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Speaker 1: Thank you, Sarah, Sarah. They sent us an article from

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, look we've all had our fun laughing

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Speaker 1: one of them linked to the police report, and I

424
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: kept reading, and of course there's a lot more to

425
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 1: the story. Sandy admitted to police that he had breached

426
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: his bail in between these instances, and uh, one of

427
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: the other things he got in trouble for was that

428
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 1: he wasn't carrying a copy of his recognizance with him,

429
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: which had been court ordered for him to have on

430
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: his person at all times. He said that he just

431
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: lost it. He couldn't keep up with it, um, and

432
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 1: that's why didn't have it. So Sandy also had been

433
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: living at the Herb Jamison Shelter, just built in the

434
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 1: nineteen fifties in Edmonton as a safety shelter and food

435
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: kitchen for unhoused people in that area. Okay, Well, unsurprising

436
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: that he lost something then, because you can often lose

437
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: your possessions or they get stolen and they get thrown

438
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: away because nobody respects your stuff when you're in house.

439
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: So that's not surprised there, I guess. According to the

440
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: police report, Sandy grew up in Edmonton as a middle

441
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: child and displayed developmental delays in his early years, and

442
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: they attribute his cognitive impairments to congenital hypothyroidism, which can

443
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: cause a lot of hormone and balance in children, and

444
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: if it's left untreated, it certainly can cause developmental issues.

445
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: And not only that, but his father was physically and

446
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: emotionally abusive, with Sandy saying that he quote touched me

447
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: once in a sexual manner when I was eight years old. Uh.

448
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: He Sandy did not stay close with his father, unsurprisingly

449
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: as dad died a few years before these incidents. And

450
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: Sandy was married in two thousand to a woman named Nicki.

451
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: That marriage lasted about five years, um that they did

452
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: have two kids together, and Sandy said, quote, we drifted apart.

453
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: She's got mental problems to bipolar disorder. She was unfit

454
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: to be a mother, she has no job, bad credit trouble,

455
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: she's bankrupt. And so Sandy's aunt Lindsay was serving as

456
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: the kid's primary caregiver. And that's all very important and relevant.

457
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: I will say though, that as we talked about in

458
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: our I A WRITA episode, you know, all all objective

459
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: sexuality people don't want you to think that it's because

460
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: of some kind of abuse in their past that they

461
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: have this predilection or whatever. And I guess I'm line

462
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: and normal. Everything is normal for me, grew up in

463
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: a loving home. Everything's cool, and I still feel this way. Yeah,

464
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: I mean I was going to say the same thing, like,

465
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: this is not uh necessarily a correlation between Sandy being

466
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: sexually attracted to cars and you know, any sort of

467
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: abuse he face growing up or developmental disorders that he

468
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: had to deal with, um, And it is important to remember.

469
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: I think we've I remember hearing some people talk about

470
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: this after uh Wonder Woman eighty four came out right

471
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: and and like spoiler alert, you know, the bad guys

472
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: revealed to have grown up with an abusive father, and

473
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: they sort of like set that up as the reason

474
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: he's a bad guy. And people are like stop making

475
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: people who were abused as children into people who are

476
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: more likely to be evil. You know, that's not that

477
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: doesn't tie together. And and Sandy is not really someone

478
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: who's evil. He's just someone who doesn't know how to

479
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: control his impulses and public and maybe needs some help

480
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: with that definitely. And so I think just all that

481
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: to say, bringing up his past is all about just

482
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: what a tough life it's been for Sandy, right, And

483
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: to your point, it might not be the object sexuality,

484
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: the mechanophilia that was born from the abuse. It might

485
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: be the impulse control that's born from the abuse or

486
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: something like that. That's you know, it's just funny that

487
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: people will will put a correlation and you're like, there's

488
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: actually behavioral stuff that you probably could actually find a

489
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: correlation for, but it's actually nothing to do with sexual preference,

490
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: right right exactly anyway, And the report mentioned several government

491
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,719
Speaker 1: and nonprofit assistance programs that Sandy has taken part in

492
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: throughout his life. Now, obviously we don't know anything about

493
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: what it's like to be an unhoused person in Alberta, Canada,

494
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: right Like, nothing about that sentence is something I know

495
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: anything right right now. At the time of the report,

496
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: Sandy lived the group home and he got monetary funding

497
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: through the Assured Income for the Severely Handicapped Program or

498
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: AI s h in Alberta. And he said a lot

499
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: of his own issues came from him needing to quote

500
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: slow down. I've got too much on my plate. It's

501
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: hard to describe sometimes. And that's just like that really

502
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: touched me. I thought that was you could you could

503
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: look at Sandy and kind of laugh and be like, well,

504
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: you don't have a job. You're like, you know, you

505
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: ain't got bills, you're getting government assistance, blah blah blah.

506
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: What do you what do you have to slow down about?

507
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: What's what's taken up all your time? But we can't

508
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: really understand that about another person. I mean, I have

509
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: been in all sorts of varying positions of comfort within

510
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: a narrow range in my life at different times, and

511
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: had so much going on in my head or in

512
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: my life that's just like making me feel insane and

513
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: really difficult to deal with. And it's really hard to

514
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: slow yourself down to a point that if I tried

515
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: to explain that to someone would be like, what are

516
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: you talking about. You've got all the time in the world,

517
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: you know. So that I just thought that was a

518
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: really interesting quote from now. I mean it speaks a

519
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: little bit too just the simple stress of being unhoused. Yeah,

520
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: I mean, even if you're getting assistance, you have to

521
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,959
Speaker 1: apply for that assistance, you have to go look for it,

522
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: you have to ask for it, you have to find

523
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: a place to stay, and do you have nowhere to live?

524
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: So that's very stressful situation, definitely, And then on top

525
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: of everything, you know, you need medication for stuff, so

526
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: there's additional health things there. I mean, right there, that's

527
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: a lot on a on a plate, right. You don't

528
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: have to add a job. Sandy said, quote, my future

529
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: is uncertain. Hopefully I'll remarry someday, have a stepmother for

530
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: my kids. I want to remarry, but I still want

531
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: to live in a group home. And unfortunately, we couldn't

532
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: find the updates about Sandy Wong anything more current than

533
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: this two thousand nine story. So, uh, you know, most

534
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: of the articles just out there going ha ha, look

535
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: at this guy, he fox cars. So you know, we

536
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: had to look a little deeper and ruin the fund

537
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: for everyone's course. But but I was just, you know,

538
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: really fascinated by the backstory of all this. And while

539
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: I had, you know, sympathize with Sandy, I'm also like,

540
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: but it doesn't make it okay for you to rub

541
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: your dick all over other people's property, you know, in public,

542
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 1: but we'll pull your dick out in general. Right, Well,

543
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: just don't want to see dicks that often, sorry, especially

544
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: a surprised dick. I left out the E word, but

545
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: this guy did make a mess all over these cars. Okay,

546
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: so he left some things behind. We needed that cleaning crew. Oh,

547
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: they needed the cleaning crew each and every time. Those

548
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: guys were three cars in one year. Sandy Wong is

549
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: at it again. Arch neis sounder. I love this grizzled

550
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: cleaning seed some ship that's real. Though, honestly, I would

551
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 1: there should be like a Band of Brothers style about

552
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: janitors and custodians because some of the messes that they

553
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: got a clean epic battles we've we've been rewatching community

554
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 1: and it's such a good joke. After all their paintball

555
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:25,479
Speaker 1: episodes and pillow forts or whatever, there's always just one

556
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: shot at the end of the custodians cleaning up the

557
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: school afterwards, and the main characters just walking right past

558
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: them like it's nothing. And I'm like, that's brilliant. We

559
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: are so dismissive of the people who keep our lives clean.

560
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: It's wild and it's it's interesting. I think I love

561
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: the character on um Abbot Elementary. Yes, Custodians such a

562
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: good character. And I love that because I feel like

563
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: when I was in elementary school, like whether or not

564
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: the school was doing this or it was just the

565
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 1: social culture of kids like you kind of learned to

566
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: make the custodial staff invisible. I think part of it

567
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: was the school, like being like, well, they don't come

568
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: when you're here. You don't see them around very often.

569
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: They come after hours and stuff, and it just I

570
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 1: feel like I was taught to think, yeah, whatever less

571
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: mess you leave behind, it just won't be there tomorrow.

572
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: And how bad are we at that, just as a

573
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: country of people like throwing trash out their window, and

574
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 1: just like if I don't see it anymore, it's gone

575
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: totally different tangent. But I know, but it's true, and

576
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 1: it is. It is true. And if you've ever had

577
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: to clean up a mess, an epic fucking mess that

578
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: somebody else made, it ain't funny. Like somebody should be

579
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: out here with a banner and a trophy like a

580
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: swimming pool for me to relax by, because this is crazy.

581
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: But you don't get ship. I mean, you didn't get ship.

582
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: You have to scrape it off the wall, keep you

583
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: off the wall. If you're a Kistonian right in, we'd

584
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: love to hear from you. Maybe tell us about the

585
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 1: worst mess you've ever had to call, because that would

586
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: be fascinate. Okay, yeah, I would love it. I would

587
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: love it. It's just because one time I had to

588
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: do probation because I got a speeding ticket I had. Yeah,

589
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: it's true, true, relevant tangent. I was in my car

590
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: abusing it by going too fast through Monroe County and

591
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 1: they made me clean like government buildings for twenty four

592
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: hours worth of public service, you know whatever. And on

593
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: our the last day, um, I had made real good

594
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: friends with the lady who was in charge of me

595
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: for that week. Of course, the cleaning lady who had

596
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 1: to fall around and help out and everything. And by

597
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: the end of that the very last job, she had

598
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: to take us to Loganville and we went to this

599
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: like public I think it was some public parks, like

600
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: like a baseball diamond or like sports complex kind of thing,

601
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: and went walked into the bathroom. She's like something something

602
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: about the bathroom. No big deal. Was like, all right,

603
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 1: it's last thing. Fine. To this point, by the way,

604
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: I've been like basically empty empty trash cans in a

605
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: government building. It was not a hard job. We walk

606
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: into this bathroom and it is a Pollock painting of ships.

607
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: It is on the ceiling. It is on the mirrors,

608
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: It is on every door, like someone did it on purpose,

609
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: like somebody shipped into their hands or several people. I think,

610
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: because it was like the volume was just like I

611
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: means this weekend, let's go funk up a baseball bathroom.

612
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: We're all gonna meet up in the morning, eat three

613
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: balls of crackling oak brand. Wow, we're gonna go to

614
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: make some art. Guess what. Well, what was so great

615
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: was that she took one look in that room and

616
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: turned back to me and said, you know, I'm just

617
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 1: gonna let you go early. Say you did it so

618
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: nice of her, Like I remember being like, are you sure,

619
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: because and again I only had a couple hours left.

620
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: She was just like, I'm not going to make you.

621
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make you do this. I know, right.

622
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: She was like, so what did you do again? Oh?

623
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: You were fifteen miles over the speedlins on a highway.

624
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: How about you just go home. This job is for

625
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: someone who killed a man. There's someone here who did

626
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 1: something worse, and they can come in here and help

627
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: me out. Oh my god. But I'm still thinking about

628
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: her because that was a real favor she did for me.

629
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: I would not be the same person. I had to

630
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: clean that lactor. Someone cleaned it. She did, she did,

631
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: she did, stuck around and did it herself, her and

632
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: her team. And then there were several people there, you know,

633
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: on their own probation. I don't know if they had

634
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: to do it or not. They were like cleaning up

635
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: litter in the field or something. But like, I just

636
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: really appreciated that she was looking at this twentiesomething. You're old,

637
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: and she's like you, you have your whole lifehead of you. Oh. Um, okay,

638
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: So let's take a look at a different case of

639
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: mcinna fheely that isn't quite as heavy as Sandy Wong

640
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: turned out to be. Um. This is a fellow named Danny,

641
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: and he's an Albuquerque in New Mexico who in two

642
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 1: thousand nine was charged with aggravated indecent exposure after quote

643
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: humping his car in front of several passers by. The

644
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: Albuquerque Journal says that this forty six year old man

645
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: was spotted in a grocery store parking lot by an

646
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: off duty police officer and his ten year old kid.

647
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: Danny had apparently gotten out of his car, walked around

648
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: to the back and started to thrust himself against the

649
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: trunk again and again and again, until eventually passing out

650
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: on the ground beside it. And according to witnesses, he

651
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: had pulled his pants down around his ankles, raised his

652
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: arms and swung them about as he shouted at the

653
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: sky for several minutes. So I guess he was going

654
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: like victory car broom. Well, this might not truly be

655
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: a mechanophilia. This appears to maybe be more of a

656
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: case of just good old intoxication. Um, we don't really know.

657
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe Danny loves cars. Hard to say. He

658
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: was just like, Oh, now that I'm drunk, I can

659
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: finally be myself inhebitions were stripped away. But no, apparently

660
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: he was heavily under the influence of narcotics and alcohol,

661
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 1: and when the police tried to talk to him, he

662
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: was totally incoherent. So he might not have known it

663
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 1: was a car even maybe no, maybe he was picturing

664
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: a centaur. Yeah, he thought it was some else. Well,

665
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: my favorite part of this story is the tattoo that

666
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: Danny had on his left forearm. And I didn't put

667
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 1: this in the notes, Diana, because I want you to try.

668
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: You know what, Let's do a game show. Come on down, Brown,

669
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: You're the next contestant on What this Guy's tattoo say,

670
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: the hit show where contestants have to try and guess

671
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: what this guy tat to say. Whatever, So Diana, Danny Albuquerque,

672
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: New Mexico, gets out of his car, goes around the back,

673
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: starts humping it until he passes out. Police came up

674
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: and there was a very specific tattoo on his forearm. Uh,

675
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: you're allowed three hints. Uh, what's your guess? Junk in

676
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: the trunk. It did not say junk in the trunk. Okay, okay,

677
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: give me a hint. It's a two word tattoo. Tattoos.

678
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and give you all three hints. And

679
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: it's a command and uh, it's written in the negative form.

680
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: Don't panic, Oh my god, you're so close. Oh okay, um,

681
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: don't get caught. Oh wait, that's three words. He fled, like,

682
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: damn it. I have to get this recluse. I'll tell

683
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: you it's the perfect thing for Danny to say. You

684
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 1: you walk up to Danny, he's sucking a car. You're

685
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: you're about you really don't know what's going on here.

686
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: And he turns and looks you in the eye and

687
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: he says, fuck off. Okay, I give up. What is it?

688
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: He says, don't ask. Oh, it's so much better than

689
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: his tattoo. Just don't ask. That's actually a hilarious tattoo.

690
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: It's a great tattoo. It's so many it's such a

691
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: good tattoo to ask why you got it? But it

692
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: says right there, not to do it. I love it.

693
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: That is amazing. Well, because Danny exposed is his dick

694
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: in public and someone did ask, he now faced up

695
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: to four years in jail. Also, he might possibly have

696
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: to register as a sex offender and get mandatory counseling.

697
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: That was all in the news reports after his arrest,

698
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: but before his trial. I couldn't find what happened after

699
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: any of this. There was didn't didn't seem to be

700
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: any articles about Danny post trial. But I did find

701
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: an article from a few years later in that a

702
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: man whose name and age matched Danny's in Albuquerque, New Mexico,

703
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: was arrested for robbing three banks and he was sentenced

704
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: for fourteen years in prison. So I think this might

705
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: have been the same Danny. Damn. Do you think that

706
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: the cops were like, hey, what are you doing that

707
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: bank and he's like, hey, read the tattoo man, don't ah, don't.

708
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh well that was so fourteen years in prison. Uh,

709
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: we've got five more years until Albuquerque. You better lock

710
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: up your buicks because Danny might be out or get

711
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: the number for that specialized cleaning crewe. All right, well

712
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: we've got We've got one more mechanic files story for you.

713
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 1: And this guy is actually nowhere near a prison one

714
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 1: no cops. Wow, it can happen. So let's hear from

715
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: him right after this short breaking all right, welcome back

716
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: to the show. Car Lovers. The Tampa Bay Creative Loafing says,

717
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: quote Edwards Smith is a mechanic filiac. He loves cars

718
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: the way mommy loves daddy behind closed doors. What That's

719
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: one of the worst pieces of writing I think I've

720
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: ever come across. He loves cars the way me loves

721
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 1: daddy behind closed doors. What a weird analogy to make,

722
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:14,240
Speaker 1: Like that's so complicated. I hated this sentence is dumb

723
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: and stupid. All right, don't ask I hate this sentence

724
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: the way mommy hates daddy behind clo It depends on

725
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: your family situation. I hate that sentence the way Danny

726
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: hates being asked. Okay, this is another story from two

727
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. I guess they've all been what was

728
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: going on and some in the water. I guess car

729
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: fucking was up there with like Gladiator, Sandal and big

730
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: chunky bell and shaky camera horror movies and like the

731
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: tea Party. Now Edward lives in Washington State. His love

732
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: of cars did not get reported in a police blotter.

733
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: He just did an interview with the Telegraph. So in

734
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: two thousand eight, ed was fifty seven years old. He

735
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: lived with his girlfriend, a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla,

736
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 1: and I guess their sex was Vanilla. To he was like,

737
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: it could be more adventurous, but she's just not experimental,

738
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: little prude. To him, that love was real. He said, quote,

739
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: I appreciate beauty, and I go a little bit beyond

740
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point

741
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: of what I feel is an expression of love, right,

742
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: and so like maybe to add this is just you know,

743
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: his extreme version of feeling. I think that the way

744
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: he puts it is like Aurita, there's something relatable about that.

745
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: I think can understand what you mean. Maybe not relatable,

746
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: but at least understandable. Like if you take what you

747
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: love about something inanimate, like you know, cars or architecture

748
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: or tools. We've all seen things and be like, oh

749
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: my god, I feel strongly about that thing, and imagine

750
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: that dial in your brain is turned way up, you know,

751
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 1: way higher than most people. So that kind of inexplicable

752
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: fascination and attachment that we've all feel for something feels

753
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: to that person more like the love that we might

754
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: feel for another person. You know. I think that makes

755
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: sense to me. I can see it. Ed emphasizes, quote

756
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone.

757
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: Cars are just my preference, and that starts to feel

758
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: a lot more like what we talked about with Aurita,

759
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: Erica Eiffel and the others in that episode and the

760
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: os community out there. Now. Channel five in the UK

761
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: did a documentary about mechanophilia, and that's how Ed ended

762
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: up being contacted by the Telegraph and he tells them

763
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: that while he did have sex with women when he

764
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: was younger, at the time in the interview, it had

765
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: been twelve years since he was in a relationship with

766
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: another person, and he said he had never really been

767
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: attracted to women or men. The first time he ever

768
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: had sex with a car was at the age of fifteen,

769
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: but that was not the first time that he was

770
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: attracted to a car. That happened when he was just

771
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: thirteen years old. It was nineteen sixty three and a

772
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: brand new car came out, the Corvette Stingray. Okay, okay,

773
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: wait a second. My whole O S I experience is

774
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: about to change when I look back at the Corvette

775
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: sting Ray and I'll say for me, it's the seventy two,

776
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: seventy two Corvette sting Ray. I might have sex with

777
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: that car. Oh yeah, do you see. I mean, that's

778
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,919
Speaker 1: that's a sports car. That's the first car I ever

779
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: saw and was like, I need that car. And I've

780
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: never owned one, but it is one of the most

781
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 1: beautiful pieces of machinery. And I'm not a car person.

782
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: I mean actively looked for a prius. I'm not like

783
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: you know out here. When I got my first car,

784
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: When I like bought my first car, it was that

785
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: BMW and I saw a guy was selling his Mitsubishi

786
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: three thousand g T, which was at the time the

787
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: car that I wanted, and I loved that car so

788
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: much and I drove it and it was so great,

789
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: and I told myself, you know, this just asn't practical.

790
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: You like to drive your friends around, so you should

791
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 1: get a four seat car instead of this, and I didn't.

792
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: I went and bought the the BMW instead, which I loved,

793
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: but I forever regret that. And you know, at the

794
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: end of the day, I'm just a car person, but

795
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: I want that sting race so bad. I'm also not

796
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:10,280
Speaker 1: a car person, but I did really like um Maserati's.

797
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: Oh I did see a Maserati once and I was like, oh,

798
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: that's a pretty hot car. Like I was like, oh,

799
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,399
Speaker 1: I noticed it. If I may, why don't you lower

800
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: those sites a little bit? I won't do it. I'm

801
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: happy stick right because we're more likely to get that

802
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: than a Maserati. Funnily enough, I think the first car

803
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 1: that I ever was like, Oh, I want that car.

804
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: That's the car I want. It was a mid to

805
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: Be She Eclipse. I liked the Eclipse to a lot. Yeah, yeah,

806
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: I got three. That's a cool car. Neither of us

807
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: got the mid to Be. She's of our dreams to be.

808
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: She feel free to reach out and offer us some

809
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: free cars. We will talk all about them. We will

810
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: never tell everything about our cars, how we drive them,

811
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: and do not fuck them. You're welcome to be now

812
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: Ed says he quote just loved cute cars right from

813
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: the beginning, but over the years it got stronger, and

814
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: he didn't fully understand his attraction at the time, but

815
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: says quote, now I know I'm not hurting anyone and

816
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: do not intend to go. Hey, that's really all we

817
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: can ask from each other. I think it's just don't

818
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: hurt me. Why please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me.

819
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: Whatever you want, just don't hurt me. That's all I'm asking.

820
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's kind of society, isn't that.

821
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: We should put that on the one dollar bill. Do

822
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: whatever you want, just don't hurt me. The American tree

823
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: sounds so so fearful. But I don't mean kids. Please

824
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: just don't hurt me. I don't like that. Wow, that's

825
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: not what I mean. Don't get walked all over by

826
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: people who will hurt you. I'm just saying our societal contracted.

827
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: You don't hurt me. I don't Hurt Channel. We sound

828
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: like a real bit show here, all right. Well, Edward,

829
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: like many of our previous objective sexuality subjects, is not

830
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: monogamous with his beetle Vanilla, and that brings us to

831
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 1: this episode side Car, get out of the car, because

832
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: sometimes ed sets a little special time aside for his

833
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy three Opal GT named Cinnamon, and it's a

834
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: hot little sports car Cinnamon. That's a spicy it's a

835
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: spicy like stripper name Vanilla and I got Cinnamon, not bad.

836
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: And then other times it's all about his nineteen three

837
00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: Ford Rangers splash named Ginger. He's got a spice world

838
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: to get with girls. I mean, that's the best pep

839
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: talk ever given. Now, Ford Ranger is a nice little

840
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: midsize pickup truck. I actually owned a Ford Ranger for

841
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:22,439
Speaker 1: a while. A great car. Um so speculation station, though,

842
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: I just want to say, or you know what, speculation

843
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: truck stop. There you go, speculation truck stop. This kind

844
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: of fills all your needs, right, Like maybe he's just

845
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: looking for something cute and reliable. So he's got this

846
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: VW beetle, He's got Vanilla, right, he spends most of

847
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: his time with her. But then other days his like

848
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: lust for something fast and tighten hot gets ahold of him,

849
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: and he's just got to get in that opal g

850
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:57,959
Speaker 1: t And then, you know, sometimes I think like even

851
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: the most masculine of us wants somebody big and strong

852
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: to hold us, tell us we're safe and that we

853
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,240
Speaker 1: can haul any weight that gets dropped on us right together.

854
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 1: So he climbs into that pickup truck and he feels

855
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: all safe and cared for saying. He's saying, Vanilla I

856
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: can take home to a parent. Yeah, yeah, Cinnamon is

857
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:23,919
Speaker 1: for weekends, and Ginger will carry all my ship. Well,

858
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: Gingers here when I'm feeling, you know, like I need

859
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: someone big and strong. I need I need to know

860
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: maybe i'm when I'm when I switch to my subspace

861
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: and there you go. Okay, it's trucks. Trucks turn, Gingers turn. Yeah,

862
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 1: Ginger's a bit more dominant. We've all got all these

863
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: you know, we contain multitudes, that's right, And that's that's

864
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 1: why people advocate for polyamory, right, because they're like, not one,

865
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,479
Speaker 1: there's no one person who can fill all your needs

866
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: or whatever, right, just like there's no one car if

867
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: of course, if many of needs are sexual, you know

868
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: right now, which one of them does he take dancing?

869
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 1: That's my Christian you know what, They all get their chance.

870
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: I love it. Sometimes it brings all three. He's got

871
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,840
Speaker 1: those cool rims and he just goes bouncing up and

872
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: now yeah, yeah, he's got cool LEDs. That sounds like

873
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: a cinnamon thing. That does sound like a cinnamon thing. Cinnamon,

874
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: Cinnamon the dancer. Cinnamon is the dancer. She's the hydraulics.

875
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: He goes bouncing around, Sam dance Vanilla. She likes a

876
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: home cooked meal, home cooked meal. You know. She's like,

877
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: let's snuggle up on the couch and watch a movie tonight.

878
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: If we take a weekend trip, we're gonna go taking

879
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: stay at a bed and breakfast. Absolutely, And then yeah,

880
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: Ginger likes to your cinnamon. Likes to go out and

881
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 1: party and dance and maybe a little nose candy, right,

882
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: get a little turbo boosts in that field tank and

883
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: then nas, baby, I want to feel it. And then

884
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: Ginger is like, get off your ask. We're going outside.

885
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: There you go. We're gonna go roll through that. We're

886
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: gonna go hike the mountains. Right, We're gonna go. She's tough.

887
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: That's you haven't been camping in in years. Okay, it's

888
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: time to get some outdoors times, vitamin D, some time

889
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: in nature. Yeah you haven't. You look pale and skinny.

890
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: Come on, let's go. Spend too much time with vanilla

891
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: sitting on the couch watching drive in movies. Ginger, Ginger

892
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: sounds hot. They all have their they all have they do,

893
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: they all do their hotness. Whom my kid and I

894
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: need all three of these cars as well? What am I?

895
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: What am I? Am? I? Your vanilla, your ginger, or

896
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: your cinnamon. You're a mix between vanilla and cinnamon, because

897
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: you love a home cook meal and you like to

898
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: chill out and curl up with a blanket and watch

899
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: a movie, maybe more than anyone I know. Um, but

900
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: sometimes you've got more in or gy. The mean you're

901
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: like it's time to dance. That's true. And I don't

902
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: have any ginger. Um, you have some of Ginger's like

903
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: outdoors noess like you like you'll you can keep up,

904
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: you can go out and hike. You like to move. Um,

905
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't say that you're like a hauler. I

906
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't call you like butch, No, that's true. I don't

907
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: like to lift, and you're not a motivator. No. Well,

908
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: not that you're demotivating, but you're not necessarily the one

909
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 1: to get up and say, hey, let's go outside right now.

910
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: I think that's usually more me. That's true, that's true.

911
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: But you're always game. Well, but you're often game. Well

912
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: I walk that one back, as I said always. I

913
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: was like, this is wrong, Like, wait a minute, never

914
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: never always al Right, Well, that's fair. That's a fair assessment,

915
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: my vanilla ginger centnamon tendencies. What about me? Am? I

916
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: um ed Sandy or Danny? Oh god, hopefully none of

917
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: the above. I guess ed don Like, actually, I don't

918
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: want to know. As long as I'm not the person

919
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: who wrote Ed loves cars the way Mommy loves Daddy behind,

920
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 1: I kind of hope that person either left journalism altogether

921
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: or just got a lot better at it. Maybe this

922
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: was like early early career internship shut and they're like, oh,

923
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed that sen. It's still around, all right,

924
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 1: remember Meccanica files. Okay, are not just attracted to cars, right,

925
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: We've focused a lot on cars, but it's actually a

926
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: wide array of machines and vehicles that they can be

927
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: attracted to. Edward has fallen for other vehicles as well.

928
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 1: His most intense sexual experience of his life was the

929
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: time that he got to make sweet sweet love to

930
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:05,959
Speaker 1: the helicopter from the nineteen eighties hit TV show air

931
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: Wolf Wild to me like the celebrity helicopter. Was this

932
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: his hall pass? He told Vanilla Ginger and Cinnament. He's like,

933
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: but if I ever meet the helicopter, that one or

934
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: the one from the A team, I'm gonna take my chance.

935
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm taking my chances. It was the only chance I'll

936
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: ever get. I imagine you don't get many opportunities to

937
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: meet the helicopter from air Wolf, especially in what I

938
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: imagined was private enough of a setting to be Now,

939
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: did the person who introduced him to the helicopter know

940
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: what he wanted to do with it? How did he

941
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 1: arrange this meeting? I have a lot of questions. I'm

942
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: so curious because my immediate thought was it was like

943
01:00:55,640 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 1: at a convention or something, and air Wolf convention, you know,

944
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 1: like some eighties Stevie show, I don't know, or he

945
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: visited a you know, a storage warehouse, somewhere, or it

946
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: was like an aviation museum or or yeah, something like that,

947
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: or car show who knows, who know? Alright, so yeah,

948
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: he got to fund this helicopter. It was great, best

949
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 1: day of his life, big long journal entry about it.

950
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: Probably um And before his beatle Vanilla, who we've talked

951
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: about extensively, he had another VW beetle that he bought

952
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: from a family of Jeovah's witnesses. I gotta wonder what

953
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: they would say about who they sold their car too,

954
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: or if the car was like, man, this family is different.

955
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 1: Any of the stuff with the with the Thompson's. Thompson's

956
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 1: just knocked on other people's doors. This guy will stop

957
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 1: knocking on mine. There's like no mention of what happened

958
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: to that beatle either, so speculation truck stuff. He wore

959
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: it out, he wore he just he ran it into

960
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: the ground, ran to the ground, it rested and cause

961
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: health problems. Maybe it ran away. Back to it's Joe's

962
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 1: witness span. It was like, I can't take it. I'm pure,

963
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm a pure car. I want to go to heaven

964
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 1: and what have you done? Day? I want to go

965
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 1: to car. I'm picturing this movie where this car, this

966
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 1: sweet sweet car, gets picked up with Ed and gets

967
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: like all corrupted. You know, everything just gets worse and

968
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: it just descends into a seedier lifestyle. Cigarettes cigarettes, It's

969
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: hanging out and totally hits rock bottom before it realizes

970
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: that it needs to clean itself up and go back

971
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: to the Thompson. Thompsons and the Thompson's get up one

972
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: day they're like, dude, do do do do do do?

973
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 1: And then they go out of what the beetle is back?

974
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: Who brought the beetle back? And it's got like fishnet

975
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:12,959
Speaker 1: surrounded fires, It's like got those those beetle eyelashes. Yeah,

976
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 1: but it's all you're like, oh my god, the beetle,

977
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: the prodigal Beetles returned. It's okay, it's your home. It

978
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 1: starts playing take Me to Church. Wow, what a story.

979
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 1: I know. This is Cars five coming soon to Disney plan.

980
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: Disney's really pushing the Velo priests. They're very ready to

981
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: pick up this idea. I'm sure al right, well Ed

982
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: has never been arrested for public decency, are putting his

983
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: dick in an exhaust pipe or anything like that. But

984
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 1: he does say quote. Certain cars have attracted me, and

985
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: I would wait until nighttime, creep up to them and

986
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: just hug and kiss them. Oh all right, well, which

987
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: I have to say it. I prefer it to having

988
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 1: your dick out and leaving jizz all over my car.

989
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 1: But if I walked out and saw someone hugging and

990
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: kissing my car, I feel like I'd also be creeped out. Definitely,

991
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: I feel like, what are you doing? And more so

992
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 1: than that, this is like the I don't know, the

993
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: while you were sleeping nous of this, Like if I

994
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 1: go out now now, every time I walk out in

995
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 1: the car in the morning, I'm like, has someone been

996
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:38,919
Speaker 1: kissing this car? Where did the man touch you? Point

997
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 1: to me in the owner's manual with where the man

998
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: kissing you? All right, Well, we've got to get out

999
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: of this world. Having maybe too much fun talking about

1000
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 1: these stories, but it is fascinating. I do really get

1001
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: very interested in os just as something that I'm like,

1002
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:04,040
Speaker 1: I can't know what that's like, but I I really

1003
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: want to accept it, you know, for whatever reason, in

1004
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: some sort of like in its most harmless fashion, where

1005
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 1: people are literally just living their best and happiest lives

1006
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm just like, fucking go for it. Man. I'm not

1007
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 1: going to tell you there's something wrong with you. I'm

1008
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 1: not gonna tell you you've got to change. If you're

1009
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 1: happy and no one's getting hurt. What kind of a

1010
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 1: dick would I have to be to go up to

1011
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: someone who's happy and not hurting anyone and say you

1012
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: don't need to be different? Like what is wrong? So whatever,

1013
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:39,720
Speaker 1: go for it. You want to marry a sword, go crazy,

1014
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: but not with the sword. You could really your sword.

1015
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: You know. If you want to do your car like

1016
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: I don't get it. You in your car, get up

1017
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 1: to in the privacy of your garage is no problem

1018
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: with me and none of mysactly. The government has no

1019
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: place but a Trudeau, say, the first Trudeau government has

1020
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: no place in the garages of our citizens, you know.

1021
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:12,800
Speaker 1: Or who was it who said was that Eisenhower chicken

1022
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: in every pot and a car in every garage and

1023
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: a dick in every car. It was Hoover. It was Hoover.

1024
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: And we didn't even get to the guy who fucked

1025
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: his Hoover vacuum today, but we'll get him in another episode. Listen,

1026
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 1: it's a real problem in the medical community. It was

1027
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: a real problem for him too. Oh, We've got to

1028
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: get out of here. We've been going on about this story.

1029
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 1: I hope y'all had as much fun as we definitely

1030
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 1: did telling these stories. Please let us know your thoughts.

1031
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 1: Definitely let us know if you have any os tendencies,

1032
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: be they just as small as like I sort of

1033
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: really have a connection into this coin that feels very

1034
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 1: special to me, or full on like I humped a

1035
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: fighter jet. I want to hear about all those stories.

1036
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 1: Let us know. Yeah, please send us an email. Ridic

1037
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: Romance at gmail dot com or we're on Twitter and Instagram.

1038
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm at Dianamite Boom and I'm at Oh great, it's

1039
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 1: Eli and the show is a ridic Romance. So please,

1040
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: we can't wait to hear from you all. We can't

1041
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 1: wait to bring you part four of Collecte next week

1042
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 1: to wrap up that saga. Okay, time, so we'll see

1043
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: you all then, love you by so on friends, it's

1044
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 1: time to go. Thanks so listening to our show. Tell

1045
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: your friends name's uncles inde to listen to a show ridiculous?

1046
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:43,160
Speaker 1: Well me