1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: Coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is he shouldn't 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: be in my purse. Okay, we'll get into that and 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: just a bit, but right now it is time for 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prying phone call. What you got 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 1: for his nap? Well, we're gonna take it to the church. 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:26,639 Speaker 1: They call him the first lady. I call her the 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: preacher's wife, the preacher's wife, cat dog. If you would hello, Hello, 9 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your sister Angela. Sister Angela, please, 10 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton. I'm calling 11 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: you from a Great Baptist Church. How are you doing 12 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: this morning? I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I know 13 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one of 14 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: the candidates that we may be choosing to be our 15 00:00:55,720 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes, 16 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: I'm I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll 17 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: make a very good candidate. Is a matter of fact, 18 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: here at the church, we've been asking a lot of 19 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 1: the deacons and and and assistant UH ministers here have 20 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 1: been asking different questions, different things that they would be 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 1: doing once they became pasted, you know, like your first 22 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: one hundred days. What would you try and change here 23 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: at the church or try and make better? So to speak? Yet, 24 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: but but what my d's not here right now? Do 25 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: you need to speak to us? No, not right now? 26 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: What what we decided to do? Uh, sins Angela is 27 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 1: actually called the wives and asked them a few questions. Okay, 28 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: that's a little different, and we don't we don't want 29 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: to take up too much of your time. You know 30 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: a lot of times. Uh, if a pastor is stressed 31 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: at home, nine times out of tend, he's likely to 32 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,639 Speaker 1: be stressed at the church. So I guess, my, my, 33 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 1: My biggest question to you is is your husband stressed 34 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: at home? Uh? No, not that I know of. He 35 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: eats regularly, he's on a good diet. You know, he 36 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 1: goes to the doctor regularly, gets his physical um pretty good. 37 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: At home. I don't have a reason to believe that 38 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: he's stressed. He certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention. Okay, No, 39 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,399 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't. 40 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: I don't think you follow me, s su Andrew, what 41 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: I'm saying, is he stressed behind closed doors? Is he 42 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: stressed in that fashion? Um, I'm not I'm not too sure. 43 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: I follow you. You said behind closed doors? What exactly 44 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: did you mean by that? Is he? Is he stressed 45 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: in y'all's relations? Is he stressed? Are you asking me 46 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: about my personal business providence? Well, what I'm saying is 47 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: if he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed at the church. 48 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: And if he's stressed at the church, then the members 49 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 1: are stressed. Then the congregation is stressed. So the stress 50 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: are with you. Excuse me. If you are making sure 51 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: that he's all right at home, he's gonna be all 52 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: right at the church. I'm sorry, brother, what was your name? 53 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you, um conducting whatever 54 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 1: interviews you guys need to conduct with the candidates wives. 55 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: I do think that's pretty much personal territory, and I 56 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: really don't want to answer those kind of questions. It's 57 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: not personal since the angela win is so many other 58 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: people involved. See, That's why I'm asking you the question, 59 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: is your man stressed behind? I could assure you, yes 60 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: that my husband is not stressed at home. If I 61 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: get your drift. He is not stressed behind closed doors, brother, 62 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: and I would appreciate you if you don't call. What 63 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: these kind of questions are you asking other candidates? Why 64 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: these kind of questions? Well, I was the one UH 65 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: dedicated to call to give you a call, and that's 66 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: the question that I decided to come up with because 67 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: I want to know if a man is gonna be stressed, 68 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: because if he's gonna have tension at at the church, 69 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: then then the congregation is going to have tension. The 70 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: church is gonna have tension, and the church cannot move 71 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: forward in the direction over. My husband and I have 72 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: been married twenty to five years and they've been twenty 73 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: five good years. If you get my drift, Okay, he 74 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: is not stressed at home, and whatever goes on at home, 75 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: my husband has sense enough not to take it to 76 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: the church. That is not something he's gonna do. So 77 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: you don't see that about anybody else being stressed at 78 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:30,239 Speaker 1: the congregation in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we asked together 79 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 1: at home, and I appreciate if you don't ask me 80 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,839 Speaker 1: those kind of questions. But sometimes, well sometimes a woman 81 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 1: does not realize that that a husband is stressed. You 82 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 1: understand that there's a possible way that you don't know 83 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: that he's stressed. So how can you get let me 84 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: get your phone. A matter of fact, let me get 85 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: your full name. What's your first name? Let's just go 86 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 1: with brother Clayton right now, could you please answer this question? 87 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: How can you guarantee that he is fully not stressed? 88 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 1: Brother Clayton, I'm calling the law real quick hold on, 89 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: Brother Clayton. I'm an honorable woman. I'm a woman who 90 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: stands by my man. Okay, but you are asking me 91 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:13,919 Speaker 1: some questions that very personal, very private, very confidential. You 92 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: are asking me questions that that that a question is 93 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,040 Speaker 1: the safety of my marriage? Okay, my husband is not 94 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 1: stressed and if I don't send him away from my 95 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 1: home stressed, Okay, how do you know? But what are 96 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: you doing to make sure that it is less stress? Clayton, 97 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: I'm about to end this phone call. Okay, now, if 98 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: you know we're not gonna end this phone that we 99 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: know we I need to know the Reverend Jonathan is 100 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: not stressed at home. They put they assigned me to 101 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 1: talk to you, and that's what I'm going to do. 102 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: And I'm going to leave, he is not stressed. I 103 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: don't know who told you that the man is not stressed. 104 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 1: If he has to stressed around you, I bet you. 105 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 1: I bet you his stress because you're stressing me right now. 106 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: Now we're both stressed out. How can we understand that 107 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: that man is not stressed. That's the end of this conversation. 108 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: Do you understand me? Give me your full name right now, 109 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: give me some intimate details, and then I'll give you 110 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 1: my name to cross the line. You wait till my 111 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: husband gets here. If this is gonna cost him Candescy, 112 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 1: does this, so be it. We'll find another chunch. I'd 113 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 1: have some choice words for you right now, Clayton. I 114 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 1: will give you my name right now. Do you have 115 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,919 Speaker 1: a pen? Yes, I'm gonna writing right now. The letter 116 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: n N is in Nancy. I know how to spare 117 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 1: n E P h E W that nephew. Your name 118 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 1: is nephew Clayton. My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name 119 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You 120 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:54,839 Speaker 1: just got pranked by your husband, Reverend Jonathan. You said 121 00:06:54,880 --> 00:07:01,880 Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy is from the Steve Harvey Morning 122 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 1: it's your Your husband got me to prank phone call you. 123 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: Oh lord, I'm gonna killing cold. I don't need that. 124 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 1: Oh didn't trust me, sent me this morning. I can't 125 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 1: believe I let him. You know, pranks before. Oh my god, Tommy, 126 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: I will tell you if this was twenty five years ago. Brother, 127 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 1: I cussed up a storm. I'm so glad I'm a 128 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: safe woman. Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one 129 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:39,559 Speaker 1: more thing? What is the baddest radio show in the land? 130 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show in the doors of the Churchile, 131 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: ain't nobody slow? You need to pick this pace up. 132 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: I can spell picked the pace up. I can spare anybody. Whatever. 133 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 1: I just want to know is he's stressed at home? 134 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: Mm hmmm preacher's wife. Yeah, you just prank first ladiest 135 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: to first ladiest, second lateist. Whatever. We're pranking them. That's 136 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: how we're doing. Folks. I got to do with Shirley. 137 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: If you are in Huntsville and you want to be unstressed, 138 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,440 Speaker 1: come on out to Stand Up Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, Alabama, 139 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,600 Speaker 1: February eleven and twelve. The Nephew is there one show 140 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: on Thursday to Friday to Saturday. That's it. Ain't had 141 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 1: nothing and nothing. That's it right there, Five shows comes 142 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: to you, boy, been there before. You watch me at 143 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: a fool every single time I come. Is ignorant every 144 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,560 Speaker 1: single time, and you already know it's gonna be just 145 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 1: as ignorant, if not even more, this time around. All right, 146 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 1: that's it Valentine's weekend, baby, go get your love and 147 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: laughed on with your boy y. Alright, Matthew, thank you. 148 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject he shouldn't be 149 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: in my purse? Okay at all. We'll get into that 150 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.