1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour, 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: Listen to this title, will you. I'm submissive, I'm submissive, 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: But is he worth it? I'm submissive? Okay, but is 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: he worth it? You got to know that? All right, 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: We're gonna do that a little bit, right, Yeah, just 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: what's all that? All right? We'll find out in just 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: a few But right now, the nephew is here with 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his nap? 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: What's happening? Well, this, you know, this kind of ties 11 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,879 Speaker 1: in with some things. I've been wanting to talk to 12 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 1: you guys about you and Curly and Carl. I've been 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 1: wanting to talk to you all about this kind of stuff. Okay, Yeah, 14 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, it's your appearance at work? Appearance? 15 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: Huh what a matter? Well, I think this this prank 16 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: kind of tails it all. Uh, what are you talking about? 17 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: The name of this pranky is you need to Mona. 18 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: You need to spix your appearance. You need to What 19 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: are you saying? I think I think I think I 20 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: said it. I think I mean you're talking to Mona. 21 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: But then you brought and I in it. So, yeah, 22 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: it's something I did. The prank Mona. But this is 23 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 1: something I've been wanting to say to y'all. You know 24 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: about your appearance. Well, let's let's hear it. Yeah, let's 25 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: hear it years. But surely I bet you my reaction 26 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: probably gonna be the same as Mona. Okay, alright, well, alright, 27 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 1: cat dog, if you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to 28 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: reach a Mona. Please, how you doing. My name is 29 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: James over with the corporation. I'm with to your corporate wardrobe. 30 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: You've been with the company for about eight years now, Micamno, yes, sir, Okay. 31 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. I wanted 32 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 1: to kind of give you a call. There's been some 33 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 1: conversation about it, but wanted to give you a call 34 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: about your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, Now your 35 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: your your appearance seems to be pretty much in tacts 36 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: for your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing that has 37 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 1: nothing to do with that. Okay. Now, first of all, 38 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: what are my pearers have to do with your corporation? Well, 39 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 1: what's going on? Like I said, you you've been with 40 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: court for about what eight years? And now I'm all right, Yester, 41 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: I have okay, and ll telling me something about my kids. 42 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: I didn't need what I What I want to talk 43 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: to you about is that what what what some of 44 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: the workers in the office are having a problem with. 45 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: And what we want to do is get you an 46 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: actual doctor's appointment because we want to see about helping 47 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: you get a breash reduction. Oh what a breath reduction? Okay? 48 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: Now you you you you? I mean from from my 49 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: understanding that you're your breasts are too large. Hold hold 50 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 1: on now, who is this first? Who is this again? 51 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is James. Like I said, 52 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: I'm with Corporate Wardrobe, and I'm calling you actually pretty 53 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: much from human resources of corporation. Okay. And if you 54 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: ain't kind of him by something else, certainly what we 55 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: do here so you carobabing me telling me somethingbody giving 56 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: me a bretroduction. What you need to do is try 57 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: to think up slow, because what I'm doing up in here, 58 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna well, they was on here and I'm gonna 59 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 1: well if they came out, I well, I'm proper mona. 60 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: All we want to do is we want to get 61 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: you a doctor's appointment so we can help you get 62 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: your get your breast reduce, so you know you you'll 63 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: feel a lot more comfortable and the people in the 64 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: office will be a lot more comfortable. Okay, I'm not 65 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do it. Man, You ain't gonna cut 66 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: me in and tell me some you know what I'm 67 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: gonna do to me? What's the time about? I'm even 68 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: just being this fall eight years and they ain't never 69 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: had no problem with nobody telling me some of my friends. 70 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: So what you need to do is find out who's 71 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: going around here and making these rumors. And first of all, 72 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna dig out because maybe one needs uping here 73 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: talking about me and you know, jealous because I'm on 74 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 1: top of my and they're jealous of means I'm gonna 75 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna ma mass and they ain't got 76 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: top of my friends. Look, man, if my job is 77 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 1: to get your breast reduced, I gotta get I gotta 78 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 1: bring them down my big too. Can't you reduce that? 79 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: Excuse me, my big can't you reduce that? Man? Listen, 80 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,279 Speaker 1: I gotta get your breast down to it. I gotta 81 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: get up down I gotta bring them down. Ain't what 82 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: you're gonna get downe, that's what you're gonna get done. 83 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: And to stop worrying about my breast. So you and 84 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: whoever whoever calling you are telling you something about what 85 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: I'm doing that this this tell them I said to 86 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 1: kiss my to what I need to do, I'm gonna 87 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,799 Speaker 1: do be. So they don't like that, then hey, holland 88 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: them because I'm gonna find whoever doing it because they're jealous. 89 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: I'm a bad They don't understand it. And the man's 90 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: come in and what whoa whoa will they tell the 91 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: little they come to my desk. Excellent, they exke for me. Mona, mona, 92 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: I understand that. But what I'm saying is your breast 93 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: start distraction in the office, and I gotta get your 94 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: breast brought down first. Low whoever you are, you might 95 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: need to come see you said, to the front of 96 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: my dead and see how it's looking. You might want 97 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 1: to come back and bring grew Mona. I can't, I can't. 98 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to come sit your desk and see 99 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,840 Speaker 1: your your I gotta get you to a doctor and 100 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: get your breast reduced. Now, one of you wanted the point. 101 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna see though I'm going to a dirty mona. 102 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: You're going to a doctor if you bring it, so 103 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: I ain't going to do what you're talking about the 104 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 1: doctor whoever you get me to go see. I ain't 105 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: trying to hear you. Hell what I'm gonna do. If 106 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 1: they said you would act like this, Mona, they said 107 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,479 Speaker 1: you would react just this way. This is what the 108 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: people in the office are talking about. I don't give 109 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 1: a damn what they I'll be in this covera almost 110 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 1: a year. I ain't no nobody accounting me. Tell him 111 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: my frist what you need to do. First of all, 112 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: you need to come in and see me because he 113 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: might like what you see. Because I'm a big, bad, bold, 114 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: preetiful woman. You better here here. What's your name? And 115 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 1: now what's up? What's your name? What do you need 116 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 1: my name? I need your names. I ain't never here 117 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 1: to the call my daym JO, but tell me some 118 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: my bes. I need to know your names. I'm gonna 119 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 1: get it some lotty in this because I don't play 120 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: this ship I need. I don't play that. So whoever 121 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,559 Speaker 1: you is and your coroperty or whoever comedy by my bread. 122 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: I don't play that. I need your name, I really do. 123 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: Come you don't. I'm gonna find out who this is? 124 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: My name? Do you want to know my name? I 125 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,599 Speaker 1: want to know your damn name. Hell y'all want to 126 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 1: know your name? What is it? Are you listening? What 127 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: is this is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. 128 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend? You? What's your 129 00:06:55,120 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: Bread's bigger the mind? You know? Go limp me? Y'all 130 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: need it? What you're gonna make me? Go? Right? Who? 131 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: I can't believe it seeing her breast begin it, man, 132 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: and did she got a limp? I listened to this 133 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 1: show every morning and I just can't believe I got 134 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: got she did it? She got me? You know you 135 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: got me. But I'm gonna care. I'm gonna care to watching. 136 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: It's okay. I'm gonna give him by. I got one 137 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: more thing for you, baby? What is what is the 138 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land. 139 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey 140 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: want this show and teh me guess what play on 141 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: this her phone? I just want to let you know 142 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: I'm a side six team with a low cut, and 143 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 1: now you have it. Let's back up back, and I 144 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,240 Speaker 1: want to talk to you all about that when we 145 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: at work back in that thing up. Y'all really hear yourself? 146 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: Do you hear yourself? You can't say the thing you 147 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: play way too much, especially today, sir. You can't do that. 148 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: I mean we're discussing things, right, No we're not. We're 149 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: telling you what to do and what not to do. 150 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 1: Y'all don't want to constructive criticis right? I see what 151 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 1: this is. Don't put us in a little frank. I'll 152 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 1: tell you where I better put you. I better put 153 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: you in front of a television on Friday night, because 154 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: Ready to Love Miami is back and it jumps off 155 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: Friday night on the own network. You do not want 156 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,320 Speaker 1: to miss it, hosted by yours truly, nephew. Tell me, 157 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 1: oh my god, I got a brand new, brand new 158 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 1: group of singles that are searching and looking for that 159 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: incredible four letter word l O E E love, Oh 160 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: my god, and I will navigate and help you find 161 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: a tune in as a brand new show Friday night 162 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 1: on the old network. Yeah, yeah, alright, thank you, We'll 163 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: be watching, you know. We will. Coming up next, it 164 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: as the Strawberry Letter. The subject is I'm submissive, but 165 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: is he worth it? We'll get into it right after this. 166 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,439 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.