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Speaker 1: Well, guys, this is the season for partying. You know,

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Speaker 1: there's all kind of holiday kinds of holiday parties going on. However,

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Speaker 1: the guys are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules.

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Speaker 1: You know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you ready? Man? Are you ready? Come on? Come on, come, junior.

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Speaker 1: I will read one off.

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Speaker 2: And what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that

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Speaker 2: type of drunk I'm talking about the first one.

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Speaker 1: The woe is me crying drunk. Anybody who won't it

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Speaker 1: take it? The woe is me crying drunk.

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Speaker 3: Every time I come over here, y'all act like y'all me. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm coming every year for any wait at you wait

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Speaker 3: on you, I'm coming and you'll never hear me. I

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Speaker 3: don't like no, you don't know how.

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Speaker 1: A yes, no, way right easy, listen to me. You

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna crying now here? Man is your father. I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to.

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Speaker 3: Tell you that, but you fought in.

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Speaker 1: I figured you want to know for you? Jack, All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go, Steve, you got it.

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Speaker 2: Here we go the start of fight drunk talk trash.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a big one.

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Speaker 3: Doing the holiday, that's.

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Speaker 1: A big one. You got it? What?

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Speaker 3: Who got the why? I got to open my your first?

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Speaker 1: I will last year.

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Speaker 3: That's yeah, I'm not opening my your first for this year.

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Speaker 3: First for last year, I was the first. I would

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Speaker 3: want to be the first this year. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Get your hand off the box.

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Speaker 3: Gift that box because I'm gonna bust you in your

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Speaker 3: I sweaters out. An't you're gonna ask you gift for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: What was that?

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Speaker 3: I don't care if it's for the Christmas, you're gonna

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Speaker 3: fight on They were fighting the major.

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Speaker 1: What they don't? Never make no fense?

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go here another.

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Speaker 1: For you?

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Speaker 2: This is doing just doing the intellectual drunk they would

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Speaker 2: give me that, give me that.

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Speaker 1: Come on, listen next.

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Speaker 3: We listen when when when this when the stars is

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Speaker 3: lining up in the sky for the galaxy.

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Speaker 1: And the universe is spitting around, that's galling.

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Speaker 3: Layot Leo said that, and then you you Sophaglees and

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Speaker 3: Neil was and then that's when the teacher had asked

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Speaker 3: me that you know what's for Shakespeare? And I said,

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Speaker 3: to be listening to me.

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Speaker 1: He is to not to be ever the question. I

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Speaker 1: know what for me? Then now you know what?

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Speaker 2: All right here one more to come to Jesus, drunk,

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Speaker 2: Come on, let me hear.

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Speaker 3: What this ain't uncle asking Father God having in having

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Speaker 3: we having this prayer knowing that.

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Speaker 1: You is the King of the kings, and and.

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Speaker 3: That when that you coming back one day, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: be ready. And because when you did I say he

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Speaker 3: would he was coming back, When is coming back? I

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Speaker 3: will be ready because I'm gonna be right here and

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Speaker 3: I ain't going nowhere because the Bible says in uhcliff astics,

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Speaker 3: the cliff.

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Speaker 1: Asters in the fourteen and two. That's what it says.

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Speaker 3: That's what it says.

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Speaker 1: And you better know that we're looking at me because.

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Speaker 3: The Bible says to look at the others, and you

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Speaker 3: would have him looking at you. We're not fitting to

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Speaker 3: be incause we Christians in here off me that you

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Speaker 3: know we were sitting up and then you know, oh.

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Speaker 1: You lost your train of thought that what they did drunk.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Hold, hold, hold, wait a minute, I'll

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Speaker 3: finished the prayer.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, day on, you know your talking to who?

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Speaker 1: You don't pack my back no more?

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Speaker 3: When I'm playing.

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Speaker 2: Black, Go ahead and go ahead, Lord forgive and I

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Speaker 2: think got bet on myself drunk? Come on, you gotta

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Speaker 2: do it.

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Speaker 3: You know I was gonna what that very moment. Who

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Speaker 3: didn't wasted all lemonade on me?

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Speaker 1: Read your holiday drunk scenarios from the one and All.

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Speaker 1: Good job, good job, good job, outstanding. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: The Stave Hardy Morning Show