WEBVTT - “The Cheating Death Expert” with Chris Daniels 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:04.800 Forever love. 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:10.960 How you doing, Marie, I'm good. How are your friend 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:14.600 a fabulous I'm feeling it. The energy is great. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:19.239 I can smell it. You couldn't smell before. My sins 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:24.120 were all fucked up. It's all congesticed, like an ear infection, 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:26.920 your eyes and throat or whatever situations. 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:33.320 I was going situas Willers. Yeah, I had my ear 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:35.120 clogged and I couldn't clogged. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:35.960 It was clogged. 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.440 I couldn't hear that well. And then my nose was congested. 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:40.000 I was going through a lot. I think I had 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:40.520 a head cold. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.320 You know, you look like with this hair now, is 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:44.320 teeky Sumpter? 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:45.280 Really? 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:46.000 Yeah? 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:48.480 And that Nobody's fool fast. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:52.519 Movie that nobody is gonna go see Nobody's full You 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:56.000 look like nobody's Yeah. Yeah, Well she's got a strong face, 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:57.520 so that's a compliment. 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:58.600 Yeah, I think. 0:00:58.400 --> 0:00:59.200 She's really pretty. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.040 Tiki, let me just let me just put it, pull 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:03.760 it up so everybody in the students, and Marie, you 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:12.880 really do look like migos? Didn't you so mad? 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:14.600 Right this in Sydney look like that? 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:16.640 Yeah? 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:20.440 Okay, great, Well I'm looking like I'm booking movies then 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:24.120 and and regularly doing TV shows. Huh, she's on like 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.240 she has a show. And I love the unicorner on 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:27.120 your neck, bitch. 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.320 Yeah, I'm still rocking my temporary church. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:32.840 That's so hot. Honestly, when I was Marigos for Halloween 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:34.679 and had all those tattoos on my face, I was like, 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.760 I get why people put tattoos on their face. You 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.000 did look I felt like a badass. I said, you 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:40.560 know what, I should put a tattoo on my face. 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:43.319 You're pretty damn sexy. Put culture across my neck. I 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:45.000 love it right on the jaw line. 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:48.720 But the thing is that the unicorn, Uh, it was 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.760 in color, so it's just it's a lot. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:51.080 Yeah. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.840 I got it done in the Japan when I. 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:57.640 Was in Tokyo. Yeah, you know for work, yes. 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:59.320 By and by work, I mean I was out there 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:00.080 being a whe The. 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:02.320 Tour was great. The tour was so great and it 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.280 went well, Thank you so much. It's staying. 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:06.160 I don't even rub my neck in the shower. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.480 I just tap it because I wanted to last as 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:10.600 long as you're like your sister now, thank you so 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.240 mad because she got those tattoos and now I feel 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.240 like they are for real. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:14.480 Now. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:15.200 Yeah, the sleeve. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.360 Yeah, she does it. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:17.720 She's great. 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:21.080 It's crazy. So Amazon sells these like sleeve tattoos and 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.000 you can just like have a tattoo, well your whole arm. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.600 Does Amazon sell hairlines? They need to do that for 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:27.680 some of these niggas. 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:31.520 I mean, you know these dudes are getting I don't know. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:33.920 Can black dudes get hair plugs? 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:34.040 Like? 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.120 Is that a thing? Yes? They can? Anybody can care. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:38.320 What did Lebron James do? 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.280 Because he was like bald and now he has like 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.160 his hairline was here and now it's like at his brow. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.720 He was tired of people roasted him and I get it. 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:47.519 And what a tiger do? 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:49.639 Because tiger also didn't have no hair, but now he's 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:50.800 got like twists. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:51.640 It's crazy. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:53.359 And then the other dude who was on Love and 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:54.880 Hip Hop did it as well. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:56.200 Who Safari? 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.760 Safari got freaking hair plugs and he had a strong 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:04.560 Oh no, you know what, he's a nice person, so 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:05.239 it's fine. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:06.760 Can I be a nice person with a strong hand's 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:10.320 head with a buff forehead? Forehead is mess? 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.239 Your forehead has uh has abs? 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.720 Thank you so much, Marie. Were you are an expert? 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:15.919 No? 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:19.560 No, no, no, what you because I'm not like, God, Babby, 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.040 what were you an expert in this week? 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:24.799 Girl? When I tell y'all be ear hustling, I'm an 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:27.239 expert in ear hustling. 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:27.799 So eavesdropping. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.200 Yes, I was in an uber pool and I was 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.840 in the front seat, and usually I just put my 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.920 earphones on so I don't have to hear the bullshit. 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:38.560 I'm usually like with the driver's playing. I usually don't 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:42.000 like the conversations in the bag. But something told me 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.760 take your earplugs out and listen up. So it was 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.160 a guy and a girl and it seemed like they 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:53.400 were having this somber conversation and it was getting real 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:54.720 deep and dark. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.440 So you chilted your whole seat back. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.320 Yeah, I was like, don't get good. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.480 You pulled the button and you're. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:05.520 Like they were talking about things that like were life 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.080 changing for them and. 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:08.720 In an uberpool, in an oberpool. 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:10.560 I was like, you got to get your own car 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:12.920 for this, Like you have to own a car to 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:13.800 have this conversation. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.080 Now, you can't be deep in a pool. 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:18.800 No, Like it's a shallow don't we don't deserve to 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:19.880 hear your growth? 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:21.760 We really don't. I don't know you from Adam. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:23.640 Is it growth if it's a ride share? 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:27.360 So then the. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:32.880 Guy said that he basically tried to commit suicide, and 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.920 he wrote a note, and then before he took the pills, 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.160 he started to read the letter and it had mad 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:44.400 grammatical errors. So he started to do another draft of it. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.240 He tried to appropread it, and he did it a 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:50.480 couple of times, and that's what stopped him from committing suicide. 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.760 And now he's a writer. Now he's writing a book. 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:56.719 Is it a book? 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:58.400 Is it just not suicide notes? 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:00.640 Side notes? 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:05.359 Was spelling error? It's just spelled chick suicide. 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.600 Be a writer, Be a better writer before you die. 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:12.400 Pretty much, honestly, if some semicolons in commons saved your life, 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:16.240 I say, do it. That's a beautiful story. We know, 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:17.240 so funny. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.400 But also was like, damn, that's something real. But if 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:22.839 you want to die, do you even really care about 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:24.760 what the letter is saying you? 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:26.960 You're ready to peace out? Yeah, but he wasn't ready 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.560 to die this. He was like, oh no, this, I wrote. 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:34.360 Your instead of you. That's the wrong They're they're there 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:37.680 too many theres Oh man, did I say you? And 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:38.520 I didn't put it like. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:42.279 A yo, you just you say. He's like, oh, I'm texting, No, no, 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:43.240 I gotta write the letter. 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.440 You probably know his friends ain't ship, and they would 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:47.640 read it out loud and they're like, oh, damn this nigga. 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:49.559 I know people he killed themselves. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:54.240 Yeah, that's why I wouldn't even know. I already know 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.680 my ship would be crazy crossing stuff. 0:05:56.720 --> 0:06:00.839 And to be trashed you're white out is bad. It's 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.799 really Maybe do it in pencil, yeah. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:05.040 Or a raceable pin. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.840 Yeah. Oh remember when those mechanicals No, no, those are 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.040 mechanical pencils. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.280 Oh yeah, I said, a racable pen Do they still 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:12.720 make those? 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:14.320 I don't know do they? 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:14.839 I don't know. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.440 They're gonna go into a stationary store in years. 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.920 He ain't been doing stable since nineteen seventy. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:23.760 So yeah, so I listened to I was ear hustling, 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.680 and I was able to hear this story and it 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.279 made me think about, damn, I want to be a 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.920 better writer. I want to take a writing class. Not 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:34.120 for my suicide note, but no, I just I just 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:35.679 want to be a better writer. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.200 Are you going to take a writing class? 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:37.440 Yeah? 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:38.760 I am going to take a writing class. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:39.760 Interesting. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:42.039 I think it's necessary. It's like I want to learn 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:43.720 how to write a sketch anyway. 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.640 So good for you, friend. It was it was empowering. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.960 What did she say when he was saying this start 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:51.000 like he so he was trying to kill himself. Yes, 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:52.680 he took a couple of pills and. 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.200 Then read the note and was like ah no no 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:55.280 no no no no no no, this. 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.400 Is no He was about to take the pills, but 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.240 he was like, oh, let me just look at this 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.160 letter real quick before I go. 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.080 And then he was reading and he said he was struggling. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:09.920 He said it made no sense. Yeahide, they don't make sense. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:11.800 I can't take it anymore. 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:15.120 Take what no Like, he was just really like the 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.960 grammar was so bad, like none of him. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:20.640 It was like a lot of run on sentences. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:24.040 It's kind of like if you write like an abbreviations 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.240 too much and you you do everything. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:29.400 He read phenographer suicide note. 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.000 Yeah, it's real short. It was. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:32.520 It was not good and he was just like, I 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:35.960 want to be better at long form. 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.760 He said it. He said it was like two pages. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:39.119 Yeah, that's too many letters. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.760 That's too many pages. A suicide note should be a note, 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:44.000 not a letter. A note is just like a couple 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:50.360 of lines on a page. A letter is two double spaced, 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:54.280 like maybe he should have typed it up. Nah, maybe 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.160 you should have typed up the note and then signed it. 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.600 Maybe hit it with like a little wax, put crest 0:07:58.720 --> 0:07:59.000 on it. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.240 If I do a suicide note, I'm taking all the 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:03.360 letters from the newspaper. 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:06.920 No, that's like a ransom note. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:09.160 But it could look like a ransom note you're making up. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:13.160 You're making a vision board suicide note. I'm not putting 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:17.680 any words. Suicide is not funny, guys, but it's hilarious. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:22.240 Yes, suicide is not funny, but the note, this actual 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:24.280 story in this uber bowl was funny. What did she 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.520 say when he was Was she like, oh my god? 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:27.800 So she laughed? 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:31.560 Was the driver also to cut the radio down? You 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:32.360 wrote a letter? 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:35.840 Did you folded three times and put it in an envelow? 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.200 You put it in an armagami type. 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:39.400 Of he made a crane. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:43.600 Yeah, he made a little oregami box. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:46.800 He's alive, and I'm so I'm so glad. His name 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:48.440 is Troy. I didn't get his last name, and then 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:49.360 we're gonna be looking for it. 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:49.920 For the book. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.920 It's gonna be a New York Times bestseller. 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:54.679 It literally is like, that's how you, that's how you 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.079 open up why I wrote the book. 0:08:56.440 --> 0:09:00.400 Honestly, I want the suicide note with the correction should 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:03.040 be in the forward. Yes, damn. 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:04.599 I should get in contact with this guy, be like, 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:06.840 let me help you, let me help you do let 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:07.800 me help you win. 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:08.600 You with dad? 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:08.959 Uh. 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:10.760 Anyway, Marie, what were. 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:11.600 Your expert in this week? 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:12.000 This week? 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.480 I was an expert at self care. 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.040 Okay. I made a lot of choices that I was like, 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:19.520 this is this is for me. I need this right, Like, 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.559 I had a show last week that I didn't want 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:25.520 to do and I just didn't go to the show. 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:27.880 Good for you, and stead I went to a party, Yes, 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:31.600 And I get to this party and it's like out 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.000 of space and we're walking up and the guys that 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:36.000 I'm with it was like Calvin Cato and this other guy. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:37.520 And I was like, Halvin, do I need a ticket 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:40.880 for this? And he was like, oh yeah, I bought 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.760 a ticket for this party. And I was like, well, 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:44.720 I'm not paying for a ticket. So we get to 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:46.760 the We get to it was at Little Field. We 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:47.920 get to this party. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.320 And I'm like I'm on the show. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.760 The guy at the ticket booth was like, show show, 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:56.360 this is a party. I was like, yes, but I'm 0:09:56.360 --> 0:10:00.120 a comedian. I'm on the show, like real confident. And 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.160 he was like, I'm sorry, is there a show happening tonight? 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:06.080 And I was like, you tell me? Is this not 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.400 little fit, like repeating the name of the venue, and 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.600 he was like, yeah, this is the right space, but 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:12.200 no one told me anything about a show. I said, well, 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.280 maybe you should. Is there's someone about to speak to 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:20.000 just real loud, real confident, real bold, And he was like, 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.040 I mean I really, I'm not really sure. I felt 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.400 like like my name was Karen, like I was asking 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.560 to speak to somebody's manager. I was like. I was like, well, 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.840 how about I just popping backstage and see if I 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.120 can talk to somebody. And he was like okay, he said, 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.599 but your friends have to stay up here. I was 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:37.240 like I don't know that, and I let it and 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.320 I go backstage. They're snacks, I'm eating, I'm drinking. I 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.360 get a text from them like hey, what's going on? 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:43.080 And I was like. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:45.920 Right, so I go. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.079 I'm backstage. I'm like, whose party is this? 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.560 And they were like I'm so and so from such 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.679 and such, and I was like, tell them so and 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.160 so from such and such that it's cool. I texted 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:57.800 them that and they let them in no problem. But 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:04.760 they had to get tickets. Me self caress self care. 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.960 Oh my god, I mean, I just so. There were 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:09.800 two shows that I was on in the last week 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.679 that I didn't feel like doing, and I didn't do them. 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.400 I just I didn't even say that I wasn't coming. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:14.920 I just didn't go, I'm proud of you. Me too. 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:17.839 Honestly, It's like, what am I really gonna get out 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:18.240 of this show? 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:18.600 Yeah? 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.080 And this I'm gonna be annoyed in front. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:20.480 Of eight people. 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:23.440 There was one show that was like in the like 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:26.120 deep in in Brooklyn. They didn't even message me because 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:28.320 they were like, she she ain't coming, Like she's not 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.800 coming all the way to rich Wood. Yeah, she ain't 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:31.559 come in to Long Island. 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:32.400 It's not happening. 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:33.560 I don't like comedy that much. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:35.520 I mean one of the shows I missed I missed 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:36.120 because I was at your. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.280 House watching a movie marathon and I was like, I'm comfortable. 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:42.080 It's weed here. There's a vacuum of weed. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:42.480 You know. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:43.240 We were doing great. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:44.160 We're vaping. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:44.520 Yeah. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:45.320 Self care. 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:50.280 Yeah, honestly, guys listening to this, self care is available 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.199 to you as well. Just take a day when you're like, no, 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:54.040 I'm not gonna do that. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:56.360 Speaking of now, I'm not gonna do that. Are the 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:57.120 next guest. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:58.719 It's definitely not gonna do. 0:11:58.640 --> 0:11:58.960 It in that. 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:00.600 Definitely not out about that. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.200 And it's crazy that my expertise was about this guy 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:06.880 with the suicide note this, I feel like your thing is. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:08.760 Yeah. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:13.679 Anyway, he is a comedian. Yes, he has a podcast 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:14.800 called The Book of Yay. 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:16.439 The Book of ya it's all about Kanye West. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:17.600 It's all about Kanye. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:18.000 I don't know. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:19.559 I don't know if y'all want to, I mean, we're 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:19.800 on it. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:20.520 It was amazing. 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:21.640 I had a black our episode. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:26.960 It's great. Yeah. Uh. He is our Cheating Death Expert 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:30.480 slash Final Destination Expert because I watched the movie recently 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:31.280 and I think it's great. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:35.880 Yes, it's Chris Daniels. Guys, Hey, Chris Chris daniel it's 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:37.200 to have you on the students. 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.200 It is good to be here for the first time. 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.720 For the first time first, because I don't know what 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.400 podcasts y'all are talking about I don't do a podcast. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.160 This is the first. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:49.240 Podcast, don't do anymore. It's on the wall. 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.680 Is it defunct? Is it canceled? 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:53.600 I don't know what that is. 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.480 You're not doing ya because Kanye lost his damn mine. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:57.679 Yeah, I don't know. 0:12:58.400 --> 0:12:59.840 I don't know nothing about your podcast. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.520 He signed something you can't speak on it. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:04.600 I got you boot you signed an NDA? 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.560 He sure did, said I don't speak of those things. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.720 I'm trying to create some distance for myself. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:13.240 Okay. That's called self care? Is self care? 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:15.600 Is is self care? I decided I wasn't going to go 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.640 to work today and I just came here. So this 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:19.800 is my I'm not gonna do it. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:20.760 Chris got a job. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:25.800 I got a job nine to five five. Where do 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:26.760 you work Somewhere? 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.160 It's called self care? 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.320 Not where you work? Self care? 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:36.520 I got it. I love that. Uh So, Chris, let's 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:39.920 get into this cheating death situation. First, do you have 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:42.520 anything you have any thoughts on either self care or 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.640 Sydney's suicide spell checks? 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:47.679 I'm the suicide spell check thing called me just because 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.280 I feel like you really should follow up this with this, dude, 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:55.160 Because one, I want to know what he's going to 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.440 be right, Is it just gonna be all suicide and 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:01.839 death related stuff? Because I feel like if you haven't 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:06.120 even mastered like the Theirs and Theirs and theirs, like 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:10.720 maybe you should not focus on too many plots and instructions. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:12.760 He's trying to start like it's gonna be a fiction 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:13.600 or nonfiction. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:16.559 Well, I think he wants to focus on like that 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.800 thing that stops you from killing is killing yourself, and 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:25.320 like how just holding on and waiting, waiting for another day. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.040 For tonight, waiting for to No. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.960 Yeah, you it can like change your life. It can 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.760 keep you here. So I should find I should have. 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.440 I wonder what the percentage of people who want to 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:40.200 kill themselves and don't is, like the people who like 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:42.480 sit out to do it and then they're like at 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.360 the last minute, they're like like I wonder what that. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.000 I think it's high. Yeah, I think it's really Especially 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.760 in New York. Every fucking day you're like I'm ready 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:51.000 to go. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:54.000 We we just don't get that far along. He's get distracted. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.120 You got too much stuff to do. 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:57.360 I mean, I feel like millennials, it's gonna be hard. 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.880 It's harder for like gen X and gen I don't 0:14:59.920 --> 0:15:03.320 know whatever generation is after us Gane. I feel like 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.320 it's gonna be hard for them. Everybody's attention span is 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.760 so short. Yeah, it's gonna be like, I'm gonna kill myself. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:10.200 Let me check the Instagram. Oh okay, I got a mess. 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:14.480 Oh a rabbit holes put a new post up like that. 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.120 I feel like it's gonna be harder to do it. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.480 Or you're like, I want to kill myself, but I 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:23.560 do got pizza rolls. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:25.720 And I should eat these birthday parties that too. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.960 Yeah, I mean people do do it though. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:32.800 So yeah. But but Chris, where are you from? Matter 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:33.160 of fact? 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:34.320 Originally from Detroit? 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.000 Wow? I didn't know that from. 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:37.720 The get it from? 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.200 Get it from eight miles. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:43.880 Wow, west side Clarimont. 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.000 How'd you get out? Man? 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:46.480 We moved. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.480 We moved to the suburbs when I was like, uh, fifteen, 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.720 like my freshman year of high school. I remember, I 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.840 didn't want to go. My parents are like yo, they 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:57.760 excited me, and my brother's down. They did that thing 0:15:57.760 --> 0:15:59.520 where they like tried to give us like the option, 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:01.440