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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. This one time I was

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Speaker 1: at a work Christmas party for a big company and

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Speaker 1: the CEO was giving a speech about how great the

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Speaker 1: company was doing, right after they had done a round

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Speaker 1: of layoffs, and one of my co workers had his

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Speaker 1: wife with him, and she got drunk and started heckling

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Speaker 1: the CEO. Wait, I would have loved Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: a big banquet room, there were a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he really hurt her, but I

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Speaker 1: do know that his assistant was sitting one table away,

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Speaker 1: and I watched the whole thing as she wrote down

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Speaker 1: a note on the pad of paper in front of her.

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Speaker 1: The next week, that guy was also laid off. It's

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show, Yea and call us right now eight

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Speaker 1: at eight three four three one o six one. What's

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Speaker 1: a lie that you've told to get out of going

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Speaker 1: to a holiday event? That is one moment where I'm

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Speaker 1: sure that dude had wished that he had said he

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Speaker 1: was sick or some something. Yeah, call us eight at

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one o six one. Jason, what

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Speaker 1: is a lie that you've told to get out of

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Speaker 1: a work holiday party? Okay, so this happened a long

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Speaker 1: time ago. I had best started dating this girl like

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Speaker 1: we were. We'd only been on like four date and uh,

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Speaker 1: I was working for this bank and it's so boring,

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Speaker 1: and they wanted me to, you know, plan this big

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Speaker 1: holiday party, and I had to do all these things.

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Speaker 1: I did not want to do it. My boss. She

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Speaker 1: kept calling me and calling me. Finally, we're having dinner

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Speaker 1: at a restaurant and they call again and I go,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's my boss again with this Christmas thing.

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Speaker 1: I go hi, And as soon as I said Hi,

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Speaker 1: the girl I was dating starts going, you know what

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Speaker 1: is that another one of your stanks? Oh the phone?

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Speaker 1: How dare you? And she grabs the phone from me.

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Speaker 1: Who it thinks, and she goes, I'm blah blah blah,

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Speaker 1: I'm his boss. Um, I don't believe you. Are you

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Speaker 1: another one of these girls that he said you are? You?

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Speaker 1: You know what we are? Through throws the phone down

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Speaker 1: and I grab I'm sorry, I have to go. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. So I'm

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Speaker 1: freaking out, and she looked as she goes, do you

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Speaker 1: think that worked? I said, what do you mean? No?

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Speaker 1: I could do that for you to try and teach

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Speaker 1: would and I said, oh my god. So I called

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Speaker 1: my boss back and I said, I'm sorry, I'm dealing

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Speaker 1: with this breaks up now. I don't know that I

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Speaker 1: can do this party this weekend. Oh I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: no worries, no worries. I'm sorry for calling you. I

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Speaker 1: got out of that whole thing because this girl I

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Speaker 1: just started dating, grabbed the phone and created this elaborate lie.

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Speaker 1: And to this day we are still married. Yes, she's

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Speaker 1: a keeper. I think that's a great idea for people

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Speaker 1: listening right now. Just have a friend start screaming stuff

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Speaker 1: in the background. Yeah. But also, while she's a keeper

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Speaker 1: and it's a great thing, it could also bite you

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Speaker 1: in the butt in the long run, because you know,

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Speaker 1: she has the ideas and you know too created uses

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Speaker 1: up her sleeve. She might be using it against you someday. Right,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm willing to take that chance. There,

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Speaker 1: you got, She's crazy enough, but in the great way, right,

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Speaker 1: I love it, anything but the holiday party, right exactly? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can see what every wife Cereal on a sixth one?

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Speaker 1: What is a lie that you've told to get out

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Speaker 1: of going to a work holiday party? Christian. Honestly, I'm

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Speaker 1: really bad when it comes to lying, just because I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm always a very emotional person, so people

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Speaker 1: constantly know how I feel. So when it comes to

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Speaker 1: being fake about how I feel, I'm not good at it.

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Speaker 1: So I don't lie. I'll just tell you straight up,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to coming. It wasn't a work one,

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Speaker 1: but Christmas. It with my family, Like a year or

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Speaker 1: two ago, right during the twenty twenty election, I had

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Speaker 1: a really big pro Trump uncle who like would comment

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Speaker 1: on every Facebook status I had, whether it was political

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Speaker 1: or not, and make it about Trump. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I absolutely refuse to have my Christmas ruin. I just

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Speaker 1: told my mom, was like, I love you, but I'm

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Speaker 1: choosing peace. I'm not doing this, Like, and you can

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Speaker 1: tell them I'm not coming. Yes, protect your pedia straight up,

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Speaker 1: I don't care what side of the political thing you're on.

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Speaker 1: It is annoying if you're trying to have a holiday

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Speaker 1: dinner and some people are arguing politics. I don't care

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Speaker 1: who is, Like, it's just take a break for a

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Speaker 1: minute or the love of God. So many other things

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Speaker 1: to discuss. Yeah, it don't make me have to see

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Speaker 1: here and prove you wrong. Holiday call us eight three

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Speaker 1: six one. What is a lie you've told to get

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Speaker 1: out of going to a holiday party? Jessica. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: hate to say it, but every year my work says

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Speaker 1: this retreat and they want the whole team to go,

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Speaker 1: and it's like a big holiday party and the you know,

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Speaker 1: look back over the year. I love team where I went.

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Speaker 1: It's team building, I know. But the last couple of

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Speaker 1: years I have been calling in sick every time every time. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I just didn't want to go. So

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm sick, I can't what if

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Speaker 1: I get everyone's six. So this year, when I thought

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Speaker 1: I was sick and I couldn't go, my boss actually

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Speaker 1: called me on the phone and was like, are you

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Speaker 1: really sick or do you just not want to go? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of weird that you get sick the same

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Speaker 1: time every year. Coincidental. I can't do that. It's a

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Speaker 1: little coincidental, little coincidel. And I panicked and so I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: actually I I said I would sick, but really I

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Speaker 1: broke my arm and then I had to go to

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Speaker 1: like a medical supply like a pharmacy and get a sling.

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Speaker 1: And I've just been wearing my arm in a sling

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Speaker 1: since then. Oh my god, I want to go. Everybody

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Speaker 1: that's feeling you've had to fake that you've broke your arm,

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Speaker 1: that's commitment to get out of going to most work functions,

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Speaker 1: even work. I would definitely fake a broken lamp. I

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Speaker 1: love that, honestly. Just go ahead and buy a wheelchair,

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Speaker 1: keep it there, and you, dude, I'll cut an arm

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Speaker 1: off if I don't have to go. Sometimes try me

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Speaker 1: actually do it and then acting okay, comment then Jebel

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