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Speaker 1: Is it me or is there way too much emphasis

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Speaker 1: on the early bird's good luck and not nearly enough

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Speaker 1: talk about the early worm's bad luck that.

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Speaker 2: It actually really good.

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Speaker 1: Being early doesn't always pay off for everybody.

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Speaker 3: This is why I'm so cautious time. It depends on

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Speaker 3: who you are.

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Speaker 1: Thank God, we are just right on time for a

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Speaker 1: brand new edition of Care Don't Care. Let's get right

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Speaker 1: into our first headline. Christmas ornaments are out now. Gen

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Speaker 1: Z's decorating their trees with what care don't care?

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Speaker 3: I have to care, all right?

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Speaker 2: I care?

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Speaker 1: Well. Forget the big shiny round balls and sparkly tinsel

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Speaker 1: on your tree. That's how Grandma and Grandpa used to

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Speaker 1: decorate for Christmas back in the dark ages. Now the

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Speaker 1: cool thing to do is deck out your tree with

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Speaker 1: ribbons and bows.

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Speaker 3: Cue.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were for sure gonna say empty beer

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Speaker 2: cans like all the guys id.

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Speaker 3: In college used to do. That's always been a frat

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Speaker 3: boy Christmas.

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Speaker 1: But thanks to Barbie and Taylor Swift, the trendy style

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Speaker 1: for the year is quote hyper feminine ballet core. So

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Speaker 1: that's showing up in our Christmas decorations too, and now

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Speaker 1: on TikTok. The search for Christmas tree bows has gotten

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Speaker 1: more than ten billion views.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you make yourself like? Talk to us, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: How gen Zers love it mainly because it's easy. But

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Speaker 1: instead of having to deal with tons of big, bulky,

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Speaker 1: fragile ornaments that you have to haul up and down

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Speaker 1: the stairs and store carefully in the basement so nothing

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Speaker 1: breaks each year, now you just run out to Michael's,

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Speaker 1: buy a five dollar roll of ribbons, and tie a

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Speaker 1: bunch of them onto your tree and boom you're done.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here it is. Yeah, that's what it kind of

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Speaker 3: looks like.

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Speaker 1: I think it's cute.

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Speaker 3: One gen Z.

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Speaker 1: Influencer named Samantha Miller says, quote, some people might think

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Speaker 1: it's just plain Jane, but it'll give off Chanelle vibes,

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Speaker 1: I promise, okay, simple.

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Speaker 2: I think it's funny that the picture Jeff's showing us

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Speaker 2: only has four bows, because that's really honestly, how much

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Speaker 2: five dollars of ribbon will cover you, Like, if you

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Speaker 2: want to make it look good, you gotta have at

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Speaker 2: least forty bucks down on ribbon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna post the video up on our instant

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Speaker 1: stories at brook and Jeffrey, you tell us if that's

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Speaker 1: giving Chanel vibes or not.

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Speaker 3: I have an idea.

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Speaker 1: You could always spend five or ten bucks and get

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Speaker 1: Christmas ornament.

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Speaker 3: Yea, it costs way more than that.

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Speaker 2: Donald put a little popcorn garland on there. I mean

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Speaker 2: cheese like Barbey was a movie. So that's not chanell vibes.

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Speaker 3: Bro It wants to eat things off of her tree. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: candy cake. Let's see if you guys care about this headline.

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Speaker 1: This could possibly be Brooks biggest food regret effort.

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Speaker 3: What care? Don't care? You have no food regret? Cat

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Speaker 3: care care.

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Speaker 1: Back in twenty sixteen, McDonald's tried to win people over

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Speaker 1: by introducing a new menu item called Pumpkin Spice French Fries.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think I blocked it from ever

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Speaker 3: tried to get in on the craze.

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Speaker 1: Twenty twelve, Taco Bell decided to get really freaky with

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Speaker 1: a breakfast drink called Mountain Dew Am which it was

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Speaker 1: basically a mimosa, but instead of orange juice and champagne,

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Speaker 1: it was oj and mountain dew mixed together.

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Speaker 3: Es definitely not those creations.

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Speaker 1: Along with hundreds of other fast food monstrosities were rolled

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Speaker 1: out and available for.

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Speaker 3: A limited time. Keyword there was limited yeah time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I bring that up because Subway just did something

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Speaker 1: the other day that was only available in select cities

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Speaker 1: for a short amount of time and brought me You're

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Speaker 1: going to be really sad you miss this? What Because

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Speaker 1: they decided to create a new item to pair with

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Speaker 1: their famous foot long subs.

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Speaker 3: Subway rolled out foot long cookies, no best cookies. Here's

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Speaker 3: what they looked like. God, looked like the actual sandwiches,

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Speaker 3: but all cookie form. They look like the bread if

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Speaker 3: you can't do the fun.

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Speaker 1: They are twelve inch long chocolate chip cookies given out

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Speaker 1: for free with the purchase of a foot long sandwich

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Speaker 1: on National Cookie Day.

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Speaker 3: Which happened yesterday. So you.

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Speaker 1: Just missed it, bro, Why did you not read this

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Speaker 1: article yesterday?

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing? Do care don't carry yesterday?

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Speaker 1: They do say they're gonna add the foot long cookies

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Speaker 1: to the menu officially starting in January, but you'll have

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Speaker 3: It's like a little sample giveaway sell.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, yeah, I don't know if it'll.

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Speaker 3: Make it into let's go to your next headline.

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Speaker 1: The new holiday cleaning hack so good, even Jose's house

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Speaker 1: will be cleaned by Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Care I don't care.

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Speaker 2: That is like one of the biggest stresses the season

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 3: Care care for you guys, less than.

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Speaker 1: A month from the big Yule tide yummening. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you call the holiday no one.

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Speaker 3: Else calls That's what I call it.

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Speaker 1: You'll tie young Fest, which means you're gonna be having

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Speaker 1: guests coming over at your place, and that means you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to give your annual Oh sorry, the place

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Speaker 1: is such a mess Speechtom.

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Speaker 3: And then it smells like lemon zesty.

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Speaker 1: No, your guests go, what messy, but they're secretly judging

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Speaker 1: you on that cat Sorry. Luckily, there's a new technique

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Speaker 1: making the rounds online that's supposed to help you get

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Speaker 1: your home spotless by the holidays and it won't feel like.

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Speaker 3: Such a big chore. It's called the calendar method.

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Speaker 1: Basically, you print out a calendar for the next thirty days.

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Speaker 1: On the first day, you get rid of one piece

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Speaker 1: of clutter in your house. If you could either toss

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Speaker 1: it in the trash, donate it, wrap it to use

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Speaker 1: as a gift for your office holiday party. White elephant exchange, whatever,

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Speaker 1: whatever you do, it just gotta be gone out of

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Speaker 1: your house by the end of the day.

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Speaker 3: Then cross that day off the calendar. You're done.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Day two you get rid of two pieces of clutter.

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Speaker 1: On day three, three pieces, and so it's like the

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Speaker 1: least fun advent calendar of all time.

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Speaker 2: It's like the backwards So wait, by day thirty, on

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Speaker 2: one day, you're giving away thirty things.

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Speaker 1: Yep, you will have gotten rid of almost five hundred

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Speaker 1: pieces of clutter in your home will be spotless for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: People will have people will come over and be like,

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Speaker 3: you've been robbed. Yeah, if you run out of clutter,

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Speaker 3: then you're done.

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Speaker 1: But they say, you'll just get in the habit of

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Speaker 1: tidying up a little bit of your home each day

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Speaker 1: without having to do a massive haul over the day

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Speaker 1: before your family arrives.

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Speaker 2: This just sounds like big arguments between my husbands.

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Speaker 3: That's that clutter, Michael.

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Speaker 1: Finally, you have's joke of the day, Caroen don't care.

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Speaker 1: What are the elves used to keep Sanna's sleigh clean?

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Speaker 1: What santitizer?

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Speaker 2: That was?

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Speaker 3: Karen, don't care? We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 2: Up and Jeffrey in the morning,