. Take his he's like saying all this stuff,

761
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: and you can start to go, wow, he's just doing

762
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: a sincere speech. But it was all so that he

763
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: could do the joke, which is the turn where he

764
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: goes now dishes, I need you to come your ears.

765
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk to your parents for a second. Parents,

766
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: you really fucked up if you think you're gonna at

767
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,479
Speaker 1: least they're gonna need you so much more. During he goes,

768
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: he tells the parents too pretty much, um move uh,

769
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: don't don't tell your kids where you move from only

770
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: cards message. Yeah, but don't give them your location. You've

771
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: already given them enough tuition for four years at Tissue

772
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: is enough. You've done. You've done enough, Yes, slip, and

773
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: then he tells them to slip. Martin Scor says, he

774
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: who's there at the ceremony because his daughters are graduating.

775
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: He said, slip. Martin Scor says, you a headshot of

776
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:11,479
Speaker 1: your kid. It will work. That's how Leo's mom did it.

777
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: It was really good. I mean it is like I

778
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: don't know some part of me, like I look at

779
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: that college crowd of these like all these actors, and

780
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: they still have this optimism that they will. You need that.

781
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: You need that blind like faith and going to make

782
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: it and you'll become agents. You'll give up and become agents. Yeah,

783
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: what do you mean a part of you wants to

784
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: have that? You still have it. I mean you can't

785
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: shake it. Anyone who enters into show business is thinking

786
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: that they are going to defy. It's like entering the lottery,

787
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 1: Like you think you have a chance, and you do

788
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: because you I mean, they're people do make it. Yeah. No,

789
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: I but I do believe there is a point where

790
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: you should go. This is it for me, And it's

791
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: not because I'm not talented. It's just because I just

792
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 1: am unlucky. Because making it is. Yes, it's hard. Work,

793
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: but also being someone who works hard is based on

794
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: if you had the right kind of parents, if you

795
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: have you know, if you have a good job to

796
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: support you through being able to work hard, if you

797
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 1: have supportive friends, if you have self esteem that isn't

798
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: you know, diminished by getting bullied in school. It's like,

799
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: you're it's all luck. Why why anyone makes it? It's

800
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: not because you're not talented. So I think a lot

801
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: of people should give up and stop chasing this stupid

802
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: dream at some point and pursue better things because I

803
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: think that I don't know if I think if I

804
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't have made it, I always say like, oh, I

805
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: would have killed myself, because that's a better story than

806
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: being like no, I would have just found happiness elsewhere,

807
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: and I I would have you know, I'm just I'm

808
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: trying to think, like if you went to school just

809
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: for entertainment, you know, just to be an actor, I

810
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: think spensive school like that, But I guess with an

811
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: English degree. I mean as an employer going to go, oh,

812
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 1: you know you went to school, you went to tish,

813
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: We're not gonna hire you at this marketing firm, you know, Like,

814
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: can you do have something is not enough room for

815
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: all the actresses that want to be actresses, so like

816
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: it is possible to get trained in something that you

817
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: just you can't get on the ship, Like there's not

818
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: enough room on the boat. There's too many people that

819
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,439
Speaker 1: are trained to be on the boat, but we can't

820
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: fit you all, so some of you can't come. I know.

821
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking though, like and that's okay, what are

822
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: you thinking about, like getting another job somewhere else? And

823
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: because yeah, like if you had a degree, like I

824
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: can't imagine my dad paying for a four year degree

825
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: where it was like I was gonna be a thespian

826
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:49,479
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a hundred and because you're gonna

827
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: be acting, like it was your choice to not pursue

828
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: that the rest of your life. I just know I

829
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: just didn't decid I did that acting was just like

830
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: an empty pursuit and I didn't want to do it

831
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: anymore when really, let's be honest, I mean we like

832
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: that was a joke, but I do think that it

833
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: some people are better off just leave acting. Is it's

834
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: way fun to do when you're young and there's less

835
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: competition in your community theater or high school, and then

836
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: the more you get and you see more talented people,

837
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: you realize, like, fuck, this is hard, and also this

838
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 1: isn't that fun. It's auditions constant rejection, Like the dreams

839
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: you have when you set out on these goals when

840
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: you're young, when you're a child, even if you're in

841
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: high school senior or when you're thirty, you don't know

842
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: until you get there, and then you go this kind

843
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: of sucks. I wanted to be an actor's until I

844
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: got to my theater auditions and I saw these losers

845
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: yelling at it themselves in the corners, reciting these monologues

846
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: and like caring about movement work. No offense to losers,

847
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: but to me, they were like, these kids are losers,

848
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: Like they care so much about these dramatic monologues that

849
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: I just don't care. This is to me. I don't

850
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: want to say a loser. That was mean. I call

851
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: them losers because I couldn't be one of them. But

852
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: I say, like, it just didn't interest me, and I

853
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: thought it would have. I liked I liked performing, but

854
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: I didn't like acting. So sometimes you just don't know. Well,

855
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: you know, we both watched the Carl I finally got

856
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: to watch Carlin documentary and he said, you know, I'm

857
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: a stand up comic. I'm not Hollywood. Wanted to be

858
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: an actor really badly, wanted very badly, and then he

859
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: realized that wasn't for him and he was never really

860
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: actually trained in it, but he still wanted to be that.

861
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: I wanted it so badly because he the people he

862
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: used to admire, we're actors, and we're really great comedic actors,

863
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: and he wanted to be like them. And he even

864
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 1: got his own show eventually, the George Carlin Show, which

865
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 1: was you know, his signs and his sixties and it.

866
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: He wasn't good at making things with other people, and

867
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: Jerry seinfelt kind of comments on it during the documentary

868
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: of like comedians don't have to deal with other people

869
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: weighing in on the wait for that be done talking yeah,

870
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah that's but also like the network winging,

871
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: like you can have this great idea, like look at milaney.

872
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: Mullaney is the best comedian going, without question, but his

873
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: show wasn't great. Why not because he wasn't great? It's

874
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: because too many cooks? Yeah, have you ever seen too

875
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: many cooks? The adults swim masterpiece. Oh my god, if

876
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: if you are a listener out there who has not

877
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: seen Too Many Cooks, which is this weird thing that

878
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: adults swim uh aired at like four am one night

879
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 1: randomly in two thousands, I think eighteen, and it's this crazy.

880
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: It seems like an intro to a nineties sitcom like

881
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: Full House, you know, like everywhere you look, and it's

882
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: like different characters and they're posing with like it seems

883
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: like a show. It's a show called Too Many Cooks,

884
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: and it's like too many Cooks will spoil the broth,

885
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: but we're gonna make it with love. And it's like

886
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: too many looks and it's like it looks like a

887
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: classic t G I f opening to a song, but

888
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: then it does not stop going for fifteen minutes and

889
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: it gets so fucking weird and it's so fun to

890
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: it's I watched it at least twice a year. It

891
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: is so because the best part is no one warned

892
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: them that they were going to air this. It just

893
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: aired apropos of nothing at four in the morning when

894
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: usually they would be doing these like infomercials, and it

895
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: just came on and you just got to think about

896
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: the high guys that used to be watching Adult Swim

897
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: late at night and would go and would just be

898
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: like watching you know, like Aquitine Hunger for Us and

899
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: like yeah, man, and just left it on and then

900
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: all of a sudden watched Too Many Cooks And just

901
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: imagine you're a stoner at four am and this thing

902
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: comes on with no introduction, there's no no one knows

903
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: what the funk it is. And that's the beauty of

904
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: Too Many Cooks and it's it's the best. It's one

905
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 1: of my favorite things to watch. You know. The one

906
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: thing I loved about the Sandler speech speaking of like

907
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 1: how many opportunities there are for people that are pursuing

908
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: this insane you know goal he talks about his roommate

909
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: and then he goes and his son is on l

910
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: That just made me because please don't destroy those three guys. Yeah,

911
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: and they're great, but he's like, be easy on them.

912
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: They're they're trying hard, like like like because a lot

913
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 1: of people are giving them. Those guys ship because their

914
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: dad was a writer, Like two of them, their dads

915
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: are writers, and then maybe that was one of them. Yeah,

916
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: Nepotism is it's literally everyone in Hollywood is the son

917
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: or daughter or are you like, well, they're probably talented

918
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: because they are. But there's other people too. That's the problem.

919
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: That's the problem. Uh, as someone who is not a

920
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: part of nepotism, I am like anti nepotism, but if

921
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: my dad were famous, I would be pro nepotism. So yeah,

922
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: of course who knows. Let's um, let's uh take a break,

923
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: comeback with why do I care? No? Why do I care?

924
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: Why do I care? I bet this story involves someone

925
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: whose dad or mom is famous, because literally everyone in

926
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: Hollywood is a product of some is a progeny of

927
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: some famous person. One of these names is going to

928
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: be someone guaranteed. Possibly I heard you. I mean I

929
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: saw this on your Instagram, and I really wanted to

930
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: get your full perspective on Mick Jagger. Responding to comparisons

931
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: made about him and Harry Styles, he says he doesn't

932
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: see too much of himself in the twenty eight year

933
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: old Yes. He also says, I like Harry, we have

934
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: an easy relationship. I mean I used to wear a

935
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: lot of eye makeup than him. Uh, A lot more

936
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: I make up than him. Come on, I was much

937
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: more adrogynous, and he doesn't have a voice like mine

938
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: or move on the stage like me. He just has

939
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 1: a superficial resemblance to my younger self, which is fine.

940
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: He can't help that. Yes, I think I think the

941
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: context of which he said it sounds like he was

942
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: being snarky. But if you read that like, yeah, I

943
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: think he's a great kid. Yeah, what I wore more

944
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: islander than him. He just happens to look like me.

945
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: We sound very different. If you say it like that

946
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: as opposed to I mean or like we I mean,

947
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 1: he sounds a lot different than I do, that sounds

948
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: like shitty. But if he sounds a lot different than me,

949
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 1: that sounds nice. Like, I think Mick Jagger is a fan.

950
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: How could you not be? Harry is so amazing. Mick

951
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: Jagger's son starting a HBO show. Mick Jagger's son started

952
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: an HBO show. That doesn't shock me. Harry Styles is

953
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: not connected to anyone. Uh So that's interesting because he

954
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: he had just auditioned for the fucking X Factor or

955
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: whatever it wasn't he got he got, he didn't get

956
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: past and then they put them all together, they put

957
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: five kids, Okay, Yeah, and then Um, Mick Jagger obviously

958
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: he I bet he was not the son of anyone famous,

959
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: but who knows. I feel like it's the generation after that,

960
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I think his kid

961
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 1: helps like what his daughter's like a model or I

962
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: don't know, if it's a Jaggers kids. There's a couple

963
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: of models. There's his son was an actor some movie,

964
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: played a rock and roll Georgia May Jagger is his daughter. Um, yeah,

965
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:28,919
Speaker 1: so what are you gonna do? Yeah? I mean we're

966
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: all something because our parents. Because my father was successful,

967
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: I was able to go to college for free. Like

968
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 1: there's all steps. My parents are reality TV stars because

969
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: their daughter. Wow, you flipped it on them. Your mom

970
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: is a child star. It's the other way around. Can

971
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: I just say based on um, I didn't see last

972
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: Night's Two Nights ago his episodes. Yes, my mom played

973
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: with me as a child in in the thing, I

974
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: say my mom didn't play with me as a child

975
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 1: very much hurt her feelings. She thinks that everyone thinks

976
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: that she's a bad mom now, and she thinks that

977
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: I said that to make her feel bad, which maybe

978
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 1: I did. I don't even know what kind of fucking

979
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: mood I was in that day. My mom did play

980
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: with me as a child, there is I just don't

981
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: remember a lot of it. But I don't really remember

982
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: my dad playing with me either. I just know that

983
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: I see I remember more later in life. But I

984
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: told my mom today because she was upset with me

985
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: about it really hurt her feelings because she was like,

986
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: I did play with you as a child. No, they didn't.

987
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: I was like, I do think I told my mom.

988
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: The reason I think I'm obsessed with the fact that

989
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: you didn't play with as a child, or that's the

990
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: story I tell myself, is because I don't like playing

991
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 1: with babies. I don't like playing with kids. I don't

992
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: like playing barbies. I don't like playing pretend or like

993
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: making voices or like I'm gonna get you. I don't

994
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 1: like it. I'm not good at it. I don't want

995
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: to do it. If I ever have kids, I don't

996
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: want to be the main person I will do it.

997
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: But I want to find a husband who's good at that,

998
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: because my dad was really good at that. And I

999
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: I think that I personify my mom that way to

1000
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: make myself feel better, like I'm that way too, and

1001
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: my mom was, and so it's okay. And I think

1002
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: that's why I say it, because I don't like playing

1003
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: with kids. I really don't even I don't like I

1004
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: like having I like talking to her like a real

1005
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: person and asking her about things she likes and why

1006
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,399
Speaker 1: she likes them. Like I don't like going like I'm

1007
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: alma on, I'm gonna get you like. I don't like that,

1008
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: Like I run out of things to do. I'm not

1009
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: creative in that way. I'm my brain is not good

1010
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: at that. I'm kind of in the same boat there,

1011
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: especially with legos, like I can't handle I can't I

1012
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: can't go through these steps. You know, there's eight five

1013
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: steps to put together some kind of Star Wars thing,

1014
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: and I'm checked out after seven. I don't mind that

1015
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: because there's like there we're doing something. But if I

1016
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: have to go like I'm gonna get you on, I

1017
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: mean man like or in that bob that, I don't

1018
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: want to have to come up with stuff. I just

1019
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: want to be That's why I like stand up and

1020
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: not acting. I don't want to be someone else. I

1021
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: just want to be me, And I think the kid

1022
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: would be fine with that. No, they want you to

1023
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: go they want you to play with that, but no, no, no,

1024
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: the kids do. But when my nephew wants to play

1025
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: with me and they want to play baby, So here's

1026
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 1: you know, the other day, I was playing babies with

1027
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: Poppy and I was just like, Okay, I'm gonna feed

1028
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 1: this one. And I was being very like. I wasn't

1029
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: like I was like what what's her name? You know,

1030
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,439
Speaker 1: I was like asking questions that I would normally ask,

1031
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: but there was some element of like, Okay, this is

1032
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: a doll and I don't care about its feelings. I

1033
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: have to pretend like this doll has feelings, and I'm

1034
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: struggling to do that kind of thing, you know. All right,

1035
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: so my mom played with me. That is that. And

1036
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: let's get to Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your

1037
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: Reddit dog, all right. Um let me start with uh,

1038
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: we have some vis videos to show, but um let

1039
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 1: me start with uh. This was on too afraid to ask.

1040
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 1: It's the subpredit. It was a question is it okay

1041
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: to wear lingerie for my husband that I've sucked other

1042
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: dudes and before I met him? Amazing question, right, amazing?

1043
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, I was predicting Andrew would say absolutely not.

1044
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: You just don't want to know about it. Oh, I

1045
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't want it to be like, yeah I sucked this guy.

1046
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: Well no, but it's like old clothes. It is to

1047
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: found out later on that it was something that she

1048
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: had for her ex boyfriend maybe gave her, not that

1049
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: she like she wasn't keeping it because it was a

1050
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 1: present from him, but she just like liked it, so

1051
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: she kept. It's tough for me is when I see

1052
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: like a big oversized T shirt and I'm like, oh,

1053
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: that was an old boyfriend T shirt that you're still

1054
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: sleeping in. That's tough. But pajamas or lingerie that you know,

1055
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to know the exact specifics, Like I

1056
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 1: bought it on a Thursday because he had a heart

1057
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: on and he loved this, like I didn't want but

1058
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: you know a guy like fingered her through it like

1059
00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: specifically for sex. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't bother me. Uh.

1060
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: Someone commented I love this comment. You are sucking him

1061
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: with the same pussy that you fucked other dudes with.

1062
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 1: That would be so funny for guy was like, you

1063
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 1: need to get a new pussy. Yeah, um, all right. Uh,

1064
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: how would you guys feel if some guy I guess

1065
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: guys don't don't put on anything really specific to get fucked.

1066
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: I don't care about any of that. I really don't.

1067
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 1: If I feel like they still like her, then then

1068
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: that's an issue. But if you're with me they don't

1069
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: like her. What about a sex toy, same condom, sex toy?

1070
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: I would not, I would not. That wouldn't bother me

1071
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: at all, because clean them. I mean, like I I use,

1072
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: I wear use clothes like I wear like that's a

1073
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: very intimate thing that's rubbing on their skin, like a

1074
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: silicone thing that you can clean, that can get very

1075
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: clean easily because it doesn't have a lot of nooks

1076
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: and crannies. It's just like a sleek like there's nothing

1077
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: about that. I wouldn't people that people put in their

1078
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: mouths at restaurants and you clean that, Like, what's the

1079
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: big deal? I get that. I think if you could

1080
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: separate that, good for you. Okay. This was an ask men,

1081
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: okay um, and it said what is one thing that

1082
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: you would like your ex to know? Mm hmm. One

1083
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: guy said that my life has been mostly a series

1084
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: of dreadfully bad decisions. I considered getting back together with

1085
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: you the worst one. I've ever made. Whenever I'm going

1086
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: through a rough patch in my life, I still chuckle,

1087
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: knowing it's nothing to do. It's nothing to what I

1088
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: endured with you. You are the standard of which I

1089
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: measure measure misery and pain by. Thank you for that.

1090
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: I don't want anything to do with that. Someone said,

1091
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,439
Speaker 1: she taught me to take it slow so I don't

1092
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 1: wind up in a relationship with someone like her again. Wait,

1093
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: what why you don't want to have anything to do

1094
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: with what? The anger and the fucking feeling that he

1095
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: wants to tell her that she's miserable and all that ship. Yeah,

1096
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: I mean that guy is still holding a lot of anger.

1097
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 1: Someone said, can I have my guitar back? You sort

1098
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: of forgot to give it to me, So I was wondering,

1099
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: you forgot to give it back to me if it's

1100
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 1: worth it to me. But for my last serious relationship,

1101
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: I would like to apologize because and you know, like

1102
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: I um, I was clearing out all my text to

1103
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: like save room on my phone and I found our

1104
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: last text after he had broken up with me, and

1105
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: I read it today and there were so much pointing

1106
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 1: at him, like you did this and you knew about

1107
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 1: that and you knew what I was asking for and

1108
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 1: I read it back, you know, me and the present,

1109
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: and I think that like he was the one who

1110
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 1: urged me to go to therapy. And I think if

1111
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: it wasn't for him just breaking up with me and

1112
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: putting me at like my lowest point, I probably wouldn't

1113
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: be close to where I am today. So I probably

1114
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: say thanks and I'm sorry. Oh god, I bet he

1115
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: would like to hear that. I'm like to reach out.

1116
00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 1: It's too too weird. Um, that's interesting though. Have you

1117
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: read any like last exchanges with an X and just

1118
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: kind of seen it through a different lens? Um, I

1119
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: have apologized. I apologized to one of my axes really

1120
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: in a very sincere way, and um on the show,

1121
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: on this show made amends. Yeah, I mean to Zach,

1122
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: I did, but then to another one I did. Um.

1123
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: I gave a really I made a voice memo and

1124
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: I just sent it to him and I was like,

1125
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: you know, not even a memo that disappears. I gave

1126
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 1: him like I recorded it and then just sent it

1127
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: over and was just like, because I didn't want to

1128
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: be interrupted, I just wanted to get it out there

1129
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: and just say like, hey, I fucked up and I shouldn't.

1130
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: I was sad you rejected me and I handled it

1131
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 1: in a bad way and he accepted it and never

1132
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: since then we hasn't felt like hate. At least from

1133
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 1: my perspective. It's so nice when you apologize, you just

1134
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: don't you If they're mad at you, it has nothing

1135
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 1: to do with you anymore, because you've like the past

1136
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: for you as the past you've made up for for.

1137
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: In my mind, I don't think I left anything untouched

1138
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 1: of that I owed an apology for, and if if

1139
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: I did, I would love to know it, and then

1140
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: I would make up for that too. But it just

1141
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 1: feels like freeing. But if I could say something to

1142
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: my X, I would say, I'll see you tonight, babe,

1143
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: because I'm back with him. Um No, I have so

1144
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: many things that I would like to say to certain people,

1145
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: but it's almost not worth it because, um like, I

1146
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: don't want to engage. I don't want that, I don't

1147
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 1: want to have I don't want to talk to them again,

1148
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: and it's but there, Yeah, there are things, but I'll

1149
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 1: just write them in songs for jokes and then they'll

1150
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: see it when they watch my thing and then they go,

1151
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: oh god, I wish I would have not sucked that up.

1152
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: And but the thing is, even if you didn't, I'd

1153
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: probably have realized you were not good enough by now. Anyway,

1154
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: That's what I like to tell myself. Yeah, I wouldn't

1155
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: want to re engage if there's no If we were friends,

1156
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 1: still we're friendly, then maybe I would maybe bring something up.

1157
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna write someone out of the blue

1158
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: to get my whatever emotions out. Ye. Also, I don't

1159
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: want to like then you have to get an email back,

1160
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: and then do you have to email back to that.

1161
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: If it was an exchange exchange back and we knew

1162
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 1: that it was done, then I could maybe do something,

1163
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: But I don't want it to be seventeen messages later

1164
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 1: and then fighting again about the same thing. That's so funny,

1165
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 1: then you gotta break up with it. Yeah, it's it's

1166
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: like I was saying about, like the megreets guy grabs

1167
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: your ass and you call him out for it, stopped

1168
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: to do just like let it go. Wait till you

1169
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 1: stopped walking like a banana. You're gonna get a lot

1170
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: of more ass grabs. Oh my god, that thing's gonna

1171
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: be sticking out ready to go um. Whenever I really

1172
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: do feel like I want to like get out some

1173
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: anger about an X, I sing the Taylor Swift song

1174
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: I Bet You Think about Me? That song really kicks

1175
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: into some feelings. But it's but if you do have

1176
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 1: things that you still want to tell an X, it's

1177
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: because you're holding on to some kind of resentment that

1178
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: has more to do with you than than them, And

1179
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: it's a sign that you gotta gotta keep working. There's Keith,

1180
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: how do you like me now? On my way you think?

1181
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 1: And it's just him talking ship to an X about

1182
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 1: like he's done everything to communicate with people. If you're

1183
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: an artist, I mean, as a comedian, I find it

1184
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: very therapeutic to write bits about people and like surreptitiously

1185
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 1: like address things. But man, a really good song that

1186
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: people that that person has to hear the rest of

1187
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: their fucking life. That you get successful from you if

1188
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: you get up. She wrote that song Mean about a

1189
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: critic that made fun of her voice at the Grammy,

1190
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: And she wrote the song mean about how like you're

1191
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 1: limetic and alone and life and mean and mean and mean,

1192
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 1: and at the end of it, she's singing it at

1193
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: the Grammy. She goes, someday I'll be singing it at

1194
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: the Grammys and all you're ever gonna be is mean,

1195
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 1: And so she sang at the Grammys, wrote the song

1196
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: because he trashed her for how she saying at the Grammys,

1197
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 1: and then came back and one album maybe album of

1198
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: not album of the Year, but one for that song.

1199
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 1: That's that's a that's a great, that's a great. I

1200
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,440
Speaker 1: don't know if you can break up with someone and

1201
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: then write this song, Yeah you weren't good enough. There's

1202
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: a lot of breakup songs that I hear that are like,

1203
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just had to go and I yeah,

1204
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 1: take it easy on me, so good, Yeah, easy on me.

1205
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: That one's really good. All right, let's keep going. So

1206
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:03,439
Speaker 1: let me see. Um uh, this is a good one.

1207
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: This is a good story. Okay. So this is from

1208
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: true Off my Chest. It's where people just let something out.

1209
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: Says I'm divorcing my wife because she has been late

1210
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: for nine of everything we've ever done together. Everyone we

1211
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 1: know is shocked and confused, But I don't care. This

1212
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 1: guy is awesome. No, I'm not having an affair. No,

1213
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: I'm not having a midlife crisis. No, I'm not looking

1214
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 1: for a younger woman. No, I'm not hiding anything. My

1215
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 1: wife and I have been together for twelve years. During

1216
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: this time, she has not made even the slightest amount

1217
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 1: of effort to be on time for anything we did

1218
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: when we were dating. Average weight times, we're fifteen minutes

1219
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,600
Speaker 1: to an hour for her to finally fucking show up.

1220
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: I waited because I loved her. After marriage, she somehow

1221
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: got worse, and after childbirth she got even worse. She

1222
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 1: used to blame circumstances for being late every time, but

1223
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 1: now she just blames our son. I put up with

1224
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,360
Speaker 1: it because I loved her. Example one da da da

1225
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: example to da da da da da. Example three Da

1226
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 1: da da da. I'm so sick and tired of it.

1227
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 1: Dinner reservations are always a toss up because restaurants in

1228
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 1: her area of no chill, and we'll cancel your reservation

1229
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: if you're a minute late. Blah blah blah blah. He

1230
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: goes all the way down, He goes um, meeting up

1231
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: with friends, going to a children's event with our son.

1232
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 1: For Fox's sake, even trying to take a walk is

1233
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: walk is an ordeal. Of trying to get her to

1234
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: put the goddamn phone down and get ready so I

1235
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: don't have to stand there like an idiot. I think

1236
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: my boiling point was last week when I stood at

1237
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 1: the entrance of our house for twenty minutes with our

1238
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: son as he grew increasingly impatient, and then seeing she

1239
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 1: had abruptly decided to start vacuuming the house. I'm getting

1240
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 1: spammed with calls from mutual friends and family. She went

1241
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 1: and told everyone that we're getting divorced. Everyone wants to

1242
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: talk me out of it. I just broke. I just

1243
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 1: broke after years of patience. I have no regrets. What

1244
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 1: do you think final thought? I mean, she'll probably be

1245
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 1: on time to get that Alimoni money. No, I'm just

1246
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: but they I think it's good. I don't think it's

1247
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:49,800
Speaker 1: the worst reason to not get divorce like that. I've

1248
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: heard like and I think throughout that start, I mean

1249
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: to skip a lot, but I think it's if it's

1250
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: something that you've addressed and said, this is something I

1251
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: can't put up with and you need to fix it

1252
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 1: or I'm gone. I think it's like a like agoraphobia

1253
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:10,760
Speaker 1: or something like that, some kind of she keeps delaying

1254
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: it or like a social anxiety thing, and she just

1255
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 1: keeps sabotaging people who are constantly chronically late. And I'm

1256
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm one of them. There have been times in my

1257
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: life where I just am seven minutes late, ten minutes late,

1258
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 1: fifty minutes late to everything. But I tell people how

1259
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 1: late I'm going to be. Generally this god excluded because

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01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: no one knows at this point. Like, but generally, if

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01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 1: I'm late to something, I say three minutes, seven minutes,

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01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 1: I don't say these people that go, I'll be there

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01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 1: in five minutes and it's twenty minutes. Fuck you, fuck you.

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01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 1: It's fine, you're twenty minutes. Like, don't lie about it

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01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 1: that no one's believing that that twenty minutes was five

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01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: minutes because you lied about it. You. I know you

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01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 1: can't help being late. I really do believe that. But

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01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 1: you need to be accountable for what you are and

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01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 1: you need to try to fix it. It is not

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01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:00,640
Speaker 1: something that's unfixable. You can be on time. We're choosing

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01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 1: not to address the issues that are keeping you chronically late. Yeah,

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01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: it's like you know someone will go, well that's my thing,

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01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 1: Like I'm just late. This has nothing to do with you.

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01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 1: But then if it does affect you negatively, it does

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01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 1: have something to do with you. Yes, a lot of

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01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: people hide behind well this is this has nothing, This

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01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 1: isn't you. This is my thing, but your thing creeps

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01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: in to your your thing is Actually I don't want

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01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: to be around it anymore. So if you want to

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Speaker 1: stay with me and you love me enough to I'm

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01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 1: important enough to you more than it is keeping this

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01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:37,639
Speaker 1: habit going, or like addressing the issues that you're scared

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01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,680
Speaker 1: to address that keep you late, then buy. And I'm

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01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 1: sure in her mind she might have a thing where

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01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 1: it could be out of spite that he's doing something

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01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 1: loving her. I think he should have done it much

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01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 1: sooner before a kid. But but you know what I mean,

1288
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 1: like there could be something on her end where I'm

1289
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 1: sure he had this conversation with her. Yeah, he sounds

1290
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 1: really great, sounds like yeah, okay, let's get to this

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01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: next one. This is from me I r L, which

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01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 1: is like just tweets that people reposts that are like

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01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: this is so me or whatever. So this is from

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01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: average average underscore dad one on Instagram. In college, I

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01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 1: had a roommate that would set his normal alarm plus

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01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,719
Speaker 1: a separate alarm for three am, so that he would

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01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,160
Speaker 1: wake up in the middle of the night and be

1298
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: excited about how much longer he had left to sleep.

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01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,839
Speaker 1: Still not sure if he was a genius or a psycho.

1300
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 1: I wait, wait, how what where were so? He would

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01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:31,640
Speaker 1: say a roommate. I killed the guy. No, but I

1302
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:34,160
Speaker 1: mean just the idea of setting an alarm at three o'clock.

1303
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: I love when I wake up at three o'clock and

1304
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: that your things creeping in the mind thing if it

1305
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 1: was if he wore headphones and got the alarm inside

1306
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:48,679
Speaker 1: his own head. But if you're waking me up every

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01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:51,559
Speaker 1: morning or every day at three, he's gonna train you

1308
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 1: to just keep waking up at three when you could

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01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 1: be sleeping. Yeah, be careful. I love sometimes I will

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01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 1: set my like if I have to get up at seven, Yeah,

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01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: I set my alarm four or five thirty so I

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01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: can just keep pressing snooze because that five thirty, knowing

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01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,880
Speaker 1: that I have an hour and a half left, It's

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01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:13,680
Speaker 1: great And I'd rather hit snooze continually then then have

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01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: the first time I wake up be when I have

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01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 1: to get up and I've known that's probably the worst

1317
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 1: way to do it. This is from Made Me Cry. Um.

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Speaker 1: But when you do that as someone else in bed

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01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:27,240
Speaker 1: with you, No, I would never do it, that's my point. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's but that's what that kid was doing. Yeah.

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01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 1: I mean if I'm in college though, and I'm just like,

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01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 1: have a roommate, now, get really about them, because I'm

1323
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: a college kid. I mean, now, I wouldn't do it.

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, yeah. Um. So this is from made

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Speaker 1: Me Cry. It says I mean I'd rather die. Okay,

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01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 1: so it says um. This is from a tweet from

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Speaker 1: Ashton law a s h t y n Law. My

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Speaker 1: dentist gave me a stern talk when I said I

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01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: hadn't been to a dentist in thirty years. I told

1330
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: her I couldn't afford it and had no insurance. Well

1331
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 1: what did you do when you were sick, she asked.

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01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 1: She looked at me blankly when I said, I waited

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Speaker 1: it out until I thought I was going to die.

1334
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:10,000
Speaker 1: And isn't that what we all do? People are afraid

1335
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:13,320
Speaker 1: of a doctor, afraid of a dentists, or we put

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01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,719
Speaker 1: things off. I gotta go to dentists. What's a good

1337
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:21,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sure I have about worth of

1338
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 1: work to do in my teeth right now, at least

1339
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,760
Speaker 1: I can literally feel it with my tongue. My back

1340
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,120
Speaker 1: teeth are falling apart. You should go to the dentist.

1341
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:31,600
Speaker 1: You have money now, you know, like take care of

1342
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: yourself because down the road is going to be even

1343
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,720
Speaker 1: more money. And just so you know, Andrew, I had

1344
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,639
Speaker 1: a period of like six years and I was terrified

1345
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,360
Speaker 1: of going to the dentist. And I finally did it,

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01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:43,880
Speaker 1: and uh, he did, you know, Like he did the

1347
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 1: inspection and everything. They did the cleaning and he's like

1348
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 1: all right, and I was like, that's it, You're done.

1349
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:51,519
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, we always do that with doctors. We

1350
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:55,040
Speaker 1: always think they've never seen this before. I don't have cavities.

1351
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,719
Speaker 1: And he's like, do you want to have cavities? Yeah?

1352
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 1: You kind of want something, right, you want something in there.

1353
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 1: Remember I told you that dentist asked me if I

1354
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 1: was a smoker. Oh my god, that is so funny.

1355
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 1: So how long you've been smoking? I go, I've never smoked.

1356
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:19,240
Speaker 1: And he just goes interesting. Interesting that haunts me. Interesting. Um,

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01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 1: I'll close with this. It was a tweet that I

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01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 1: can't find anymore. But it said, um oh here does

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01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:31,040
Speaker 1: this is from zeal On t Zelon zeal Zeloton PC

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01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 1: from technically the truth is the is the things that

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01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 1: things that are technically the truth that says condoms are

1362
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:41,800
Speaker 1: for fucking pussies just straight up yeah, because they are

1363
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:45,040
Speaker 1: for fun. Did you see what he did there? He

1364
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: changed the words, he made it different. It's so absurd.

1365
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 1: We gotta go. Um, I gotta do an audition. Am

1366
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:55,680
Speaker 1: I going to practice? No? Man, Chris is gonna come over.

1367
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 1: He's gonna help me put it on tape. We're gonna

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01:12:57,360 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 1: read the lens together. But I haven't even printed the

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01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: stuff yet. I like how you're I love how you're

1370
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 1: just going off script. You're not rhyming worth a ship.

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01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,599
Speaker 1: But I'm not mad at it. I hope you get

1372
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:15,200
Speaker 1: this audition and you fucking nail it because it's inside

1373
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 1: you and you're a dreamer and you're a tissy. Well

1374
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,640
Speaker 1: you didn't get in. You went to Kansas cy and

1375
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 1: then don't freaking interrupt my wraps. I'll freaking slap your crap.

1376
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:35,520
Speaker 1: I'll eat your DJ Kellid Nikki Glazer. We're the best podcast, Okay, done.

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01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Don't ever, don't you and Jack Jack rappit.

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01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,480
Speaker 1: I like that, okay,