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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to your weekend, and it is your second

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Speaker 1: Date Update podcast here with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: But every Sunday we give you something a little different

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Speaker 1: that we do. Yeah, and today is a textual healing.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't heard this segment, it's basically when a

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Speaker 1: listener is stuck in a text conversation or doesn't know

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Speaker 1: how to respond, and we step in help and you're.

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Speaker 2: Texting them live like wow on the phone with us. Yes,

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Speaker 2: they're replying back and forth. Yes, yes, we're.

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Speaker 3: Kind of texting their friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and today is all about group chat drama love.

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Speaker 1: So Jose, before we get into it, what emoji would

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Speaker 1: you use to describe today's textual healing?

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Speaker 3: It would have to be the goat emoji.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Okay, you about to know because it's starting

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 3: There's always a moment in every scary movie where the

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Speaker 3: super hot blonde slaps her boyfriend on his strong, muscly

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Speaker 3: arm and she says, stop it, Danny, you're scaring me.

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Speaker 3: And then Danny turns around and suddenly, oh god, he's

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Speaker 3: a werewolf, and well, might feel a little bit dramatic,

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Speaker 3: little cliche. One of our listeners is worried that she

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Speaker 3: may be caught in a similar scary turnaround situation. And

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Speaker 3: it all started when she was accidentally added to a

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Speaker 3: group chat where she didn't know anybody and decided to

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Speaker 3: join in just for fun. So now you're gonna hear

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Speaker 3: why she decided she needs our advice in a brand

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Speaker 3: new textual healing that's coming up right after this textual

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Speaker 3: healing textual m There is one place that we need

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Speaker 3: you to be touching right now. It's not each other.

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Speaker 3: It's your phones. Yes, we want you to stretch those

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Speaker 3: thumbs and flex those fingers and prepare to type something

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Speaker 3: that oh so right for textual healing, a segment where

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Speaker 3: we take your messy, confusing, emotionally unstable drafts and help

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Speaker 3: you craft them into poetic messages that instantly fix all

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Speaker 3: of your problems. That is a promise there, or you know,

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Speaker 3: at least that don't completely ruin your life. Okay, there

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Speaker 3: we start there.

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Speaker 4: That's really need to set the bar.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to stretch and use your hands. You

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Speaker 3: can use whatever you want to do. That is true.

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Speaker 3: Any part of your body is totally fine.

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Speaker 4: That's what you mean.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know it's up to you and who's

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Speaker 3: sliding into our inbox for a little textual TLC. A

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Speaker 3: request just came in this morning from one of our

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Speaker 3: listeners named Alana, who says she's in a little bit

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Speaker 3: of a bad spot. So Alana walk in to the show.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: You're like God, Producer Boyd is probably opening stuff because

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Speaker 3: Jeff doesn't get to anything for weeks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's a quick turnaround. Is it like

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Speaker 1: an emergency? Is that why you emailed this morning?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little timely.

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Speaker 3: I would say, Okay, it is so Alana, it's set

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Speaker 3: in your email because it was passed on to me

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Speaker 3: that you were recently added into a random group chat,

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Speaker 3: like by accident.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know any of the numbers,

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Speaker 5: but I was just kind of in the mood to

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Speaker 5: play long and.

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Speaker 1: I like joke around in the group chat when back

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Speaker 1: the scammer that I'm like, yes, I will send your money.

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Speaker 1: I'd be the guy on Thanksgiving, like remember the viral

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Speaker 1: guy who years ago I remember and he like went

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Speaker 1: over to her house.

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Speaker 2: She was like a grandma, And now he goes over

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Speaker 2: to her house.

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Speaker 3: Every Yeah, yeah, yeah, so this must be why our

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Speaker 3: producer gave me the screenshots of the conversation. You must

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Speaker 3: have sent it.

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Speaker 5: To him, Yes, yes, yes, okay.

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Speaker 3: I'll just I guess read the conversation that happened. The

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Speaker 3: first message, just to recap, was Hey, everyone, just making

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Speaker 3: sure we're set for Saturday. Another person writes yep, can't wait,

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Speaker 3: and a third person responds, this year is gonna be

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Speaker 3: That's when Alana joins the chat and she writes, ha ha, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Oh. I like, okay, you're not even like you're just.

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Speaker 3: That's a perfect way to blend in your because you're agreeing,

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Speaker 1: He's followed up with, please share pictures from last year

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 3: The conversation continues. They start casually referencing stuff, but it's

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Speaker 3: Person three still banned from that Applebee's ha ha like

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Speaker 3: the and then Alana jumps in again. She says, no

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Speaker 5: So I just thought it was funny, like kind of random, uh,

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Speaker 5: you know, like goats are always in the frat movies

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Speaker 3: Usually the cops arrived shortly after the goat show up, so.

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Speaker 4: And she could always say I meant greatest of all time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. The chat continues. Person two says, omg,

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Speaker 3: we should get a goat exclamation exclamation down. Person one

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Speaker 3: says I know a guy with a barn we could borrow.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Person three bigger fence, fewer lawsuits than Alana writes, lo

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: I was saking that maybe they were in their early

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Speaker 3: Crowd, and then person one says, I'm serious, I will

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Speaker 3: call during lunch. Okay, So now this is it's getting

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Speaker 3: a little bit strange with the goats and the barn talk.

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Speaker 2: Maybe getting into the organization for the Florida Games.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I thought it was just crazy yoga retreat. You

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Speaker 3: I could see that. Alana, Do you have any idea

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I have no ideas. My mind goes to a

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Speaker 5: few different places. I kind of want to know more,

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Speaker 5: but if it gets even weirder, maybe I don't want

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Speaker 1: I think you should get an invite to whatever this

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Speaker 1: those viral moments, right, yeah, do it for the plot?

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Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, you got to.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is definitely different than most of the

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Speaker 3: textual healings that we do, where we have an obvious

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Speaker 3: problem and we're trying to help them fix the problem.

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Speaker 3: In this case, Alana is just curious what's going on

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Speaker 3: with this random chant?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I have an idea. Are we ready to text a group?

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Speaker 3: What do you think?

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Speaker 4: What if she texts.

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Speaker 1: In, Oh my god, you guys, I lost the information.

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Speaker 3: She's still in the group.

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Speaker 4: The thing is, I don't know if.

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Speaker 2: They have a location yet, but they would have looking

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking it was like an eye or something

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Speaker 3: I mean, you could she could still just play in

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Speaker 3: the middle of what she was doing, be like, Oh, wow,

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Speaker 3: I guess we're really gonna go all out for the goat. Huh.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if we've ever done this before because

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Speaker 3: that kind of keeps it in like the general realm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we need them to get more specific. We

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Speaker 4: Figure it out.

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Speaker 5: I guess I could say, like, are we gonna go

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Speaker 5: with the goat theme? Or are we gonna do what

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Speaker 5: we did last year? Like trying to get more information.

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Speaker 3: That good because they might offer up what happened last

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Speaker 3: year and we'll get a clear idea of what this is.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna say yes or no?

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Speaker 3: Maybe or make it more open ended.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how about this, Are we gonna go with the

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Speaker 1: goat theme this year? Or what theme was everybody's favorite

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Speaker 1: in the past?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because then you're asking.

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Speaker 2: For an answer instead of just a yes or no.

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Speaker 3: That's good, Alana, how about that.

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Speaker 5: I can try that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, so are we really going with the goat theme?

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Speaker 3: You can put a little goat emoji? What's everybody's favorite

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Speaker 5: Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 3: I wonder what this is.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but it's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, so many people can apply so fast.

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Speaker 3: I've never been an accomplice to a crime that hasn't

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Speaker 2: So goats belong in bars.

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Speaker 3: If the police are listening to this in the future,

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Speaker 3: just know I am on the fence and I have

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Speaker 3: no part in pushing this forward. Defense that's holding the

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Speaker 4: By the way, very legal.

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Speaker 3: All right, So Alana, you've sent that we're going to

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Speaker 3: Come back and see if the group chat continues with

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Speaker 3: more Textual Healing right after this, if you're just joining us,

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Speaker 3: we were called in to do a last minute edition

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Speaker 3: of Textual Healing where one of our listeners, Alana, messaged

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she just started a goat party on accident.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it is, because it all started when she was

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Speaker 3: to it just to mess with them and have a

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Speaker 4: She wasn't even being mean or.

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Speaker 3: She's actually it sounded like these random people were talking

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Speaker 3: year's party got out of control. Alana wanted to feel

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Speaker 3: like she was part of the group, so that's why

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Speaker 3: she brought up a goat, saying no goats this year, please,

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Speaker 3: And the rest of the chat has decided to run

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Speaker 3: with that, where now they're talking about visiting people's barns,

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Speaker 3: hopping fences, possible lawsuits.

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Speaker 1: It makes sense because remember we did learn they were

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Speaker 1: banned from Applebee's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a group that tends to take things

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Speaker 3: a little bit beyond the line, so we think, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're not really sure. But that's why Alana is curious.

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Speaker 3: She wants to dig a little deeper to figure out

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Speaker 3: what we're actually working with here, and that's why we

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Speaker 3: sent are we going with the goat theme? Idea? What

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Speaker 3: was our favorite theme from years before?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot of.

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Speaker 5: They come back with a detailed list of what here

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Speaker 5: and what it's been with pictures right.

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Speaker 3: Bro idea of what we're talking about, Alana. Have they responded, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I have.

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Speaker 5: A few messages.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what do they say?

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Speaker 5: Okay, buckle up. Person two says the one from six

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Speaker 5: years ago, the buzz saw one buzz sawce buzzsauce.

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Speaker 3: Only good things happen around buzz saws.

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Speaker 5: Buz don't know, I don't know. But then Person one says, yeah,

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Speaker 5: Just be sure to bring gloves this time. Gloves and

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Speaker 4: Trash bags who.

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Speaker 2: Volunteers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are thinking awfully innocent for gloves and

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's going to habitat for humanity and then getting barred

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Speaker 3: The kitchen to nicely. We don't want these folks back

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Speaker 2: Why do they want to bring a go and a

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Speaker 4: That's not good?

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Speaker 3: Are you sure that you want to keep going down

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Speaker 3: this Pathlon? Or is it time to ask? Hey, you

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Speaker 5: I'm honestly so curious. I say, we keep going?

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Speaker 3: You want to keep going?

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait, this is good though, because the buzzsaw

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Speaker 1: you can ask your details.

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Speaker 4: I never heard about that. What happened? Yeah, No, nobody

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Speaker 3: still having trouble remembering last year's it was that crazy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, can I try that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, go for it. We're just trying to collect

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Speaker 1: If you wanted to find out what the group is,

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Speaker 4: I've been working on getting us a page.

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Speaker 2: In Facebook groups. It's Partyful the app you text it,

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 4: They sounds like old people.

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Speaker 5: The people party guys, guys, guys, guys, very fond and

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Speaker 3: So the last thing that you said was what exactly

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Speaker 5: Person one says, don't worry, It's all part of the fun.

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Speaker 1: Remembering things is part of the fun. That sounds super sticky.

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Speaker 3: That's the whole goal is to super I used to.

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Speaker 5: Drink that was so then Person three goes, yeah, nothing

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that that's like the opposite.

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Speaker 4: There last year.

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Speaker 5: And then person too after that says, just trust stuff.

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Speaker 5: It's going to be a blast.

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Speaker 4: Don't trust them. I know who they are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anyone else thought this could be like the coolest

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Speaker 3: church ever with a baptism Yeah, right, and the bowl

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Speaker 4: That doesn't end well, that's a cult chat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So if you're just joining us, we're in the middle

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Speaker 3: But now we're getting down into really strange territory. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's kind of snowballs. Anybody that says just trust us,

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Speaker 3: nothing bad is going to happen. That's not a good

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Speaker 5: No, and I'm getting more messages hand wait coming in.

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Speaker 4: I love group chats.

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Speaker 2: How many people are in this group?

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Speaker 5: There are four other numbers? Four people in the group.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so now what are they writing?

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Speaker 5: Okay, back to person one, they say, we don't talk

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Speaker 5: about last year, and then Kerson three reiterates that and says,

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Speaker 5: remember no talking on text about it.

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Speaker 4: Oh great, so we're just going to broadcast.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, they made a rule where you can't recap

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Speaker 2: I don't know what if this is actually something illegal.

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Speaker 3: I brought that up last segment, Brooke, and you were

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Speaker 3: like legal Schmigel. Yeah, I have enough lawyers to get out.

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Speaker 2: Of it, because I thought it was a fun barn party.

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Speaker 1: Jeff with a goat, Like, who hasn't been to one

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Speaker 4: And it's gonna be like crime.

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Speaker 2: Group uses goat to rob casinos.

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Speaker 3: Radio show gives them the idea.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, they were saying not to be nervous. That

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like it is Ocean's eleven. We have trash bags,

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Speaker 2: And it sounds like they don't know you that well.

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Speaker 3: You're the new initiated.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't you number saved?

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Speaker 5: Wait what you're the okay? Wait, this is weird. Okay.

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Speaker 5: So then they say, also as a reminder, dot dot dot,

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Speaker 3: They have a lot of things they don't talk about this.

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Speaker 3: We're stealing a go Sounds like there used to be

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 5: So okay, and they go, sorry, you're right, Saturday, let's go.

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Speaker 5: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: I want to know what this is. We don't have

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I really want to know too. I just feel

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Speaker 3: I mean, maybe you can text just so that we

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully, like hopefully they'll be like, it's not a bad thing.

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Speaker 2: What about this?

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Speaker 1: What about you have to tell your emergency contact something?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Like, you're so.

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Speaker 5: I got.

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Speaker 3: My mom says curfuse at nine, So tell me without

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Speaker 5: Okay, I actually just sent I'm not looking to get

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Speaker 4: Okay, suggestion.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say it was better than my emergency contact.

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Speaker 2: I'll back.

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Speaker 4: I'll back Jeff on that one.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Did someone text back?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Yeah, we got one person one again and they

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Speaker 5: say for the last time, no one's going to jail.

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Speaker 5: Just a really big goat costume.

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Speaker 3: It's a costume party.

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Speaker 4: What really big costume?

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Speaker 3: All like a group goat costume party.

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Speaker 3: Now just doesn't sound like fun. Okay, I feel like

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Speaker 3: I don't think I can make it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'm just gonna

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Speaker 4: You're not into goat boys, huh?

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Speaker 5: I got not make sure you.

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Speaker 3: Do get their address though, and text it over to us,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I will, I will.

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Speaker 3: We'll post the address for the goat costume party up

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Speaker 3: on Brook and Jeffrey's instant stories if it comes out.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be great if the real goats are in costumes.

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Speaker 2: I would totally go.

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Speaker 4: To diaby so that it would also.

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Speaker 2: Get you banned from apple bee too.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 2: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.