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Speaker 1: Jubile Phone taps are brought to you by bud Light.

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Speaker 1: beer partner of your Seattle Seahawks. It is time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. It's broking jubil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five and over. Get Tomorrow

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Speaker 1: starts the twelve phone Taps of Christmas. Top twelve phone

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Speaker 1: taps of twenty fourteen on the twenty six, twenty seven,

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Speaker 1: twenty eight, twenty and nine to twenty After you hear

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Speaker 1: those phone taps as we count down to the number

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Speaker 1: one phone Tap of the Year Caller twenty five one

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Speaker 1: prizes from Xbox and for today's brand new phone tap.

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Speaker 1: I think this phone tap is a perfect example of

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Speaker 1: how we are too closed off as a society. We

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Speaker 1: need to get to know our neighbors and start new friendships.

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Speaker 1: You know, people are too closed off from each other.

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Speaker 1: I love this message you got. You gotta put yourself

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Speaker 1: out there and sometimes that can get weird, but it

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Speaker 1: can also sometimes lead to fun experiences like to one

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Speaker 1: in today's phone tap. Just a tent I Hello, I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Ashley. This is Ashley. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you, Hey, Ashley, how are you? My name is

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Speaker 1: Seth McElroy and I live in your apartment building. I

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Speaker 1: got your phone number from our manager. Okay, the other

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Speaker 1: day I was down in the laundry area and I

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Speaker 1: had to put some of my stuff from the washer

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Speaker 1: into the dryer, so I had to like move your

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Speaker 1: stuff out, and I needed to ask you a question

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Speaker 1: about your laundry. Okay, where do you get your underwear?

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Speaker 1: What did you just ask me? You know, I saw

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Speaker 1: your underwear when I was changing the laundry around, and

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Speaker 1: the thing is, okay here, my wife is great, and

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Speaker 1: I love her at all, but she's really lacking in

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Speaker 1: the underwear apartment and your underwear is straight up sexy.

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Speaker 1: What is going on here? For real? I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you're getting so upset. It's not like I sniffed

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Speaker 1: it or anything. I just I saw your underwear. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you really? Are you really? For real?

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Speaker 1: I guess I shouldn't be geez. I had no idea

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Speaker 1: you're gonna bite my head off. Do you understand what

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Speaker 1: you're telling me? You're asking me about my underwear, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: talking about smelling it. I didn't, I said, I didn't

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Speaker 1: smell it. But why would you even think of that, like, well,

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Speaker 1: that would be weird bananas. I'm just wrong with you.

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Speaker 1: Take a compliment, lady, jeez, not a compliment because I

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Speaker 1: don't know you and you're calling me about my underwear. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and I showed it. I showed it to my wife

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Speaker 1: and she thought it was great too, and we just

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Speaker 1: want to know what, just to show my wife who

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Speaker 1: are you? She liked it a lot too. We both

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Speaker 1: think you don't give a about that. You're calling me

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Speaker 1: out the blue talking about my underwear, my personal garments. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not who you are, buddy. But I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you to tell you that it's good stuff. It's not

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Speaker 1: like I'm saying, hey, good stuff. It's not like I'm saying, hey,

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Speaker 1: buy some new drawers. They're nasty. I'm saying, you have

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Speaker 1: nice underwear. Excuse me, excuse me, buddy. You are wait

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Speaker 1: at a line, and I swear to God, if I

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Speaker 1: see you, I will snatch your head off. Okay, they listen.

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Speaker 1: If you're upset because I took your underwear, I can

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Speaker 1: give it back to you tomorrow. No, you're gonna bring

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Speaker 1: me my underwear today. I can't do that though. I

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Speaker 1: don't know whom you think you are, buddy, you bring

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Speaker 1: me my today. I'm just a guy who's a fan

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Speaker 1: of your undergarments. No, I don't give a I don't

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Speaker 1: care about that. I want my speck today. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll call my wife and tell her to take him

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Speaker 1: off with Washington. Are you kidding me? Your wife has

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Speaker 1: my draws on? Yeah, and they look good? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you a sick pervert? Ma'am? Why are you getting

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Speaker 1: so upset at me? The whole thing is you call

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Speaker 1: me and I swear, I swear what I give my

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Speaker 1: underwear back? I'm calling the cops on you really prefer

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Speaker 1: not to have the police involved? Excuse me? I? Or

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Speaker 1: if we didn't get the authorities involved, that's both. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the cup. I'm calling the cup. What if I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the cop? Okay, well, what if I tell you

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Speaker 1: I'm joking? No, you're not joking, per birth Oh I

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Speaker 1: am joking. No you're not. Yes, I am. This is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. I am joking. I want myfe

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Speaker 1: I want my thing. I don't have your This is

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Speaker 1: jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: So you're telling me that this is a plank? Yes,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Courtney set you up. Oh man, Courtney, thank god

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Speaker 1: you laughed. I thought you were about ready to kill me,

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Speaker 1: like in real life. Oh I do want to kill

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Speaker 1: you to real life. I am so happy that this

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Speaker 1: is a joke. I was your friend Courtney's hold us

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Speaker 1: that you're upset because somebody keeps moving your stuff in

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Speaker 1: the laundry room. He told he told you that he

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Speaker 1: had to tell you that. Yes, but seriously, though, Hey, seriously,

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Speaker 1: where do you get your underwear? I'm just curious. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh.