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Speaker 1: presents to some Christmas Hello. Hi is this Sean? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who's this? Hey Sean? How are you? My name is

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Speaker 1: Seth mckarey. And I was looking to hire some party

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Speaker 1: entertainment for this weekend. And I heard you do that

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff. Uh yeah, I mean I don't really

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Speaker 1: have an official business. It's kind of just like a

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Speaker 1: side thing that I do. But who referred you? How

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Speaker 1: did you hear about me? Oh? One of my friends.

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Speaker 1: They said they actually hired you to do their kids

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Speaker 1: party a while back. And I was looking to hire

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Speaker 1: an entertainer for this Saturday night, this coming Saturday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you're available. Yeah, I mean, you know, it all

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Speaker 1: depends on the time. You know what kind of party? Well,

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Speaker 1: what sort of things do you do? I mean I

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Speaker 1: have costumes? They got like an Elmo cost booty from

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Speaker 1: toy stories. Oh no, Iron Man, Spider Man, we Captain

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Speaker 1: Jack Sparrow and stuff like that. Well, you had me

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Speaker 1: at Iron Man and Spider Man. That's great, good, all right,

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Speaker 1: So tell me a little bit more about the event.

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Speaker 1: Is it kid's birthday party? You know what it's a

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Speaker 1: party for. It's a pretty big kid. I guess you

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Speaker 1: could say, you mean like a teenager or something. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: well big teenager, I guess, full disclosure, it is for me.

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Speaker 1: What is it your birthday? No? I just I didn't

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Speaker 1: have any plans for Saturday night and I wanted somebody

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Speaker 1: to come over and entertain me. So I figure I'll

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Speaker 1: give you a call. You want this for just you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like are you having friends over? No? Just me. Look,

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Speaker 1: I do this for kids and like pre teams. I

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Speaker 1: don't really have this to hang out with adults, or

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Speaker 1: hang out with one adults for that matter. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: not to hang out with it's to entertain. And I'm

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Speaker 1: willing to pay a lot. Well what's a lot? Five

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Speaker 1: bucks an hour for Spider Man just to hang out

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Speaker 1: with you, just as Spider Man for five hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: an hour? Yep? Are you serious about that? I am

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Speaker 1: completely serious. I mean, what are you looking for me

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Speaker 1: to do for that much money? I want you to

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Speaker 1: tell me what you think I'm going to be doing

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Speaker 1: when I come hang out with just you. Okay, sis man,

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Speaker 1: here's what I thought about. So I would like you

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Speaker 1: to share up about seven pm in your spidy suit.

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Speaker 1: All right. I'll be in my kitchen tied up and

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Speaker 1: I'll be screaming Spider Man, please help me. And then

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Speaker 1: that's when you break through a window and save the day.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious about this? Are you really serious about this? Serious?

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Speaker 1: It's something I've always wanted to do. Cash up front, Yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 1: Of course I can Venmoya or whatever before you even

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Speaker 1: get there. But I had a few other ideas too.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know, man, because this is already way

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Speaker 1: beyond out of the normal for what I do with

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Speaker 1: this side business, you know. But like I said, I'll

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Speaker 1: pay a lot, and after we do the Spider Man thing,

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Speaker 1: then maybe just one time you could throw on that

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Speaker 1: Iron Man suit and when we could jello wrestle. Dude,

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Speaker 1: that's getting a little crap. I'm not jumping in jello

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Speaker 1: with my suits that I paid good money for it.

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Speaker 1: I'll buy you a new suit and I'll raise it

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Speaker 1: to a thousand bucks an hour. I mean, can we

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Speaker 1: make it six hundred? But I don't have to get

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Speaker 1: in the jello. Well, I think that's the thing. I

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Speaker 1: really want to wrestle a jello up. Iron Man. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna pay me one thousand dollars to do those things? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we'll videotape it. Yeah. Now listen, we're not videotaping anything. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: what if I raised it to fifteen hundred dollars an hour?

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Speaker 1: Be honest about this, cash Man, you better be upfront

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Speaker 1: with this one percent. Like I said, I'll pay you beforehand.

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Speaker 1: And this isn't a scam, right, No, I just want

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Speaker 1: to think it'd be a really fun evening. I mean, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: fifteen hundred cash in hand, Yeah, great, let's let's do it. Awesome.

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Speaker 1: And then of course we're gonna have to shower together

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Speaker 1: to rinse off all that jello. What, No, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that two thousand dollars an hour. I'm

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Speaker 1: not even doing that for two thousand. You drive a

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Speaker 1: hard bargain. Three thousand dollars an hour. I am I

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Speaker 1: showering naked with you or in the Iron Man's suit.

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Speaker 1: In the Iron Man suit, I think is fine. So

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Speaker 1: I don't have to get naked. Oh, why would you

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Speaker 1: want to do that? That's weird. So three grand an hour.

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Speaker 1: Dress up as Spider Man, I'm through the window untie you,

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Speaker 1: then Iron Man Jello wrestling, and then you want to

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Speaker 1: shower with me while I'm wearing the Iron Man suit. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do I have to touch you a lot? Uh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping you won't touch me at all. Good. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what ideas you're getting here, but I gotta say,

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Speaker 1: if you're going down that road with me, I'm you're

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Speaker 1: not interested? Now, great, because I'm not either. So all

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Speaker 1: that for three grand an hour? Yeah? You know what? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go for it. You gotta deal, You're gonna you're

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Speaker 1: gonna do it? Yes? Yeah, really, yeah, you gotta deal. Man.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna pay me that much money, let's make

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Speaker 1: it happen. Just don't tell anybody about this, all right?

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Speaker 1: Well my friends don't tell anybody. Yeah, that's gonna be

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Speaker 1: hard to do because this is actually a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, Yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your friend Rob set you up. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: This was all a joke. Your friend Rob emailed me

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Speaker 1: and said that you'd do anything for money. You wanted

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Speaker 1: me to put it into the test, and I guess

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Speaker 1: he was right. Although now I kind of want to

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Speaker 1: do it for that much cash, I still want it

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