WEBVTT - Stavros Halkias Stories 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:01.440 Welcome to Games Lanes. 0:00:01.560 --> 0:00:04.559 I'm Julian Edelman, and we got a brand new compilation, 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:06.960 Highlight Reels starting now. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:08.760 Now. 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:12.120 Stavros describes what life is like on a comedy tour bus. 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.600 Now traveling on the road. You're on tour right now? 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:20.520 Is there Like I saw your big green bus. You 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:22.720 take that everywhere? It's just pretty much. I mean, this 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.440 is the first bus tour. This is the first year 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:27.320 I'm rolling Madden style cooh full. 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:27.640 Yeah. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:30.960 It fucking rules, dude, I just I'm trying to Every 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:34.120 tour would just ruin me, dude, cause it's so you 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:37.000 have access to the best stuff. It's just like you 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:39.040 could just get like and I did. I was just 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:42.479 getting really fucked up. I was just like eating, you know, 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:45.720 just so you just eat whatever the fuck you want. Though, 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:49.040 it's just such a like it's such a like head 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.639 hedonistic lifestyle. If you want that and if that's your thing, 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.160 and that is my thing, I mean, I like fucking 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.640 having a good ass time, and it would just fuck 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.760 me up so bad. And this is before the bus 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:00.720 is when we were like flying place and you'd be 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:03.560 fucking hungover and just taking whatever just to kind of 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:07.679 get through the day and uh and and so I decided, 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:10.959 like this tour every like I had gained like thirty 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.280 pounds on every tour and it's just been creeping up. 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.160 And I'm like, you know, not a young man anymore. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.240 And it's just like I had to get the bus. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.399 We got a little fridge stocked with Costco meets in there. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:25.160 I meet the pre sliced Costco like London broiler, whatever 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.480 the fuck's surloin with a little with some fucking. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.240 Canned canned beans. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:33.320 We're living like real divorce dad style in that fucking 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:36.640 bus right now. But the macros are pretty good, you know. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.320 And if I get, if I get two to three 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.479 good meals, and then if we have you know, if 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.160 we have, like you know, a couple of slutty meals 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.319 a week, that's not the end of the world. No, Now, 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.200 do you sleep on this bus? Sleep on the bus? 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.559 Did you fucking at night? You just it's like time travel. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.680 You just went like we were in Phoenix last night 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.480 and I woke up in Burbank this morning. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:57.360 Is it comfy bed? 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:57.800 Dude? 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:58.520 It rules? 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.680 You're so like it's the feeling of being a little 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:04.560 ass kid and your parents putting in a car sheet 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:07.360 and you're just for a ride until you go to sleep, 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:08.679 Like it's incredible. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:10.160 I didn't think I would like it, and then I did. 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:13.040 Burt kreischer Head had a tour a couple of years ago, 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.400 and I did like a weekend on it, and I 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:17.680 slept in like I sleep better there than I did 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.120 on Like, we got this gorgeous airbnb in l A. 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:23.640 Last time I was here, way worse than the Like 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:24.760 we were missing the bunks. 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:25.880 It was fucking hilarious. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:29.120 Yeah, and then like now nowadays, everything's on the internet. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:32.200 You could just watch TV on your iPad. You got TVs, 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:35.920 you got two TVs going. It's nice. It's better to travel. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.280 I love taking when I would go from Boston New York, 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:42.200 I'd love taking the train. Amtrak's easy and you got 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:42.639 Wi Fi. 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:44.360 You could knock out. It's the same amount of time. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:45.880 Damn near it because it takes you hour to get 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:48.560 to the airport, hour back in the city for hour flight. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:49.200 And it's ship. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:52.320 No one's fucking hassling. You can smuggle things through the train, 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:53.119 you know what I mean. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:54.359 That's easy. 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.280 Now, what's into these slutty meals? What's a slutty meal. 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.079 What's our sl I mean yesterday, what do we do? 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:01.880 Where'd you go? 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.960 I mean, just like a nice fucked up breakfast burrito, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.480 Like when you add so much shit a thirteen dollars 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.560 entrances up being twenty nine dollars. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:10.560 That's just in general. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:11.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.960 But we're talking meats, guac, fries in the burrito, all 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:16.600 that kind of Shitbritt. 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.520 Yeah, we had a yeah, for sure for. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.639 A breakfast burrito. That's a California burrito. 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:20.880 Yeah. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:24.200 Are you? Are you cheriso or are you bacon? 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.040 Depends on the mood I'm in. You know. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:30.880 I opted for steak plus cheriso, Yes, plus I got. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.120 That's what I'm saying. I got fucking insane. I did 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:37.040 a thirty dollars thirty dollars breakspurt with every dipping sauce available. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:38.360 I'm a big dipper too. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:41.160 You got a dip big of sauce things up. It 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:42.600 could take things to the next level. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.640 Always some people think it's trashy. I just think it's 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:49.320 fuck that, dude. It's trashy to use dips. Fucking live 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:52.000 a little. I like putting a one sauce on like 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.760 my white rice. Okay, Like that's. 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:59.040 How I like maybe where they're coming from. Everyone shit, 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.240 I like one sauce is like when people are are like, well, 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.200 I'm not gonna use ketchup. I'm not an animal. Let's 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:06.040 get a one. You know what I mean. It's it's 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:07.800 trash trying to be class. No offense. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:09.839 I know it is a one. 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.960 You gotta let go of any other dip. I'm with you. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:16.640 I hate doing stab you in the back like whenever. 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:19.880 So maybe I'm a hypocrite here. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.440 Whenever I eat Greek food, I always bring in don't 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.159 say ranch. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.200 God damn, I like to. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:34.160 Dip my ranch with Greek food. I THINKI and tazeke. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:35.680 I think it's a bad ranch. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.599 No, what are your fun? The fuck are you talking about? 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:40.279 We don't even teenies, not even us. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:40.800 That's more. 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.240 That's more of the Middle East, where you know, right 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:44.880 in the middle, right on the other side. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.520 But no, you gotta go. You can't do ranch, Like 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:48.559 what do you dipping in ranch? 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.200 I just eat or a hot so I like to 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.839 put hots, like a different hot sauce. I like like 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:56.440 my euro in there, or I like like when I 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.520 have a kebab, or like I. 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.400 Like you gotta get. You might just going to a 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.720 place with bags on jack. There's no great ship out here. 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:05.080 Now where What kind of ranch? Because this is important too. 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:07.680 There's there's a ranch here in La I don't, I 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.440 forget what it's called. But it's like a it's a 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.560 mom and pop ranch. Okay, you might It comes in 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:16.520 like oh yeah good. Yeah, it goes bad after a week. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:17.960 That's how you know it's sauce. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:18.360 All right. 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.360 Then maybe there's this ranch is killer and they got 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:22.800 a great blue cheese that I always have to get 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:24.159 for Rob because he loves blue cheese. 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:27.279 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that, all right. I'm willing to. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.600 I'm gonna have to try this ranch before I come 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.880 in with the ultimate heat, like deciding whether that's trashy 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:34.160 or not. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.120 I use that ranch with everything, Okay. I like ranch. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:38.120 That is good. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:41.640 Yeah, pizza and ranch. Fine, I don't. I don't, I can't. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.200 I don't give a fuck about that. But we have 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.479 every so Middle Eastern food, whether it's like any kebab 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:49.000 style has their own garlic sauce. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.000 I know have to tap into the right one. I 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.760 like those garlic sauces, Like what the garlic sauce that 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:57.240 they always give you. Yeah, it's just a little too 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.800 much garlicy see. That's so that's more of the like 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.000 pure middally. That's why I'm saying, zadzeke, you just haven't 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.120 given zazeki a chance. I get like good zadzeki the 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:07.679 way I do it. It's just full fact Greek yogurt, 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:12.080 good olive oil. You fucking plane. You hit the garlic 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:15.159 in a zester, so it's fucking tiny as shit. Yeah, 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:18.520 it really gets in there. And and then just salt 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:18.840 and pepper. 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.640 I don't even fuck with cucumbers because cucumbers don't hold 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.120 as well. And this is just a very nice garlicky 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:26.040 slightly healthier than ranch. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.000 Also, you can make it. You can make it healthy too. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:28.240 Yeah. 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:30.479 I know you kind of need to lose a couple 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.080 of pounds, so I just go. I want to give 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.480 you a couple of tips. Dude, I'm an eater though 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:38.440 I love food, but anyway, that's my you we tapped 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:39.160 into sauces. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:40.760 This is when you know this. 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:44.400 At every podcast, whenever some kind of food item comes up, 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.320 I will go off for twelve minutes uninterrupted. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.880 Now stavros Alki is on his hatred for the New 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:51.320 England Patriots. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.200 In one sentence, why did you pick this game? 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:57.120 In one I guess just because it feels good to 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:01.359 be able to rub in a humiliating loss in to 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:02.960 a guy who was on there. I think you were 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.839 probably hurt because you weren't, because you weren't. You know, 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:09.039 I just checked back. I didn't remember you, but from 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:10.880 that game, you didn't really remember a lot of Patriots 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:12.720 players because you guys fucking shipped the bed in a 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:16.960 hilarious manner, but you didn't even pay. We talked about 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:18.720 a couple of games, but you weren't even playing the 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:19.840 other game we talked about. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:21.480 You had a good game. I didn't even want you 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.600 to have that satisfaction. I would rather. 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.680 There are a lot of a lot of semiles. There's 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:33.840 separate clauses, but they're connected. So yeah, just there's a 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:38.200 lot of ideas. And it's Flaco's run. It's right after 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:41.520 the Mile High Miracle. It's right uh, right before the 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:44.240 super Bowl. It's just like a beautiful it's a forgotten 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.240 game in that run because it wasn't as memorable as 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:50.280 a super Bowl or the Mile High Miracle, but just 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.320 because fuck the Patriots. Man, we had to do a 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:54.040 game where you guys fucking sucked. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.520 Is this the greatest game of all time? 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.520 It's not, but it was a really it's a really satisfame. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.760 You know, it's a really satisfying game because again, you 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:08.240 don't get to tell to a player's face how shitty his. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.720 Team was and your team being the one to do it. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:12.200 And I do hate the page. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:14.800 It's tough because I do have You are the most 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:20.040 likable I think from the like from what's gronkret Gronk's likable, 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.720 but yeah, so's a fucking golden retriever, you know. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:27.160 What I mean. You get fucking Gronk a little treat, 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.400 he'll fucking he'll be good to go. Dude, you give 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.480 him a little bust ball in your hand, he'll come 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:33.920 up to you. He's easy to win over. 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:37.080 I have a feeling, but you know, so anyway, that's 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.600 You're the one person I have some fondness for because 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.920 you know, just role player to make. I'd like to 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.880 think of my kind of entertainment career as that. Neither 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.120 one of us had any business being successful in what 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:50.760 we did, and so I respect you for that, but 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.520 still not the greatest game. Just really just have to 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.680 get on record how much I despise the teams you 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.560 were on and just want to celebrate a victory over them. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.679 You know what, I think that I think that's the 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:06.480 highest sign of respect from a fan is when they 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.120 hate your team because of how. 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.000 Successful you are, So like, I don't get mad at that. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.240 Yeah, yeah, because I remember being a forty nine Ers 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:16.240 fan and I absolutely hated the fucking Green Bay Packers. 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.000 They used to knock us out every year in that 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.760 divisional round or that fucking first round playoff. 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:21.400 I hate it. 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:24.480 So I understand where did your start, like your sports 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:26.320 fandom come from. 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:27.960 Yeah, I mean I grew up in Baltimore, so this 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.760 is and I mean I'm I'm a fan of Baltimore 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.040 teams before the Ravens existed. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.040 So that's you know, So what's the rank? 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.280 I mean, now, the rate in terms of like true fandom, 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.280 true fandom where it's like just tribal you kind of 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.559 turn your brain off. You're not even like because if 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.480 we were being serious, it's like this is a waste 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.280 of all our time, Like our Sunday we lose one 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.160 day a week just on a couch doing shit and 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.080 like we should stop. Like when there's bye weeks, I 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.000 have I go to the park, you know what I mean, 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.280 I might go to a museum. Like I'm a better 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:05.240 person when football's got on. But you know, I like, 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:06.880 you just have to watch. You can't help it, you 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.200 can't have to watch it, and so on that level. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:12.440 Definitely the Ravens. I mean, I remember it's cool to 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.640 be a little kid when the team is coming. Like 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.760 I had that experience and I was a fan of football. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:19.959 I must have been, like we won the super Bowl 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.160 when I was in sixth grade, so I was pretty young. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:22.680 I don't remember. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.040 It was like and I remember going to I went 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:26.760 to like a punt passing kick when the fucking Vinny 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:30.080 Testaverdi and Matt Stover there, Like I was like I 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.439 was the demographic to get won over by this team 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:35.960 and like you know, the shitty, the shitty, weird like 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.040 uh logo. 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.320 That we had that was that was bad. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.480 I remember them thinking about calling us the Baltimore Americans 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:44.960 or like the Baltimore Brown like we got saved Ravens 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.160 is the best you know name we could have gotten. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.640 So it's like that's how it started. And in terms 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.120 of like overall, I mean, I like the. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:54.640 O's because just because I but I don't really baseball's. 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:55.720 It's tough. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:58.200 The guys are talented, but I just want to fuck 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:00.400 it. It's there to drink a beer, and you do. 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:04.079 But it's changed, Like the new rules of baseball is 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.880 awesome for TV because it keeps it going. But like 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:08.679 like you said, when you go to a baseball game, 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:10.160 you want to drink a beer and need a hot dog, 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:13.480 and you prayed for the longest game possible because you're 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.520 in like third seventh grade and your. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.760 Mom is there to get Yeah, yeah, maybe get. 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:19.400 The next day off. 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.000 Like now they have no chance of getting past three 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.320 and a half hours. But yeah, Orioles, I used to 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.520 love the Giants. Sure yeah, Calary Ken Jr. 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:29.800 He's the man. I mean. That's the other thing. 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.360 That's why the O's still have some funness because like 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:36.160 before the Ravens, I had those cow teams, like they 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:39.040 were fucking It was so weird to go from both 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:40.840 the Raves or the Oars being awesome. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.280 They were just dog shit until until my senior ye 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:44.800 of high school. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.720 That was the year they were like they led to 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.320 al East out of nowhere and then we fucking collapsed. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.760 And so that was the last time that I like 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.920 believed in the Orioles, and then it happened, you know, 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.280 we almost we lost the KC when they went on 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.640 to win the World Series. So I'll always have some 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.920 fondness for them. But in terms of the day to day. 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.000 It's also just easier, like Football's I've learned. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:10.360 Football is so smart in how they kind of schedule 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.080 things because just what we were saying earlier, one day week, 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.280 even when you're busy, you can commit to one day 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.280 a week and you can watch fucking Thursday night football 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.600 on your phone if you need to whatever. But like, 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.440 actually my favorite sport is probably basketball, but it's once 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.240 I started getting busy, it's kind of hard. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:27.640 It's impossible to follow a way too many games. That's 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.840 why I love football, like you said, schedule wise. Yeah, 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:33.520 and there's no first pitch. Yeah, I've heard about your 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.120 first yea, yeah, Sam hit me up and. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.000 Yeah, yeah, your first not bad. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:40.800 It wasn't It wasn't videographed well but you can't really tell, 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:42.880 but it was fucking heat right down the middle. 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.560 It was heat, Yeah, right down the middle, dude. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.800 I think they must have slowed down the video they 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:51.080 published because in the moment I remember the fucking girl 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.800 that was catching being like, ah, you know that fucking 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.040 you know, she had to go see the team doctor afterwards. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.679 They had her fingers and splints. I was right down 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:02.200 the middle, I would say, probably ninety eight ninety seven. Yeah, 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:04.880 I'm like, the ice are up after Yeah, I was like, 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:05.920 my bad, I'm sorry. 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:08.520 Yeah, I remember I threw when I threw actually when 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.839 I threw this touchdown pass, remember the double pass. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.200 I do remember that that that was the ball. I do, 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:14.280 unfortunately remember that. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:18.599 So like you throwing that ninety eight mile hour fastball. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:23.280 This is dangerous to give to me this where's the incinerator? 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:26.400 Don't pot. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.160 Showing you no. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:34.360 But right after I came into the team meeting on Monday, 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:36.640 we're all having fun, we're watching the thing, and I 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:37.680 was like the last one to. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:39.800 Walk in the office. Yeah, or in the office. 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:41.960 I taped up my arm because always the quarterbacks after 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:45.400 a big day came up. I threw my past I 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.400 came here like yeah, all right, guys, everyone started laughing. 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:50.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that was fucking horrible. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.960 Shit, who's a bigger you're a big basketball guy. You 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:55.920 had a podcast with my boy, Sam Morrel is the 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.199 man who's the bigger ball guy. You were Sam, you 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:00.480 guys are both Nicks fans. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:00.840 Yeah. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.760 Well see that's the thing Sam, kind of the love 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:05.640 I have for the Ravens, it's like for Sam, he 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.920 has channeled that into the Knicks because it's like I 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.880 love then. So my fantom is a little complicated where 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.440 I didn't have a team growing up for basketball, and 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.959 I could never root for the Wizards because d C 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.160 and Baltimore just a different thing, you know what I mean. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:19.040 It's sort of like Bay. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.800 Area stuff where it's like franactally everyone has their own 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.680 even even like yeah, Sacramento, Oak Leaves, all those plays 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.760 are pretty close, but it's totally different fandoms where it's 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:31.280 like d C and Baltimore are such different cities. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:35.000 I was like, oh, yeah, that was a great pro dude, 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:39.480 you are I do this. I just do this in myself. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:40.840 I'm not even awake right now. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.000 Because I've been cutting you up. I've been cutting you off. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:45.640 No no, no, no no. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:49.400 So so I could never root for them, So I 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:52.000 always my fandom would go to like the cooler teams 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:54.240 like I would really connect to certain teams. I was 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:59.520 a big king those Kings, uh, the Vatti divo everyone did. 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:00.960 I was shitty Warriors fan at. 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:03.080 That sure, but you guys were so bad back then, 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:05.720 choking out the coach, which is. 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.560 Cool, it was kind of cool. I had his jersey. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:13.440 But if the Kings were hot that time, they were cool, baby. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.600 And they were so fucking good yet Jason Willis before 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:19.920 they traded traded up, baby, But I and so I 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:23.000 always gravitated to some cool team would like win my 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:25.080 affection for a few years. But then once Yiannis came 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:27.720 into the league. I am such a huge Giannest fan. 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:30.200 I mean, it's like to have a Greek basketball player 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.560 be one of the best players in the world and 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.480 at times in the last few years, the best player 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.480 in the world. And even with what Jokic is doing, 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:40.800 I just think, like Yannis even making that team halfway 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:43.520 decent is it's insane how fucking. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:43.720 Good he is. 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:47.520 And so I he's my probably my favorite athlete right now, 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.880 and in terms of basketball rankings, he's my guy. 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:52.320 I always like to keep up with him. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.840 And but Sam Morrell has been like a Knicks fan 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:56.680 for fucking ever. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:01.920 Next, Stavroskis breaks down his mouth Rushmore of Baltimore athletes. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:07.840 We gotta have the Mount Rushmore. Okay of Baltimore athletes. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.800 Oh, I love it. 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:13.680 Oh yeah, I mean or from Baltimore, from Baltimore. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:15.360 We could do it. We could do a cultural, We 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.080 could do a cultural. We could do a culture, and 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:18.720 we could do an athlete. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.880 I mean, if you're talking to athletes, obviously Col's gotta 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:26.440 be on there. It really comes down to, uh, I 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.600 think Cow's gotta be on there, Ray Lewis and Ed 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:30.800 Reid And then. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.120 I mean, what do you what's telling you in your head? 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:37.640 Right now? 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:39.840 I just I see it. 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.040 It's just hard my answer. 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:44.560 Don't say it? Are you gonna say it? 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:46.280 I don't. I don't think I can. 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:47.440 Is there something about him? 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:48.760 There is something about him? 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.520 Right I'm not gonna say there's not something about him. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:52.640 It's a split. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:56.760 I know that's a fucking completely, uh complete cowards way out, 0:16:56.800 --> 0:17:00.200 but it is. It's the quarterback slot, and it's for 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.560 it's it's a split right now, Lamar and Flacco. But 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.720 Lamar is so fucking like obviously this is a joke 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:09.040