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Speaker 1: Forever love.

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Speaker 2: How you doing, Marie, I'm good. How are your friend

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Speaker 2: a fabulous I'm feeling it. The energy is great.

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Speaker 3: I can smell it. You couldn't smell before. My sins

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Speaker 3: were all fucked up. It's all congesticed, like an ear infection,

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Speaker 3: your eyes and throat or whatever situations.

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Speaker 2: I was going situas Willers. Yeah, I had my ear

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Speaker 2: clogged and I couldn't clogged.

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Speaker 3: It was clogged.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't hear that well. And then my nose was congested.

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Speaker 2: I was going through a lot. I think I had

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Speaker 2: a head cold.

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Speaker 4: You know, you look like with this hair now, is

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Speaker 4: teeky Sumpter?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And that Nobody's fool fast.

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Speaker 2: Movie that nobody is gonna go see Nobody's full You

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Speaker 2: look like nobody's Yeah. Yeah, Well she's got a strong face,

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Speaker 2: so that's a compliment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 4: She's really pretty.

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Speaker 3: Tiki, let me just let me just put it, pull

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Speaker 3: it up so everybody in the students, and Marie, you

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Speaker 3: really do look like migos? Didn't you so mad?

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Speaker 4: Right this in Sydney look like that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, Well I'm looking like I'm booking movies then

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Speaker 2: and and regularly doing TV shows. Huh, she's on like

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Speaker 2: she has a show. And I love the unicorner on

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Speaker 2: your neck, bitch.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still rocking my temporary church.

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Speaker 3: That's so hot. Honestly, when I was Marigos for Halloween

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Speaker 3: and had all those tattoos on my face, I was like,

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Speaker 3: I get why people put tattoos on their face. You

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Speaker 3: did look I felt like a badass. I said, you

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Speaker 3: know what, I should put a tattoo on my face.

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Speaker 3: You're pretty damn sexy. Put culture across my neck. I

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Speaker 3: love it right on the jaw line.

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Speaker 2: But the thing is that the unicorn, Uh, it was

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Speaker 2: in color, so it's just it's a lot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I got it done in the Japan when I.

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Speaker 3: Was in Tokyo. Yeah, you know for work, yes.

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Speaker 4: By and by work, I mean I was out there

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Speaker 4: being a whe The.

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Speaker 3: Tour was great. The tour was so great and it

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Speaker 3: went well, Thank you so much. It's staying.

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Speaker 4: I don't even rub my neck in the shower.

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Speaker 3: I just tap it because I wanted to last as

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Speaker 3: long as you're like your sister now, thank you so

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Speaker 3: mad because she got those tattoos and now I feel

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Speaker 3: like they are for real.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the sleeve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she does it.

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Speaker 3: She's great.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy. So Amazon sells these like sleeve tattoos and

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Speaker 4: you can just like have a tattoo, well your whole arm.

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Speaker 2: Does Amazon sell hairlines? They need to do that for

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Speaker 2: some of these niggas.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know these dudes are getting I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Can black dudes get hair plugs?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 3: Is that a thing? Yes? They can? Anybody can care.

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Speaker 4: What did Lebron James do?

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Speaker 3: Because he was like bald and now he has like

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Speaker 3: his hairline was here and now it's like at his brow.

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Speaker 2: He was tired of people roasted him and I get it.

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Speaker 4: And what a tiger do?

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Speaker 3: Because tiger also didn't have no hair, but now he's

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Speaker 3: got like twists.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy.

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Speaker 2: And then the other dude who was on Love and

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Speaker 2: Hip Hop did it as well.

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Speaker 3: Who Safari?

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Speaker 2: Safari got freaking hair plugs and he had a strong

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you know what, he's a nice person, so

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Speaker 2: it's fine.

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Speaker 3: Can I be a nice person with a strong hand's

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Speaker 3: head with a buff forehead? Forehead is mess?

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Speaker 2: Your forehead has uh has abs?

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Marie. Were you are an expert?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, what you because I'm not like, God, Babby,

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Speaker 4: what were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: Girl? When I tell y'all be ear hustling, I'm an

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Speaker 2: expert in ear hustling.

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Speaker 4: So eavesdropping.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was in an uber pool and I was

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Speaker 2: in the front seat, and usually I just put my

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Speaker 2: earphones on so I don't have to hear the bullshit.

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Speaker 2: I'm usually like with the driver's playing. I usually don't

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Speaker 2: like the conversations in the bag. But something told me

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Speaker 2: take your earplugs out and listen up. So it was

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Speaker 2: a guy and a girl and it seemed like they

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Speaker 2: were having this somber conversation and it was getting real

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Speaker 2: deep and dark.

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Speaker 4: So you chilted your whole seat back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, don't get good.

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Speaker 4: You pulled the button and you're.

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Speaker 2: Like they were talking about things that like were life

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Speaker 2: changing for them and.

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Speaker 3: In an uberpool, in an oberpool.

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Speaker 2: I was like, you got to get your own car

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Speaker 2: for this, Like you have to own a car to

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Speaker 2: have this conversation.

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Speaker 4: Now, you can't be deep in a pool.

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Speaker 2: No, Like it's a shallow don't we don't deserve to

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Speaker 2: hear your growth?

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Speaker 3: We really don't. I don't know you from Adam.

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Speaker 4: Is it growth if it's a ride share?

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Speaker 3: So then the.

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Speaker 2: Guy said that he basically tried to commit suicide, and

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Speaker 2: he wrote a note, and then before he took the pills,

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Speaker 2: he started to read the letter and it had mad

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Speaker 2: grammatical errors. So he started to do another draft of it.

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Speaker 2: He tried to appropread it, and he did it a

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Speaker 2: couple of times, and that's what stopped him from committing suicide.

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Speaker 3: And now he's a writer. Now he's writing a book.

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Speaker 4: Is it a book?

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Speaker 3: Is it just not suicide notes?

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Speaker 4: Side notes?

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Speaker 3: Was spelling error? It's just spelled chick suicide.

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Speaker 4: Be a writer, Be a better writer before you die.

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Speaker 3: Pretty much, honestly, if some semicolons in commons saved your life,

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Speaker 3: I say, do it. That's a beautiful story. We know,

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Speaker 2: But also was like, damn, that's something real. But if

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Speaker 2: you want to die, do you even really care about

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Speaker 2: what the letter is saying you?

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Speaker 3: You're ready to peace out? Yeah, but he wasn't ready

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Speaker 3: to die this. He was like, oh no, this, I wrote.

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Speaker 4: Your instead of you. That's the wrong They're they're there

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Speaker 4: too many theres Oh man, did I say you? And

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Speaker 4: I didn't put it like.

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Speaker 3: A yo, you just you say. He's like, oh, I'm texting, No, no,

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Speaker 3: I gotta write the letter.

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Speaker 2: You probably know his friends ain't ship, and they would

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Speaker 2: read it out loud and they're like, oh, damn this nigga.

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Speaker 4: I know people he killed themselves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I wouldn't even know. I already know

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Speaker 2: my ship would be crazy crossing stuff.

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Speaker 3: And to be trashed you're white out is bad. It's

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Speaker 3: really Maybe do it in pencil, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Or a raceable pin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh remember when those mechanicals No, no, those are

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Speaker 3: mechanical pencils.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I said, a racable pen Do they still

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Speaker 4: make those?

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Speaker 3: I don't know do they?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna go into a stationary store in years.

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Speaker 3: He ain't been doing stable since nineteen seventy.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so I listened to I was ear hustling,

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Speaker 2: and I was able to hear this story and it

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Speaker 2: made me think about, damn, I want to be a

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Speaker 2: better writer. I want to take a writing class. Not

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Speaker 2: for my suicide note, but no, I just I just

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Speaker 2: want to be a better writer.

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Speaker 4: Are you going to take a writing class?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I am going to take a writing class.

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Speaker 3: Interesting.

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Speaker 2: I think it's necessary. It's like I want to learn

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Speaker 2: how to write a sketch anyway.

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Speaker 3: So good for you, friend. It was it was empowering.

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Speaker 3: What did she say when he was saying this start

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Speaker 3: like he so he was trying to kill himself. Yes,

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Speaker 3: he took a couple of pills and.

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Speaker 4: Then read the note and was like ah no no

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Speaker 4: no no no no no no, this.

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Speaker 2: Is no He was about to take the pills, but

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Speaker 2: he was like, oh, let me just look at this

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Speaker 2: letter real quick before I go.

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Speaker 3: And then he was reading and he said he was struggling.

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Speaker 3: He said it made no sense. Yeahide, they don't make sense.

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Speaker 4: I can't take it anymore.

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Speaker 2: Take what no Like, he was just really like the

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Speaker 2: grammar was so bad, like none of him.

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Speaker 4: It was like a lot of run on sentences.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like if you write like an abbreviations

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Speaker 4: He read phenographer suicide note.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's real short. It was.

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Speaker 2: It was not good and he was just like, I

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Speaker 2: want to be better at long form.

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Speaker 3: He said it. He said it was like two pages.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's too many letters.

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Speaker 3: That's too many pages. A suicide note should be a note,

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Speaker 3: not a letter. A note is just like a couple

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Speaker 3: of lines on a page. A letter is two double spaced,

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Speaker 3: like maybe he should have typed it up. Nah, maybe

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Speaker 3: you should have typed up the note and then signed it.

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Speaker 4: Maybe hit it with like a little wax, put crest

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Speaker 2: If I do a suicide note, I'm taking all the

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Speaker 2: letters from the newspaper.

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Speaker 4: No, that's like a ransom note.

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Speaker 3: But it could look like a ransom note you're making up.

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Speaker 2: You're making a vision board suicide note. I'm not putting

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Speaker 2: any words. Suicide is not funny, guys, but it's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Yes, suicide is not funny, but the note, this actual

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Speaker 4: story in this uber bowl was funny. What did she

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Speaker 4: say when he was Was she like, oh my god?

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Speaker 3: So she laughed?

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Speaker 4: Was the driver also to cut the radio down? You

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Speaker 4: wrote a letter?

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Speaker 3: Did you folded three times and put it in an envelow?

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Speaker 3: You put it in an armagami type.

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Speaker 1: Of he made a crane.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he made a little oregami box.

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Speaker 2: He's alive, and I'm so I'm so glad. His name

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Speaker 2: is Troy. I didn't get his last name, and then

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Speaker 2: we're gonna be looking for it.

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Speaker 4: For the book.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be a New York Times bestseller.

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Speaker 2: It literally is like, that's how you, that's how you

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Speaker 2: open up why I wrote the book.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I want the suicide note with the correction should

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Speaker 3: be in the forward. Yes, damn.

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Speaker 2: I should get in contact with this guy, be like,

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Speaker 2: let me help you, let me help you do let

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Speaker 2: me help you win.

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Speaker 3: You with dad?

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Marie, what were.

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Speaker 4: I'm backstage. I'm like, whose party is this?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I mean, I just so. There were

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Speaker 4: I just I didn't even say that I wasn't coming.

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Speaker 2: There was one show that was like in the like

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Speaker 2: coming all the way to rich Wood. Yeah, she ain't

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Speaker 2: come in to Long Island.

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Speaker 3: It's not happening.

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Speaker 4: I don't like comedy that much.

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Speaker 4: House watching a movie marathon and I was like, I'm comfortable.

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Speaker 3: It's weed here. There's a vacuum of weed.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 3: We were doing great.

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Speaker 4: We're vaping.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Self care.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, guys listening to this, self care is available

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Speaker 2: Speaking of now, I'm not gonna do that. Are the

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Speaker 4: It's definitely not gonna do.

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Speaker 3: It in that.

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Speaker 4: Definitely not out about that.

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Speaker 2: And it's crazy that my expertise was about this guy

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Speaker 2: with the suicide note this, I feel like your thing is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, he is a comedian. Yes, he has a podcast

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Speaker 2: called The Book of Yay.

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Speaker 4: The Book of ya it's all about Kanye West.

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Speaker 3: It's all about Kanye.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if y'all want to, I mean, we're

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Speaker 3: It was amazing.

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Speaker 4: I had a black our episode.

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Speaker 3: It's great. Yeah. Uh. He is our Cheating Death Expert

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's Chris Daniels. Guys, Hey, Chris Chris daniel it's

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Speaker 1: It is good to be here for the first time.

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Speaker 1: For the first time first, because I don't know what

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Speaker 1: This is the first.

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Speaker 4: Podcast, don't do anymore. It's on the wall.

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Speaker 3: Is it defunct? Is it canceled?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 4: You're not doing ya because Kanye lost his damn mine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about your podcast.

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Speaker 3: He signed something you can't speak on it.

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Speaker 4: I got you boot you signed an NDA?

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Speaker 2: He sure did, said I don't speak of those things.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to create some distance for myself.

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Speaker 3: Okay. That's called self care? Is self care?

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Speaker 6: Is is self care? I decided I wasn't going to go

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Speaker 4: Chris got a job.

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Speaker 1: I got a job nine to five five. Where do

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Speaker 3: It's called self care?

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Speaker 4: Not where you work? Self care?

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Speaker 3: I got it. I love that. Uh So, Chris, let's

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Speaker 3: get into this cheating death situation. First, do you have

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Speaker 6: I'm the suicide spell check thing called me just because

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Speaker 6: I feel like you really should follow up this with this, dude,

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Speaker 6: Because one, I want to know what he's going to

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Speaker 6: maybe you should not focus on too many plots and instructions.

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Speaker 4: He's trying to start like it's gonna be a fiction

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Speaker 2: Well, I think he wants to focus on like that

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Speaker 3: For tonight, waiting for to No.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you it can like change your life. It can

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Speaker 2: keep you here. So I should find I should have.

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Speaker 3: I wonder what the percentage of people who want to

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Speaker 2: I think it's high. Yeah, I think it's really Especially

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Speaker 6: We we just don't get that far along. He's get distracted.

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Speaker 6: You got too much stuff to do.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like millennials, it's gonna be hard.

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Speaker 3: It's harder for like gen X and gen I don't

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be hard for them. Everybody's attention span is

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Speaker 4: Let me check the Instagram. Oh okay, I got a mess.

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Speaker 3: Oh a rabbit holes put a new post up like that.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it's gonna be harder to do it.

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Speaker 2: Or you're like, I want to kill myself, but I

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Speaker 1: And I should eat these birthday parties that too.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean people do do it though.

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Speaker 3: So yeah. But but Chris, where are you from? Matter

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Speaker 3: of fact?

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Speaker 3: Wow? I didn't know that from.

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Speaker 4: The get it from?

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Speaker 3: Get it from eight miles.

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Speaker 1: Wow, west side Clarimont.

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Speaker 3: How'd you get out? Man?

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Speaker 1: We moved.

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Speaker 6: We moved to the suburbs when I was like, uh, fifteen,

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Speaker 6: didn't want to go. My parents are like yo, they

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Speaker 3: And Chris was like, I want to do hood rap

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Speaker 6: I immediately started. I was like, okay, I need to

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Speaker 6: I need to prove why. So I started working on

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Speaker 6: like slide one.

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Speaker 3: That's literally cheating death right there. Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 4: You made a power point to stay in the hood.

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Speaker 3: And your parents were like, no stars out, too many

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Speaker 1: One was like there's too many white people. That was it.

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Speaker 6: And they're like carried on that for like three slides,

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Speaker 4: What do your parents do.

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Speaker 1: My mom's a nurse. Well now she's like.

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Speaker 4: Oh our nurse and an operating room there come.

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Speaker 3: And the scalpel.

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Speaker 1: My stepdad works for the I R S.

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Speaker 3: Now, your stepdad is trash.

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Speaker 2: No, what's your dad's name, like the like the government?

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Speaker 3: No first name? O?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what I gotta do to get Sam to

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Speaker 2: suw me out?

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Speaker 3: Fo me? Man?

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Speaker 2: I am fucking struggling with this I R S situation.

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Speaker 3: Can you pull some strings?

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Speaker 1: Just one string? Yeah? Maybe one? I think one's not

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Speaker 3: The whole thing on a ravel. Well, the one string

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Speaker 6: All the data I need to know, like if you

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Speaker 6: because he still went to jail.

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Speaker 3: How long was Wesley Snipes in jail for like three years?

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Speaker 3: That's too long.

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Speaker 2: Sidney can't go to jail for three years. She can't

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Speaker 2: wear the same wig for three years. Oh, you can't

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Speaker 2: wear wigs also.

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Speaker 4: Aren't Is the new black?

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Speaker 3: Is a damn lie because they let Laverne Cocks wear

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Speaker 3: know what? Anyway, whatever, God, shut up, Very it's you

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Speaker 3: Good for you. So you moved to the suburbs, you're

454
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,520
Speaker 3: surrounded by white people. Yeah, so talk to us about

455
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,480
Speaker 3: the first time you cheated death.

456
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,919
Speaker 6: Yes, okay, I don't know. I don't know if it's

457
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,080
Speaker 6: a cheat or it's just like a fuck up in

458
00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,879
Speaker 6: the system. So I was in the wound yet to

459
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,280
Speaker 6: be born.

460
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.

461
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,600
Speaker 4: A few Mom took a Plan B and you still

462
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,040
Speaker 4: came out.

463
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,440
Speaker 3: Yo. That is literally the cheating that has happened because

464
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,040
Speaker 3: they're like ninety nine percent effective. Imagine you take a

465
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,560
Speaker 3: Plan B and you still have a baby. I'm that

466
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,520
Speaker 3: baby's gonna uh, you know, cure cancer or something.

467
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:46,000
Speaker 6: So apparently the doctors thought that I was in trouble

468
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,320
Speaker 6: because like they thought the umbilical chorus wrapped around my

469
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,399
Speaker 6: neck and they were like, Okay, we need to do

470
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,720
Speaker 6: like an emergency C section.

471
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,199
Speaker 4: How many months was your mom?

472
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,359
Speaker 1: I think I was like, uh three months early?

473
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

474
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,640
Speaker 4: Three.

475
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,760
Speaker 3: I feel like you should have a smaller head. You

476
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,479
Speaker 3: should have a smaller army shoulders, your hands should be tiny.

477
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just wow, you're.

478
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,320
Speaker 3: A big boy's a big one.

479
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,320
Speaker 6: I feel like my head is actually kind of small.

480
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,400
Speaker 6: But I had to grow the dreads just like proportion

481
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,680
Speaker 6: dress out because that was the shoulder. Said was like

482
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,800
Speaker 6: you like men in black character, I see it.

483
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,439
Speaker 4: Some big shoulder.

484
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,920
Speaker 3: They're great there. Do you work them.

485
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,840
Speaker 1: Out like that or a little bit? Yeah, it's a.

486
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:37,159
Speaker 3: Ball bad just a good shoulder. Yeah, I'm looking to

487
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,560
Speaker 3: see these tiny shoulders now, and it's like, wow.

488
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,639
Speaker 4: Look how big Chris is.

489
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,800
Speaker 1: You know her proportion is right?

490
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,199
Speaker 3: Are right? Yeah, they're right, but like, wow, that's a

491
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,720
Speaker 3: manly shoulder. So they thought you were dying three months early.

492
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,720
Speaker 3: They looking at the grainy at.

493
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,359
Speaker 1: Sonogram Hospital and Detroit.

494
00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,119
Speaker 3: She was pixelated like a galaxy. That's why it was

495
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,359
Speaker 3: a Nokia flip. Yeah.

496
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,280
Speaker 4: He was like, it looks like he's choking, but it's

497
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,479
Speaker 4: literally a shadow. It was.

498
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,880
Speaker 2: It was a dreads Yeah.

499
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:13,040
Speaker 6: Whatever, nineteen ninety fucking Android sonogram whatever. They're looking at that,

500
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,800
Speaker 6: think I'm choking. They got to go in, give me out,

501
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,840
Speaker 6: And it turns out that they just looked at it wrong.

502
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 6: I was fucking chilling, chilling, I was, I was still cooking,

503
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:24,959
Speaker 6: and they took me out.

504
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,360
Speaker 1: Be like now I'm out. So I'm here.

505
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:33,200
Speaker 4: So so you were seven months no, Sis, three months.

506
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,679
Speaker 3: Early is sick.

507
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, pregnancy is not.

508
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,440
Speaker 3: It's just it.

509
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 2: Nobody's well done, baby, Sis.

510
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 1: It came out with a mustache.

511
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 3: Grown ass man and glasses, coming out with a briefcase. Yeah,

512
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,080
Speaker 3: with timblin boots. Let me get on that.

513
00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 2: I was doing a lot of work in there.

514
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 3: So you were six months?

515
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, so were a tiny premium.

516
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,679
Speaker 6: I was tiny and then I had a coat like

517
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 6: I had like my lung was like one thing. They

518
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:12,880
Speaker 6: were like, this is like gonna be undeveloped.

519
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 4: Like oh like nemos Finn.

520
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 3: Shut up like a little what is wrong with you?

521
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 7: Wait?

522
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 3: So okay, So, and I don't know if you've looked

523
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 3: into this at all, but like at six months, because

524
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 3: we're in the womb for nine months because we need

525
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,880
Speaker 3: more time to cook, So what what the other three

526
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,919
Speaker 3: months your lungs would have fully developed?

527
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,360
Speaker 4: And like what else do you even know?

528
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 1: I don't know.

529
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 6: I mean I feel like all right, and maybe there

530
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 6: could be some dispute on this. But like when I

531
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 6: was growing up, I'll go to a pediatrician and they

532
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,479
Speaker 6: would do like, okay, this is where you're tracking like

533
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 6: height wise and things like that, and they're like, by

534
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 6: the looks of it, uh, you should be like a

535
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 6: six four six five dude.

536
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 1: Right.

537
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 6: They did the same thing for my brother six four

538
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 6: sixty five. This is what you guys gonna be. So

539
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 6: I'm like kid growing up, I'm like I got options,

540
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 6: like you know.

541
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go pro.

542
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,399
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go pro or I'm gonna be like a

543
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 6: love interest on Insecure. That's what I'm thinking.

544
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 2: I totally see that you can do you can do it,

545
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: but you guys still do it?

546
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 4: Now what your six ft and do it?

547
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

548
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 4: Six feet draw is tall? The un Asian dude.

549
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 1: Lawrence is. Lawrence is like six to five.

550
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 3: I don't know.

551
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,119
Speaker 4: I don't know if he's six five. But the light

552
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 4: skin dude he's this new man is not tall. No,

553
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 4: he's a short to do it. He's a short to

554
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 4: do what he's given me, like a cool five nine.

555
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably he's.

556
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 1: A he's a blip though. He ain't gonna be around.

557
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 3: So you know, you know next season.

558
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 4: You you got the cheat codes they write us room.

559
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:46,880
Speaker 3: What's going on?

560
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it looked like he was done.

561
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 3: Nah'm coming back, dude. It does feel like he's done

562
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 3: because he like disappeared and then he came back. He's

563
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 3: gonna be in the new season. He's gonna be in

564
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 3: a couple episodes. Yeah, they bought Lawrence back.

565
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna you ain't gonna ever him. Stand next

566
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,360
Speaker 1: to Lawrence.

567
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 4: And Lexton Kerman, who was Molly's love interest.

568
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 3: He's short and he was on the show and she's tall,

569
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 3: very tough, and they put him on his little apple

570
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 3: box and he stood next to her at the cemetery herd.

571
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 2: He had lifts and his Jordan's what.

572
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 3: Okay, boom, Chris. They told you was gonna be six four,

573
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 3: you're six ft. You're terribly upset about it.

574
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 6: I am terribly upset because my brother got six four.

575
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 6: He actually got it.

576
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're a tall guy, Like, what's your fine?

577
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 3: We're not feeling sorry for you, dude.

578
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 6: I'm not looking for sympathy. I'm just saying, like, this

579
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 6: is what it was supposed to mean.

580
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 3: What were you gonna do? What were you said you

581
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 3: had options? Were you trying to play ball? I mean,

582
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 3: can you play basketball?

583
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,719
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good show us the tapes.

584
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 3: Have a TV.

585
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: I was playing basketball.

586
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 4: Yes, you don't have any tape, is what you're saying.

587
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 3: Okay, you can't believe I heard you. Gotta tape yourself.

588
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: You gotta submit self tapes for a street ball for

589
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 2: an one.

590
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: What would your nickname?

591
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 3: Right now? He is that tiny pin and you like, listen,

592
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 3: do it that listeners. You can't. You gotta be here, man.

593
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 4: Act out is brilliant.

594
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 3: This is some of your best words. You need an

595
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:44,239
Speaker 3: award for how messy that was the glow and at

596
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 3: least okay, So Chris, that you you're born three months early,

597
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 3: you're incubating. That's crazy that they can just pull a

598
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 3: baby out of six months and be like, ye, we

599
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 3: thought he was so they can open your mom up,

600
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 3: see that you're not choking, and then they still got

601
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 3: to pull you out. They can't like took you mecuum.

602
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 2: You don't have a pop pie. It's like a chicken

603
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: pot pie.

604
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: You got you gotta refrigerate, you gotta put it on ice.

605
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 3: You you know what it is. It's like you know

606
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 3: when you like they vacuum seal a can and then

607
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 3: the thing pops open and then when you close it

608
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 3: back up, it says, don't purchase if the top is up. Yeah, serious,

609
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 3: The top was okay?

610
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: But let me did y'all know that I was born

611
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 2: a little early too, and because I ate the placenta,

612
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 2: the placenta, so I was sick?

613
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 4: Is that why you're lesbian? Sh gross?

614
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 6: Honestly, how are you?

615
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 3: I'm done nemos.

616
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 2: And so they had to shave all my hair. They

617
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 2: had to do a surgery. I was in the hospital

618
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 2: for an extra like three three weeks.

619
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 3: Wait, you can eat the placenta, I s I feel

620
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 3: like you should be able to do that as it looks,

621
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 3: but it has like but it.

622
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 2: Has like all the bile and the poop and everything.

623
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 3: It has that all that greedy ass feetus. You're like,

624
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 3: I'm hungry.

625
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 2: I ain't got a should be hungry.

626
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 4: And they were like, oh no, look how pruney she is.

627
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 4: She ate the placenta.

628
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 3: We gotta shave her head. They shaved my mother.

629
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 4: Theyve you're soft. My mother cried so hard.

630
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 3: She's like, I was like, what the hell did I

631
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 3: look like?

632
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 2: My sister said, I looked like a lizard, looked like

633
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: Grace Jones.

634
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 3: Like it was just a great Jones is a powerful comparion.

635
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 3: They can shave a baby with a squishy heads head, Yeah,

636
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 3: they can like reshape it.

637
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 4: So the razor, Yeah, they had to do it.

638
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 2: They had to take my hair. I had hair, and

639
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: that's why my edges are thin.

640
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 3: That's how you're fines.

641
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: They shaved your head and they shaved my head prematurely

642
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 2: and they never go back.

643
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 4: Wait, so they shaved your head and then what they

644
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 4: had to cut your head open? I don't know.

645
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 2: They had to they had to do surgery on my

646
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 2: I had like a little surgery, so I dud.

647
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sidney would have been rich if she wasn't born

648
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 3: eating placentia. I also was born earlier.

649
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 4: But I was a fat baby, So that's it.

650
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 3: It's weird because you're Haitian. So I mean, I don't

651
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 3: understand what that means. But everybody on my dad's side

652
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 3: is fat, So it's fat Haitians.

653
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: Wait, so how come after like girls get like you

654
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 1: can give birth and then some moms eat the placenta.

655
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 4: It's supposed to be good for you, but only because

656
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 4: they saw tay it.

657
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

658
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 3: Flip it.

659
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: All right, you.

660
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: Can law placenta. You have the old maionnaire huh some

661
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 2: Larry garlic salt hat hat and then you you.

662
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 4: See it, yeah, you Emerald Lagasi it you see it.

663
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: You eat a placenta tartar yeah, and then you Julian

664
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: a couple of carrots for it.

665
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 4: Boom boom. This is a food network. They missing out

666
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 4: on Rachel, right, don't even know about.

667
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: Your secret ingredient is.

668
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 4: And everyone's like, I'm like a smoothie for sure.

669
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 2: I was just wondering if I could get a dash

670
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: of Can I have the placenta avocado toast?

671
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 4: Thank you so much? Okay, fourteen dollars, he's more than that.

672
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 3: Probably sometime he's expensive.

673
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: It's hard to get.

674
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 3: I mean Sidney had it for free, which is my

675
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what another time that you cheated death.

676
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 3: I mean you got out of Detroit, that's what you won. Yeah,

677
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 3: I mean you're in New York now, so you might

678
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 3: done tonight again.

679
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: All right. I need to just give you like the

680
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: one that connects that. So when I was twenty, I uh,

681
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: I was driving, and what kind of car were you in?

682
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: My first car? It was a ninety two SOB sob.

683
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 4: Oh, you definitely didn't want to live.

684
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 3: Why were you going to sob?

685
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: It was like this kind of my parents got me.

686
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 3: They didn't want you to live.

687
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 4: They were setting you up, dude, I don't know what.

688
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 4: I've never seen those any rest.

689
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 6: It was a stick shift and they like they got

690
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 6: they got it from me for my seventeenth birthday and

691
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 6: my stepdad he was like one of those like.

692
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: Dad dad dudes.

693
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 6: He like he was like all right, He like drove

694
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 6: me like a couple of miles away. He was like

695
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 6: showing me, all right, this is what you do.

696
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 3: And then damn, this is a sob. I just googled it.

697
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 3: This is what you drove.

698
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: Yep, that was it.

699
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 6: It was white terrible carous So he like drives me

700
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 6: like two miles away, and he's like, all right, this

701
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 6: is what you do. And he like got out and

702
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 6: his friend picked him up. He was like see you

703
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 6: at home, and that was it. He just left, just left,

704
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 6: and he was like, you have to figure out how

705
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 6: to get home driving a stick.

706
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 3: I wonder he works for the I R S. He's ruthless.

707
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: Yes, no heart, soul gone dead inside anyway.

708
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 4: So he just drove you somewhere, showed you how to

709
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 4: do it, and was like bye.

710
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 6: So I was just like stalling for two miles back home,

711
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 6: just like that, dude. Everybody hates in the middle.

712
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: Of the street.

713
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 4: And you had never driven a car before.

714
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: I never driven a stick shift before.

715
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 3: That was it.

716
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 4: That's crazy.

717
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 3: And the stick is not easy.

718
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 4: You gotta like, you gotta use both.

719
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 6: You got to you gotta know how to use the

720
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 6: clutch and everything. That shit takes like a day.

721
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 4: I was like, you couldn't take coordination.

722
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,719
Speaker 1: You can take me to like a church, parking lot

723
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: or pathmark or something.

724
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 4: He had things to do. He had, He had a friend, pig.

725
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: Up bro some errand he drove from my birthday part.

726
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 4: He drew from your birthday party.

727
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was at my birthday party, and he drove.

728
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: He went back to the park.

729
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 3: Stepdad is ruthless. He was like, I'm gonna go back

730
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 3: and get some wings.

731
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: I can't be mad. He got me a card.

732
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: Sixties sins they do something nicey.

733
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 3: They could still be shitty.

734
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean it was a SOB six shift, and

735
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 4: but you made it back to the party.

736
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

737
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 6: So, but the car actually ended up saving my life.

738
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 6: So I'm just driving, uh, same day, No, no, no,

739
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 6: this is a couple of years later. I was on

740
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 6: my way to a party and I'm exiting the highway

741
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 6: the four lane exit too left, too right. Second from

742
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 6: the left is the guy next to me. We both

743
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 6: see that it's like kind of clear to go left.

744
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 6: It's like a blinking red so it's kind of going here.

745
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 6: When you see it's good.

746
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: Okay, you start turning. Next thing, I know, I just

747
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: wake up upside down? What yeah?

748
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 4: Wake up?

749
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 3: What?

750
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? I woke up in the sop in the side.

751
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: It was in the back seat.

752
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 4: Now, oh, you weren't wearing a seatbelt. No, but she

753
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 4: was like, I'm cool. You had a seat tilted batish.

754
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I mean, don't you're on your.

755
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 3: Big shoulders and small head. Yeah. He was like, I'm good.

756
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 6: I literally woke up to like when it was EMTD

757
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 6: is just like slapping the ship out of my arm,

758
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 6: just like hey, are you okay, Like can you feel this?

759
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 6: And I was just like I was like kind of

760
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 6: like hard, come too. He was actually like he was

761
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 6: slapping it and I wasn't really responding, and he like this.

762
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: Is like tickle. Thing was weird, and you're like, yeah,

763
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: that's like it's kind of weird to come to, like

764
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: a bitch. It was weird.

765
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: He started doing situation. You're like, I can do it.

766
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 4: So you and your nemo hand.

767
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 3: He's slapping you.

768
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he slapping my Then I come to and I'm

769
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: like yeah, and I like grab his arm and then

770
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: they like rip the door.

771
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 4: Off, ripped like the Jaws of Life. Yeah, the firefighters

772
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 4: had to do it.

773
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, they came in. They had to like yank the

774
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 6: door off, and like this car is built like a tank.

775
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 6: It's like back when they just like everything was like

776
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 6: still made metal. So it's super heavy, so hard. Yeah,

777
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 6: so they so.

778
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: Hard while Sydney he turned on to get through Nasty,

779
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,479
Speaker 2: plasing to eat nasty.

780
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 6: As they dragged me out, they put me on like

781
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 6: the board. They cut off my clothes off the middle

782
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 6: the street. The super cood was and winter we did

783
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 6: chest that name.

784
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,239
Speaker 3: They weren't working out.

785
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't working out at the time, so you had a.

786
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 3: B two K chess.

787
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 4: They're like, so they cut your pants off to.

788
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,239
Speaker 1: Cut everything because they got to make sure you're all right,

789
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: what a show.

790
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 3: I'm here for the show.

791
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: I was covered pretty quickly.

792
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 4: They were like, I don't want to see that towel scalvel.

793
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 4: They're like, let's put your fitted on it, just putting

794
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 4: me the hat.

795
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 6: Then they put me in the back of the ambulance.

796
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 6: By the way, ambulance is probably the most comfortable place

797
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 6: I've ever.

798
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: Been in my life.

799
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 3: The ambulance ride is like eleven thousand dollars that's why

800
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 3: it's comfortable, because you didn't get the billion.

801
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 6: There's a perfect temperature that exists, and it's in the

802
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 6: back of an ambulance.

803
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 5: No it is.

804
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 3: I was cold, which and this was you with something

805
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 3: something in Harlem, so it was trash. I was also

806
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 3: in Massachusetts as well. They had the windows open. We

807
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 3: need to air this thing out. She smells bed.

808
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: So the whole time, I like, can't see and I

809
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 1: don't really know why you can't see.

810
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 6: I can't see. And I get to the hospital do

811
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 6: all the pre checks. When they're like checking like okay,

812
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 6: there's no internal bleeding. I do like the scans, quick scans,

813
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 6: and then I go into like the nurses room or whatever,

814
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 6: and they're like, Chris, can you can you open your eyes?

815
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 6: And I'm like, oh shit, I never thought about trying that.

816
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 6: So that I opened my eyes and I can just

817
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 6: hear that. It's like like cracking sound and it's like

818
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 6: all the glass.

819
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: From the windshield had gone into like my eyes.

820
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 7: Ah yeah, oh my god, shattered eyes turned Wait the

821
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 7: glass your eyes were closed.

822
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 6: And then you open they were closed. When I came

823
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 6: to I could I hadn't tried to open them.

824
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: I don't even know why.

825
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 6: So they told me to try open your eyes, and

826
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 6: that's what happened when I tried. So, but apparently like

827
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 6: this happens pretty often because they straight up just to

828
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 6: like like turn me over and they literally like ship

829
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 6: my head like like a middle school bully, like looking

830
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 6: for change, and ship just like shook it out.

831
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 3: And all the glass came out of your eyes.

832
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: Most of it. They have like a little device to

833
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: actually stick in there that like flushes all the ship last. Yeah,

834
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: all the shadow.

835
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: So what happened to your eyes? You obviously not Rachels.

836
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: So what's up?

837
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 3: I got a warm up?

838
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: My god, it wasn't. It was like.

839
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 3: It was like, you're obviously not Stevie.

840
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: Wonder they re lacerated, but it was like only like

841
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: a week.

842
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 3: So they gave you lasic for free.

843
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 4: Said, did you know what the word that's rated?

844
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 5: Me?

845
00:35:46,640 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're looking up the word a deep cut or

846
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 3: tear in skin or flesh. So your eyes were last

847
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 3: the riding.

848
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.

849
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 3: Wait, you got blue Cross.

850
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: I think I have blue Cross at the time.

851
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 4: He got that IRS insurance. He's doing fine. But what happened,

852
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 4: like what car hits yours?

853
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: And you I got tea bones. So it's like, uh,

854
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: straight up by a truck.

855
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 6: Truck hit me on the driver's side, and that's why

856
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 6: I flipped, and that's why I ended up in the

857
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 6: back seat because I wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

858
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: You should be dead, yeah, I really should be.

859
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 4: I should be on the driver's side.

860
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Sidney, So wait, it's everything, Okay, this

861
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 3: is something I just please. She's reading magazines and we're

862
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 3: talking about Chris's lacerations.

863
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like, nothing happened, dude, he got t bone

864
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 2: but on the driver's side.

865
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the truck hit me like right where my

866
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: door was.

867
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 4: This is some Finalist Nation stuff for really.

868
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 6: But like the total list of injuries, it was like,

869
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 6: besides eyeballs had a concussion, I have five broken ribs

870
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 6: and I had a hole like in my lung.

871
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: The baby line the baby the memo along.

872
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 3: But dad.

873
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: So and its fucked up. As they told me this,

874
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: and then the next.

875
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 4: Day, your dad was like, you got to drive home.

876
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 6: Dad was like you it won't see you back of

877
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 6: the crib. No, So I'm expecting to being here for

878
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 6: a while. And then one of the nurses like all right, Well,

879
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 6: you can't do anything about your ribs because like you don't.

880
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 3: We don't do ribs here, you know, like what happened?

881
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 3: How do you fix the ribs?

882
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 6: They just heal on They don't do cast nothing. You

883
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 6: just have to like be like that's why, Like if

884
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 6: you have anybody, you're seeing noybody with broken ribs, like

885
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 6: this sucks to breathe, It sucks to laugh, like you chuckle,

886
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 6: and that shit hurts everything.

887
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 3: And how long does it take to heal?

888
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: A month? Like two months? Three months?

889
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 3: Two months?

890
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 4: You had five broken ribs? Yeah, so where your seat

891
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 4: building now?

892
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 6: So you can't do nothing. And for some reason somebody

893
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 6: was like that kind of heills on its own. So

894
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 6: you can go home, like you just have to. You

895
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 6: can bet if you want. And my family was like

896
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 6: all right, cool, So he took me home. I'm like

897
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 6: sitting on the couch eating conana, like i'ma be here

898
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 6: for a while, and then I get a call from

899
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 6: my cell phone. My cell phone, my parents are gonna

900
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 6: picked it up in the middle.

901
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: Of the street. It was all fucked up. It was

902
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: O LG. Voyager. I had to like hold it like

903
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: in two pieces.

904
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 3: I feel like cell phones back in the day used

905
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 3: to be real resilient. Yeah, like they were built to last.

906
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 3: Now these little sexy ass iPhones they break you.

907
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: I trapped this and it's like the whole thing like

908
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: it got this, got like a bullet this.

909
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like unsolved mysteries.

910
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 6: I get a call and it's like the hospital. They're

911
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 6: like is this Chris. I'm like yeah, and I'm They're

912
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 6: like where are you? And I'm like, I'm at home.

913
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 6: Y'all said I could peace out, And then they're like

914
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 6: you got to get back to the hospital right now.

915
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 6: Or I'm like why, like cause you have a hole

916
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 6: in your lung and it's like and it's if your

917
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 6: lung collapses while you're like sitting on the couch, like

918
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 6: you will just like we can't help you, you will

919
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 6: just die.

920
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 4: Just let you go. But they knew that here shoot home.

921
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 2: And then they were like, actually they didn't even get

922
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: anybody to come pick you up.

923
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: You had to come over there they could have. My

924
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: family is like we're in a car, like right now,

925
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: we're heading to that.

926
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 3: No, but I want an ambulance to come to do

927
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 3: a right. Family don't do it right.

928
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 4: They just throw you around and.

929
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 3: Then they like hitting potholes. They're hitting so but they

930
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 3: knew that you're ris.

931
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 6: I think if anything I've learned is just like it's

932
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,479
Speaker 6: like these doctors be fucking up.

933
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 4: All the time, all the time regularly.

934
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 2: That's why people be ready to sue because they're like, wait,

935
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,439
Speaker 2: that person was fine, all of a sudden they dead, Like, yeah,

936
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 2: you fucked up.

937
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 4: That's crazy.

938
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 1: I had to stay there for like like ten days.

939
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 4: So how do they fix a hole in your lungs?

940
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 6: It's basically they said the lung was like borderline. It

941
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 6: was like, Okay, it's big enough to like something could happen,

942
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 6: but it also could like start to heal on its own.

943
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 6: If it starts hell on its own, you're fine. If

944
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 6: it doesn't start to heal, they would have to like

945
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 6: cut my side and like stick like.

946
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 4: A tube in so you can breathe through the tube.

947
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, something like that. I didn't have to get Luckily,

948
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: I didn't have to go to that point.

949
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 3: Well, because when your lungs are there's a hole in them,

950
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 3: you're just breathing in blood.

951
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 4: Yes, like you're basically drowning in your blood.

952
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 3: M god, guys, way to bring the mood down. I mean,

953
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 3: I'm just alive. I'm not a doctor or anything, but

954
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 3: raise it out of me on that ho And then

955
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 3: what's another time that you almost I can't believe that

956
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: you've almost died twice? How much all that costs?

957
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 4: Dude, who's paying for all this?

958
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: That was.

959
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 3: Family wouldn't have let me forgot about that. They'd be like,

960
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: remember the time, this is where did your insurance go up?

961
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 6: Because Michigan is a no fault state, So it's like

962
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 6: what that means. It basically means unless it's like an

963
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 6: obvious like Okay, this person like did some reckless on

964
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 6: their own.

965
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: If it's like two people in collision, it's like you.

966
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 4: Basically Walmart truck t boned you and you got no

967
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 4: money from it.

968
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 6: You couldn't sue because because then they also had a case.

969
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 6: They also had a case where it's like, oh, you

970
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 6: you possibly drove into the intersection and like cut them

971
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 6: off some ship. It's like so a toss up kind

972
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 6: of thing.

973
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 2: Well, anybody had no cameras, No it was he had

974
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 2: a no keya flip phone.

975
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 4: People were like it was at the star. Nobody cared

976
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 4: about that at the time.

977
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 2: Damn.

978
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 3: So I already hear that, dude, that's worse than almost dying.

979
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 3: I mean you can't sue somebody.

980
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, ye, somebody.

981
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 3: That is worse than just killing out killing NOWT write

982
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 3: the letter, write the damn note. Uh, and then what's

983
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 3: another time that you almost died?

984
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 1: Another time I was in middle school?

985
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: Yikes? Yikes?

986
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: I used to I used to chew pens all the time,

987
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 1: used to.

988
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 3: Chew pins, pin caps.

989
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 6: But like entire pin, not like an entire fucking pin,

990
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 6: like I would have like the back of the pen,

991
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 6: like the closes part, just like chi yeah, in my mouth.

992
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 1: And I was walking up the steps.

993
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 4: O stories already terrific? God, what you literally our final destination?

994
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 2: You better not not in the studio. We have episodes

995
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 2: to recording here. So so you're going up the stairs're

996
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 2: chewing on.

997
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 4: His pan like a loser. But were you a cool

998
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 4: middle school? You seem like you might have been a

999
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 4: little bit.

1000
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: Cool, a little bit. I don't know, I was cool

1001
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 1: with everybody. Laid back. I've been laid back my tilight.

1002
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1003
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 3: Crazy.

1004
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 4: You always seem so high to me, and you don't

1005
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 4: smoke weed.

1006
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 2: People stole your lunch all the time I see it.

1007
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 4: Not hell no, No, Chris was bringing two lunches. He

1008
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 4: was like, nah, you could have that one. That's cool.

1009
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: I was, I was trading lunches for honey buns.

1010
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 3: For honey buns, my mom made this for you, you know.

1011
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 3: He's like, yes, you know how you like? Yeah, you

1012
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 3: placenta cooked. Oh my god, sandwiches are uh you know Artisnal.

1013
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: Traded two Lunchables pizzas for half a percent.

1014
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Lunchable pizzas was yu so nasty. Like looking

1015
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 3: at them now, the dough was so raw. It was

1016
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: just like, why would you give this to a child?

1017
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 4: It was like a soft cracker.

1018
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 3: It was like you definitely need to heat this up.

1019
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 3: This needs to be baked.

1020
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: But the marketing was too good.

1021
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 4: Lunchibles like you wanted them. Remember the original lunchibles.

1022
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 3: I feel like it was a cracker, ham and cheese

1023
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 3: and like a caprisa, and then it was the pizza

1024
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 3: and now it's na chokes.

1025
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 2: And I used to be so mad at people who

1026
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: were coming with lunch and it was like, damn man,

1027
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 2: they living. But it's like, first of all, that's like

1028
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 2: not even proper food, lunch meat, like the ham.

1029
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 3: Was extra thick and it was like rare.

1030
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not real ham.

1031
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 3: Actually yeah, but the marketing Chris is right. The marketing

1032
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 3: was yeah, because I wanted one in my mom.

1033
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't the marketing. It was that damn caprice son.

1034
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, you get a caprice you can

1035
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: buy so you gotta eat this wet ass piece of

1036
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: meat wet pizza.

1037
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 4: But then wasn't there also like a dessert, like a

1038
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 4: like a butterfinger, So.

1039
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 2: They threw a little tree or brownie or whatnot. It's like, damn,

1040
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,399
Speaker 2: you come from a good home, but really you don't.

1041
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 4: Literally, I've never had a lunchable parents.

1042
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 3: Who Yeah.

1043
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: My auntie was like no, well, like why I home

1044
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 2: you getting home cooked food? Like why would I give

1045
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 2: you a lunchible?

1046
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 3: But I got free lunch. I got like I was

1047
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 3: in the free lunch program. So I had to eat

1048
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 3: whatever the school was giving me that like nasty pizza.

1049
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 2: She would make me sandwiches. She would like give me

1050
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 2: food from the night before, like just you brown baged. Yeah,

1051
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: they gave me a lunch box like maybe fifth grade,

1052
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: sixth grade instead of the bags.

1053
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 3: It was great.

1054
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 4: Oh the hard lunch box with the thermost. I had

1055
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 4: a good f.

1056
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 2: I had a good childhood, for sure. I don't know

1057
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 2: why I burn my house down.

1058
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 3: I don't know. Nasty shut up anyway.

1059
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 4: So you're in middle school, take us back.

1060
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 3: You're working up the stairs. You probably got on like

1061
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 3: air walks or Jenko's or something terrible.

1062
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: I was in private middle school, had uniforms.

1063
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 2: Private middle school in Detroit, so that's just like regular

1064
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: middle school.

1065
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 3: A private school in Detroita sounds like a public school.

1066
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 3: So you had your fresh Prince of bel Air blazer

1067
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 3: on inside out.

1068
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're coming up the stairs. I have

1069
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: my tie on.

1070
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 6: I remember his dude, Jerome in front of me, Droma.

1071
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 6: I just remember Druma had sickle cell. I don't know why.

1072
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: Every Okay, so.

1073
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: I met two Jeromes in my life. They both got

1074
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: sickle cell.

1075
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 4: Well that's a black ass disease and a black ass name.

1076
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 3: Sam very fitting if you don't have sickle cell and

1077
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 3: some brand. I feel like somebody on Halloween said Sydney

1078
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 3: had sickle cell because she was in green face paint.

1079
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 4: Am I making this up?

1080
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 2: Yeah? Larry, he said, he called me see sea cell,

1081
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 2: Sea sickle or something.

1082
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 4: Sea sickle cell. You did look sick, John, They said,

1083
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 4: I had johndice AnyWho you're you and.

1084
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 3: This Jerome has sickle cell.

1085
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 4: He felt faint.

1086
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 3: We're in the staircase.

1087
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 4: He passed out on the sacase.

1088
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 6: He was telling some story to somebody and he got

1089
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,959
Speaker 6: really animated. I don't know what the fuck he was saying.

1090
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 6: He like swung his arm back and I'm right behind him.

1091
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and.

1092
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: He hit the pen and the pen went through my mouth,

1093
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: like my mouth, the back of.

1094
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 4: Your throat, right through your mouth, like in through your

1095
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 4: face like like.

1096
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: Didn't it missed the direction of my throat and went

1097
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: through here.

1098
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 4: Oh my god, jaw dude. So does Jeromes apologize it?

1099
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 4: As he finished his.

1100
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 6: Story that Jerome's worry about because he got the like

1101
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 6: the other side of the pen. So he's like, damn, Chris,

1102
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 6: you stabbed me. I'm like, stabbed you like I have

1103
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 6: a pintuck.

1104
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 3: So you it was like that Chinese thing where you

1105
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 3: put your finger in the little paper bag and both

1106
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 3: of your fingers get stuck.

1107
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 4: But it was y'all were connected by a pan.

1108
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was fine.

1109
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 6: He got fucking scratched compared to me, but he got

1110
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 6: so what happened the killed? Yeah, like immediately, So it's

1111
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 6: stuck in there, and my first you can't pull it out.

1112
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 6: I started to pull it out and then I started

1113
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 6: then the blood started to come out.

1114
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 3: Oh this is gross.

1115
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 4: No, go ahead, get into it. Maybe headphoned out.

1116
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 3: I'm weak.

1117
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 4: Let me keep it the magazine.

1118
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: I mean, so I basically had to wait for. So

1119
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm basically waiting there for like.

1120
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 2: You know, it's Detroit, so it didn't come to two

1121
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,919
Speaker 2: years later, pulled up in a SOB.

1122
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 6: I'm sitting in the fucking like an off is like

1123
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 6: an eer because I'm just sitting there and it's like, well,

1124
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 6: you can't take the pin out of your mouth.

1125
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:35,479
Speaker 1: It's just stuck.

1126
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 3: But isn't blood coming into your mouth? Or are you

1127
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 3: like leaning forward? So can you draw this out?

1128
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 2: Because I don't even know how this works? Like what

1129
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 2: where exactly was the pen?

1130
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 4: It went into your mouth and came out?

1131
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 6: It didn't come out and come out. No, No, it's

1132
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 6: like like like right above like where you're like wisdom

1133
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 6: teeth would be.

1134
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was like in there.

1135
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1136
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, Jerome's like you scratch me. Just this is my

1137
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 4: good footboo jack to throw up, dude. So the ambulance

1138
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 4: comes in there like, oh it's this guy again.

1139
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 6: This guy.

1140
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, they definitely knew you by first in Social Security

1141
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: and he.

1142
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: Did yet like no, I'm still alive.

1143
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 7: It was.

1144
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 6: I mean, they like they did it like pretty much

1145
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 6: right there, like took it out and like stuffed it

1146
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 6: or whatever. I got to the hospital and then I

1147
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 6: had to have like a metal plate.

1148
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 2: Took it out right there hot the ghetto, Like you

1149
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 2: can't just wait till you get the ghetto, shout out,

1150
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: like as.

1151
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: Soon as I got there, and they like they just

1152
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: put like a metal plate.

1153
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 4: So now you have a metal plate in your mouth.

1154
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: It's gone now. I had to wait for it to heal.

1155
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: And then the plate came out. This whole mouth is

1156
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: like I feel like I've had too much shit, Like

1157
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: like half my tooth is fake?

1158
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 3: Are you guy some dental?

1159
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: H Yeah? What you got this front one?

1160
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 4: Let me see what happened to the front truth.

1161
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: Me and my brother was racing for shotgun and he

1162
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: was slow, but he's mean, so he pushed me into

1163
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: the fucking like just the window.

1164
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, he was slow, but he was mean, they

1165
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 2: didn't get the sides too slow, but they just got

1166
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 2: that one tooth.

1167
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: They didn't get the sides, like, yo, get the whole

1168
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 3: thing done, Yo, Sydney, Sidney, you had a little bit

1169
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 3: of dental work and you don't know how to He's like.

1170
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 4: Package, you get the premium.

1171
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 2: I got the platinum package, the diamond package. Honestly, damn damn, Chris,

1172
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: You've been through it. What have you learned from all

1173
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 2: of this? Do you live life to its fullest? Do

1174
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 2: you have sex with no condom?

1175
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 3: Like you?

1176
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 1: I like guy looking out for me? Are you sure,

1177
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: like I'm sure?

1178
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 4: Have you learned this? Are you wearing a seatbelt in

1179
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 4: the car now?

1180
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: Sometimes? Yeah? My god, if I'm in the back seat.

1181
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the back I feel like you get on the

1182
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 3: bus and put on the I can see bout like

1183
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 3: you're scared.

1184
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm not scared.

1185
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 6: Like even like after that happened, like when I feel

1186
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 6: like I had more weird stuff happened, even like after

1187
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 6: I started hanging out with more white people.

1188
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 4: Oh well, naturally that's what happened.

1189
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 6: I remember one time, because when I started, like I

1190
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 6: remember when I moved to the suburbs, like that year

1191
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 6: one didn't didn't talk to nobody, didn't want to talk

1192
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 6: to nobody, none of that.

1193
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 3: Like your hair was weird and they were like, your

1194
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 3: hair was weird.

1195
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 6: And I looked like I came in and I went

1196
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 6: to private school. And I was like, so in Detroit

1197
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 6: you go to private school, you were above like Detroit

1198
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 6: public schools.

1199
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: But in the suburbs. Yeah, in the suburbs, just like

1200
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: you're regular. But they put me in.

1201
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 6: They were like, oh, you should be ready for all

1202
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,280
Speaker 6: these like advanced classes. They put me on these classes

1203
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 6: with these like grown ass kids and shiit uh.

1204
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, so it was like night school.

1205
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a geneah, but.

1206
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 6: I was like I didn't talk to nobody at all.

1207
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 6: I remember one time, like we had like a substitute

1208
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 6: that you're coming like math class, and I just like

1209
00:50:59,400 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 6: asked the question.

1210
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: I was like can you go back and repeat that?

1211
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 6: And then like she was like uh yeah, whatever, and

1212
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 6: then like just scoffed, and like next day a real

1213
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 6: teacher came back and he was like, Okay, these following

1214
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 6: people have attention. It's like the people who like usually

1215
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 6: fuck up those kids. And it was like they called

1216
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 6: my name and I was so quiet. Everybody else stood

1217
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 6: up for me. He was like, how the fuck does

1218
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 6: Chris have attention? He don't even fucking talk in class?

1219
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: Like that was me.

1220
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 3: She gave you attention for asking to explain something because

1221
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 3: she didn't know it. Pretty much substitute teacher, this is trash.

1222
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 6: So I didn't even I didn't even start hanging out

1223
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 6: with people in suburbs. So I was like sixteen seventeen, so.

1224
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 3: You didn't have no friends for years, not like a year. Okay,

1225
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 3: the next year, okay, I'm like years.

1226
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 6: But then so like I'm doing this. So now I'm like,

1227
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 6: I'm more white friends. I'm doing this extra shit. So

1228
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 6: like a lot of people in Michigan skiing and whatnot, yeah,

1229
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 6: all that stuff I probably like shouldn't have been doing.

1230
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: Like the first time I rode an ATV, they're like,

1231
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: you got it.

1232
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, I got it, And I went

1233
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 6: up like a steep hill and I didn't know like

1234
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 6: you were supposed to like down shift and all that,

1235
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 6: and you just rolled on it, just rolled back. I'm like,

1236
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 6: I have this ATV and me and his ATV just

1237
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 6: flipping just backwards down like the Hannah bar is like

1238
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 6: here like on my head, right around it.

1239
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 4: Because you thought you was DMX. You were like stuff, yeah,

1240
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,439
Speaker 4: drive shut them down.

1241
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: It was nothing like Cradles of the Grave.

1242
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 2: Straight up, body, you really like that movie.

1243
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 3: You know you really like that movie. You're here for

1244
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 3: a DMX film, Chris.

1245
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 2: I'm just blown away that this much ship has happened

1246
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 2: to you, and like you're you're just so calm, like

1247
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,479
Speaker 2: you don't seem like you're off right all.

1248
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 3: These near death stories. I feel like Sydney has the

1249
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 3: energy for somebody who's.

1250
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 4: Eight times. You're just like energy, Yeah, that's that placenta energy.

1251
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 3: No, but I have that like, oh, you might have

1252
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 3: a hole in your lunge type energy.

1253
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 4: Kind of because I've seeing you try to run and

1254
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, he's not gonna make it.

1255
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 3: No, that's the diabetes cell. Try to run. Oh my

1256
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 3: legs are itching.

1257
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 4: I think my skin is dry.

1258
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 3: No, so literally your body telling you you never run circulation.

1259
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: Trying to go around is.

1260
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 3: Like, oh get we moment and Sidny's like, oh my

1261
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 3: legs are itching. She literally telling you anything, Sidney, you

1262
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 3: went on a run with me and she was like ah.

1263
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 4: I was like, Sydney, we haven't even done a full

1264
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 4: lap and she's like, yeah.

1265
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: But my legs are I don't work out together.

1266
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 3: No, I used to work out with Sydney because then

1267
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 3: I would never work out it. Don't do that. I

1268
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 3: can't work out with somebody who's not going to like

1269
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 3: start and stop. I just want to get it in

1270
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 3: and get out. I want to be in the gym

1271
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 3: for an hour and then be done. If I go

1272
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 3: to the gym with anybody else, not just you, I

1273
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 3: just feel like it's gonna take longer because they're gonna

1274
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 3: be complaining and they're gonna want to stop and and

1275
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:57,720
Speaker 3: I can't.

1276
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 2: But is your gym if you go, you're just in

1277
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 2: and just I'm in the mirror. I'm snappedatting other people

1278
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 2: struggling at the gym. She's timing, she's zooming into people's shoes.

1279
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I'm doing everything, just working out.

1280
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 3: If there's a show on.

1281
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 2: If there's a show, I'll be on the elliptical for

1282
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 2: thirty five minutes.

1283
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 3: I can't do that. I can't go in.

1284
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm in and out, in and out.

1285
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 3: Oh we can tell marms in and out.

1286
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 2: So like, Chris, you've been through all this, all this stuff,

1287
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 2: so Does that make you like more of a daredevil

1288
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 2: now or I.

1289
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: Don't go looking for it? Just fine.

1290
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 3: He was just trying to get off the ramp. Yeah,

1291
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 3: you're just trying to get to his exit t bone.

1292
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 3: He's just trying to incubate and like grow some lungs

1293
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 3: pulled out the womb too fast. Now he's a short

1294
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 3: six six feet tall.

1295
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 2: A short six foot I mean, I've never gone through

1296
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 2: any stuff and so so that's why I feel like

1297
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 2: I'm more adventurous and dangerous because I haven't had enough

1298
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:06,919
Speaker 2: near death.

1299
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 1: What's adventurous for you? Though?

1300
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 4: It's all you're going hiking?

1301
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 3: Sis, Oh, I've been hiking in Puerto Rico. You're not

1302
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 3: looking for.

1303
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 4: Like you're like, let's just go hiking this weekend. That's

1304
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 4: not who you are.

1305
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 2: I don't like that, but I have done copious amounts

1306
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 2: of kenemie.

1307
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: I hate you so much.

1308
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 4: My mouth My mouth is so dry where it's like, wait,

1309
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 4: why are you doing this?

1310
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 3: Like do you want to live? It's like no, I'm

1311
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 3: just having I'm having fun. What's the kenemine? I feel

1312
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 3: like because the way that you talk about it, it

1313
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 3: seems like should I trop emy?

1314
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 2: You feel silly like everything everything is like discombobulated and

1315
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 2: you your your vision is weird and.

1316
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 4: I could just take an edible for that.

1317
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 2: Yes, it's kind of like it's kind of like an edible,

1318
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,760
Speaker 2: but for ten times more than that. I like shrooms

1319
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 2: could be shrooms too, but if you have a good trip,

1320
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 2: I've had. I've had bad trips in mushrooms, So that's

1321
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 2: why I don't do them. It's not for me. Like

1322
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 2: if you if you haven't unpacked a lot of things,

1323
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 2: if you haven't gone to therapy, you do mushrooms, shit

1324
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 2: start coming out and you like want to hide in

1325
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 2: a cloud.

1326
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 4: So you say, mushrooms not for black people.

1327
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love shrooms.

1328
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, how often do you do them?

1329
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: Like every other year?

1330
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 3: I'll do shrimps every other year. It's not like you

1331
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 3: don't really do them that much, or you'll do them

1332
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 3: for a whole year and then took a year off.

1333
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: I need a break from.

1334
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 4: That's okay, So what's a good shroom?

1335
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 6: I feel like it's like total elation. It's like I

1336
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 6: feel silly as hell, like everything's funny to me.

1337
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 3: Yes, that's academy.

1338
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: I can't stop laughing. I'll just look at people, and

1339
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm just like dog, you're purple and it's the funny

1340
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: ship I've ever seen.

1341
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 3: I don't know what you been in your shrooms room,

1342
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 3: because I feel like I should end the year off

1343
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:53,760
Speaker 3: with some shrooms.

1344
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 4: Is this a shroom year or you off shrooms?

1345
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: This year is a shroom year. I still got to

1346
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: do them.

1347
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 3: Okay, oh great, let's get it.

1348
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 4: Let's get a team together. We need a chaperone.

1349
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 1: You can do yourcad me.

1350
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 3: No, I can't.

1351
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 2: City's sober now, I'm sober, thank you, So I can't,

1352
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 2: but I will watch.

1353
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 3: I'll see.

1354
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 4: That's a good Actually, need you watching? You gotta put

1355
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 4: your phone. You got to turn your phone off.

1356
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 3: You had to turn it in at the door because

1357
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 3: you're not gonna be shooting videos of meal shrooms to

1358
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 3: post on the ground.

1359
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: Why you posted videos?

1360
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 3: Posted videos? You're looking crazy.

1361
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 4: You never regular never learned the beautiful photos.

1362
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: That's a lot.

1363
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 3: City shoots all these videos and then they'll pop out

1364
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 3: on my birthday and I'd be like, the.

1365
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 4: Fuck, what did I do?

1366
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: I just saw you do the same thing in Sydney.

1367
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 4: But she came out in public like that. She came

1368
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 4: out looking like I.

1369
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: Saw that, and I was like, you like you turn

1370
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: it into she hooked but didn't finish.

1371
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 3: Oh you got fucking jokes?

1372
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 4: How dare you?

1373
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 3: You won't stop?

1374
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 2: Yo?

1375
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 3: Is there another tag for that movie?

1376
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 5: No?

1377
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 3: For Nemo having a tiny fin? I mean he went

1378
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 3: into the filter at the dentist's office because he had

1379
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 3: the smallest fin or whatever.

1380
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: Anyway, I was like, so not the point of the

1381
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: movie either, No, but.

1382
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 3: He did have a tiny fin, like you have a

1383
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 3: tiny look goddamn it?

1384
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 4: And by tiny is it like is one regular size?

1385
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 4: Are they both little?

1386
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 5: No?

1387
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: One is regular and one's like half the other. I

1388
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: don't know.

1389
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 3: Damn.

1390
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 4: What's your kidneys and stuff?

1391
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 3: Look like? You? They good?

1392
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: They good?

1393
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 3: It's good.

1394
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 2: I have a question when you're like dating, do you

1395
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 2: tell people like if these like conversation starters, like do

1396
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 2: you let them know about the turmoila that you went through.

1397
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 4: On the first day? He was so I almost died

1398
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 4: twelve times?

1399
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the first time.

1400
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, the scariest time. Let's go back to my birth.

1401
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 3: You bring out your PowerPoint reason next slide, because like,

1402
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 3: if you check your email, I just I just air

1403
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 3: dropped Google on your Google docs.

1404
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 6: That really I feel like the car story comes up everywhere,

1405
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 6: like at some point usually it's like that was like

1406
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 6: a big like turning point in my life after that,

1407
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 6: Like I started working out after that.

1408
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 2: I had like after they had to rip open your

1409
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 2: chest and ship, You're like, yo, my body better be

1410
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 2: right if they ever do that again.

1411
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 3: I gotta have abs and.

1412
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: Pecksans I was in there looking weak and fragile, looking like.

1413
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 3: A fabricate egg. Oh my god, because.

1414
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 6: Like even like comedy, like I was already like starting

1415
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 6: doing comedy in Michigan at the time, and I had

1416
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 6: to show a Michigan State like a week after that,

1417
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 6: and I was like a week or two after that,

1418
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 6: and they're like, you know you want to do it.

1419
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, i'm'a still try to do it.

1420
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: And I go and it's terrible because.

1421
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 6: I can't like talk, like I said, like any moment

1422
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 6: of like talking to out or even like a chuckle

1423
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 6: or a laugh is just like pain. So I'm telling

1424
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 6: the joke and I'm just like and then it's like

1425
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 6: I have to kill over because you're red, Yeah, because

1426
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 6: I'm so much pain.

1427
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 2: And I was just you were still doing comedy with

1428
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 2: brute Brude I do not love comedy.

1429
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 4: That might hate comedy.

1430
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 3: You can stay in the house for less. You heard me,

1431
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 3: self care, self care. I'll stay home if the train.

1432
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 3: If I missed too many trains, I'd be like, oh,

1433
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 3: I missed two trains in a row. I guess I'm

1434
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 3: not coming back. I think that's God just telling me

1435
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 3: to stay home.

1436
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:29,919
Speaker 1: But like all that, like all that, I got started

1437
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 1: to like hate. I didn't even like comedy. It was weird.

1438
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: I just like didn't want to do it.

1439
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I totally understand, sir. I learned

1440
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,439
Speaker 2: my lungs are perfectly fine.

1441
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 3: I'm done with this. I hate it.

1442
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm not going to park Slow.

1443
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 4: I'm not going to Yeah, I gotta go into the

1444
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 4: city to do comedy tonight.

1445
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 3: Take two trains.

1446
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 4: I'm staying in Brooklyn this evening. Mm hmm, no, thanks.

1447
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 3: Well did we learn anything today? We learned that Chris, uh,

1448
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 3: you will live to be one hundred and twelve. You

1449
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 3: really are.

1450
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 1: And I feel like my skin will be great. I

1451
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: saw my grandma a couple of me good.

1452
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 2: She got skin, And I really just feel like, take

1453
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 2: the risk, man, just don't wear a condom. I feel

1454
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 2: oh my god, I got it. I feel like you

1455
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 2: got it, dude.

1456
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 3: Like you got what you know what?

1457
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 2: No, because if you got all these lives in your sperm,

1458
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 2: geez nine lives.

1459
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Plan B your sperm is this this sperm

1460
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 3: that Plan B can Yes, that's what it is. Point,

1461
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that should be your show.

1462
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 2: You should write a pilot based off your sperm that

1463
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 2: like never dies.

1464
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: What good that It would have to be animated, animated.

1465
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 3: It would have to be first.

1466
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 2: Don't say I ain't never gave you nothing, gives any

1467
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 2: executive producer credit. That the sperm that and then the

1468
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 2: sperm that just it leaves the uterus and starts traveling

1469
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 2: the actual body.

1470
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 3: What is it?

1471
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 4: The magic school?

1472
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: Imagine the firm that it's No, it's brilliant.

1473
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 4: People will watch it. It's an adult swim, adult swim.

1474
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm telling you, Oh my god, I'm telling Chris,

1475
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 3: shout out to you and your miss frizzle sperm. Hello, Hello.

1476
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: Sperm definitely has dreads for sure, Chrismas.

1477
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 2: You got a couples firm with like fades and whatnot?

1478
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 3: Got waves.

1479
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 4: I'm here for it. So what's next for you?

1480
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, with all these stories, you got to do

1481
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 2: something and be somebody.

1482
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to be somebody, you want to

1483
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 3: go somewhere.

1484
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 4: You gotta do something.

1485
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: What you're gonna do a right? Was that supposed to

1486
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: be prepared for that for that question?

1487
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 2: No, this is a deep question that you should just

1488
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 2: be knowing. Yeah, what's like, what's next? Like, what's your

1489
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 2: goal in life?

1490
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 4: Who you about to be?

1491
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: What's next? Let's see.

1492
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 6: I'm definitely next year twenty eighteen. I'm traveling a lot,

1493
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 6: so get.

1494
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: Into some money.

1495
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:57,439
Speaker 1: Who you, sue?

1496
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 3: I found a loophole.

1497
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: I got a good nine to five.

1498
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 3: But you you skipped work to do the podcast today,

1499
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 3: so you have money?

1500
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, we heard the episode.

1501
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 4: You're actually big fans of the Unofficial Experts?

1502
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 3: Are they looking for a job?

1503
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 4: We are, but we don't want one.

1504
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

1505
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,800
Speaker 6: Traveling more, keeping calmed me? Going my show Auntie's House is.

1506
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,439
Speaker 6: We're going to try to make that bigger and better show.

1507
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 3: It's a fabulous it's great. Next what is it like

1508
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 3: every third Saturday.

1509
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 6: Or the next one's gonna be different and like a

1510
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 6: Christmas one December fifteenth?

1511
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 2: Okay, cool? This guy come out before them. I don't

1512
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 2: want to help you with your plugs and ya ya.

1513
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1514
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 4: This will come out you know next week.

1515
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: Cool. Cool. We should have tickets on sale then and then,

1516
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: you know, maybe I'll do another podcast.

1517
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 4: I don't know, not the book of he Kanye West

1518
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 4: is dead to us, Kanye.

1519
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 3: West is dead.

1520
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,479
Speaker 1: No, me and Robill do something.

1521
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1522
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 3: We love Rob Hayes. He's in l A doing big things.

1523
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 3: We love him. He was our Atlanta expert. This is great, Chris.

1524
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 4: Thank you for coming to this podcast and not dying

1525
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 4: on your way here.

1526
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 2: Yo. I feel like when he gets out of here,

1527
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 2: he's just like this, a piano and a piano.

1528
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 3: And he's gonna have an advil and.

1529
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: Suicide.

1530
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 2: Don't even run a suicide. I said an anvil. Oh

1531
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 2: my god, wow advil.

1532
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 1: I had lacerations from the advil.

1533
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 3: I gotta go, I gotta pee. We need to leave, Chris,

1534
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 3: thank you so much. People gonna find you Auntie's house.

1535
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 3: The next one is December fifteenth. It's Christmas theme were

1536
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 3: an ugly ass sweater? Yes, or like a who ass

1537
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 3: missus Claus costumes. Also make sure you subscribe and review

1538
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01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:58,000
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1540
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 2: Samsung's get it.

1541
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 3: Uh, you know your best lives.

1542
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 1: Bye Bye, Forever.

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01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 5: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

1544
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:15,000
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01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:19,280
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