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Speaker 1: Come on that last scene you, I can see that

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Speaker 3: I'm all right, yeah, coming back bitch that you got on?

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Speaker 2: Bitch as hell.

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Speaker 4: Girl, Damn, I need some in this.

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Speaker 2: You know what make these bomb sounds go away? Pussy?

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Speaker 1: You ain't never nobody like that.

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Speaker 2: No, no, but some day.

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Speaker 1: Ships in your.

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Speaker 5: Qualitys are racist.

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Speaker 2: The money.

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Speaker 5: Turkey stuff I can't tell me.

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Speaker 2: So we did a little deed deedy girl.

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Speaker 1: There it is.

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Speaker 3: There it is Ladies and gentlemen, welcome gentiles and little

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Speaker 3: Mama's a light to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 2: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy.

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Speaker 3: Theory and we finally worked to prove that Master p

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Speaker 3: has introduced some of the longest and most successful untalented

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Speaker 2: And we cherish him.

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Speaker 3: We we we value each and every untalented person he's

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Speaker 2: I'm like Stin Gernman and I'm dreaming Bory and I

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Speaker 4: You said, as much as you can, as much as

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Speaker 3: Listen, you can't love the Silta Shaker until the Silta

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Speaker 4: I think he does.

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Speaker 2: I think I think of any of that group, Silk

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Speaker 2: I think that he said, this is what I can

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Speaker 4: I have a beanie and a dream.

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Speaker 3: I will say he did seem like the most positive

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Speaker 4: Yes, I mean Murder.

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Speaker 3: We all know Murder not necessarily a good guy. He's

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Speaker 2: He didn't do a lot of name worthy stuff.

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Speaker 1: He was.

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Speaker 4: He was good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think, frankly the most talented person

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Speaker 3: they came out of the No Limit camp.

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Speaker 2: That was birth out of the No Limit camp. Was

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Speaker 3: I was about to say, boy, oh boy, is that

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Speaker 1: But weren't we all loaned No Limit soldiers? Weren't we all?

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Speaker 4: We were all No Limited soldiers?

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Speaker 2: Of course I told you, yeah, so much arm.

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Speaker 4: Come on, you know what My favorite No Limit song

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Speaker 3: I think in my heart they're still immature, but out

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Speaker 1: Just Brady hasn't slept since early two thousand. Kateles sleep heavy.

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Speaker 3: You've already heard our guest voice today. She's she's a

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Speaker 2: That we're doing.

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Speaker 3: Stories of dating, destiny and day jobs. She's wonderful. She's

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Speaker 1: Sloan Nigerian African. I'm a sister, Okay.

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Speaker 3: I can tell you loved your drop. I can tell

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Speaker 2: That's what Jo specifically. I wouldn't do that to other people.

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Speaker 1: No, no, listen, David knows I can take it. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 3: I feel weird about saying that now that there are

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Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for Tyler Perry to just go full

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, happened.

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Speaker 3: I think Tyler Perry network's coming soon.

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Speaker 1: It Oprah has her own network. What's stopping Tyler Perry

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Speaker 4: They'll finally bring back the game.

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Speaker 1: Bro, they would bring back the game.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know they brought it back.

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Speaker 4: It's brought back soeveral times.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they they had it on Paramount.

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Speaker 2: I did, and you enjoyed it?

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Speaker 4: I like the game. We got to get you on

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Speaker 3: I think a younger me could have been on the game.

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Speaker 3: Baby girl, All them niggas is five six. Let's not

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Speaker 4: You would have been Tasha Max's new love interest. You

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Speaker 1: You could have been Yeah, you could have fought Pooky.

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Speaker 3: You know what I day, Someday I'll get buff and

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Speaker 1: Men have been getting their abs lightbode for years, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much body fat you need to

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Speaker 4: Oh, you got to be close. Then what are you?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I'm not about to do that

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Speaker 3: Right, because their body fat is it's always a confusing

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Speaker 2: So very weak, and we should we should make space

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Speaker 1: No, we shouldn't weak adult man, there's so many we

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Speaker 2: What we need to draft here first, Georgia.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's why, that's why some of us are week

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're forgetting that a few of us

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Speaker 4: Y'all are.

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Speaker 2: For the rest. Inside.

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Speaker 1: Listen, there's no way I know for I know y'all

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Speaker 2: That's the nicest thing maybe you've said in the entire

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Speaker 1: I don't because I told you your alligator joke is

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Speaker 2: I won't war, you dot, you won't die.

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Speaker 4: You won't die. Like the Weekly French.

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Speaker 3: Staring at a picture of a lady who you have

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Speaker 3: You're right back.

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Speaker 3: No, we can't keep talking about war in the trenches.

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Speaker 3: We we have a wonderful conspiracy that you came to us,

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Speaker 2: We argued a lot about.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we've had multiple arguments about whether or not this

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Speaker 1: But listening to your own podcast, yeah, well.

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Speaker 2: We don't do that. You know what, I think I

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Speaker 4: That's I said that last night.

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Speaker 1: That could have been it, because yeah, because you were like,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, it's perfectly feasible what they were.

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Speaker 2: You said, my mama told.

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Speaker 1: Me the Miami mom had eight foot aliens. Well she

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Speaker 1: They wasn't There wasn't four feet you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you're coming at me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not four feet, but it feels

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what to tell you about that.

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Speaker 2: But I'm six two. I'm fine with it. You six too,

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Speaker 2: all of mine. Nah. No, Actually I had to get

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Speaker 3: Oh you've you've been telling people you were taller than you.

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Speaker 4: Are significantly damn and not even on some shit.

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Speaker 2: I just truly did not know because I didn't have

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Speaker 4: I just really didn't know.

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Speaker 4: No, I thought I was five to ten.

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Speaker 2: You're not, no. Five eight.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I'm five four. So everybody's taller than man.

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Speaker 2: See that's my problem with this. All you don't even

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Speaker 4: I do?

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Speaker 3: I do get frustrated with that, where like there'll be

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna tell you it

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Speaker 1: Well, if nobody believes that I'm five four, that's what

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Speaker 4: I'm five for no one believes you're pretty little?

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Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I thought it was like a

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Speaker 3: Like I'd say five ten to five eleven, depending on

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Speaker 4: That feels right?

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Speaker 2: See, and do I feel that much shorter than you?

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Speaker 3: You're shorter than me for sure.

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Speaker 6: That feels like in.

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Speaker 2: An attack and I'm not trying to do all that.

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Speaker 1: But but no, I'm shorter than everybody. Like. No one's

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Speaker 1: This is why I think it makes sense to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why we was doing this. They don't

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Speaker 1: What all we were saying was hey, row was good,

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Speaker 4: See.

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Speaker 2: That's why I feel like LA makes sense to me

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Speaker 1: No, they're not crazy looking, but I'm saying it's just

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Speaker 3: Two thousand, oh two thousands.

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Speaker 3: It was January. Earlier this year, a video circulated of

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Speaker 1: It was January this year, maybe it was a maybe

452
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Speaker 1: when I was doing a podcast or something. I don't know.

453
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 1: So the videos them outside Miami Dade is outside.

454
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 3: And they're walking, strolling, I would say, very casually, walking

455
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 3: as police circle, tons of police cars, tons of police

456
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 3: cars circling these giant alien looking creatures, and uh, the

457
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,199
Speaker 3: everybody is speculating as to whether or not these are

458
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 3: real aliens or AI or some sort of combination of

459
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 3: both or kids.

460
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 1: Zenoan's thought that it was just like people in costumes,

461
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 1: like on a Jim Henson situation on a industrial light

462
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: and magic fucking the Walt Disney of it all, like

463
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: no one like a costume wasn't the next thing.

464
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 3: I think it probably was speculated. I do think we've

465
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,919
Speaker 3: moved out of a place culturally of practical props, and

466
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 3: that's disappointing.

467
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,959
Speaker 4: I think cgi FU the whole shit up.

468
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 3: I think CG I really fucked it up so that

469
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 3: we don't even think about practical being an option any more.

470
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 2: And I saw it coming as soon as I saw

471
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 2: Deep Blue Sea, I said, we're doomed.

472
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

473
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Like when I goot of that new

474
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park movie that he was just looking at dots.

475
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, ain't no animatronics, no more, No,

476
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 1: what happened that those people used to eat? Bro? They

477
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: was really out here.

478
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 2: It was all practical effects.

479
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really Park is still fucking kind of

480
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 3: scary because they had real you know, practical.

481
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 1: Somebody had to put teeth in a motherfucker's head. Bro. Yeah,

482
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: dinnisaur somebody to make a little thing with the fans.

483
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 3: So that's the one they recorded originally.

484
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 2: Wait before we go, Before we go to Break, I

485
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 2: think we should decide who here believes in aliens absolutely.

486
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 3: I definitely believe in aliens.

487
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 4: Okay, same, so we're all on the same page.

488
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it would be foolish, frankly to even uh.

489
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 3: I think anybody who doesn't even kind of believe in

490
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 3: the possibility of life outside of this planet is a

491
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 3: goddamn idiot.

492
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I agree it's too big.

493
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 3: Now, whether or not they're coming to this planet is

494
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 3: more up for debate, but yes, but we ain't alone

495
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 3: in this universe. Stupid And if you say otherwise, I

496
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 3: hate you.

497
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Speaker 1: Well it's interesting because it's like people like, there's the

498
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: there's the you know, excuse people say like, well, you know,

499
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Speaker 1: as a Christian, you know, I don't believe that, like

500
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: there's aliens. I was like, but as a Christian, you

501
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: should like, what do you mean? I was like, if

502
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: God is so powerful it created the heavens and the

503
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 1: Earth in the entire universe, why would you limit God's

504
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 1: power to just one planet when the universe is so

505
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: big and there's thousands of planets. You think he only

506
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: did this one time.

507
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's a space thing I don't even know about.

508
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's a space thing. With all the space,

509
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 2: why would it just why would he make all these

510
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: other shit to just make life on this place? It

511
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense.

512
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've often equated Christianity to like those niggas who

513
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 3: ain't never left their neighborhood, like like you believe all

514
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 3: that stuff because you ain't never left Chicago.

515
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 4: But there's the best the world.

516
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, maybe if you ain't been nowhere.

517
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: But that's always interesting to me because they said, like

518
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: most people live within a fifty mile radius of where

519
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: they were born. And I'm just like, oh, I've been

520
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: to forty six states, forty five states, So it's just

521
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: an odd thing because it's just like but then I

522
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: have to think about there's the other side of it

523
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 1: where it's like when you start thinking about how big

524
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: the universe is, it can break your brain sometimes. So

525
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: like if there was a Neil de grasse tysan show Netflix,

526
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: and he was saying like, if you take how old

527
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: the universe is then human beings and you and you

528
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: equate it to a calendar, a twelve month calendar, then

529
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: the existence of human beings is like the last minute

530
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: of the last day. It's like eleven fifty nine if

531
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: you put the entire existence of the universe on a

532
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,479
Speaker 1: twelve month calendar. And I was watching it and I

533
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: was like, Nope, I'm a smart person. I didn't suck

534
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: it need that, and they made it.

535
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 4: I think not really, I find it comforting.

536
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: Well, it's like because a dinosaur is like the last hour,

537
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, meh, what I'm saying.

538
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: Is that actual.

539
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to do in a day. But like

540
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: if you think too much about how big things are,

541
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: it's just like yeah, but I still want to eat

542
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: a sandwich later, So like it's all right, you know,

543
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,479
Speaker 1: I still got to get my brother some moramen when

544
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: I get back to La So because I so like

545
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: the universe is massive, you know, you're just you're full

546
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: of star stuff and you know in the big spectrum

547
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: of the thing, and aliens are coming and trying to

548
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: buy Jordan's But because how big with their feet.

549
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 3: At least fifteen they're ten feet, they're I think they're

550
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: heading into the shacks. They got to be like twenty two's.

551
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: And yeah, because I'm six foot and I got a program.

552
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 2: I love the motherfucker telling us these five ages and.

553
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 3: Then turning till six feet within moments. Brilliant, brilliant.

554
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: Wait, you were telling people you were six foot when

555
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: you lived in the house.

556
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 4: I thought it was five ten.

557
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: Okay, you lived with Marcella and Solomon for a very

558
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: long time.

559
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 2: All my friends are tall. I'm fucking sick of that ship.

560
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 2: There's the other thing about it. I'm sorry for yelling.

561
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 2: It's just like the other thing about it is you

562
00:27:54,480 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: start hanging out with these six four sixty five freaks, Nna,

563
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 2: you lose yourself in it. You lose yourself. All you

564
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: know is that you're down there and nobody even cares.

565
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,959
Speaker 2: Nobody even cares. What's the difference, what's the difference between

566
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 2: five and seven and five eleven? If you your fucking

567
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 2: best friends are six foot four? I got I got

568
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: four friends six foot four, good ones. Well, I'll say this.

569
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 3: When we come back, we are going to find out

570
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 3: if whether or not David was in fact living with

571
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 3: those big ass aliens in the Miami Mall or Solomon, Georgia.

572
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 3: And we're gonna take a break. We're gonna be back

573
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 3: with more Ma Mama told me, and more Dulce Slum.

574
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

575
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 3: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

576
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 3: and it's it's fucking great.

577
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 2: We love it so much.

578
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 4: Just sleek, it's sexy.

579
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: On you want to tell them what we have? Yeah,

580
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 2: we have three different types of hats, which is really fun.

581
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: We have a two tone hat, an alien dad hat,

582
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 2: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

583
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 2: the enamel pen with the alien who has a koofie

584
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 2: on it since my mama told me. And then we

585
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 2: have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is.

586
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 4: Who you are.

587
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

588
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 3: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a

589
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 3: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and

590
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 3: we would love for you to get some if you

591
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 3: haven't got it already, and we want you to have

592
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 3: all the sweet stuff, so get it.

593
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 2: King Kong ain't got on me. We are back, not

594
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: talking about King Kong, but another mythical beast. We're talking

595
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 2: about the aliens in Miami with those sloan Okay.

596
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 3: When this news comes out, don't say you obviously are

597
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 3: tracking it. You're from Miami. Emmy, you see this, do

598
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 3: you immediately believe? Do you start to say, I know

599
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 3: you're saying that there is a real possibility, but how

600
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 3: much of this are you like fully bought into? Are

601
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 3: you just like having fun with the joy of like

602
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 3: playing the game?

603
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: I believe it so quick. I didn't even do further research.

604
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 2: That's what we like to hear on this podcast.

605
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: I saw just a little bit in that video and

606
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: that was like sustained, and I just went on. I

607
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, accurate, sounds right. Why I was like,

608
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 1: I said, why wouldn't they go to Miami?

609
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 2: I think everybody should go to Miami once.

610
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh, believe me, I've been, and it's it's a I've been.

611
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: I used to live there, I was born there, and

612
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: it's a great place to visit. It's not an amazing

613
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: place to live. It's been hard to get a job

614
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: since Hurricane Andrew, so since Clinton was in office to

615
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: spend It's already be rich to live there. So, and

616
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: you have to speak at aspect. It's why I speak Spanish.

617
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: It's because I learned it in school.

618
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 4: But she was from some island nation.

619
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm black.

620
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I thought I thought your mama was Puerto Rican.

621
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: I thought, like Dominic, I thought you were from a

622
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: Spanish speaking place.

623
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Speaker 1: My mama had a Cuban friend named Dulce when she

624
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: went to hair school.

625
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 3: I assumed I assumed your middle name was le I didn't.

626
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did think it had something.

627
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: To do with the kid.

628
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: My middle name was Lazaria. That's I don't know what

629
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: to make La is the feminine virsion of Lazarus.

630
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I believe you. Oh, like.

631
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: From the Bible.

632
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they came back from the day right.

633
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: Yes, she's a resurrected here.

634
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 4: And then my mom was like, what if he was

635
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 4: a girl?

636
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: Well, my aunt came my I never know that was

637
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: the thing. My aunt gave me my middle name. But

638
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: when I was first, when they first named me, my

639
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: name was flipped. So originally my first name was lazarre

640
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: Ye and my middle name was Dulcer. And then my

641
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: mother changed it, and then she changed it and then

642
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: she and the last time she changed it, she had

643
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: how it is now And the nurse was like this,

644
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: you have to like put a birth figare or a typewriter.

645
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: And I talked about it in the book and the

646
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: nurse was like, I'm not coming back up here with

647
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: this typewriter. So this is your daughter's name.

648
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa.

649
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: So if she'd have put her foot down just one

650
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: time before, my name would have been Lazaria Dulcir.

651
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: Shout out to those typewriter birth certificates for looking fake

652
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 2: as hell. Bro, my ship looks my ship looks not

653
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: real for counter fit. Okay, bro, my ship is oriented

654
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: fucking long way. It's not landscape portrait. It's portrait and

655
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: it just says father's birthplace Africa, Mother's I swear I

656
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: got it because my mom said it to me in

657
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: the mail. Because you know, I ain't have I D

658
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: for like four years, and then you got to get

659
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: a birth certificate to get your ID back.

660
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: ID for four years.

661
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 4: Okay, that's not what this is about.

662
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: No, nigga, you are a black man walking around with

663
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: no ID for four years.

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Speaker 4: Lee, I don't like to have it on me now.

665
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 2: The point is that I got my birth certificate and

666
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 2: I was like, Mommy, this this can't be real, right.

667
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 3: I will say it does make me feel a little

668
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 3: bit of nostalgia for eighties style racism where you could

669
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 3: just be like Africa. Yeah, we don't get that kind

670
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 3: of good, clean racism that was peer straight from the

671
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 3: earth racism.

672
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: Like I had friends who were like I think, friends

673
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: that had they born Maybe like, if that's the case

674
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: that anyone who had friends like born like so your

675
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: parents are say like Mexico, or like you're or some

676
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: ship like that.

677
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I think they would have done countries in

678
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: other places they would have I think they would have

679
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: said Italy.

680
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 4: I think because it was Africa, they.

681
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 3: Just said, yeah, yeah, we're like two weeks out from

682
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 3: doing that now, you know what I mean, Like, we're

683
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 3: just now treating those nations like they're different.

684
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, A bunch of people found out about Ghana. Yeah,

685
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 2: truly Ghana changed the game.

686
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 3: No, because it was just Nigeria for the whole of

687
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 3: my life, and I was like, y'all could come for

688
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 3: free Nigeria South Africa.

689
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 2: And that's what I was gonna say. Those were the

690
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 2: Those were the big ones. But Ethiopia was mostly just

691
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 2: for jokes. It was only a bit. We weren't even

692
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 2: I didn't.

693
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 3: I didn't even realize they were so fucking bad in

694
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 3: Ethiopia because we were just calling them little hungry boys

695
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 3: my whole life. And then I saw an Ethiopia woman.

696
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 3: I was like, these are the baddest human beings. They're

697
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 3: the PLAUTI what are we making fun of here?

698
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: Well, the other wild part is that we never think

699
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: about Egypt as being like we think of Egypt mean

700
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: born in Africa. But other people, well, it's well one

701
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: was so crazy.

702
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 2: I don't think egypt that either.

703
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 4: They're like they're going to be Middle Eastern. They're like,

704
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 4: we're basically Arabs.

705
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I know a lot of y'all are over there.

706
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: But but the thing is because like there's a guy

707
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: that I know is so there's a like an agent

708
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: or mandra I know, and so his family's Egyptian and

709
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it because he was talking about it.

710
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: I was like, he's saying, it's crazy that like technically

711
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: he's African American, yeah, but also technically Charlie Starhin is

712
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: African American. Yes, yeah, But she's smart enough not to

713
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: ever talk about it.

714
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 2: And I praise she doesn't. I hope for her the.

715
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: Day she does is the day where it's just like, well,

716
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: I think she's made jokes about it, certainly, but I

717
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: hope she never genuinely comes out and it's like as

718
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: an African American. But the one time there was some

719
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: award show and it was just like she won an

720
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: award and they said something about her being like the

721
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: first African to win X award, and I think everybody

722
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: went what she was kind of.

723
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 4: Like a B E T Award too.

724
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 2: I'm not showing to listen, Charlie.

725
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: Bro I've got a n double a CP. I got

726
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: two ACP Awards, and them ceremonies are interesting.

727
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 4: I'll say that, is it better than other ceremonies.

728
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: I'll say that I've been to the Emmys like four

729
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: or five times and they've never had a cash bar.

730
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 4: Hmm. God damn it a c and it.

731
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: Was and it was spawned. And what was so crazy

732
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: about it being a cash bar is that they had

733
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: this big sign thing that it was sponsored by American

734
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: Airlines because if you remember American, so at one point

735
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: the NAACP had put a travel advisory against American airlines,

736
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: You're saying that black people shouldn't travel on American And

737
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 1: then a year later American Airlines was like, we gave

738
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: you niggas a bar. Oh, but only at like the

739
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: non televised part of the ceremony. And it was a

740
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: cash bar.

741
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: Luckily, it was also sponsored by Contour Ludacris's Kognac for

742
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: free produce.

743
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: And Buzzball sponsored the god damn it, no, that's.

744
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 3: Not for real went on and drink Buzzball or used

745
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 3: to drink buzzballs.

746
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 4: Don't do that. I didn't used to drink buzzballs. I've

747
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 4: had buzzballs because they used to sell them.

748
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: On Spirit when Spirit first came out. That's how you

749
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: had a buzzball. Was flying a Spirit Airlines flight. All right,

750
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: everybody's so great, everybody's so rich that everybody so everybody

751
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: so rich on this podcast. All right, excuse me for living.

752
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 3: I'm wait a minute, let's be clear. I'm not judging

753
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 3: trying a buzzball.

754
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 2: We all have. I'm not judging flying Spirit. We all had.

755
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 2: The combinations is fucking nuts.

756
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 4: It was.

757
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: I've not had a buzzball, nor have I bet on Spirit.

758
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: Well, well that's that's what you did.

759
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: You die?

760
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, breaking, Might we fan you with our big ass leafs?

761
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 5: Yes?

762
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sorry, Queen.

763
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: Never had hurried up of us have had to get

764
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 3: to pussy quick fast and.

765
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: Shirts.

766
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get to Houston for twenty six dollars.

767
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 1: Bory, you were writing Spirit to get the pussy.

768
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 2: No, no, I think I was. I'm pretty sure I

769
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 2: flew to cleveling, which, now when I say the whole

770
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 2: story out loud, this motherfucker was going to Cleveland. He

771
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 2: said the steartess, do they call you that on Spirit?

772
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: Bring me your finest buzzball? No, because what it happened

773
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 2: was it was early Spirit and I paid. If you

774
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 2: paid like forty bucks, you could get the front seat

775
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 2: in Spirit, and it's a bigger seat. It's like a

776
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 2: first first class seat. So I was like, shit, I'm

777
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 2: up here, and uh yeah, they have buzzballs on there. Yeah.

778
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: Then I called fight and you just go, hey, bitch, skyhor.

779
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 2: Shitty liqueur you could offer me. I need something to

780
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 2: wash down the compliment you get?

781
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: What do you what do you pair with these hot fries?

782
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 4: Yeah?

783
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 3: Keep in mind alone, is there a drink you have

784
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 3: that's gonna make me scratch my neck incessantly for the

785
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 3: next two hours?

786
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: So when I stopped pedaling to keep the playing the

787
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: sky to quench my thirst.

788
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 3: So, uh, it is worth noting as it relates to

789
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 3: these eight to ten feet aliens, is that the conspiracy

790
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 3: was almost immediately denied. The Miami police sort of came

791
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 3: forward saying that this was the antics of a bunch

792
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 3: of children, a bunch of juveniles, several juveniles, as it's quoted,

793
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 3: and Forbes did a write up on it were arrested

794
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 3: for basically it seems like having like a mass brawl

795
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 3: at the mall and that's what caused all the people

796
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 3: to run. That's what caused all the police to show up.

797
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 3: They got in this big ass fight. And the footage

798
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 3: is said of these aliens walking is actually said to

799
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 3: be just two to three police officers walking towards the

800
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 3: arrested individuals and not these large aliens they suggest them

801
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 3: to be.

802
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 1: So the smoke what distorted? Maybe, so it was just

803
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: like because they were like setting off fireworks and all

804
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: kinds of shit. Yeah, So is it like the smoke

805
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: and the fire Is it like just distortion of like

806
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: light and like fireworks smoke or whatever. So it's just

807
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: like casting long shadows.

808
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a pretty low quality video.

809
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 3: It's at night, and it's from a substantial distance, and

810
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 3: I think they say that basically it's the eyes tricking

811
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 3: you into seeing ten feet aliens eight to ten, which

812
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 3: I don't even know how from that distance we're landing

813
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 3: on the numbers that we're landing on.

814
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 2: But the cop cars, right, that's probably how they.

815
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like they're not next to them, next to them,

816
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 3: at least from the video I saw.

817
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: See one, I saw some at eight, and then another

818
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: article said saw ten. So I'm just like two feet

819
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: is a fucking line.

820
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lot of cop cars and obviously,

821
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 3: like whoever is walking looks larger than you know what

822
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 3: you would expect a regular person to look like that said,

823
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 3: They're saying it's multiple people and it's just shadows and

824
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 3: weird sort of like distortion.

825
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's crazy that they're talking about this, Like,

826
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: I mean, one who doesn't know people who have gotten

827
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: into a brawl at a mall. It's very much like

828
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: a green Eggs and hand like, well, we all have

829
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: friends who got in a fight or got in too

830
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: a brawl technically.

831
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: All yeah, I don't even guy who used to go

832
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 2: to the mall to fight m he went prison later.

833
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 4: How's he doing now?

834
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 2: Though, actually he came out.

835
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: How is he?

836
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 2: No?

837
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 4: I mean he can't. He got out and then he

838
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 4: came out.

839
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 2: Oh okay, he was doing well.

840
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

841
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: But then I think back to his behavior back then,

842
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: and I think that it feels like there was like

843
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 2: some frustration with the world, like because to be eighteen

844
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 2: nineteen and his dad was a cop, and to be

845
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 2: that young to be like let's go to the mall

846
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 2: and fuck people up, you know what I mean. It

847
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: just felt like maybe he was fighting.

848
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: He did to put it, I'm sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

849
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: I think honestly, I was thinking about that the other day,

850
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: just like growing up, like there weren't a lot of

851
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: openly gay kids at my high school and then like no,

852
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: and I went a very like diversary mixed high school,

853
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: and then I was thinking recently like there's so many

854
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: kids now that get to not only openly be gay,

855
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: but like date and go to like and have date

856
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: and go to prom and and it's just like it's honestly,

857
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 1: it makes me like so happy because I think about

858
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: for so long people like hot. I'm not going to

859
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: say like too much. Was also just like I think

860
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: it's also good for other people to see in the

861
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 1: same way, just like we look at de sagregation or

862
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: women getting rights and all this other stuff. It's like

863
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: it makes everybody better when other people can get right.

864
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: It just has to be like just all these things

865
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 1: that all of the anger and stuff and like because

866
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: that guy had that anger and he would go out

867
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: and fight, and then that would affect other people's lives.

868
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 4: Oh so light skinning.

869
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: So some of it was innate, y'all, y'all, y'all, listen, listen.

870
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 3: Nobody today. I was minding my goddamn business. We did

871
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 3: a whole episode we made peace, and here you come.

872
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 2: I was being peace.

873
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: I've always said what he was like light skin dudes.

874
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: I've always thought it was like, light skinned dudes are

875
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: weak and dark skinned women are aggressive. Okay, always, That's

876
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: what I'm saying as a stereotype. I'm saying the stereotype

877
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: that there is light skin dudes are weak and dark

878
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: skinned women are aggressive. I think this is a wild

879
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: ass stereotype. And I'm like, I want, like, if you

880
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: talk about my mama told me I would know where

881
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: these two things came from. For somebody acting real light skin.

882
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: We never apply this to women, and then dark skinned men.

883
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: We don't see. It's like there's not this stereotype around

884
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: because there's no stereots around lights. Like the stereos type

885
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: around light skin women is that they're uppity and that

886
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: they're fougie. And then but I don't know what world

887
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 1: stereotype there is arend like dark skinned men.

888
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 2: Sensitive dark skin man, I'm just trying to fly under

889
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 2: the radar. Let's not stir any of this I.

890
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: Can tell you.

891
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 4: But I'm the strongest, uh.

892
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: I can tell you as a as a as a

893
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: mid toned woman. No one says shit to me.

894
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 4: So that's where you want to be.

895
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 2: Listen, you guys six Like I.

896
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: Remember being in school being like, man, this like conduction

897
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: ship is a problem because it's like nigga, if you're

898
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: midnight or noon, hey, if you're six pm.

899
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 3: Fine, yeah, we we fine peace every day.

900
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 1: Because y'all are y'all. First of all, you're intelligent people

901
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: who can get through a war.

902
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, keep going.

903
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 3: We have to we have to go to another break.

904
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 3: But before we do, it's also worth noting that or

905
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 3: rather when we come back, and this is maybe a

906
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 3: better way of framing this up. I did do some

907
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 3: research on where the the possibility of this might actually

908
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 3: actually exist. I landed on something that I'd love to

909
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 3: unpack with you all about the possibility of any validity

910
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 3: for this Miami conspiracy, even though it's seems to be

911
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 3: just a bunch of badass kids fist fighting at the mall.

912
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 3: So we're gonna take a break, we're gonna be back

913
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 3: with more doselet song, more my mama told me, and

914
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 3: we're gonna talk more about these aliens. We're calling upon

915
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 3: you because we have new merch. We have very exciting

916
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 3: merch that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great.

917
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 3: We love it so much.

918
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 4: Just sleek, it's sexy.

919
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have? Yeah,

920
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: we have three different types of hats, which is really fun.

921
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 2: We have a two tone hat, an alien dad hat,

922
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

923
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,720
Speaker 2: the enamel pin with an alien who has a coofie

924
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 2: on it since my mama told me. And then we

925
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 2: have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is.

926
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 4: Who you are.

927
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

928
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 3: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a

929
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 3: brand new name, but it's a same merch and we

930
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 3: would love for you to get some if you haven't

931
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 3: got it already, and we want you to have all

932
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 3: the sweet stuff, so get it.

933
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 4: I want you to know this.

934
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 7: If your prayers include me to stop drinking, stop smoking,

935
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 7: and stop having fun and stop.

936
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 4: Watching these little bitches spop the ads.

937
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 7: If your prayers include any of those things and not

938
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 7: gonna work because of rejecting them all. And I will

939
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 7: be continuing in my saying we could ask motherfucking ways.

940
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 4: I gets it that the way you want to put.

941
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 3: Yep, we're back. That is the leader of this podcast.

942
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 3: That is my grandfather, a gentleman who inspires us every day.

943
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 3: We don't know his name or where he is, but

944
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 3: we trust him and the Lord's prayers. With Olivia's writing,

945
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,280
Speaker 3: that man said.

946
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: Take your prayers and keep them because I ain't stopping

947
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,959
Speaker 1: doing now thing I'm doing over here.

948
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 3: Come on, we're still talking about the possibilities that there

949
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 3: are ten feet eight to ten feet aliens walking around malls,

950
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 3: specifically in Miami. And one of the things that I

951
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 3: landed on, or rather wanted to unpack with you all,

952
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 3: is that this gray alien conversation is in fact a

953
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 3: real one. Grays, as they're commonly referred to, are sort

954
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 3: of a very I guess, stereotypical alien breed that is

955
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 3: often associated with visiting the planet Earth.

956
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 2: It's the ones you see, it's the ones you tend

957
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: to see, right, Like, no distinct features, kind of fuzzy outlines,

958
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 2: humanoid body, yeah, big eyes.

959
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 3: Big ass head.

960
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: My ex side of roommate that looked like that.

961
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 2: Well, that's unfortunate.

962
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 3: And the idea of waking up in the middle of

963
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 3: the night and seeing that walk past your room seems

964
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 3: haunting at the very least.

965
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: And you stayed downstairs.

966
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 3: Okay, he knew he was ugly, and he knew he

967
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 3: was gray.

968
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: I like that he was needed some vitamin D. Saw

969
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: you just need like some just some sunlight really would

970
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: have helped him.

971
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 3: But there are multiple sort of like incidents where people

972
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 3: claim to have seen these quote unquote grays out in

973
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 3: the world. And I'm curious to hear you all's thoughts

974
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 3: as it relates to that. Do you believe in the

975
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 3: grays walking around and it just isn't in this Miami mall?

976
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 3: Or do you think like maybe this is the police

977
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,280
Speaker 3: trying to throw a little bit of a red herring

978
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 3: a wrench into what ultimately is a real thing. Where

979
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 3: where do you live in the aliens looking humanoid and

980
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 3: walking around vibe a bit?

981
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 4: All?

982
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: It's such a tough It's such a tough Because I

983
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:47,240
Speaker 2: thought about this before, is that other planets sustaining life

984
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 2: humanoid is like it feels kind of arrogant to assume

985
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 2: that it.

986
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 4: Will look just like us. Who knows there's infinite ways

987
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 4: to be mobile, you know what I'm saying. So like

988
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 4: for some than to be shaped exactly like us does

989
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 4: feel like more of a red herring to me, just

990
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 4: in that like that makes it easier to understand, right,

991
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 4: if they're like they look like people, kind of that

992
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 4: people can understand, as opposed to like some creature from

993
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 4: a planet that is set up completely different and has

994
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 4: to set you know what, You know what I mean,

995
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 4: like a physical setup to be to be adapted to

996
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 4: that planet. Who knows if arms and legs is the

997
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 4: best you know what I mean? They got they they

998
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 4: got wheels, they got six dicks. We don't know what

999
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 4: they're on over there.

1000
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't hope they don't have six. That seems

1001
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 3: like a lot to focus on.

1002
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 2: But but I don't know how their brains are built. Deal,

1003
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm a human being.

1004
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 3: I have limited perspective one with a dick, So yeah,

1005
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 3: maybe six is the right number.

1006
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: Well then, because they could, like if you think of

1007
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: the diversity of life on the planet Earth, and of

1008
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: all the ways that animals on the creatures on Earth

1009
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 1: exist move because like there's ocean planet, so everybody could

1010
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: be in the water, right, there could be. There's like

1011
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: Venus is a very gaseous planet, and so the interesting

1012
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: thing about Venus is that a day on Venus is

1013
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: longer than a year on Venus.

1014
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 2: So I don't understand it takes it takes.

1015
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: Longer for Venus to rotate once than it does for

1016
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: it to go around the Sun. Oh. Interesting, So the

1017
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: way we measure a day is one rotation of the Earth,

1018
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 1: so it takes Venus like maybe, but it's not. It's

1019
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: not huge. It's not like twenty days in the year.

1020
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaker 1: It's like it's not a huge difference, but it's basically

1021
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 1: almost the same. It takes about the same. So it's

1022
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: like a it's like two hundred and sixty six days

1023
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: to rotate with twenty sixty five days get around there

1024
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: to get around the Sun. So it's also it's like

1025
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: we're carbon based life forms, but if you look at

1026
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: like the periodic table, there's so many other life forms,

1027
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 1: Like there was like a whole thing on XBOS where

1028
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: it was just like there were silicon based life forms,

1029
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's so many elements in

1030
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: a periodic table. There's so many ways for a planet

1031
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: to exist, like Jupiter. That big red spot on Jupiter

1032
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: is technically like a hurricane, but it's three earths wide,

1033
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: is how big it is, and so and that's been

1034
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: swirling since we discovered other planets, so for us to

1035
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 1: go and then certain planets have like a more gravity

1036
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: or less gravity, like the Moon has less gravity. So

1037
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: the way that we look is based upon our atmosphere

1038
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: and our gravity and how we interact with our planet.

1039
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: But if you have less gravity, then it's like people

1040
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: go to space, they lose density in their bones. And

1041
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: that's always the issue with astronauts. They lose bone density.

1042
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: So it's just like if you have less gravity, you

1043
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: bounce it around. So these niggas means because go the

1044
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:03,439
Speaker 1: other way.

1045
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:09,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like here's that movie I was listening to day.

1046
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 3: I was listening to a daily podcast not too long

1047
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 3: ago where they were talking about astronauts going to space

1048
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 3: and how like they're they're not actually like astronauts are

1049
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 3: coming back essentially like sick and not not sick, but

1050
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 3: just sort of less healthy than they were if they

1051
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 3: stay too long in space, and it is sort of

1052
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 3: like the now current concern that they have with like

1053
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 3: can we sustain life outside of this planet because of

1054
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 3: the loss of bone density, because of all the negative

1055
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 3: effects that space sort of has on the body that

1056
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 3: they weren't preparing for and don't really know how to

1057
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 3: counteract just yet. And so to that point, to be

1058
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 3: able to exist outside of this planet means that you

1059
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 3: can't really be taking on a human form in the

1060
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 3: way that we expect these things to look. And that's

1061
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 3: really just us being ego maniacs and being like.

1062
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 4: I really look like me.

1063
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 2: I mean, that's but that's why it also feels like

1064
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 2: it's fed down from the government, right, It's like that's

1065
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 2: why it feels like it's a red herring, because why

1066
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 2: would it be similar to us?

1067
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: But anyway, I also think that it's just like it's

1068
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: not completely unfeasible that a biped movement isn't because it's

1069
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: just like, I mean, right, like if you look like

1070
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 1: you know, there's other animals that are bipedal, and it's

1071
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: not a lot of animals, but that.

1072
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 4: It seems like the least effect.

1073
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 2: It does feel like the least effective, Like they don't

1074
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 2: even know why we got bipedal, like why we stood

1075
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 2: up right.

1076
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: And so, but because we stood up, we were able to,

1077
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 1: you know, make TikTok. So it's like there's so many

1078
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: things that got created just because of how our bodies are.

1079
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: But like if we have stayed like if we have

1080
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: stayed in that the evolution before us, where you're like,

1081
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: if you look at how other animals evolved and how

1082
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: other animals didn't evolve, like the horseshoe crab was the

1083
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: least evolved animal on the planet, but then you look

1084
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: at sharks, and sharks have survived multiple extinctions of other

1085
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:20,919
Speaker 1: like multiple mass extinctions, and they haven't evolved as much

1086
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: as other animals.

1087
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 2: So yeahficient, that's an efficient body style, right.

1088
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 1: It's just like we did the thing and we in

1089
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: the ocean.

1090
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 4: It works this year.

1091
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 3: I'm glad you brought up the ocean because part of

1092
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 3: what I was sort of like curious about as we

1093
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 3: were talking about this, if we're talking about aliens and

1094
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 3: the ways that they take on different forms, is how

1095
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 3: often we're discovering new species out of the fucking plant,

1096
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, the ocean specifically, and like

1097
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 3: even just as of February twenty seventh of this year,

1098
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 3: national geographic public articles talking about meet the newest walking fish,

1099
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 3: a bright red creature out of Chile that basically is

1100
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 3: like a red, tiny little motherfucker that walks on its

1101
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 3: fins and it looks insane and silly and they're just

1102
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,439
Speaker 3: now finding that thing. And so the idea that that

1103
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 3: may not have come originally from this planet seems just

1104
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 3: as feasible to me as these ten foot alien things whatever,

1105
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 3: you know what I mean that like our understanding of

1106
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 3: it is we don't know, And that's sort of my

1107
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 3: point is like we don't know where any of these

1108
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 3: things come from, and so bipedal not bipedal, it all

1109
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 3: seems like we're just making up stuff to comfort ourselves

1110
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 3: more than actually like land on real evidence.

1111
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: When you look at science. Science was just like why

1112
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: are we here? Let's start figuring shit out, because like

1113
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: I always think about like I've always been interested in

1114
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: herbalism because it's like because you've ever been to like

1115
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: a Chinese herb shop or like one of those places

1116
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: where it's just like, okay, this is what's wrong with

1117
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,919
Speaker 1: your body. We put these things together, boom, this will help.

1118
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: But also it's hey, we put. But if poison ivy

1119
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: touches you, it'll take you out. You can eat one

1120
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: plant and get better, you can eat another plant and die, right,

1121
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: and then this plant is food, but this plant ate food.

1122
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: It's fruit, but you can't eat it. And so when

1123
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: I when you look at just the diversity of plants,

1124
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: and you look at the diversity of like different creatures

1125
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: and we're still going to the bottom of the ocean

1126
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: and finding all kinds of things. If Earth itself has

1127
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: so much diversity that it only makes sense that off Earth.

1128
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: But it's just like remember as a kid when you

1129
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: learned about those like bioluliness and animals that that look ugly,

1130
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: angler fish that they lily their bodies had to create

1131
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: life so they could see other motherfuckers to eat them, right,

1132
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: And it's like if if a species can adapt to

1133
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: create light in the depths of the ocean, it's like,

1134
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: you know, maybe there's some creature that just was like, listen,

1135
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: I just want a baby fat jacket, And where am

1136
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: I going to be able to get this? I just

1137
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: want to see, like I know I'm another from another planet,

1138
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: but these give bus I know, Okay.

1139
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 4: It's baby fat jacket. He goes head in hand.

1140
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: You know what that girl you know, maybe that's my mo.

1141
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 1: Mom never got me a baby fat jacket because she

1142
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: don't want me out here. I can like reckless cause

1143
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: those girls always had liploss al the type party sail

1144
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: and always got pregnant high school.

1145
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby fat, baby fat is for fast women. Listen, Oh,

1146
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 2: don't laugh like I'm saying something crazy. I'm enjoying the joke.

1147
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 2: What do you want for me?

1148
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 4: Okay? But I can't laugh for you.

1149
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 2: You just want me to sit here and look dumb.

1150
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 2: What do you want? That was funny.

1151
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: I want there to be I want I want there

1152
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 1: to be a I want us to I think, But

1153
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: I would say one I think is also ego, like

1154
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: those are they they have those movies. Whenever they have

1155
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: those movies, where's just like the aliens have come and

1156
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: take over. I also think that's ego as well, because.

1157
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 2: Might be trash compared to other planets.

1158
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: But look what white but white people are writing those stories.

1159
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: But look what their ancestors did when they found a

1160
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: new place. They didn't try to cohabitate. They took the

1161
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: fuck over. They didn't go, hey, what y'all doing over here?

1162
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: We got on a boat, we got think we want

1163
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: to fall with the eggs of fucking aren't kind of

1164
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 1: find out it was mos niggas on the other side.

1165
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we breathed and y'all died to just fucking

1166
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: take y'all over. If you come from a group of

1167
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 1: people who, as soon as they met another group of

1168
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: people took the fuck over, then of course they're assumed

1169
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: in the same way, like the ego, the ego of

1170
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: being by you know, being a biped and standing up

1171
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 1: straight and having those features. It's of course if new

1172
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: motherfuckers get here, they want to take over if we have,

1173
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: and take over take what we have. But I'm just like,

1174
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: we could be an awful this could be we could

1175
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: be a hood.

1176
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 2: We might be a hood. Yeah, planetary wise, we're killing it.

1177
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 2: That's like a bad That's a bad sign.

1178
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: Earth is ghetto because if you think about it, if

1179
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: I was an alien just off to looking at how

1180
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 1: we treat each other and we know where motherfuckers come from,

1181
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 1: I would be so afraid to tell humans that I

1182
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: was here.

1183
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 4: Also, you come down here, the water's all dirty, the

1184
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 4: air's all dirty. This shit is like Rockaway Beach.

1185
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: Bro and as someone who was taking that place and

1186
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 1: I was afraid to. I wouldn't get my knees, I

1187
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't go past my thighs because I was worried about

1188
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:44,919
Speaker 1: getting that water on my hua.

1189
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, don't fuck with city water.

1190
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm literally not friends with the person anymore who took

1191
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: us to that beach because I said where we wanted

1192
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 1: to go, and we ended up there. There was a

1193
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: pamper and a sandwich that floated past us, and I

1194
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: was like, I am never gonna speak to you.

1195
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 4: Can you tell me that's not the hood in our

1196
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 4: most famous city.

1197
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 2: That's the water. I hope i'n't related.

1198
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 3: I hope it was a sandwich and a pamper that

1199
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:08,959
Speaker 3: didn't know each other.

1200
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 2: That's my hope.

1201
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: I mean they did the scene related because one was

1202
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: just wrapped because it was they were both wrapped up.

1203
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 1: It was like a sandwich that was wrapped on the cellophane,

1204
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: so it looks like someone lost their lunch. Literally like

1205
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: not through it, but it's like, oh it got away

1206
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: from it. A wave hit me on the sandwich is gone.

1207
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: And then the other one was just a horrible individual

1208
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: who threw a pamper into the ocean because it was

1209
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: wrapped up like that.

1210
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 2: To that, I say, don't go into the ocean with

1211
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 2: a sandwich.

1212
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think you gotta do all that New

1213
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 3: York sandwich.

1214
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm just like where we put it, but it was

1215
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: like wrapped on, like sitting on a piece of cellophane.

1216
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: So it was like on a piece of sky refall,

1217
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: then sandwich and then cellophane and then like a price tag.

1218
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 4: All that being said, ultimately, I think that there is

1219
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 4: aliens and they don't want this trash ass plenty.

1220
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: Honestly, if I was aliens, I would walk like somebody

1221
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 1: was like if they were, and they would roll their

1222
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 1: windows up when they roll past Earth.

1223
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 3: I think if I could land this plane, I think

1224
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 3: we're all in agreement that the aliens likely exist, and

1225
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 3: they certainly exist in forms that we don't understand. We're

1226
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 3: certainly there's a possibility of them existing in a form

1227
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 3: that we don't understand, and certainly them appearing at the

1228
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 3: mall in Miami is unlikely but not impossible. We don't

1229
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 3: know enough to understand what their choices might be, and

1230
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 3: we celebrate any aliens that might reveal themselves to us

1231
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 3: in whatever form they may take.

1232
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 2: Is that is that fair to say? I think so.

1233
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: I would say, aliens, if you are listening to this podcast,

1234
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: if you are going to reveal yourselves to any group

1235
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: of people on the planet Earth, I don't recommend going

1236
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: to the white people first.

1237
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 2: Hmmm, or second, or ever.

1238
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 3: Just for safety, let's make sure we decide who they

1239
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 3: should go to first. Who do we think aliens objectively

1240
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 3: should go to first of the various races on the planet.

1241
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 3: And we can go by country, we can go by race.

1242
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 3: It's it's your continent. Go okay, go to continent. Which

1243
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 3: continent should aliens show up to first?

1244
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 2: You're like South America. That's just what my gut says.

1245
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 4: I don't even have a reason.

1246
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 2: I don't even have a reason, just what my gut said, Like,

1247
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 2: if they just show up, it might't you peat you anyways.

1248
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, I think one shout out to Polynesia and Melanesia,

1249
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 1: because Melanesia is.

1250
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 4: Really on a place that was your first middle name, right.

1251
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Polynesia was my first middle name. And then

1252
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 1: my mama was like, I don't fuck with Chick fil

1253
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 1: A like that.

1254
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 4: That's a poor choice.

1255
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: I feel like if they went to like Polynesia first,

1256
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: like your Tongua, your Fiji.

1257
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 4: They're already to ten feet.

1258
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: All first of all, already Easteride. You know, they already

1259
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: know what we're dealing with, right, I think going to

1260
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 1: them first. I think them first, and then like American

1261
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 1: black people. Mmmm, I think, well that's the thing. Hold,

1262
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:26,480
Speaker 1: I didn't say no, I wouldn't recommend it.

1263
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 2: I'll be honest.

1264
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 3: I think I think Christian Jesus has gotten a hold

1265
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 3: of us in a way that makes it real complicated.

1266
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 2: If aliens showed up.

1267
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm gona, but this is what I have to say.

1268
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 1: It's I really feel like that niggas will see them

1269
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 1: and be like, yo, these white folks from murder them.

1270
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: Let's just give them a second, a little because it's like,

1271
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 1: it's not like we're gonna I'm not gonna say we're

1272
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: not gonna be afraid of them, but I see what

1273
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: we will do is take the time to go, listen,

1274
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 1: let me tell you about these white folks because y'all

1275
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,040
Speaker 1: think y'all nobody watching. I'm not gonna say we can't

1276
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 1: be dangerous. I'm saying we're the ones to best educate

1277
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 1: them as to why they shouldn't be dealing with the whites.

1278
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: And then it'd be like, Okay, now y'all got to

1279
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: get the fuck up out of here, because my grandma said,

1280
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,800
Speaker 1: y'all can say so. I can't. When it comes to

1281
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: letting them know what's really going on in this fucking planet,

1282
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Like the nice greeting polynesia, but like, okay, bitch,

1283
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 1: let me tell you what the tea is, and nothing

1284
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: but the tea. Honestly, I would tell you just get

1285
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: the fuck off this planet. Bro, don't meet nobody else,

1286
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: I respect, don't talk to nobody else.

1287
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 3: I think I do think we'll be great at warning them.

1288
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 3: I don't necessarily know that we'll be great at assisting

1289
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 3: them beyond the warning.

1290
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 1: No, no, we won't. We won't. We're going to tell

1291
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: them here's the tea, get the fuck up out of here,

1292
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: because we're all gonna murdy.

1293
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 4: I'm about to quit this job too. Like I think,

1294
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 4: get us.

1295
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: The fuck up out of here, because I remember Baron

1296
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 1: Vaughn's joke where we're just like the word like like

1297
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: like all these racial slurs and be like, you know,

1298
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 1: like you take an adjective and just put a nigga

1299
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 1: behind it, right, and he was like, if we really

1300
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 1: wanted the people to come together when the aliens come,

1301
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: He's like, we could just band together and kill these

1302
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 1: space niggas. And that's what they were called, aliens niggas.

1303
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: It was an amazing joke. But yeah, we would warn

1304
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: them and tell them to get the fuck on, and

1305
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,919
Speaker 1: then some of us would be like, can we come

1306
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 1: to We don't want to be nigga. I'll lose my

1307
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 1: bone density to get the fuck up out of this bitch.

1308
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: I don't care.

1309
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 2: I gotta like where my bones are at.

1310
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 1: I didn't say I wanted to go. I said other

1311
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 1: niggas would want to leave. But I think we would

1312
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 1: warn them and then be like, Yo, don't talk to

1313
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 1: nobody else on this planet, and they're going to anyway.

1314
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 1: But I'd be like, Yo, get the fuck up out

1315
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 1: of here, like this is a bad neighborhood.

1316
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 3: Well, I think we did it. I think we nailed this.

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Speaker 3: Do's they could you tell the people where they can

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Speaker 3: find you on what cool shit you got going on?

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Speaker 1: So I'm on al Gore's Internet on dualsaysloan dot com

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Speaker 1: and then I was just hosting the Daily Show this week,

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Speaker 1: so you can catch up on that. And then I've

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Speaker 1: got my website Duelsaysloan dot com and on the tour dates.

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Speaker 1: And i have a lip gloss company with comedian Lace

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Speaker 1: Larabee called Yoggle Gloss. Well you can buy that. And

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Speaker 1: my book Hello Friends, Stories of Dating, Destiny and Day Jobs,

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Speaker 1: you can get at bookstores, you can get online, and

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Speaker 1: it's available on Audible. And I read my book.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hell yeah, Bory, what you got cool?

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Speaker 2: Got jokes eighty seven on Instagram. Go to patreon dot

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Speaker 2: com backslash David Bori for all things relating to my

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Speaker 2: new special. It's free, you know, got paid for the

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Speaker 2: Patreon Just come on. I got clips, I got interviews,

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Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff leading up to the release of

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Speaker 2: the special. Go check that out. Latch Royal Crackers on

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Speaker 2: Max and shout out to everybody out there five eight

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Speaker 2: and above, hey and below. Thank you so everybody.

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Speaker 3: Yes, shouts to humans And as always, you can follow

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Speaker 3: to meet you on all platforms. And if you want

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Speaker 3: to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories,

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Speaker 3: Mama pod at gmail dot com. You can get merch

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Speaker 3: see us live May fifth. The dat is coming up soon.

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Speaker 3: Will be at the Comedy Store for Netflix. Is a

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Speaker 3: fun and like subscribe, do all the things that you're

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Speaker 3: meant to do to make this podcast a thriving, successful,

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Speaker 3: poisonous thing that we push into your brains every week. Uh,

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Speaker 3: that's the whole shebang.

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Speaker 1: By bitch, I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 2: Who'll say what?

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Speaker 1: Blood on crip.

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Speaker 5: The government babes, I grow chips in your names. All

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Speaker 5: Koala bears are racist. The whole stal layer, Hostle, money

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