WEBVTT - We Were on a Break! 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:05.160 Hell I Suck at Dating with Jared Haven and I 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:10.959 heard radio podcast What's Up? Everyone. Welcome to an all 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:14.600 new episode of Help I Suck At Dating? And it's 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:18.479 a very very special episode today. If not for any 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:22.320 other reason than Jared is um at his home instead 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:26.280 of being in the closet at Audrey's. It's not the closet, 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.319 it's the office. It just looks like a closet. I 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:31.319 gotta clean it up, I gotta organize well, wherever it is. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:33.720 We're happy to have you back in a safe space 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:35.640 where you're not going to be distracted with things like 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:41.360 work or coffee or pastries. Now, speaking of coffee, actually, 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:44.600 actually I just brewed a cup? Can you make me? Yeah? 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.120 I just brewed You want to make me a cup? Oh? 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.559 You're so lovely. Sorry, I actually just came from the 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:52.080 coffee shop. I'm running around, dude. I feel like I've 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.920 been drowning the past two weeks and just trying to 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.840 keep my head above water. It's I mean, I've never 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.520 held more alive if that matters. Thank you, love you? Um? 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.440 Well that's good. Um. How has the first two weeks 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:07.760 been busy? So busy? It's been great though, Like I 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:10.119 feel so lucky that we've been so busy. But bro, 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:14.720 it's been busy, yeah, all day. I think it's it's 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:16.360 like you said, it's better to be busy than not 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:19.560 to be busy enough, right, so it has it? Has 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.959 it met expectations? Has it exceeded expectations? Where are we 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:28.039 at on the expectation scale? I think for business purposes 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:32.000 in terms of uh volume, it's exceeded my expectations. I 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.320 thought we were going to be busy, but I didn't 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:35.640 think we're gonna be this busy consistently. Like I thought, 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.160 you know, oh yeah, Saturday busy, Sunday will be all right, Monday, 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.399 Tuesday probably dead, and we'll start getting into a rhythm 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:45.880 of things. People will know we're open every day, every day, 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:49.120 every day. But that's great. I can't complain about it. 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.120 What I can complain about, though, is like I'm there 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:54.160 sixteen hours a day at least all day every day. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:58.480 I'm tired, I'm exhausted. What is it is the UM? 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:01.080 Is it like Bachelor fans come ming? Or is it 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:07.280 coffee snobs? Or is it um? There's no snobs? Okay, 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.280 those are my customers. They're not snobs. They're wonderful human 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:16.640 beings who attend great coffee shops. That's what they do. Uh. 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:20.160 But yeah, so the coffee snobs, Yeah they suck. But 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.760 I I'm losing my mind. A lot of bachelor fans 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:26.960 come in take pictures. They're so sweet. They give us gifts, 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:31.080 They've given us baby gifts. Um I'm I'm I feel 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.080 bad for them because I could tell that they're excited 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.160 to meet me, but they really want to meet Ashley. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.120 So it's like always like, oh, that's cool, Jared's here, 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.760 but where's Ashley. I'm like, oh, well, she's home. And 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:42.919 they're like, oh, well, I guess we'll take a picture 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:44.840 with you. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, I guess 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.800 that's cool. And then we take a picture and then 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:50.519 I go back to sweeping the floor. But it's fun, 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:54.800 it's good. I love the hospitality industry. I just wish 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.480 it's just hard, right because we are a brand new business. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.320 So like the first couple of weeks, first, like a 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.359 couple of months, really we're just getting into the rim 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:04.800 of the things with ordering and staffing and and you know, 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.920 consistency and menu options and things of that nature. But 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:13.359 because of how many people are there constantly. It's like 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.760 we all we just have to hit the ground running 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.640 and that's difficult, that's hard, but we're doing it. We're grinding. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:20.680 I feel like that's the day in the life of 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:24.119 every bachelor couple is you'll get approached and they'll they'll 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.280 I guess they'll talk to the guy first because maybe 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:28.880 for whatever reason, they feel more comfortable talking to them. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.080 And then when it really gets down to the nitty gritty, 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.120 all they ever say is, um, can I get a 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:37.480 picture with your girlfriend or your wife? Every single time? Oh? Yeah. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.680 It's funny too, because once you learn to uh, to 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:43.040 expect that, you know, they like they'll like create a 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.400 little chit chat small talk, and then eventually I'm just like, 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.520 you want a picture with Klin, don't you, And they're like, yeah, 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:50.240 thank you so much. It's funny. It's um, it's you know, 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:51.960 it's not a bad way to live. I suppose it's 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.600 always nice to see the smile that it puts on 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.840 both Klin's face and I'm sure Ashley's face. When Ashley 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.680 and I first got together, because we got engage down 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.840 in obviously Paradise and we were with Tanner J and 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:07.960 I remember Tanner was like, get used to be second fiddle, buddy, Like, 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.520 get get used to just everyone liking her more. I 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:13.760 was like, yeah, all right, that's fine. But like I said, 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.400 it's okay, I'm always happy to take a back seat. Um, 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:18.320 there was something I wanted to say or ask, I guess, 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.960 but I didn't get the chance to. Um, why are 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.599 you thinking about it? I have something I have a 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:27.920 bone to pick with. So not with you with another 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.880 gentleman on this podcast who asked me not to call 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.960 him out on air. But you know what, well, let 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.080 me just popped up on my screen. I'm gonna call 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:37.880 him ou on air. Let me let me paint the 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:41.200 picture because I was paint away Picasso. So last week, 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:44.920 while Jared was so tentatively tending to his garden all 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.640 the coffee shop, uh, there was a lot of discussion 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:53.200 both about him, um around him. Yeah, but bts. You know, 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.400 it's a very very interesting podcast. So if you haven't 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.040 listened to it yet, go back and listen to that podcast. 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.880 But there was a pretty substant dull section of that 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:04.400 podcast that's been omitted by our incredible producers. Slash sound 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.760 engineer Easton Allen Um and the reason it was omitted, 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:09.760 which is it just became news to me as well 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.039 at the top of this episode, is because he was 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.159 talking a lot of crap about Jared and he felt 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.880 a little too guilty about talking crap behind his back. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.000 But in reality, it wasn't really crap that he was talking. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:22.320 He was simply saying he was rewatching Caitlin Bristow season 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.280 of The Bachelor at and it was his first time 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:27.359 seeing Jared in that light of you know, going on 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.000 a date, walking across the bridge looking out and talking 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:33.360 about how great their lives could be together. Um so, 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.160 Easton or Jared, I guess if you guys want to 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.800 chime in and squash this beef, because it has been 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.160 there has been a lot of tension between the two 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.520 of you since we got on this podcast. My beef 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.919 is with the fact that Easton don't have bro. You 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.839 can make fun of me anytime. It makes better content, Okay, 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:52.920 I'm all for creating better content for our listeners, So 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:56.520 you roast away. I was going to bring it up 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.560 to you when we did the show last week and 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.240 then he disappeared, but I still wanted to talk about it. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:03.440 And then I went through this roller coaster of emotions. 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:06.520 After the show wrapped, I was like, oh man, I 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.440 know it was just good fun, but like I felt 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.800 bad because Jared wasn't there. Uh. And then I'm like, 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:14.000 I'll just take it out. No one will ever know 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:16.960 Dan and Jared. I'm gonna listen to this where I'll be. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.000 It'll be the perfect crime. And then I said I 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:21.080 felt guilty about that, so I'm like, i gotta tell 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.480 him that I took it out, but I'll say it again. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:28.000 I'll just say it here. Uh. Ashley was giving a 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.080 tour of Audrey's on Instagram and I saw the really 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:35.159 cool wall with like the newspapers from like Superman and 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:38.320 Titanic and stuff. I was getting really bumped on that. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:43.720 And then I, uh, I googled you or something just 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.599 because I was I was just laying in bed thinking 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:49.279 about you, and uh, I realized I had never seen 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.880 your season of The Bachelorette, like when you were first on. 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.479 So I started just watching this YouTube clip and it 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:58.640 was this one where you're in Ireland and Caitlin picked 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:00.920 Caitlin Bristow picked you to ride in a car with 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.040 her and the other guys had a right the other 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:04.480 guys had to ride in a bus and it was 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.920 just I'm just so used to seeing you and Ashley, 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.640 Like that's the version of you that I know. Like 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:11.360 when I first met you, you you were single and then 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.160 you've been with Ashley the whole time, so it's so 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.760 weird to see you. The father that really got me 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.320 is you're driving with Caitlin's driving. You're in the car 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.400 and uh, you say something like, um, wow, this is 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.520 such a beautiful place, but it's so much better being 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.840 here with you or something like that. That's that's just 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:31.600 natural suave right there. That is natural charisma, charm. That's 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.840 what they call it. My friend, it's just a trip 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:36.840 to see you. Like, I don't know, it's it's it's 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.200 funny because to me, you exist, both of you guys 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:41.840 exist outside of the world with a bachelor like for real, 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:45.360 you're just your dudes to me. Uh. And it's such 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.160 a weird thing to go back and watch that and 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.120 be like, oh, this is how like the rest of 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.360 the world got to know you doing this kind of stuff. 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.960 I know, that is weird, dude. I if I went 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:58.360 back and watch right now, I must like I would 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:04.920 love to see myself trying to be flirty with people, 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:10.520 you know, like, oh my god, I wonder ash was 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:15.800 I cringe e when trying to flirt with people? Dude, 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.840 now would be so cringe E. I'll answer that for her. Yeah, 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:21.880 I'm waiting for Dina. Yeah, there's so bad. There's no 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.760 question you're cringe e. Um. I think that's half my 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:27.760 charm though, you know, like Dean is just naturally good 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:31.360 looking and charming like you already, like Dean has an 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.760 error about me Like me, I'm like, I'm like tickle 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.920 me elmo, you know where It's like I'm gonna bring 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.479 the smile and I'm gonna make you feel warm and comfortable. 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:44.480 I'm the warm blanket Eastern. What childhood game or toy 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:48.120 would you consider yourself as when it comes to flirting? Uh? Yeah, 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:51.960 I'd say um ferby, you know, because I talk it 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.760 in opportune times and I'm weird and yeah yeah, and 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.840 you just stare. You need to blink. I just stare 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.839 and you know I'll be gone but not really out 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:06.120 of your thoughts. That kind of you linger. Yeah, that's interesting. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.160 Caitlin and I were talking about it the other day 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:11.520 to randomly. We were like, God, it would really suck 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.080 to have to go back and like Dane again. Like, 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.160 imagine just going back and being in the dating pool again. 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.840 It would be one of the most miserable experiences of 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:22.040 all time. And I'm saying that I'm the least I've 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:23.600 had the least flitting here between the three of us. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:25.600 Jared is obviously married, been with Ashley for like four 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:28.520 years now, Eastern You've been with Alison for what twenty 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:31.160 five years? So, uh, my two and a half year 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.280 relationship doesn't really seem to even stack up to those ones. 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.719 But even that were, like, dude, being back in the 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.640 dating pool would be it would just be like having 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:43.600 to flirt again and having to like, you know, on again. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:48.120 And I guess it just sounds so miserable and and challenging. 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:51.040 I feel bad anybody who's listening who's been through a 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.360 divorce and has to go back into the dating pool. 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:57.000 Oh God, indeed, those poor poor souls. My heart goes 0:09:57.040 --> 0:10:00.520 out to every single one of you. Right not to 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.120 say there's no hope, it just it seems like a 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:07.440 large mountain decline. Not that it's not uh not unclimbable, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.240 but just to seem a little challenging. What toy would 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:15.160 Dean be? What childhood toy would Dean be? I think, Dean, 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:16.800 for some reason, you remind me of a care bear, 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:22.440 like the blue one right on. What teddy bears would 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:26.880 you write on? Anybody remember marker teddy Bears? Kind of 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:28.720 and you'd wash them and the market would come out. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.840 I don't know. The blue is the most boyous, That's 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:32.640 why I said blue. But for some reason, Dean, you 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.679 remind me of a care bear. Blue care bear is 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:36.320 the one at the moon and the star on his chest. 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:39.520 I think, um, thanks man, I appreciate that. I think 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.480 that should be your next tattoo. That's just me. He'd 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:45.000 be like a brown care bear with hot cheetos on 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:48.000 his stomach. That's what he'd be. He'd be a new 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:51.000 care bear. Why brown, I don't know. You just give 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:54.200 me brown energy. I guess we're actually are you going 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:55.640 to get tattoos somewhrew you guys want to see what 0:10:55.640 --> 0:11:00.319 they look like? Shuts? Yeah, matching tattoos boyfriend girlfriend tat twos, 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.240 which I'm sure if you guys remember the story, but 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.720 we were supposed to get matching tattoos when we first 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:07.000 started dating. And she bailed out the last second. But 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:11.520 this is what we're gonna get tomorrow. Oh my god, 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.040 isn't that cute. It's a little out for the listeners 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:15.800 that can't see, it's an outline of Pappy's face, and 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.120 it's a little tongue stick. That was Oh my god. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.920 I always I was just about to say, I feel 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:24.520 like matching tattoos is the kiss of death for a relationship, 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:29.160 but getting an outline of Pappy, that's that's acceptable. And 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.480 and too, for the record, she's just gonna get the 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.400 ears and I'm going to get the bottom half of 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.480 his face. So while it is it is matching to 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:38.439 a large degree, it's not entirely the same where you 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:41.400 guys getting him. Oh, I'm gonna get mine on my 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:43.839 leg and she's gonna get hers on her arm. And 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.880 it's funny too, because we're like looking into fostering another 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:50.200 senior dog again. And and you know, the more senior 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:53.120 dogs you foster, the more um dog deaths. I guess 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:54.439 you're gonna have to deal with. And so I made 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.760 a joke the other day that was like, in twenty years, 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:58.800 you're gonna have a full sleeve of just like dead 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.760 dogs on your arm, um, And we we made a 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.760 promise to each other that this is the one and 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:08.040 only dog tattoo, dog related tattoo that we're gonna get 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.360 for ourselves, because we don't want to have to have, 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:14.000 you know, twenty tattoos of uh dog head outlines all 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.679 over our bodies, as cool as that would be, but um, 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.000 he just knows what you know, how to say the 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.840 right thing huh and make people feel better. Hey, Caitlin, 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:24.800 just think in twenty years you're gonna have a whole 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.520 arm of the dogs up there. That should make you 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.280 feel better. You Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. I guess when 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:33.040 you put it into that perspective, it doesn't sound very good. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.400 But we have been looking pretty extensively at like new 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:38.360 dogs that we want to foster, and they're all older. 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.679 And we found this incredible dog who like just got 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.959 hit by a car and she's like in recovery and 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.600 you want her so bad, but she's like eight years old. Um. 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.400 And then there's other like every dog that we're interested in. 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:50.160 We've we've made a point of this. We want to 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:51.959 find like a like a for lack of a better word, 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.120 like a broken dog. So we've got one with like 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:55.880 a hard issue that we really want. We've got one 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:57.360 with a broken leg that we really want. We've got 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:00.079 one that's like blind that we really want. Um. And 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.520 so you know, with those things comes a lot of 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:07.040 possibility for for death. So UM, I guess, mark my words, 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:08.679 we're not gonna have any more. Pappy is like the 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:10.480 one true love of our lives. He's like the first 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:13.560 and then everything else. Everyone else is going to be great, 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.640 but you always love your first and most. So that's 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:17.120 why we're getting a Pappy tattoo. And I think we 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.000 justified it that way too. I think the Pappy tattoo, 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.079 it would be cool if she's getting the ears and 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:23.880 you're getting the bottom half. If it was like you 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:28.079 guys could like put them together and it forms Pappy's face. 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:30.520 That's why I was asking where you were getting him, right, 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:34.800 Like Captain Planet, with our powers combined, we create the 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:39.439 loving memory of Peppy. I'm I'm doing the ears as well, 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:41.439 just with in addition to the bottom. It's gonna be 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.600 right at my sock line. And so when I'm wearing socks, 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.199 his little ears are gonna be poking up above the 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:47.680 socks and then you pull the socks down. Boom. Cute 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:51.400 little dog right there, the little pappy. But I don't 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:54.560 enough about me, enough about my my, uh my, sob 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.400 story of tattoos. Um. We don't have any guests this 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.720 week for you guys, which is unfortunate. I guess Jared 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:01.680 I kind of counts as a guest. We will consider 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:06.480 Jared a guest. So wee no coffee shop, proud owner 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.959 of new coffee shop Audrey's in uh Providence, Rhode Island, 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:14.160 but South Kingston, Rhode Island. South Kingston, Rhode Island. Is 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.719 that where the where was that beach that you took 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.640 us to where a cupcake got a concussion? Uh? That 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.720 was second beach that's in Newport. So that's like fifteen 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:25.840 minutes away. How hard is Audrey's from your house, the 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:29.400 one that we're currently in about twenty five minutes? And 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.280 what about the didn't just buy a house? We did do? 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:36.240 Be closed today? We go sign in like two hours? 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.840 What wait? That was? That's funny? Okay, So I remember 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:41.600 you talking about looking at a house, but you're actually 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:45.120 closing on it. Finally, No, we're closing, we're signing. Everything's 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.760 coming together. We started a business, bought a house, my 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:54.760 wife's pregnant. I'm doing a podcasts about it. You know. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.280 It's it's very similar to my brother's story. He got 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:00.880 married in July. Uh, they conceived their child on the 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:02.600 wedding night, and then they bought a house at the 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.200 end of the month. So they got married, conceived the baby, 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:09.240 and bought a house. So it's that's what is all about. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:11.800 I guess. I know. I was talking to a customer 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:18.440 earlier today and he's like, what you okay, Ashley said, 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:20.160 We're not going to make it through this. That's how 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.960 my day is going. My wife telling me, we're not 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:27.200 going to make it through it. Survival for everything we 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:28.520 have going on right now, do you want to talk 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.000 about it for a second. Come here, come here, Come on, 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:35.720 come here, a little one. Hello, pregnant. I love how 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.480 we can hear actually, but I'm always curious that the 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.480 listeners can hear Ashley through the microphone. Come on, pop in, 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.400 say hello to the people. Yeah, yeah, Easton knows what 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.520 he's doing. He's been here before. Hello, say hello to 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.560 the people. Suck Army. We haven't called him and suck 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:55.160 Army in so long. Suck Suck suck, suck, suck everybody. 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.560 I'm really comforable of these guys. As I'm wearing my 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:02.800 bra Hey, welcome to the podcast. Jared doesn't care either. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:06.000 We're sorry to hear about um Um I Don't Get 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:07.880 It podcast. For the listeners out there, go listen I 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:11.000 Don't Get It and um Almost Famous podcast two of 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.880 the to the top three podcasts out there in the 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:17.800 podcast little background on that a while. While trying to 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.960 fix the SD card for this podcast, Ashley accidentally deleted 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:25.440 her other one. Yeah we have zoom. Hey, as, congratulations 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.320 on the house. Are you excited? I am excited, but 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.160 you know, I can't be too excited because I don't 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:35.560 know how Jared's gonna help me move, because it doesn't 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:37.800 it doesn't that make me sound like the biggest asshole. No, 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:41.280 it's not. It's just like everybody's like, are you excited 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.360 for the house? I'm like, well, I don't know how 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:46.240 I'm going to get everything over there, because then my 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.520 eight months pregnant self is gonna have to pack this 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:51.840 place up, and then I'm putting bacon on the table. Okay, 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.520 I still put bacon on the table simultaneously. I know 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:59.760 I'm tired. I know you're tired. We're both tired. Well, 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:02.000 you obviously gonna hire movers, there's no question about that. 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.000 But you're talking about you're going to hire movers. But 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:06.400 it's you know, it's the packing that's the worst part. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:09.520 Is the packing the place up and then unpacking the 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:11.280 other place up. I just feel like we're going to 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:14.080 be living in an actual trash bent until April. I 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.040 think this is a good time to ask if there's 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.800 anybody listening to this podcast who's ever bought a house, 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:21.240 started business, and had a baby at the same time. Well, 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.160 I was going to say, or just wanted to come 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:28.960 pack for us? Email me DM me. I'm sure you 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:31.159 get a nice laundry list of people doing that, you 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:33.040 can describe the house to us, Like what is the 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:37.600 house like you describe I described you know, it's got 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:43.280 windows and doors, and wanted to describe it. Okay, So 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:46.240 everybody like, it's interesting how people are so invested in 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:49.680 real estate because on Instagram, like besides baby stuff, like 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:51.639 people want to know, like what we decided on for 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:53.840 a house, and I haven't even said anything yet because 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:55.280 like I didn't want to say anything until it was 0:17:55.320 --> 0:18:01.639 like actually purchased. Um, so it's not like our forever house, 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:04.200 or at least we don't imagine it to be. We're 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:06.800 in a really weird, sticky situation where we found a 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.680 lot in the ideal spot that we wanted, but like 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:12.480 it's too early to buy it, which is so weird. 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:15.040 And we also knew that, like we're not in the 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:17.840 right place of life to like design a house and 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:22.160 build our own. And we also shouldn't be spending money 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.400 on rent anymore. And we needed a little more space 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.720 in the apartment gives us when the baby comes. So 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:31.840 we found this. This place is a three bedroom house. 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:35.040 It's a new construction, so it's just completed. We were 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:36.960 we went and design it, but we were able to 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:40.399 put our own finishing touches, Like we were able to 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:43.600 pick courts, we were able to pick the floor color, 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:46.159 we were able to pick out some light fixtures and 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.720 stuff like that. We're just kind of like the perfect 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:53.399 compromise right now. And yeah, the the only downside is 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:57.040 this we live in We're going to be living in 0:18:57.119 --> 0:18:59.720 an area that doesn't have food delivery. Apparently there's not 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:05.399 even a pizza place that will deliver. Yeah, my facialist 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:07.719 lives there, and she said, you don't even get pizza delivery. 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:12.160 That's ridiculous. What is this? Of course, no, no postmaids 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:15.200 are uber anything like that. You're telling me if we 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:19.000 call a local pizza parlor apparently and where five minutes away, 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:21.200 they're not gonna be dared. I don't know. She says 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:26.840 that there isn't any what you're scared of? This is 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.760 embarrassing to okay, but you're assumed to be a little 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:32.200 scared of that too. Well. I think it's ridiculous to 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.240 think that there's a pizza won't deliver to us. I 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:39.119 don't know. She she lives like ten minutes beyond in 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:43.280 the boonies beyond, just like bedbath and way beyond. That's 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:46.440 where she lives in the way beyond. No pizza delivery there. 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:49.840 But we really like the house. I'm excited for it 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:52.320 to be done. We have to still finish the basement. 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:54.639 We don't finish the basement that Jared doesn't have an 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:57.040 area for an office or a man cave, and that 0:19:57.320 --> 0:20:00.040 is a critical component to the places that we have 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:03.520 lived in since we've been It's a critical component to 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:08.760