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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're recording Serial Killers Episode one ninety three, Take one.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, buddy? Not much? Do you? Okay? I know

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<v Speaker 2>you guys who liked to eat.

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<v Speaker 3>Cereal makes them come please.

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<v Speaker 2>So cereal? They can't a qualia. That is not true.

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<v Speaker 3>Some get some retire stock. Stop start hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Tip of the hat to your partner.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, buddy, No, don't answer it. Diamond doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>anything about what's going on. Just don't please don't. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know she asked me some question earlier. I had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea what she was talking about. She's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I don't remember what it was, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was pertaining to this podcast, and she didn't know the answer,

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<v Speaker 1>and she should have.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a really really good story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, but I wish I could remember what

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<v Speaker 1>she said to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wearing a cowboy hat. I see, well, that's not

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<v Speaker 2>really a cowboy I'm wearing a cowboy hat. That's like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not a cowboy hat.

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<v Speaker 1>Out at partner. It's like bamboo, how did partner? It

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<v Speaker 1>would laugh at you if you wore that down in

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<v Speaker 1>the West. I don't think so. Tip thet Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers Episode one nine three. You know, we're seven

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<v Speaker 1>away from two hundred. Isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we gonna do like a special episode for two hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>You would think? Right, yeah, I'm not sure we should.

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<v Speaker 1>We should start planning now? Yeah, okay, well, got anything

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<v Speaker 1>to say?

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<v Speaker 2>Just wrap it up?

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<v Speaker 1>That's it, Okay, I mean that's rude. Should we start

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<v Speaker 1>with a new cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you secret squirrel Joel. He alerted me when this

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<v Speaker 1>one came out. I didn't even think I knew it

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<v Speaker 1>was coming out. Thank you, Saraus serious? Oh god, how

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<v Speaker 1>do I say?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Cereal squirrel Joel? I kind of just want

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<v Speaker 2>to restart this whole episode. I should do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why, I don't know. We just we'd like sound like

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<v Speaker 1>two bumbling fools. Oh my fault was that I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do a country accent.

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<v Speaker 2>A country accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I'm going to go down to the cereal

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<v Speaker 1>sack while you adjust your brim.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, let me get off the steed. Oh, here's my mug.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm going to fill it to the rim with

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<v Speaker 1>the rich taste of brim.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a coffee commercial from the seventies.

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<v Speaker 2>And eighties. I wasn't a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>There was instant coffee called brim. Why would I know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it wasn't instant, but it was just brim. It

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<v Speaker 1>was coffee taster's choice.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that one? No, no, no freeze dried crystals?

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<v Speaker 2>What No?

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<v Speaker 1>They freeze dried things that you high point coffee?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that one? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you must know Sanka. You've heard of Sanka

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<v Speaker 1>and they still make Sanka. I like the first decaffeinated coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like coffee or sanka? Sanka was instant decaffeinated

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<v Speaker 1>coffee and they still make it. It's got the orange label.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just saying words. All right. I don't know any

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<v Speaker 2>of this. Check it out, Andrew, corn flakes cinnamon. This

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna taste good. I'm very excited you think so? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>did you like frosted flake cinnamon? You don't remember, see,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, but this will be similar. Just yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>like corn flakes, up.

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<v Speaker 1>Corn flakes cinnamon, Ganela. Ganela must be cinnamon in Spanish.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess so, Scott Wow had some good deductive reasoning

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<v Speaker 2>on your naturally flavored with other natural flavors saw border

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<v Speaker 2>natural stubboardiesles. We don't need to have you say it

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<v Speaker 2>in that accent. But that's not an accent.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Spanish. Anyway, Let's bust it open, shall we?

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew sure, because Cornelius the Cock says, So his name

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<v Speaker 2>is Cornelius, Yes, Andrew wed know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because we've been through it. He's a mascot.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that. We're on episode one ninety three. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you go back to the Serial Avengers episode

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about mascots and I said, Cornelius the Cock

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<v Speaker 1>will peck the hell out of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Cornelia is the groot of the group. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>he's our comedic humor in the movie where they're like

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<v Speaker 2>Cornelius and he's like, that's actually a good chicken, but

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<v Speaker 2>he's not a chicken. Rooster is a cock, he's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, whoa cocks and roosters are the same cock

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<v Speaker 2>a doodle doo cock A doodle doo is a cock

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<v Speaker 2>is a rooster, but they don't call them that. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>they do. Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, huh, take your farmer head off. You don't know

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<v Speaker 1>anything about farms.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do. Partner farm the cows. Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go, thank you, welcome, you have a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't that sounds like you unsheathed the sword. Cornflakes

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<v Speaker 2>cinnamon from Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 1>Some flakes are darker than others, which means more cinnamon

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<v Speaker 1>on some flakes, because oh, okay, here we're going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Think, h not too shabby, pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I like the frosted flakes cinnamon better because

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<v Speaker 1>they're not quite sweet enough for me, but the cinnamon

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<v Speaker 1>taste is there.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes me feel like I'm not eating something that's bad. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it's bad, like frosted flakes. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>with sugary, there's one I just feel like, is a

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<v Speaker 2>corn flake with just some cinnamon on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean there's plenty of asukats in here, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just say sugar. But it is pretty good. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give it three balls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I give it four bowls. I think this is

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<v Speaker 2>good good. It's engineer Jeff High. Engineer Jeff Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, so no, he's been at the four h Fair

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<v Speaker 1>the last couple of weeks. He's I didn't realize it,

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<v Speaker 1>but Jeff is like he should be wearing that hat.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a country guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He does know how to farm. Yeah, he enters all

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<v Speaker 2>the four each festivities. Jeff is a man of many talents.

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<v Speaker 2>He makes a wine too, Yeah, and he can keep

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<v Speaker 2>us on the air. Yes, he's very impressive. As usual.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not very prepared for this episode, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not commercials know anything? Do you do your job? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll stick with the flakes, okay, and we'll go down

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<v Speaker 1>to the cereal sack. Do you know who Scrunchy is?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember who Scrunchy is?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a shopright mascot. He is the Shopright mascot. You impressed?

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<v Speaker 2>You're getting ready to yell at me. I felt it.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt it in your bones. Okay, you were ready

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<v Speaker 2>to go andy?

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<v Speaker 1>So how about some frosted flakes of corn from Shopright

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<v Speaker 1>Scrunchy frosted flakes? And do you remember why they can

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<v Speaker 1>call it frosted flakes, Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's not trademarked. It is not a trademarkable name.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like raisin brand, Very good, buddy, or corn flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. If that was an SAT question, I'd get that right.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you take SATs by the way, I did you

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<v Speaker 2>have to take them? You do? I think so no, really, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you could just not go. Yeah, well I took them.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't do very well, but I didn't either. I

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<v Speaker 2>got below one thousand and night. I didn't too, and

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<v Speaker 2>I took it three times and look where we both

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<v Speaker 2>ended up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, they really don't smell like anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing can be as bad as parties, hirsties, what were they?

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<v Speaker 2>What hurlies? Home brands? Oh oh, hospitality, there it is.

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<v Speaker 2>That was not good.

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<v Speaker 1>So Shopright is slightly lazy with the box. It's same

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<v Speaker 1>front and back, But that's okay. I would like to

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<v Speaker 1>see Scrunchy in a little maize on the back, like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get through the Shop Right aisles and finding

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal section.

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<v Speaker 2>That would require a whole department, probably just to make

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<v Speaker 2>fun box hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure they have an art department. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>look how cool Scrunchy is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but again, I feel like they probably don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hire someone specifically. At a second, is he snowboarding?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry, you just looked like what like a

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<v Speaker 2>mom in a parking lot. Your hand was on your hip.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm just curious. Let me read, is he snowboarding?

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a snowboard because it looks like a snowboots.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's wearing short sleeves.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, he's a bear, So let's start there.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess there's that. Here you go, Thank you some

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<v Speaker 2>Scrunchy shop. Right, Yeah, it doesn't really smell like anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see. Hopefully the sugar didn't wash off. It's sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they don't taste like Kellogg's cornflakes. They're good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>their average three bowls. Yeah, that's just what I was

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<v Speaker 2>going to say.

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<v Speaker 1>No, check out the entire line of Scrunchy products. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in the Cereal Islands average.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's a tiger. But okay, well, you know Scrunchy

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<v Speaker 2>does his own thing. You would have to do sugar bear,

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<v Speaker 2>but you don't know what he says. No, what does

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<v Speaker 2>he say? Can't get enough a Zuper golden Crisp, it's

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<v Speaker 2>got the crunch with punch. Yeah yeah, I'll just go

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<v Speaker 2>with their average.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you want to keep with the flake theme, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's your your crazy train.

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<v Speaker 1>While we're doing store brands, you might as well continue

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<v Speaker 1>on with a store brand. This came from Target, and

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<v Speaker 1>it came from our friend Caitlin in Collegeville, Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>She sent it to us. She scored a shirt no

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<v Speaker 1>way for free.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you go to Cereal killerspc dot com and

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<v Speaker 1>go to our merch department, you can buy one while

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<v Speaker 1>they're still available. Be one of only forty eight people

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<v Speaker 1>that purchase a shirt, right, And how do they do that?

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<v Speaker 1>They go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com. That's the merch

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<v Speaker 1>section and they throw down twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Love that. Yeah, and I'll even ship it myself. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Scotty Be and Andrew, here's a few boxes for

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<v Speaker 1>you to review. I'm not associated with Target, so don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about offending me if they end up with zero balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Love the podcast, especially the new bowl chats.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Ps, here's some milk money too. Try to do better

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<v Speaker 1>than gas station milk Andrew, Lol, And she included ten

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<v Speaker 1>dollars Thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I added the Andrew part in it didn't say an.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really not surprised nobody would be that much of

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<v Speaker 2>a turd.

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<v Speaker 1>So this box is honey and oat Clusters naturally flavored

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<v Speaker 1>market pantry from Target.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so pantry is pretty good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sometimes it is. So this is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>your honey bunches of oats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have asked you, actually, because you wouldn't have known.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been fun to see what you came

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<v Speaker 1>up with. Is it honeycomb right, because it has the

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<v Speaker 1>honey dripper on it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So funny you're sitting there with the hat. Of

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<v Speaker 2>course I am, I'm a farmer. Okay, how do you do? Scott? First,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a cowboy. Well, I'm a may and a man

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<v Speaker 2>of talent. What's your favorite farm an of all?

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<v Speaker 1>Please stop? It smells like coconut. It's one of those

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<v Speaker 1>series that smells like coconut. But I bet has no

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<v Speaker 1>coconut any ingredients whatsoever?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how to ride a horse? Corn?

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<v Speaker 1>Whole grain, wheed, sugar, whole grain, rolled oats, rice, canola oil,

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<v Speaker 1>cordz arup, salt, barley, malt extract, cinnamon, molasses, honey, caramel, color,

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<v Speaker 1>natural flavor. No coconut at all, but it smells like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I just realized? No, this hat

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<v Speaker 2>looks like the guy from Jurassic Park, the old guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I never saw it. You never saw Jurassic Park. You're done,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go. He just always flung milk everywhere. Who

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't see Jurassic Park.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there are plenty of people listening to this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that have not seen Jurassic Park?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me? Right? Now? Here we go one, two, three?

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<v Speaker 2>How have you never? I don't even know which one

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<v Speaker 2>it is. I'm just flabbergasted. It tastes like coconut. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't taste coconut. God, it's pretty good. Check out. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go two balls in a spoon. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give it three balls in a spoon, all right. I

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<v Speaker 2>just pray you to.

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<v Speaker 1>Market pantry, honey and oak clusters. She also sent us

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<v Speaker 1>some fake cinnamon to his crunch. We'll get to that

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<v Speaker 1>one at another time, unless you want to do it now,

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<v Speaker 1>because we're only like twelve minutes in.

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<v Speaker 2>We can do another. You gotta do her other one.

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<v Speaker 2>Weren't we doing two boxes? And now we're up in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Back up to four? I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>We have so much cereal here, like we have so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie's box has fifty boxes in it. There's that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I got stuff under the counter here in the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we could do it.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have to. I mean, but why haven't you

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<v Speaker 2>seen Jurassic Park? Don't you want to just bang them out?

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<v Speaker 2>But like, what is it about Jurassic Park that you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to watch? Dinosaurs? Cares? Who cares about dinosaurs?

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<v Speaker 1>Filled the I just put them in my car when

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<v Speaker 1>I need to go places, That's all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that a fossil fuel joke? Yeah? Wow, just just

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<v Speaker 2>get the knockoff cinnamon whatever. I don't want to go

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<v Speaker 2>back here, I can't. They're in the serial vault. How

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<v Speaker 2>have you not seen Jurassic Park? It is like one

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<v Speaker 2>of the greatest movies of all time. How have you

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<v Speaker 2>not seen Chips ninety nine? I mean hello, The fact

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<v Speaker 2>is you would probably go to your grave saying that,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's not even a little bit of sarcasm in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a great episode on the other day where

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<v Speaker 1>these guys dressed up as like different civil service people

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<v Speaker 1>and they were robbing banks and jewelry stores with stolen

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<v Speaker 1>ambulances and police cars and cherry pickers. It was fun,

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<v Speaker 1>And yet you haven't seen Jurassic Park. Paunch Cracked the

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<v Speaker 1>Case from the Hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>The highest grossing films of all time. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>about that. It is it is. Okay, No, it's that

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<v Speaker 2>you know why, because chips isn't there. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not fake cinnamon toast crunch. It's fake cinnamon checks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, no, I'm sorry. It's more like fake Cinnamon Life.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's what this is.

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<v Speaker 1>See a lot of times store products will say compare too,

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<v Speaker 1>and it'll say what it is like when you buy

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<v Speaker 1>the the store brand, Like I don't know, a seed

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<v Speaker 1>of menafine, it'll say compare it to tilan all, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>But it doesn't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here, all right. Interesting Now, I know with Cinnamon

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<v Speaker 2>Life it has the little granules of sugar in the middle,

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<v Speaker 2>and I love that. So let's see if targets brand

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<v Speaker 2>compare nothing. I just gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, nothing compares to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Andy. Yeah, I think Prince wrote that song. He did,

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<v Speaker 2>and Toinead O'Connor saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It, and then she ripped up the pope on Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>Night Live and no one's heard from her again.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the earliest cancelation.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, ready, one, two and three. Oh, we

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<v Speaker 1>have to go back to that for a second. But

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<v Speaker 1>let's try it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm mmmmmm it's a little bit like soap. For a second,

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<v Speaker 2>pickle juice. No, this tastes like pickled juice. No it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it does. I don't like cut No, no, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also going to give it a ball. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>really good. Sorry, Caitlin. I know you didn't make the stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but you sent it.

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<v Speaker 2>It really does taste like pickle juice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to go as far as to say that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it tastes like a weird spice, like there's like

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<v Speaker 1>kumen in it or something. Yeah, some strange spice that's

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<v Speaker 1>not cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. Let's take a look.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole grain oats, sugar, cornflour, whole grain wheat, rice, flour, salt,

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<v Speaker 1>calcium carbonate, trista, dium phosphate, color added, paprika, turmeric, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tumeric.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, remember when we had turmeric cereal? That was the

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<v Speaker 1>most well, no, we've had more discussing than that.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was pretty bad homegrown or whatever that one

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<v Speaker 2>was than the last episode was that was Nature's Path. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>the one that we did that Ashley brought home from camp.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh oh yeah, hospitality. Nah, I can't get that.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had Andrew, we have spit cereal on the window before.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and oh my god, there was that one Raspberry

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<v Speaker 2>one with Surrender granola. Yeah, that was probably the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally just got chills.

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<v Speaker 1>This is going to be a great year for the

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<v Speaker 1>all time worst cereal because we've had a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>oh Bolo spooners this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Let me tell you the Spoonies canceled last year

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<v Speaker 2>due to COVID. Yeah, this year rampant right back. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know the Delta variant. I'm not sure if we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have a Spoonies. I really don't know. We have

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<v Speaker 2>to lock down a location, you know. I was really

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<v Speaker 2>looking at Madison Square Guarden to get like this big crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>Who do you think we could get to perform at it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking Ed Sheeran.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just thinking about drunk capt'n He'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Be there, Oh he will? Yeah, yeah all the way.

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<v Speaker 1>If you see there's new capt'n Crunch commercials out. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't see too many cereal commercials anymore, but Captain Crunch

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<v Speaker 1>has new primetime Cereals out commercials out.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Yeah, I did see a Lucky Charms galactic one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Crunch a ties me Captain's. That's basically their

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. Yeah, all right, Andrew, Well thanks for stopping by.

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<v Speaker 2>It's no problem. I'm gonna get all my steed and

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<v Speaker 2>right off into the sunset. Partner, August is almost over

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<v Speaker 2>this sad eddies, farming seasons over. Got a tantuma, the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, you sound like the guy from OJ's Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>o Jays keep them oranges rolling, and then he would

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<v Speaker 1>brand the orange with OJ.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little it's a little much. I wonder why

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<v Speaker 2>those don't exist anymore. I really wish like we could

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<v Speaker 2>find an old box of that, because I really want

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<v Speaker 2>to try that cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sure the guy from Serial Time has it.

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<v Speaker 1>We should reach out to him.

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<v Speaker 2>I really want to try that, Yeah I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, it's going to be disgusting now because they

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<v Speaker 1>stopped making it the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to try it, okay, just to see how

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<v Speaker 1>bad it is. Until we see you on Wednesday and

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<v Speaker 1>then again on Monday with an all new serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>Rest of your week, and thank you for listening. Until

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<v Speaker 1>we see you again. Say Crinch, Andrew, Crush, Please remove

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<v Speaker 1>the hat. I can't please remove the hat. We have

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<v Speaker 1>to do the bowl chat thing and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Super glue in it. It's attached to my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you that girl? What was her name? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the gorilla glue girl. She made a lot of money

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<v Speaker 2>from me. Did she bought herself a Mercedes? I hate everybody.