WEBVTT - We Trashed Your Beach House

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis Durant. My friend Shawna has arranged. She had

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<v Speaker 2>arranged for ten of us to rent a beach house

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<v Speaker 2>down the shore for the week.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't leave too much of a mess.

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<v Speaker 2>We were good people. But I think it'd be funny

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<v Speaker 2>if someone called Shauna at work from the realty company

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<v Speaker 2>and told her she's not getting her three hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>deposit back because we were slobs.

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<v Speaker 3>She thought we did a perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Job organizing the house. But not after you guys get

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<v Speaker 2>her on the phone. It's gonna really screw with her head.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes to us from Michelle. All right, Michelle phone

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<v Speaker 2>tapping her friend Shawna. Sceary is gonna call Shawna as

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<v Speaker 2>the manager of the realty company, and Michelle's gonna listen

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<v Speaker 2>in on.

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<v Speaker 3>The other line. Let's listen in to it. Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>It's Danny Capeluto from Jenisa as Reelty at LBI.

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<v Speaker 3>How's everything good? How are you pretty good?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the manager of the office over here, and I

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<v Speaker 4>have some stuff that I've been wanting to talk to

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<v Speaker 4>you about. Regarding the condition of the house after you

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<v Speaker 4>guys left. Okay, listen, I cannot give you your deposit back,

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<v Speaker 4>so don't expect.

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<v Speaker 1>The three hundred bucks when it's for what.

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<v Speaker 3>We noticed that one of the upstairs mattresses was sagging.

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<v Speaker 1>The big bedroom. Yes, I don't know. I didn't stay

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<v Speaker 1>up there. Okay, it was sagging.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it was caved in the middle a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>All people did was sleep in it. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>had to have been warped in the there's a warped

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<v Speaker 1>one in the in the other room on the bunk ed,

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<v Speaker 1>the top one is warped. Nobody's left there because the

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<v Speaker 1>mattress was.

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<v Speaker 3>So bad with somebody like jumping on the mattress or something,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's what look like.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're not like five year old saying there.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, well, you know, sometimes, you know, other activities

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<v Speaker 4>go on on those mattresses.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one girl that's something in that room who's getting

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<v Speaker 1>married in two months. I highly don't you think anything

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<v Speaker 1>in her room but sleeping. I just don't understand how

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<v Speaker 1>we could have broken.

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<v Speaker 3>Our head had you not been so irresponsible.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we were that irresponsible.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, that's not what I hear. The neighbors

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<v Speaker 4>tell us everything. They videotape what's going on. I know

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<v Speaker 4>they take pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, but you know, anytime the North Jersey crowd

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<v Speaker 4>comes down, we just got to take extra caution.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm not from North Jersey, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well the well Hoboken is listed here.

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<v Speaker 1>I know all grew up in Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we had the cops there one night. We were

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>A likely story. You guys left course, light, millerfe bottles everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, people drank and went out. I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 1>never crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you guys are slobs. You don't clean up after yourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Our neighbors said there was about eighteen people there at

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<v Speaker 4>one time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, there was never that many people.

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<v Speaker 3>Eighteen people in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, there was maybe one night when people came back

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<v Speaker 1>and hunt out.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah huh, But.

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<v Speaker 1>There was never that many people sleeping in the huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I see, mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>So eighteen people slept over No, that's you know, you're

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<v Speaker 4>violating the violating beech Even's coat.

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<v Speaker 1>It never happened Okay, you're really really ruining my workday.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you're ruining my workday because I have to replace

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<v Speaker 4>a saggy mattress that somebody rubbed uglies on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, okay, okay, uh, sorry that you're treating me

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<v Speaker 1>so meanly too.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm just doing my job.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You know I have other customers to take care of today.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there someone else I can talk to?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm the manager here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're not treating me very professionally.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. That wasn't in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Contract to treat me professionally.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't treat my house very professionally.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been treated this same before in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>Massachusetts girl. Let me tell you, welcome to the big city.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in the big city for a while. I

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<v Speaker 1>work here. Are you really from the Inn place?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, at this point, it's sounded like a phone tap,

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<v Speaker 1>is it really? Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was all Michelle's idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, I hate you Elvisan's phone. This phone table

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