Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis Durant. My friend Shawna has arranged. She had
Speaker 2: arranged for ten of us to rent a beach house
Speaker 2: down the shore for the week.
Speaker 3: We didn't leave too much of a mess.
Speaker 2: We were good people. But I think it'd be funny
Speaker 2: if someone called Shauna at work from the realty company
Speaker 2: and told her she's not getting her three hundred dollars
Speaker 2: deposit back because we were slobs.
Speaker 3: She thought we did a perfect.
Speaker 2: Job organizing the house. But not after you guys get
Speaker 2: her on the phone. It's gonna really screw with her head.
Speaker 2: This comes to us from Michelle. All right, Michelle phone
Speaker 2: tapping her friend Shawna. Sceary is gonna call Shawna as
Speaker 2: the manager of the realty company, and Michelle's gonna listen
Speaker 2: in on.
Speaker 3: The other line. Let's listen in to it. Today's phone tap.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 4: It's Danny Capeluto from Jenisa as Reelty at LBI.
Speaker 3: How's everything good? How are you pretty good?
Speaker 4: I'm the manager of the office over here, and I
Speaker 4: have some stuff that I've been wanting to talk to
Speaker 4: you about. Regarding the condition of the house after you
Speaker 4: guys left. Okay, listen, I cannot give you your deposit back,
Speaker 4: so don't expect.
Speaker 1: The three hundred bucks when it's for what.
Speaker 3: We noticed that one of the upstairs mattresses was sagging.
Speaker 1: The big bedroom. Yes, I don't know. I didn't stay
Speaker 1: up there. Okay, it was sagging.
Speaker 3: You know, it was caved in the middle a little bit.
Speaker 1: All people did was sleep in it. I mean it
Speaker 1: had to have been warped in the there's a warped
Speaker 1: one in the in the other room on the bunk ed,
Speaker 1: the top one is warped. Nobody's left there because the
Speaker 1: mattress was.
Speaker 3: So bad with somebody like jumping on the mattress or something,
Speaker 3: because that's what look like.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're not like five year old saying there.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, you know, sometimes, you know, other activities
Speaker 4: go on on those mattresses.
Speaker 1: There's one girl that's something in that room who's getting
Speaker 1: married in two months. I highly don't you think anything
Speaker 1: in her room but sleeping. I just don't understand how
Speaker 1: we could have broken.
Speaker 3: Our head had you not been so irresponsible.
Speaker 1: I don't think we were that irresponsible.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, that's not what I hear. The neighbors
Speaker 4: tell us everything. They videotape what's going on. I know
Speaker 4: they take pictures.
Speaker 1: All right, that's fine.
Speaker 4: I mean, but you know, anytime the North Jersey crowd
Speaker 4: comes down, we just got to take extra caution.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not from North Jersey, that's okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well the well Hoboken is listed here.
Speaker 1: I know all grew up in Massachusetts.
Speaker 3: All right, excuse me.
Speaker 1: Okay, we had the cops there one night. We were
Speaker 1: hanging out in the backyard.
Speaker 3: A likely story. You guys left course, light, millerfe bottles everywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, people drank and went out. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: never crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are slobs. You don't clean up after yourselves.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Our neighbors said there was about eighteen people there at
Speaker 4: one time.
Speaker 1: Yes, there was never that many people.
Speaker 3: Eighteen people in the house.
Speaker 1: Yes, there was maybe one night when people came back
Speaker 1: and hunt out.
Speaker 3: Ah huh, But.
Speaker 1: There was never that many people sleeping in the huh.
Speaker 3: Okay, I see, mm hmm.
Speaker 4: So eighteen people slept over No, that's you know, you're
Speaker 4: violating the violating beech Even's coat.
Speaker 1: It never happened Okay, you're really really ruining my workday.
Speaker 4: Well, you're ruining my workday because I have to replace
Speaker 4: a saggy mattress that somebody rubbed uglies on.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, okay, uh, sorry that you're treating me
Speaker 1: so meanly too.
Speaker 3: But I'm just doing my job.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: You know I have other customers to take care of today.
Speaker 1: Is there someone else I can talk to?
Speaker 3: No, I'm the manager here.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're not treating me very professionally.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. That wasn't in the.
Speaker 1: Contract to treat me professionally.
Speaker 3: You didn't treat my house very professionally.
Speaker 1: I've never been treated this same before in my life.
Speaker 3: Massachusetts girl. Let me tell you, welcome to the big city.
Speaker 1: I've been in the big city for a while. I
Speaker 1: work here. Are you really from the Inn place?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, at this point, it's sounded like a phone tap,
Speaker 1: is it really? Hey?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was all Michelle's idea.
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