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Speaker 1: Eight ladies and gentlemen. I don't want to get too

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Speaker 1: far program. I just want to perform one that I wrote,

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Speaker 1: is everybody still come in the car on the way?

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Speaker 1: Is everybody coming to my five K? He's trying to

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Speaker 1: raise money for school for black boys? Man? You know

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Speaker 1: my boy Rob Hayes. Then moving to New York? Man

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Speaker 1: did when you moved in New York? Did you switch

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Speaker 1: football teams and you still well? I've always buried Oakland

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Speaker 1: writer's fas how to help? How did that happened? Both Jackson?

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Speaker 1: My father? Yeah, my father was a raiter's fat. He

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Speaker 1: grew up. They can take you. They didn't have it

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Speaker 1: to Oh see, that's a difference. You could just pick

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Speaker 1: said he had a father. That's what okay? Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: you actually got to watch real games with your dad,

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Speaker 1: and he talked you about the game. He used to

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Speaker 1: cut that the Facons, just like I cutted that the

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Speaker 1: Facons for years. My dad. My dad cuts out Dan

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Speaker 1: Seiders one time in real life. Tell me that story.

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Speaker 1: We must have game. It was so long ago, the Faucon.

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Speaker 1: You just play at Fort County Stadium with the Braves

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Speaker 1: play that right, So the tickets was like eight dollars,

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Speaker 1: but they was at the top, but nobody was there.

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Speaker 1: This is Falcon's red jersey just turned black, so you

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Speaker 1: could just walk down, you know what I'm saying. That's

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Speaker 1: eight right, So my dad got my baseball glove. There

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Speaker 1: you d was on both facultis the braves. This Jerry

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Speaker 1: shout out the dustanding my daddy cumes the prime time.

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Speaker 1: I love red Jersey's turned black as like a signature

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Speaker 1: of what time period. That's my jersey nerds very head

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Speaker 1: leather way like turn but they had Jack got the

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Speaker 1: black ones, got man running Jordan, your daddy funny, it's

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Speaker 1: hill man. He got a he got a pony tail,

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Speaker 1: he's got a point like he said, bricks for like

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Speaker 1: DJ Quick on his second album. But that ship luxurious?

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Speaker 1: Where is he getting his hand done that? My mama

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Speaker 1: do its a pimp like I can't. I can't get

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Speaker 1: up every time I say something about your mama did it?

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, god damn, you got me When

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Speaker 1: he flicked that when you take the rubber band off

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Speaker 1: and flick it. Yeah, he takeing scrunchy off and flip

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Speaker 1: his hand when he get upset. He's like you ever

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Speaker 1: seen running Jordan. Daddy looked curious. I think I've only

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Speaker 1: seen the pony tail, like it's it's most kids for Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he kind of he typed it up, but he he

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Speaker 1: He braided and rolled it up, you know, like like

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Speaker 1: a Niger Master Steven Seagal. It's hilarious man, and he

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Speaker 1: got a Cadillac and he wear a big hat. It's

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Speaker 1: like he's a stereotype all day, like by reef. It's

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Speaker 1: crazy man, It's that's one of the funniest ships. I

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Speaker 1: haven't heard your sound stage and talk about how your daddy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he came by weed no my head. He told me

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Speaker 1: to his trap and he go he gotta view the

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Speaker 1: shirt on basketball shorts, dress socks, dress shoes, ponytail. He

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Speaker 1: walked down there. Everybody all the drugs like young thug

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Speaker 1: rich homing Kun. They got on tight pass sang, but

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Speaker 1: they got no dress shoes, didn't they goddamn little shirt?

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Speaker 1: They then walking the middle. Just excuse me, young man.

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Speaker 1: Anybody having it refunds they think a twelve and fun shout.

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Speaker 1: He got no goddamn ref He's stomping at them dress

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Speaker 1: shoes and sparks and ship flying. Was in the club

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Speaker 1: last night, somebody was smoking. Man, I ain't got security. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's how you know you had in life. And again

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Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't smelled me alone time, Like if

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Speaker 1: you it smells like somebody was lightening up up your

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Speaker 1: drop a little bit like damn so you s Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like the funk out of him. Man, he got

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Speaker 1: to go. If you if you can't, if you still

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Speaker 1: smoke med, what the funk you doing in the club, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't afford it. It's not in your And then

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Speaker 1: you bowl like you're gonna wait. You see everybody's smoking good,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? The atmosphere right, the music

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Speaker 1: But that's the same dude. They got like a couple

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Speaker 1: they have snacks at the Oscars. Ellen ordered pizzas for

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Speaker 1: everybody when she hosted Wow. So if you were at

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Speaker 1: the Oscars, man, what type of stuff would you sneak

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Speaker 1: don't know. So so weed a little bit. You know,

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Speaker 1: What you think. I don't think I would want none

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Speaker 1: want to be bulget. You know you have your keys

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Speaker 1: and your damn I got baby shoe on my keychain. Congratulations, baby, yeah,

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Speaker 1: stoped me out of my body. But my wife kind

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Speaker 1: of you made it. I made it with my penis.

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Speaker 1: I created people. It's a very powerful thing to create

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Speaker 1: a human with your penis. Pull out game strong, shout

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Speaker 1: out there. Everybody who ain't got no kids? Ship later boy,

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Speaker 1: Hey get that damn baby, please turn that off. I

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Speaker 1: just left home to do this. I left the baby.

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Speaker 1: I got to go. Man. It's an opportunity for lifetime.

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Speaker 1: How you boys doing, man? Man, they had a good

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Speaker 1: crystals and stuff. One year old, he old enough to

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Speaker 1: wrapped up, man, just like Runs of the Good Years.

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Speaker 1: I called Running Jordan kids my hypothetical nephews. Man. I

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Speaker 1: just know that they're gonna be succept. Tell them what

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Speaker 1: he turns to a couple of days, but he said,

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Speaker 1: it's Campbell West Jordan's. And this is crazy. The little

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Speaker 1: Jordan's Guess what I call him? Camp Creek? He said, look,

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Speaker 1: I name me a camp Creek. I'm figured he was

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Speaker 1: But my wife's maiden name was Campbell, so she came

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Speaker 1: But the middle name, you know, that's her too. But

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Speaker 1: we met at West Georgia. We was at schools good names.

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Speaker 1: We had a long time to take We've been, we've been.

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Speaker 1: We've been married eleven years, but you know we were

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Speaker 1: married nine years before we got pregned. It the first

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Speaker 1: time I was the legenda of my homeboy. Yeah you

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Speaker 1: is really in love. He said, we was married nine

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Speaker 1: years before we got pregnant. Hey man, well you done

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Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, so you know, it was like

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Speaker 1: because they're white. They're like and I like, my son's

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, y'a thought it's gonna get o bit

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Speaker 1: like I said in my eyes. But I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Paradox on my on the side, I saw black girl

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Speaker 1: to God them kid his name ship. I said, please

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Speaker 1: don't do this to us right. That got to me,

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Speaker 1: what's your baby then? My son? I ain't for the

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Speaker 1: be weasy boot gott it Jackson I said, fuck boot

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Speaker 1: got it jackson crazy ship that I was in Jacksonville, Florida.

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Speaker 1: I stopped by the store. This girl had this little baby,

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Speaker 1: But I can't like ship because my wife is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody, ain't nobody. Mama gave them too beauty full names,

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Yes, that ship sexiest. Stop bating these

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Speaker 1: every time, you can't really move like that. Sick of

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Speaker 1: well maybe maybe not. I don't know, or I don't know.

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Speaker 1: but but how much they give you? I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: One time I had to catch myself though, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then they like, let's go to the party. Be like,

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Speaker 1: because I was at this one coge and I was

421
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,640
Speaker 1: getting stunt it on. I've been trusted the safe, like okay,

422
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 1: you invite somebody over. I've been putting everything with the craic.

423
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 1: That's the only way you need to put something in

424
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: a safe. Man what strangers. Strangers probably go, I don't

425
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: know that they hit the plaids on when them when

426
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: the bitches hit your safe, this is what they gonna do.

427
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: They're gonna run off you when you put your money

428
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,399
Speaker 1: in the safe and you never used the safe. I

429
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: don't I want to kee stuff that is like no work,

430
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 1: you know, what I'm saying, like direction is not clear.

431
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 1: That's very true because the directions on the front of

432
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 1: the safe, it says followed directions like bitch, these directions

433
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: ran off on the floor, right, ran off. That's what

434
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: happened when you put your ship in the safe. What

435
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: does that mean? What you mean with that? Mean? Ran

436
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 1: off for the plug twice? Ran off on the floor twy.

437
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: You don't know what that means. You have a plug.

438
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: I have plenty of plugs. I paid the power bills

439
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 1: we got. Yeah, but you never You ain't never ran

440
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: off on the plug. I mean, I guess if I

441
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: was in the rush, I don't know. I'm not in

442
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,959
Speaker 1: the rush. Like he left on purpose, he had no intentions.

443
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 1: Now this see, this seems like it's not trustworthy. That

444
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 1: seems like a like a bad thing to do, Like

445
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: why would you? How does it happen twice? Yeah? How

446
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: does it? Like? Foobie? What shay? Are you foolby twice?

447
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: You can't fool me twice? Me three times? Same on you?

448
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's j Cole. Was it the same plug?

449
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 1: It could have been a different plug. I believe plas

450
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 1: seemed like the type of thing that to run off

451
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: on the plug. He like he ruled trip though, Okay,

452
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 1: what if he read off this plug before he was

453
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: plies that he became applies do fliest of all Instagram

454
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: like you got it at one time it was like

455
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: good reconnected that he read off out of again again,

456
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: that's what that's not good friend qualities? You think his friends.

457
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't think he hadn't from

458
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 1: the plug though. I don't think he needs like I

459
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: don't think he really gonna not pay the plug. I

460
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: just think he did it because it was funny just

461
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: to be like, ran off on the plug twice and

462
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay you. Then I just had to put

463
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: it in a song. You think because he keeps saying

464
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 1: at the risk Carlton like, I'm not covering to you,

465
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 1: but it's come to me. They don't matter. It doesn't

466
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: matter if like where are you at in your life?

467
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 1: Like everybody can relate to that song. I think it's

468
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:12,239
Speaker 1: because every week every weed man is irresponsible because they

469
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 1: always I would be there timutes, it would be thirty minutes.

470
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: I've read off the student low plug. You've what I

471
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: was like, I can't even tell you put it out.

472
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: I heard they call you now while you're still in school, like, yeah,

473
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: who did you started paper play? Like bro, I'm a freshman.

474
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: Bro they called. They don't see now they outsourcing who

475
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: they get the call for your student loan. So now

476
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 1: they're using they look at your name and they'll try

477
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: to use like somebody on the opposite sex to call you.

478
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: Because I got a call and the girl on the

479
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 1: other langugees like ship, what's the up? I was like,

480
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 1: I know this. She's like, stop playing. You know who

481
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: this is. I was like, no, I don't know what this.

482
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: She's like, this is look Hesha calling about your student loan.

483
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: Hell no, you are deceptive. Text me, I would like,

484
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: text me, I can't talking Instagram. She did follow me

485
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 1: on Instagram. But if your bills got screenshot it, you

486
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: probably would pay them. Every time she come in, she

487
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: leads a little money with the wings on it. Can

488
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: you tell her a chickens get up from her Instagram?

489
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 1: Hell yeah? If she got her baby on the hoverboard, yes,

490
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: if if her son dressed like a little dope boys

491
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: all the four. If you got your kid's name and

492
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: your bio, you are ghetto. Is he you got your

493
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: kids whole name tattooed on you like like a paragraph,

494
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: like if it's more than four of them. Hey, if

495
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: you post your church pictures in the morning and then

496
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: as soon as you get out of church you post

497
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: a blunt ghetto it's hell. If you take a picture

498
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: in the locker room of the strip club you're working at,

499
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: and then your hashtag is blessed yet always hell. Shout

500
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: out to all the ladies on there who trying to

501
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: pretend like they don't see their nipple out in the picture.

502
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the old black ass nipple. I did

503
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: not know your nipple could get that. Damn black nipples

504
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: get black? His heir, which one get black? And nipples

505
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: or elbows? Oh? Nipples, nipples be black? Is hell? Never

506
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: compared the nipple to it elbow before. They're the same

507
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: ship you had never seen them. Ties look like she's

508
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: shrying to show up them form TETs look like juvenile

509
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: album cover. You're trying to look up at some titty hunt.

510
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: It's a lot of ghetto ship on Instagram. What else

511
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: I saw a dude post He posted some weed and

512
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: some pills and a pistol, and he would like shout

513
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: out to my partner got me straight on the balls,

514
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: I would like you a fool, And he tagged a

515
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 1: dude that sold them to him. That's that's stuff. Yeah,

516
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: Instagram get Away, the twerk videos with the baby in

517
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: the background, Oh those are classic. Yeah. They only catch

518
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: them on the on the on the countdown on world,

519
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: so I don't have time to find everything the world.

520
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: Start vyeing compilations to be saving my poop time. Hell yeah, yeah,

521
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 1: it makes it joyful. What's some money? Get those ship

522
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: you're saying on the ground, turt videos with the dirty mirror.

523
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm tired of seeing people post these damn plates. I

524
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: ain't gonna say who it was. Somebody just posted a

525
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: raw ass turkey on there. Somebody posted a turkey or

526
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: season of turkey. They just put like some gravy juice

527
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: on it. When you can't identify the food, yeah, like,

528
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: look at the hashtags and find out what you're looking.

529
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: Could y'all please just stop posting foods. I don't give

530
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: a damn how good it tastes. I haven't seen one

531
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: plate on there that made me be like, damn, I

532
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: wish I had some greens with some wet corn bread

533
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: on it. Like, what the hell why I see that's

534
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: what said. They'd be like cooking for babe. That's how

535
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: you keep up. That's why I camped him. And I

536
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: did not know that women were so lame. You can't

537
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: even post a picture without a Shakespeare quote, a quote

538
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: from a Drake song. Don't nobody like I know this ship?

539
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: You're standing there by yourself, But the quote is you

540
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: have a fun on a motorcycle in the rain making love.

541
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell have to do with you

542
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: standing in the empty hallway? How about that front door

543
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: that's dirty and ship. You'll see that they bright in

544
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: front of the door. The door dirty, got handprints, all

545
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: what Locke is and stuff. I'm tired of seeing people

546
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: work out with regular ass bodies. I'm sick of this ship.

547
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: Like you in the gym every day and you would

548
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: look exactly the same. Nothing's changeful, just like put water

549
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: on themselves and they take the picture. No, dj Kalett.

550
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: He stayed working out every day. He looked the same

551
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: like that. Like you know, people be posting like the

552
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: sweaty pick and they like be sweaty. I think some

553
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: people don't be sweaty. They just be wet oh. I

554
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: I followed this one old ass lady. She was She's

555
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: been in the entertainment for a long time. Bro, she

556
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: used to be a group of fo rob base what

557
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: bro her throwback Thursday pittures be crazy. You don't never

558
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: know who she gonna be on that with it. She

559
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: had a picture on there with young LLL cool J.

560
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: I was like, he had just got his record deal.

561
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: She I mean she had the vision, man, she knew

562
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: it was gonna be great. Back Thursday pictures be crazy, Man,

563
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: she didn't cover three generations of hip hop. I gotta

564
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: follow that lady. I got this ladies, I g after

565
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: the shot the improv and she was miss California? Is

566
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: that slow village video? Words really had like took me back? Yeah? Yeah,

567
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: selfish with Kanye West, and Bentley was, yeah, that's that's right.

568
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: What oh too? That's crazy. That's what everybody would have

569
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: bade the Napes to pay the the fat on it.

570
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: How much time on average, dude, you spend on Instagram?

571
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't shapeful. It's almost like a reflex

572
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: like if nothing's happening, nobody saying anything to me, I'm

573
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: not doing anything. I'm just like it picks you ever

574
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: had somebody to leave it, like leave a Thursday's comment

575
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: that you didn't want to fun and it just made

576
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: you change, like challenge everything about yourself, Like what what

577
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: made you think I wanted to funk with you? Yeah,

578
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: that's just the most uncomfortable ship ever, Like when an

579
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: ugly person be like, shit, when I saw you yesterday,

580
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: I almost kissed you. I always stop drinking. You always

581
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: feel weir. Yeah, somebody puts hard eyes that I don't

582
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: know that well, and it's just like you just go

583
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: you blocking other people who might see that and be like, oh,

584
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: that must be a girl saying it's like come on,

585
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: but what about Like do you think you gotta claim

586
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: a girl on Instagram? Like that's the argument. Now that's

587
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: a new a new generation. Like won't you you see

588
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: a love hip hop? She was like, well, why don't

589
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: you post that you go with? You know? I'm like,

590
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: that's that's you don't be telling you you with me

591
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: and you eat about refrigerator though, I mean you gotta

592
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: claim them socially man, like right, I don't do the

593
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: door over with you in here? You don't shoo the

594
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: door over. Come on the like, I don't get that.

595
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, it's it's time for my

596
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: favorite topic. Oh yeah, you're the kid. This is you

597
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: started a whole moving man, like I really saw your

598
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: whole and with shooting today on what side nig Sunday? Man,

599
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: we need some claps behind that, man, that's this is

600
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: an accomplishment. Man, I don't see why are you not

601
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: clapping me? You never had a side neigh They look

602
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: down down judgment, judgment, They looked down like yes, hell yeah, man,

603
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: I've been seeing and you know I've been seeing everybody's

604
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: decide nick And now yeah you did use first that

605
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: I could. I could as to that that was your

606
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: thing first first hashtags, I think Sundays but you have

607
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: But like I like because you was like, okay, let

608
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: me get but Jay's together. You know you got you

609
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: got my life together. You gotta side thig. Look like,

610
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: if if my wife ever cheated up, be find you.

611
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't know why because I fit the blueprint. Yeah,

612
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna find your dude. That to you,

613
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: but you're gonna know he's gonna be following you or

614
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: something because you give me these dudes. If you ever

615
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: catch me cheating with your girl. That means you went

616
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: over and behind. Right, We don't. I don't do nothing

617
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: to get caught up. I don't get my receipts. We

618
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: don't stop by no A T M. You know what

619
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: I mean. I called on the way over there. I

620
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: got everything. I know all. I got a list of

621
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: all her favorite ship that she might So you're the original.

622
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: So you pretty gas bro. I don't have to stop

623
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: for gas. I eat at home. Did you keep I

624
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: keep cash using the car for protein? You know what

625
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: I mean? You're like that Jason board you talk about.

626
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: People always want to be like, oh, well, what you

627
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: got your numbers saved? That? She don't even have my

628
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: numbers safe my number number. My number is just a

629
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: raw number with that one text that says locked in.

630
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: It's an old text from like two thousand thirteen, like

631
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: when the NY could go through her phone. He looking forward,

632
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: looking forward this text. So, oh, they don't even get

633
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: brought up. Don't say my number. Hey, my number is

634
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: not saved under nothing. It's just a number. You gotta

635
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: click the hashtag at the very bottom to find my

636
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: n So is it a decent amount of chicks to

637
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: have to be a see this this what this? What? This?

638
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: What made me understand something. It's like I figured out

639
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: that your girl could really be in love with you

640
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: until you make her mad, and she gonna do some

641
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: whole ship to make you mad. That's how they get back.

642
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: I'm the nigger that she gonna do the whole ship

643
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 1: with you to get back. I'm to get back, dude.

644
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: At two, we didn't even gotta funk every time. That's

645
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: why that would be worse. That's why I'm deciding, girl

646
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: never problems that. I hate to see that baby boy

647
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: with Jody with SNOOPI was on the phone. He was like, yeah,

648
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: you're jail stoopids, Like this is jod Eve, the thinker

649
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: who can't get out of his MoMA house. I was like,

650
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: I know his heart hurts right then. It was hurtful

651
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: to hear his that's the type of ship to jail,

652
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: like bella nigger out to ask for saying something. Well,

653
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: I will go put his baby sister in the face

654
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: at school. You gotta fight that nigger. Younger brother. I

655
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: would check her out of school and punch of the

656
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 1: face and to the back of tell you brother, if

657
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: years so wait, wait, wait, so you don't always always

658
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: sometimes you just listen today. But you're like a outside dude, like, yes,

659
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 1: you with the right I might be a side dude.

660
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: I might be like, see, this is what I'm saying.

661
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: If you out, like if you take the sex out,

662
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: she's gonna be leaving your crib at like in the

663
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: afternoon two o'clock and the ship just gonna here to Like, damn,

664
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: he asked for no pussy? What is going on? You know?

665
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: You just gave me a revelation. Stop asking for puts

666
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: all the time? My wife like I'm outside do cause

667
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: I do. That's how your marriage and lad level. I've

668
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: been telling you for years that you got to come

669
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 1: home and act like you ain't got the rent money

670
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 1: and make a funk for the rent. I've been saying that.

671
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 1: I've been saying that. That's what's up. What were you saying?

672
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you're you're you're ready to find line between

673
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: what what the side dude is and Fred No, because

674
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: likely you're a nice guy like I've been. I've been

675
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: put in the Fred box plenty of time. Do it

676
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: exactly what you say? You're you don't understand that. It's

677
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: like I have a lot of Do you understand that

678
00:36:54,360 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: unintentional friends. I've had a lot of sleepover to be dude,

679
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: rock rock this. You are sad, That's what I'm saying.

680
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to have slumber parties. That

681
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: was not the goal, you know what I'm saying, Like

682
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: you don't have feels when you play the weekend all

683
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: the way and you think you're about to get something

684
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,720
Speaker 1: and then you realize, oh no, that's not what happened,

685
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: and then you got to play something harder the way back.

686
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: You can't be a sad nigger because your heart is

687
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: into it. Ain't no sad nigga right into the chick house, like,

688
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: oh I hope I get some buzzy. That's already understood.

689
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: Like when you sat nigga, you like a diet boyfriend.

690
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 1: That's all that. It's like boyfriend lights right, boyfriend zero

691
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: exactly with the shirt with no calorie boyfriend zero exactly.

692
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: What I don't know? So what? Okay? So what am

693
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: I doing wrong? You care care? See, I don't forget

694
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: about I can tell by the way to heat, like

695
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: the inflection in your voice. Let me know that it's

696
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: a little with some slick jealous when you said, Freeze,

697
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: say you're a friend, You're a friend, and then he

698
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: started judging me, so then I knew his feelings was

699
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: judge you. I'm trying to figure out. Okay, I feel

700
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: like I feel like our goals are very similar, but

701
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:19,479
Speaker 1: you end up sometimes having sex with these women. Okay, Rob,

702
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna be up all the time going home disappointed.

703
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you're gonna be her boyfriend for

704
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: eight months. I'm gonna be her sad nigga three four years.

705
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying? Now, we don't have

706
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: it because I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna be at

707
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: your new house when you move. I'm gonna help you

708
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: move and get your little shit together. That's what I'm saying.

709
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: That help people every time I see it's a fine

710
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: line between the friend zone and that's having a boyfriend.

711
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: It's like getting accepted into college having a sad nigger,

712
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: like being on scholarship. Oh so they are a little

713
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: more arrogant on scholarship. Two quarterbacks. It is right because

714
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: you know, you know you can eat, you gonna eat.

715
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: You got somewhere to stay all you gotta do is

716
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,479
Speaker 1: go to school. But I feel like, okay, I feel

717
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: like when you do that, they know they can't just

718
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: like do you like they do. It is a very

719
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: intense formula to this tide nigger ship. Okay. It goes

720
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: like see you to like an animal ship and you

721
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: can't leave with women. Number one complaint, men ain't ship

722
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 1: right exactly, So men ain't ship. They know that off

723
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: the top. Okay. So look I already showed up like, hey,

724
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: I ain't ship. Okay, So look this is what I'm

725
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm gonna do all the ship that you

726
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: think I'm not gonna do and convince you that I

727
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: am the ship a little bit. But I'm not gonna

728
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: do that ship all the time. You go find who

729
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: can do some of that ship he can't do. I'm

730
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: gonna do the rest of it. Sad, she got perfect,

731
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: So just is not all the time? Don't up. I

732
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 1: don't have to show and do everything. I don't have

733
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: to show up and listen to your feelings and eat

734
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: your pu wasn't all that. No, I don't have to

735
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: do that all the time. She calls me on a

736
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: what I need basis, Hey, my period about to come on.

737
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 1: I'm just emotionally. Can't we smoke a blunt and you

738
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: just hold me? Yes, come right now, I'm drunk. I

739
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: feel like sucking some dick. My boyfriend out of town. Yes,

740
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: my phone about to get cut off. Can you let

741
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: me borrow forward it lass the next week? Don't even

742
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 1: worry about it. Take a hundred love you be? Could

743
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,439
Speaker 1: you stu to dik so good? I feel I don't

744
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: say that. It'sn't plaid already. I feel like I need

745
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: a truck, but I ain't got enough money on a

746
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 1: credit card debit card to get this truck from the

747
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 1: U haul. Don't worry about it. My partner got a truck,

748
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: will be over there. Sad nig and ship. I'm trying

749
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: to help her be strong with she weak like like you.

750
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: Is it like a life card having a sad nigga

751
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: to the ladies, It's just like having triple A in

752
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: life life triple shirt. My my battery dead? Can you

753
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: come jump me off? Hell? Yeah? What's wrong with it? Oh? Yeah,

754
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: I'm in there. I'm saving my money. Yes, your mom

755
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: A couple of play uncles exactly them, the dudes who

756
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: didn't try to funk your mama out of respect for

757
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: your daddy. Wow them the niggas that was almost your daddy. Wow,

758
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I challenged everybody who listening to this ship

759
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: to ask your mom about the dude she was sucking

760
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: weird right before your daddy. Nantan's out of ten. She

761
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: liked that nigga way more than your daddy. Your daddy

762
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: just showed up and did some extravagant ship because they

763
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: fucked up, and then he got it back at the end. Joe,

764
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: don't make their face because your folks was in love

765
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: and you don't give a ask your mom about to do.

766
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: Everybody asked your mom about to do? Who was right

767
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: before your daddy? Brace yourself. I don't want to hear that.

768
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: Brace yourself. I'm like on the blind side. I just

769
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: come my years, all right, do that? Anybody who got

770
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: a hard ask your mom about the nigga who was

771
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: right before your dadd brob, you look perplexed. I mean

772
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: I stopped, Like, Yo, you stopped. I'm habitually in a

773
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: friend zone because you're a really nice guy. You are

774
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: a really nice guy, and I like, I've tried to

775
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: be the side you didn't look this this coming from

776
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: a night I was. I had college years, so I

777
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: do know a little bit. I was a nice dude

778
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: in high school trying to go with your stuff. When

779
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: I got to college and start being like, but what's

780
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: up though, Like you're gonna let me like snapchat me

781
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: that pussy. We didn't do that back then, Like we

782
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: was like drink has and the pussy, Like it was

783
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: old ship, like two thousand. I remember the day text

784
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: messages came out. I remember that too. I had to

785
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: know the two way pages. Oh my god, dude, that's

786
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,760
Speaker 1: how long we've been in the game. No Kia phones

787
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: with the big brick back. You remember when chicks used

788
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: to send news and you couldn't even really see them, Yeah,

789
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: because it had a j It was just about knowing

790
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: that she wanted you to know. That first black band

791
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,959
Speaker 1: to use your imagination with news first came out. Bro. Yeah,

792
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: but you remember seen the news with a dollar? Oh god, dude, Bro.

793
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,919
Speaker 1: I remember back in the day, if a girl sent

794
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: you some neked pictures to your email, she had money

795
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: because they had that gate Yeah, the Gateway. That was

796
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: the first hood computer. Everybody could pay on it every week.

797
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: It was in the living room, your Mama said, don't

798
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: touch it. Man. We've been around since you remember my Space? Bro?

799
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: I remember you probably wasn't about ninth grade. Man, I

800
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: was grown on my Space. Hell, you know, my Space

801
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: was the ship. Yeah it took man, it took so

802
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: long to message back and forth. It took you like

803
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: four hours to get a girl the number of from

804
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: my Space. Yeah, I was already married, so we still

805
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: had dollars that way. You love my Space. When you

806
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 1: go to a girl page and you see that on lane,

807
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: now you remember that. They sounds so fun? What boy

808
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: go to somebody paid and being their top friends once

809
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: a week just to see where you're stand on my Space? Robert,

810
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: you fin to switch your game up. You're gonna take

811
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: the two that you learn here. I don't suggest you

812
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: do it, man, because I don't think I think. I think.

813
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: I think I'll catch somebody off guard. The first space

814
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: expect Rob covering over and I come over and as

815
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: like Rob trying to be Carlos. You gotta be robbed, though,

816
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: You gotta be robbed like you gotta be your That's

817
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: the whole trick to being a sad nigger. You gotta

818
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: be yourself. Yeah, you gotta like a star Wars drip

819
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 1: pain't flex, Rob because she got to see the naked

820
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: ass soul of you, Robbed. You gotta show your ass.

821
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: You gotta show who you really are, deep down and sad.

822
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: You gotta let us see you without a hair cut,

823
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: all that ship when you funked up. That's what it is.

824
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: You gotta expose yourself to Joe. Stop making these faces. Man,

825
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: he's a really nice guy, always been her boyfriend, Hold

826
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: her hand, take her to the prom. That's the dude

827
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: your mom like, I'm the type of nigger that cuts

828
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 1: your dad out and call him a bit your ass nigger.

829
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: But he gonna respect me because I ain't gonna let

830
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: him disrespect me. That's the type of tea. You see

831
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Rob, that's the type of nigga. Yeah,

832
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: me right there. That's the type of nigger I am. Rob. Hey,

833
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: that's what I get into. Like, you can't, you can't always.

834
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: Women don't like nice ship all the time. Sometimes you

835
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: gotta stick index finger in a booted to the knuckle

836
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: just so she can know that you're a real nigga.

837
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: You've been out here giving them they groove back. Basically,

838
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 1: you kind of bro. I know all right, I'm the

839
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: type of nigga that y'all women cheating on y'all with.

840
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: They come over there and they ask for all that

841
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: thug ship. Can I just get my ass eight from

842
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: the front? What hell you know trying to trying to

843
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: keep me because she tried having sex with you in

844
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: this fucking condom. That's why you wear a rubber every time, bro,

845
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: she want to feel that bit. These bitches want at

846
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: least two breakfast a year. Bro. Playing don't cost that much.

847
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: They don't even tell you they'd be slick on birth

848
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: control anyway. Don't nobody to get a funk about this ship. Now,

849
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: you could get STD and die. But other than that,

850
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: if you suck somebody and you get an STD, you

851
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: nasty because you don't know how to pick clean people, right,

852
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: because you can know what clean people look like. You

853
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: can look at the bit and look look at it is.

854
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: If she had white ass and clear skin, that puts

855
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: it clean. If you with pimples and yellow ass and

856
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: ship and eggs a month, that's how you started getting it.

857
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: This sounds like a bare minimum way. I won't kind

858
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: of enjoy it. Sounds like you've be scared sometimes though,

859
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: like when you I know you probably get tested up here. Bro,

860
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: you gotta get tested. But it's a rough weekend, man,

861
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: No it ain't. You know, don't be instant now, get that.

862
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't give them back to you fast enough.

863
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck they said? They hit me back.

864
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,439
Speaker 1: That's when you stopped posting it, like what God has

865
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: from niggas? Won't go get tested? Go get tested, Go

866
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: get tested. They might can save your ass. Yeah. Yeah,

867
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 1: the niggas don't know what's wrong. I went him out here.

868
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: Ain't that bad? With Charla? She was like, I got it,

869
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: ain't that was weird. Doctor. Doctor was trying to make

870
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 1: us believe something that we know is. Doctor was eating

871
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 1: a sucker and ship gonna be out. And he was like, yo.

872
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: I used to tell the women, hey, Charlie, she has HIV,

873
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna treat you afterwards like you came after

874
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: They like, yeah, Charlie, gonna put it in you, but

875
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,959
Speaker 1: I would take it out. Do you hear what he's saying?

876
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: You know how much money that is? Do you hear what? Rob?

877
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: What's gonna come out with the cure? I thought the dude,

878
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: was gonna be like and I could treat you as

879
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,479
Speaker 1: well and like have a briefcase, and it was gonna

880
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: have the cure. They make sure you ask her if

881
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: she sucked Charlie sheen. That's a minimum. Now that's a must. Jesus,

882
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: could you Charlie get all his little money? Much love

883
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: to everybody who got something. I know this ship ain't

884
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: funny than you at all, But what's the next topic.

885
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: Some people go to Bob and study too. Hey man,

886
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: you just got caught out there. To find you somebody

887
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: who got what you gotten. You know you can tell

888
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: if she got something, that the real ship. If you

889
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: got some ship, just find you somebody who got what

890
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: you got the same strand and just got damn pimp

891
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: out another jewel and keep your mouth off of keep

892
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: your and keep your mouth off. Stay out that radio

893
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: and get out refrigerator. Keep your mouth off. That's what's up, man.

894
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm glad y'all brought that because a lot of people

895
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,439
Speaker 1: out here sick, man, need to go get tested. It's

896
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of the lot of fine

897
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: girls are sick to hell. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know,

898
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: but it just I feel like it is that will

899
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: keep me saying a lot of people like girl is

900
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: too bad. They got a lot of follows. I'll be like,

901
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: she got something, some good pussy. That's what I don't

902
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: be thinking. Sometimes the prettiest girls don't got the good.

903
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: They'd be the laziest in the best sometimes they some

904
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: time the prettiest was to be the laziest and they're

905
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: like I looking with I. It was to be like, really,

906
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna let me do this? Hell? Yeah, you know

907
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: the ones with the ones that look right and you

908
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: go over there, her T shirt don't fit right? That's

909
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: about because it's like you haven't been giving everything in

910
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: life that it makes you a giver. Yeah, it makes

911
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: you a giver. Yeah. Vigoina is only as good as

912
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: the person who has it. Yeah, because some people just

913
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: think just because you have a vagina is the automatic.

914
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: If you're not a good person, you're not gonna have

915
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: good vagina. Yes, if you don't, if you like, if

916
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: you don't drink water and ship, it was not gonna

917
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: be good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just glad. Yeah, I see

918
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:27,879
Speaker 1: the all that meeting water dance, water dance, what hey, man,

919
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: we gotta get robbed Hayes back together, man, you broke

920
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: up up over there. You're good. You was a lie.

921
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 1: It is rock. It is spoiler alert. Right. What's your

922
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: social media? Man? Man our Instagram at Rob Hayes, Snapchat,

923
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: Hayes rob uh Twitter? Robert is the man? Why he

924
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: got different? Everything you got? You just creative? Man? Yeah?

925
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: Well everything is this old platforms. Tell them all that ship.

926
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of got with all this.

927
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: I got uh six me too, but my ship be

928
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: I got like baby first walking videos that I hate

929
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: to let the ship like that. I hate this ship,

930
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: but I hate cared about life and ship. He got responsibility, yeah, man,

931
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: because that's why I look at your instagram be like Carlos,

932
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: but I'm responsible to man, No, you're responsible. But it's

933
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: like yes somebody, I don't. Will you married, you'd be

934
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: like please somebody out these I'm sick of these those man.

935
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: I need you to be done. My wife. If my

936
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: wife is listening, putting my voice on listen, if my

937
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: wife is out there somewhere, I'm sick of sick of

938
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: looking for you need to make me at the waf

939
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,760
Speaker 1: I House on North Side Draft Thursday at three thirty

940
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: what does she pull up and meet you and then

941
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: she pull off and be like, ran off the plug?

942
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: Fall in love right now? Who want one of them?

943
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: One of them? Hood rich business like I'm gonna predicting girl,

944
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: you like she got a camaro. I was just about

945
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: to say that ran off on the floor, like you

946
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: know how to hit it. She ain't no stripid, but

947
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: she could have been, like she might be a bot

948
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 1: like her brother. Yeah, but she at school or something

949
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: like she got a job, like they don't nobody know

950
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: who her baby dad is. How much time you spared

951
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: at the strip club? Man? Um, I don't go to

952
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: the strip club a lot, because now I've been around

953
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 1: the city so long and I've been knowing the strip

954
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: Like I go to the strip club and I'd be like, hey,

955
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: all your supster doing like I know them? Yeah you

956
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean. That's like it ain't even it

957
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 1: ain't even the same, no more like it used to

958
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: go and be like, oh look now, it's just like,

959
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: can we agree that strippers have some of the best conversations?

960
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 1: Strippers are some of the nicest women, best conversations I've

961
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: ever had. Ye. It's like I remember one time I

962
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: was in the strip club in the strip of just

963
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: grabbed my beard and I was like, you got some

964
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: weed in your beer. I was like, you are such

965
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: a nurturer. Would you marry a stripper? Yeah, but I

966
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: don't think I can marry her in the city she

967
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: used to strip in. That's a requirement. That is good.

968
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: You do you see how much money these strippers be making.

969
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't see him ever stopping, Like why would you stop?

970
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: I like, I like to be on Instagram about four

971
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning when all the strips get our work,

972
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: and then they'd be sitting there with their home girl

973
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: strip of counting up all the ones like it's lit here. Yeah,

974
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: the girls ain't getting no money. What's what's the tongue

975
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: out and tongue out? I love it? Yeah, but if

976
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: you used to host it every night. I used to

977
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: host the cameltoe contest at the Dancey League. You should

978
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: bring that was the That was some of the hardest

979
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: times I've ever laughed. There was a lady in there

980
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: and she used to make costas you're after that. She's

981
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: just like Zoro, Yeah, who put the Christmas lights superl

982
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 1: to arm She had Christmas lights around her breast. You

983
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,040
Speaker 1: know what's funny. I look on the online now and

984
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 1: I see a lot of those nights that I hosted

985
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: at them strip club. They went viral like that. It's

986
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: a picture of this one striple with her leg out right.

987
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: She had a leg cut off. I'm like the way

988
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: they took the picture. They took the picture over my shoulder.

989
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: I'm like this picture doing numbers like, ain't even And

990
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: there was another one the same lady, y'all talking about

991
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: what she was. I was doing something and she was

992
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: on stage and flipping around. I used to host all

993
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: the crazy ship around to say that, I used to

994
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: host it all the amateur nights. I used to host

995
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 1: the Cametoe contest. I host the Slap a Bitch contest.

996
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 1: That was about to say that was my favorite ships

997
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 1: like too, I hosted one time and King of Diamonds

998
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: and Mammi. I hosted the female boxing and the pretty

999
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: girls whooped the studs asses like bro I hosted the

1000
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: boxing around here too. Did you notice have you ever

1001
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: seen the pretty girl I went to They shout out

1002
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: to the King of Diamonds. We need some claps on

1003
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: that one. The costco the strip Club that is the

1004
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: Louis Vaton. That is a little but when you see

1005
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,879
Speaker 1: a bitch go this stories up and just the King

1006
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: of Diamonds, it's like ribs to a black man. It is.

1007
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: We love rips King of Diamonds and you'll eat it

1008
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: any time. Rips up the strip club. You know, my

1009
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: boy hooked me up bb He owned a circle House

1010
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: studios down there, man, so he had me host. I

1011
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: ain't you know, I go to strip clubs a lot,

1012
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: but I ain't never been the v I p. They

1013
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: was like, I'm so ghetto. This was what you want

1014
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: to drink out like ship got the crown. I got

1015
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: a gallon of Crown, roll my homeboy and knock. They

1016
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: gave me a gallon of Crown. Road dog, my boy

1017
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: knocked by the King of kid, give me a gallon

1018
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: of crown. Whatever that big gass would have handle, it

1019
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 1: had a handle. We hit the crap my boy, like, man,

1020
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 1: I'm not even knocked the whole top of that bit out.

1021
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: And they fight the little all the little stud like

1022
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: a little wade and walk a flocker and a little

1023
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: pretty girls had like matches sports broad short. They was fine.

1024
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 1: They looked like strippers, but they pretty had they had

1025
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: with them great their bonnet, that black bondy with that

1026
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: gray band around in the eby hood chick. Remember this

1027
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: it to because every guy. My wife got that bondy.

1028
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: That's the funny part. That's how she got pregnant with

1029
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 1: the bonnet. Anyway. Anyway, so the pretty girls was whooping

1030
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: the studs, and I was like, if you were stud

1031
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 1: and you get your ass whoop, you can't being stood

1032
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,399
Speaker 1: no more. Damn, you gotta turn back feminine. You can't.

1033
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,879
Speaker 1: You gotta turn in your Geordan's and your big as. Gee,

1034
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: what's your what's your social media at Ronnie Jordan? Man,

1035
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: Ronnie Jordan, I don't did I eat j R D

1036
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 1: on everything? I ain't on stapchat yet. I don't think

1037
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: it's Hey man, a lot of people have been reposting

1038
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 1: your bad Boys a comedy clip. Man that that nigga

1039
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: that I had to due to the mall stopped me

1040
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,919
Speaker 1: and made his son du The whole joke was really cool. Bro.

1041
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 1: He was like, Yeah, my son loved that ship. Do it.

1042
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that. Talk about that ship real quick

1043
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: on some comedians ship, you know what I mean? Y'all

1044
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: shot that in New York, right, you know New York.

1045
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: They don't really down too much. Especially it was like hot.

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00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: It was summertimes. It was like where you it was

1047
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: like they had to stand outside for three hours. P

1048
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: did he Bad was a comedy. I was the first

1049
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: comedy to tape. I was the first dude to go

1050
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: on stage. You Bob something that. Bob something to told

1051
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: me like a month before I was in Walter Latham

1052
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: off and shout out to Walton. He's like the producer

1053
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: the kids of comedy. He was like, we're gonna started

1054
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: off right, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell Bob. I let

1055
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: Bob tell you what's going on. He was like, Bob,

1056
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: tell tell what's going on. Who's gonna start off the show? Listen, family,

1057
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: I got this. No tell as this nigger is Lesten Lesten.

1058
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: When I tell you that this nigger is ready right

1059
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: now to be a stall lesson, No, No, I'll show you.

1060
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: I'll show you show. He's like, we started off with

1061
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: Ronnie's gonna we're gonna put pressure on these nigs. I was,

1062
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: but I was like I was. That was the most nervous.

1063
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: I haven't been What the fun do? Yeah, we taped

1064
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: it like three oh four they come on TV five. Yeah,

1065
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: because yeah, we take that three dogs. Every comedian in

1066
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: America was trying to yeah, but to take about it

1067
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: at least don't know. I was in there. I gave,

1068
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: I gave water. Lason was like, who else you think

1069
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: it's funny? I wrote down every comedian in my phone,

1070
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: gave him the numbers in the names. You know what

1071
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I had your ship in there. I gave everybody.

1072
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: Do know, no matter of fact you went around, it

1073
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: was so three you he was around. I came back

1074
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 1: off the other because I gave every Yeah they did

1075
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 1: two seasons, but every number my phone. Dog, I was like,

1076
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: he go, everybody, I know you know what I'm saying.

1077
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't be hating like that. I'm like, dog,

1078
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: everybody need to shot that, you know. Then I when

1079
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: the first thing, puff Daddy walked up behind me, like

1080
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: write the phone about to get out. I'm already nervous.

1081
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: He was walking up like you funny, heard your funny, motherfucker.

1082
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, sir, I am funny comedian. But yeah,

1083
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: like he didn't had me writing for Diddy. That ship

1084
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: was crazy, man. Yeah, they was like, did he want

1085
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: somebody right? And I'm like, they had this white guy

1086
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: in there. He was like, I don't know what to

1087
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: write for him? And he was did he was in

1088
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: the mirror practices. I was like, you're gonna do jokes.

1089
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: He was like, nah, we're gonna He was like, no,

1090
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to do no jokes. They told me

1091
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: there's like now he don't want to do jokes. He

1092
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: just wanted his intro all the way out, you know

1093
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And I was like, dude, right now

1094
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: what he's saying. He was practicing what he's saying the mirror.

1095
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, but if the Easy five hundred ever got there, Ship,

1096
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: he was like he was chicken. I was like, yes,

1097
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: I do, Yes, I would like some chicken. Thank you.

1098
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: That's dope, man. Yeah, the dope comedy stories you get. Oh,

1099
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: Ship had been in the game. You've been around some

1100
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: real official as I was. Ship. Ricky Smiley one of

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00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: my my good mentor kind of like first person to

1102
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: give me some big money. You know what I'm saying.

1103
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: He took me in a row when he saw me

1104
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: do the Keys of Comedy Search and he was like,

1105
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: what you're doing tomorrow. I was like none. He was like,

1106
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: meet me in Tennessee and he did his eighties. He

1107
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: walked in like he walked in like fifteen minutes for going.

1108
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: He was like, Ronnie, you do forty five. I'm my host, Ronnie,

1109
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: you do forty five. He's like, you can headline right

1110
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: and I was like yes, so I had to do.

1111
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: I had the headline right away, like I wasn't even

1112
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: doing comedy probably like a year. And then he said,

1113
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: come tomorrow, I'm doing. That's when he was on the

1114
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: rest Part Mode show. He was doing t s U.

1115
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: He's like mebe to tomorrow and he had me do

1116
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: the warm ups between you know that crowd is rough

1117
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: at TSU. So I was doing the warm ups between

1118
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 1: you so, you know, dude trying to helcause I was

1119
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: roasting and all that. Ship. They they go back on

1120
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Speaker 1: the radio on the air and then Ricky was like, yeah, yes,

1121
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: stay today because I was like, man, I gotta go

1122
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: to Jackson. I gotta show with Nord and uh Sea Dog.

1123
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going to Mississippi too. He was like,

1124
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: I take you. It was Jackson, Mississippi. So I'm thinking,

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01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm like, oh my god, this is crazy.

1126
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: So Ricky he get a private jet right, one of

1127
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 1: these small ones with like ten passengers, his whole squad carton.

1128
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: Uh Ken said, it's probably like eight passengers ten passing.

1129
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: One of them small like a limo size in the back.

1130
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna like, I'm nervous as hell, but it's

1131
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: still the coolest shing ever. Then they let Ricky flyder

1132
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: goddamn plane. He learned how to I'm like, oh, I'm

1133
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: going to die with Ricky. But the cool part was

1134
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 1: he dropped that he had the pilot take him to

1135
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: his show somewhere else in Mississippi, and the pilot took

1136
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: me back to what I was going by myself. So

1137
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: I got yeah, So I hit the clap clap. No,

1138
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: I din't see, I don't have to pay me up

1139
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: like this private airpoint. I got like a backpack on.

1140
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: I'm like ne commedian like the year. They're like, damn,

1141
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 1: I really, I said ship. He gave the plane. He

1142
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: told the plane take me. She's like, you know it

1143
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: cost the land. So Ricky was cool man. He took

1144
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 1: me on the road for a long time. He once

1145
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: told me, you know you cleaned up a little bit.

1146
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: You can get some money, man. So I was like,

1147
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: you know, it's some cool old g s out here.

1148
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: So that's why I trying to be cool. You know what.

1149
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: I ain't getting everything by myself, you know what I'm saying, Like,

1150
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: I try to help out whatever I can. You know.

1151
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: That's why when I see what y'all doing, like, oh,

1152
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,439
Speaker 1: I think that ship it's crazy something like whatever, y'all

1153
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,919
Speaker 1: do whatever you need and be college. You like that ship?

1154
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: Funny thought what you what you was doing a while

1155
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: and I'll be hearing you up like we've just been

1156
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: trying to put something together and should be funny to

1157
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: all to see somebody you know, OLDTV that is crazy.

1158
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 1: Still rob out here with it what you're doing with

1159
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 1: these jokes? Man, Man, you just came out of nowhere

1160
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 1: and messed the game. First started riding passed me our

1161
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 1: first Mike. Yeah, I was doing Yeah, J was a

1162
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 1: kJ uh. We was at the office louds re uh

1163
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: Athens and the Okay and that Little Plaza. Yeah, the

1164
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 1: Little Plaza you hosted the show. Damn. That was that

1165
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: was my first time I went up. My parents came

1166
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: got about that. When I remember the U G Show. Yeah,

1167
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: yeah about that Rob Hayes Man man Randy after after

1168
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: the show, right, it was like yeah, man, we go up,

1169
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 1: we go up every night. It changed my life. Yeah,

1170
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 1: you want it. You gotta act like you want anybody

1171
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: to give you ship. It was like, you gotta open

1172
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: for everybody who comes through here. You gotta you gotta

1173
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 1: hold everything. Yeah, that's what I did. And then uh,

1174
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: after I graduated the next day, I was I was here,

1175
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: just graduated yesterday, that Thursday, that Thursday with throwbacks man, yeah, throwbacks,

1176
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 1: but that's the throwbacks needs his own docuseries. Oh my

1177
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: guys think so. It was stuff that went down in

1178
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: the colos, like your birthday roast is famous man, the

1179
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: green jacket, the green Jacket roast, like you want the Masters?

1180
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah that wasn't get that audio. I had a Corey

1181
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 1: holcom roast. Man was that people don't know Court holcome

1182
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 1: been on to us. Yeah, no TV, you know he's

1183
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 1: been like he still Joe. We gotta get that audio

1184
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: from that ros classic man, classic English and smoked the

1185
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: keys on that man. Um. You know you can catch

1186
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 1: the show at comedy hype dot com. You can go

1187
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: catch us on iTunes at eighty five South Show dot

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01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 1: com pet us soon sound plown eighty five South Show

1189
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: shout out to my man, DC Young Fly. That's another

1190
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: cat I saw. Man. I was like, this dude is funny,

1191
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 1: like you know, you know, we know for hating on

1192
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 1: the Instagram comedie. I had to stop myself from being

1193
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: like that. I was like, dog, ain't nothing else to

1194
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: be on. It's nothing else to be on butch of

1195
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 1: damn phone. You got your own station, don't. I was like,

1196
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 1: you'll be mad. What are you doing? Man? Figure out

1197
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: what he's doing. Then when I saw an interview with

1198
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 1: him and he was like there was a little some station.

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01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 1: It was like he was like, man, you want the

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01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: top comedian the DC only Fly was like, no, I'm

1201
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: not a comedian yet. Man, I'm trying to become a comedian.

1202
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 1: That's hard. I was like, you gotta respect that, you

1203
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying Like that, you couldn't understand how

1204
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,439
Speaker 1: hard standard. Yeah, they just be like they just put

1205
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: comedian and they buy on down. Like you can't do

1206
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 1: five minutes to be like I'm a comedian you know? Yeah? Yeah?

1207
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: So shit, man, what else you got coming up? What's

1208
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: in what y'all got. What's the for the future. I'm

1209
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: doing something with comedy hype man. Look like I'm working

1210
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: on something comedy hype man. We were cooking up something

1211
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: good man. Maybe you know some type of lifestyle culture

1212
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: kind of show. You know, you messed with the comedy

1213
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 1: hype always look out and give you know, give me

1214
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: a mention and all that stuff. You know, we got

1215
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 1: the world style for comedias. You know, let's do it

1216
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 1: then and shout out the comedy hype. This is the

1217
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: eighty five South show. She man Carlos Miller, right is yours.

1218
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 1: Shout out the eighty five South. Shout out the eighty

1219
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: five the dopest podcast ever been. It don't even smell

1220
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: like we need to here, but it feels like it.

1221
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 1: Feel like it. It's a good cleansic area. Man, It's

1222
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: a cleansing place. Then we get we touched everything, We

1223
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 1: got everything I think is bad. Rob just became Rob Hayes.

1224
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: I gave you some pointers on how to build decent

1225
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 1: side nigger. Yeah, you gotta channel your inner spirit, you

1226
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean. You gotta turtle your don't give

1227
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:57,960
Speaker 1: a funk this. That's what he was basically Now it's

1228
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: not necessary. Yeah, you just gotta stop caring so much

1229
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 1: about everything, you know what I mean. Redirect your energies,

1230
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 1: be more open, stop sleeping so much, drink water and

1231
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: learn how to read energy. And you gotta drop. And

1232
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: it ain't always about no pussy. That's it. That's the message.

1233
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: That's the message. That was my message, man, that was

1234
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 1: the whole message of my show. That was great. It's

1235
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: it's like, start with yourself, right, because ain't nobody gonna

1236
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: give you nothing if you funked up on the inside.

1237
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: I think this show should be called the Side Think. Yeah,

1238
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 1: clean yourself from intern you know, internally you can charge

1239
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,360
Speaker 1: for that one. That's all they do to big companies

1240
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 1: to put their sid the manage to retreat, to tell

1241
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 1: them you could do it on your own. It It

1242
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 1: got their way here. People need to be motivated, man,

1243
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 1: some people really it's somebody listening to this show right

1244
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 1: now who has potential and they are afraid to use

1245
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 1: it because they are afraid of people telling them that's stupid.

1246
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,360
Speaker 1: Don't do that. That ain't gonna make no money. It like,

1247
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 1: but that's the ship that you're good at. Like if

1248
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: you're good at some ship and can't nobody else do

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Speaker 1: that ship like you, that's the ship you're supposed to

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01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 1: be doing to get paid. Man, Like if you press

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01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,479
Speaker 1: buttons like you're a button pressing like, can't nobody press

1252
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 1: button like you think you need to be somewhere pressing

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01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 1: buttons like getting that check today, because it ain't work

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01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: when you love it, baby, I don't give What you're

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01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 1: telling is if you got some pretty ass hand right

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01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: and you need to work at the courthouse or something like,

1257
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: use whatever it is that you got. Ladies, if you

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01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 1: got a big ass booty, start contacting some of these

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01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: tissue companies and seeing what you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: get you a deal, Get your baby white deal, Get

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Speaker 1: you a baby white dealt Hell yeah, Caldi got there

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Speaker 1: with with exactly. I love with with. I want somebody.

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Speaker 1: I just hope that somebody. I want somebody to hit

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Speaker 1: me on social media, like man, listening at the fast

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Speaker 1: out now, I'm back fixing cars. That's it. I just

1266
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 1: want somebody. You got to motivate the streets, whoever it is,

1267
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 1: because Donald Trump is coming people. I better goddamn. We

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Speaker 1: lived a great year, incredible two. I was just thinking

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Speaker 1: about this ship this morning. Sun my mind. The president

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Speaker 1: really been black for the last seven years. Yeah, he's

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01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 1: really been doing black ship. But he really been because

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Speaker 1: somebody made like all the slick shit he's been saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's been like kind of hitting to I know, Barack

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Speaker 1: Obama's gonna have a marijuana distiller or somewhere else when

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Speaker 1: he gets done and he's dropping out. At least somebody's

1276
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 1: gonna catch him coming out of one. Something gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: He gonna he's gonna turn over. He gets when he

1278
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 1: really stopped being in office. It's he might really turn up.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I ain't got no he might get a

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Speaker 1: network now him and open Mike got drop a mix tape.

1281
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Speaker 1: Who knows. Hey, man, we got to get you all

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Speaker 1: back in here. Rob Hayes. I appreciate you coming through that, man.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate Hayes on the road. He just moved to

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Speaker 1: New York. That's right. He's still keep it though. It's

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01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 1: still like a ship had showed up. He was outside

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Speaker 1: the whole damn time. Wow, and I didn't even see

1287
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Speaker 1: my phone, you know, pull it off. We're gonna call

1288
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,519
Speaker 1: him in him man and see what the hell? How

1289
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: many times have you right off the plug, rand off

1290
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: phone the plug twice two times. Damn right in my

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Speaker 1: bad shit, you got some good, you got some good

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Speaker 1: some season O G hommies. Uh Yeah. In closing, shout

1293
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: out to all my O G homies. There's a lot

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01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 1: of people who looked at for me, and it ain't

1295
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: necessarily got to be nobody famous. I learned. I learned

1296
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Speaker 1: the game from everybody who's been in the game, from

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Speaker 1: that some of the top cats to the dudes who

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Speaker 1: just you know what I mean. That's how I connected

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Speaker 1: with you. Scoub said Ronnie. It's the ball, Phil, it's

1300
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:45,080
Speaker 1: the dude killing you. Better to come check him out

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Speaker 1: at first one Like I gotta say this ship and

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Speaker 1: she brother, I know we're wrapping up the ship, but man,

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Speaker 1: my dog, when when I first met sco Bubble, I

1304
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,639
Speaker 1: didn't think the nick fuck with me like that because

1305
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: he used to funk with me all the time. Like

1306
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 1: I used to go work out at the comedies, but

1307
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 1: they had the comments, but I don't on the South

1308
01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 1: Side and ship, you know, go down like but when

1309
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 1: when Clayton was around, the ship was new what nobody

1310
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 1: really going but me and him and whoever they had

1311
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So so Scope Bubble was

1312
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 1: like he was the manager, but he's always being a

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01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,600
Speaker 1: little window in the kitchen. He's always like I'd be

1314
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 1: in there, wouldn't really be nobody in there. Ain't had

1315
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,679
Speaker 1: no heat or no ship. I'm doing jokes to three

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01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: or four people, but I'm talking. He's talking ship back

1317
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:24,639
Speaker 1: and forth the whole time. That's how we got cool

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01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: recipes to scope Bo Man. Yeah man, and y'all can

1319
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Speaker 1: follow me into social media and Carlos Miller, Man, this

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Speaker 1: is the eighty five South good Side Thinking Saturday out fit. Though,

1321
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 1: like you feel like you you have set yourself at

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01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: the level where you gotta keep it up. Yeah man.

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Speaker 1: Consistency is key. Eighty five South Show Miller. I'm parting

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Speaker 1: of running Jordan's partner Rob Hayes, and this has been

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Speaker 1: an experience. Man, thank you all for coming this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Blessed this funk. Bro. We're trying to get that number

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Speaker 1: one spot coming. It's number one in my heart already

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Speaker 1: to appreciate it, Man, were out of here. Eighty five

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Speaker 1: eighty eighty Pipe Bo Pipe m