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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Fine Presents. Yeah, I got it. I got a topic

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Speaker 1: from that. I am appalled, but I don't know for

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Speaker 1: a lot to talk about it the minute morning show,

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Speaker 1: but after the big show. This is ten minute window

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Speaker 1: when we sit here and talk about the most disgusting things,

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Speaker 1: the most disgusting You win that one one. I don't

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Speaker 1: have to say, we don't have to say it, but

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Speaker 1: you want with whatever I have to say. I don't

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Speaker 1: think that it's disgusting. I think that there's so many

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Speaker 1: normal things that people do that everybody thinks disgusting. Normal

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Speaker 1: just don't they don't talk about it? Yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 1: No one wants to admit everything, like everybody picks their

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Speaker 1: nose right when no one talks about but everybody does. Okay,

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Speaker 1: nobody does what you just said you did. Nobody does

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Speaker 1: that take Do you want me to start with like

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Speaker 1: a disgusting thing I do to make you feel comfortable?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? We just we should all sa hello him

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Speaker 1: Gandhi by than. This is the topic I feel like

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Speaker 1: is coming here is did you ever take a job

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Speaker 1: and then you learned crap about your coworker your new

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Speaker 1: coworkers you had no idea. Yeah, every job I've ever taken,

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Speaker 1: I've been like, the fun does happen? Okay, So before

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Speaker 1: you heard what great Tea said? What was the most

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Speaker 1: What do that you heard? Before what you just heard? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to think about that first. You know what,

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Speaker 1: we can't talk about it. There's a lot of stuff

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Speaker 1: You say, what job it was? Just tell us the story. Uh, Nope,

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Speaker 1: I can't do it. Can't do it. It could be bad.

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Speaker 1: Do you have one? You go first. So I used

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Speaker 1: to work for Um Chuck E Cheese many many years ago.

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Speaker 1: a franchise, which means a guy, two guys owned the

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Speaker 1: franchise and his wife got drunk one day and I

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Speaker 1: don't know what we're to part. We found out that

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Speaker 1: he like to have sex with cantaloupes. What like he

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Speaker 1: would I don't know what he did, but he would

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Speaker 1: put he would put a hole in the candle open

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Speaker 1: and then and then he would he would do it

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Speaker 1: to the candle ope, and then he enjoyed having his

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Speaker 1: wife then eat the candle Oope. That sounds strange, but

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Speaker 1: you don't not compare to what but that's up there,

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Speaker 1: that's up there, that's up there is what they called.

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Speaker 1: But everything sounds strange, but you don't know if it's

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Speaker 1: really that strange. So you try it, and then let's

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Speaker 1: say you do try. Okay, somebody get me a candle. Oop.

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Speaker 1: I think if we pull if we pulled in like

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Speaker 1: Scotty Be, all of the interns and we asked them

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Speaker 1: the question of what what you said? I think not

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Speaker 1: one person does it. Asking Scotty B is not fair.

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Speaker 1: Scotty B is the king of crazy weird ship, but

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Speaker 1: not Okay, I'm not gonna taint it. Scotty B plays waterfall.

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Speaker 1: Do we just do? I just ask the question, okay,

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Speaker 1: Scotty Be. Have you ever shipped in the shower hour

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Speaker 1: and shoved it down the drain with your feet? No,

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Speaker 1: that's a great tea thing, Okay, I have. There's been

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Speaker 1: more than one occasion where I've tried really hard to

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Speaker 1: what it feels like. My body won't allow it. Why

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Speaker 1: do you want to feel like what? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just think it'd be fool it's just free gold fish. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I've never gotten out of a pool in

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Speaker 1: my life. By the way, if you took it, if

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Speaker 1: you took a dump in the ocean and a shark

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Speaker 1: sitting pools. No, no no, no, no, no no, no, I

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Speaker 1: pool to pe. I only pee in pools. You're never

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Speaker 1: coming to my house. I p in pools on a

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Speaker 1: regular on your own house. The filter. I think we

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Speaker 1: found that common ground here. Scary pet in pools before,

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Speaker 1: but not I don't make a habit of it. But

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Speaker 1: you pet pools. It's not my own. Also, you have

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Speaker 1: totally totally pet pool um. When we're talking about like

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Speaker 1: not that gross, but like once a month, you really

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Speaker 1: need to get into your belly button with a cute tip.

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Speaker 1: get out of this. That's what I have a dog for.

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Speaker 1: When you get when you get out of the shower,

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Speaker 1: put a cute tip in your belly button twirlet and

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Speaker 1: you'll see what comes out, I promise you. And also,

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Speaker 1: but why have to stuff comes out? Yes, get out,

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Speaker 1: so you go from belly button to nose and then

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Speaker 1: what you throw it out right after? And throw it

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Speaker 1: I just cut out the middle man. Yeah. And then

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Speaker 1: when you cut your big toe oil after it's been

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Speaker 1: but if you know it smells like cheese, why do

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Speaker 1: you smell? It's satisfying the big toe now? And then

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Speaker 1: I've used the in between my teeth. You this hooks

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Speaker 1: and it gets right up in there most at all. Right,

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Speaker 1: hold on you, Scotty, you named two things, you said

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Speaker 1: you had at least three or four. Yeah, Well, I

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Speaker 1: like to watch people vomit. I think it's funny people.

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Speaker 1: Have you gone? Have you gone on YouTube and typed

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Speaker 1: in vomit videos and vomit videos? By the way, you're

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Speaker 1: keep going for I can't smell it, though, but I

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Speaker 1: can watch it. What if I vomited in your belly button?

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Speaker 1: That'd be a lot to take out. By the way,

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Speaker 1: that's what the candaloupe was involving. So Scotty and Daniel

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Speaker 1: vomits around here? Is that like every time of Tea

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Speaker 1: does a bit where he drinks some ship. I laughed hysterically. Pants,

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Speaker 1: have peace healthy? Yes? So you're a sniffer of things.

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Speaker 1: I also, you know, you know, I did have that website,

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Speaker 1: why I said Scott. I'm telling you there's one time

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Speaker 1: swear to talking about dedication. How did that happen? Other

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Speaker 1: I would just pee in pools. I was in pools

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Speaker 1: things I don't know. I don't really have much they

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Speaker 1: diluted by that. Okay and chlorine. Somebody's firing us some

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Speaker 1: topic ideas for the fifteen minute morning show, because I

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Speaker 1: about Scotty Be because I feel like the things he's mentioning.

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Speaker 1: Keep going categories on porn. I can't do it anymore. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the categories Scotty Be dropped down. There can't take about

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Speaker 1: porn up those things. They're all actors, like it's not fun,

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Speaker 1: an amateur. That means they don't get paid by a

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Speaker 1: because that's real. And then when the chick vomits, that's

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Speaker 1: that's really good sex that I'm watching. Now. Do you

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Speaker 1: because it's it's all actors. I'm tired of the actor.

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Speaker 1: How are they making money. How are they making money

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Speaker 1: as Yeah, somebody watches the ads, ads on all those sides.

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Speaker 1: Yeah there's new ads now now that you notice the ads,

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Speaker 1: I have no choice. They pop up, they pop off.

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Speaker 1: So let's go back to gross. No, let's not you

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Speaker 1: pee in the pool? What is it? Let me do

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Speaker 1: something basic? Never gross, person, I'm really not. Although you

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Speaker 1: want to come over? I was like that, you know

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Speaker 1: what's gross? And I don't off handsome to you because

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Speaker 1: over here, hold on, kind to get your finger out

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Speaker 1: your nose. It feels so good. There's always a guy

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Speaker 1: it's not rockets. No, that's just that's where you draw

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Speaker 1: when you're a runner, you have no choice. You gotta

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Speaker 1: heard the ending. By the way, congratulations by the way

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Speaker 1: taking protein also a category on porn hub. By the way,

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Speaker 1: a little side note on this. So I'm watching Great

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Speaker 1: fart and it like just came out blasting it like

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Speaker 1: So yes, so then so Poland's dude sponge slobs ship hands. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: that when I sit down on a toilet at JFK

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