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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember email the show on

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. And if you do,

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Speaker 1: you're safe to say whatever you want because nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are. Everybody remains anonymous. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. And that's why the person

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Speaker 1: on the phone, we don't know their real name. But

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Speaker 1: they're gonna tell us a dirty little secret. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Okay? So this all right? Well, first

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Speaker 1: of all, my wife can never know about this. However,

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Speaker 1: I'm taking this to the grave. Okay, yeah, what is Well, um,

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Speaker 1: well let's get into it here. So this was maybe

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Speaker 1: two Christmases ago. Um, I was at her family's place,

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Speaker 1: her parents place, and I was just, you know, getting

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Speaker 1: really drunk with her with her brother, my brother in law,

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Speaker 1: down in the living room. Okay, you guys made out. No, Hey,

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Speaker 1: we've will been there. Okay. So, um, you know, first

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Speaker 1: of all, you know we're drinking in the living room

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Speaker 1: and you know, you know, I'm having a good time.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to go upstairs to go to bed.

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Speaker 1: We're staying in one of the bedrooms upstairs. Um, so

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Speaker 1: let me, you know, go back to a step here

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Speaker 1: and just say that my wife and her mother are

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Speaker 1: very similar looking. Oh, I think I know where this

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Speaker 1: is going. So, you know, the same build, uh, same

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Speaker 1: hair color, same you know, you know. So, Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: going upstairs the end of the night. You know, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling pretty tipsy, but I'm you know, I'm also

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm in the mood, you know. So I

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Speaker 1: go to the bedroom, Um that I believe my wife

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Speaker 1: is in here. Um, and uh, you know, I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to go, you know, you know what I mean. I think, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think, I think I do. So I climb into

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Speaker 1: bed and uh, you know, snuggle up. And about two

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Speaker 1: seconds into that snuggle, I realized that I am not

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Speaker 1: in bed with my wife. And how did you realize that? Yeah? Um,

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Speaker 1: well she turned and said something and I'm like, uh,

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Speaker 1: You're like, honey, must have been the most awkward time

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Speaker 1: in your entire life. Yeah, well I threw my clothes

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Speaker 1: back on. Did you tell I'm sure you told your wife?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not at all. Me and her mom were

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Speaker 1: just like this never happened, never speak of this. Oh

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Speaker 1: wait where did you say your wife was sleeping? She Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's sleeping in the other bedroom. I went into the

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Speaker 1: wrong door because you were hammered. Why could you not

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Speaker 1: tell your wife though, Like, I mean, it was an accident.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was essentially down to my birthday

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Speaker 1: suit at this point, so, you know, with her mom.

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Speaker 1: So I just feel like I so I just put

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Speaker 1: into the wrong door, and I just wouldn't lateen that

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Speaker 1: freaking bed with your mom. How funny is that? Leave

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Speaker 1: that birthday sit out part out? Yeah? But no, everyone

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Speaker 1: would find that funny because if you're naked. I just said,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could leave that part out though,

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Speaker 1: Like you'd have to tell that part why you never know?

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's like, well, I mean they look like maybe

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Speaker 1: she thought I was going for it. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: so I don't. I'm not saying anything ever, So you

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Speaker 1: guys just made an agreement not to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: She's probably grossed out to yeah, oh for sure, turned

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Speaker 1: on and she's like I can't. Yeah. So every Christmas

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Speaker 1: now that we go back to that house, I make

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Speaker 1: sure to take it easy on the drinks and know

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Speaker 1: exactly where my wife is. Smart moved. Yeah, maybe turn

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Speaker 1: her location on or something. Thanks, Thank you. Did Jubil

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