Speaker 1: Hell, We suck at being newlyweds with Dean Aungler, Haylen Lurkey,
Speaker 1: and Jared Haven an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new.
Speaker 3: Episode of Suck, Suck, Sucking and Sucking More.
Speaker 2: This is your host.
Speaker 3: This is your host, Dean Sucky Bell, joined by Kaylen
Speaker 3: sucker Bell and Jared's sucky Mcsuckerson Haven and Jared Jared
Speaker 3: sucks in more ways than one this week?
Speaker 2: Do you wanna do you guys want to take a
Speaker 2: gander of what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: What happened this week fantasy football?
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: I went into I went into Monday Night with a
Speaker 3: fifteen point deficit and I justin Herbert and Keenan Allen.
Speaker 4: Let's just beed this up.
Speaker 3: By saying that you're slowing us down and Keenan Allen
Speaker 3: and they got me maybe sixteen points and I won
Speaker 3: by just just.
Speaker 2: The hair of my chin. So we have to have
Speaker 2: you now do something. We now have to have you
Speaker 2: do something.
Speaker 4: The podcast listeners choose the punishment, Yes they should.
Speaker 3: Yep, they should, because I'm not creative enough to choose something.
Speaker 2: But it needs to be embarrassing. But like not so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: So should they send emails or comment on the Instagram?
Speaker 1: How should we dictate what I think?
Speaker 3: What we should I think, what we should do. I'll
Speaker 3: ask for some for a video of this right here. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: listeners of suck Nation out there, if you could please
Speaker 3: send some ideas for Jared's punishment for fantasy football. Make
Speaker 3: it make it bad bad, make it real bad, but
Speaker 3: also make it light and fun, and make it make
Speaker 3: it something that he'll actually do, because sometimes people make
Speaker 3: it so bad that no one would ever actually do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, post yourself naked. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: want a sexual harassment case.
Speaker 2: And just one.
Speaker 3: He just lost one game. It's not like he lost
Speaker 3: the whole league, so it can't be that bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, let's get into this riveting episode because Kaitlin,
Speaker 3: obviously he's talking about fantasy football.
Speaker 5: I do, I do. I'm in fantasy football. It's just
Speaker 5: not that interesting to me. I don't know how interesting
Speaker 5: it is to our listeners.
Speaker 4: Some news with Dean.
Speaker 5: We are in Carmel right now, and Dean's been pretty
Speaker 5: uh oh, debilitated.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be real cranky today I just been on
Speaker 3: the phone with insurance for probably collective four hours over
Speaker 3: the past two days, and.
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 1: I know you hate insurance, but what is the route?
Speaker 1: Because I saw this.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's why I need to talk to insurance to help
Speaker 3: me figure it out.
Speaker 2: But you can't.
Speaker 1: You need to go to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I need to do that, but then.
Speaker 4: Our deductible is so high, so charge me.
Speaker 3: I can't go to urgent care because in an urgent,
Speaker 3: urgent care can't refer you to an orthopedist.
Speaker 4: They said that, we don't know if it's true.
Speaker 2: It's so frustrating I am.
Speaker 5: Anyways, he's been having this like crazy pain. He's been
Speaker 5: talking to doctors. He had an appointment scheduled after like
Speaker 5: five hours on the phone, they called it. I'm literally
Speaker 5: right before this podcast, and they were like, sorry, we
Speaker 5: didn't assign, you didn't work out, You're we're canceling your appointment.
Speaker 5: And he is in the most excruciating amount of pain,
Speaker 5: Like when it hits, he's just shaking and I feel
Speaker 5: so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 3: It's so weird because it like comes and goes, like
Speaker 3: right now it hurts a little bit, but I would
Speaker 3: say for like sixteen to eighteen hours a day, don't
Speaker 3: even notice it. But then there's like six hours where
Speaker 3: it's the most excruciating pain in my life, and it
Speaker 3: just throbs and throbs and throbs, and every time it throbs,
Speaker 3: it's like sends me into the stratosphere in terms of pain.
Speaker 3: It is the most painful thing I've ever experienced. It
Speaker 3: started on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Started on Sundays. It's arounday four Wednesday, So day four
Speaker 1: you're still experiencing excrucating pain. How often does it happen
Speaker 1: per day?
Speaker 3: It probably like three times a day, for like an
Speaker 3: hour at a time, three or four times for an
Speaker 3: hour at a time. Yeah, it's like literally is insane.
Speaker 3: I feel like such a whimp too, because I'm like,
Speaker 3: why is this her?
Speaker 2: How can I make it?
Speaker 3: And so like Kaylyn got me a heating pad, I've
Speaker 3: got my their gun, and like that helps a lot,
Speaker 3: but it's still is like like insufferable, and I have
Speaker 3: no idea what it is and I can't make an
Speaker 3: appointment to get it looked at.
Speaker 2: Because you feel like a baby.
Speaker 1: Because my assumption is that you can handle pain pretty well.
Speaker 1: Some things that you've gone through previously, which makes me
Speaker 1: feel like you're in a decent amount of pain if
Speaker 1: it's really bothering you. So is this the leg that
Speaker 1: you broke? What do we think the issue?
Speaker 3: So there's a couple things that I think it might be.
Speaker 3: It is the leg I broke in the exact same
Speaker 3: spot that I broke in. There's a couple of things
Speaker 3: that the Instagram nurses have advised me.
Speaker 2: It might be.
Speaker 3: No one's diagnosing it, but they're saying what it might be.
Speaker 3: They're saying it could be necrosis, which is not good.
Speaker 3: And that's the whole reason I got the hardware put
Speaker 3: my leg was to fight the necrosis. It's like, I
Speaker 3: don't know exactly what it is, and I'm not going
Speaker 3: to pretend like I do. It could be like the
Speaker 3: hardware has jiggled loose or something and that's obviously causing
Speaker 3: a lot of pain.
Speaker 2: It could be an infection of some or like even.
Speaker 3: If I got sick or like got a cut on
Speaker 3: my foot that got infected, it could come up here
Speaker 3: and infect that. Or it could be like the femoral
Speaker 3: neck has this cartilage, dear laborum, my laborum cartilage could
Speaker 3: be really I'm angry, and like I've said, I'm just
Speaker 3: going to translate into the episode.
Speaker 1: Why would that affect you? Just pointed to your shoulder,
Speaker 1: which is where it is.
Speaker 3: No, so there, I think you have a shoulder laborum
Speaker 3: and a hip labrum. I think there's I think laboram
Speaker 3: is just a general term for like a socket.
Speaker 1: I'm looking up necrosis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's of.
Speaker 3: All those options, I don't know which one I would want.
Speaker 5: It to be the least, but yeah, maybe just a
Speaker 5: loose hardware that seems the most fixable.
Speaker 2: But it sucks, Yeah, and then like it'll feel better.
Speaker 2: I'll be like I'm back, I'm back to normal.
Speaker 3: And then we'll be sitting at dinner and like across
Speaker 3: my legs weird or something, and I think it's like
Speaker 3: a circulation issue, and so I might need to get
Speaker 3: my leg amputated.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have to get your leg amputated. But
Speaker 1: it does says that necrosis is the death of body
Speaker 1: tissue in a curs when two little blow blood flows
Speaker 1: to the tissue, which sounds like it potentially could be
Speaker 1: that if you're saying that you feel like may sometimes
Speaker 1: you cross your legs something happens where you're not getting
Speaker 1: enough blood there.
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know your your heart is obviously pumping
Speaker 3: blood through your body, and so when the pain really
Speaker 3: kicks in, it like hurts, and every time my heart
Speaker 3: beats and pumps, I can feel more pain because I
Speaker 3: feel like there's like a blockage of something down there,
Speaker 3: and that's like what's causing the pain, like a blockage
Speaker 3: of the blood vessels. So like every time the heart pumps,
Speaker 3: it just like triggers a bunch of pain receptors.
Speaker 2: It sucks. I don't wish this on anybody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And the tough thing is is like we just
Speaker 5: got new insurance because we're married, we live in Vegas,
Speaker 5: and we just can't find a doctor. I thought you
Speaker 5: just like go to a doctor, you find a doctor
Speaker 5: that accepts your insurance, But no, they have to accept
Speaker 5: you as their primary care physician.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it makes zero sense.
Speaker 5: And he's like, this isn't emergency, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: we'll get you in on the fifteenth to twentieth and
Speaker 5: he's like, no, I am in the most excruciating amount
Speaker 5: of pain. But again, our deductible is so insanely high,
Speaker 5: so we could go to the er, but then we're
Speaker 5: just going to be paying thousands and thousands and thousands
Speaker 5: of dollars.
Speaker 4: Insurance is a scam.
Speaker 2: It's a scam. I've been saying this for years.
Speaker 1: Insurance, well, insurance is definitely a little bit. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's important when you need it, obviously, but times like
Speaker 1: this where it's frustrating, Well, why what do I pay
Speaker 1: for if I can't cover anything? But you're, uh, you
Speaker 1: have to find a doctor. That makes sense. But I
Speaker 1: feel as if I'm going to talk to Ashley's dad
Speaker 1: about this because he knows obviously a lot in this department.
Speaker 1: I feel like you would be able to go to
Speaker 1: the er and then send the bill to your insurance
Speaker 1: and they'll be able to pay for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I think I think I might just
Speaker 2: end up doing that.
Speaker 1: You need to go, yeah, like it just it just
Speaker 1: needs to happen, because I guess my fear would be
Speaker 1: that you just let it go on too long and
Speaker 1: then something does happen where you know, well, that's a
Speaker 1: you're going to lose your leg.
Speaker 2: But that would suck. I could I could bear losing
Speaker 2: my leg Like below the knee. I think I could be.
Speaker 4: Okay with that, but this is like growing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I was like a full if it was
Speaker 3: a full leg, I'd be really really sad. If it
Speaker 3: was like a below the knee amputation, I'd be like.
Speaker 2: Oh, that sucks, Well, I'll survive.
Speaker 4: You're being so blase.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I think I could manage that, but
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to manage a full leg amputation. Okay,
Speaker 2: But oh, what was I going to say?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's so strange because I obviously got my I
Speaker 3: broke my leg four years ago next month of be
Speaker 3: four years And this happens sometimes, not this exact situation,
Speaker 3: but like there's discomfort that I'm faced with sometimes, but
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden, it just like snapped into
Speaker 3: this like insane discomfort.
Speaker 2: And so that's just been my life for the past
Speaker 2: four days.
Speaker 3: And I feel bad for Kailin because like she's like,
Speaker 3: you know, we just checked into our hotel and carmel
Speaker 3: yesterday and I like sprinted to the bed, put the
Speaker 3: heating pad on and was there gunning and like screaming
Speaker 3: in agony, and she's just like walking around like can
Speaker 3: I help you? And I'm like, no, just leave me alone.
Speaker 5: He's cranky right fully, So, but now I feel like
Speaker 5: you'll understand a little bit when I'm pregnant in my pains.
Speaker 5: I feel like you'll have a little bit more empathy
Speaker 5: towards it. I don't know, because it seems like it's excruciating,
Speaker 5: so like maybe labor, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 5: it gives you a good understanding.
Speaker 2: So this is a good thing for me. Then you're
Speaker 2: happy about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when he's walking around on his one leg while
Speaker 1: you're pregnant, he'll have really good perspective on life.
Speaker 3: I just hope that I can keep my leg long
Speaker 3: enough to not pass that gene onto the kid, like
Speaker 3: you know, if i'm if I have one leg at
Speaker 3: the point of conception, then that kid might be.
Speaker 4: He thought that was so.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, laughter is the best medicine.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. The last thing I'll say on his leg is.
Speaker 5: Okay, So his doctor's appointment maybe it's Friday, maybe it's not,
Speaker 5: We're not sure. Uh, And then he has to wait
Speaker 5: to get in with an orthopedist. So then it's it's
Speaker 5: literally going to be like another two weeks.
Speaker 4: So I think I.
Speaker 3: Vote er yeah, and you can't go to urgent care
Speaker 3: because the urgent care can't refer you to an Orthopedia said, oh, well,
Speaker 3: I just need to reiterate that.
Speaker 2: Yep. It's just it's mind blowing, and it's like I
Speaker 2: never go to.
Speaker 3: The doctor for anything, and like this is why. This
Speaker 3: is exactly why I never go to the doctor. Not this,
Speaker 3: but this is such a big reason why. Like I
Speaker 3: hate having to like call a bunch of places schedule
Speaker 3: something and then you can't go here because it doesn't
Speaker 3: accept your insurance. Oh you can't go here because you
Speaker 3: haven't set it up yet, or like it's just like
Speaker 3: so frustrating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, let's change the subject to something more positive.
Speaker 2: My arms feel really good.
Speaker 1: That's great. Upper bodies feeling good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you want to talk about today, Jared?
Speaker 2: Talk about Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's talk about Chris
Speaker 2: and Chris Harrison's wedding and l.
Speaker 1: And Lauren's wedding. Yeah, it was great. We feel very
Speaker 1: honored to be invited. I think I don't think I
Speaker 1: know that Ashley is closer with Chris than I am,
Speaker 1: so I'm definitely kind of a plus one in this situation.
Speaker 1: But I still. Of course I'm friends with Chris and
Speaker 1: I'm friends with Lauren as well. Lauren's the best I've
Speaker 1: gotten to know her over the past like five years.
Speaker 1: I guess. We actually went to a trip. It was funny.
Speaker 1: I went on a trip Ashley and I to Can't
Speaker 1: Coon for this partnership with E And it was me Ashley,
Speaker 1: Evan and Carly when they were still married, and Lauren,
Speaker 1: Lauren Zema and we were down in Can't Kuon and
Speaker 1: we were staying at the resort and it was a
Speaker 1: really fun time and it was great. And we were
Speaker 1: in a car, I think, driving to dinner and we
Speaker 1: were talking about dating and Lauren was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of kind of talking to someone someone, And of
Speaker 1: course we were like, oh, who is it. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: he's kind of in the public eye, so I don't
Speaker 1: want to say anything. And of course now we know
Speaker 1: it's Chris Harrison and she's talking to four Bachelor members. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're like brying her, like who is it? Who
Speaker 1: is it? And then I joked around and I said,
Speaker 1: has this person ever handed out a rose?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: And she kind of paused and she was like, well no,
Speaker 1: And I was like that's weird. So we start going
Speaker 1: through all Bachelor Nation members and we're like, are you
Speaker 1: dating anybody from Bachelor and.
Speaker 2: Then thinking it was like a former Bachelor or something.
Speaker 1: Former contestant, and then jokingly I was like, are you
Speaker 1: dating Chris Harrison? And then she said she was like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like keeping it under wraps. She did a good job.
Speaker 1: And then, of course fast forward a few weeks later,
Speaker 1: it comes out that you know, Chris and Lauren are dating,
Speaker 1: and I was like, son up a I called it.
Speaker 1: So I felt very proud of that moment. So we were
Speaker 1: talking about that over the week two thousand before the pandemic.
Speaker 1: So eighteen tenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: Season five ish, So that's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You were down there for filming, No, we were down
Speaker 1: in Cancun for different It was I think it was
Speaker 1: a partnership with Sandals resort. It was really nice. It
Speaker 1: was a beautiful resort, and they had a partnership with
Speaker 1: e And then they're bringing down some bachelor couples and
Speaker 1: they were putting his package together and so it was
Speaker 1: supposed to be three couples. It was me us, Carly
Speaker 1: and Evan and then Tanner and Jade. But Tanner and
Speaker 1: Jade bailed the last second. Love them, but god, they
Speaker 1: bail and everything. But it makes sense because we always
Speaker 1: joked about how they would always bail on things, but
Speaker 1: now having kids, were like, yeah, we bail on things
Speaker 1: to get it. So the wedding was in Austin and
Speaker 1: it was really nice. So Friday night was a bachelor
Speaker 1: get together and it was at their house at Lauren
Speaker 1: and Christ's house in Austin. Beautiful house and it was nice.
Speaker 1: So it was Caitlin was there, Jason was there. So
Speaker 1: that was weird because they both got invited.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw that it broke up weird, like were
Speaker 5: they weird to each other?
Speaker 1: It was normal, It wasn't weird. But of course there
Speaker 1: were you know, not tension. It was fine, They were fine.
Speaker 5: I wonder if it was more like everyone else was
Speaker 5: uncomfortable because they felt like they should, you know, they
Speaker 5: were probably uncomfortable, you know.
Speaker 1: I think it was just more kind of sadness more
Speaker 1: than anything. Because literally, so on the way home or
Speaker 1: home Jesus, on the way back to the hotel that night,
Speaker 1: in the uber was me, Ashley, Tanner, Jade, Caitlin, and
Speaker 1: Jason so it was a couple's uber pretty much, except
Speaker 1: there's two couples and then one couple that literally just
Speaker 1: broke up a couple of months ago, so that was
Speaker 1: it was just like, you know, of course we're talking,
Speaker 1: everything's fine, but you know, we had a couple of
Speaker 1: drinks at that point, so I think I could tell.
Speaker 1: It was just like a little kind of like sad,
Speaker 1: I guess. But and then Arian and Lauren were there,
Speaker 1: Bob Guiney was there, Who's the best? Ben and Jess Uh.
Speaker 1: There was just a ton of people there, Trista who's
Speaker 1: so sweet, Joe, Joe, Tasha, There's a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of cool, a lot of people.
Speaker 5: So many how many people were there total.
Speaker 1: So the wedding itself was like two hundred. He was
Speaker 1: pretty big. So on Friday night was just Bachelor people.
Speaker 1: Was really nice and it felt very sweet because obviously
Speaker 1: Chris's exit has been you know, highly publicized. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't know how he feels about talking about Bachelor
Speaker 1: because it ended so badly, But it made me really
Speaker 1: happy to see that this the franchise that he was
Speaker 1: part of for so long that means so much to us,
Speaker 1: and like Chris means so much to us because he
Speaker 1: was in that world and really, you know, even though
Speaker 1: a lot of you know, production had a huge part
Speaker 1: of it, Chris had a big part of it as well.
Speaker 1: So it's really cool to see that he still holds
Speaker 1: that near and dear to his heart, Bachelor Nation, and
Speaker 1: he really does care. And so that was cool Friday
Speaker 1: Nights just to see him talking about, you know, us
Speaker 1: and the experiences that we've gone through and how much
Speaker 1: it means to him and the friendships and the love
Speaker 1: that has come from it. So that was really cool.
Speaker 1: Wells Wells was there. Wells and Ben spoke at the wedding.
Speaker 1: They were obviously great. So and then the wedding itself
Speaker 1: was like two hundred people, and then it wasn't supposed
Speaker 1: to be a wedding, it was supposed to be a
Speaker 1: big party. And then they announced Chris and Lauren and
Speaker 1: they came in and then they got on stage. It was,
Speaker 1: you know, really nice done. I'm sure you saw pictures.
Speaker 1: And they said that they had a little private ceremony,
Speaker 1: which we knew about a couple weeks ago in Nappa
Speaker 1: with just their family, but apparently at the ceremony they
Speaker 1: had a change of heart, and they actually really wanted
Speaker 1: to get married in Austin because it's their homes where
Speaker 1: they lived, and it just meant more to you know,
Speaker 1: meant a lot to them to actually say their vows
Speaker 1: and officially get married in Austin rather than now. So
Speaker 1: while they still had a small ceremony in Napa, they
Speaker 1: actually have they said, we're actually gonna get married right
Speaker 1: now and have a small ceremony. So they ended up
Speaker 1: bringing up the Efficient and then they had the ceremony there,
Speaker 1: which is really cool because we were not expecting that.
Speaker 1: And then they got married and then it was just
Speaker 1: a big party and it was cool because Harrison, uh,
Speaker 1: he just he leaned into it and he had a
Speaker 1: great night. Like the last song by the band. Harrison
Speaker 1: went up there and he goes, this is the final
Speaker 1: song of the evening, like a little band when you're ready.
Speaker 1: So it was just like it was cool, you know,
Speaker 1: like it was it was fun. And Lauren is just
Speaker 1: the sweetest, like she's I know, you guys know Lauren,
Speaker 1: She's just a freaking ball of energy. And she had
Speaker 1: a blast and it was cool seeing their family there
Speaker 1: and all their friends and it was fun. It was great, beautiful,
Speaker 1: food was great. It was very low key, like there
Speaker 1: was a buffet, line band. Yeah, it was fun. It
Speaker 1: was a great time.
Speaker 4: That's awesome. Who got the drunks great question.
Speaker 1: Definitely Kaylin, Caitlin, Kyleen So, Kaylin Friday and I got
Speaker 1: a little tips a little tipsy. Uh it was. It
Speaker 1: was very sweet. But uh, probably also because Jason was
Speaker 1: there right, you know, it's like, oh God, if you
Speaker 1: see your ex right there, let's just have a couple
Speaker 1: couple of pollai's. I would say, yeah, it looks.
Speaker 3: Pretty, it looks prety. Buddy buddy in that picture though,
Speaker 3: that big group picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean especially at the wedding. They they
Speaker 1: you know, everybody was getting together. Everybody had fun. There
Speaker 1: was no awkwardness or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Do you think they drunkenly hooked up with each other?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think they hooked up would be
Speaker 1: my guess. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Do you think that Jason is close with Chris or
Speaker 5: do you think that they were invited as a couple
Speaker 5: pre breakup?
Speaker 4: Because I didn't know Jason was that close with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. If I had
Speaker 1: to guess, like, because here's the thing, Like, for example,
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about this if if we got
Speaker 1: invited and then Ashley and I broke up before the wedding,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have gone. I wanted I would love
Speaker 1: to be there and you know, be able to celebrate
Speaker 1: with Chris and Lauren. But I know Ashley is closer
Speaker 1: with Chris than I am, so I'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: you go, I don't think it makes much sense for
Speaker 1: me to go. And I was thinking that with Jason Kaylin.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I wonder if one of them didn't want
Speaker 1: the other one to go, But that was never brought
Speaker 1: to my attention. I have no idea if that was
Speaker 1: even a thing, And so I don't know how close
Speaker 1: they are, so truthfully I have I can't answer that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It is interesting to see, like what leads Chris is
Speaker 5: closest with, you know, after all of these years, Like
Speaker 5: who he invited was interesting to.
Speaker 3: Do, Like some of the og people from the beginning,
Speaker 3: Sean Lowe was there and Catherine, but even Sean Lowe
Speaker 3: in the in the lifespan of the Bachelor, it doesn't
Speaker 3: seem like he's like that old right, like, what about
Speaker 3: some of these guys, like the first and the third
Speaker 3: and the fourth Bachelor of all time.
Speaker 1: I think he's close with Andrew Firestone, who I know
Speaker 1: was a bachelor. I forget what he looks like, but
Speaker 1: they were saying that. I remember Ashley saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised Andrew fire stunts out here. Maybe, like I'm
Speaker 1: sure there might have been people that were invited that
Speaker 1: couldn't have gone, but yeah, it feels like it was
Speaker 1: much more of like the more recent, more recent than anything,
Speaker 1: but would make sense, right, I mean, you guys just
Speaker 1: got married. I'm sure there's friends from college.
Speaker 2: That's true about it.
Speaker 1: Chris was the host for twenty years, so these people
Speaker 1: that he was that were the leads, and like the
Speaker 1: mid two thousands he probably hasn't seen in like legitimately
Speaker 1: fifteen years. Yeah, you know, you guys just went through
Speaker 1: it with your wedding. I'm sure there were many people
Speaker 1: that you were friends with ten years ago. You were like, shit,
Speaker 1: if this was ten years ago, maybe at my wedding,
Speaker 1: but yeah, not ten years ago, So I guess we
Speaker 1: don't invite him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's good that it was fun. What other
Speaker 3: questions do we have for him about the wedding. Your
Speaker 3: outfit looked really good.
Speaker 1: So I wore a cowboy hat. So, because so this
Speaker 1: is what happened. So obviously went to your wedding. You
Speaker 1: guys were cowboy chic, and then I had a little
Speaker 1: cowboy chic like I had the boots and like you know,
Speaker 1: Flannelton down. But I wasn't. I'm not a cowboy. So
Speaker 1: Ben was like, well, I have an extra cowboy had
Speaker 1: I for a woman to bring it. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I've never worn a cowboy hat in my life,
Speaker 1: but all right, I'll try it out. So he brought
Speaker 1: the hat. Obviously I wore it, and he gave it
Speaker 1: to me, that sweet sweet man. He gave me the
Speaker 1: cowboy I know it doesn't fit. He's got a tiny
Speaker 1: head and it was actually a little bit too big
Speaker 1: for my head. It did not fit Tanner's head. The
Speaker 1: little known fact Tanner's head is jy gantic. It's like
Speaker 1: abnormally sized. So but he gave me the hat. So
Speaker 1: I wore cowboy hat. Yeah, it kind of fun, pretty good.
Speaker 1: I don't know, do.
Speaker 2: You know how like what your size measurement is for
Speaker 2: your head?
Speaker 1: I think it was like, I think that was like
Speaker 1: seven and three fourths. Does that sound accurate?
Speaker 2: That's big. Seven and three quarters is big.
Speaker 3: I'm seven and a half seven and five eighths, seven
Speaker 3: and somewhere between that.
Speaker 1: I'm probably closer to you.
Speaker 3: I've always felt like I have a big head. Like
Speaker 3: I look at my body, my head seems disproportionately large
Speaker 3: compared to it. But then it's like, you know, Tanner
Speaker 3: is probably even bigger. And I would never even look
Speaker 3: at Tanner and be like, you got a big head.
Speaker 3: It's just such a funny thing.
Speaker 1: Normal size head huge, Caitlin, do you think the Dean's
Speaker 1: head is big?
Speaker 5: No, he always says this. He thinks he's got the
Speaker 5: biggest nogging in the world. But it's normal.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy. I've got a huge head but a tiny,
Speaker 2: tiny brain.
Speaker 3: Like the doctors like study it and they're like, this
Speaker 3: isn't this proportionally doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: I'm like, sorry, thanks.
Speaker 4: How'd you feel a better?
Speaker 1: But yeah, the wedding was super fun. It was really cool.
Speaker 1: It was uh, like I said, I think the best
Speaker 1: part of it was well, first and foremost Christ and
Speaker 1: Lauren getting married. That was really cool. To be able
Speaker 1: to witness, but also just seeing kind of you know,
Speaker 1: people haven't seen before, but excuse me, you haven't seen
Speaker 1: it in so long. Like last time I saw Jojo Jesus,
Speaker 1: I couldn't even peg five five years ago. There's really
Speaker 1: not much else to say about it. Food was great,
Speaker 1: everything was amazing. It was fun hanging out with Chris.
Speaker 1: We saw Alan. Alan was there at a loan of Molly. Uh.
Speaker 1: We were just wonderful. But then that was really it.
Speaker 1: It was cool. It's just a good time.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: It feels like it was like a high school reunion
Speaker 3: or something in like a good way, you know.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, a little bit like I said, just I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys know whenever we go, like yeah, even like
Speaker 1: your wedding. The last time I saw you know is
Speaker 1: it's oh, it's the best part about well, I'm not
Speaker 1: the best part of weddings, but the cool thing about
Speaker 1: you know, these weddings, whether it be ours or yours
Speaker 1: or Chris's, it's like you see people that you talk to,
Speaker 1: you follow their lives, but I don't get to see
Speaker 1: like I don't see Ben a lot. But yeah, I've
Speaker 1: gotten to see Ben at your wedding, and I got to
Speaker 1: see Ben at Chris's wedding. I don't see Wells a lot,
Speaker 1: but I got to see Wells at your wedding, so
Speaker 1: on and so forth. Like Alex, I mean Jesus, the
Speaker 1: last time I saw Alex was I think Bachelor Alive,
Speaker 1: which was like four five years ago.
Speaker 2: Oh Alex boardy.
Speaker 3: Well, what's nice about the wedding specifically in that regard
Speaker 3: is like if it's a random event with like iHeartRadio,
Speaker 3: which we love obviously, but we're seeing we're kind of
Speaker 3: like meeting some bachelor people for the first time, and
Speaker 3: while they're not like, you know, we love hanging out
Speaker 3: with them, but it's not like they are our friends
Speaker 3: at least at that point.
Speaker 2: And so when you go to a.
Speaker 3: Wedding, you're going like to Chris's wedding or to our
Speaker 3: wedding or to your wedding. It's like if there are
Speaker 3: friends or Chris's friends or your friends, then they're probably
Speaker 3: going to be like pretty close friends with everyone else
Speaker 3: that's being invited.
Speaker 2: From the bachelor circle as well.
Speaker 3: So like that just kind of like has a stronger
Speaker 3: foundation I think, you know, than like just a random
Speaker 3: bachelor meetup kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Also, it felt like a big wedding for a big
Speaker 1: weekend for Bachelor weddings. Tia Booth also got married last weekend.
Speaker 1: And I think Gary Becca's ex Mecca.
Speaker 5: Crufford, Oh, Jacob's Becky Jacobs Jacob, she just got married too,
Speaker 5: maybe like.
Speaker 4: A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: But I think Garrett got because I still follow him
Speaker 1: on Instagram and I think he got married. So if
Speaker 1: that's the case, three people from Bachelor got married this
Speaker 1: past weekend. So yeah, big wedding weekend. Everyone's getting married.
Speaker 1: It's the cool thing to do.
Speaker 4: It's a trendy thing to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only reason I did it was because
Speaker 2: it was just trendy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a trend I'm a trendy guy.
Speaker 3: I was going to say something really funny, and I
Speaker 3: forgot what it is. I guess we'll have to settle
Speaker 3: with me being a trendy guy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's hysterical, bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah sucks. Well, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the pictures looked great. So I don't really understand
Speaker 3: the format of the wedding. You were saying they had
Speaker 3: like a private ceremony, but then came out and partied
Speaker 3: with everyone.
Speaker 2: Is that what happened.
Speaker 1: When we first got the invitation, it was said to
Speaker 1: be listen, this is not going to be there's gonna
Speaker 1: be no ceremony. We're doing a private thing. But this
Speaker 1: is a celebration and we want to bring everybody together
Speaker 1: and have a really good time. So it's going to
Speaker 1: be pretty much wedding. It's like a wedding reception. Pretty much.
Speaker 1: There will be no but you.
Speaker 2: Guys weren't present for the ceremony.
Speaker 1: Part. We were, but we were not there was there
Speaker 1: was going to be no ceremony. And then when we
Speaker 1: were when we first arrived and we were getting drinks,
Speaker 1: and then like, oh, well, this is it. This is
Speaker 1: the reception. Uh. Chris and Lauren came out and they
Speaker 1: were like, thank you so much for coming to Austin.
Speaker 1: It means the world to us. We're so excited a
Speaker 1: party with you and tonight and have fun. But before
Speaker 1: we do, we know we said that there was going
Speaker 1: to be no ceremony. We had a private ceremony a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago in Napa. But when we were
Speaker 1: doing this private ceremony in Napa, we realized that it
Speaker 1: actually was very important for us to get married in
Speaker 1: Austin because that's our home, it's where we live, it's
Speaker 1: where so much of our lives have been the past
Speaker 1: few years. And we realized that we actually don't want
Speaker 1: to do our vows and actually officially get married in Napa.
Speaker 1: We want to do it in Austin. So that's what happened.
Speaker 1: So then they were like, so we're going to actually
Speaker 1: we haven't getten, we haven't gotten married yet, and we're
Speaker 1: going to get married right now. So that's when the
Speaker 1: fishing came up. They exchanged vows blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and that's that's what happened.
Speaker 4: And you're pas right.
Speaker 2: I heard all that, but I was I was asking
Speaker 2: more pointed questions, like there was the ceremony, but then
Speaker 2: it was just the party. But it doesn't matter, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. I'm on pain meds. I've got a slow brain.
Speaker 1: It's sorry, we all got slow brains, bro, But it
Speaker 1: was you know, another thing, quick thing was when Harrison Dude,
Speaker 1: I just missed that guy, like Jesse's great. I'm It's
Speaker 1: hard because I feel like if I say I miss Chris,
Speaker 1: it means I'm sitting on Jesse, which I'm nuts, like,
Speaker 1: I love Jesse. I think he does a good job.
Speaker 1: He is the nicest guy. I've gotten to meet him
Speaker 1: a couple of times. But man, just Chris was so
Speaker 1: good at his job, like even seeing his mannerisms when
Speaker 1: he's talking, like you just forget little things. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: when he said like this is the final song tonight,
Speaker 1: You're like, man, it's just like brought back memories and
Speaker 1: nostalgia and you're like you were, Ah, damn, that sucks.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: I remember when I first met Chris.
Speaker 3: It was like de Mario had caused a scene because
Speaker 3: his girlfriend showed up on the bachelorette and then he
Speaker 3: like drove the car back up to the mansion that night,
Speaker 3: and I was like standing at the gate begging Rachel
Speaker 3: to take him back, and all the guys like rushed
Speaker 3: out in our suits because it was a real ceremony night,
Speaker 3: and you know, we're all like kind of drunk and
Speaker 3: trying to like figure out what's going on, and it's
Speaker 3: like chaos out there because there's twenty guys, cameras everywhere,
Speaker 3: producers everywhere, and then we see like the lights and
Speaker 3: Rachel's over there, and we're like, what are they talking about?
Speaker 2: And Chris is like kind of.
Speaker 3: Roaming around and I walk up to Chris and I've
Speaker 3: you know, it's like day two or three, and I'm
Speaker 3: pretty drunk, and I'm like, Chris, it's so good to
Speaker 3: see you. And he looks me in the eyes and
Speaker 3: he goes, Dean, really nice to meet you. I'm excited
Speaker 3: to get to know you better. And I was like,
Speaker 3: how the heck does this guy know who I am?
Speaker 3: I was blown away, and some of the other like
Speaker 3: Alex and Iggy, saw me have the interaction with him,
Speaker 3: and they were convinced that I was like a plant
Speaker 3: because they were like, there's no way that Chris should
Speaker 3: know everyone's name so far, especially let alone Dean's name,
Speaker 3: because I'm an afterthought in that sense at the beginning
Speaker 3: at least. And so it was just so interesting to me.
Speaker 4: Why do you think you were ups that?
Speaker 3: Because I was surrounded by doctors and lawyers and buff, tall, hot,
Speaker 3: handsome guys. I'm just like this tiny little guy that's like, hey,
Speaker 3: I recruit in Los Angeles and I make forty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars a year.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this tiny little six foot three, beautiful man, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like I could see well, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: very sweet that you're so Humbledean. But yeah, what I
Speaker 1: love about Chris two is in terms of, like, just
Speaker 1: if we're just talking about the host, Like, he's a
Speaker 1: great person who I love personally, but as the host,
Speaker 1: I love that he's very sweet and empathetic and sympathetic
Speaker 1: towards the women on the show. He's a little snarky
Speaker 1: and sarcastic towards the guys in the show. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I like, I kind of miss him making
Speaker 1: fun of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's actually really accurate too, because and I think probably
Speaker 3: why is because he sees so many guys come and
Speaker 3: go and girls come and go as well. But I
Speaker 3: bet you the guys on average are like they just
Speaker 3: let it all get to their heads a lot more,
Speaker 3: and so that's why he's like, I my, my, my,
Speaker 3: what would I say?
Speaker 2: My Candlewick is a lot shorter for the men.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes sense. I feel like him and a
Speaker 5: Lawn are similar in that sense. And the last time
Speaker 5: I saw both of them was at Sarah Walls's and
Speaker 5: Chris was so nice to me and was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you're doing well for yourself. And then he was like
Speaker 5: ragging on you, yeah, and talking about you, which I
Speaker 5: feel like Alan does the same thing. That's probably why
Speaker 5: they're such good friends too.
Speaker 2: Wait, there're talking crap about me.
Speaker 5: Well, like funny crap like everyone does, Like what are
Speaker 5: you doing with that guy who doesn't shower? Oh?
Speaker 3: Sure, I'm just an easy target. Everyone wants to give
Speaker 3: me crap. You know what, screw them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a big bulls eye on your back, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would agree. I think the lawn and are very
Speaker 1: similar in that, and so it's cool to see that
Speaker 1: that business relationship turned into a really good friendship as well.
Speaker 1: So that is my experience.
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember I was gonna ask, so Chris was
Speaker 3: definitely married before.
Speaker 2: Were his kids at their wedding?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So okay, both his son and his daughter both
Speaker 1: give speeches. Nice, so sweet because I think, again, similar
Speaker 1: to when I was at your wedding, I always like
Speaker 1: project myself into these situations. So when you guys, you know,
Speaker 1: talking about your mom, and then when he was talking
Speaker 1: about his dad, I think it's just I guess now
Speaker 1: being a dad, it just makes everything way more emotional. Ever,
Speaker 1: anytime I see a son speak because he's like he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, whenever he's like just, there's just that phrase
Speaker 1: like my dad, like I'm like man, like I just
Speaker 1: I can't even envision a day that Dawson is able
Speaker 1: to just talk to me. Uh. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm excited for it. I mean, I'm very excited for
Speaker 1: it because the opportunity to get older and see him
Speaker 1: develop into a man. But at the same time, I
Speaker 1: never want him to grow up. He's just at that
Speaker 1: perfect little smush age right now.
Speaker 4: Who watched Dawson follow you guys were there, Oh.
Speaker 1: He was with Grandma and Grandpa. So I'm in Virginia
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, So when you guys go on trips, you fly
Speaker 5: from Rhode Island to Virginia and then leave from Virginia.
Speaker 1: Typically, of times depends on how long we are away.
Speaker 1: It's not bad because it's literally in our flight and
Speaker 1: most of the time we're going south anyway, whether we're
Speaker 1: going southwest towards La or if we're going south still
Speaker 1: kind of southwest towards Texas. So yeah, that's our life
Speaker 1: right there. But anyway, so, yeah, his son gave a
Speaker 1: speech and he was twenty one, and it was just
Speaker 1: nice to hear him talk about Lauren entering his life.
Speaker 2: Was Lauren married before? Is this her first marriage?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was married. So they both divorced, which I
Speaker 1: think which is why they didn't want a big They
Speaker 1: just wanted a party instead of this big, yeah, over
Speaker 1: the top wedding because they've already had one. But then
Speaker 1: it turned into, you know, obviously a wedding. And then
Speaker 1: Chris's daughter gave speech as well, and we got to
Speaker 1: talk to her for a while. Hell did she she
Speaker 1: was twenty nineteen twenty because she's a sophomore junior in college.
Speaker 1: We were talking about it, so and she's so sweet.
Speaker 1: She's so sweet. She looks like a dad. Not a
Speaker 1: bad thing. Chris obviously he's very handsome man, and she's
Speaker 1: very pretty. She's you know, girl version.
Speaker 3: This is probably a stupid question, but Chris's ex wife
Speaker 3: wasn't there?
Speaker 2: Was she?
Speaker 1: Not my knowledge? Okay, yeah, ilet's think about that too,
Speaker 1: but maybe like.
Speaker 3: Their friends and their co parents, I would imagine, so
Speaker 3: it's like, you know, you never know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's my two cents.
Speaker 2: Thanks for sharing, man. It sounds like it was a
Speaker 2: fun time.
Speaker 1: Hey anytime. Yeah, it was good. We were very uh
Speaker 1: lucky we were able to go.
Speaker 2: So did you stay in a cabin with Wi Fi? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Obviously. Listen, your wedding was spectacular. It was different. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't want to like this. Anybody.
Speaker 2: Don't this.
Speaker 6: Just say they're both fantastic. That's all, well, fantastic. God,
Speaker 6: I wish I had a tattoo from yours. It was
Speaker 6: just that line of so long, So did you end up?
Speaker 6: Are you getting a tattoo with Caitlin's grandmother? Has this
Speaker 6: happened yet?
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: She hasn't. She brings it up often, as she well should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's a lot of work to like
Speaker 3: schedule it and go in and do it.
Speaker 4: It's not you do it often.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2: No, I never scheduled. I just show. I just text
Speaker 2: my guy and I'm like, hey, I feel like getting
Speaker 2: tattoo right now? Can I come in? He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got an opening in an hour.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll plan a day, we'll get lunches there, we'll
Speaker 4: get tattoos.
Speaker 1: You should just text your guy and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: me and my wife's grandmother want to get a tattoo
Speaker 1: it Can we come in now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it'd be cool if we get a tattoo artists
Speaker 5: just to show up at their place and then we
Speaker 5: all get tattooed at their place. Because my grandpa just
Speaker 5: broke his femur, so he can't. He's not really super
Speaker 5: mobile at the moment.
Speaker 1: Your grandpa broke his femur. Yeah, that's like bad at
Speaker 1: his age.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we thought it was his hip.
Speaker 5: He already broke his hip, had a hip replacement, and
Speaker 5: it was just right below that in this femur thell do.
Speaker 4: He tripped on a curb walking the dogs.
Speaker 5: We thought because one of his dogs is like a
Speaker 5: little crazy an acy young puppy. We thought like he
Speaker 5: pulled him down, but just tripping. Which it's just so crazy.
Speaker 5: The older you get and like, your bones just become brittle,
Speaker 5: there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1: I mean, they become as brittles Dean's leg. It's just
Speaker 1: quite sad.
Speaker 4: Dean is equivalent to my eight year old grandpa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, I've got brittle bones.
Speaker 2: It's because I haven't drank milk.
Speaker 3: I used to drink a gallon of milk a week,
Speaker 3: and I haven't drank a gallon of milk.
Speaker 2: And since I was eighteen years old. Yeah, she was
Speaker 2: back on the milk train.
Speaker 5: I think that's the that's when you stop typically drinking
Speaker 5: milk is at eighteen. I think like that's when you're developed.
Speaker 5: Oh your bone strength, I'm.
Speaker 2: A doctor, makes you think that. That's interesting?
Speaker 3: Tell me more about that. So I got okay, cool.
Speaker 3: So what are you guys doing in Carmel, Poor Tom?
Speaker 3: We're shooting some stuff for Hundai. We're on a road
Speaker 3: trip with hun Day. We'll not ooh, but it's kind
Speaker 3: of like not like a sanctioned road trip. We're just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's go to Carmel and Big Surrey for Hyundai.
Speaker 5: We were going to do like the whole coast, but
Speaker 5: then Dean told me it's not as pretty as I
Speaker 5: think it is, so that we flew into San Francisco.
Speaker 5: Also would have been such a long way. We've been
Speaker 5: traveling so much. I was like, let's just like condense
Speaker 5: this a little bit. Find a San Francisco drive down
Speaker 5: two hours to Carmel, and then after this podcast, we're
Speaker 5: going to Bixer and going to explore. And one of
Speaker 5: our couple friends are Officiant and his girlfriend are out
Speaker 5: here with us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh nice.
Speaker 3: And the coastal drive is nice, but it's like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, if you ever drove from LA to Big
Speaker 3: Sir or to Monterey, it's just you're like fifty miles
Speaker 3: inland the whole way on the highway. It's just nothing
Speaker 3: really special. The best part of the drive is like
Speaker 3: right here in Carmel.
Speaker 4: But isn't there's a way to just take PCCh all
Speaker 4: the way up.
Speaker 2: Probably I've done it.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, I've done a few times in my van,
Speaker 3: and it's just you know, it's not it's not bad,
Speaker 3: but it's not as great as the big sur section.
Speaker 2: So for you know, this is like this is the
Speaker 2: place to be.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it feels like Dean's just making excuses because
Speaker 1: he didn't want to make the drive.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not that I didn't want to come
Speaker 2: out here, but with my leg hurting, I was like,
Speaker 2: what if we just canceled this trip? But I'm glad
Speaker 2: we're here. It's been this yesterday. It was fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nice. We we have like this gorgeous hot tub.
Speaker 5: And it overlooks like this little valley and vineyard, and
Speaker 5: so we just sat in the hot tub for like
Speaker 5: an hour last night and soaked his broken leg.
Speaker 3: It's funny we've I've stayed here before, and I was
Speaker 3: going to say that, Jared, you stayed here too, But no,
Speaker 3: it was when Ashley was dating Kevin and I was
Speaker 3: dating Leslie.
Speaker 2: We stayed here.
Speaker 4: Wait what you didn't tell me that?
Speaker 2: I thought I was. I was going to, but I
Speaker 2: couldn't find an appropriate time to stay it out come here.
Speaker 4: I remember that.
Speaker 1: I remember that Sking weekend, bro stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that weekend well as well.
Speaker 4: As well as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was a terrible weekend, right Dan the worst.
Speaker 2: It wasn't fun for me.
Speaker 3: I don't think I actually had fun either, So, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're not too far off or that.
Speaker 1: I think you guys were commiserating in your misery.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean I don't want to talk too
Speaker 3: much craft about other people. But every time we were alone,
Speaker 3: we'd be like, what are we doing? Why are we
Speaker 3: here with these people? I just wish I brought my
Speaker 3: golf clubs. The golf course out there looks pretty nice,
Speaker 3: but how can you golf?
Speaker 4: We like golf?
Speaker 2: I could do it. I could push through for golf.
Speaker 4: That's what makes me think you're faking.
Speaker 2: I could do it for golf.
Speaker 1: He could do anything for golf, but it not worth it.
Speaker 1: You got to go to the r first Friday.
Speaker 2: But what else do we want to cover this episode?
Speaker 2: I feel like we covered the two big things.
Speaker 5: Not that my hip is a big thing, but oh,
Speaker 5: our Colorado house fell through. We are no longer buying
Speaker 5: the property that we were supposed to buy. So last week,
Speaker 5: last week, I think we were flying out the next
Speaker 5: day to Colorado, and the appraisal came back literally an
Speaker 5: hour before our flight. So we're like heading to the
Speaker 5: about to head to the airport and we get a
Speaker 5: call from our lender and he's like, you probably should
Speaker 5: have wasted trip going out there, which was nice that
Speaker 5: we weren't already out.
Speaker 4: There, but yeah, the appraisal came back.
Speaker 5: They didn't us it was a manufactured home, so then
Speaker 5: the interest rate is completely different, the loan's completely different.
Speaker 5: They said it doesn't hold its value, so they built
Speaker 5: around a manufactured home, hit the ven numbers and really
Speaker 5: kind of made it pretty shady.
Speaker 1: What's a manufactured home?
Speaker 4: That's a good question.
Speaker 3: It was like manufactured off the lot, like probably in
Speaker 3: a warehouse, Like each wall was manufactured and then for
Speaker 3: lack of red word, like shipped out to the location
Speaker 3: and then put together on the location.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So the house wasn't built up from the
Speaker 1: ground up and the location it is now. It was
Speaker 1: literally built in a building and then shipped over.
Speaker 3: Right, there's two houses on the property. One of them
Speaker 3: was stick built, the other one was modular built. And
Speaker 3: it's not necessarily a bad thing, but it does. It
Speaker 3: just doesn't have the same value as a stick built house.
Speaker 4: And that's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's like, if we're the house needed so much work,
Speaker 5: if we're going to put in all this work in
Speaker 5: this house and eventually want to sell it, then if
Speaker 5: it doesn't hold its value, it's kind of like what's
Speaker 5: the point.
Speaker 4: So we are back to searching.
Speaker 5: It was kind of a bummer, But again, I'm glad
Speaker 5: thankfully we fly Southwest because we have a companion pass
Speaker 5: so you can cancel up to ten minutes before, which
Speaker 5: is great. We got our money back, and yeah, so
Speaker 5: back back.
Speaker 4: To searching sucks.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Okay, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when the time is right.
Speaker 2: It just wasn't that.
Speaker 5: We would have been so unhappy in that house anyways,
Speaker 5: I know we were trying to it would have been
Speaker 5: cool because it had an ADU, which would be great
Speaker 5: for additional income, but it needed so much.
Speaker 4: Work and it was so expensive.
Speaker 3: That's not what I'm I'm just saying it would have
Speaker 3: been miserable no matter what in that house. I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to look at the positive.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that house sucked.
Speaker 2: It sucked. It was the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hell it was obviously what was in au
Speaker 1: d ADU.
Speaker 2: Additional dwelling unit. It's like all these terms.
Speaker 1: All these terms, these three letter abbreviations, because then honestly,
Speaker 1: it's just it sounds too similar to like an I
Speaker 1: U d a d UI. Yeah, and there's like an
Speaker 1: ia d or ied for something for Ashley's like act
Speaker 1: near some sh like that. I don't know, I get
Speaker 1: all this confused, and I in the d.
Speaker 5: U I are very similar. Well, now you do is
Speaker 5: first control, You know what a d U.
Speaker 1: I is definitely does.
Speaker 4: Not like not like you ever had one.
Speaker 2: You know what a d U I is a piece
Speaker 2: of joke.
Speaker 1: Meant like everyone knows what a d U I is,
Speaker 1: so howling gusing Carmel for just one more day.
Speaker 2: We leave tomorrow and then straight to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Straight to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe we'll see what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: We never asked about what you doing this weekend?
Speaker 1: I am working. Uh, So we fly back today and
Speaker 1: then I we have a Golden Bachelor watch party tomorrow
Speaker 1: night at Audrey's for this women's veteran group. It's a
Speaker 1: Rhode Island women's veteran groups, so it's cool. It's it's
Speaker 1: a group that was created for uh, spouses of guys
Speaker 1: who start or women that serve and you know, who
Speaker 1: were brought to Rhode Island because that's where they're stationed
Speaker 1: and so they become friends and all this stuff. So
Speaker 1: we're having a watch party for that group, which would
Speaker 1: be a lot of fun. And then Friday night Trivia baby,
Speaker 1: and you know, just putting Christmas decorations up, which is
Speaker 1: very exciting. Sunday you get to watch the Pats lose.
Speaker 4: You do trivia every Friday.
Speaker 1: If I'm there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've do you feel like you're getting smarter?
Speaker 1: No, I don't remember. A lot of the answers, plus
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of the questions because I
Speaker 1: just have no ambition to like look up trivia questions.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many trivia questions I've looked
Speaker 1: up over the past year and a half. I mean
Speaker 1: thousands upon thousands, more than thousands, honestly, because i do
Speaker 1: forty every Friday night, and I've been doing it for
Speaker 1: I've had to do like at least forty up till now,
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to think fifty two weeks in a year.
Speaker 4: And what does the winner get of Trivia sixteen?
Speaker 1: So the winners to the top three teams all get prizes.
Speaker 1: The third place gets a ten dollars gift cards, second
Speaker 1: place gets twenty dollars gift card, and first place gets
Speaker 1: not only a thirty dollars gift card. But if I
Speaker 1: have Sundays with Joe grocy Storgoe's Pasta sauce, they win
Speaker 1: a jar of that, or they'll win a bag of
Speaker 1: Audrey's coffee, which is generous coffee. Or they can pick
Speaker 1: out a sweatshirt Audrey sweatshirt if they want.
Speaker 4: That's cool. Yeah, we need our own brand to promote there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yay, you guys should come play trivia.
Speaker 4: Honestly, Dean is so good at trivia.
Speaker 3: I'm really dumb, but I'm really good at trivia.
Speaker 1: Most of my trivia is pop culture based.
Speaker 4: Oh i'd crush it.
Speaker 1: So I got a cater. You know a lot of
Speaker 1: t swift questions in there.
Speaker 2: Who is Travis Kelce dating? Right now?
Speaker 4: That's way too freaking easy, I know.
Speaker 1: I Well, honestly, what I asked was because there was
Speaker 1: one night where there's like a bunch of girls in there,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what is Travis Kelsey's number?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Kaylin?
Speaker 4: Stumped? Stumped? Maybe four? Maybe ten?
Speaker 2: Maybe four?
Speaker 4: God is my homesport?
Speaker 2: Mahomes is not four?
Speaker 4: What is Jarvis?
Speaker 2: He's eighty seven?
Speaker 4: Eighty Never would have gotten that.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a good question, all right, bonus points Calen,
Speaker 3: what's gronk Kowski's number?
Speaker 2: I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 3: We just said it ten now, four eighty seven?
Speaker 1: What number was Tom Brady?
Speaker 4: Four? Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, give you saying the same number over and
Speaker 2: over again.
Speaker 4: Someone's for what number was Brady?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think real quick. Was he twelve?
Speaker 4: It's eighty for Brady?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: That was the movie that was eighty years old. Not
Speaker 1: eighty the number.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, oh what was John Alway's number? Who's John
Speaker 7: Elway the most prolific quarterback in Denver? Bron He defined
Speaker 7: a generation ten? Say this your numbers?
Speaker 3: Calen actual only knows three numbers.
Speaker 2: John ila Ward number seven. If you're gonna live in Colorado,
Speaker 2: you have to know that.
Speaker 4: I just ordered.
Speaker 5: I was gonna surprise you a vintage Broncos Bomber jacket
Speaker 5: and it is so cool.
Speaker 4: Wow, I can't wait for to see you wear it
Speaker 4: Broncos games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're gonna surprise me with your jacket? Do
Speaker 2: I get one? Okay? Cool? Cool?
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: All right, Well I think that's gonna do it for
Speaker 1: this week's episode.
Speaker 3: Great job guys, well, Jared, Yeah, thanks for sharing about
Speaker 3: your experience at Chris's wedding.
Speaker 2: What's your next wedding? Are going to? Since you guys
Speaker 2: are so popular?
Speaker 1: Dude, thank god, we don't have another wedding. We'll not,
Speaker 1: thank god, but needs like just these trips. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't have any weddings coming up. Oh you know what
Speaker 1: the next wedding is. It's probably Nick. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not until like April.
Speaker 3: Nice. Yeah, we didn't get the invite to that one.
Speaker 3: I'm not surprised. I'm surprised, all right, Well, my little
Speaker 3: sucky So that was a great sucky episode. Thank you
Speaker 3: so much for joining us, Calen so much for sharing
Speaker 3: your three favorite numbers with us, and Jared, thanks for
Speaker 3: sucking with us as well.
Speaker 2: Anytime anytime sounds good, sounds good to me.
Speaker 1: I'll suck with you anytime, guys.
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