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Speaker 1: Nicky Nicky Yeah here I am. Hey guys, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for listening to the Nicky Glazer Podcast. Whether

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Speaker 1: you're you know, a regular and you've been listening a while,

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Speaker 1: or your brand new to the show. Welcome. It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: That means the second show of the week. Two more

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Speaker 1: to go. We're here every day, folks. I'm in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: as you know, here for a few more days with

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Speaker 1: my co host Andrew, who will join us shortly. My

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Speaker 1: producer Noah, who is usually joined from Arizona, is actually

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Speaker 1: staying at this airbnb that I rented for me and

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Speaker 1: my friends, so she is with me here live in

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Speaker 1: the Flesh High no Uh. Hey, Nikki, it's been great

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Speaker 1: living with you. Uh huge house. This this is like

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Speaker 1: a TikTok house, But TikTok is we're all much older,

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Speaker 1: so TikTok is what we hear. Um when we look

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Speaker 1: gettings while the getting is good. Um. It was really

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Speaker 1: nice to have you here last night for a little

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Speaker 1: viewing party we had for the MTV Movie Awards, Movie

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Speaker 1: and TV Awards Unscripted longest title ever for an Award

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Speaker 1: show that aired on MTV. I hope you all watched it,

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Speaker 1: or at least I hope you go back and watch

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Speaker 1: my monologue. Um. And like I'm gonna put up a

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Speaker 1: couple of clips on my Instagram today, hopefully of the

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Speaker 1: funniest parts. In my opinion of the show, it was

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Speaker 1: really fun to watch with you guys. You were here,

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Speaker 1: Noah Andrew, Uh, my friend Sara Lena came over. Mica Fox,

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Speaker 1: who wrote on the show for me, was also here.

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Speaker 1: She's staying at this house with us. Um. It was

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Speaker 1: a fun little get together and yeah, it's turned out great.

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Speaker 1: I loved it and I was proud of it, and

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Speaker 1: I have no complaints. And they cut some stuff out

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Speaker 1: that was, you know, some funny, some really funny stuff,

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Speaker 1: I thought, but they had two for time. And now

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Speaker 1: I get to put those things in my act that

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Speaker 1: you can come see this summer when I'm and all

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Speaker 1: through the year when I'm live on tour, uh starting

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Speaker 1: in July. Tis You're not calm slashed tour for tickets. Um.

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Speaker 1: And then I woke up this morning to a lot

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Speaker 1: at Daily Mail last night because I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: have misunderstood a joke and talking about me or um. So,

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Speaker 1: but I woke up this morning and you were like,

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Speaker 1: last night of me watching the Awards and it's like

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Speaker 1: which thanks for that to whoever to that. I mean, actually,

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Speaker 1: that's the kind of content I would look for at

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Speaker 1: the Daily Mail, is like, you know, the insider track Um,

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Speaker 1: so you were on it too though. It was just

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Speaker 1: head or something cool that's made it. My hair made it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was. It's wild being on these things and um

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Speaker 1: about this? About like when you oh, I was talking

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Speaker 1: to Uh the I did the podcast Last Culture Estis

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be out tomorrow Wednesday. Such a good podcast,

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Speaker 1: such a good conversation, so funny those two Bowen Yang

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Speaker 1: and Matt Rodgers. Um. Also on I Heart Radio podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Um in the Big Money Players. Uh you know Slate,

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Speaker 1: which is Will Ferrell's production company, as is this podcast. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to a podcasts approved by Will Ferrell himself.

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Speaker 1: But I did their podcast yesterday and we were talking

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Speaker 1: maybe people are like, shut up, Nick if you don't

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Speaker 1: it was like a disparaging It wasn't that bad of

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Speaker 1: a tweet of like, how is misogynistic misogynist or misogynistic?

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Speaker 1: I am misogynist misogynist? Okay, it was misogynist, and um

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Speaker 1: It's like she's watching a show like we all watched

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Speaker 1: very if anyone from the Daily Mails listening, the fact

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Speaker 1: watch that. I really really talked a lot on there.

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Speaker 1: But then Snookie wrote to me the next day to apologize.

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Speaker 1: to Andrew and said, I'm with Snooky. Can um we

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Speaker 1: She's like, I drank so much vodka. I'm never gonna

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Speaker 1: her heckle. But I was really saying, I'm surprised she's

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Speaker 1: That was my point, but it wasn't a clear joke.

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Speaker 1: of course it's the one joke that makes Snooky go,

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Speaker 1: was like, aren't I the rabbit? Because Sharad Small when

426
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,280
Speaker 1: he would see me eat at the comedy Seller, he

427
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,119
Speaker 1: would see all my salads and he would go, Nikki,

428
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 1: you eat like a runaway rabbit, which is one of

429
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 1: my favorite things because it does look like a rabbit

430
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 1: that just like, this is my first meal in a while.

431
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,159
Speaker 1: And so it's like, I'm a rabbit. And everyone was

432
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,680
Speaker 1: like bitching a llama. And here's the thing. I think

433
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,720
Speaker 1: you're in between a llama and a rabbit. But the

434
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 1: llama I thought was a better stuffed animal. I think

435
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 1: it's beautiful, but I am a lama. I want to

436
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: embrace it. I my um brother in law often has

437
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,520
Speaker 1: a game where we like play what what animals you

438
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 1: look like? And my sister is a horse my brother

439
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: in law's kuala, and they both determined I was a camel,

440
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 1: and I feel like a llama is very much like

441
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 1: a camel. So it's close as we're gonna get. And

442
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,439
Speaker 1: I really love lama's Now, dude, a llama is a

443
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: high class camel. How good was the Emperor's New Groove

444
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 1: where there was a llama in it? Remember with David

445
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 1: Spade's voice, Yeah, it was pretty good. So so now

446
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,680
Speaker 1: we're the lama and the hedgehog. I love it. I think,

447
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 1: I think, I think, uh, you know why I love

448
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 1: it because I love those animal videos where it's like

449
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,400
Speaker 1: two different kind of animals that should never be together,

450
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 1: like a duck and a lion, And I just feel

451
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: like you would never see a hedgehog and a llama

452
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 1: hanging out their platonic friends. They can't have sex. The

453
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 1: hedgehog cannot physically reached the lama's vagina, even if it

454
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: tried every day to pretend like it wasn't into it.

455
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 1: Are you what are you talking about? Pretend every day

456
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: that you're trying to reach um? Can we um talk

457
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 1: about Uh, let's talk about that. Let's talk about that.

458
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: What people wonder why we don't have sex or we're

459
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: not together? Have we ever a dressed that on the show?

460
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,360
Speaker 1: I mean, have they heard us talk to each other?

461
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 1: I mean the thing is, every time I share any

462
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: kind of UM, I've been I shared recently this hack

463
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,880
Speaker 1: that Andrew and I came up with. I think we've

464
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 1: shared it on the show where we say rooster as

465
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: are safe for it if we're in an argument. And

466
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 1: I said that the other day and someone goes, that's

467
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: exactly what you learn in couples counseling, and I was like, yeah,

468
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: like Andrew and I are I think I'm I we're

469
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: practicing like being married because it's like we kind of

470
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,919
Speaker 1: talked to each other like a married couple. I just

471
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 1: don't know if a married partner would be as cool

472
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 1: as we are with each other whole thing. It's it's like,

473
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 1: what do you mean as cool? Like like if I

474
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: don't know, like we, you would have to probably be

475
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 1: more loving to your partner than we are to each other. Yes,

476
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: that definitely, but we're a married couple that like isn't

477
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: but we are loving, but it doesn't it doesn't. I

478
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 1: don't want to touch you, and like, even if I

479
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 1: touched you for a second, I touch you on the

480
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: red carpet, I didn't try to embrace you. And I

481
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 1: know we hug sometimes when it's like necessary, but I don't.

482
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: I just don't need that for you. No, and I don't,

483
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: and it feels very awkward for me as well. Yeah,

484
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: I don't know why that is because we we you know,

485
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you hug your do you plug

486
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 1: your brother in law a lot? Like? Yeah? I mean

487
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 1: you're not really a touchy feely person. I'm not. People

488
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: don't think I am, but in a relationship, I so am.

489
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 1: I want it constantly. I want to. But have you

490
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: ever been like with your guy friends being able to

491
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 1: cuddle with a No, because I don't want to send

492
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: the wrong message. Like I understand that touch can like lead,

493
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: and I don't think that you're suddenly going to be like,

494
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,679
Speaker 1: oh my god, Nick's into me, but like there are

495
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: things you can't help sometimes, like the one time remember

496
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: when you were like who's this walking down the wordwalk

497
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: and it was me and you like were attracted to

498
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: me at first, and then you were like, oh my god,

499
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 1: like sometimes you can't but you were so far away.

500
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't touch you. I know, like I might touch

501
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: you in a way that you like it just for

502
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: a second it feels good, and then your mind's confused,

503
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: or you might touch me in a way that I'm like,

504
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: oh that like, and then it just makes things not

505
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: like even my even my girlfriends sometimes like Kirsten and

506
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: sere Lena, Like I'm really thinking I might be a

507
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 1: little bit. Yesterday, it was on less Culture, since I

508
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: was talking about my feelings about Taylor Swift, and they

509
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: were talking about how a lot of uh lesbians are

510
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,919
Speaker 1: into Taylor Swift. It's like a thing that like, And

511
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: I was realizing, like all my friends that have made

512
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: as adults that are like secretly really into Taylor Swift

513
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: or that I sought out are actually like late in

514
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: life lesbians are late in life bisexual women. And I'm like,

515
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: I think that might be, Like I'm definitely capable. I

516
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: would be in a relationship with Taylor Swift, and I

517
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: truly would be in a loving like I love her

518
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 1: in a way that I do feel like Taylor has

519
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,719
Speaker 1: masculine energy, like she's she's tall, she commands the stage

520
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: a man's in life. She like owns like I don't know,

521
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: she's very although in a relationship with her, I would

522
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 1: want to be the masculine one and like take care

523
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: of her. But why is masculine taking care? I thought

524
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: that would be feminine to like take care of No

525
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: femininees like receiving, masculines like providing. So I would want

526
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: to like if I would want to be the big

527
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: spoon with Taylor Swift, I wouldn't want her to be like, actually,

528
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: that's kind of hot to me that she would be

529
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,479
Speaker 1: like I don't know which way I want to think.

530
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: I want it both ways. Fuck, but I do like

531
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: to be a little Yeah, yeah, you like to be

532
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 1: bossed around in bed, right, yes, but I've been more dominant. Yeah,

533
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 1: I've done a few moves where I really like turned

534
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 1: on whatever, like and I just I don't know, I

535
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: almost said her name, and I don't think she likes

536
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: me saying her name here. I think it's had her

537
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 1: name before. I'm sorry about that. It's fine, but like

538
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: I'll like like just like grab her and man handling,

539
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 1: like choke and like do all that and she's like

540
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: and like she'll come and this. I was like, I

541
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: gotta do that more. But then I feel like if

542
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: it's not organic, it just feels like I'm kind of

543
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: so you do it out of like horny nous. Yeah, yeah,

544
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: that's when it's the best. Yeah. Yeah, you can't just

545
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: man handle, I think, because then it seems like you're

546
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: just angry and you're getting your But I was telling

547
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 1: you this the other night, like I specifically ask for

548
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: what I want guys to say to me, like all

549
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: my things, I can't have a guy read my mind

550
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: that I want him to tell me you can't come

551
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: and then try to make me come. I literally go, okay,

552
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: right now, I need you to say, NICKI, you can't.

553
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: Like he's literally fingering me and I'm like, tell me

554
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: I can't come, and he's like what. I'm like, tell

555
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: me I'm not allowed to come, and then try to

556
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: make me come, and then you have to tell me

557
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: when I'm allowed to. But do you understand? And he's

558
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 1: like okay, and I go, so tell me, don't don't

559
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: say I can't come, and he's like you can't come,

560
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, like, mean it and he's like, don't

561
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: you fucking come? And I'm like okay, I can't. I

562
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 1: please please And he's like okay, and I'm like, no,

563
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: don't let me yet, like I really gotta back, Like

564
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna earn it. But doesn't that feel like you

565
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: let him to the water too much? You know? It doesn't,

566
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: don't because I'm still so that time might be a

567
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 1: little bit awkward. But the next time he knows what

568
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: I want and it's it's easier than having a conversation

569
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 1: outside of but like, I just need to ask for

570
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: what I want and not be ashamed that that's what

571
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm into. And some people go, okay, well, what if

572
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: the thing that you're asking for isn't what would turn

573
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 1: that person on? What if he doesn't like that kind

574
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: of play? And it's like, well he should be. He

575
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: should know that it makes me horny and it's gonna

576
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: make me have a good time, so that should be

577
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: reason enough for him to do it, and that should

578
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 1: turn him on exactly, and it and and it will.

579
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 1: Let's get to the newsst I always think of Veep

580
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: whenever I hear that it does feel like the VP intro.

581
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: I love it. First of all, I hope everyone's having

582
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: a great time out there, and I swear to you,

583
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: I want you to have all the swells. Um this one,

584
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: this story, I actually picked it because it was literally

585
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: I read it like right after you were like, oh,

586
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 1: you're going to bed early book, and then I I

587
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: all I do is say that sleep is so important.

588
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: Then I fucking bully you for going to sleep. I

589
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: am a difficult person. I'm not easy to be friends with,

590
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. Well, when me and a Meal were

591
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: like having like bro time, like older brother, younger brother,

592
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: or dad and son. However, you want to look at

593
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: the age you're like, you guys, just like when we

594
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: just go to the mall, we like float around the mall,

595
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: we go to a store, we go to. Meal is

596
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: one of the most easy going people in the planet.

597
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 1: And that's different than me being I need to go

598
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: here and there and then we're leaving. Well, I don't

599
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: even look at that rack. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you

600
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: yell at me, you ask for what kind of necklaces?

601
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Oh god, the POOKA day we go to a you

602
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: sound like it's like nine eleven. It was It was

603
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: my nine eleven shopping with you going to a store

604
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: and hearing look going to the jewelry section, seeing that

605
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: they had no Puka shall necklace is a very limited

606
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: jewelry section. That's clearly this is all the jewel we have.

607
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: And then when I'm checking out at the front of

608
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: store and he's checking out with his shirt that he

609
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: spent eighty dollars on that was truly worth not even

610
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: eighty cents and you haven't worn it even once since

611
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: because I've shamed you, so sad, so bad, But that's

612
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: that's okay. And also didn't you didn't get enough attention

613
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: for it when you did wear it, so it was

614
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: kind of a fail. But you got to the Crest

615
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: register and she goes, can I help you find anything else,

616
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: you know, like the normal thing that they asked, And

617
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: he goes, do you guys have any Puka And I

618
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: just go Andrew, do you think they're carrying Puka's in

619
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: the back. It was just really annoying to me. I go,

620
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: you know, and she goes over to the rack. I go,

621
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: you already looked at that. We looked at it for

622
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: ten minutes. There's no Puca's, Like what do you think

623
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: this is not like a Cuban cigars that they keep

624
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: in the humid or in the back like a secret code. Alright,

625
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: let's first story. So it's about sleep. I guess. No.

626
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: Here are phrases that make you sound passive aggressive in

627
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: an email. Oh okay, so passive aggression in the email?

628
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: Can I guess some of them? Yeah, they're actually like

629
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: I know the best. The number one is, uh is

630
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: regarding my last email or like fall doing something like that,

631
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: Like it's something like that per my last Yes, it's

632
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: a totally passive aggressive. It's like I know that you

633
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: you didn't really read I'm following yet, So are you

634
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: supposed to just say, hey, I'm I guess the alternative

635
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: to being not passive would be I am desperate to

636
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Speaker 1: get a response on this, and I know no one

637
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Speaker 1: read this yet, so I'm sending it again, like just

638
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: be very honest. I guess I like that better because

639
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: people don't want to upset people. But everyone can read

640
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: through it, right, like your the reader of this aggression

641
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: is and it leads to passive aggression like you can

642
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,719
Speaker 1: do it back, and then it just intensifies. People are

643
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: so afraid this is all about like all Workpeople are

644
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: so scared at work, and that's why no one takes chances.

645
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: No one does anything risky. That's why the TV watch

646
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: is boring. It's because no one wants to get fired

647
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: by saying, let's take a chance on green. This is

648
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: just in show business. But TV is boring because no

649
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: one wants to go, I believe in this new show

650
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: that that you know, I know seems skiing outside the box.

651
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: And if I go, I want this and the show fails,

652
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: I get caned. So why would you ever take that risk?

653
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: They that happens in UH so whatever in my brief

654
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: stint of working in UH in operations for my brother,

655
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: like so you learn. So the Toyota way is all

656
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: about so the factory, everyone even the person the lowest

657
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: person to the janitor, can bring up like issues they

658
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: see or like it's all open to questions like and

659
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: there's no not one bad question, and so no one

660
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: feels shamed for bringing up something out of the box,

661
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,479
Speaker 1: you know, outside the box, no matter what. And it

662
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: makes for a bet. That's why they're fucking great at

663
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: what they do. But a lot of American waiter, like

664
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: don't you dare bring that out like don't or tell

665
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: me you're good idea. So I could then come and

666
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: say a good idea like fuck you. Everyone's afraid. So

667
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: for future reference is another one for future reference, I

668
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: mean saying that anyway, like hey, um, that's like I'm

669
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: not mad, but I am. And if you do this,

670
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: you've been warned. Oh, future reference, get that out of

671
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: your so important, you're so important. I've definitely written for

672
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: a future reference. I should google these things within my

673
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: Gmail to see how many times I've done these things

674
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: up to the top of your inbox? Yes, is that

675
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: another one? Bumping this up? I actually I to anyone

676
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: who works for me listening, I enjoy a bump because

677
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: things really do get lost. So noah, don't ever, don't

678
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: ever hesitate to bump something. I always go but bump.

679
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: So it's like it's fun. Yeah, but that's passive. That's

680
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: even more passive it is. No, I think I think

681
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: making it funny makes it. Yeah, it's a little bit

682
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: more passive, but it has but an exclamation mark two

683
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: always adds a fun like why do we have to

684
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: like because people are so sensitive and can't handle the

685
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: as per yours? You go to sleep early, and I

686
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: get angry and I go to my room and take

687
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: an angry ship. Okay, just how many times do you

688
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: just swallow your anger towards me about things? I really? Like?

689
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: Should I count them? I really? Yeah? Like like you're

690
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: in prison, like counting the days right? Yeah? Like, uh,

691
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: another night when you really let like defended yourself and

692
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: gott mad at me and yelled at me. I was

693
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: proud of you. You can always do that. I'm serious,

694
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm not gonna do it just like

695
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: because you said I go to better I'm gonna pick

696
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: my spot. Yeah, you can just go Uh. I caught that.

697
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: You're a bit Honestly. You could say that and I'd

698
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,479
Speaker 1: be like, oh really, and then we get into it

699
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: and be fun. Here's the thing I can feel when

700
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: you're upset about something underneath it with me, and it's

701
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: just like, why I don't say I will I will

702
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: Sama camel limousine camels, that's the llama. That's not my joke. Okay.

703
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: Just to be sure we're on the same page. Oh,

704
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,959
Speaker 1: just to be sure we're on another passive aggressive thing

705
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: going forward one going forward? We should really do it

706
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: this way, Yeah, Okay, so going forward, let's get to

707
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: the next story. Going forward is why we don't work office.

708
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: This is why we could never happens. All fake, it's

709
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: all bullshit. Every people wearing suits and offices. Like I

710
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 1: love that scene in Succession was in the first episode

711
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: where Kieran Culkin goes to work and shows up at

712
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: his like dad's office or brother's office, and everyone still

713
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: in suits. And then he's walking out and he goes

714
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: and he just makes fun of all of them, and

715
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: it's just like, it just mocks the pageantry and the

716
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: just the theatrics of of business. Why do people with

717
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 1: dealing with a lot of money have to wear suits?

718
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. But him being the son of the

719
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: owner allows him to do that, So he's a fucking

720
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: piece of ship too. They're both pieces of At least

721
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: he's calling it out, and it's just like he's allowed

722
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: to calling out because women have to wear like pencil

723
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: skirts and high heels to be like a receptionist somewhere.

724
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: It's just bullshit, so stupid. Neighbored. Next story, Hey Evan Swells, Okay, neighbors,

725
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: leave us note for a woman who has loud orgasms

726
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 1: to close their window, listen to the message. This is great.

727
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: Did a woman who has the extremely loud orgasms comma

728
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: Whilst we are very happy for you, could you please

729
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: close your window and maybe consider your neighbors passive aggressive

730
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: for future reference? Can you close your goddamn mouth? Okay,

731
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: everything in it was good until and maybe consider your neighbors.

732
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: It's like, that's the one where it's like you're being inconsiderate,

733
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: and it's like, just say, hey, you're being in considerate

734
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: right now, close your window instead of being like, and

735
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: maybe consider your neighbors. That's the part of the note

736
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: that bothers me, and as someone who has really loud

737
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: orgasms and has received complaints before when I didn't know it,

738
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: she she might not know. Oh yeah, you're in the moment.

739
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: You don't know. Always think that that you know loud

740
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: people having sex loudly, that they know, but I never know. Well,

741
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,439
Speaker 1: here I try to be quiet. Never heard you? Yes,

742
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: thank god? But do you do it when you're alone? No? No,

743
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: when I'm alone. It's like, so is it theatrical for

744
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: your partner? Are you actually doing it for you know?

745
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: They're just way. I try to keep them quiet, really quiet,

746
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: when I'm alone, because it's just like embarrassing kind of

747
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: it's kind of embarrassing make yourself scream. Yeah, I don't

748
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: need to make like screams. But when I'm being hounded

749
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: your hand, and it's part of it. It's yeah, it

750
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: would be weird to be like you fee your hand,

751
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: feel so good my hand? Yeah. Yeah, I don't make

752
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: noises when I'm masturbate, but also I am aware of,

753
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: like there's other people here, and but even if I'm alone,

754
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't think I do it. But when I'm with

755
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,479
Speaker 1: someone else, I think it is for them. It's not

756
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: it's like that makes sense, it's for them. They're there too.

757
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: It's like part of the experience. And I love to

758
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: just That's what sex is so great. You can like

759
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: make noises that you wouldn't normally make, and you just

760
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: feel like a wild animal. So I hate having to,

761
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 1: like do women moan more, um, if they're having sex

762
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: with a bigger guy. In the moaning it's actually from

763
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: like just trying to take it in or is the

764
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: moan more from the actual orgasm and the pleasure. It's like,

765
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: you know when you get your foot massage and it's like, oh,

766
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: it's that it just like feels so. But that's it's

767
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: not about the size. It's just about like it feels good,

768
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: no matter where they're hitting or like what I mean,

769
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: it could be size, because that could feel good, but

770
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 1: it's it's generally just it feels good. No, what don't

771
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: you agree? Yeah, it's about feeling good. But I just

772
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: like I love how through the podcast, Andrew like very

773
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: sneakily asked these questions about size. It's good. I know,

774
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's constantly on this. It's penis passive

775
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 1: penis aggression, questioning whether or not his is adequate. Yeah,

776
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean constant. I don't know. I don't Yeah,

777
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: I guess you you but you are confident in your

778
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: penis size. Now, yeah, I can funk good. I really

779
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: do I get? Really do you get? I don't get

780
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: as many moans as I think I I you want.

781
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't get moans because they say there's someone

782
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: else in and they lie, which makes me feel nice.

783
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: You know what's a hot moan is when they go

784
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: and they take the pillow or they take their hand

785
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: and they go. I can't moan. I want a moan,

786
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: but Yeah. No, I always put the pillow over my

787
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 1: face for sure, when I really got to make some noise,

788
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: and then I like, screw that's. I do that a

789
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 1: lot of times when there are people that could hear. Um. Yeah,

790
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: I was really loud with the last person I was with,

791
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: and uh, I couldn't help. It just feels good to

792
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: just be like, actually, I'm so horny and I just

793
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: feels so good. I don't care who hears. I don't care,

794
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: Like that's there's something in my brain that shuts off

795
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: of like I don't care about other people considerate of

796
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: my neighbors. That's what a llama does and spits allama. Yeah,

797
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 1: Llamas have those tongues when they chew, right that they

798
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: have that that wet mouth. Yeah, that's maybe you're the

799
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: llama and her a Hedgehong. Next story, all right, this

800
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: is a why do I care? Why do I care?

801
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 1: All Right? Nikki, you were did the MTV and TV

802
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: Awards on scripted last night, So I'm in the headlines

803
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: today celebrity headlines. Yeah, selet time. Nikki Glazier jokes about

804
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: Chris Stouse and Gleb of fair Room affair rumors that

805
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: she hosts the Empty Movie and TV Awards. She literally said,

806
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 1: I think you guys bang. You read that's so wrong,

807
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: but okay, So it was rumored the Globe and Chris

808
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: you said it. You'll you'll see and if you listen

809
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: back it said as you just so, I made a

810
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: joke about gleb and banging on my awards and it

811
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 1: got picked up. Yeah, So it was rumored that my

812
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: old dance partner Club and his partner from this past

813
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: season on season twenty nine I believe, or maybe thirty uh.

814
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: I was on twenty seven with him, He and Kurshell

815
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 1: from Selling Sunset possibly hooked up and which led maybe

816
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: to his marriage falling apart. And then she ended up

817
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: dating Kio, another guy from Dancing with the Stars. So

818
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: then it was like, wait, did they did her in

819
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: Glob hook up? And regardless, it was a great joke

820
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: because I got to say to her like, oh, you

821
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: and Glob got further than me and Glub did I

822
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: think you guys banged? And it's it's true she probably

823
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: did get further with him because I didn't. He was

824
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: married when I was on the show with him. I

825
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: almost wanted to add the tag I think you guys banged,

826
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: and I was gonna go, but I might have a

827
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: shot now since what you did ruined his marriage because

828
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't touch him. I was gonna say, like, I

829
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: couldn't do anything when you were When I was his partner,

830
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: I was like, I couldn't get as far with Glub

831
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: as you did because when I was with him, he

832
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: was married, but now he's not anymore because of what

833
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: you did with him when you were on the show.

834
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: So you could be like you had. The only reason

835
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: Glen didn't me is because he was married. I know,

836
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: I know, and then winked at a camera. I know, Well,

837
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: I do think that's probably no, no, no, that's I

838
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: don't think we're we're good friends, and I don't think

839
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: that vibe is there. Even though he would get turned

840
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: on during practice when I would do a para hilter,

841
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: you could feel when you were dancing with him. No no,

842
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: no no no. I sometimes during there was he would

843
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: just look he just used me like did it feel big?

844
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: Like what's a big cock to dance with? I have

845
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: no idea what his penis felt like. I did make

846
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: a joke that he was hard on me during rehearsal

847
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, boners are natural, but he

848
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: was no, I never saw it felt his penis really knows.

849
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 1: Why would I feel because when you grind, you grind

850
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: it a lot. But it wasn't like it would be

851
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 1: soft my thighs or my like top of my thighs

852
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: don't have that much feeling or something to to sense

853
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: the girth of someone. I don't know. I don't want

854
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: to talk about clubs, Penis. I don't either. I have

855
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: a separate podcast for that. It's behind the paywall. Yeah,

856
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: to go to my Patreon. No, I don't know what.

857
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: But anyway, um Krischell was like really took it really well.

858
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: And I met her on the red carpet before and

859
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna make jokes about you. I

860
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: hope you don't mind. And so she was so nice

861
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: backstage after I saw her. After I made the joke,

862
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: I was like, snooky got mad and how called me

863
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: you were the one that had a right to I

864
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: was like that. She was like, oh, it's fine. And

865
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: Gleb was cool about it too and loved it, and

866
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: um I even heard from Glub's wife on Instagram today

867
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: and she was like you killed it. That was so

868
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: funny and like wink wink, And she was so sweet

869
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: because I was friends with her when I did the

870
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: show too. She really helped me out. And that's a

871
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: story for another time. But um, yeah, and then I

872
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: think I had a couple more headlines, but yeah, why

873
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: do I care because it's me. The other headline you

874
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 1: kind of discussed apparently up top about why Snooky lashed

875
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: out at MTV Movie and TV Awards Nikki Glazes during

876
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: the unscripted filming. Yes, and I addressed that tonight on

877
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: E Nightly Pop as well. But I tried I talked

878
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: about at the top of the show. And then there

879
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: was another headline about me making fun of Ellen's Reign

880
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: of Terror comes to an end, because we did an

881
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: in memorium section of things that ended or things we

882
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: lost in reality TV, and it was a slideshow of

883
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: just like onceps and different people who Johanna's shoe from

884
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: Love is Blind, like different things, and it was Ellen's

885
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: Reign of Terror. I didn't even realize that was one

886
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: of the jokes. It was like the joke, my writer's

887
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: made it that joke and then now it's like, seems

888
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: like I like took a shot at Ellen, and so no,

889
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm kind of skirt. It was interesting when I watched

890
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: it live and before it didn't that joked. I didn't

891
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: even remember that. Yeah, yeah, so you know, Reign of Terror. Yeah,

892
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: all these headlines are Ellen DeGeneres mocked during in memoriam

893
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: segment of MTV Movie and TV Ward Unscripted Ellen Degenders,

894
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 1: Reign of Terror brutally mocked, Ellen Degender is toxic work

895
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: workplace scandal mocked Fox News. It's like it's everywhere. How

896
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: do you feel when so I know she'll see that

897
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: if there's a negative headline about you, do you feel

898
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: like negative attention? Still attention? There's no way. There's no

899
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: such thing as bad press. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't

900
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: want that one though I don't. It's true, there isn't

901
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: such thing as bad press. I'll take any of it,

902
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: but I but actually I won't take any of it.

903
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: I do look at it like, okay, silver Lining are

904
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: talking about you. But I don't want Ellen to see

905
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: that I did that because she'll remember that. People go, oh,

906
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: these celebrities don't remember things, Yes they do. I talked

907
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: about it on Nless Culture, says yesterday that I made

908
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: a statement because I had already apologized for what I

909
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: said in the Miss Americana, a documentary about Taylor Swift.

910
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: But there's another incident that I had about where I

911
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: insulted Taylor Swift before Miss Americana, where I gave an

912
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: interview about dancing with the stars, and I said, I

913
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: am a bad dancer, but I think that I can

914
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 1: do this because I've seen Taylor Swift dance and she's

915
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 1: not a good dancer, and she still makes it look good.

916
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: But the truth is I hadn't seen Taylor Swift dance

917
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 1: when I said that line, and she's actually a really

918
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: good dancer if you watch her delicate video. And then

919
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: I said yesterday that, um and the thing is a

920
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 1: fan of mine went backstage at the Taylor Swift concert

921
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: and met her and said something about me, and then

922
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: they d m me and said, I brought you up

923
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift and she said, oh, is that that

924
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: girl that says I'm a bad dancer? And so I

925
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: know that Taylor Swift saw that, and it was just

926
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: the thing I did. And like so celebrities here when

927
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: you say the slightest thing, and I just want to say, Taylor,

928
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: you are not a bad dancer. I'm a bad dancer.

929
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: I watched Delicate all the time, and I'm like, holy shit,

930
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: that girl can dance. You did the splits on a

931
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: car in the rain, you were dancing on the hotel

932
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: front desk, like if you watched the Delicate video and

933
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift can fucking dance. And so I was I

934
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: misspoke when I said that, and it's haunted me forever.

935
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: So it's really I'm so glad to get out in

936
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: front of that. Why do you think they they have

937
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: like these memories like an elephant. Do you think because

938
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: they hear so much positive It's like when we read

939
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: a negative comment, Yeah, if someone said I was a

940
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: bad dancer and that I would never forget that, I'd

941
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: just be like, oh, that's the world said as a

942
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: bad dancer. Well here's the thing. In a way, it's

943
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: a it's a compliment to you because if it's if

944
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: someone says something negative to you and you have like

945
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: no respect for them, it tends not to hit as

946
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: hard as obviously someone that you want to respect you

947
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: or that you want to say though even someone on

948
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: Twitter being like we saw you someone tweeted at me.

949
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: Some fucking troll tweeted at me with no picture and

950
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: like he only says Trump things on his feed. He

951
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: was like, you were the worst part of the show

952
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: on Friday night. You didn't even want to be there

953
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: because I made a joke I was running late because

954
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: I don't, like, I don't care about the show. I

955
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: like made a joke that like, sorry, guys, I was

956
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: running late tonight. It's a long story, but like, I

957
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: just don't care about the show. And it was a joke,

958
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: and I think this idiot thought that was really what

959
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: I was saying. And so he was like, you didn't

960
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: even care about being there, and of course you were

961
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 1: the worst part, and I'm like fuck you. So, um yeah,

962
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: I remember that verbatim, even though he was an idiot.

963
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: Let's get to Reddit dump, guys. This is where I

964
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: go through things that I've saved on Reddit to share

965
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: with you interesting stuff that I found late at night

966
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: on my Reddit searches. Okay, here's one that I really liked.

967
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: Um this is from the subreddit. Today, I learned the

968
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: iconic photo of the sailor kissing a nurse in Times

969
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: Square on v J Day was actually VJ day. Was

970
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: this a MTV search for VJs? Just so happened to

971
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: be the end of World War Two? Was the tall

972
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: guy's named Jesse Camp? Yes, Jesse Camp won that so

973
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: um that kind of quit a picture where he's in

974
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: Times Square he's kissing the girl. Um was actually a

975
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: non consensual kiss by a drunk sailor. The nurse was

976
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: a NTAL assistant named Gretta Friedman, who later said it

977
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: wasn't my choice to be kissed. The guy just came

978
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: over and and crisps kissed or grabbed. Um. She was

979
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: a woman that said she had just so like I

980
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: always think of that was like a like they were

981
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: a couple and you go alone out. How romantic. Someone

982
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: commented on it. Some rereditor commented, my stepgrandmother was New

983
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: York and New York on the state. She said she

984
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,240
Speaker 1: was kissed a few times by sailors. It was chaotic.

985
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: She discarded it to me as the closest time she

986
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: was ever in a mob. Someone said, what's more is

987
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 1: no one really knows who the sailor was. There's been

988
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: some guys that have come forward throughout the years, but

989
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: they've never been conclusively proven to have been the one,

990
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: and then they said, then someone figured out the sailor

991
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: just it's just interesting. You see that and you're like

992
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 1: so romantic, but it's a girl that was just grabbed

993
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: and had a tongue from a drunken sailor shoved down

994
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: her throat. It's like, oh god, that was like And

995
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: then someone said, anyone looking at her body language can

996
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: see it as an assault. I felt sad that I

997
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: grew up seeing this photo as iconic representing the end

998
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: of the war, and only in the past few years

999
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: saw it for what it is, a woman being seized

1000
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: and kissed by a stranger in a crowd out. I

1001
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: read an article with her and she was like, it

1002
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: wasn't a big deal, I don't care or whatever, and

1003
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: so maybe she didn't care. But it is interesting when

1004
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: when the actual person says it wasn't that big of

1005
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: a deal, and then everyone's like, no, it is a

1006
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 1: big deal. He took advantage of you, and she's like, yeah,

1007
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 1: but you know, it wasn't not that bad of a kiss, blahbla,

1008
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, but yeah, but context

1009
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: obviously is huge here, Like we all like knowing the

1010
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 1: actual story, whether it's a good thing or a bad thing. Yes,

1011
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: she said, Uh, she isn't sure how long she was

1012
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: standing there, maybe minutes, and then I was grabbed that man.

1013
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: That man was very strong. I wasn't kissing him, he

1014
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: was kissing me, she said, obviously to that day. Oh wait,

1015
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: what did she say later? But oh sorry? It was

1016
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: more of a jubilant act that he didn't have to

1017
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: go back. I found out later he was so happy

1018
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 1: that he did not have to go back to the Pacific,

1019
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: where they already had been through the war. I felt

1020
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: he was very strong. He was just holding me tight.

1021
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: And I'm not sure I about the kiss, because you know,

1022
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 1: it was just somebody really celebrating. But it wasn't a

1023
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: romantic event. It was just an event of thank god

1024
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: the war is over kind of thing. Because it was

1025
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: right in front of the sign um. We both left.

1026
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: We went on our way, and I found out later

1027
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: that he and his fiance I think at the time

1028
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: they were probably engaged already. They had come from Radio

1029
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: City Music all they also heard that the war was over,

1030
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: so they just left the show. What the funk? So

1031
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: he was cheating on his fiance by grabbing this woman.

1032
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: I mean, just these things you learned. This is this

1033
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: kind of stuff on Reddit you learned where you're like,

1034
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: oh wow, I didn't realize that. Let's get to the

1035
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: next one. Um wait um someone d m us on

1036
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 1: our Instagram uh and asked, if you're new to Reddit,

1037
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: do you have any tips on how to get in

1038
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: and find great question? Okay, So I would just go

1039
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: to Reddit. I would pay attention to which ones I'm

1040
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: telling you to go to. I'll give you the ones

1041
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: to follow. So if you want to join Reddit, here

1042
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: are some um subreddits that I recommend subscribing to. So

1043
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: just make an account and they'll set you up where

1044
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: they'll start with the homepage. This really comes with time.

1045
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: They'll suggest ones to you. But subreddits are places you

1046
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: can go where they're only posting about things you're interested in,

1047
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: and literally they have a subpred for anything. Um. My

1048
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: favorite porn subreddit is forced Orgasms. That's what I'm into,

1049
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: So if you're into that, check that out. But that's

1050
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: on my private subreddit where where um I look at

1051
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: porn stuff. So I like, um, am I the asshole

1052
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: is a great one. That's where people ask like, hey,

1053
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: this happened to me, Am, I the asshole, and people

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00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: either say are the asshole A T A or N

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Speaker 1: t A not the asshole, and then the answer UM,

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00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: I go to I like, UM A normal day in Russia.

1057
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: That's where crazy things are happening in Russia, and it's

1058
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: like this is just normal Russia, but it's of insane

1059
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: video taking place in Russia, kind of like Florida videos. UM.

1060
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: Another one is wherever you live, you can do an

1061
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: ask NYC or ask Los Angeles. It's just people in

1062
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: the area asking about things happening in town. There's also

1063
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: subreddits for every town that aren't asked. So subreddit are

1064
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: slash Los Angeles are slash, um nyc uh better Every

1065
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: loop is great? Those are Those are things like jifts

1066
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 1: that run and every time you watch it it gets

1067
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: better and better. There's more details and it really does.

1068
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: It'll get taken down if it's actually not better every loop,

1069
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: So those are really UM. I follow Bunyan's I follow

1070
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: um cleaning tips uh Conan Conan being awesome. A crappy

1071
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: design is funny. Those are just like bad things that

1072
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: are poorly designed. Hilarious pictures cringe pis. Those are different

1073
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: pictures of of you know, people making bad jokes or

1074
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: like just being like friend zoned um decalf is a

1075
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: whole subrett about getting off caffeine. That is enlightening to

1076
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: learn how addictive caffeine is because people and they're talking

1077
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 1: about like they're getting off heroin, which getting off caffeine

1078
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: really is that hard. Female fashion advice that's where women

1079
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,720
Speaker 1: ask each other about fashion. Um guitar lessons. Girls Myron,

1080
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 1: that's one of my favorite. Those are just when girls

1081
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: are looking at someone and admiring the guy. There's j

1082
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: low admiring. It's called m r I N. It's called Myron.

1083
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: That's a little girl admiring that guy Myron. That girl's

1084
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: Myron him. It's just when a girl is looking lovingly

1085
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: at a guy. Myron. Uh Myron, Uh Myron. They're like

1086
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: little girl can go oh. One of the best ones.

1087
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: That's so disturbing you guys, if you're into like weird

1088
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: things like me, I'm only in the g s by

1089
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: the way, girl ols Myron was the last one. High

1090
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: vegans is when I look at like people are just

1091
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: show what they're eating when they're high and they're vegans,

1092
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: just making like disgusting slop. Another one is um oh

1093
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 1: last images. That's the craziest one because that's the last

1094
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 1: photo taken before someone dies. It's a lot of times

1095
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: people sharing like a picture of like an old woman's

1096
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: hands by the bed, like this last picture of my grandma.

1097
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: But it's a lot of stuff of like this was

1098
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: the moment right before the helicopter crashed into that man

1099
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: and it's like a blurry picture of him just like smiling.

1100
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: It's fucking creepy. Um made me smile as good one.

1101
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: That's just sweet stories that make you smile. Made me

1102
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: cry as another one. Life hacks his great life pro tips,

1103
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: murdered by words. That's when someone like like just decimates someone.

1104
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: Let's get into final thought. I'll share a couple of

1105
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 1: other ones. Uh, Sam Harris, science are sex? Sex is

1106
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: a great one. They talk a lot about sex stuff.

1107
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: Um uh, let me just make sure. Too afraid to

1108
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: ask that's when people ask questions that like, I know

1109
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 1: this is like maybe race questions. Like I'm saying, let's

1110
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: let's see an example of a too afraid to ask

1111
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: what someone said? This isn't what I saved? But is

1112
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: it weird to want a body pillow? That's what someone asked,

1113
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: does anyone else get unreasonably agitated when someone else enters

1114
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: the kitchen when they're already in there? Is it okay

1115
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: to do a small amount of exercise each day? If

1116
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: I want to start with exercise, that's not a good one. Um.

1117
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: So I just asked, like awkward questions that you're scared

1118
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: to ask anyone, you can do it? Um, it's just great. Um.

1119
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: And then ask credit is always one of my favorites

1120
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: where people ask questions and people answer it. Obviously, I

1121
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: follow Taylor Swift today I learned too afraid to ask,

1122
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: so that true off my chest. That's where people and

1123
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: of course wards, I'm always following words what the funk?

1124
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: WTF is great one. It's just disturbing videos and sometimes

1125
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: they're you know, you have a nice balance of something

1126
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: that's going to make you upset and then make you happy. Yes, um, okay,

1127
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: here's one that I found. Guy dies, woman stairs lovingly

1128
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: at man. Yeah. It's like really sweet stuff and also

1129
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: disturbing stuff for sure. And then, um, the one I

1130
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: wanted to share. The last thing I'll share is like

1131
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: this was in made me smile Okay the subreddit. This

1132
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: was posted by No No e Landy spell wombats are wholesome,

1133
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: as the title, and then it's a tweet from a

1134
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: person named riff Raff Richard A. O B. On Twitter

1135
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: and it says a lot of these are screenshots of tweets.

1136
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: It says apparently wombats in fire affected areas are not

1137
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep

1138
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:25,240
Speaker 1: fire resistant burrows, but they are actively hurting fleeing animal

1139
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: animals into them. We're seeing more leadership and empathy from

1140
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 1: these guys than the entire federal government. Now this is

1141
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: in Australia. I'm guessing wombats. How everyone. I want you

1142
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 1: to picture what you think of wombat? Is the size

1143
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: of a wombat right now? In your head? Now answer

1144
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: to yourself. I'm gonna give you a little time. Just

1145
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: think about it for a second. If your life was

1146
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: writing on it. How big do you think a wombat is?

1147
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 1: If you're holding it in your arms all right now?

1148
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: I want you to go to our Instagram story and look,

1149
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 1: or just go to our Instagram. We'll posts the main one.

1150
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: Can we post this picture of a wombat? Or maybe

1151
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: on our story it'll be up somewhere. The pick a

1152
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 1: wombat is actually how big is it? Andrew? How big

1153
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: is that wan back? I mean that's got to be

1154
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: eighty pounds. It's the size of a ottoman, not an ottoman,

1155
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: Like what are the things that you put your feet

1156
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: on in front of a ye ottoman? It is. It's

1157
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: bigger than an ottoman. It's giant. It's the size of

1158
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 1: a panda. You hear bat so you think smaller. You

1159
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: can not hold a wombat with one hand you need

1160
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: it's a tiny grizzly bear. They're gigantic. And that's such

1161
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,760
Speaker 1: a beautiful story though, that they cute that they help.

1162
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: Like I just imagined them all down there in their

1163
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: little hole and being like, hey man, thanks, thanks for

1164
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: helping me out. I couldn't bury this myself. He's like,

1165
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 1: no problem, you duck. Like thanks. It reminds me of

1166
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: like imagine if the hedgehog was like, hey, lo, I'm

1167
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: gonna come on down. It's cool you like my friends.

1168
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: If this picture is maybe just a gigantic wombat, and

1169
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: maybe if they're not actually that big, like I feel

1170
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: like that's the biggest wombat on earth, Like maybe it's

1171
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: one of those squashes that people grow for state fairs.

1172
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 1: What are they? Okay? They the length is three and

1173
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: a half feet. Dude, these things are huge. Seventy up

1174
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: to seventy seven pounds. That is huge. They're so big.

1175
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: What is their deal? They're like little bears? What do

1176
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 1: they eat? Look at that? That's I think. Wombats are

1177
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: my new favorite animal. What's your favorite animal? I Now,

1178
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. Everyone's new favorite animal should be

1179
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: a wombat. I might get a oh, look at they

1180
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: look like picks kind of they have like a pigs Now, yeah,

1181
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: that was the one I just showed him. Oh did

1182
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: They're so cute? I love wombats are. What are your

1183
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: favorite animals? Like? Yeah, like what there's this different kind

1184
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: of animal. There's like an animal I respect and admire

1185
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 1: from from Afar and then an animal I'd like to

1186
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,919
Speaker 1: like play with and like roll around with. Like, what's

1187
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 1: the one that you're just like if I could see

1188
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: it in the wild and interact with it, what would

1189
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: be I mean? When I was a kid, the white

1190
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: tiger for some reason, really like I was obsessed with,

1191
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: really obsessed with. Yeah, yeah, I just loved it. And

1192
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: I love the killer whale. When I was a kid

1193
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: and then I love a sloth on the opposite end

1194
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: of the spectrum. I just love something that's just chill

1195
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: as fuck. Yeah, that just ships every once every time.

1196
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: I love sloths have moss growing on them because they

1197
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: move so slow. That is so cool to me. Um.

1198
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 1: And I love when a sloth is getting across the

1199
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 1: road and just like, did you ever see the videos

1200
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: where he has to swim across the water because he

1201
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: hears a mating call and he goes and he goes

1202
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: on this long voyage and he gets there and the

1203
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: girl already has another sloth there, and it's like a

1204
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: guy like it would be like if me traveling by

1205
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: foot to Yeah, um, okay, I just gotta I just

1206
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: got a RYO notification and I talked to you about

1207
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: it before that I matched with someone on Riot today

1208
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: that I was like excited. So I just got an ovocation.

1209
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: But you just see who it was and what's going on?

1210
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, no, nothing, nothing lock, nothing happened. Oh someone

1211
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: wrote to me. A guy that I matched with before

1212
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: wrote to me, when will you be back in New York.

1213
00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be the new guy

1214
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: I matched it. It's just an old match that I

1215
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: was ignoring already and the answer is never. I don't

1216
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: think that will be back in New York for so long,

1217
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: expecting something else. I know. Well, maybe I'll write to

1218
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: me um. I my favorite animal is a whale, but

1219
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: specific um the whale shark, which is actually not a whale.

1220
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: It is a fish. It's a giant fish. And I

1221
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: got to swim with them in Cabo and they're gentle

1222
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: and they're gigantic and they're just so sweet and soft

1223
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: and I got Yeah, swimming with them in Cabo like

1224
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: made me cry. It was so amazing. Can I answer

1225
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: a question? Why is it called a whale? Like? Was it?

1226
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: Did people think of a whale? At first? It looks

1227
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: like a whale, but it is a shark. But it's

1228
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: not a shark that will hurt you. And sharks are

1229
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: fish fishing. No, I know, but don't you think it's

1230
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 1: just funny that they put two creatures together. Yeah, I mean,

1231
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: I guess the seahorse whale sharks are just beautiful and

1232
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: that they're just so you swam with it. No, No,

1233
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: because I know so much about them. I've literally been

1234
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 1: obsessed with them since I was a kid. I used

1235
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: to get books from the library and I wouldn't look

1236
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: at the book until I got home because I was like,

1237
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: I have to save it. It's like my it's like

1238
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: coming or like eating, Like I have to earn to

1239
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: look at these whale sharks. I was so excited. And

1240
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: the blue whale, of course is my favorite because it's

1241
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,439
Speaker 1: just so big. And the sperm whale is pretty cool.

1242
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: Did you ever see a sperm whales penis come out

1243
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: of water? Speaking of penises, no, it is insanity can

1244
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: for Nikki. This could be a last funny thing to

1245
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 1: walk And I want to ask you about the greenland

1246
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: shark too. That's also maybe one of my favorite things. Okay,

1247
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: let me see the penis. Oh my god, Andrew, that's

1248
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 1: gonna make a whale moan. No, wait, look at it

1249
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: coming out like that. There's a guy holding one. It

1250
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: looks like he's holding a dead wombat. That thing is huge.

1251
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: It looks like a carrot. And I don't even think

1252
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 1: that's the whole thing. That's a whale penis, a stuffed

1253
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: whale penis for six thousand dollars. No, the one coming

1254
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,919
Speaker 1: out that one, it looks like a tongue. It looks

1255
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: like me that's wild. Okay, the greenland shark. This is

1256
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: gonna blow people's minds. If you don't know this, How

1257
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: old do you think? Don't don't look it up? No,

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Speaker 1: because I want you to guess. How old do you

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Speaker 1: think greenland sharks? The longest known lifestan of a vertebrate

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Speaker 1: species is the greenland shark. Uh. And it's the largest

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Speaker 1: extant species. I don't know what extent means. Um, how

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Speaker 1: old do you think greenland shark is can live up to?

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Speaker 1: I know it's a lot. I'm gonna go with seven

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Speaker 1: fifty years for an animal, for an animal, for a

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Speaker 1: swimming animal that's swim No, I'll say thirty five years

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Speaker 1: for it's the oldest living animal. That's the animal on

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Speaker 1: the So we are we're animals too, So that would

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Speaker 1: that would make it they live longer than us. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you that. And they live longer than Galapagos tortoises,

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Speaker 1: which are around hundred and something. Okay, I didn't hear

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Speaker 1: that detail. So it's the old it's the oldest animal

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Speaker 1: to two hundred to five hundred years old. Wait, no,

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Speaker 1: three five hundred years old? Is these things? Can you

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Speaker 1: believe there a creature swimming that is between three hundred

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Speaker 1: and five hundred years old. That blew my mind. These

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Speaker 1: things are old as they've been around longer than anything

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Speaker 1: else on the planet that isn't a I mean think

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Speaker 1: I think trees and like fun guy and microbials can

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Speaker 1: live that long. But that's crazy. I mean, it's crazy

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Speaker 1: that one was like born today and then there's like

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Speaker 1: respect your elders, who's four years Like yeah, I saw,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what's four The fact that we could kill

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Speaker 1: a greenland shark is insane, like we could hurt something

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Speaker 1: that has been around that long, and but I want

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Speaker 1: to I want to kill one so bad. By guys,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you tomorrow