1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,960
Speaker 1: Scotti, Curtie B. You ready for it? I'm ready to

2
00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:05,840
Speaker 1: laugh and laugh and.

3
00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:11,400
Speaker 2: Law stranded man airlifted from Mount Fuji, then rescued again

4
00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,400
Speaker 2: days later after he returned to get his phone.

5
00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:21,919
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's a it's about the little things in life.

6
00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,560
Speaker 1: It's what matters most. Risking your own life for a

7
00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,160
Speaker 1: phone feels very twenty twenty five, and it certainly feels

8
00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,200
Speaker 1: very bananas.

9
00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,520
Speaker 2: I says, your world of mad.

10
00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,480
Speaker 1: Would you believe.

11
00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,120
Speaker 2: It's your mind? No resilient pieces?

12
00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,400
Speaker 1: Would you be.

13
00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:57,560
Speaker 2: Ba ba batting baby banana guys, gals, non binary pass,

14
00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:02,000
Speaker 2: welcome to bananas sitting a cross for me? Is my

15
00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,199
Speaker 2: esteemed colleague, Scottie Landis.

16
00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,720
Speaker 1: You know I've never written the words esteemed colleague before,

17
00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:12,199
Speaker 1: but hearing you say it as my esteemed colleague, it's

18
00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,160
Speaker 1: very satisfying to hear that. Is the one and only

19
00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:20,959
Speaker 1: Kurt Kurtie B. Brown Owler and I had a real

20
00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,800
Speaker 1: Sophie's choice last week. Kurt I was offered tickets to

21
00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:29,040
Speaker 1: go see ac DC with our good friend frequent guest

22
00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:33,479
Speaker 1: Albertina Rossa. I had two tickets at the Rose Bowl,

23
00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:38,560
Speaker 1: but I also had already been asked by Laurel Bristow

24
00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,520
Speaker 1: to go to the Magic Castle, and I had gotten tickets,

25
00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,280
Speaker 1: so on the same night I sat there and it

26
00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:50,440
Speaker 1: aged me twelve fifteen years, maybe because there's few things

27
00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,360
Speaker 1: in the world I like more than AC d C

28
00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,160
Speaker 1: at the Rose Bowl with a good friend. But I

29
00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,880
Speaker 1: ended up going with Laurel and Courtney and Strawberry and

30
00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:02,040
Speaker 1: we had an amazing time. I'm at the world sort

31
00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,720
Speaker 1: of famous magic Castle.

32
00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:08,160
Speaker 2: I am going tomorrow. Look at that Matt with a magician.

33
00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,720
Speaker 2: Matt Donnelley is performing.

34
00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,160
Speaker 1: He's a magician.

35
00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,800
Speaker 2: The mind Noodler. You guys, feel the mind low Noodler

36
00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,280
Speaker 2: ever comes to your town. You go see the mind Noodler.

37
00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,720
Speaker 2: He's fantastic. He is he handles a crowd. He handles

38
00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,720
Speaker 2: a crowd. They're like they're they're they're eating out of

39
00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,280
Speaker 2: his hand the whole time.

40
00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,880
Speaker 1: Funny guy, He's a very funny man. Damn that's cool. Yeah.

41
00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,200
Speaker 1: Matt is a was a great improviser, and I took

42
00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,640
Speaker 1: one of his improv classes, like a workshop, and I

43
00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,960
Speaker 1: just remember being like, this guy, this guy knows how

44
00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,600
Speaker 1: the biz works. And it was so helpful because I

45
00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:47,600
Speaker 1: was twenty three and I'm like any advice is great.

46
00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,239
Speaker 1: He's he gave great. He gave great.

47
00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,000
Speaker 2: He gives great advice. I feel like he does. It

48
00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,600
Speaker 2: is a skill that he has honed over the years,

49
00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:59,320
Speaker 2: and he is excellent at giving advice and been animals.

50
00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:03,320
Speaker 2: I just got to say, listen, Oh, we added a

51
00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,960
Speaker 2: show in Chicago late, late in the game. Usually we

52
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,120
Speaker 2: have months to promote. This time, four weeks to promote it.

53
00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,600
Speaker 2: It's coming up May eighth. That means if you're listening

54
00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,279
Speaker 2: to this on Tuesday, that it's on Thursday.

55
00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:18,960
Speaker 1: It's a day's.

56
00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,079
Speaker 2: Thursday, all right. So come on out to the den.

57
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,480
Speaker 2: Last time we did, we went there, what do we do?

58
00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,360
Speaker 2: Two hour meet and greet, free meeting.

59
00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:33,280
Speaker 1: The next show went and ended and we were still

60
00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,960
Speaker 1: meeting greeting. One couple went, got a full dinner, paid,

61
00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,800
Speaker 1: walked back to the theater, got back in line, and

62
00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna do the same thing this time. We're happy

63
00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,640
Speaker 1: to meet all of you. It's an honor to meet

64
00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,120
Speaker 1: so many passionate ban animals, and we love Chicago, and

65
00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,360
Speaker 1: we love Chicago in the spring.

66
00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it will be pleasant. I mean I'm

67
00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:54,720
Speaker 2: going to be there literally for a handful of hours.

68
00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,960
Speaker 2: But those hours they will be fun.

69
00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000
Speaker 1: Scottie, you're flying in, you're flying out. I've decided. I

70
00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,520
Speaker 1: know you're still dry three sixty ninety, but I'm gonna up.

71
00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,400
Speaker 2: I might make an exception for this banana show. What

72
00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:14,240
Speaker 2: might make an exception for Chicago? I might make an

73
00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,040
Speaker 2: exception for Chicago.

74
00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,480
Speaker 1: Stop the press, the press, this is a big deal. Well,

75
00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,080
Speaker 1: you don't have to join me, but I was going

76
00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,279
Speaker 1: to kick off the show with a shot of milord.

77
00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:31,200
Speaker 1: I won't join it. No, but just because I'm so

78
00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,039
Speaker 1: so passionate about giving Chicago all that I got.

79
00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,040
Speaker 2: It is a I was talking about Millort recently, and

80
00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:38,480
Speaker 2: it is.

81
00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:39,480
Speaker 1: Yes.

82
00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:46,760
Speaker 2: I've rarely encountered a drink that is so so unpleasant

83
00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,720
Speaker 2: to imbibe. It is a truly there's and there's nothing there.

84
00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,520
Speaker 2: I can't say that there's any positive about it. It

85
00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,920
Speaker 2: really is like an ash tray at the bottom of

86
00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,920
Speaker 2: a sock kind of taste.

87
00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,360
Speaker 1: It's the culture experience that's the post, that is the positive.

88
00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,200
Speaker 1: Anticipating in a greater I just.

89
00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,720
Speaker 2: Wich Chicago had chosen a slightly better tasting terrible liquor.

90
00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, just some red sauce with some gin, just a

91
00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,400
Speaker 1: marinera gin shot.

92
00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:18,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, Scottie, I have been. I

93
00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,159
Speaker 2: have been packing and packing and packing my house. We're

94
00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:26,360
Speaker 2: renting our house for a year because we're on the

95
00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:31,600
Speaker 2: move to New Jersey baby right outside the city, and

96
00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,839
Speaker 2: it is we're getting read. We have to we have

97
00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:38,919
Speaker 2: to take pictures on Monday. Today is Tuesday. That means

98
00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,920
Speaker 2: there has to be no personal item in our house

99
00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,640
Speaker 2: on Monday. So that yeah, no personal items. So it

100
00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,880
Speaker 2: is just like because that's how photographs look good like,

101
00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,479
Speaker 2: you just have to have nothing there, no no photographs,

102
00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,479
Speaker 2: no nothing. All the pictures of the kids off the

103
00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,719
Speaker 2: off the fridge, like all that sort of stuff. So

104
00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,640
Speaker 2: it's a little things you don't even think of. I

105
00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,240
Speaker 2: had to replace sixteen light bulbs.

106
00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,240
Speaker 1: Yesterday because there's like a big one.

107
00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:08,560
Speaker 2: I have to the light bulbs have to match, because

108
00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,560
Speaker 2: that's the thing people care about. It is it is

109
00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:18,039
Speaker 2: the minuscule moving sucks in such a massive, massive way.

110
00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,919
Speaker 2: Don't ever do it, Scottie.

111
00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,320
Speaker 1: No, I don't ever plan on doing it again. In Lockdown,

112
00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,000
Speaker 1: they were selling my cabin. The guy that on my

113
00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,440
Speaker 1: cabin wanted to sell it, so I had to leave

114
00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,080
Speaker 1: the house one day because this was still when people

115
00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,159
Speaker 1: were masked and staying away from each other. This was

116
00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:36,360
Speaker 1: way way early on. And so this guy comes over

117
00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,200
Speaker 1: and I go stand in my backyard and just watch

118
00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,920
Speaker 1: this guy photograph of house. But I couldn't move everything out,

119
00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,800
Speaker 1: and I intentionally put certain notes like my mom had

120
00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,919
Speaker 1: written a note, something else had written a note, and

121
00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,120
Speaker 1: I had left them on my fridge, and they were

122
00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,880
Speaker 1: on the redfin and Zillow, like my notes that were

123
00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,800
Speaker 1: like hey, you know, be safe, wear a mask. All

124
00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:58,560
Speaker 1: those things were still up there. But when I noticed this,

125
00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,559
Speaker 1: I went back in the house after the I left,

126
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,559
Speaker 1: and he was probably in there, I don't know, forty

127
00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,120
Speaker 1: five minutes, and he had just stood on all my furniture.

128
00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,080
Speaker 1: There were shoeprints on all my sofa, on my sofa,

129
00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,360
Speaker 1: my chairs, he just stood on them for a higher

130
00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,640
Speaker 1: angle because it was a smallish house. And I was like,

131
00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,200
Speaker 1: what a fucking asshole. I was like, that is a

132
00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,320
Speaker 1: crazy thing to do in like a time where we're

133
00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,600
Speaker 1: all afraid of terms, just to be like shoes on

134
00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,840
Speaker 1: standing on everything. Can you imagine that.

135
00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,720
Speaker 2: Is such a crazy thing to do, because you would imagine, like, oh,

136
00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,240
Speaker 2: I bring a little mat, and I put the mat

137
00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,000
Speaker 2: where I'm going to stand, and then I stand on

138
00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,040
Speaker 2: the mat because I'm a professional, I'm taking professional photographs.

139
00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I had an electrician come over recently and

140
00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,520
Speaker 1: he put like little those little covers on his shoes

141
00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,520
Speaker 1: and was like is this okay? And I'm like that's great,

142
00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,720
Speaker 1: thank you. But also I wasn't expecting the electrician to

143
00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,320
Speaker 1: do it in normal times. So these people, man, I'm

144
00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,720
Speaker 1: telling you, this world is full of some real characters.

145
00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,640
Speaker 1: Not interested. I already had three movie pitches today, two

146
00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,320
Speaker 1: different movie yes. And I had a great meeting with

147
00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,680
Speaker 1: the script already wrote with a really funny actress who

148
00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,600
Speaker 1: is attaching to this movie, so hopefully I can announce

149
00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,160
Speaker 1: in the big movie.

150
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,600
Speaker 2: So I got in the meeting she attached, Yeah, she.

151
00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,600
Speaker 1: Had already read the script. So that one was just like, hey,

152
00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,480
Speaker 1: do we get along? Are we going to flip each

153
00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,440
Speaker 1: other off on zoom? Do? Where's this coming from? What

154
00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,880
Speaker 1: are you going to bring to a kind of thing?

155
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,760
Speaker 1: And it went That was my eight am meeting. Then

156
00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,560
Speaker 1: I had a nine am pitch, Then I had a

157
00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,360
Speaker 1: ten am pitch, and then I had an eleven am pitch.

158
00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,559
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, two different.

159
00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,600
Speaker 1: Movies, you know, thirty five minutes of zoom pitching exhausting.

160
00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:42,720
Speaker 2: That's exciting, That's very exciting. Yes, I want to talk biz,

161
00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,959
Speaker 2: and we never talked biz on the podcast. I want

162
00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,560
Speaker 2: to talk bill.

163
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:50,679
Speaker 1: The industry is so. The thing is podcasting, as everybody

164
00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,679
Speaker 1: listening knows, has really exploded and grown over the last

165
00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:57,479
Speaker 1: eight years, ten years. But what I've noticed is podcasting

166
00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:00,440
Speaker 1: has now replaced cable TV. Because there was a time

167
00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,839
Speaker 1: where people like Kurt and I, one of our jobs

168
00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:10,080
Speaker 1: would be Comedy Central, MTV, v H one, IFC true TBS,

169
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,280
Speaker 1: you sold shows to cable networks. Those show those networks

170
00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,560
Speaker 1: either no longer exist or no longer do anything but

171
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,760
Speaker 1: show Friends reruns, Office reruns, Family Guy reruns. They don't

172
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:25,200
Speaker 1: make original content. So I feel blessed and grateful to

173
00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:31,680
Speaker 1: have Bananas being my yearly cable podcast excuse me, pilot substitute,

174
00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,079
Speaker 1: and my goodness.

175
00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:38,240
Speaker 2: My goodness, what a fortuitous.

176
00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,800
Speaker 1: Lucky thing for us to fall into.

177
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:43,240
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, this kind of segues perfectly into

178
00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:47,160
Speaker 2: something that we've we've been meaning to share with everybody,

179
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,600
Speaker 2: and I think it's time to share it.

180
00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:52,480
Speaker 1: Scottie uh oh, let's get into it.

181
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,319
Speaker 2: So, guys, we've got a Patreon.

182
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're expanding.

183
00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:05,760
Speaker 2: We are expanding Thea's universe utilizing the Patreon. Uh. And

184
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,440
Speaker 2: so don't worry if you do not want to get

185
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:13,600
Speaker 2: in on the Patreon. You Bananas is not going anywhere.

186
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,800
Speaker 2: We're not even gonna withhold any of the Bananas episodes.

187
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:22,840
Speaker 2: They're still coming out every Tuesday like clockwork. The one

188
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,760
Speaker 2: change will be that the monthly bonus sode that used

189
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,360
Speaker 2: to come out on our regular feed will no longer

190
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,720
Speaker 2: come out on our regular feed. It will be part

191
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,640
Speaker 2: of the Patreon.

192
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,719
Speaker 1: Correct. We're gonna do bonus soodes, We're gonna do mailbag episodes,

193
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:42,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna do an additional Banana's episode, and every Monday,

194
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,760
Speaker 1: just to root our beautiful bananimals on, Kurt and I

195
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:49,600
Speaker 1: are going to alternate giving a weekly affirmation in a

196
00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:53,079
Speaker 1: world that seems to be crumbling. We say, no, ma'am,

197
00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:58,560
Speaker 1: no sir, know them they friends. We're gonna encourage you

198
00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,600
Speaker 1: to live your best life. It is.

199
00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:05,920
Speaker 2: It's it's it's weekly Monday morning affirmations from the Banana Boys.

200
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,560
Speaker 2: And in addition to that, also you'll get access to

201
00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:14,000
Speaker 2: tickets first, including you'll get access to tickets for Bananas

202
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,360
Speaker 2: Fest October fourth, you'll get access to that first. We're

203
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,400
Speaker 2: only doing one show. There's only four hundred tickets for

204
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,960
Speaker 2: that show, so it will sell out, so having the

205
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,960
Speaker 2: having the Patreon will will be a bonus in that sense.

206
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:33,439
Speaker 2: And we will be debuting a new version of the

207
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:38,760
Speaker 2: podcast called Bronanas, which is all of our very famous

208
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,320
Speaker 2: male friends on the podcast who we've never had on

209
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,840
Speaker 2: before at all. And the very first episode, which is

210
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,160
Speaker 2: up right now, is Kumail nan Gianni.

211
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,479
Speaker 1: Not a bad first guest, some might say, a fantastic

212
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,640
Speaker 1: first guest.

213
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:59,120
Speaker 2: A Marvel a Marvel hero as your first guest.

214
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:03,360
Speaker 1: The see you meets the BPU. Because the Bananas Podcast universe,

215
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,800
Speaker 1: we just enjoy doing it so much. We just want

216
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,840
Speaker 1: to expand and continue, and thank you to everybody exactly

217
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,720
Speaker 1: right who is allowing us to do this, because yes,

218
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,640
Speaker 1: we're still going to do four episodes of Bananas exactly

219
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,959
Speaker 1: how we always have. We've never missed a week since

220
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,640
Speaker 1: four twenty twenty twenty, and we're going to keep doing

221
00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,480
Speaker 1: that for as long as we can. And then this

222
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:26,480
Speaker 1: is just complimentary. Come and join us, support the bananas,

223
00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:29,960
Speaker 1: stay silly. Just fill your month and stuff your ears

224
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,720
Speaker 1: with more banana.

225
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,800
Speaker 2: We'll also be offering a cocktail hour Zoom once a

226
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,120
Speaker 2: month if you want to do that, and at a

227
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,760
Speaker 2: certain level, which is a very funny, silly level, a

228
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:45,160
Speaker 2: crazy level, we will come and do a show at

229
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:45,679
Speaker 2: your home.

230
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,480
Speaker 1: Correct. We will do Bananas live at your home or

231
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,120
Speaker 1: at a safe location.

232
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,920
Speaker 2: If you want to do it at a Domino's Pizza

233
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,679
Speaker 2: where it's just us and you, that's great. If you

234
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,440
Speaker 2: want to bring friends, that's cool too.

235
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,480
Speaker 1: Yep, that one is our mirror, the Kram de l

236
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,720
Speaker 1: the cram top of the top, so much more. But yes,

237
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,360
Speaker 1: we will do a Banana's live in your house, in

238
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,680
Speaker 1: your front yard, in your garage, at your grandma's house,

239
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,959
Speaker 1: wherever you want us to do it. We will do

240
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:18,600
Speaker 1: a full Bananas live of your choosing. Again, somewhere safe.

241
00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,720
Speaker 1: Please do not do it on the median in a highway.

242
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,800
Speaker 2: All right here. It is Scotty stranded man airlifted from

243
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,960
Speaker 2: Mount Fuji, then rescued again days later after he returned

244
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,679
Speaker 2: to get his phone.

245
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,720
Speaker 1: I love that Mount Fuji one of the most famous mountains.

246
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,839
Speaker 2: It is and if correct me if I'm wrong, but

247
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,839
Speaker 2: Mount Fuji is the one you can just walk to, right.

248
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:45,000
Speaker 1: I've never done that, but that sounds right, all right.

249
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,679
Speaker 1: I don't know that much about northern Japan. I know.

250
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:51,439
Speaker 1: My entertainment lawyer once said, have you been to Hakkaido?

251
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,640
Speaker 1: And I said no, and he goes, you gotta go

252
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:58,040
Speaker 1: skiing in Hakkaido. It's incredible. And that's literally the only

253
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,880
Speaker 1: thing a compliment about a ski slope.

254
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,640
Speaker 2: This was sent in by Robert Woodbury. Thank you.

255
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,040
Speaker 1: Robert Woodburry sends in a lot of good stories.

256
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,679
Speaker 2: Thank you, Robert h This was in CBS news.

257
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,959
Speaker 1: That's real. I've heard of that.

258
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:21,160
Speaker 2: That stands for Couxby saying, okay, news to me. A

259
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:27,680
Speaker 2: climber airlifted with altitude sickness from Couxby saying. A climber

260
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:32,080
Speaker 2: airlifted with altitude sickness from near the peak of Japan's

261
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,400
Speaker 2: Mount Fuji last week returned to the slope and was

262
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,200
Speaker 2: rescued for a second time just four days later. Authority

263
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,360
Speaker 2: said Monday. The climber was identified only as twenty seven

264
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,960
Speaker 2: year old Chinese student living in Japan. He made an

265
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,880
Speaker 2: emergency call on April twenty second was airlifted after Earthday

266
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,800
Speaker 2: was airlifted after developing symptoms of altitude sickness, police said,

267
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,520
Speaker 2: adding that his climbing irons also were damaged. Oh he's

268
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,560
Speaker 2: got climbing irons.

269
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,280
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh weird, so he's the real guy.

270
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:04,480
Speaker 2: Saturday, he returned to the mountain's Fujiyama Trail, nearly ten

271
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,960
Speaker 2: thousand feet above sea level, to look for cell phone

272
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:13,360
Speaker 2: and other belongings left behind. Shizuoko Prefectorial Police said another

273
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,400
Speaker 2: climber found him there, unable to move, apparently after he

274
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,480
Speaker 2: got sick for a second time.

275
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, what was on this phone? What

276
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,720
Speaker 1: was he What couldn't he replace with a new phone?

277
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,280
Speaker 1: For real?

278
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:31,640
Speaker 2: Also, if you got altitude sickness the first time, bring

279
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,640
Speaker 2: some oxygen. I mean, like, that's crazy. He was suspected

280
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,200
Speaker 2: of having altitude sickness taken to a hospital. It was

281
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,120
Speaker 2: not known whether he was able to find the phone

282
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,840
Speaker 2: in the end. Local media's report. The mountains hiking trails

283
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,120
Speaker 2: are officially open from July to early September, but there

284
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,800
Speaker 2: is no penalty for hiking off season. There's also no

285
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,520
Speaker 2: charge or penalty when a climber needs to be rescued

286
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:56,920
Speaker 2: wah wah wee wah, but the Chinese students' care prompted

287
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,880
Speaker 2: an uproar on social media and generated calls for him

288
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,360
Speaker 2: to be charged at least for his second rescue. I

289
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,360
Speaker 2: think that's reasonable. I think that's right.

290
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:04,840
Speaker 1: I do too.

291
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:10,200
Speaker 2: Following the man's rescue, police in Shizuoka Prefricture reiterated its

292
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,360
Speaker 2: vice against climbing the mountain during the off season, as

293
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:16,000
Speaker 2: the weather could suddenly change. Police urged all climbers to

294
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,800
Speaker 2: use caution. Blah blah blah blah blah. The twelve three

295
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,040
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty eight foot high mountain was designated UNESCO

296
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,400
Speaker 2: World Cultural Herriage Site in twenty thirteen. A symbol of Japan,

297
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,480
Speaker 2: the mountain called Fujisan used to be a place of

298
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,920
Speaker 2: pilgrimage and is increasingly popular. Blah blah blah blah blah

299
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,640
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah.

300
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,520
Speaker 1: And that's it.

301
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,280
Speaker 2: Uh, there's a bunch of other stuff, but it's real

302
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,400
Speaker 2: general about the mountain, and it doesn't tell me what

303
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,080
Speaker 2: I want to know, which is do you have to

304
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,640
Speaker 2: climb because I heard I thought you told me that.

305
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,800
Speaker 2: I thought you told me when we were doing routes

306
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,360
Speaker 2: about because we had a plan to put a soft

307
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,520
Speaker 2: serve machine on the top of Mountain food finally, right, No,

308
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,320
Speaker 2: you said I thought it was Mount Fuji because you

309
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,000
Speaker 2: said that's the one mountain you don't have to actually

310
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,720
Speaker 2: do any grope climbing. You can literally walk the whole way.

311
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,080
Speaker 1: No, I don't know that one. I thought it was

312
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,600
Speaker 1: Mount McKinley. But then again, if you think about what

313
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,200
Speaker 1: we're talking about, putting a generator and a soft served

314
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,800
Speaker 1: ice cream machine on the top of a snowcaped mountain,

315
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure we had many pitches for where

316
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,120
Speaker 1: we could do that, and we probably almost did Mount

317
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,200
Speaker 1: Washington where you can just drive it on up. I

318
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,080
Speaker 1: love it so much. What was on this guy's phone?

319
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:29,720
Speaker 1: What was it? Was it a pass code for his bitcoin?

320
00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:34,399
Speaker 1: Was eight nudes? Was it something motivated this man to

321
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,359
Speaker 1: risk it off for this phone, because no phone is

322
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:41,359
Speaker 1: worth dying over. And I was just looking up the

323
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,600
Speaker 1: symptoms of altitude sickness. It's an education podcast, so I'll

324
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:51,000
Speaker 1: share it. Headaches, dizziness, nausea, fatigue and weakness, loss of appetite,

325
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:56,399
Speaker 1: difficult difficulty sleeping, and shortness of breath. So I guess

326
00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:01,480
Speaker 1: it's really not too good. I think think, I think

327
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,879
Speaker 1: a lot of people get sick and a lot of

328
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:07,480
Speaker 1: people get disoriented. So not worth it unless something magic.

329
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,680
Speaker 2: Was on that this this will you know, this is

330
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:15,960
Speaker 2: what A great segue into bananas Fast October fourth in Denver, Colorado. Guys,

331
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,440
Speaker 2: get there a little early, get used to get get

332
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,639
Speaker 2: used to the altitude before you have a drink. The

333
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,920
Speaker 2: drinking and the altitude it dumb. Mis don't make you

334
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:26,480
Speaker 2: feel good.

335
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,359
Speaker 1: That is right.

336
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,120
Speaker 2: Scotty and I are going to move there a month

337
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,720
Speaker 2: ahead of time and start training.

338
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,560
Speaker 1: I know we're going to have to. I'm definitely going

339
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,680
Speaker 1: to get there a few days early. My goodness, it

340
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,160
Speaker 1: was exhausting. I drank a coconut water, That's how exhausted

341
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,600
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, I need something to heal me.

342
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,119
Speaker 2: And and you need the electrolytes because your body just

343
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,320
Speaker 2: doesn't have the ability to hydrate itself as quick. I

344
00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:54,800
Speaker 2: guess you get a lot of like moisture from breathing.

345
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:56,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

346
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,879
Speaker 1: I certainly do. I get all my moisture from breathing.

347
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,720
Speaker 1: When I was a young Banana, I all my friends

348
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,920
Speaker 1: got really into snowboarding, but I always preferred skiing. I

349
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,560
Speaker 1: just thought it was more fun. I liked facing down

350
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,960
Speaker 1: the mountain and not like having a carve constantly. And

351
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,280
Speaker 1: I was probably ten or eleven ish, and I saved

352
00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:19,800
Speaker 1: up money between birthdays and Christmases and all the stuff

353
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,000
Speaker 1: that kids can do to make mowing lawns. And I

354
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,880
Speaker 1: bought a pair of skis, brand new K two skis

355
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,720
Speaker 1: and I got them from Kenilworth Mall. And I spent

356
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,840
Speaker 1: about three hundred dollars okay, and three to a ten

357
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,359
Speaker 1: year old, that's a lot. That was like I was

358
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,719
Speaker 1: looking at Club Met. I was thinking about retiring at

359
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,720
Speaker 1: that point. Board I got the polls. They measure me

360
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,359
Speaker 1: up proud. I was like, so pumped. I go with

361
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,800
Speaker 1: a group of friends up to ski Liberty.

362
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,399
Speaker 2: Liberty Sky. How many runs does Ski Liberty have.

363
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,960
Speaker 1: I don't recall exactly, but I would guess sixteen runs,

364
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,280
Speaker 1: like maybe eight on the front and eight on the back.

365
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,600
Speaker 1: It was great, not because now I'm a very good skier,

366
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,440
Speaker 1: because it was always a sheet of ice.

367
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,760
Speaker 2: Always a sheet of ice. It was all Northeast snow

368
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,440
Speaker 2: until unless you get to like like a Vermont and Maine,

369
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,400
Speaker 2: all of it is just one sheet from the top

370
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,520
Speaker 2: to the very bottom. It is just people trying to

371
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 2: get traction on a sheet of ice. You know.

372
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 1: Hell, Like if you hear a car crash, it's got

373
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,600
Speaker 1: crunch that you hear. There's nothing that sounds like crunch

374
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,000
Speaker 1: crunch of a car crash. It's the same skiing or

375
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,680
Speaker 1: snowboarding on these coasts. The edge catching the snow on

376
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,879
Speaker 1: those steat mountains, it's like that.

377
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:35,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

378
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,440
Speaker 1: And it's like I could wake away screaming to that sound.

379
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,120
Speaker 2: And when you would fall, you would just it would

380
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,960
Speaker 2: be like concrete. It was just hitting concrete.

381
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you had to get really good, really fat.

382
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: So I go up there with a bunch of buddies

383
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 1: and it wasn't So. They used to do a thing

384
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,560
Speaker 1: at Ski Liberty called the ski something snowball. I think

385
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,000
Speaker 1: it might have been like the WHFS snowball and it

386
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 1: was bad in my opinion. Not good bands playing while

387
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,399
Speaker 1: it was snowing during the day. So when you were

388
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,679
Speaker 1: skiing down towards the lodge, there was a stage setup

389
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,080
Speaker 1: so you could come rock out. It was you know

390
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 1: Baltimore good boys like Good Charlotte or Lake Trout, Lake

391
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:18,680
Speaker 1: Trout or Emmett's Swimming or Honor among thieves, all these bands,

392
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 1: Jimmy's Chicken Shack, Oh God, that shack was there. They

393
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 1: were dropping anchors all over the place. That's the only

394
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 1: song I know by Jimmy's Chicken Check and so. But

395
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 1: with a bunch of kids, and again we're like eleven

396
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 1: Ish parents. Take us up. They sit down and just

397
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,200
Speaker 1: you know, eat cheeseburgers and drink hot chocolate in the lodge.

398
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 1: They're having the better day. Yeah right. It was a

399
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,880
Speaker 1: good lesson to learn early because everybody else had either

400
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 1: snowboards or rental skis, and I was so proud of

401
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 1: these skis and I kind of raced down the first run,

402
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 1: if I recall, it was Dipsy Doodle, which is a

403
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 1: very fun run I love.

404
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 2: I wish we could name the runs at a ski resort.

405
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 2: I know.

406
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,359
Speaker 1: Do you think they'll ever open new ski resorts? That

407
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 1: feels like we have opened the exact amount around the

408
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 1: world that will ever.

409
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 2: Exist, right, Well, I don't know.

410
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: Still it doesn't snow that much anymore.

411
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 2: Well no, but also like I don't know the way

412
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 2: things are going. We might be opening up like Yosemite

413
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,919
Speaker 2: for skiing you know, like we might be opening up

414
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 2: things that you couldn't have commercial enterprises on.

415
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: I have a thumbs up about that coming up, all right.

416
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 1: I got I raced down the hill my new skis,

417
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: feeling a new polls live in the dream. Everybody's cool,

418
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: boys and girls, we're all hanging out, and I kind

419
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: of stopped midway down the run, just right in the

420
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 1: middle thing to watch all my friends come down. And

421
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,400
Speaker 1: this one girl that I went to school with comes

422
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: gunning it down totally out of control, misses me by

423
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:47,479
Speaker 1: inches and goes across the front of my new skis

424
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 1: and just carves two lines directly across the front of

425
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 1: my skis. It was so heartbreaking and so devastating and

426
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 1: like actually scratched them and stuff scratched. Yeah, first runs.

427
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: She was just a bad year. Yeah, she's an eleven

428
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: year old kid. She didn't know what she was doing.

429
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: But she's like I just saw her coming and she's

430
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: kind of like weaving, but she's trying to do a

431
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: pizza shape with her her ski. Yeah, and then to

432
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: not hit me, she straightens them out, goes directly across

433
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: the front of my skis and scratches the shit out

434
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: of them, and I really truly believe that it affected

435
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: my life forever after that, where now secondhand goods, used cars.

436
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: I don't like new things. I don't like new things.

437
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, you always want to get it used.

438
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it devastated my little ten year old

439
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 1: or eleven year old heart so much that I had

440
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: worked and saved and done so much and then this

441
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: special thing was kind of ruined in an instant I

442
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: mean I could still ski, I have five or six

443
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: more years, but it was so emotionally devastating at the

444
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: beginning of the day. No good Charlotte song could soothe

445
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 1: the hurt in my heart. And I think to this day,

446
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 1: I don't like owning new stuff.

447
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: Interesting. That is so, I mean like it. Look, we've

448
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 2: been doing this podcast for five years. It is amazing

449
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 2: the layers of the onion that is Scottie Landis that

450
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 2: will be slowly unpeeled and revealed here.

451
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 1: That's right, It's crazy, but it's true. I mean, besides,

452
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: like you know, a mattress or towels, so not a

453
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: complete werewolf. But uh yeah, I honestly think it it

454
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: affected me, but it was such like an instantaneous thing,

455
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: and if I had not stopped or it is funny.

456
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: Life is a weird web like that. But hey, I

457
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: wish her well. I think she's a mom with like

458
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 1: nine children now, so you know, we all blaze our

459
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: own trails down that mountain that day.

460
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: Oh man, do you know what that?

461
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: You know what?

462
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 2: Like I've just been like sitting here looking at this

463
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 2: and I and I'm wondering if anyone has any ideas

464
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 2: about this? Is that? So I'm packing up my house, yes,

465
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 2: and I've actually packed a lot of stuff in my

466
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 2: general vicinity. But it's come down to I have a

467
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 2: bald eagle feather and a Ravens feather that I was given.

468
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 2: I was given actually I found the Ravens feather and

469
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 2: I was given the bald eagle feather by my buddy

470
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 2: who got it up in Alaska. And they have sat

471
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 2: on my desk now for the past twelve years.

472
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: What do you think?

473
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm bringing them. They're very special to me. But

474
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 2: how the do I pack these?

475
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: What?

476
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 2: What? What container?

477
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 1: Okay?

478
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 2: Eight does a feather hold?

479
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: Well? I got a pitch and I'll work with you

480
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: on this.

481
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm ready.

482
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: You know those really long matches for fireplaces uh huh, yes,

483
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: I do you get one of those. I'll take those

484
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: matches off your hands. Don't worry. I'll don't worry about

485
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: the matches. I'll handle the house. And you just put

486
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: those two flowers in there like a quiver and just

487
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: cap them off and just fly and drive, knowing those

488
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: feathers are protect it.

489
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 2: I love it. I think that that is exactly what

490
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 2: I need to do.

491
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: There you go, it's just that.

492
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 2: And then you get there and it's a cardboard tube

493
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 2: with what's in there, just two special feathers. Sir, you're

494
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 2: helping me move. Thank you so much. Could you be

495
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 2: pleased careful with my two special feather tube.

496
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: I will be carrying this one, Kurt, just solely, nothing

497
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 1: else in my hand. It's awful light, isn't it. It's

498
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: my magic feather tube.

499
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: Oh man?

500
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: Maybe? And I've been buying those magic feather tubes. That

501
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: could be any great idea.

502
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: It's for when you need to transport your feathers, good

503
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 2: medicine feathers. You gotta have a way to get them

504
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 2: around the country. I've also have to have to ship one, two, three, four, five, six,

505
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 2: seven eight. I have to ship nine surfboards and so

506
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 2: I've been trying to buy board bags off of Craigslist

507
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: and Facebook Marketplace. By the way, there has been a

508
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 2: revolution in online buying, which I had no idea about.

509
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 2: Craigslist is dead, Facebook Marketplace is the I mean, I've

510
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: heard Facebook, but like, oh my god, the difference is palpable.

511
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 2: I guess because you can verify someone's identity that they're

512
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,479
Speaker 2: not like a lunatic psycho killer. I have no I mean,

513
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but it is. I've been selling things.

514
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: I've been buying things. But I've been going all over

515
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: the Los Angeles Basin area buying board bags from surfers

516
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 2: and it is a delight to meet all these kooky weirdos.

517
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was talking to Caro Klank about this because she's,

518
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: you know, moms buy and sell kid stuff, baby stuff, toys,

519
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: all that stuff all the time. And she said that

520
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 1: she's in a group that has a Facebook marketplace that's

521
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: just free items and no matter what they post, it

522
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: has gone within an hour, no.

523
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 2: Matter what it is. It's crazy. I mean, like, I've

524
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: been shocked. I also sold some weights, so I'm selling

525
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 2: a surf rack rates cool, Like hell yeah, baby.

526
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: Blow it out. I love selling stuff, get rid of stuff.

527
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: It's the best feeling.

528
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 2: Have a nice wat, sweet cash to walk around with.

529
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: Give me a story, Scotty Well, speaking of things on

530
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: the move. Hannah Duncan sent this and thank you, Hannah Duncan.

531
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: You said some nice stories. BBC staff wrote this one,

532
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: so you know it's medium. Jesus Gordon Ramsey's restaurant sees

533
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: four hundred and seventy seven lucky cats stolen.

534
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay, I really like this one. A question.

535
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 2: We have always assumed that when it's the BBC staff,

536
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: it's a choice that someone and was like, I would

537
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 2: prefer not to have my name on this, But it

538
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: happens so often with the BBC that I'm concerned there's

539
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 2: something more nefarious at work here, perhaps like they're not

540
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 2: paying an intern so therefore they can't give them credit.

541
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: So anytime you see BBC staff, I'm making all of

542
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: this up by of course, as we should, but it's

543
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 2: an unpaid person who can't be properly credited because they

544
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: did not pay them, and so then they just assign

545
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 2: it to BBC staff. Just give us a name. We

546
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 2: need to know who writes these things.

547
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: Just make it up. First name, Paul. Everybody in England

548
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: is named Paul. We get it. Last name. Just combine

549
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: a type of door with a clergy profession and you

550
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: got it. Nearly five hundred cat figurines have been stolen

551
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: from a new Gordon Ramsey restaurant in one week, at

552
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: an estimated cost of more than two thousand pounds. The

553
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: TV the chef has said. The restauranteur recently launched Lucky

554
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: Cat by Gordon Ramsey in Bishopsgate in central London, featuring

555
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: beckoning Japanese cat models called Mineki, Neko or Nico. The

556
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: fifty eight year old and it's important to know how

557
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,719
Speaker 1: old Gordon Ramsey is for this story.

558
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 2: I'm shocked that he's fifty eight. I thought he would

559
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 2: maybe be older.

560
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: Got look looking good or looking bad, depending on how

561
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: you think. The fifty eight year old told ITV's Jonathan

562
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: Ross show the cats are getting stolen. There were four

563
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: hundred and seven stolen last week. They cost four pounds

564
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: fifty pence each the city of.

565
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 2: I don't don't care Gordon Ramsey, sorry, one hundred millionaire,

566
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: I eat it.

567
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: I know he really is everywhere I did go. I

568
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: went to a Hell's Kitchen taping once. I'm sure I

569
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: talked about on the pod once with the workhogs dudes,

570
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: and we just got drunk on wine and kept cheering

571
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: to Big Gourd, to Big Gord and the produce sits

572
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: who were trying to film Adam Devine and some of

573
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: those other people. I was at that table. They were like,

574
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: please stop calling him Big Gourd. We won't be able

575
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: to use this. But then we just kept big Drunker

576
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: kept going this a big gourd. They give you real alcohol,

577
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: they give you only wine or beer. I think for

578
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: us it was only wine. We would have drunk beer.

579
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: And then they there's two kitchens, there's a blue team

580
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: and a red team, or there's two sides of the

581
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: kitchen and they have to cook the same type of meal.

582
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: And then Gordon Ramsey kicked out the other team, so

583
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,959
Speaker 1: they only got their first round of like appetizers. Meanwhile,

584
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: ours kept going. So we got everything, We get table

585
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: side pasta, we get all these things made, but we're

586
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: just ripped. I mean, it aired. It's a very funny episode.

587
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what season because that show has been

588
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: on forever, but yeah, they cut around us, so much

589
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: because we drunkenly kept toasting to big gourd over and

590
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: over and it was so fun because also you know,

591
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: and I, well me, I don't really drink wine, so

592
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: my wine drunk is I don't know how to I'm

593
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: just so silly. It's almost like, oh, that's interesting.

594
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: You don't drink wine.

595
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: No, only if other people are drinking it. So like

596
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: if somebody's like, we're serving wine or where, let's get

597
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: wine for the table, I'll do it. But to me,

598
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: it's just a waste of calories. It doesn't get me

599
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: where I need to go all these days. If I

600
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: just want to, if I want to catch a buzz

601
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: or get drunk, it's like I'd rather do it in

602
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: three drinks than five glasses of wine.

603
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, I hear that.

604
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: Thank you, I thank you. So. The City of London

605
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: Police said it had not received any reports of theft

606
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: from the restaurant. Okay, that's fine. A number of cat

607
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: fig greens stolen would cost about twty six pounds. The

608
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: Minecki Nico figurines are believed by some within Japanese culture

609
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: to bring good luck sort of irony, and have been

610
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: a feature in the Lucky Cat restaurants, which serve Asian

611
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: inspired cuisine. Ramsey, known for his Hell's Kitchen and Ramsey's

612
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: Kitchen Nightmares reality TV programs, also said he had issues

613
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: with couples entering the toilets together. Couples are They're enjoying

614
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: the food so much, they're doinking and blinking. What kind

615
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: of food in the boom boom room?

616
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 2: What kind of food is it?

617
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: It's Asian inspired cuisine. You know, when you think Gordon Ramsey,

618
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: what do you think Far East?

619
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 2: I mean, why do I I have like an active

620
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: I don't know a good damn thing about Gordon Ramsey.

621
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 2: I don't think I've seen any of his shows. I

622
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 2: have an idea in my mind that he's a distasteful person,

623
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 2: and I'm going to act on it. I'm gonna say

624
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: he is. Because of my vague recollection of who he is.

625
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: I can say for certain that I've never eaten in

626
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: one of his restaurants. I know that to be true.

627
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: They like a chef over there, I mean, I know,

628
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: we have our Catcoorra, and we have our Bob Flays.

629
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 2: We have come on Scotty. Of course you would like

630
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: your chefs over there. Had you ever been there? Have

631
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: you ever been to the UK twenty years ago? The

632
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 2: food was insane. It was crazy, the ideas that they

633
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 2: had about food. I mean, those chefs came over there

634
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: and they brightened the people's lives. They showed that not

635
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 2: everything needs to be boiled in one color gray.

636
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 1: The sweets, though the bacon show is not an accident.

637
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: If you go to a less.

638
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 2: Sweet certissire, my sweets are very good.

639
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: They turned the breads out over there, their breadheads for days.

640
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 1: The restaurant opened earlier this month on the sixtieth floor

641
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: of Skyscraper twenty two, one of London's tallest buildings. That's

642
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: pretty fun. Yeah, I would like to eat sixty feet up.

643
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: Reflecting on his more than eighty global restaurant, I mean,

644
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 1: the dude is doing fine, Ramsey said. It does get

645
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: a bit scary in terms of how big it is

646
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: and the global impact. Okay, it doesn't make sense. Ramsey

647
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: also spoke about the upcoming nuptials of his daughter Holly Ramsey,

648
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 1: an Olympic swimmer, and Adam Peady. They were planning at

649
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: Christmas wedding. Man, what a fun radio show this would

650
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: have been to get all this interesting information that we

651
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: are now repeating on our radio show. He said, the

652
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: PDA three time gold this is why the staff didn't

653
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: want to put a name on. Now we're just talking

654
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: about a totally different thing. He said.

655
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: Guess what, I wait, I know, I know why this

656
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 2: isn't attributed to anyone. This is paid for by Gordon Ramsey.

657
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 2: This is PR for the restaurant. He doesn't care that

658
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 2: people steal these things. They're probably encouraged to take them.

659
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: The whole idea that it's called happy cat. This is

660
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 2: just PR for his restaurant.

661
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: Good call, Let's forget it. I'm bailing on this. There's

662
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: three more small paragraphs.

663
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: I want to hear about p d.

664
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: You want to hear about p Yeah, what is he

665
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 1: up to?

666
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 2: Adam ped Well, I just found out existed.

667
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy that I'm obsessed with that I just

668
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: found out is on planet. At the same time, he

669
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: said that Adam Pdy, the three time Olympic gold medalist,

670
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: did not seek permission, but did talk to him about

671
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: the engagement. What are we talking about that if he

672
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: why do you need permission? What medieval bullshit is that?

673
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: Your daughter's fair hand? Screw you?

674
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: You know?

675
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: How many crappy dads are out there. Do whatever you want.

676
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: You don't need to ask for permission.

677
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 2: That's insane to like the suggestion. The suggestion that you

678
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: have to ask a dad's permission is is just the

679
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 2: idea that the father owns them exactly, and that you

680
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 2: would need permission from the owner of the human so

681
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 2: that you could take the human and you own them.

682
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 2: I mean, like, it's.

683
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: Crazy if anything asked the mom. The mom's gonna be

684
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: the one that knows the emotional status of this daughter.

685
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: Go to the mom, be like, do you like me

686
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: enough to let me marry your daughter? Because I've been

687
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 1: thinking about it. Okay, I'm gonna go mention engagement vaguely

688
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: to your husband, and then we're gonna make it. So

689
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: he said, Adam so down to earth kirt and so

690
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: focused and so disciplined, and he sat us down in

691
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: cornwall and said, Holly is just the perfect woman, and

692
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: I'd like to get I know we're bailing, and I

693
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: guess Holly's a YouTuber and blah blah blah blee blah

694
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: b loop. Congratulations to I hope that happy Come had

695
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: lampsh buddy that got away with stealing a little cute,

696
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: adorable waving Japanese cat. It turns out the police weren't notified,

697
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: So I hope you welcome it into your home with a.

698
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 2: Fact that they calculated that it costs two thousand dollars,

699
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 2: and that Gordon Ramsey even talked about it. It's two

700
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, Gordon Ramsey, that's probably a large table for

701
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,240
Speaker 2: the evening.

702
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 1: That's right. Your restaurant, Kurt orders, Kurt will come and

703
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: order a chilled grooner? And is it minerally? Oh? Is

704
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: it minerally? You love a cold grooner?

705
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,959
Speaker 2: Don't you like a grooner velt leaner?

706
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: Yeah?

707
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 2: I do, and I do enjoy. I do enjoy minerally.

708
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 2: I really I do feel like that's maybe from my

709
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 2: twenties that you know that, or is it really more

710
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 2: recent than I know? In front of you?

711
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: It's the few times I ever drink wine with you,

712
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: it's usually a chilled grooner. And is it minerally? Is

713
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: the two things that I recall from those exchanges. Also,

714
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: I enjoyed every time good.

715
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 2: Order a groooner velt lean or since there those are

716
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 2: my orders? Oooh here it is fart spray causes chaos

717
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 2: at Carnival as.

718
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: It should right, it's there. I love a fart spray.

719
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 1: I got some thumbs ups. Yeah, I'll do some thumbs ups.

720
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: You can always send your thumbs up to the Banana

721
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: Boys at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com or

722
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast on Instagram, where we check the dms

723
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: with Lisa Maggott all the time, every damn day. Katie

724
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: w is thumbing herself way up for starting a dumb

725
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: job that she hates. She's chronically ill. The work involves

726
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: physical activity and heavy lifting, something she's not familiar with,

727
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: and she's suffering every minute. But she's doing what needs

728
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: to get fucking done. So this thumbs up is yes,

729
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: keep it going as long as you have to. Then

730
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: get out of their kids.

731
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, thumbs up, you're the best.

732
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: Edwena wants to give a robust double thumbs up to

733
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: her dad, who allowed her to play episodes of Bananas

734
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: on a six hour road trip from Armadale to Sydney.

735
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: He loved it as much as he loved the nice

736
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: hill he saw during their drive. Love Edwina from Australia.

737
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: Not bad, not bad. Welcome dad, Dad, You're a new bananimal.

738
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: We're glad to have you. Sam wants to thumb up. Oh,

739
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: this is a really good one, Kurt, You're gonna love

740
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: this one for the Parks Project is Park Project dot Us.

741
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: It is a certified B corp that sells nature and

742
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: natural apperil and donates its profits to the National Park System.

743
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: They have banana slug merch btw and she says, I

744
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: bet Kurtie b would love some, and so would a

745
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: lot of other bananamals too. So yeah, if you want some,

746
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: you want to support National Park System, which you should.

747
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: It's the greatest thing America ever did that might be

748
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 1: getting dwindled away, Go and buy some nature natural peril

749
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: from Parkproject dot Us. Oh I will and last but

750
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: not least. Yeah, wait till after your move. You don't

751
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: need anything else.

752
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 2: I do not.

753
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: Taylor wants the thumb her mom, Charlie up. She says.

754
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: Charlie lives in northern California, but has been volunteering for

755
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: a week at a time in Los Angeles, helping residents

756
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: sift through their burned down homes to find precious memories

757
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: and keep six for them. Oh wow, So Charlie comes

758
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: down here and helps them find things that may not

759
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 1: have been lost when everything else was lost, because Taylor says,

760
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: when your whole life goes up in flames, sometimes it's

761
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 1: those small tokens that would keep you going. And yeah,

762
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: so I think Banana of the Week.

763
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 2: For Charlie Banana the week, of course.

764
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 1: Thank you for doing that, Charlie. That's a beautiful thing

765
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: to do.

766
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 2: Beautiful thing.

767
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: And thanks for leaving also beautiful northern California to come

768
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: down here in the Land of a Million Roads. We're

769
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: glad to have you.

770
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 2: And here it is. After that beauty, We've got this beauty.

771
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 1: Here's another beauty.

772
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: Fart spray causes chaos at Carnival. This was, of course

773
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 2: sent in by the fantastic Valerie. Oh, and I responded

774
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: to Valerie, thinking Valerie had sent the last story, but

775
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: that was Robert, and I'd responded, it looks like you

776
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 2: might be the first to have two in an episode.

777
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: And then I haven't checked back since, and so I

778
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 2: think it's probably pretty confusing what I said to her.

779
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 2: So I apologize, Valerie, but thank you for sending this.

780
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: And this was You're the best.

781
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 2: W FSB.

782
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: Cool.

783
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: This is from Fairfield, Connecticut. Kids using a flatulence spray

784
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: come on, let's call it a fart spray caused chaos

785
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 2: and rumors after a night at the McKinley Carnival at

786
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 2: Jennings Beach yesterday evening. Fairfield Police took to Facebook to

787
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 2: address the situation. They said, at one point in the evening,

788
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 2: a crowd was seen running from the beach. This raised concerns,

789
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 2: leading to rumors spreading online. Police clarified there was no weapons,

790
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 2: no physical artications and no injuries. Instead, they say a

791
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 2: group of kids using quote flatulence spray it's near the

792
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,720
Speaker 2: carnival exit caused the scene.

793
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: Quote.

794
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 2: This prank, repeated several times throughout the night, led to

795
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 2: confusion and caused small groups to scream and run. Police

796
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 2: said toward the end of the evening, a larger reaction occurred,

797
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 2: triggering a ripple effect as others began running without knowing

798
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 2: the cause. Police thanked residents for their pay, understanding and concern.

799
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 2: That is the last sentence of that article.

800
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, how far have we fallen? Kerr? Where now we're

801
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 1: running from fart spray not because it smells like farts,

802
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: but because we think it's a terrorist attack.

803
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 2: But this is but it's also it's started by it's

804
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: started by kids, right, So the kids smell the fart,

805
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 2: and they're the ones who scream because kids scream constantly.

806
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 2: They're just always scrowning. And it is just it is

807
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 2: a It is an appropriate response to merely anything that

808
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 2: has happened someone, someone says hello to them and they

809
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 2: scream and run away. But I remember, I mean fart

810
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 2: spray always. I feel like fart spray always goes wrong

811
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:51,919
Speaker 2: because it you, It really truly does smell so bad.

812
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 2: It's kind of shocking. Yeah, And I remember I fucked

813
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 2: with it only once. I was in I think fourth grade,

814
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 2: uh huh. And they were little, I mean these were crazy,

815
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 2: they're a little glassy cassles. Yes, yeah, and so I

816
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: just put it. I was on the bus and I

817
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 2: put it on the ground and then someone else stepped

818
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 2: on it. Yes, And it was the moment that it broke.

819
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 2: It was instantaneous that everywhere in the bus was unbearable

820
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: to be in. And like every one of those they

821
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: still so, I mean, it is crazy. I don't know

822
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 2: what that chemical is, but it was like horrifying and

823
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 2: I would never ever do it again. They scarred just

824
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: like you. Only I used things I no longer used

825
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 2: fart bombs.

826
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, those stink bombs. I kind of had forgotten about

827
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: those until you met the glass ones that you had

828
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: shattered were so bad.

829
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 2: They're really bad because we had far.

830
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: Spray at the Reister's Town festival, like the Dollar Booth

831
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: or whatever, and you would just walk up to people

832
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: and spray their butt with fart spray and keep walking.

833
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: And that was the big gag. Oh, they had to

834
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 1: ban them for my middle school because people would spray.

835
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: I mean it was funny that they would target the butt.

836
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like a hat on a hat, right,

837
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: it's a fart on a fart. But I forgot about

838
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: I remember fart spray, but I forgot about the glass

839
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: cylinder stink bombs. And I'm looking and they still sell them.

840
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: Some Rhode Island novelty stink bombs. Dude, so cheap you

841
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:39,479
Speaker 1: flip your lid. Three three stink bombs that take caution,

842
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: irritant twelve to fifty six. Twelve dollars and fifty six.

843
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 2: That's reasonable. I understand that. I thought flipping my lid

844
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 2: would be like they're a penny each. You know that's dangerous.

845
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: No, yeah, that's dangerous territory. But uh yeah, I mean

846
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: also got old fashioned fun. Who doesn't love them? But

847
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: they do smell, and a can in a closed area.

848
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: But outside it's not you can get away from it,

849
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.

850
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: He's a skunk weed. It was like our stink cabbage.

851
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: It was like stuff in the woods that if you

852
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: kicked it, it smelled terrible if you had it with ache. No,

853
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 1: I don't think that was. We had it in the swamps,

854
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: and that was the same thing. You would like chop

855
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: it and then like rub it on somebody and run away.

856
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: And kids love smells, adult hat smells. Kids, kids love

857
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: scented erasers, scratch and stiffs es. They love a smell.

858
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: It really is something that disappears. We don't have any

859
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 2: I guess it's not so much like but all of

860
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 2: our smells become less fruity and bubbly and become like

861
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 2: a cedar.

862
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, cedar. Also, I'm one of those dumb dumbs that

863
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: all you have to do is start to cook peppers

864
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: and onions with olive oil on, you know, on the oven. Yeah,

865
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, that smells good, Like every time.

866
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: I can't not be Oh, it smells great in here.

867
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: What a dumb dumb that's what I do.

868
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 2: Just give us the title and send us home. Scottie.

869
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Megan Oliver sent this in and Megan, I screenshotted

870
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: what you sent me. If your last name is more

871
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: than Oliver, I didn't see it, and I apologize. Megan

872
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: alone is a great enough name. This was written by

873
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: David Morrikwand who is the best in the biz for

874
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: euronews dot com. Japan I came back. I brought Japan

875
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: back unveil's chilled drinkable Mayo, and the Internet is not

876
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: happy about it. And it is exactly what you think.

877
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: It is a drinkable form of mayo, one that has

878
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: already been branded online is awful. It is called no

879
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: New Mayo and it is the chill drink Mayo that

880
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: fanatics have been waiting a long time for. It is

881
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: one hundred and ninety eight year which I don't know

882
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: what that is, and let's guess a dollar. I have

883
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: no idea. And is a two hundred milli liter cup,

884
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: white colored thick beverage that has milk based foods with

885
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: mayonnaise flavored seasoning and processed whole eggs barf. They are

886
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: currently in their test seal period. Kurt it tastes remarkably

887
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 1: like mayonnaise, and one X user said, I can't decide

888
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: if this was genius or a crime against food. And

889
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: then everybody tried it, and even people who wanted to

890
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 1: like it said, it's just awful, like you'd expect liquid mayo,

891
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: salty mayo mayo, maybe a bit dilly all bad. I

892
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: couldn't handle more than one sip, So there you go.

893
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: Don't drink your mayo, folks, just spread it on your

894
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: face like a normal person.

895
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 2: And that's bananas. Everybody. Thank you so much. Thank you

896
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 2: to exactly Right. Thank you to Katie Levine, our producer.

897
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 2: Thank you to lease some maggot who is a full human,

898
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 2: not robot, not robot part time. I'm in turn, part

899
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 2: time employee. And of course, thank you to you, Scottie.

900
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: Thank you to you, Kurtie B. Brown Older. We'll see

901
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: you in Chicago, where the malort will flow like jogging mayonnaise.

902
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

903
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

904
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: The catchy bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

905
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

906
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

907
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: Hartstart

908
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

909
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 2: intern