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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret, Your dirty little secret, remember text

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Speaker 1: in four one of six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: secret to tell us, you can tell us anything. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. You can tell us whatever you want

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Speaker 1: because we keep everydy anonymous. We don't tell anybody what

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Speaker 1: your name is, and we don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. Who got it out? Text in phone and

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Speaker 1: six one of a dirty Little Secret and on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, anymous think name because we don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is? Is Is a soft poached egg? Hello,

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Speaker 1: sloft poached egg? How are you? What did you tell eggs? Weird? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's strange. You should love yourself. Do you have any

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Speaker 1: airp Do you have any comments on why Jubils speaking

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Speaker 1: so fast? Jubil? Do you have any comments on why

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Speaker 1: jewels speaking so fast? I'm just I'm tired of saying

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Speaker 1: the same thing at the beginning of the Dirty Little Secrets,

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Speaker 1: so I thought I'd seen through it really quick listening.

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Speaker 1: So you have to you have to set it up.

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Speaker 1: If you're new, lit'ten to the show. We do the thing.

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Speaker 1: I'll dirt little secret. You can catch him four one

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Speaker 1: of six one. If you want tellus dirty little sea.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything. You tell us whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't even matter because we don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. You're completely Anonymous's why everybody gets secan onos

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Speaker 1: sick name on the phone right now, it tell us

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is? Did I say hard boiled egg? Soft? Soft?

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Speaker 1: It's complete? Off? What's your day? Little sects? Take a

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Speaker 1: time out. I have been dating the boss's daughter. Just

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Speaker 1: just like that. You've been dating our boss's daughter. No,

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Speaker 1: not your boss's daughter. My boss is. Oh, he said

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Speaker 1: the boss is, because I don't even know he had

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Speaker 1: a daughter. You're dating your boss's daughter. I'm dating my boss.

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Speaker 1: Let me guess that your boss does not want you

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Speaker 1: to date his daughter. He kind of dropped that hint

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Speaker 1: the night that we met. Yeah, how did he drop

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Speaker 1: that hint? Did he say we were I'm boss, I'm

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Speaker 1: mister Farnsworth, and if you jake my daughter, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to smack you. Rude. I'm so so much happening right now. Off, sorry,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, I'll stop interrupting. He was at a company meeting,

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Speaker 1: you know, doing the company saying, being all super business

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Speaker 1: he and professional. Then my boss walks over and he

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, oh my, this meeting, and what you

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Speaker 1: not try anything funny with my daughter? Ha ha ha,

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Speaker 1: you know, try something funny with her. Tried to be

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Speaker 1: funny things with her, Yeah, like like tickling her. It

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Speaker 1: started there. Sure, yeah, let's go with that. She was

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Speaker 1: mental with him. I'm a little tired. Yeah, that's when

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Speaker 1: you get goofy. Okay, So dating the boss's daughter and

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Speaker 1: you're doing funny stuff with her and he doesn't know,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know. How long has

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Speaker 1: this been going on? For? About six weeks? Now? Oh?

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Speaker 1: So what are you expecting to get out of this

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Speaker 1: relationship or fling or whatever the heck it is, Because

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Speaker 1: if you wanted to be a long term thing, then

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Speaker 1: you're going to have to meet her dad. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean eventually, maybe we'll get there. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: it's been six weeks. So right now, we're just trying

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Speaker 1: to keep it a secret from my boss. So just

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Speaker 1: friends with benefit her. It's a little more friends with ben.

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Speaker 1: If she's amazing, we it sparks every time we're together.

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Speaker 1: I know that's cool, shake, but it's true. Real quick

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Speaker 1: lost question for you? Does your boss like you? I

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Speaker 1: think so? Well, then I think you might be okay,

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Speaker 1: you might be all right. I don't know. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: know what you could do. You could start dropping hints

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Speaker 1: right now and just you know, bell, talk about this

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Speaker 1: wonderful woman that you met right, like in a meeting

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Speaker 1: when you're all sitting around like where there's the other

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Speaker 1: guys in the meeting and you're kicked back in the

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Speaker 1: chair in the conference room, right and your boss walks

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Speaker 1: in and he just hears you being like, no, dude,

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Speaker 1: I just met her and she's beautiful and she's amazing

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Speaker 1: and she's the love of my life. Oh sorry, boss,

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Speaker 1: we can start the meeting now, right. And then that

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Speaker 1: happens over time and he's like, wow, coiled egg really

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Speaker 1: likes that girl he's dating. And I like that about him.

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Speaker 1: Respectable man. I wish someone would treat my daughter that way.

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Speaker 1: And then you show up for dinner and you're like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: it's you, mister so and so. And then he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is me. And wait a second, that woman you've

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Speaker 1: been talking about respecting the hell out of his my

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Speaker 1: daughter it yeah. And then you just go, oh, she

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Speaker 1: didn't she didn't tell me it was you. That was

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Speaker 1: her dad, And then it's it's basically I just wrote

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Speaker 1: a movie right now, and you're the star of it.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you sound like a screenplay writer. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, how is how are you going to approach it?

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Speaker 1: If you have to meet him? Are you trying to

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Speaker 1: be serious? Now? I don't think it's gonna work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just need more time. Time? Are we sure? Are

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Speaker 1: we out of time? They? Are we out of time?

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Speaker 1: Soft boiled egg? I think no matter what's yes? All right?

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Speaker 1: I think so? All right, thanks for telling us you're

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Speaker 1: doing a little secret. No, thank you? Yeah, what's your

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