Speaker 1: Coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is he shouldn't
Speaker 1: be in my purse. Okay, we'll get into that and
Speaker 1: just a bit, but right now it is time for
Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prying phone call. What you got
Speaker 1: for his nap? Well, we're gonna take it to the church.
Speaker 1: They call him the first lady. I call her the
Speaker 1: preacher's wife, the preacher's wife, cat dog. If you would hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your sister Angela. Sister Angela, please,
Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton. I'm calling
Speaker 1: you from a Great Baptist Church. How are you doing
Speaker 1: this morning? I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I know
Speaker 1: that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one of
Speaker 1: the candidates that we may be choosing to be our
Speaker 1: pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll
Speaker 1: make a very good candidate. Is a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: here at the church, we've been asking a lot of
Speaker 1: the deacons and and and assistant UH ministers here have
Speaker 1: been asking different questions, different things that they would be
Speaker 1: doing once they became pasted, you know, like your first
Speaker 1: one hundred days. What would you try and change here
Speaker 1: at the church or try and make better? So to speak? Yet,
Speaker 1: but but what my d's not here right now? Do
Speaker 1: you need to speak to us? No, not right now?
Speaker 1: What what we decided to do? Uh, sins Angela is
Speaker 1: actually called the wives and asked them a few questions. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a little different, and we don't we don't want
Speaker 1: to take up too much of your time. You know
Speaker 1: a lot of times. Uh, if a pastor is stressed
Speaker 1: at home, nine times out of tend, he's likely to
Speaker 1: be stressed at the church. So I guess, my, my,
Speaker 1: My biggest question to you is is your husband stressed
Speaker 1: at home? Uh? No, not that I know of. He
Speaker 1: eats regularly, he's on a good diet. You know, he
Speaker 1: goes to the doctor regularly, gets his physical um pretty good.
Speaker 1: At home. I don't have a reason to believe that
Speaker 1: he's stressed. He certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think you follow me, s su Andrew, what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, is he stressed behind closed doors? Is he
Speaker 1: stressed in that fashion? Um, I'm not I'm not too sure.
Speaker 1: I follow you. You said behind closed doors? What exactly
Speaker 1: did you mean by that? Is he? Is he stressed
Speaker 1: in y'all's relations? Is he stressed? Are you asking me
Speaker 1: about my personal business providence? Well, what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: if he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed at the church.
Speaker 1: And if he's stressed at the church, then the members
Speaker 1: are stressed. Then the congregation is stressed. So the stress
Speaker 1: are with you. Excuse me. If you are making sure
Speaker 1: that he's all right at home, he's gonna be all
Speaker 1: right at the church. I'm sorry, brother, what was your name?
Speaker 1: Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you, um conducting whatever
Speaker 1: interviews you guys need to conduct with the candidates wives.
Speaker 1: I do think that's pretty much personal territory, and I
Speaker 1: really don't want to answer those kind of questions. It's
Speaker 1: not personal since the angela win is so many other
Speaker 1: people involved. See, That's why I'm asking you the question,
Speaker 1: is your man stressed behind? I could assure you, yes
Speaker 1: that my husband is not stressed at home. If I
Speaker 1: get your drift. He is not stressed behind closed doors, brother,
Speaker 1: and I would appreciate you if you don't call. What
Speaker 1: these kind of questions are you asking other candidates? Why
Speaker 1: these kind of questions? Well, I was the one UH
Speaker 1: dedicated to call to give you a call, and that's
Speaker 1: the question that I decided to come up with because
Speaker 1: I want to know if a man is gonna be stressed,
Speaker 1: because if he's gonna have tension at at the church,
Speaker 1: then then the congregation is going to have tension. The
Speaker 1: church is gonna have tension, and the church cannot move
Speaker 1: forward in the direction over. My husband and I have
Speaker 1: been married twenty to five years and they've been twenty
Speaker 1: five good years. If you get my drift, Okay, he
Speaker 1: is not stressed at home, and whatever goes on at home,
Speaker 1: my husband has sense enough not to take it to
Speaker 1: the church. That is not something he's gonna do. So
Speaker 1: you don't see that about anybody else being stressed at
Speaker 1: the congregation in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we asked together
Speaker 1: at home, and I appreciate if you don't ask me
Speaker 1: those kind of questions. But sometimes, well sometimes a woman
Speaker 1: does not realize that that a husband is stressed. You
Speaker 1: understand that there's a possible way that you don't know
Speaker 1: that he's stressed. So how can you get let me
Speaker 1: get your phone. A matter of fact, let me get
Speaker 1: your full name. What's your first name? Let's just go
Speaker 1: with brother Clayton right now, could you please answer this question?
Speaker 1: How can you guarantee that he is fully not stressed?
Speaker 1: Brother Clayton, I'm calling the law real quick hold on,
Speaker 1: Brother Clayton. I'm an honorable woman. I'm a woman who
Speaker 1: stands by my man. Okay, but you are asking me
Speaker 1: some questions that very personal, very private, very confidential. You
Speaker 1: are asking me questions that that that a question is
Speaker 1: the safety of my marriage? Okay, my husband is not
Speaker 1: stressed and if I don't send him away from my
Speaker 1: home stressed, Okay, how do you know? But what are
Speaker 1: you doing to make sure that it is less stress? Clayton,
Speaker 1: I'm about to end this phone call. Okay, now, if
Speaker 1: you know we're not gonna end this phone that we
Speaker 1: know we I need to know the Reverend Jonathan is
Speaker 1: not stressed at home. They put they assigned me to
Speaker 1: talk to you, and that's what I'm going to do.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to leave, he is not stressed. I
Speaker 1: don't know who told you that the man is not stressed.
Speaker 1: If he has to stressed around you, I bet you.
Speaker 1: I bet you his stress because you're stressing me right now.
Speaker 1: Now we're both stressed out. How can we understand that
Speaker 1: that man is not stressed. That's the end of this conversation.
Speaker 1: Do you understand me? Give me your full name right now,
Speaker 1: give me some intimate details, and then I'll give you
Speaker 1: my name to cross the line. You wait till my
Speaker 1: husband gets here. If this is gonna cost him Candescy,
Speaker 1: does this, so be it. We'll find another chunch. I'd
Speaker 1: have some choice words for you right now, Clayton. I
Speaker 1: will give you my name right now. Do you have
Speaker 1: a pen? Yes, I'm gonna writing right now. The letter
Speaker 1: n N is in Nancy. I know how to spare
Speaker 1: n E P h E W that nephew. Your name
Speaker 1: is nephew Clayton. My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name
Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your husband, Reverend Jonathan. You said
Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy is from the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 1: it's your Your husband got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 1: Oh lord, I'm gonna killing cold. I don't need that.
Speaker 1: Oh didn't trust me, sent me this morning. I can't
Speaker 1: believe I let him. You know, pranks before. Oh my god, Tommy,
Speaker 1: I will tell you if this was twenty five years ago. Brother,
Speaker 1: I cussed up a storm. I'm so glad I'm a
Speaker 1: safe woman. Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one
Speaker 1: more thing? What is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show in the doors of the Churchile,
Speaker 1: ain't nobody slow? You need to pick this pace up.
Speaker 1: I can spell picked the pace up. I can spare anybody. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I just want to know is he's stressed at home?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm preacher's wife. Yeah, you just prank first ladiest
Speaker 1: to first ladiest, second lateist. Whatever. We're pranking them. That's
Speaker 1: how we're doing. Folks. I got to do with Shirley.
Speaker 1: If you are in Huntsville and you want to be unstressed,
Speaker 1: come on out to Stand Up Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, Alabama,
Speaker 1: February eleven and twelve. The Nephew is there one show
Speaker 1: on Thursday to Friday to Saturday. That's it. Ain't had
Speaker 1: nothing and nothing. That's it right there, Five shows comes
Speaker 1: to you, boy, been there before. You watch me at
Speaker 1: a fool every single time I come. Is ignorant every
Speaker 1: single time, and you already know it's gonna be just
Speaker 1: as ignorant, if not even more, this time around. All right,
Speaker 1: that's it Valentine's weekend, baby, go get your love and
Speaker 1: laughed on with your boy y. Alright, Matthew, thank you.
Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject he shouldn't be
Speaker 1: in my purse? Okay at all. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.