Speaker 1: Okay, we're recording Serial Killers Episode one ninety three, Take one.
Speaker 2: What's up, buddy? Not much? Do you? Okay? I know
Speaker 2: you guys who liked to eat.
Speaker 3: Cereal makes them come please.
Speaker 2: So cereal? They can't a qualia. That is not true.
Speaker 3: Some get some retire stock. Stop start hey.
Speaker 2: Tip of the hat to your partner.
Speaker 1: What's up, buddy, No, don't answer it. Diamond doesn't know
Speaker 1: anything about what's going on. Just don't please don't. Do
Speaker 1: you know she asked me some question earlier. I had
Speaker 1: no idea what she was talking about. She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't remember what it was, but it
Speaker 1: was pertaining to this podcast, and she didn't know the answer,
Speaker 1: and she should have.
Speaker 2: That was a really really good story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I wish I could remember what
Speaker 1: she said to me.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a cowboy hat. I see, well, that's not
Speaker 2: really a cowboy I'm wearing a cowboy hat. That's like,
Speaker 2: that's not a cowboy hat.
Speaker 1: Out at partner. It's like bamboo, how did partner? It
Speaker 1: would laugh at you if you wore that down in
Speaker 1: the West. I don't think so. Tip thet Welcome to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers Episode one nine three. You know, we're seven
Speaker 1: away from two hundred. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Are we gonna do like a special episode for two hundred?
Speaker 1: You would think? Right, yeah, I'm not sure we should.
Speaker 1: We should start planning now? Yeah, okay, well, got anything
Speaker 1: to say?
Speaker 2: Just wrap it up?
Speaker 1: That's it, Okay, I mean that's rude. Should we start
Speaker 1: with a new cereal?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank you secret squirrel Joel. He alerted me when this
Speaker 1: one came out. I didn't even think I knew it
Speaker 1: was coming out. Thank you, Saraus serious? Oh god, how
Speaker 1: do I say?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Cereal squirrel Joel? I kind of just want
Speaker 2: to restart this whole episode. I should do that.
Speaker 1: Why, I don't know. We just we'd like sound like
Speaker 1: two bumbling fools. Oh my fault was that I was
Speaker 1: trying to do a country accent.
Speaker 2: A country accent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm going to go down to the cereal
Speaker 1: sack while you adjust your brim.
Speaker 2: Yes, let me get off the steed. Oh, here's my mug.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm going to fill it to the rim with
Speaker 1: the rich taste of brim.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It's a coffee commercial from the seventies.
Speaker 2: And eighties. I wasn't a lie.
Speaker 1: There was instant coffee called brim. Why would I know that?
Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't instant, but it was just brim. It
Speaker 1: was coffee taster's choice.
Speaker 2: You know that one? No, no, no freeze dried crystals?
Speaker 2: What No?
Speaker 1: They freeze dried things that you high point coffee?
Speaker 2: Remember that one? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I mean you must know Sanka. You've heard of Sanka
Speaker 1: and they still make Sanka. I like the first decaffeinated coffee.
Speaker 1: Would you like coffee or sanka? Sanka was instant decaffeinated
Speaker 1: coffee and they still make it. It's got the orange label.
Speaker 2: You're just saying words. All right. I don't know any
Speaker 2: of this. Check it out, Andrew, corn flakes cinnamon. This
Speaker 2: is gonna taste good. I'm very excited you think so? Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you like frosted flake cinnamon? You don't remember, see,
Speaker 2: I don't, but this will be similar. Just yeah, I
Speaker 2: like corn flakes, up.
Speaker 1: Corn flakes cinnamon, Ganela. Ganela must be cinnamon in Spanish.
Speaker 2: I guess so, Scott Wow had some good deductive reasoning
Speaker 2: on your naturally flavored with other natural flavors saw border
Speaker 2: natural stubboardiesles. We don't need to have you say it
Speaker 2: in that accent. But that's not an accent.
Speaker 1: That's Spanish. Anyway, Let's bust it open, shall we?
Speaker 2: Andrew sure, because Cornelius the Cock says, So his name
Speaker 2: is Cornelius, Yes, Andrew wed know that.
Speaker 1: Why because we've been through it. He's a mascot.
Speaker 2: You know that. We're on episode one ninety three. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if you go back to the Serial Avengers episode
Speaker 1: we talk about mascots and I said, Cornelius the Cock
Speaker 1: will peck the hell out of you.
Speaker 2: Cornelia is the groot of the group. I feel like
Speaker 2: he's our comedic humor in the movie where they're like
Speaker 2: Cornelius and he's like, that's actually a good chicken, but
Speaker 2: he's not a chicken. Rooster is a cock, he's Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like, whoa cocks and roosters are the same cock
Speaker 2: a doodle doo cock A doodle doo is a cock
Speaker 2: is a rooster, but they don't call them that. Yeah
Speaker 2: they do. Really?
Speaker 1: Yes, huh, take your farmer head off. You don't know
Speaker 1: anything about farms.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do. Partner farm the cows. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: here we go, thank you, welcome, you have a spoon.
Speaker 2: I don't that sounds like you unsheathed the sword. Cornflakes
Speaker 2: cinnamon from Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Some flakes are darker than others, which means more cinnamon
Speaker 1: on some flakes, because oh, okay, here we're going to.
Speaker 2: Think, h not too shabby, pretty good.
Speaker 1: I think I like the frosted flakes cinnamon better because
Speaker 1: they're not quite sweet enough for me, but the cinnamon
Speaker 1: taste is there.
Speaker 2: It makes me feel like I'm not eating something that's bad. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's bad, like frosted flakes. I feel like
Speaker 2: with sugary, there's one I just feel like, is a
Speaker 2: corn flake with just some cinnamon on it.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's plenty of asukats in here, you know,
Speaker 1: just say sugar. But it is pretty good. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give it four bowls. I think this is
Speaker 2: good good. It's engineer Jeff High. Engineer Jeff Hi.
Speaker 1: Guys, so no, he's been at the four h Fair
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks. He's I didn't realize it,
Speaker 1: but Jeff is like he should be wearing that hat.
Speaker 1: He's a country guy.
Speaker 2: He does know how to farm. Yeah, he enters all
Speaker 2: the four each festivities. Jeff is a man of many talents.
Speaker 2: He makes a wine too, Yeah, and he can keep
Speaker 2: us on the air. Yes, he's very impressive. As usual.
Speaker 2: I was not very prepared for this episode, so I'm
Speaker 2: not commercials know anything? Do you do your job? You
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 1: We'll stick with the flakes, okay, and we'll go down
Speaker 1: to the cereal sack. Do you know who Scrunchy is?
Speaker 1: Do you remember who Scrunchy is?
Speaker 2: It's a shopright mascot. He is the Shopright mascot. You impressed?
Speaker 2: You're getting ready to yell at me. I felt it.
Speaker 2: I felt it in your bones. Okay, you were ready
Speaker 2: to go andy?
Speaker 1: So how about some frosted flakes of corn from Shopright
Speaker 1: Scrunchy frosted flakes? And do you remember why they can
Speaker 1: call it frosted flakes, Andrew?
Speaker 2: Because it's not trademarked. It is not a trademarkable name.
Speaker 1: Just like raisin brand, Very good, buddy, or corn flakes.
Speaker 2: Wow. If that was an SAT question, I'd get that right.
Speaker 2: Did you take SATs by the way, I did you
Speaker 2: have to take them? You do? I think so no, really, well,
Speaker 2: you could just not go. Yeah, well I took them.
Speaker 2: I didn't do very well, but I didn't either. I
Speaker 2: got below one thousand and night. I didn't too, and
Speaker 2: I took it three times and look where we both
Speaker 2: ended up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, they really don't smell like anything.
Speaker 2: Nothing can be as bad as parties, hirsties, what were they?
Speaker 2: What hurlies? Home brands? Oh oh, hospitality, there it is.
Speaker 2: That was not good.
Speaker 1: So Shopright is slightly lazy with the box. It's same
Speaker 1: front and back, But that's okay. I would like to
Speaker 1: see Scrunchy in a little maize on the back, like
Speaker 1: trying to get through the Shop Right aisles and finding
Speaker 1: the cereal section.
Speaker 2: That would require a whole department, probably just to make
Speaker 2: fun box hard.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they have an art department. I mean,
Speaker 1: look how cool Scrunchy is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but again, I feel like they probably don't want
Speaker 2: to hire someone specifically. At a second, is he snowboarding?
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, you just looked like what like a
Speaker 2: mom in a parking lot. Your hand was on your hip.
Speaker 1: Well I'm just curious. Let me read, is he snowboarding?
Speaker 2: Look at that?
Speaker 1: Is that a snowboard because it looks like a snowboots.
Speaker 1: But he's wearing short sleeves.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, he's a bear, So let's start there.
Speaker 2: I guess there's that. Here you go, Thank you some
Speaker 2: Scrunchy shop. Right, Yeah, it doesn't really smell like anything.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Hopefully the sugar didn't wash off. It's sweet.
Speaker 2: I mean they don't taste like Kellogg's cornflakes. They're good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: their average three bowls. Yeah, that's just what I was
Speaker 2: going to say.
Speaker 1: No, check out the entire line of Scrunchy products. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the Cereal Islands average.
Speaker 2: Well that's a tiger. But okay, well, you know Scrunchy
Speaker 2: does his own thing. You would have to do sugar bear,
Speaker 2: but you don't know what he says. No, what does
Speaker 2: he say? Can't get enough a Zuper golden Crisp, it's
Speaker 2: got the crunch with punch. Yeah yeah, I'll just go
Speaker 2: with their average.
Speaker 1: Okay, you want to keep with the flake theme, I
Speaker 1: guess it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's your your crazy train.
Speaker 1: While we're doing store brands, you might as well continue
Speaker 1: on with a store brand. This came from Target, and
Speaker 1: it came from our friend Caitlin in Collegeville, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: She sent it to us. She scored a shirt no
Speaker 1: way for free.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: But if you go to Cereal killerspc dot com and
Speaker 1: go to our merch department, you can buy one while
Speaker 1: they're still available. Be one of only forty eight people
Speaker 1: that purchase a shirt, right, And how do they do that?
Speaker 1: They go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com. That's the merch
Speaker 1: section and they throw down twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: Love that. Yeah, and I'll even ship it myself. Wow.
Speaker 1: Hey Scotty Be and Andrew, here's a few boxes for
Speaker 1: you to review. I'm not associated with Target, so don't
Speaker 1: worry about offending me if they end up with zero balls.
Speaker 1: Love the podcast, especially the new bowl chats.
Speaker 2: Wow. Caitlin.
Speaker 1: Ps, here's some milk money too. Try to do better
Speaker 1: than gas station milk Andrew, Lol, And she included ten
Speaker 1: dollars Thank.
Speaker 2: You, thank you.
Speaker 1: I added the Andrew part in it didn't say an.
Speaker 2: I'm really not surprised nobody would be that much of
Speaker 2: a turd.
Speaker 1: So this box is honey and oat Clusters naturally flavored
Speaker 1: market pantry from Target.
Speaker 2: Okay, so pantry is pretty good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes it is. So this is going to be
Speaker 1: your honey bunches of oats.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right.
Speaker 1: I should have asked you, actually, because you wouldn't have known.
Speaker 1: I would have been fun to see what you came
Speaker 1: up with. Is it honeycomb right, because it has the
Speaker 1: honey dripper on it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So funny you're sitting there with the hat. Of
Speaker 2: course I am, I'm a farmer. Okay, how do you do? Scott? First,
Speaker 2: you're a cowboy. Well, I'm a may and a man
Speaker 2: of talent. What's your favorite farm an of all?
Speaker 1: Please stop? It smells like coconut. It's one of those
Speaker 1: series that smells like coconut. But I bet has no
Speaker 1: coconut any ingredients whatsoever?
Speaker 2: Do you know how to ride a horse? Corn?
Speaker 1: Whole grain, wheed, sugar, whole grain, rolled oats, rice, canola oil,
Speaker 1: cordz arup, salt, barley, malt extract, cinnamon, molasses, honey, caramel, color,
Speaker 1: natural flavor. No coconut at all, but it smells like it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I just realized? No, this hat
Speaker 2: looks like the guy from Jurassic Park, the old guy.
Speaker 2: I never saw it. You never saw Jurassic Park. You're done,
Speaker 2: I gotta go. He just always flung milk everywhere. Who
Speaker 2: hasn't see Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are plenty of people listening to this
Speaker 1: podcast that have not seen Jurassic Park?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Right? Now? Here we go one, two, three?
Speaker 2: How have you never? I don't even know which one
Speaker 2: it is. I'm just flabbergasted. It tastes like coconut. I
Speaker 2: don't taste coconut. God, it's pretty good. Check out. It's okay.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go two balls in a spoon. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: give it three balls in a spoon, all right. I
Speaker 2: just pray you to.
Speaker 1: Market pantry, honey and oak clusters. She also sent us
Speaker 1: some fake cinnamon to his crunch. We'll get to that
Speaker 1: one at another time, unless you want to do it now,
Speaker 1: because we're only like twelve minutes in.
Speaker 2: We can do another. You gotta do her other one.
Speaker 2: Weren't we doing two boxes? And now we're up in it?
Speaker 2: Back up to four? I don't care.
Speaker 1: We have so much cereal here, like we have so much.
Speaker 1: Jamie's box has fifty boxes in it. There's that one.
Speaker 1: I got stuff under the counter here in the cereal sack.
Speaker 1: I mean, we could do it.
Speaker 2: We don't have to. I mean, but why haven't you
Speaker 2: seen Jurassic Park? Don't you want to just bang them out?
Speaker 2: But like, what is it about Jurassic Park that you
Speaker 2: didn't want to watch? Dinosaurs? Cares? Who cares about dinosaurs?
Speaker 1: Filled the I just put them in my car when
Speaker 1: I need to go places, That's all right?
Speaker 2: Was that a fossil fuel joke? Yeah? Wow, just just
Speaker 2: get the knockoff cinnamon whatever. I don't want to go
Speaker 2: back here, I can't. They're in the serial vault. How
Speaker 2: have you not seen Jurassic Park? It is like one
Speaker 2: of the greatest movies of all time. How have you
Speaker 2: not seen Chips ninety nine? I mean hello, The fact
Speaker 2: is you would probably go to your grave saying that,
Speaker 2: like it's not even a little bit of sarcasm in it.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: There was a great episode on the other day where
Speaker 1: these guys dressed up as like different civil service people
Speaker 1: and they were robbing banks and jewelry stores with stolen
Speaker 1: ambulances and police cars and cherry pickers. It was fun,
Speaker 1: And yet you haven't seen Jurassic Park. Paunch Cracked the
Speaker 1: Case from the Hospital.
Speaker 2: The highest grossing films of all time. I don't know
Speaker 2: about that. It is it is. Okay, No, it's that
Speaker 2: you know why, because chips isn't there. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: This is not fake cinnamon toast crunch. It's fake cinnamon checks.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, I'm sorry. It's more like fake Cinnamon Life.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what this is.
Speaker 1: See a lot of times store products will say compare too,
Speaker 1: and it'll say what it is like when you buy
Speaker 1: the the store brand, Like I don't know, a seed
Speaker 1: of menafine, it'll say compare it to tilan all, you know,
Speaker 1: But it doesn't say that.
Speaker 2: I'm here, all right. Interesting Now, I know with Cinnamon
Speaker 2: Life it has the little granules of sugar in the middle,
Speaker 2: and I love that. So let's see if targets brand
Speaker 2: compare nothing. I just gonna.
Speaker 1: Say, nothing compares to you.
Speaker 2: Andy. Yeah, I think Prince wrote that song. He did,
Speaker 2: and Toinead O'Connor saying.
Speaker 1: It, and then she ripped up the pope on Saturday
Speaker 1: Night Live and no one's heard from her again.
Speaker 2: It was the earliest cancelation.
Speaker 1: Here we go, ready, one, two and three. Oh, we
Speaker 1: have to go back to that for a second. But
Speaker 1: let's try it.
Speaker 2: Hmmm mmmmmm it's a little bit like soap. For a second,
Speaker 2: pickle juice. No, this tastes like pickled juice. No it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah it does. I don't like cut No, no, that's
Speaker 2: a bowl.
Speaker 1: I'm also going to give it a ball. It's not
Speaker 1: really good. Sorry, Caitlin. I know you didn't make the stuff,
Speaker 1: but you sent it.
Speaker 2: It really does taste like pickle juice.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go as far as to say that,
Speaker 1: but it tastes like a weird spice, like there's like
Speaker 1: kumen in it or something. Yeah, some strange spice that's
Speaker 1: not cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Huh. Let's take a look.
Speaker 1: Whole grain oats, sugar, cornflour, whole grain wheat, rice, flour, salt,
Speaker 1: calcium carbonate, trista, dium phosphate, color added, paprika, turmeric, you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, tumeric.
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember when we had turmeric cereal? That was the
Speaker 1: most well, no, we've had more discussing than that.
Speaker 2: But that was pretty bad homegrown or whatever that one
Speaker 2: was than the last episode was that was Nature's Path. Now,
Speaker 2: the one that we did that Ashley brought home from camp.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh yeah, hospitality. Nah, I can't get that.
Speaker 1: We've had Andrew, we have spit cereal on the window before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and oh my god, there was that one Raspberry
Speaker 2: one with Surrender granola. Yeah, that was probably the worst.
Speaker 2: I literally just got chills.
Speaker 1: This is going to be a great year for the
Speaker 1: all time worst cereal because we've had a lot of
Speaker 1: oh Bolo spooners this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Let me tell you the Spoonies canceled last year
Speaker 2: due to COVID. Yeah, this year rampant right back. I
Speaker 2: don't know the Delta variant. I'm not sure if we're
Speaker 2: gonna have a Spoonies. I really don't know. We have
Speaker 2: to lock down a location, you know. I was really
Speaker 2: looking at Madison Square Guarden to get like this big crowd.
Speaker 2: Who do you think we could get to perform at it?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about drunk capt'n He'll.
Speaker 2: Be there, Oh he will? Yeah, yeah all the way.
Speaker 1: If you see there's new capt'n Crunch commercials out. You
Speaker 1: don't see too many cereal commercials anymore, but Captain Crunch
Speaker 1: has new primetime Cereals out commercials out.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, I did see a Lucky Charms galactic one.
Speaker 1: That's right, Crunch a ties me Captain's. That's basically their
Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah, all right, Andrew, Well thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 2: It's no problem. I'm gonna get all my steed and
Speaker 2: right off into the sunset. Partner, August is almost over
Speaker 2: this sad eddies, farming seasons over. Got a tantuma, the
Speaker 2: end of the crowd.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you sound like the guy from OJ's Cereal
Speaker 1: o Jays keep them oranges rolling, and then he would
Speaker 1: brand the orange with OJ.
Speaker 2: It's a little it's a little much. I wonder why
Speaker 2: those don't exist anymore. I really wish like we could
Speaker 2: find an old box of that, because I really want
Speaker 2: to try that cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sure the guy from Serial Time has it.
Speaker 1: We should reach out to him.
Speaker 2: I really want to try that, Yeah I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, it's going to be disgusting now because they
Speaker 1: stopped making it the eighties.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I want to try it, okay, just to see how
Speaker 1: bad it is. Until we see you on Wednesday and
Speaker 1: then again on Monday with an all new serial Killers.
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Speaker 1: Rest of your week, and thank you for listening. Until
Speaker 1: we see you again. Say Crinch, Andrew, Crush, Please remove
Speaker 1: the hat. I can't please remove the hat. We have
Speaker 1: to do the bowl chat thing and I'm.
Speaker 2: Super glue in it. It's attached to my head.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Oh you that girl? What was her name? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the gorilla glue girl. She made a lot of money
Speaker 2: from me. Did she bought herself a Mercedes? I hate everybody.