WEBVTT - The Preacher's Wife

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry letter for today and the subject is he shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be in my purse. Okay, we'll get into that and

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<v Speaker 1>just a bit, but right now it is time for

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew with today's prying phone call. What you got

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<v Speaker 1>for his nap? Well, we're gonna take it to the church.

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<v Speaker 1>They call him the first lady. I call her the

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<v Speaker 1>preacher's wife, the preacher's wife, cat dog. If you would hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach your sister Angela. Sister Angela, please,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>you from a Great Baptist Church. How are you doing

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<v Speaker 1>this morning? I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I know

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<v Speaker 1>that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one of

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<v Speaker 1>the candidates that we may be choosing to be our

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<v Speaker 1>pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll

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<v Speaker 1>make a very good candidate. Is a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>here at the church, we've been asking a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the deacons and and and assistant UH ministers here have

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<v Speaker 1>been asking different questions, different things that they would be

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<v Speaker 1>doing once they became pasted, you know, like your first

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred days. What would you try and change here

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<v Speaker 1>at the church or try and make better? So to speak? Yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but but what my d's not here right now? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you need to speak to us? No, not right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What what we decided to do? Uh, sins Angela is

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<v Speaker 1>actually called the wives and asked them a few questions. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little different, and we don't we don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to take up too much of your time. You know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times. Uh, if a pastor is stressed

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<v Speaker 1>at home, nine times out of tend, he's likely to

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<v Speaker 1>be stressed at the church. So I guess, my, my,

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<v Speaker 1>My biggest question to you is is your husband stressed

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<v Speaker 1>at home? Uh? No, not that I know of. He

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<v Speaker 1>eats regularly, he's on a good diet. You know, he

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<v Speaker 1>goes to the doctor regularly, gets his physical um pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>At home. I don't have a reason to believe that

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<v Speaker 1>he's stressed. He certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention. Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you follow me, s su Andrew, what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, is he stressed behind closed doors? Is he

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<v Speaker 1>stressed in that fashion? Um, I'm not I'm not too sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I follow you. You said behind closed doors? What exactly

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<v Speaker 1>did you mean by that? Is he? Is he stressed

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<v Speaker 1>in y'all's relations? Is he stressed? Are you asking me

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<v Speaker 1>about my personal business providence? Well, what I'm saying is

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<v Speaker 1>if he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed at the church.

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<v Speaker 1>And if he's stressed at the church, then the members

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<v Speaker 1>are stressed. Then the congregation is stressed. So the stress

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<v Speaker 1>are with you. Excuse me. If you are making sure

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<v Speaker 1>that he's all right at home, he's gonna be all

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<v Speaker 1>right at the church. I'm sorry, brother, what was your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you, um conducting whatever

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<v Speaker 1>interviews you guys need to conduct with the candidates wives.

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<v Speaker 1>I do think that's pretty much personal territory, and I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't want to answer those kind of questions. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not personal since the angela win is so many other

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<v Speaker 1>people involved. See, That's why I'm asking you the question,

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<v Speaker 1>is your man stressed behind? I could assure you, yes

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<v Speaker 1>that my husband is not stressed at home. If I

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<v Speaker 1>get your drift. He is not stressed behind closed doors, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would appreciate you if you don't call. What

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<v Speaker 1>these kind of questions are you asking other candidates? Why

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<v Speaker 1>these kind of questions? Well, I was the one UH

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<v Speaker 1>dedicated to call to give you a call, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>the question that I decided to come up with because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know if a man is gonna be stressed,

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<v Speaker 1>because if he's gonna have tension at at the church,

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<v Speaker 1>then then the congregation is going to have tension. The

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<v Speaker 1>church is gonna have tension, and the church cannot move

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<v Speaker 1>forward in the direction over. My husband and I have

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<v Speaker 1>been married twenty to five years and they've been twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five good years. If you get my drift, Okay, he

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<v Speaker 1>is not stressed at home, and whatever goes on at home,

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<v Speaker 1>my husband has sense enough not to take it to

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<v Speaker 1>the church. That is not something he's gonna do. So

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<v Speaker 1>you don't see that about anybody else being stressed at

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<v Speaker 1>the congregation in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we asked together

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<v Speaker 1>at home, and I appreciate if you don't ask me

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<v Speaker 1>those kind of questions. But sometimes, well sometimes a woman

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<v Speaker 1>does not realize that that a husband is stressed. You

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<v Speaker 1>understand that there's a possible way that you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that he's stressed. So how can you get let me

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<v Speaker 1>get your phone. A matter of fact, let me get

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<v Speaker 1>your full name. What's your first name? Let's just go

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<v Speaker 1>with brother Clayton right now, could you please answer this question?

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<v Speaker 1>How can you guarantee that he is fully not stressed?

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<v Speaker 1>Brother Clayton, I'm calling the law real quick hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>Brother Clayton. I'm an honorable woman. I'm a woman who

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<v Speaker 1>stands by my man. Okay, but you are asking me

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<v Speaker 1>some questions that very personal, very private, very confidential. You

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<v Speaker 1>are asking me questions that that that a question is

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<v Speaker 1>the safety of my marriage? Okay, my husband is not

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<v Speaker 1>stressed and if I don't send him away from my

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<v Speaker 1>home stressed, Okay, how do you know? But what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing to make sure that it is less stress? Clayton,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to end this phone call. Okay, now, if

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<v Speaker 1>you know we're not gonna end this phone that we

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<v Speaker 1>know we I need to know the Reverend Jonathan is

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<v Speaker 1>not stressed at home. They put they assigned me to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you, and that's what I'm going to do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm going to leave, he is not stressed. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who told you that the man is not stressed.

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<v Speaker 1>If he has to stressed around you, I bet you.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you his stress because you're stressing me right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're both stressed out. How can we understand that

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<v Speaker 1>that man is not stressed. That's the end of this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you understand me? Give me your full name right now,

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<v Speaker 1>give me some intimate details, and then I'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>my name to cross the line. You wait till my

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<v Speaker 1>husband gets here. If this is gonna cost him Candescy,

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<v Speaker 1>does this, so be it. We'll find another chunch. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>have some choice words for you right now, Clayton. I

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<v Speaker 1>will give you my name right now. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a pen? Yes, I'm gonna writing right now. The letter

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<v Speaker 1>n N is in Nancy. I know how to spare

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<v Speaker 1>n E P h E W that nephew. Your name

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<v Speaker 1>is nephew Clayton. My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>just got pranked by your husband, Reverend Jonathan. You said

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<v Speaker 1>this is nephew Tommy is from the Steve Harvey Morning

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<v Speaker 1>it's your Your husband got me to prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh lord, I'm gonna killing cold. I don't need that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh didn't trust me, sent me this morning. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe I let him. You know, pranks before. Oh my god, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you if this was twenty five years ago. Brother,

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<v Speaker 1>I cussed up a storm. I'm so glad I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>safe woman. Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing? What is the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 1>The Steve Harvey Morning Show in the doors of the Churchile,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't nobody slow? You need to pick this pace up.

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<v Speaker 1>I can spell picked the pace up. I can spare anybody. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to know is he's stressed at home?

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm preacher's wife. Yeah, you just prank first ladiest

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<v Speaker 1>to first ladiest, second lateist. Whatever. We're pranking them. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how we're doing. Folks. I got to do with Shirley.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are in Huntsville and you want to be unstressed,

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<v Speaker 1>come on out to Stand Up Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, Alabama,

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<v Speaker 1>February eleven and twelve. The Nephew is there one show

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<v Speaker 1>on Thursday to Friday to Saturday. That's it. Ain't had

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<v Speaker 1>nothing and nothing. That's it right there, Five shows comes

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<v Speaker 1>to you, boy, been there before. You watch me at

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<v Speaker 1>a fool every single time I come. Is ignorant every

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<v Speaker 1>single time, and you already know it's gonna be just

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<v Speaker 1>as ignorant, if not even more, this time around. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it Valentine's weekend, baby, go get your love and

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<v Speaker 1>laughed on with your boy y. Alright, Matthew, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject he shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>in my purse? Okay at all. We'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.