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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Careful who you trust. It's

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. You can trust us. Except when you

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Speaker 1: do a job like this and you have a radio show,

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Speaker 1: there's all kinds of people that work on it. We

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Speaker 1: have a bunch of producers. We have our executive producer

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Speaker 1: Brad top Gun Nolan Tom top Gun because he likes

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Speaker 1: to fly and he'll tell you about that about and

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Speaker 1: right before the segment he was like, Hey, we're not

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Speaker 1: going to do the other thing. I need to do

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Speaker 1: something right now. We just have to trust me. We

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Speaker 1: have to do something. So I don't know what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: Brad top Gun Nolan, He's in here, and what do

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Speaker 1: we have to do right now? What is going to hands?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry. So me and the team of producers here

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Speaker 1: spend a lot of time listening to your beautiful voices.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we gather those voices together and we make them drunk.

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Speaker 1: So we have got audio clips for you to listen

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Speaker 1: to and react to. And I think it's going to

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Speaker 1: be greatly Okay. I don't think you guys have done

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Speaker 1: this since I started here. I don't think so we

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Speaker 1: haven't a lot of times. The scaphones are just going

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Speaker 1: and people are recording and we don't even know that

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Speaker 1: they recording in the other room, and then something will

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Speaker 1: happen like this, and they go, remember when you said?

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Speaker 1: And then we played the audio on the show, and

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Speaker 1: you're like, I forgot that I said that, And why

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Speaker 1: did I ever say that? What is wrong with me?

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Speaker 1: Why would I say that? With a microphone is recording on.

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Speaker 1: So that's what you've got for us today. Okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: The first one I think we should do has to

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Speaker 1: do with butts. Butts, Yes, it is this audio here

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Speaker 1: here we go and we were shocked. There's a ton

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Speaker 1: of video of Cardi B talking about how to clean

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Speaker 1: your booty on the internet. Agree with Cardi B. That's

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Speaker 1: I actually use her technique to clean mind. Why it's

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Speaker 1: not like it's not like deep in there, like I

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Speaker 1: just give a little blunk, just a little blunk. I

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Speaker 1: just get a little lad knuckled deep. Well, no, I

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Speaker 1: know what you like? You know what? They slowed down

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Speaker 1: the audio to make it sound even worse. And I

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Speaker 1: didn't say that when I didn't think we're recording. I

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Speaker 1: did that live on there. I know that's how I

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Speaker 1: clean it, just a little bit of a boop and

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Speaker 1: it gets to just make sure everything's clean. Yeah. The

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Speaker 1: next one it has to do with something very simple,

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Speaker 1: and that's water. Water. Okay, look, if water gets things wet,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't water get itself wet? Right? If I have honey

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Speaker 1: on my hands, probably getting in the honeypot when I shouldn't. Comparison,

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Speaker 1: if my head honey on my hands and I touched myself,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting honey on myself. So the same thing. So

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Speaker 1: if the water's wet, it's touching itself right now. Because

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Speaker 1: it's water, it's kind of formless, so it's all over

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Speaker 1: the place. It's all over itself. That's getting itself. What

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Speaker 1: that is a weird conversation here slowed down weird normal speed,

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Speaker 1: but really weird slowed down. That is an intoxicated jewel

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Speaker 1: on a Saturday after a failed home hand in the

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Speaker 1: honeypot too much and just to bring them on nicely

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Speaker 1: and cleanly. I think it's important to have Christian be

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Speaker 1: a part of this God. Let's just go over some

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Speaker 1: dating different bars, and I saw the same guy in

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Speaker 1: both places, and both times we were just no, he

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Speaker 1: did not have a dadbod, but we were looking at

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Speaker 1: each other. We were making y contacts and we were

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Speaker 1: doing it with our eyes basically when it's another bar.

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Speaker 1: A couple hours later, the same guy was there. We

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Speaker 1: kept making the eye contact, didn't say anything. You know

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Speaker 1: what I did. I just did this. You just pointed

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Speaker 1: out and I'll just pointed, and that I think is

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Speaker 1: from the night it happened his friends went down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's funny you say that, Alex. I literally said, wait,

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Speaker 1: did we slow this one down? And of course we

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Speaker 1: can't leave the Queen of the Jewil Show out when

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Speaker 1: she is hungry. This is the worst thing because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you're dealing with people who are angry. Why is this

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Speaker 1: such a problem for me to get the correct food?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, basically that's my wrong move and my wrong

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Speaker 1: order and my wrong sound and my wrongs trendy and

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Speaker 1: all of that freaking bs. Like, I just my protection

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Speaker 1: spells aren't working. And Natalie's genre is Alex Fresh Saturday Night.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get someone. Seriously, God, that was good.

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Speaker 1: I heard. You can follow the show on social media

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Speaker 1: at the Jewels Show, follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh. At that I'm at Christian Gray snow,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Brad Nolan and your phone preank happens every

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Speaker 1: single hour on the twenties. The next one is coming up,

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Speaker 1: waters wet, The next one's coming up in just a

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