WEBVTT - Clean My Blood Stained Carpets

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Scary, who are you phone tapping? Today? Our

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<v Speaker 1>friend Mike from.

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<v Speaker 2>Deanino's Pizza got in touch with us and wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get even with his buddy John, who owns a commercial

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<v Speaker 2>cleaning business. Now, John's always pranking Mike's Mike figured I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna set John up right now. He told John a

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<v Speaker 2>good friend of his played by me is going to

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<v Speaker 2>be calling him to use his cleaning services for a

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<v Speaker 2>very unusual job.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, John's expecting my call.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's hear for Denino's Pizza Staten Island, Oh, my favorite pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go, Scary's phone. You can joy

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<v Speaker 1>the music while your party is reached. Yes, this John,

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? My name is Anthony?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay? How were you?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good? You clean? Yes? We do.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a commercial cleaning business.

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<v Speaker 2>See I run this social club. Uh huh, and we

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<v Speaker 2>need a major cleanup job. The front is an espresso bar,

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<v Speaker 2>that's fine, it's the back area.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Can you get bloodstains out of a carpet?

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<v Speaker 3>Bloodstains out of a carpet, I've never done it before.

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<v Speaker 3>And be honest with you, Anthony, I don't want to,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, say yes and not know if I can

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<v Speaker 3>do it or not. Is it a lot of blood

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<v Speaker 3>or is it like speckled.

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<v Speaker 2>Certain areas have some specs, but there's one area.

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<v Speaker 1>That just is dredged.

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<v Speaker 3>Boy, I that's.

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<v Speaker 2>There's also a walk in freezer which definitely needs a

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<v Speaker 2>very big cleaning, just.

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<v Speaker 3>A typical cleaning and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're hoping to dispose of the body sometimes this.

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<v Speaker 1>Week, so disposed to what the I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>repeat myself. Okay, yeah, you have oversized garbage bags.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry for either, sorry for the way

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<v Speaker 3>I'm acting. I'd never you know, I totally understand, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think you for thinking of us. But with all

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<v Speaker 3>the respect, Anthony, if if if I talk to my partner,

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<v Speaker 3>which is my wife, yeah, and she's not she's not

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<v Speaker 3>comfortable with it. And if we say no, well good,

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<v Speaker 3>no hard feelings.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna say that, no hard feelings. But is

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<v Speaker 2>she grossed out easily by random body parts?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? She is?

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<v Speaker 2>She is?

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<v Speaker 3>She is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And maybe it's not a good idea to bring

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<v Speaker 2>her on this. Maybe you want to consider somebody else

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<v Speaker 2>to do the job with you?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, let me let me talk it over

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<v Speaker 3>with her and I'll wait for your word Wednesday, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, all right, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah, he'd called me right now, don't answer it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling him back. You talk.

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<v Speaker 3>Please enjoy the music while your party is reached.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you good? I was down the base from Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Mike?

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<v Speaker 3>I got a phone call from your friend here, which

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<v Speaker 3>one Anthony about what?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not into this?

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<v Speaker 1>Why? What do he tell you to do? Clean?

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<v Speaker 3>Body parts up?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he wanted you to clean the coffee shop? You, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear, I'm sorry. Listen, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad. I shouldn't even got you involved.

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<v Speaker 3>Know. I'm out. I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was just a coffee thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm out.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy gotta go. We're not doing your house ere

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<v Speaker 3>a Wednesday. Come on? This ain't cool, Mike, oh Man,

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Man, I gotta go, and I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I didn't think you said anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Take take care of Mike. You won't see us for

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of days. Come on, you know this ain't cool, Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm serious, man, I know I'm serious to saying cool

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<v Speaker 3>no more. I'll see you later. I gotta go back

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<v Speaker 3>and tell him that you're gonna do with them. I'm now, Mike,

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<v Speaker 3>I swear to God.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, take care Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hanging up the phone right now. Take care of Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, don't hang up.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'll see you later, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>Please enjoy the music while your party is reached. So John, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I spoke to Mike, se be honest with your sorry

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<v Speaker 3>to cutting up. I didn't mean that. Yeah, we're we're

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<v Speaker 3>not that.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I apologize and everything, but I don't know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>we we just.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't do it well.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike said that he would.

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<v Speaker 3>Give you a hand though, Anthony, you sound like a good guy.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that's a no. Thank you, Anthony.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't see nothing, you didn't know nothing. Afterwards, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't worry about it. This is the business that we're

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<v Speaker 2>in back here, so you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know totally understand, But no, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too late to back out because I just told

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<v Speaker 2>you about the whole thing. Don't I know you're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to go to the authorities with.

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<v Speaker 1>This stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Never going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>You're almost like one of us.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, yeah, okay, I'd love to have lunch with you

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<v Speaker 3>because you'll be like a good guy. No, no, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, it's gonna be it's gonna be a fifteen minute job.

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<v Speaker 3>They thank you, but no, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>A boy a being by the bang and out. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>be good, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm not a made guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Though you're not made, but I think you're made officially.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you've been phone tapped. Oh no, hey, John, this

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<v Speaker 2>is scary Johnson Melvis here in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>What you've been phone whacked? How we're even buddy Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Dan phone