1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: Hello, My Loves, Welcome back to the Give Them La 2 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,879 Speaker 1: La Bonus episode. I'm super hyped today because Jessica gave 3 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: me free reign to what we'd be talking about, and 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: my mind just automatically went to sex. 5 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 2: They're dead. 6 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 1: I'm like that thing I used to have. We should 7 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: talk about it. We should talk about the first time 8 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: I did it. And I want to know everyone else's 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,479 Speaker 1: virginity stories because I just find them to be really 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,319 Speaker 1: awkward and really fun and I really want to get that, 11 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: like make my cheeks kind of warm and get a 12 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 1: little embarrassed love that. 13 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear yours, because I don't think 14 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 2: I ever have. 15 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: Did you not read my book before I hired you? 16 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: Was that a lie in the interview process? 17 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 3: I okay? 18 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 2: In the interview. 19 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 1: My favorite thing is when people are like, I have 20 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: not read your book, and I'm like, I am not offended. 21 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: I read my own mother hasn't read my book. 22 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 3: They're everywhere, though, What do you mean, Mom's no your book? 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, scattered all over the house. 24 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 2: It's a great read, and I'm not just saying that 25 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 2: it was an easy read. I read in two days, Shakra. 26 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: It was an easy read. But that's what I like, 27 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: I want. 28 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 3: We're not really in depth people. 29 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: Did we get a lot of people who felt free 30 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: enough to write in about their virginity experiences? 31 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 2: Yes, I will say I do see some darker ones. Dark. Well, 32 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 2: we understand that not everyone's you were if you had 33 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 2: a positive virginity experience, or even awkward or uncomfortable. But 34 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 2: like you, you know, we understand that not everyone is 35 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 2: blessed with a good first time story. But I think 36 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 2: in this bonus episode we'll focus on the lighter ones. 37 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 3: Yet that's solid. 38 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: Well, this is how I lost my virginity, beautiful you 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: in mind. The first time I ever touched a wiener 40 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: it was it scared me. 41 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 3: Same, it's scared me so much already. 42 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: And the way that I did it the red couch again, 43 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: he stood in the basement. 44 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 4: I'm not kidding you that things covered and come come covered. 45 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 4: And we gave it to the poor Mormon family behind us, 46 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 4: and they're just sitting on it right now as you. 47 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 2: Speak, covered in calm and shame. Yeah, this is a 48 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,399 Speaker 2: strong start. 49 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: To the. 50 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 3: You're still enjoying the red couch. 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,360 Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear so, I'm I'm laying down. And by 52 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: the way, my boyfriend was all of five to seven 53 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: at the time, but he was like star football player whatever, 54 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: So I let it slide. Yeah. I think it's called 55 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: a jersey chaser. But I was like laying. He was 56 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: on one side of the couch. It was like a 57 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: sectional and I had my head like towards his body 58 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: like this had. I put my hand back to touch it, 59 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,239 Speaker 1: and it felt small, smell, it felt. 60 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 2: Very very out or in the pants it was out. 61 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 3: It was out. I could never imagine just pulling it out. 62 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: And I'm sweating already. 63 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 3: I am so mustache. 64 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 2: Was it soft or was it wrecked? 65 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: Felt a little bit of wrecked, and it was like 66 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 1: I was just getting ready for you. It felt like 67 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: I was grabbing a cocktail, Wiener, and I was like, 68 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: very small. I never need to touch it again. 69 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 2: Ever, when you did that with your hands, you'll see 70 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 2: in the video it looked like you were grabbing a cocktail, Wiener. 71 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 2: I'm I'm humiliated. I'm so sorry. It's at picking a blanket. Yeah, 72 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 2: did you touch I didn't see it. I didn't see it. 73 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: I only touched removed and then handed him. 74 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 3: My goodness, you know it's bad just. 75 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: Like, let's not go there. But then I had like 76 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: a really fun losing my virginity experience different. 77 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 2: Oh good, oh, different one that you did not like. 78 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: One that I know, small wiener man. I did not 79 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: want to lose my virginity to him. 80 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 3: Sure did you only touch his wiener once? 81 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: Once? Never again? Never again? 82 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 2: And it didn't even seem like a firm grasp ladies 83 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 2: and gentlemen, And it was I couldn't look at the. 84 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: Size of these hands. You better come back in. I'm 85 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,600 Speaker 1: gonna put you to shame, like you could be packing 86 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: and once my hand gets near, it's like, sorry, buddy. 87 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:35,799 Speaker 5: It yeah yeah, so do you imagine that in your pants? 88 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 3: What a bother bother? 89 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay. So so where I actually lost my virginity 90 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: was to this man who was really hot. His dad 91 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: looked like the rock, so he looked like the offspring 92 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: of the rock, right he was someone Yeah, and he 93 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 1: was a twin. I'm sure everyone's to know I'm talking 94 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: about after this, everyone in your town, everyone in my 95 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: town yard. Really But it was a great experience, so 96 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: good for him and he we went to his bedroom, 97 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,599 Speaker 1: but I don't know, he had like this weird thing 98 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: with like red because the lights were red. The condom 99 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 1: was red hot. It was hot like strawberry. It was 100 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: my first time. He like set the mood. I let 101 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,239 Speaker 1: him know I will not be giving you a blow job. No, 102 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: I'm sure that was a really big turn on from 103 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: the jump. All the things that I'm not gonna. 104 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 4: Do just ready, and she's like, I'm not going to 105 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 4: do this, this or that. 106 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 3: What are we doing here? 107 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: Right? So we do the deed. Lil Wayne's lollipop comes on. 108 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 1: So that's what I'm being thrusted upon with listening to I. 109 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 3: Know. 110 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry Easton. Welcome to the give them allibi. 111 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 2: He'll be able to share yours. 112 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. I do and after 113 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: after you guys, because I didn't realize that the condom 114 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: was red. When he pulls it off, I see that 115 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 1: it's red, and he goes, that's because of you, and 116 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm like gushing blood like I'm dying, was 117 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: because of you. The reason because don't like your cherry 118 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: being poppable, Jessica. Don't make me explain any more than 119 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 1: I have to in front of my broad So that's 120 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 1: why that would. 121 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 2: Have been a hot line though if he pulled the 122 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,479 Speaker 2: condumn up and there was semen in there, and he 123 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 2: said that's because, well there was just because semen. 124 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 1: That's why one wears a condom to make sure it 125 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: goes into that. 126 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 2: But he said the red was because are you sure? 127 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. 128 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 2: I bawled because you're embarrassed. 129 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 1: I think I just felt very emotional about the fact 130 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: that I had just done. 131 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,240 Speaker 3: The room. 132 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: It makes me yeah, And so I went upstairs and 133 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 1: laid on the couch and watched Ratitude without him. Without him, 134 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,360 Speaker 1: he smoked weed with his friends and then came up 135 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,680 Speaker 1: and joined me, and I was like, he's such a 136 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: good guy. 137 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 3: So he's just plowing in his room and Homie's sitting 138 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 3: in the bed. When he comes down, he's. 139 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 2: You know, he said it too, you know, he's like. 140 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 3: He was walking. 141 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: I want to pretend that he didn't. I really liked him. 142 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: We lasted a long time, did seventeen to twenty. He 143 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 1: was my first like real boy like him. 144 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 3: I'm okay with the story. 145 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 2: Oh that's really sweet. And then after that did you 146 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 2: continue to just Oh? 147 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 6: Then we were like, though she's told me worse stories, 148 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 6: she's telling herself that can I tell you, though, My 149 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 6: friend has a really cool virginity story. 150 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: She was much older, meaning like twenty two, which I 151 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: think is like it's older. 152 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,720 Speaker 2: Yes, it's a good age to a smart age. 153 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 1: But I told her, I said, you need to be 154 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: careful because you've waited for so long that, like, just 155 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,679 Speaker 1: speaking from experience, you get ached when you have sex 156 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:08,239 Speaker 1: with somebody. Sure she lost her virginity to a very 157 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: well known actor. 158 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 2: Did she get attached? 159 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: I got a little attached. 160 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 2: She did, got a little attached to get attached to 161 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 2: that man. 162 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 3: I know, no another one in I mean. 163 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 2: He still is. Yeah, that's okay. 164 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: Yeah he likes some young It's fine. 165 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a revolving door of ladies. 166 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: Jessica, you want to talk to us about yours, because 167 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: it's going to be Mine was something else? 168 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:37,400 Speaker 2: Mine was I don't know. I don't know. I didn't 169 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 2: like it was cute. It was with my boyfriend. I was. 170 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 2: I was young. I wasn't like crazy young, but I 171 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 2: was young. I was a teen and. 172 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,439 Speaker 1: Could you drive a car? Yeah? We even so fucking 173 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 1: whack right now. I was young. I was like a teen. 174 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: I was like pretty young, Like what are you thirteen. 175 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: What are we talking? You could drive something that would 176 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,839 Speaker 1: drive a car. I could drive okay, good. 177 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 2: However, in my town you could drive at fifteen. I 178 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,840 Speaker 2: was driving the stick for sure, I know. Yeah, I 179 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 2: wasn't the stick only and it was in a tent. 180 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 2: It was after a high school party. I had alcohol, 181 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 2: That's what it was. I had alcohol in my system, 182 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,040 Speaker 2: and I feel like that's never because I'm just like, oh, 183 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 2: let's do it, and you don't really think about it. 184 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 2: And then the next morning I was like, did we 185 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,079 Speaker 2: and what was it? 186 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 1: Like? 187 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,320 Speaker 2: I don't really remember. It was fuzzy, but like, I 188 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,240 Speaker 2: know I wanted it. I know he did, so that 189 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 2: was great. And he was like he wasn't. Oh, and 190 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 2: this was another thing. His girlfriend before me, she was 191 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 2: super pretty and they had done a lot of sexual stuff. 192 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,640 Speaker 1: I can't remember if he's intimidating. 193 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 2: Yes, so they had done a lot of sexual stuff. 194 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:49,840 Speaker 2: I don't think he had lost his virginity, but she 195 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,920 Speaker 2: was very experienced. So then I felt like I had 196 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,520 Speaker 2: already been with him for a few months. We hadn't 197 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 2: done anything too crazy, and I was like I almost 198 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,200 Speaker 2: felt like obligated, Like you know, this is obviously not 199 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 2: the great greatest mindset. But I'm like, if I want 200 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 2: to like want to up her because I was competitive, 201 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 2: I need to have sex with him, and so you did. 202 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:13,200 Speaker 2: I did. However, after that, after the first like two 203 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,760 Speaker 2: to three times, then it was fun. But I feel 204 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 2: like we were really trying to get into the rhythm. 205 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 2: He like, I don't know, it was just like we weren't. 206 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,440 Speaker 2: The fact you said thrusting when you lost your virginity. 207 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 2: I do remember. I was like, you cannot move, like 208 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 2: it was almost like soaking of sorts because it hurts so. 209 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,079 Speaker 3: Bad, choking sort. 210 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: I hate that he just put it in and sat 211 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:38,719 Speaker 1: there with it. 212 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,680 Speaker 2: He just marinated, but he had to like, Okay, it 213 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,960 Speaker 2: was like this ladies and gentlemen. It was like and 214 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,599 Speaker 2: then I was like, I just took a couple of 215 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 2: breaths and then oh, okay, you could go in deeper. Okay, 216 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,120 Speaker 2: you could don't go in deeper. 217 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,320 Speaker 1: How big was this guy? 218 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 2: I mean, he was a decent He wasn't huge, but like. 219 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 3: A cucumber the way you're making this. 220 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,440 Speaker 2: Su I know he wasn't a giant cucumber, but I 221 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,679 Speaker 2: do remember I said, that's as far as you can 222 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 2: go and he's like, there's still like a little more and. 223 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 1: Was a. 224 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,719 Speaker 2: Base so funny. 225 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: This podcast is fucked up. 226 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,240 Speaker 2: I'm starting to sy was your boyfriend and we were 227 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,920 Speaker 2: together for like two three years. 228 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: You know what's really hard about that is when they've 229 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 1: been with someone who's experience but you're young. You're sitting 230 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 1: there and you're like, well, we have to have sex. 231 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 1: But then you realize like, oh, it's not just having sex, 232 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,720 Speaker 1: Like I've got to like reverse cowgirl on this motherfucker, 233 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: and like, yes, it gets like a lot. 234 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 2: Did you know that when a guy's on the bottom 235 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,240 Speaker 2: and a girl's on top, it's called cowgirl. 236 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, and then reverse cowgirls. 237 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 1: When you guys on bottom and the girls on top 238 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: it's called cowgirl yeah, and then reverse cowgirl when the 239 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 1: asses not know that. 240 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,319 Speaker 3: And then when the girl is laying on her you're sweet. 241 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: Missionary missionaries when you lay on your back. 242 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 2: Okay, So I thought your legonary was just if whether 243 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 2: what like I thought it was face to face guy 244 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,880 Speaker 2: on top or girl on top that it's basically no, 245 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,280 Speaker 2: I'm dead serious. Someone said cowgirl to me and I 246 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,600 Speaker 2: was like, you mean reverse cowgirl and she was like no, 247 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 2: cowgirl like I was on top and I. 248 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,440 Speaker 3: Was like, you need to watch more porn. 249 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,400 Speaker 2: I know, I guess I don't love porn. 250 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,080 Speaker 1: Well that's good. 251 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 2: I don't love it. I don't love it. 252 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: Am I allowed to ask? 253 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 2: Don't call it? 254 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 1: Are you technically my employee? 255 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 3: Right now? 256 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,240 Speaker 1: What are our friends saying? Okay? 257 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,439 Speaker 2: Wait, Eastern story? 258 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 1: Do I really mean? 259 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,440 Speaker 2: I was dying to hear Eastern? How do you lose 260 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 2: your virginia? And did you come quick? Of course you 261 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:49,640 Speaker 2: did have. 262 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 3: Every time I have some feeling like it's the first time. 263 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:55,439 Speaker 1: Really, stop saying that you're never going to get laid. 264 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:56,840 Speaker 3: I never do. So what's the point? 265 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,640 Speaker 1: I feel like you don't try. 266 00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 3: I do not. 267 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,439 Speaker 2: No, you don't try. 268 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 1: Right now? 269 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,560 Speaker 2: How how long did it take you to ejaculate in 270 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,319 Speaker 2: your condom? Fingers crossed your I did. 271 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,640 Speaker 4: Wear a condom, I don't know, probably like five ten minutes. 272 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 3: I wasn't really like looking at a watch watch. I 273 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 3: was just oh my god, this is happening, this is great. 274 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,960 Speaker 2: Five ten minutes is not quick at all. 275 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: I think that's not it then, because you think it is. 276 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was at a party in a random bedroom, 277 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,040 Speaker 4: and then we went home were. 278 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 2: You drinking, Yes, okay, went home to the red couch, 279 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,839 Speaker 2: well to the red couch, and the door didn't shut. 280 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:35,880 Speaker 3: All the way in the room, like the lock was broken. 281 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,560 Speaker 4: I think I said this, and the door was barely creaked, 282 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 4: and then I looked back and it was creaked more. 283 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 4: And I look at my phone, and my dad text me, 284 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,839 Speaker 4: he goes, you better not be doing what it looks 285 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 4: like you're doing. 286 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,000 Speaker 1: You watch a story before that was was the loss 287 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: of the virginity? 288 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 4: But no, it was like the second time, like I 289 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 4: it was, I lost it at the party and then 290 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 4: we both went back, so I've already it was. 291 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really positive You had sex twice in 292 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 2: one night? 293 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:01,960 Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you? 294 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 2: Okay? 295 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 3: I just wanted to get going. 296 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 2: Did you splooge both times? I hate that word? 297 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,439 Speaker 3: Yeah? 298 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 4: Really well yeah, so shock like yeah, he came. 299 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,720 Speaker 1: Did you not have back to back with your boyfriend? 300 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 2: Not the same night? No, I needed like slow. 301 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: In high school? 302 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 2: Did I have sex twice the same night I lost 303 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,239 Speaker 2: my virginity? No? 304 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,040 Speaker 1: Just in general? In general? 305 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 5: Oh, of course I was so horny, like at Taylor's house. Yeah, 306 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 5: I'd slept with a girl in like the movie theater 307 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,240 Speaker 5: we'd walk out and then I'd be horny in five 308 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 5: minutes and under yeah, like in his movie theater. 309 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 1: Okay, beautiful, I think so that was yes, my dad, 310 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: he was just hearing scene. 311 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 6: He chose to walk down to make sure his son 312 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 6: was okay at the car, the car's home. 313 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 1: Okay. What are our friends saying? Okay? 314 00:14:54,720 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 2: Lots of virginity stories stories okay, oh okay, So this 315 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 2: is what I put just so you know, how did 316 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 2: you lose your virginity? And or if you could go 317 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,960 Speaker 2: back in time and change anything about that experience, what 318 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 2: would it be. Do you have anything to say to 319 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 2: your story? 320 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: You would have picked a different girl? No, I thought 321 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 1: that mine was really fun and I was sober because 322 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: I didn't drink at the time. 323 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 2: Okay, that's nice. I would have waited until maybe a 324 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 2: little older, because I didn't know my body and I 325 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,480 Speaker 2: was rushing through it and I was doing it for competition. However, 326 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:31,560 Speaker 2: I won. I love you so much, I love you 327 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 2: very naive and he was my boyfriend. But I wish 328 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 2: I would have saved it for someone else. That's someone okay. 329 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 1: But not until marriage? Right? Are people still doing that? 330 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 3: Really? 331 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,560 Speaker 4: Could you imagine getting married and then sleeping with her 332 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 4: and be like, oh my gosh, she's a dead fish. 333 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't imagine. It sounds horrible, But what. 334 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,200 Speaker 2: I think that's rare because I think like there was 335 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,800 Speaker 2: a bacherette who was saving herself for marriage. You kind 336 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,960 Speaker 2: of I'm not speaking for everyone, but a lot of 337 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 2: people do everything. So you're like dry humping. You can 338 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 2: tell their energy, you can see the way they would 339 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 2: like respectfully ride the dick, you know. 340 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, but what if he throws off your pH balance? 341 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: What if your chemistries are off, like the fluids just 342 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:14,920 Speaker 1: don't flow. 343 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 2: I've never had that happen, and I've had sex with 344 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 2: hundreds and hundreds just kidding out, had sex with eleven people. 345 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 1: Just because a big whore. 346 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,800 Speaker 2: At eighteen in the back of my boyfriend's car. I 347 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,000 Speaker 2: feel like, I'm shocked none of us was in a car. 348 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,400 Speaker 2: Don't you think that's common? 349 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, because most people aren't allowed home. 350 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 1: Yes, oh you're young, you're young. Yeah, doing it in 351 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 1: a car is hard to lose. The virginity already being 352 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: like I don't really know what I'm doing, yeah, and 353 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,760 Speaker 1: then being in such a confined space. 354 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 3: I know there's no leg placement. 355 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 1: No, unless you got unless you lay the seats down, 356 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 1: or you're going sixty on the highway. 357 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:09,600 Speaker 2: Like you you on top of your man speed, I cannot. 358 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 2: She's like, it's bart in a car. Yeah, when you're 359 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,160 Speaker 2: going sixty. 360 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 3: Down the road, you're trying to see where you're going. Ma'am, 361 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 3: Well you should have been. 362 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,199 Speaker 1: Well that's alcohol for you. 363 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 3: Oh beautiful juicy. 364 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:30,600 Speaker 7: Goosey oh No, on a trip talk about bombs on 365 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,160 Speaker 7: a trampoline with a senior when I was a sophomore, 366 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,360 Speaker 7: and then it sounds fun, but then she said, never 367 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 7: should have done it. 368 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:43,760 Speaker 1: No, tramps would be terrible, like a waterbed for sure. 369 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,840 Speaker 1: This woman that I know through someone else, But she 370 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,359 Speaker 1: was really fun and very open about her sexual experiences, 371 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,280 Speaker 1: but they didn't feel like too much like shoved down 372 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,480 Speaker 1: your throat. She would just kind of like talk about 373 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,639 Speaker 1: her life and it was so hysterical. And she's got 374 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,639 Speaker 1: this like sexy factor to her. She wears like glasses, 375 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,959 Speaker 1: but it's like hot librarian. 376 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:03,199 Speaker 2: Do I know who this is? 377 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 1: Because I think I think you know exactly's hottest hot librarian. 378 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,200 Speaker 1: And she used to be not sober. Now she's been 379 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: sober for quite some time. But she was standing in 380 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,720 Speaker 1: her apartment building, like on her balcony, and she looked 381 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: down and saw, as she described, a large man, an 382 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:28,479 Speaker 1: oversized man, and in her head she said, I have 383 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: to fuck him. She went through this phase of like 384 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 1: I needed to fuck like little people, obese men. She 385 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Speaker 1: was like anybody and everything I had, like I would 386 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 1: wonder what it was like to fuck them. She also 387 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 1: randomly would walk up to men and slap them. 388 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 2: She liked doing, Okay, don't love this slap, but I 389 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,639 Speaker 2: think that's so fun. 390 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: So she screamed down, hey, come up to my apartment. 391 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,159 Speaker 2: Was she fucked up? 392 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:02,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh she's sober. Now he comes up, he does, yeah, 393 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 1: of course she's hot, and he like. She's like, I 394 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,560 Speaker 1: told him to like take his clothes off because I'm 395 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,160 Speaker 1: gonna fuck you if that's okay with you, Like consent 396 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:17,320 Speaker 1: very important. He gave it, and she said she had 397 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,679 Speaker 1: to dig for it and find it. But she was 398 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,159 Speaker 1: into it the whole thing. She was like, I was 399 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,919 Speaker 1: into the whole thing. She was like, but once I 400 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,760 Speaker 1: was on top, she said, it was a very hard 401 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,439 Speaker 1: because it was very trampolineish. 402 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 2: For waterbed of sorts. 403 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: So no one, no one busted a nut, No one completed, 404 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:42,640 Speaker 1: but I assume that similar guy. 405 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,960 Speaker 3: I was just thinking, well, especially if. 406 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 1: She's implementing the slaps. I don't know she went through. 407 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 2: You know what if if she's if she's doing the slaps, 408 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 2: I'm I. 409 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 3: Forget, I'm having sex. 410 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,680 Speaker 2: I start fighting back, having organ right, yeah, yeah, I 411 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,639 Speaker 2: start jiu jitsuing her ass right then again turns sexual 412 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 2: aggressive sexual. It would be a whole mess. 413 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,680 Speaker 1: It sounds like it was a mess. But I respect 414 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,360 Speaker 1: her for trying to try. 415 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:20,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I respect him being down upstairs. He's a man. 416 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 3: Though. I was like, why are women yelling? 417 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,959 Speaker 1: Come fuck me? I think, all right, you know, it 418 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,840 Speaker 1: is a little unfair. 419 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,880 Speaker 3: It sucks, like what timing. I never get it. 420 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,720 Speaker 2: If there was a hot man, Lalla kent you're out 421 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 2: and about, there's a hot like ten out of ten, 422 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 2: just stunning. 423 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: You're like, right now, am I pregnant? 424 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 2: No? 425 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,560 Speaker 1: If it's right now, I'm pregnant. 426 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,120 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so not pregnant. This is a year, you've 427 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 2: already had the baby. You feel good about your body, 428 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,280 Speaker 2: and he's out. You're at the grocery store and you're 429 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 2: just shopping. He goes you are stunning. I would really 430 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 2: love to have sex with you right now. I will 431 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 2: show you my I just got tested. I'm safe, I'm clean. 432 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,400 Speaker 2: But PA and I can work it. 433 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:12,119 Speaker 1: I just don't think anyone who's worth fucking or having 434 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 1: would ever approach me in the grocery store like that 435 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,439 Speaker 1: and offer the clean STD. But if he did, But 436 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: if he did, is my mom home? No? 437 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,120 Speaker 2: He wants to take you back to his house. 438 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm getting okay. 439 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 2: Fine, he wants to go to your house and your 440 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 2: mom one's there, kids are gone, kids are gone, aren't there? 441 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,640 Speaker 4: Sure, let's show so then he can go know where 442 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 4: you live and then come back and murder you there. 443 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,320 Speaker 1: Well, I think this is perfect scenario. He's not going 444 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 1: to murder me obviously, right. You need to the rules 445 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 1: of the game have to be clearly stated before you 446 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:47,760 Speaker 1: offer the question. 447 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,400 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's not fair that I. 448 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,640 Speaker 1: Have a six pack my body back. No one's home, 449 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,400 Speaker 1: but he could kill you like no, I'm good, thank. 450 00:21:55,240 --> 00:22:01,080 Speaker 2: You, Okay, okay, okay, my handy d vibrater. Hey, that 451 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,400 Speaker 2: that thing doesn't work. 452 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,040 Speaker 1: I had to change the vibrator drawer because my daughter 453 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 1: found it. 454 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 2: I hate this and put it in her mouth. 455 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:15,399 Speaker 1: Oh my god, they need to be a Yes, they 456 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,720 Speaker 1: need to be above. I did hand them out. I 457 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,880 Speaker 1: got so many that I started handing them out as gifts. 458 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,240 Speaker 2: Oh, I got a vibrator gift. It's a great vibrator, 459 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 2: by the way. I got a little one though. 460 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,159 Speaker 1: Chipped like you from me. 461 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, you gave it to me. Actually know, Lisa gave 462 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 2: it to me. 463 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 1: She said, we have. 464 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 2: I said, Lisa, do you have one? She said, I sure. 465 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 1: She gave one to your roommates sister too Easton. 466 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 3: Oh good for her. 467 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,120 Speaker 1: All right, men, could you eat? 468 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,160 Speaker 2: Do you not have a flashlight of sorts? 469 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,200 Speaker 3: No, it's beautiful right and left? 470 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,199 Speaker 2: Oh ouch, you crust. 471 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 4: Yes, I'm getting in there lighting candles. Alright, I could 472 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,719 Speaker 4: get one out. Let's get the demons out of here. 473 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 4: It's just a quick rubbin tug. 474 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 3: Baby. 475 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,200 Speaker 2: Guys are sick, I like candle. 476 00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,639 Speaker 1: You got to set the mood, baby, Okay, well, I 477 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,119 Speaker 1: don't know because I kind. 478 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,640 Speaker 4: Of guy, and do it? You come and then you're 479 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,800 Speaker 4: like you guys are flower pedals candles. 480 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 3: I feel very weird right now. 481 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,479 Speaker 2: Do you ever watch porn and come and then regret 482 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:10,840 Speaker 2: the porn? 483 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 1: You watch No, I heard it out. 484 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:13,920 Speaker 2: I've heard that's a thing. 485 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta get it off the phone. 486 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 2: That's like you get off on like self loathing kind 487 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,919 Speaker 2: of No, it's like you want to get spicy and 488 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,159 Speaker 2: push the boundaries. And I've heard from multiple men that 489 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,120 Speaker 2: like they just like start looking up shit and get 490 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 2: into it and then they watch this porn that they're 491 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,719 Speaker 2: like shock they're watching and when they get off to it, 492 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,400 Speaker 2: and then afterwards they're like, what the. 493 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:33,040 Speaker 1: Fuck am I watching? 494 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 3: That's why we call it coming to our senses. 495 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,560 Speaker 1: I love that. 496 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:45,120 Speaker 2: Oh okay, fun at oh at sixteen with my boyfriend 497 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,480 Speaker 2: of three years, Even though he dumped me a week later, 498 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,399 Speaker 2: I don't regret it. 499 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 1: That guy's a piece of shit. 500 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,760 Speaker 2: But you know what, maybe maybe she was bad and 501 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,320 Speaker 2: better and deserve No, I'm just kidding. 502 00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:02,120 Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidd you know what. What do they say, 503 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 1: why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? 504 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 2: My dad used to say that. 505 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, Dad's like to say that. 506 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 3: I've never heard that. 507 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,160 Speaker 2: I hope my parents don't listen to this episode. They'll 508 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,800 Speaker 2: be so ashamed, Mom and dad. 509 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,800 Speaker 4: I've heard a lot of people say hookers are cheaper 510 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:22,440 Speaker 4: than getting married, though, so maybe. 511 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,280 Speaker 3: I'll choose that route. I don't know. 512 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad always said if it flies, floats or 513 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:31,680 Speaker 1: fox rent it. And he was a happily married man 514 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,120 Speaker 1: who owned a boat. We weren't rich enough to own 515 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:38,240 Speaker 1: a jet. But he only abided by one of those things. 516 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:38,920 Speaker 3: We hope. 517 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,959 Speaker 1: I don't want to know if he was on Ashley 518 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,639 Speaker 1: Madison or not. 519 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,479 Speaker 2: I refuse the way. I got an update that that 520 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 2: is still a thriving website. 521 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, are you kidding me? Okay, who wouldn't want 522 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 1: to throw mahogany out the window? Fuck this marriage? 523 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,679 Speaker 3: I don't want mahogany. 524 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:03,600 Speaker 2: Oh my god, it would Oh. I get okay with 525 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 2: my first and current boyfriend still together after ten years, 526 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,920 Speaker 2: but I wish I had known it would be painful 527 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,520 Speaker 2: and gross. I wonder what she means by gross, bloody 528 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,320 Speaker 2: and no semen? I bet or bloody. 529 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,080 Speaker 3: Well, she knows she's milking the cow. You're going to 530 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,880 Speaker 3: get the milk, do you know that? 531 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,680 Speaker 2: Though I don't know if I knew everything about semen, 532 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 2: I did not get this at my sex talk was 533 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,800 Speaker 2: you know, might not have sex till you're married. 534 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,120 Speaker 1: My friend who lost her virginity to the cool big 535 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:36,560 Speaker 1: guy literally just asked me the other day, did you 536 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,399 Speaker 1: know that our bodies don't absorb all the come that 537 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,679 Speaker 1: it can drip out of you? I'm like, yes, I 538 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 1: did know this. 539 00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,280 Speaker 3: I'm a weaking fossis. 540 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,440 Speaker 1: If you're thirty five, how did you not know this? 541 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,360 Speaker 1: I can't you know what? You didn't know this? This 542 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,360 Speaker 1: is where my mind goes. You didn't know this because 543 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:59,440 Speaker 1: you practice save sex and I appreciate that until recently. 544 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,640 Speaker 3: Or maybe a swallower. 545 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 2: It would be a big swallower. Open that throat right 546 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:04,960 Speaker 2: on up. 547 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,720 Speaker 1: By the way, I will say this, since we're on 548 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: the topic of this, If you are fighting blemishes, semen 549 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,520 Speaker 1: is a good spot treatment. 550 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,600 Speaker 2: A man told her that and she fell for it. 551 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,080 Speaker 1: No, it actually does work. 552 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 2: Are you serious? Have you tried it? 553 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,920 Speaker 1: Yeah? I have not, and I no longer need it. 554 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 2: Do you have any extra sperm from the donor? Because 555 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,840 Speaker 2: I would like to put that in my fridge to 556 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 2: use on my files. 557 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,639 Speaker 1: But I'd really appreciate if I could use them for 558 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:37,240 Speaker 1: my future children and not very. 559 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,280 Speaker 3: Very expensive. 560 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,000 Speaker 1: Okay, we have time for one more. 561 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,040 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you guys, Sorry, this was fun. But there's 562 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:49,080 Speaker 2: so many great stories. Oh, I think I talked to John. 563 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 2: I talked to the producers, and we're gonna start sharing screenshots, 564 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,400 Speaker 2: so I'll share a few of these. Good Okay, Oh, 565 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 2: I actually waited until my wedding night I was twenty. 566 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 2: I wouldn't necessarily change anything. 567 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 1: Twenty is very young to be getting married. I'm more 568 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 1: fixated on that. 569 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:07,920 Speaker 3: I know. 570 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:12,119 Speaker 1: I don't think she's drinking. I think she's maybe a 571 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 1: part of some church. 572 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,959 Speaker 2: Maybe my mom and dad got married in nineteen and twenty, 573 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,440 Speaker 2: but they were going into the Air Force. 574 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:23,400 Speaker 1: Well maybe that's yours and strict Catholic. Catholic drink wine, right. 575 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 2: My mom said she was at her wedding and she 576 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,439 Speaker 2: was like sneaking up to the bar, and my grandpa 577 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 2: was like, we paid for the bar. You can have 578 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,280 Speaker 2: a drink. It's your wedding. And she was like, okay, yeah. 579 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,359 Speaker 1: Oh that's so fun. And they're probably still married. 580 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 2: That Carl shouldn't say. 581 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,159 Speaker 1: It sounds like I'm happily married. It sounds like I 582 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: waited until I got married I was twenty and we're 583 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 1: still together. 584 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of great stories. A ton of cars, A 585 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,320 Speaker 2: ton of cars, trucks. But that makes sense, That makes sense. 586 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,880 Speaker 1: You know what. However, however, you get the job done. 587 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 3: Get a nut when you got to get a nut, 588 00:27:59,160 --> 00:27:59,800 Speaker 3: we're just all. 589 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 1: Scol else trying to get a nut. 590 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 2: Lala podcast, squirrels trying to get a nut. 591 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,960 Speaker 3: Just go home on this week. 592 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 1: Just thank you guys for listening to another episode of 593 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,399 Speaker 1: the bonus episode of Give Them Ala Podcast. That was 594 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:19,560 Speaker 1: a mouthful, but another bonus episode of the Give Them 595 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:24,879 Speaker 1: Alla podcast. Reminder, bonus episodes air on Monday's Video on 596 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,919 Speaker 1: YouTube drop same day. Regular episodes of Give Them Laala 597 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:34,879 Speaker 1: drop Wednesday, and those videos drop on YouTube Utah YouTube 598 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,480 Speaker 1: on Fridays at nine am Pacific ten. I will catch 599 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: you guys on Wednesday