WEBVTT - Textual Healing: Let's Get This Goat Show On The Road 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.040 Hey, welcome to your weekend, and it is your second 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:05.280 Date Update podcast here with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:07.920 But every Sunday we give you something a little different 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:11.400 that we do. Yeah, and today is a textual healing. 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:14.440 If you haven't heard this segment, it's basically when a 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:18.119 listener is stuck in a text conversation or doesn't know 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.560 how to respond, and we step in help and you're. 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:23.720 Texting them live like wow on the phone with us. Yes, 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.200 they're replying back and forth. Yes, yes, we're. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:27.200 Kind of texting their friend. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:32.080 Yeah, and today is all about group chat drama love. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.240 So Jose, before we get into it, what emoji would 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:37.240 you use to describe today's textual healing? 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:38.840 It would have to be the goat emoji. 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:44.200 Oh yeah, Okay, you about to know because it's starting 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:45.000 right now. 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:50.199 There's always a moment in every scary movie where the 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:54.600 super hot blonde slaps her boyfriend on his strong, muscly 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.360 arm and she says, stop it, Danny, you're scaring me. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.680 And then Danny turns around and suddenly, oh god, he's 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:10.080 a werewolf, and well, might feel a little bit dramatic, 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:13.200 little cliche. One of our listeners is worried that she 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:18.560 may be caught in a similar scary turnaround situation. And 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.520 it all started when she was accidentally added to a 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:25.800 group chat where she didn't know anybody and decided to 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:29.320 join in just for fun. So now you're gonna hear 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:32.640 why she decided she needs our advice in a brand 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:42.560 new textual healing that's coming up right after this textual 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:48.720 healing textual m There is one place that we need 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.840 you to be touching right now. It's not each other. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:56.400 It's your phones. Yes, we want you to stretch those 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.640 thumbs and flex those fingers and prepare to type something 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:05.000 that oh so right for textual healing, a segment where 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:09.560 we take your messy, confusing, emotionally unstable drafts and help 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:13.079 you craft them into poetic messages that instantly fix all 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:17.040 of your problems. That is a promise there, or you know, 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:19.359 at least that don't completely ruin your life. Okay, there 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:20.120 we start there. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:21.600 That's really need to set the bar. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:23.600 You don't have to stretch and use your hands. You 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.880 can use whatever you want to do. That is true. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.600 Any part of your body is totally fine. 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:30.000 That's what you mean. 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:31.960 Yeah, I don't know it's up to you and who's 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:35.679 sliding into our inbox for a little textual TLC. A 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.360 request just came in this morning from one of our 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.360 listeners named Alana, who says she's in a little bit 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:43.520 of a bad spot. So Alana walk in to the show. 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:45.639 Yeah, hey, thanks for having me. 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.399 You're like God, Producer Boyd is probably opening stuff because 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.000 Jeff doesn't get to anything for weeks. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.639 Yeah, I mean that's a quick turnaround. Is it like 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.880 an emergency? Is that why you emailed this morning? 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.480 Yeah, it's a little timely. 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:00.959 I would say, Okay, it is so Alana, it's set 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.320 in your email because it was passed on to me 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:07.040 that you were recently added into a random group chat, 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:08.519 like by accident. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.480 I don't know. I don't know any of the numbers, 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.520 but I was just kind of in the mood to 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:15.799 play long and. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:19.359 I like joke around in the group chat when back 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.800 the scammer that I'm like, yes, I will send your money. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.240 I'd be the guy on Thanksgiving, like remember the viral 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.400 guy who years ago I remember and he like went 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:28.240 over to her house. 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:30.040 She was like a grandma, And now he goes over 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:30.640 to her house. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:36.480 Every Yeah, yeah, yeah, so this must be why our 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.640 producer gave me the screenshots of the conversation. You must 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:40.240 have sent it. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.800 To him, Yes, yes, yes, okay. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.560 I'll just I guess read the conversation that happened. The 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.560 first message, just to recap, was Hey, everyone, just making 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:53.160 sure we're set for Saturday. Another person writes yep, can't wait, 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:56.240 and a third person responds, this year is gonna be 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:57.320 wild lol. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:03:58.360 Fin. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:03.640 That's when Alana joins the chat and she writes, ha ha, yeah, 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.360 totally gonna be epic. 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:10.400 Oh. I like, okay, you're not even like you're just. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:14.200 That's a perfect way to blend in your because you're agreeing, 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.920 you're forwarding, like you see part of the girl. 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.080 He's followed up with, please share pictures from last year 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.799 because I want to know what it is. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:23.920 Yes. 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:30.640 The conversation continues. They start casually referencing stuff, but it's 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.279 kind of vague what they're saying. Like Person one says, 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:37.440 hope nobody gets too crazy like last time, dot dot dot. 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:41.159 Person two says l M a O not naming names, 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:46.200 but someone in caps almost lost a tooth. Oh my gosh. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:51.960 Person three still banned from that Applebee's ha ha like 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:55.719 the and then Alana jumps in again. She says, no 0:04:55.920 --> 0:05:00.640 goats this year, please. Alana said that don't understand a 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:01.440 lot of goats. 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.640 So I just thought it was funny, like kind of random, uh, 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.279 you know, like goats are always in the frat movies 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.279 or things get out of control, so I just like 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:09.800 went for it. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.920 Usually the cops arrived shortly after the goat show up, so. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:16.160 And she could always say I meant greatest of all time. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:21.520 Yeah, that's true. The chat continues. Person two says, omg, 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:26.200 we should get a goat exclamation exclamation down. Person one 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:28.840 says I know a guy with a barn we could borrow. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:29.560 Okay. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:34.680 Person three bigger fence, fewer lawsuits than Alana writes, lo 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:39.240 ol barns. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:40.120 Yeah, I know. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.360 I was saking that maybe they were in their early 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.720 twenties until somebody brought in lawsuits and then I'm like, well, yeah, 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:46.400 all the. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:49.680 Crowd, and then person one says, I'm serious, I will 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:53.599 call during lunch. Okay, So now this is it's getting 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:56.039 a little bit strange with the goats and the barn talk. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.320 Maybe getting into the organization for the Florida Games. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.440 Hey, I thought it was just crazy yoga retreat. You 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:05.440 know they yoga barn. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:09.560 I could see that. Alana, Do you have any idea 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:11.320 what they could be talking about? 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.400 Honestly, I have no ideas. My mind goes to a 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.840 few different places. I kind of want to know more, 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.800 but if it gets even weirder, maybe I don't want 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.560 to know more. I don't know. 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:23.919 I think you should get an invite to whatever this 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:25.800 is and show up, because it'd be like one of 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:29.960 those viral moments, right, yeah, do it for the plot? 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.039 Basically, yeah, you got to. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.039 I mean, this is definitely different than most of the 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.960 textual healings that we do, where we have an obvious 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:39.320 problem and we're trying to help them fix the problem. 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:42.120 In this case, Alana is just curious what's going on 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:43.159 with this random chant? 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:43.320 Oh? 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:45.400 I have an idea. Are we ready to text a group? 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.000 What do you think? 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:47.520 What if she texts. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.000 In, Oh my god, you guys, I lost the information. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:51.159 Can you resend it to me? 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:52.440 She's still in the group. 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:53.440 The thing is, I don't know if. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.200 They have a location yet, but they would have looking 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:56.039 for a barn, right. 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:56.800 Oh. 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.599 I was thinking it was like an eye or something 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:02.000 like that. 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:03.880 I mean, you could she could still just play in 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.000 the middle of what she was doing, be like, Oh, wow, 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.560 I guess we're really gonna go all out for the goat. Huh. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.680 I don't know if we've ever done this before because 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.720 that kind of keeps it in like the general realm. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.040 Yeah, but we need them to get more specific. We 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.800 needed them to like say something specific back so we can. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:18.320 Figure it out. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.360 I guess I could say, like, are we gonna go 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:23.280 with the goat theme? Or are we gonna do what 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.600 we did last year? Like trying to get more information. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.720 That good because they might offer up what happened last 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.800 year and we'll get a clear idea of what this is. 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:31.960 You're gonna say yes or no? 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.440 Maybe or make it more open ended. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.520 Okay, how about this, Are we gonna go with the 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:40.040 goat theme this year? Or what theme was everybody's favorite 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:40.640 in the past? 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:42.640 Yeah, because then you're asking. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.760 For an answer instead of just a yes or no. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:46.720 That's good, Alana, how about that. 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:48.120 I can try that. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.960 Okay, Yeah, so are we really going with the goat theme? 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:54.440 You can put a little goat emoji? What's everybody's favorite 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:55.520 theme from the past? 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:56.440 Okay? Cool? 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:57.640 I wonder what this is. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:58.960 I don't know, but it's gonna be fun. 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.800 Yeah, I said, so many people can apply so fast. 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.760 I've never been an accomplice to a crime that hasn't 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:05.320 happened yet. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:09.280 So goats belong in bars. 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.320 If the police are listening to this in the future, 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.880 just know I am on the fence and I have 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:16.200 no part in pushing this forward. Defense that's holding the 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:16.800 goat inside. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:18.640 By the way, very legal. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.320 All right, So Alana, you've sent that we're going to 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.160 take a break. Okay, cool, We're going to take a break. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.760 Come back and see if the group chat continues with 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:30.280 more Textual Healing right after this, if you're just joining us, 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:33.040 we were called in to do a last minute edition 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.880 of Textual Healing where one of our listeners, Alana, messaged 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:39.880 our show. She reached out just this morning saying she's 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.119 in a weird situation. 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.560 Yeah, she just started a goat party on accident. 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:48.760 Yeah it is, because it all started when she was 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.440 accidentally added to a group chat with a bunch of 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:55.480 people that she does not know and decided to respond 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.199 to it just to mess with them and have a 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:57.880 little bit of fun. 0:08:58.679 --> 0:08:59.880 She wasn't even being mean or. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:05.760 She's actually it sounded like these random people were talking 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.480 about how they do a party every year and last 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.520 year's party got out of control. Alana wanted to feel 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.600 like she was part of the group, so that's why 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:17.160 she brought up a goat, saying no goats this year, please, 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.240 And the rest of the chat has decided to run 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:24.160 with that, where now they're talking about visiting people's barns, 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.559 hopping fences, possible lawsuits. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:29.800 It makes sense because remember we did learn they were 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.000 banned from Applebee's. 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:35.000 Yeah, this is a group that tends to take things 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:38.720 a little bit beyond the line, so we think, yeah, 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.800 we're not really sure. But that's why Alana is curious. 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.680 She wants to dig a little deeper to figure out 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:46.520 what we're actually working with here, and that's why we 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.880 sent are we going with the goat theme? Idea? What 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.760 was our favorite theme from years before? 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:51.319 Yeah? 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:52.640 Yeah, and a lot of. 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:57.160 They come back with a detailed list of what here 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:58.840 and what it's been with pictures right. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:03.320 Bro idea of what we're talking about, Alana. Have they responded, Yeah, 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:03.760 I have. 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:04.480 A few messages. 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.520 Okay, what do they say? 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:11.880 Okay, buckle up. Person two says the one from six 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:17.120 years ago, the buzz saw one buzz sawce buzzsauce. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.719 Six years This is a. 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:22.920 Only good things happen around buzz saws. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:29.240 Buz don't know, I don't know. But then Person one says, yeah, 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:31.960 it was before you joined. You'll get used to it, though. 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:35.079 Just be sure to bring gloves this time. Gloves and 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:37.640 person three sets and trash bags. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:38.320 Trash bags who. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:41.559 Volunteers. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:44.600 Yeah, you guys are thinking awfully innocent for gloves and 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:45.280 trash bags. 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:46.160 I mean, I'm sorry. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.600 Nobody's going to habitat for humanity and then getting barred 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.360 from Applebee's. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:56.920 The kitchen to nicely. We don't want these folks back 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:02.160 clean highways drunk. It's starting to feel creepy. Yeah, this 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:04.160 isn't like your normal party, Vibe ale Ona. 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:05.679 Why do they want to bring a go and a 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:06.160 buzz saw? 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:06.800 That's not good? 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.040 Are you sure that you want to keep going down 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.320 this Pathlon? Or is it time to ask? Hey, you 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.280 know what's the deal with all the weird supplies? 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.320 I'm honestly so curious. I say, we keep going? 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:17.160 You want to keep going? 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:18.600 Yeah? 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.760 Okay, wait, wait, this is good though, because the buzzsaw 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:22.880 happened before your tie, so you can ask about it, 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:24.040 you can ask your details. 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.720 I never heard about that. What happened? Yeah, No, nobody 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:28.040 likes that. 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:33.040 Maybe we need more examples from just besides the buzzsaw idea. Yeah, like, 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.360 maybe we do the play along thing and we go, 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.719 you know, well, what exactly are we doing? Because I'm 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:41.040 still having trouble remembering last year's it was that crazy? 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.080 Yeah, okay, can I try that? 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.959 Yeah, sure, go for it. We're just trying to collect 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.600 more information from these people because we're still not one 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.600 hundred percent sure what it even is that they do 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:52.200 every year. 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:54.280 If you wanted to find out what the group is, 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.160 you say, what should we title our Facebook group? 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.240 I've been working on getting us a page. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.360 In Facebook groups. It's Partyful the app you text it, 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:03.079 bro whatever. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:03.440 Dude. 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:04.640 They sounds like old people. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:10.559 The people party guys, guys, guys, guys, very fond and 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.240 hang on hand, very fond of that. 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.360 So the last thing that you said was what exactly 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:18.320 are we doing this year? Because I don't remember what 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.880 we did last year? It was so crazy? What did 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:21.520 they write back? 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.760 Person one says, don't worry, It's all part of the fun. 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:31.160 Remembering things is part of the fun. That sounds super sticky. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:35.400 That's the whole goal is to super I used to. 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:39.560 Drink that was so then Person three goes, yeah, nothing 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:42.480 to be nervous about. We've got everything under control. 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.280 What do they because they got banned from an Applebee's. 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:48.520 I don't know if that that's like the opposite. 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:50.199 Of being wanting to initiate you this year to me, 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:51.320 I don't know you were. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:52.040 There last year. 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:55.120 And then person too after that says, just trust stuff. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.240 It's going to be a blast. 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.040 Don't trust them. I know who they are. 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.720 Yeah, anyone else thought this could be like the coolest 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:05.120 church ever with a baptism Yeah, right, and the bowl 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:06.840 of kool aid that you all have to drink at 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.520 the same time. Yeah, because that's kind of where it's going. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.439 That doesn't end well, that's a cult chat. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:11.720 Yeah. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.079 So if you're just joining us, we're in the middle 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.840 of textual healing. We're helping out our listener, Alana, who 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.960 was caught up in a group chat where she doesn't 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:23.080 know anybody is started with her innocently wanting to mess 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.560 with them because it sounded like they did an annual party. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:29.320 But now we're getting down into really strange territory. Yeah, 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:33.280 it's kind of snowballs. Anybody that says just trust us, 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.800 nothing bad is going to happen. That's not a good 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:36.760 spot you want to be in. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.760 No, and I'm getting more messages hand wait coming in. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:42.720 I love group chats. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.240 How many people are in this group? 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:47.200 There are four other numbers? Four people in the group. 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:48.920 Okay, so now what are they writing? 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:53.280 Okay, back to person one, they say, we don't talk 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:57.600 about last year, and then Kerson three reiterates that and says, 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:59.920 remember no talking on text about it. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:02.199 Oh great, so we're just going to broadcast. 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:05.480 Oh god, they made a rule where you can't recap 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:08.360 no paper trail of what happened last year. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.960 I don't know what if this is actually something illegal. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.080 I brought that up last segment, Brooke, and you were 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:19.560 like legal Schmigel. Yeah, I have enough lawyers to get out. 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:21.480 Of it, because I thought it was a fun barn party. 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:23.520 Jeff with a goat, Like, who hasn't been to one 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.640 of those we're talking about buzz saws. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:27.560 And it's gonna be like crime. 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.440 Group uses goat to rob casinos. 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:32.000 Radio show gives them the idea. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.680 Oh god, they were saying not to be nervous. That 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.800 then person who just says, bring the right gear and 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.760 no questions. Okay, what now? 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:46.480 Yeah, sounds like it is Ocean's eleven. We have trash bags, 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.160 gloves and the right gear and a goat. 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.320 And it sounds like they don't know you that well. 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:52.400 Who they think you are. 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:53.880 You're the new initiated. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.640 Yeah, they don't you number saved? 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.920 Wait what you're the okay? Wait, this is weird. Okay. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:05.840 So then they say, also as a reminder, dot dot dot, 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.280 we don't talk about Darryl. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.960 They have a lot of things they don't talk about this. 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.920 Okay, I'm sorry, there's a Darrel involved. This is some 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:16.040 country tookes we got a Darryl or. 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.360 We're stealing a go Sounds like there used to be 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.440 a Daryl until things went bad and now we don't 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:21.400 talk about him anymore. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:23.360 Oh my gosh. 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:27.560 So okay, and they go, sorry, you're right, Saturday, let's go. 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:28.960 Let's go. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.000 Sounds like Jose is in on the group chat. Are 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.040 you still wanting to continue down the rabbit hole and 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:37.040 dig deeper here? 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.440 I want to know what this is. We don't have 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:40.200 any closure. 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:42.800 Yeah, I really want to know too. I just feel 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.200 like this is getting really sketchy now. 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.640 I mean, maybe you can text just so that we 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.240 can get some clarity. Maybe we bring up all of 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:52.120 our fears right now and we say, hey, guys, I'm 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.640 not looking to get locked up, by the way, lol. 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:57.440 Yeah. 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:00.840 Hopefully, like hopefully they'll be like, it's not a bad thing. 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:01.480 What about this? 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.960 What about you have to tell your emergency contact something? 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:06.240 You know what I mean? 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:07.360 Like, you're so. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:10.960 I got. 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:25.200 My mom says curfuse at nine, So tell me without 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.360 telling me you're a nark. Okay, what do you think, Alana? 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.240 Okay, I actually just sent I'm not looking to get 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:31.720 locked up. 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:33.640 Okay, suggestion. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.080 I gotta say it was better than my emergency contact. 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:39.680 I'll back. 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:40.920 I'll back Jeff on that one. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:42.680 Okay, Okay, Okay, here we go. 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:44.120 Did someone text back? 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:47.680 Okay? Yeah, we got one person one again and they 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:51.280 say for the last time, no one's going to jail. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:53.800 Just a really big goat costume. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:56.360 It's a costume party. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.600 What really big costume? 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:03.080 All like a group goat costume party. 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.040 I feel like I'm more confused now because. 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:07.120 I thought it was a real goat. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:08.119 Now it's just a. 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.679 Now just doesn't sound like fun. Okay, I feel like 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.280 you should be like, you know what, I'm busy, guys, 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:15.400 I don't think I can make it. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.200 It would make sense if they're in big costumes while 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:18.440 they got banned from Applebee's. 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:22.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'm just gonna 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:26.040 not respond for a bit. I just goat costume. They're 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:28.960 a real goat. I don't know. I feel this is 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:30.000 all still kind of weird. 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:31.639 You're not into goat boys, huh? 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.040 I got not make sure you. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.199 Do get their address though, and text it over to us, 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.320 just because some of us might want to do some research. 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:40.640 Yeah, I will, I will. 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:44.199 We'll post the address for the goat costume party up 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:46.800 on Brook and Jeffrey's instant stories if it comes out. 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:49.520 Wouldn't it be great if the real goats are in costumes. 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:50.360 I would totally go. 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:52.120