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Speaker 2: We're so excited. The podcast is a little bit different

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Speaker 2: today because we have a special guest. You guys know,

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Speaker 2: I'm doing Down for laughs. Uh, it is happening tomorrow

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Speaker 2: night and November twelfth. So if you're listening to this

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Speaker 2: after November twelfth, obviously that's not happening anymore.

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Speaker 1: You miss everything. You missed it.

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Speaker 2: But all of the proceeds go to Hearts of Joy International.

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Speaker 2: Hearts of Joy gives life saving heart surgeries to children

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Speaker 2: and people with Down syndrome, because a lot of times

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Speaker 2: when you're born with Down syndrome, you don't you know,

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Speaker 2: you have a lot of heart problems, and so in

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Speaker 2: other countries they don't even realize they have Down syndrome sometimes,

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Speaker 2: and they definitely don't realize they have heart issues, and

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Speaker 2: if they do, they can't afford the surgeries and so

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Speaker 2: the children die, which.

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Speaker 2: And so that's what Hearts of Joining to National come from.

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Speaker 2: If you can come tomorrow is he went out to

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Speaker 2: can't make it. We have a lot of great comedians

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Speaker 2: that are going to be there, including our friend Eric

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Speaker 2: d'ella sandro from Startin And even though Eck is wearing

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Speaker 2: a Mets hat, I still love him.

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Speaker 3: I always come on, do you not agree if someone's

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Speaker 3: a Met fan, like it just makes them a little

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Speaker 1: You know, we're a human.

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Speaker 3: We've been like you've been humbled by the Mets existence

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Speaker 3: and their failures over the years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just come on, Yeah, I got so.

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Speaker 4: Many Yeah, I instantly feel bad.

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Speaker 1: For you exactly. This guy's been through something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes the year goes bad and we say, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's so Mets, what you mean.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes most of the time it's so mes.

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Speaker 3: It's like a parent passed away. So you approach somebody differently, like,

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Speaker 3: what I mean. Yankee fans, it's like they got their

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Speaker 1: People could be upset that they lost. You've seen them win.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never seen any of my teams win and

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Speaker 3: I never will.

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Speaker 2: Who is the other team other than that?

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Speaker 1: So really Nicks.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, I'm not a big football guy, but my family's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a little bit of the Rangers. My sister.

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Speaker 3: You should throw out the T shirts at Ranger games.

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Speaker 5: Okay, off with the T shirt cannon both nice.

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Speaker 1: She actually worked for iHeart too. I don't know. You

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Speaker 1: gotta find out where so you've grown.

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Speaker 2: You grew up on Staten Island.

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Speaker 3: Born and raised, that's what we say, right, born and raised. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Do I sound like I'm from, feel like you don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. I mean, that's very I tried hard the

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Speaker 2: That's right. And thank you so much for being part

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Speaker 2: of our show tomorrow, My god.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: Hearing your voice is very surreal for me because I mean,

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Speaker 3: I just going to school, and I kind of want

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Speaker 1: I think we're doing you know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 3: We always listen to you one hundred in the morning,

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Speaker 3: and I would just be like, listen to you and Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Right now because you don't want to go to school. Yeah, OK,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I feel like I have like a

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Speaker 2: I can also tell you thanks for making me feel old.

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Speaker 1: But that's okay. I mean, we're all older, We're not.

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Speaker 1: We're all gonna you know, we're approaching like twenty nine

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm the things I'm talking about twenty five

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Speaker 3: I'm out of the eighteen to thirty four demographic.

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Speaker 1: That's it. No, advertisers are targeting me.

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Speaker 4: The new dad too.

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Speaker 3: He's three months old and he doesn't know who I

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Speaker 3: And then I just sit there. I'm like, I'm up

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Speaker 1: Ever? No? Actually I was actually where was I was?

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Speaker 3: I started to cry because he started to talk to me,

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Speaker 3: and I was like he actually, of course, yeah, Unfortunately

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Speaker 5: You know, Daniel's services.

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Speaker 4: Question, how did you choose to be a comedian? Because

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Speaker 4: this was a choice, This was a cod joy choice.

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Speaker 1: It's not really a choice. I mean, I've been doing

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm I'm old enough and young enough to

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Speaker 3: And then I was I did stand up a little

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Speaker 1: And everything else is like, what are your credits? What

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Speaker 3: But stand up comedians, if they find you funny, they

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Speaker 4: Your first five minutes set.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, do you remember them?

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Speaker 3: Or did you What's funny about that is I have

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Speaker 3: I do an impression of him if he did the

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Speaker 5: The It's way worse than booing.

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Speaker 1: It's just dead silence.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so as an audience member, I should boo

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Speaker 3: What was even worse is like it's it's funny when

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Speaker 3: He's the biggest star in music, So then I would

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Speaker 1: Just be like it sounds good. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: But for me personally, like I just watched Ellen's last

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Speaker 3: I love Ellen, like I know that she's gotten in

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Speaker 3: you know, I like the Beatles. It's like, all right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Need to bully and grow up up with that and

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Speaker 1: So you should see my group text with my friends.

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Speaker 4: We all break each other's balls.

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Speaker 1: I can't if I show that to a stranger, they'd

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are friends. You call each other friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you call your friends dumbess like friends.

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Speaker 1: People who are offended don't have friends. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think that's amazing what we're saying here.

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Speaker 2: Where else can people check you out if they're not

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Speaker 1: Eric delas Sandro and everything E R I C D

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Speaker 1: A L E S, S and R. Especially the apostrophe.

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Speaker 1: I can't even go to that. I can't even go

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. But thank you again for being there tonight.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: And we love you, Eric, I love you, I love you.

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