Speaker 1: If there was a problem, where to your mother?
Speaker 2: And here we go again.
Speaker 3: It's Two Cool Moms to the new boot boop. That
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Speaker 2: Will you please you please make that our theme song
Speaker 2: from now?
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening to too Cool Moms. This is
Speaker 3: the Two Cool Moms. It's a podcast. I don't know
Speaker 3: what I said that.
Speaker 2: If somebody out there is musically gifted, could you drop
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Speaker 2: and please make a senidence my God. Welcome to Two
Speaker 2: Cool Moms.
Speaker 3: I am Joe Gatto him. Then we are here to
Speaker 3: solve the world's issues.
Speaker 2: Yes, one listener at a time, one listener at a time.
Speaker 3: We're here for you, yes, as Cool Moms are normally we.
Speaker 2: Want to be here for you. But honestly, thank you
Speaker 2: guys so much for all the questions but also the
Speaker 2: questions we've answered. There's always been some kind responses, for
Speaker 2: sure that we really appreciate. So it sounds like we're
Speaker 2: it sounds like we're doing okay.
Speaker 3: I think we're doing all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't complaints yet none yet?
Speaker 3: Well there were, we just we just delete those.
Speaker 2: What do we uh?
Speaker 3: What do you have you ever brought a dilemmaty to
Speaker 3: your mother that she helped you solve. Like when I
Speaker 3: ask you that to something come to mind.
Speaker 2: My mom is just she so this is my mom.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: The last time she was at my house, she goes, uh,
Speaker 2: she goes, you look tired. I go, I am tired.
Speaker 2: She goes, okay, and then she just looked at me
Speaker 2: one like this, O get the belly came on.
Speaker 3: You're putting on a little LB's and.
Speaker 2: She walked away.
Speaker 3: She went, and now you've lost weight. Sorry, I guess
Speaker 3: you solved your dilemma a disgusting monster. Thanks mom.
Speaker 2: I mean that is crazy to do that, the comfortable
Speaker 2: to go up to somebody and just go I mean
Speaker 2: I mean she made you. I mean yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess about that's happy with what she made you.
Speaker 3: You're a reflection of her work. She's like, ugh's what
Speaker 3: I made you.
Speaker 2: Never really think of it that way. That's so true though,
Speaker 2: Like a woman birth you and then she's like, please
Speaker 2: keep it together.
Speaker 3: You did you did you think like I don't want
Speaker 3: an ugly baby when you had your kids and like,
Speaker 3: my kids are cute, right, Like everybody thinks that and
Speaker 3: then everybody thinks that their babies is cute, but we
Speaker 3: all know that there's there's ugly babies. So I wonder
Speaker 3: how much the awareness is, Like I know, undenied that
Speaker 3: my children are adorable and yours as well. We we've
Speaker 3: we've hit the jackpot luckily, but there are some out
Speaker 3: there that just aren't cute babies. And I wonder, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the disappointment fact that right have you? You know what's
Speaker 3: hard too, is like because.
Speaker 2: I am so like the baby comes out, can you
Speaker 2: just put it back in? And no, maybe it needs
Speaker 2: to be in the oven a little bit.
Speaker 3: Every baby that comes out as disgusting, like not right away,
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, you has the best line ever, He says,
Speaker 3: every baby looks like a little Winston Churchill, but like
Speaker 3: they do look like a shrinky dank you know. They're
Speaker 3: like yeah, but like as they grow up and like
Speaker 3: they get to that stage where they should be getting cute,
Speaker 3: Like I remember what my daughter is like, come on, baby.
Speaker 2: Get cute. You can do it. But you're I'm sure
Speaker 2: your kids because you're right, you have. I think there's
Speaker 2: like an innate bias, right We're just like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: my kid and you know of course, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I've seen.
Speaker 3: There's some undeniably not there's some really cute babies.
Speaker 2: I've seen, like babies that like I just saw so
Speaker 2: somebody showed me a pictures.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, that's perfect little angel.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean you're like, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 3: You know, what gets gets? What throws off the mathematics
Speaker 3: for me on it is when they have a huge nose,
Speaker 3: like you see some babies with us straight up, Jimmy Duranty,
Speaker 3: they got to can going on. That's because isn't that's
Speaker 3: hard to come back from. You have to wait till
Speaker 3: they get a bigger face. Yeah, they grow into they knows.
Speaker 3: For most people, you.
Speaker 2: Hope, so you hope.
Speaker 3: So I did very well.
Speaker 2: When you see an ugly baby, just like, hey, you
Speaker 2: got ten fingers and ten toes, that's all. It's it.
Speaker 2: If that's healthy, healthy, then we go.
Speaker 3: The first compliment that people give you when your show
Speaker 3: your baby, like how many fingers and toes? Staff could work?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean because I worked in the baby business,
Speaker 3: that's right. Yeah, And I had seen some real clunkers,
Speaker 3: but I'm a salesman, right, So every baby.
Speaker 2: Comes with like a little sheets. You can pull it down.
Speaker 2: She don't scare anybody.
Speaker 3: This hoodie is reversible, sircar butt the hood over their face.
Speaker 3: There is there was some there was some real straight
Speaker 3: up flat tires out there, baby, and I was like
Speaker 3: I had to battle through it. I was like, They're like,
Speaker 3: doesn't my baby cute in this out And I'm like,
Speaker 3: absolutely it does, like you know what I mean. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, the good thing about this carry you can
Speaker 3: hold the baby backwards so people don't have to see
Speaker 3: it out of the world that could face you.
Speaker 2: But it's almost like you me, you know, right, I
Speaker 2: know you have to know.
Speaker 3: People have to know though, right, yeah, you think people do.
Speaker 2: We're like they're repeated like is my baby and and
Speaker 2: the constant looks of like yeah, baby, it's amazing. It's
Speaker 2: a baby, for sure, it's a baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But you know what I really, really really felt
Speaker 3: bad was in the store, like the door opens, the
Speaker 3: ding ding, and they come into the store and a
Speaker 3: woman walks in with a little baby with the white
Speaker 3: bow and everything. It's like everybody's losing that ship. And
Speaker 3: then oh kid, that's can we help you with the
Speaker 3: next person who's this ugly baby? That's like, yeah, what
Speaker 3: do you need? Do you need lotion? What do you
Speaker 3: need diaper cream? Like it says no big hurrah, there's
Speaker 3: no parade of fanfare. It's just it's you and your
Speaker 3: monster baby.
Speaker 2: So you're looking for a basket and directions to the church.
Speaker 2: Is that is that where we're looking?
Speaker 3: Just leave it there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the closest river.
Speaker 3: Let me google map it for you. Does that you
Speaker 3: can send it down in a basket like Moses, it's.
Speaker 1: Me come in, we saw it.
Speaker 2: It's true though, right, it's true.
Speaker 3: I wonder how people think about.
Speaker 4: It everything all you get out and drive off a clip.
Speaker 3: You are you are hurting our numbers here with you?
Speaker 3: You know what it feels? You know too? Is like
Speaker 3: I always think about this too, like when you write,
Speaker 3: like when you write casting calls and there's people who
Speaker 3: want like not pretty baby or not you like you're
Speaker 3: like just in description is like unattractive or whatever. Like
Speaker 3: people have to go casting call and be like.
Speaker 2: Hi, like I'm a hot mess.
Speaker 3: I want to be an actor, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like I do feel bad.
Speaker 2: And I did my film okay, we you know we
Speaker 2: we there were roles that like asked for people to
Speaker 2: be like, you know, like you were describing. And so
Speaker 2: then when we were getting ready to release the film,
Speaker 2: there were like two individuals that said, oh, I don't
Speaker 2: I don't want to be considered like an extra. I
Speaker 2: want to name in the title on the scroll. And
Speaker 2: I was like, you don't even say anything. You're just
Speaker 2: there and you're there to be like part of like
Speaker 2: the one girl's kind of like overweight and Jimmy thinks
Speaker 2: she's pregnant, right, so he says something on baby. She's like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about. He's like, uh oh, so
Speaker 2: it's like one of those things. And so so I'm like,
Speaker 2: do we do this? And it was like, I guess
Speaker 2: we could. I was like, well, I guess so, but
Speaker 2: I was kind of like a little steamed, like you're
Speaker 2: just like an extra right right still, and so I
Speaker 2: was like, all right, we'll call her Taffy. And that
Speaker 2: was like my revenge. It's like, all right, you want
Speaker 2: a credit, then you're gonna be known as Taffy. You
Speaker 2: are Taffy. You are just thinking of the worst name
Speaker 2: for a girl I can think of in Taffy's to
Speaker 2: me is horrendous.
Speaker 3: And in my short film, I had to, uh, there's
Speaker 3: you know, there's three girls who show up in the dream.
Speaker 3: That's the main girl, there's the second girl, right, and
Speaker 3: then the third girl just the other girl, right. So
Speaker 3: I had to write the credit. I had to write
Speaker 3: credit them. And I was like, and I wrote the credit,
Speaker 3: I was like other girl and I was like, that
Speaker 3: doesn't sound right because they don't have names in the short,
Speaker 3: you know, And I was like, I can't name other girl,
Speaker 3: Like I had to think of something else.
Speaker 2: Spirit number Yeah, you gotta throw.
Speaker 3: Amb like the number three in it, like I always
Speaker 3: wanted to be credited is a fat guy number two?
Speaker 3: Like that's off living fault. I want to get like
Speaker 3: an Avengers movie. I want to have one line and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my goodness, watch out and something like that.
Speaker 3: I want to be credit. It's fact guy number two,
Speaker 3: even if there's not a fact guy number one, Like
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 5: Go to it right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is interesting, Like it did take me a while.
Speaker 3: I also had this thing, and I like to dispel
Speaker 3: this myth to people all the time that as soon
Speaker 3: as your baby comes out, you're gonna fall in love.
Speaker 3: Like I didn't. I didn't. I didn't write away for real. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for real. I think we talked about this too.
Speaker 2: But you're not the first guy that said that. I've
Speaker 2: had another friend or two recently that I've had a
Speaker 2: conversation with and he said when his uh first daughter
Speaker 2: was born, he he didn't feel anything right, and he
Speaker 2: said it took him a while together that I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: the minute it happened for me, I was instantly in there,
Speaker 2: We're going there.
Speaker 3: I do feel that way about when I meet dogs, though,
Speaker 3: which is interesting because I feel like a lot of
Speaker 3: my rescues have picked me. Really when I did, like
Speaker 3: it was really just like when I when I got Spamoni,
Speaker 3: who was total one hundred percent of mind. Like I
Speaker 3: was on the road in Vegas and I was sitting
Speaker 3: down and getting interviewed by this company called love Pop.
Speaker 3: When they have a brilliant model where they take dogs
Speaker 3: that are adoptable to events and have celebrities put them
Speaker 3: on their social media. So the viewership of these animals
Speaker 3: that are available is huge and well pop and they
Speaker 3: could find these dogs where you can find blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: So I'm sitting there getting interviewed by. There's a bunch
Speaker 3: of puppies walking around this ten or fifteen in the room,
Speaker 3: and then here comes little Spomoni four weeks old, five
Speaker 3: weeks old, comes over, just curls up right in my
Speaker 3: lap as I'm talking wow, and I was like oh.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm taking this one. And the
Speaker 3: guy was like, no, that's not how it works. And
Speaker 3: then Q was with me. He goes, no, that's how
Speaker 3: it works if you're Joe Gata and I went I
Speaker 3: called up. I called up. I was in Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're live flying out to Phoenix the next morning, seven am.
Speaker 3: It was six pm at night. Our show was at eight.
Speaker 3: I called up the local petco and I said, Hey,
Speaker 3: do you guys deliver? And I'm like no, I'm like,
Speaker 3: do you know when practical jokers I'm Joe Gatto And
Speaker 3: They're like, oh my god, I love that show. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I need you doing your solid I'm adopting this dog
Speaker 3: because you do my fair put together everything. I need
Speaker 3: to take it with me to Phoenix tomorrow morning. And
Speaker 3: they went and they dropped it at the MGM or No.
Speaker 3: And because of that fan is why I have one
Speaker 3: of my favorite dogs. And I'll never forget that. How
Speaker 3: awesome my fans. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's nuts.
Speaker 2: But when they when they when they when when you
Speaker 2: bring dogs right to an event and it's like can
Speaker 2: you adopt the dog? Why can't you just take it?
Speaker 3: Because they have to vet you. They have to vet you, like,
Speaker 3: but I'm like, oh, I'll take this dog, but you
Speaker 3: have to it's like a running a credit check, like
Speaker 3: to make sure you're serious about this dog. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: then they'll just get it back, you know. They want
Speaker 3: to make sure the dog funds are good home. They
Speaker 3: want to you know, things like that. Some places look
Speaker 3: the other way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you if I would think it's changes there,
Speaker 2: Oh gotcha? Yeah, yep, this is a.
Speaker 3: Nice husky you got here.
Speaker 2: I was. I went to a shelter with my kids.
Speaker 2: We went, Oh during pandemic when people are getting rid
Speaker 2: of animals or stuff or whatever. We heard like, oh,
Speaker 2: you could save it. So we went and there was
Speaker 2: this dog. Still to this day, it's like it's like,
Speaker 2: oh God, there's this great line and a Citizen Kane
Speaker 2: where he's talking about could Rosebud be a girl? And
Speaker 2: he's asking his former accountant and the accountant says it
Speaker 2: could be, and he's like, but it's got to be
Speaker 2: somebody he knew and loved and all the stuff. The
Speaker 2: reporter is trying to find out what Rosebud is and
Speaker 2: the guy's like not necessarily, he's like, how do you mean?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? And I always remember this great
Speaker 2: piece of dialogue. I'm going to butcher it. But he's like,
Speaker 2: he's like, I remember being on the ferry and I
Speaker 2: saw this woman in like in a white dress or whatever.
Speaker 2: And he's like, for a month, ever since I saw her,
Speaker 2: there hasn't been a day I haven't thought of her.
Speaker 2: And I see her and I don't know her, and
Speaker 2: he's like, you know, it's going on about the impact
Speaker 2: of just And to this day, I still remember this
Speaker 2: dog in this cage. It was this beautiful dog just
Speaker 2: sitting there looking at her, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: would love to that there was something that just I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe I think there's a connection, but the
Speaker 2: dog could just be like, yeah, let me get this sucker,
Speaker 2: yeah just whatever. I don't know. Just you know, it
Speaker 2: could be having flashbacks from like a horrible Asian family
Speaker 2: try to eat it or something. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: just sat there. But my wife was like, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I'm like, look, it's just She's like, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: But no.
Speaker 3: Well, the first one we bought was Cannoli, and Canoli
Speaker 3: was in a you know, it was in a pen
Speaker 3: with a bunch of other puppies at this puppy store
Speaker 3: and we were looking Bessie and I were looking at
Speaker 3: this other one, and Cannola just kept coming over and
Speaker 3: pushing my hand, pushing the dog my hand out of
Speaker 3: the way. And then we took the one dog out
Speaker 3: and Bessie was, you know, playing with it whatever, and
Speaker 3: I just had my hand on the thing, and then
Speaker 3: you can Only just came up and just leaned on
Speaker 3: my hand, and I was like, give me that one,
Speaker 3: put this one back, hold this one for a minute,
Speaker 3: and can Only just sat on Bessie for twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: The first dog was yapping, biting around, and the dog
Speaker 3: just plopped and stayed on Bessie for twenty minutes. And
Speaker 3: I was like, that's a ghatto pop right there.
Speaker 2: Do you think these dogs again, in those situations, have
Speaker 2: the awareness of what's going on there, knowing the age
Speaker 2: of knowing, like you know, like especially in the shelter
Speaker 2: when they when they see people coming through, do they
Speaker 2: know like, oh, it's my taking out of here? Do
Speaker 2: you think They're just like, oh, it's just people. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, i think I'm going need.
Speaker 3: I think that. I think this shelter experienced it definitely.
Speaker 3: But once they leave, they're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh wow, what is this.
Speaker 3: Then the first time that that Biscotti like jumped on
Speaker 3: the couch with me right like and then just like
Speaker 3: so I got I met her in the shelter and
Speaker 3: I can't believe to this day I got her because
Speaker 3: tail between the legs, barking, yappie really like aggressive on
Speaker 3: the leash and whatnot. But I just felt it was
Speaker 3: like so much love and I was like, this is
Speaker 3: a good dog. It was really attached to the one
Speaker 3: person at the shelter. We'll let her play with her.
Speaker 3: So then Bessie brought down Canoli. I was like, at
Speaker 3: the meat. As soon as Canola came in, they ran
Speaker 3: nose to nose, hotail went up, wag tails. They started
Speaker 3: playing together and I was like, Okay, I said, at
Speaker 3: least I'll have that. Yeah, I said, we'll start from there.
Speaker 3: So I was like all right, we'll take her home.
Speaker 3: So I go to take her home, tail between the
Speaker 3: legs or at me, you know, I get her on
Speaker 3: the leash. She's following Canoli. We get to the house,
Speaker 3: Canoli is playing on me, whatever, Piscotti looks whatever. And
Speaker 3: then we just go and I keep a scout of
Speaker 3: your own space. We can't try and do anything. Sitting
Speaker 3: there watching TV. I have my feet up and I
Speaker 3: have the picture of this be Scotty just jumps up
Speaker 3: on the couch, goes on my legs into a circle
Speaker 3: and just lays and falls asleep on my leg. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and from that moment on, she's been my dog. I
Speaker 3: was like, and I was like, that's crazy. And you
Speaker 3: could just see like the dog was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: could live like this. And it was just instantly discomfort
Speaker 3: And you know, it's such a different experience because the
Speaker 3: shelters are just so rough. But there is something too,
Speaker 3: like when you see when you get picked, you feel
Speaker 3: like you feel like you get picked a lot. And
Speaker 3: that's the problem with me is I've been picked so
Speaker 3: many times. I gotta stop put myself in positions where
Speaker 3: I'm getting picked. I feel like, you want to come
Speaker 3: to this dog event. I'm like, the dogs there, if
Speaker 3: there are, I'm not coming, yeah, because I'm gonna get picked.
Speaker 2: You're like a hot blonde man, I'm a hot blonde.
Speaker 3: And then I like, look at this guy. Well, you know,
Speaker 3: I got to finger. It's like, this guy looks like
Speaker 3: it's a good cuddle.
Speaker 2: But dogs humping anything makes me laugh.
Speaker 3: You childhood, right, your mom got knocked over by Oh
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 2: I love that dog. Yeah, help me, Steve, help me.
Speaker 2: I was crying laughing so hard. Okay, all right, let's
Speaker 2: get a jelly and doge. Shall we Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: It's coming to us from Turner. What's up? Joe and Steve. Recently,
Speaker 2: before playing my instruments for an audience, I've been getting
Speaker 2: really nervous. I don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 2: I get really nauseous, and I'm starting to panic. I've
Speaker 2: also noticed that when I have to meet new people
Speaker 2: or start new classes at school, I will also start
Speaker 2: to get nervous and panic. What should I do?
Speaker 3: Okues, it's a little bit of social anxiety, which is
Speaker 3: what it seems like it's going on.
Speaker 2: But it sounds like he's in a band or performing
Speaker 2: an instrument. So he's performing in front of people.
Speaker 3: So stage fright on top of socials do something else. Man,
Speaker 3: you're putting yourself out there in front of people. That
Speaker 3: I feel like that goes with time. I feel like
Speaker 3: a lot of that goes with the social anxiety is
Speaker 3: a different thing. But let's talk about stage fright first.
Speaker 3: I think stage fright is you get more confident what
Speaker 3: you do, no matter what it is, anything, not even
Speaker 3: in front of peoples, just what you're doing. If you
Speaker 3: get better at it, you get more confident in That
Speaker 3: fades for me, and I've seen that happen on people
Speaker 3: that have been first time doing stand up, first time
Speaker 3: doing comedy, first time acting, first time whatever, be this
Speaker 3: wallflowers and then just blossom into their own once to
Speaker 3: get comfortable. So I think that'll go away. The social
Speaker 3: anxiety thing is you always got to think about what
Speaker 3: are you anxious about?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: What is the root of it? And that's what you
Speaker 3: got to pull out. So are you not interesting? Are
Speaker 3: you afraid that you don't have people aren't going to
Speaker 3: like you? Are you like what is it? Because you
Speaker 3: seem pretty cool to me in the message and self aware.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So yeah, I think you're right, though, I think
Speaker 2: to distill it, it's one thing to feel nervous, right
Speaker 2: and to go and everybody is nervous. Room full of
Speaker 2: strangers who wouldn't fel nervous, So just know everybody feels
Speaker 2: that way. But I think to your point, to have
Speaker 2: that moment of like self reflection and just sit there
Speaker 2: and think about it and really try to distill what
Speaker 2: is it that's causing this? Why am I genuinely like this?
Speaker 2: And I think then then it's a lot easier to
Speaker 2: address what it is. I mean, we're all, we're all insecure,
Speaker 2: we're all. We all anything you're feeling, we all feel
Speaker 2: I mean for sure. But to your point about stage fright,
Speaker 2: I think I was when people are like, do you
Speaker 2: get nervous anymore? I'm like, imagine platform diving, right, you
Speaker 2: see the platform that's you know, thirty feet off off
Speaker 2: the ground from the pool or whatever. And the first,
Speaker 2: the first hundred times you're doing that, it's scary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's nerve wracking, You're gonna belly flop, you're gonna get hurt.
Speaker 2: And then one hundred and first time you're like, I've
Speaker 2: done this one hundred times. Yeah, I'm Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: keep doing it, and I know the so it just
Speaker 2: comes with time. So so I understand your trepidation and
Speaker 2: nervousness and all that stuff, but all that stuff fades
Speaker 2: the more you do it. But to your point at
Speaker 2: the very beginning, I know you were just saying it
Speaker 2: kind to goof off, but there's probably reality to it too.
Speaker 2: If you're not enjoying it, don't force yourself to do it.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you generally want to be an artist
Speaker 2: or a musician and that's really your goal, then understand
Speaker 2: there's growing pains that come along with that. Absolutely, But
Speaker 2: if you don't enjoy it and it's not something you
Speaker 2: want to do, just don't do it. Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: That was a great thing about talking to que in
Speaker 2: one of our episodes is just there's just a self
Speaker 2: awareness in him that, just like things are cutting dry,
Speaker 2: it's like you enjoyed it or you don't, So I'll
Speaker 2: do it or I won't. And I think I don't know.
Speaker 2: After talking to him, I really appreciate it, just the
Speaker 2: the matter of fact of it all.
Speaker 3: Sure, I mean it, it's it's a good way to
Speaker 3: live if you can. You know, sometimes you do things
Speaker 3: you don't and you got to deal with it another time.
Speaker 3: When you have the opportunity that you are able to
Speaker 3: opt out of things you're not enjoying, you should probably
Speaker 3: take it, for sure.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 3: I will say that when you are nervous or stage
Speaker 3: fright and whatnot, like the most nervous I think I've
Speaker 3: ever been in recent times I can remember of because
Speaker 3: I'm not a nervous person. I'm not afraid of butoy
Speaker 3: in front of people. But for the hundredth episode, we
Speaker 3: had to walk a tight rope.
Speaker 2: I remember watching that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was nervous about the task, you know.
Speaker 3: And then I was able to identify what I was
Speaker 3: nervous about, and I was like, how do I make
Speaker 3: this task fun? From me? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll dress this Captain Fabelly. So I found something that
Speaker 3: would be like whatever, and I was like, and then
Speaker 3: I was of course, I gave myself the license to
Speaker 3: be like, look I'm going to fall. Look at me,
Speaker 3: I'm going to fall. I know I'm going to fall.
Speaker 3: I'm not worried about hikes, I'm not skater any of
Speaker 3: that shit. I'm going to fall. I don't care about
Speaker 3: failing or falling. I was like, but I wanted to
Speaker 3: be entertaining because that's what I like to do, right,
Speaker 3: So I think that little. Once I did that, I
Speaker 3: was like, oh okay, and I really enjoyed the way
Speaker 3: that came out, and how I.
Speaker 2: It's really smart. Yeah, just find something that's for you
Speaker 2: an avenue then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So when you're out in these scenarios that you
Speaker 3: know that you're uncomfortable in, try to find something a
Speaker 3: little bit that will give you some comfort. I guess
Speaker 3: that is what I'm trying to say, right, Like, so, yeah,
Speaker 3: try to get yourself a little scurty blanket, give yourself
Speaker 3: a little blankety blanky, right.
Speaker 2: It is true. But I was talking to a person
Speaker 2: that wants to do stand up no and don't do
Speaker 2: it well get out Now that's usually my initial feeling. Right.
Speaker 3: It's just like, especially if they're not funny.
Speaker 2: If you really want to do this, it's a marathon, right,
Speaker 2: But I think people put put so much pressure on themselves.
Speaker 2: It's just like, yes, you want the joke, you want
Speaker 2: people to laugh, but if you're not having fun up there,
Speaker 2: nobody's gonna have fun. So have fun. And if you're
Speaker 2: again to the point like if you're playing whatever instrument
Speaker 2: you are, I like to like.
Speaker 3: To think obo Obo seems.
Speaker 2: Like all person rock, that obo rock that you tear
Speaker 2: this ship up with that ol bow. Boy you get
Speaker 2: out there and now.
Speaker 3: Does this is it? It's a wind. It's a wood woodwind. Right,
Speaker 3: it's a it's got these what's an no bowl? Look
Speaker 3: like jig got these? I think it's got some floppers
Speaker 3: on it? It does, right, it's a wood wind.
Speaker 2: Did Joe you were you were you forced to play
Speaker 2: an instrument?
Speaker 3: No? I wasn't. I wasn't. I got out of that luckily.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, did you ever play an instrument?
Speaker 3: I never did. I forced my daughter to play piano
Speaker 3: and drums. She plays now. She likes a drum, so
Speaker 3: she started playing them, but then she did, then she stopped,
Speaker 3: and now she wants to go back to piano. So
Speaker 3: she's like flip flopping soil she finds something. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I never did, did you? I wish? I wish I did.
Speaker 2: I played clarinet when I was like in second grade.
Speaker 2: Horrible because you're you're you're forced to pick an instruments.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't go to public school. I didn't force
Speaker 3: us to do that school kids don't have to worry
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 2: Okay about Jesus stuff.
Speaker 3: Let me see that's a noble? Yeah, almost got white
Speaker 3: incredibly who invents that?
Speaker 2: Mister kid? That is Sambo? Sam Obo?
Speaker 3: Sam Obo was like, you know what I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: this to mess with everyone? Flapper count on a noble?
Speaker 3: Is that of control?
Speaker 2: If you had that? Or a trumpet?
Speaker 3: A trumpets?
Speaker 2: Three mouse?
Speaker 1: What's what's the thing that he's a clarinet player?
Speaker 2: Is no saxophone?
Speaker 3: Who does saxophone?
Speaker 2: That's a long he played something looks.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, he might like, oh you know what I do? Play?
Speaker 3: I played the digital now the Australian. I play that now.
Speaker 2: I mean, how can I tell if you're not playing
Speaker 2: it right?
Speaker 3: You can't and that's why I play it. Well great,
Speaker 3: I'm actually great. Did you do a player?
Speaker 2: Now we'll turn our good luck to you, buddy. I
Speaker 2: hope it all works out, and.
Speaker 3: You remember, I think that was some sound advice returner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but look like luck with the obo. Yeah, look
Speaker 2: with the Obo. Here he is coming to us from
Speaker 2: Sorry Sari s A r A I Sary, Sorry Sarai.
Speaker 2: Sorry okay for last names.
Speaker 3: This sys what's that last names. This sys S isis.
Speaker 2: Thanks listening to what's one thing from your childhood that
Speaker 2: you wish you could relive?
Speaker 3: That's a good that's a great sorry not sor uh.
Speaker 2: That is a good question from a childhood you wish
Speaker 2: you could relive? Oh boy, wow, I think I might
Speaker 2: be stumped on this one.
Speaker 3: That's a really good question because you right, you want
Speaker 3: to think of something like you want to think of
Speaker 3: something that is like impactful. But I guess what that
Speaker 3: sparks is?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: What's your favorite childhood memory?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Go back to the moment.
Speaker 2: A childhood memory you could relive.
Speaker 6: First time I caught the tit, I'm thinking of my parents,
Speaker 6: my brother, so am I I will you know what
Speaker 6: I for?
Speaker 3: The first thing I actually went to was when I
Speaker 3: got my Nintendo. I remember that being pure childhood joy
Speaker 3: for both me and my parents, because my parents did
Speaker 3: the thing where they hid it from me and I
Speaker 3: opened all my gifts and I didn't get the Nintendo
Speaker 3: and it's all I really wanted. And then they said, oh,
Speaker 3: Grandma and Grandpa have a gift left the Christmas story
Speaker 3: on me, and I went over and I opened it
Speaker 3: up and that I remember that moment. It wasn't even
Speaker 3: about the gift anymore. It was about how much love
Speaker 3: I felt for my parents and how much I felt
Speaker 3: love by them. And I was jumping out of my skin.
Speaker 3: And I didn't even open it for like, I just
Speaker 3: sat with my parents, and I remember we were on
Speaker 3: the couch for like twenty minutes talking about how much
Speaker 3: excited I was about it. That was a great moment.
Speaker 3: I think that's what That'd be a really fun moment.
Speaker 2: I think, boy, you know, geez, that is such a
Speaker 2: tough question. But as I'm thinking about this, I really
Speaker 2: if I could relive one thing, I would want to
Speaker 2: go back and course correct something titty.
Speaker 3: He's still about copping the titty. Jimmy's just crying in
Speaker 3: the corner JAG.
Speaker 5: An article pomped up today in the News that Arnold
Speaker 5: Schwarzenegger quote deliberately farted in my face. I don't know
Speaker 5: how you read that headline and.
Speaker 3: Then what movies that is still from?
Speaker 2: It looks like it's like a terminator still, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Saying like a nineties movie.
Speaker 2: But what a funny he farted in her face quote deliberately.
Speaker 1: Actress claims.
Speaker 2: Read what is it? The post of course, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's great. I'll be backside.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Next question, but if.
Speaker 2: I if I could, oh, if I could relive my childhood.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of like happy stuff, right, But then
Speaker 2: I do remember this was pretty impactful.
Speaker 3: You were talking about court correct course correcting. You would
Speaker 3: go fix a mistake.
Speaker 2: I would go fix something. But then again I was
Speaker 2: so young. I don't know if I if I had
Speaker 2: the maturity to do it, but I remember I got
Speaker 2: I was playing ice hockey and these the other team,
Speaker 2: and like their fans were Look, this is like the nineties, right,
Speaker 2: so things were a lot different than There's no cell phones.
Speaker 2: They were all calling me chink chang, chang, chang chank
Speaker 2: and and my mom was just gutted, right, And I
Speaker 2: remember going home and just feeling like shit, and my
Speaker 2: mom was in her bedroom crying. Oh, and she's like
Speaker 2: I should have never came to this country. I should
Speaker 2: have never had you. I'm so sorry I did this.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. And I just remember her just like
Speaker 2: just the just the pain she felt, you know. And
Speaker 2: I remember like just not knowing what to say, but
Speaker 2: like hugging my mom and crying because I felt bad
Speaker 2: for her, and I mean to know that somebody felt
Speaker 2: like they should have they shouldn't have moved here because of.
Speaker 3: That like life decision.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And I know you're saying those things
Speaker 2: impulsively or whatever, but obviously we've gotten so much further
Speaker 2: and past everything, and you know, I've taken those things
Speaker 2: and made made it part of my acting stuff, you know.
Speaker 2: And she's totally fine. But in that moment, that's one
Speaker 2: of those things where I wish I could have done more,
Speaker 2: as like, uh, what would you do?
Speaker 3: You sat and you sat and older you sat with I.
Speaker 2: Sat and hugged her and stuff. But I just wish,
Speaker 2: you know, I had the words right to say or
Speaker 2: the or the like the how older city. But I
Speaker 2: think I was maybe uh like thirteen or fourteen or
Speaker 2: something like that at the time, you know, and you
Speaker 2: don't know what to say. I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 2: I didn't I you know, I didn't have that in
Speaker 2: me at that time. You know, I think we've gotten
Speaker 2: pat but just that's one of those memories as a
Speaker 2: kid that like, you know, it's a core memory. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, for sure, Yeah, pretty pretty brutal. But uh
Speaker 2: but at the same time, like knowing that you know and
Speaker 2: and again and I address this stuff. But everybody has
Speaker 2: those things. Yeah, everybody, I don't care who you are.
Speaker 2: Everybody listening has had something where you're a kid that
Speaker 2: that affected you. And I think when you get older,
Speaker 2: like you know, those are things that you hopefully you
Speaker 2: look back on and make you more appreciative, right of,
Speaker 2: like this experience is people of just like you're to
Speaker 2: your to your motto, just be kind, be kind. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I try to instill that my kids, and you know,
Speaker 2: my kids are My son especially is very hyper sense sensitive, right,
Speaker 2: very very sensitive to to.
Speaker 3: It's interesting.
Speaker 2: So I'm glad that that he's gonna be.
Speaker 3: It's funny our girls are murderers.
Speaker 2: And maybe maybe it's maybe it's when you have the
Speaker 2: older sister and the younger brother.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's the dynamic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, oh, Stevie, I wanted to Nintendo when
Speaker 3: you wanted to comfort your mother? Who's the better mommy?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 2: Poor me?
Speaker 3: Nobody's thinking that, Steve. When you share, it's fine you
Speaker 3: share on your look at the comments below, how everybody's
Speaker 3: just giving you so much love and support.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: Please let me if you ever make sure you go
Speaker 3: on the comments love and below. Please don't make me
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Speaker 2: Here the greatest Christmas I ever had. I got the
Speaker 2: G I Joe aircraft carry Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Oh six foot long g I Joe one.
Speaker 2: I never even asked for it, really, because I asked
Speaker 2: for like some G I Joe figures, and my dad
Speaker 2: went all out. Maybe I didn't even think I would
Speaker 2: even get it right, but my dad got it and
Speaker 2: I opened I was like, what it was the greatest Christmas?
Speaker 2: And I put it together and I spent years playing
Speaker 2: with years. Even that might be your affinity.
Speaker 3: Of collective of action figures might have came from that.
Speaker 2: For sure, loved it.
Speaker 3: I asked for Castle Gray Skull and I got the
Speaker 3: Sector's Mountain that was on sell. It came hard.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even it didn't It didn't. It didn't do anything.
Speaker 3: It was a plastic mold that had a hole in
Speaker 3: the top for a cave that went to the back,
Speaker 3: and all it had was stickers like of a computer
Speaker 3: or like. It didn't do one thing. And my mom
Speaker 3: was like, what's the difference. It's the same thing. You
Speaker 3: can put your you can put your toys on it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is Sectors Mountain. Yeah, and I didn't
Speaker 3: even have sectors. I had to play with my he
Speaker 3: man in the Sectors Mountain. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard sectors since. Yeah, I mean I was
Speaker 2: a kid in that thing came out. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: my crazy. You know the cool kids get transformers, you
Speaker 2: get go bots, like yeah, we talked about a laser
Speaker 2: tag versus.
Speaker 3: Photon photon photon. Boys.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is coming to us from Alec. Are you
Speaker 2: ready go?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 3: Oh? It's tough one.
Speaker 2: Do you like chicken nuggets?
Speaker 3: No? No, I don't need chicken.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. But back in the day, did you We.
Speaker 3: Talked about this on the road once. The best, we
Speaker 3: think the best sandwich ever was the chicken the virginal
Speaker 3: front chicken sandwich from Burger.
Speaker 2: Burger King, hands down, my favorite, my favorite thing you
Speaker 2: could get a fast food in terms of sandwich. Yep,
Speaker 2: it's that. Yeah, I put the chicken sandwich from Burger King.
Speaker 2: This is tough over in and out and style. I
Speaker 2: love it. I don't eat it as often as I
Speaker 2: as I like. I think it is the greatest. They've
Speaker 2: never messed with it. Don't don't ever miss I love.
Speaker 3: A fake chicken nugget. But I'll tell you what the
Speaker 3: whole nugget experience has that nothing else has is the dipping.
Speaker 3: You have so much fun with these sauces. You could
Speaker 3: dip in and want Give me a ranch, give me
Speaker 3: a barbecue.
Speaker 2: Mc donaldy barbecue is barbecue, is the is the best
Speaker 2: honeybo Yeah?
Speaker 3: For for Yeah, I don't. I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 2: Wendy's. Wendy's I think has the best chicken.
Speaker 3: I will say that on when it comes to the
Speaker 3: sauces as sleepers barbecue. For me, I think it's way
Speaker 3: under you. I love barbecue sauces.
Speaker 2: Chick fil a is I love chicken.
Speaker 3: You know, my last chicken sandwich, last time a chicken
Speaker 3: was Chick fil a, real chickil a samwhich I never had.
Speaker 3: It was on the road right before we was right
Speaker 3: before Thanksgiving, and I went to the farm and that's
Speaker 3: when I gave up meat. And it was like late
Speaker 3: it was like late October. We were on the road
Speaker 3: and we drove by one and said, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: Chick fil a is, like I never I've never had one.
Speaker 3: And I was like I was like, I never had
Speaker 3: one either, and then we stopped with like, let's get it.
Speaker 3: So we stopped and got it, and it was a
Speaker 3: delicious chicken sandwich. I thought it was phenomenal, and that
Speaker 3: was my last chicken dropped the mic exactly, I need
Speaker 3: no more chicken.
Speaker 2: No no no, no, no no no no no, no, no, no
Speaker 2: no no.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you white, shut I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm
Speaker 3: drinking chicken through straw.
Speaker 2: We we got a chance.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what, you don't really keep it really
Speaker 3: popped on the scene. That felt like bullshif of me
Speaker 3: was the tender.
Speaker 2: We have a nugget. We don't need a we don't.
Speaker 3: Need a long nugget.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tender, the tenor is almost like the iPad.
Speaker 2: It's yeah. It's like we got the nuggets and then
Speaker 2: the laptops, like the sandwich, and then you got this thing,
Speaker 2: the iPad. It's like, I get it, but the tender.
Speaker 3: Is yeah, the tender hasn't got no place.
Speaker 2: The tenders like, look, you don't got time to hold
Speaker 2: three nuggets.
Speaker 3: The tender is a tall nugget.
Speaker 2: It's gonna put it in one.
Speaker 3: It's a tall nugget.
Speaker 2: It's like I half a breast.
Speaker 3: You know what I'll say about this too. I don't
Speaker 3: like about the tender versus that you're gonna get sticky
Speaker 3: fingers because you can't pop them. I like a nugget
Speaker 3: that you can just pop and be done. You gotta
Speaker 3: hold the greasy noug the greasy tender not for me.
Speaker 2: You know what, It's gonna blow your mind. I think
Speaker 2: this is true.
Speaker 1: It might not be true, but the chicken tender is
Speaker 1: actually like the piece of the chicken breast. It's it's
Speaker 1: the direct equivalent of a flame and yon on a chicken. Ah,
Speaker 1: that's what it is, like the flame yon. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: tender of a chicken.
Speaker 3: Got it? So the flame yon is a tender of
Speaker 3: a chicken. Okay, I know you mean it doesn't make
Speaker 3: any sense, but.
Speaker 2: Yes, but why wouldn't anybody use that as a selling point,
Speaker 2: because that when I hear it, like that nugget, I
Speaker 2: like the filet of chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I also Okay, so I love a producer
Speaker 3: as rumor. He has Internet in front of him. He
Speaker 3: could have easily googled it before he opened his mouth.
Speaker 3: He's very too busy reading about the faults of ex governors.
Speaker 2: But you don't so so you like, if I'm in
Speaker 2: front of McDonald's chicken nuggets and my kids are eating it,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've got a papa a nugget. Of course
Speaker 2: you do. You miss it at all?
Speaker 3: I miss a buffalo wing. I miss a wang, for sure.
Speaker 3: I miss a wing. Like whoa wing? Is my number
Speaker 3: one regret to this lifestyle. I've chosen this that bres
Speaker 3: you on Whatodel sandwich? Whatsdell sandwich? I can never have again.
Speaker 3: These are all things.
Speaker 2: You you go back and slow mow that moment because
Speaker 2: you really realized it.
Speaker 3: Then you have it again. They try to replace it
Speaker 3: with anyway, here's my here's my substitution as a vegetarian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did it with collie flower.
Speaker 3: Because I was not as versatile as people think. When
Speaker 3: you have a cauliflower pizza, it just falls apart.
Speaker 2: Anthony's Cold Fire in Florida makes it a fantastic cauli.
Speaker 2: It's one of the best.
Speaker 3: If you're going to put that next to a regular pizza,
Speaker 3: the world pizza dough, it doesn't doesn't hold up same thing.
Speaker 2: Well, you mean the cauliflower dough yeah, like.
Speaker 3: A Coulie flower dough or a cauliflower like nugget like
Speaker 3: it says.
Speaker 2: Doesn't workliflower.
Speaker 3: Let it be a cauliflower.
Speaker 2: So Buffalo wing's the toughest.
Speaker 3: Walk aways down When I see you play the wings succulent, sizzling,
Speaker 3: and I'm over here with my vegetarian face being like,
Speaker 3: what have you done? You've walked away from greatness?
Speaker 2: What was the best wing you've ever had?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: My god, I love every wing. I mean it's it's
Speaker 3: kind of hard to mess up a Bufalo wing for me,
Speaker 3: but you know, I I love b Dubs. I thought
Speaker 3: they did a great bucket of wings, but for me, actually,
Speaker 3: Hooters wings were great to Hooters a lot.
Speaker 2: Who's my favorite? People dump on it. It's so great.
Speaker 3: I love a great wings. Actually a pup by my
Speaker 3: house that used to make one down in Long Island
Speaker 3: I used to love and now now I live at
Speaker 3: the place I used to go during college for Monday
Speaker 3: night football and used to do wings and I didn't
Speaker 3: watch football. I just went for the wings. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it's probably my biggest regret in life. That's
Speaker 3: all the time we have. Thank you so much, everybody, dude, goolums,
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