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Speaker 1: Call It what It Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille Ludington,

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Speaker 1: an iHeartRadio podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, Hello, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, call It crew, and welcome to another episode of

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Speaker 3: Short and Sweet.

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Speaker 4: Let's give a little backstory.

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Speaker 3: I sent this headline to you, this article to you,

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Speaker 3: and it was the most annoying headline I've ever seen

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Speaker 3: in my life.

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Speaker 4: The eye roll I did lasted maybe an hour. I

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Speaker 4: was like pissed.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I was like, I don't need this in my life.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you read the headline that I sent you?

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Speaker 2: Does my vagina need a skincare routine?

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Speaker 4: Jessica Capshaw, I don't need this.

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Speaker 2: I'm tired.

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Speaker 5: Let it if I need to start worrying about what

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Speaker 5: whether I'm I don't know, wrinkle free.

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Speaker 3: What are we talking about here? We talk about botox

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Speaker 3: and filler.

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Speaker 2: Well, we've talked about scrow talks.

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Speaker 3: So we have talked about scow talks. Let's talk about it. Okay,

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Speaker 3: there's just but there.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna interject.

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Speaker 6: It's a little it's a little off brand for me

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Speaker 6: because it's a little pessimistic.

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Speaker 2: But I just it's it's sort of smacks of.

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Speaker 6: Capitalism and consumerism, like it seems like we're just being

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Speaker 6: told that we need to buy stuff.

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Speaker 4: And to be honest.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So this was an article from The Cut and

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Speaker 3: it tackles the booming trend of vaginal skin, from cleansers

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Speaker 3: and ceriums to v drops. Never heard of that and

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Speaker 3: luxury formulas they're flooding TikTok and sophora. I thought to myself,

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Speaker 3: I've never seen a headline that says, do my balls

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Speaker 3: need a skincare routine? So I felt like this is

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Speaker 3: a little misogynistic if you're asking me, well, it feels

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Speaker 3: like the.

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Speaker 6: First wave was, you know, just hair removal, Like it

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Speaker 6: felt like, you know, vaginas were under attack from all angles.

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Speaker 2: They needed to be completely stripped.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: And then now that they're now that they're just free

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Speaker 6: and naked in the world and of anything, you need

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Speaker 6: to also get like polished and serummed and steamed.

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Speaker 3: And have you heard Okay, I've heard of steamed because

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Speaker 3: you know, I you know, I love a goop. I

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Speaker 3: love a Goop episode. So I heard of steaming the vagina. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I've heard of that. Have you heard before I send

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Speaker 3: you this? Had you heard of vaginal a vaginal skincare

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Speaker 3: routine where someone's going to go to bed and they're like,

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna do my space and my vagina quick.

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Speaker 4: Before bed.

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Speaker 5: They put on one of those like Jessica, you know those.

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Speaker 4: Like headbands you have your hair.

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Speaker 2: It was like a vagina aad band.

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Speaker 3: You gotta get it ready.

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Speaker 6: I think that the vaginas that are getting skincare again

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Speaker 6: are bald.

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Speaker 2: I mean maybe they are, maybe they're not.

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Speaker 6: I don't think that there's I don't think there's hair

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Speaker 6: standing in their way. I think no, I hadn't heard

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Speaker 6: of a skincare routine for listen. I'm a very clean person,

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Speaker 6: like I like things very clean. Yes, I'm a tidy person,

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Speaker 6: absolutely so. I mean I put at tension on during

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Speaker 6: the like when you're in the shower or the bath.

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Speaker 4: Well, we're not letting it get swampy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, But I'm saying like, like when I wake up

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Speaker 6: in the morning or when I go to bed at night,

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Speaker 6: I didn't I'm not aware that there's actually an extra

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Speaker 6: step that needs to be taken in a skin like

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Speaker 6: in a skincare regime. I think that I get that

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Speaker 6: sorted in my normal you know, showering or bathing process.

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Speaker 3: Well thankfully, obg yn doctor ericat Neulan and dermatologist doctor

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Speaker 3: Michelle Henry disagree with this skincare routine situation.

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Speaker 2: And this this next part.

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Speaker 6: Kind of creeps me out. I don't really want to

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Speaker 6: hear go ahead saying, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 4: Say it because it's true.

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Speaker 3: Well, our vaginas, they maintain that our vaginas are self cleaning.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's a that's a beautiful thing that our vagina.

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Speaker 6: It's fine, but the self cleaning part makes me feel

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Speaker 6: like like our like like our vaginas have like rumbas

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Speaker 6: or something like that, like they've got it, like there's

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Speaker 6: some part of them that cleans themselves automatically.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you don't have a rumba, not in my vagina.

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Speaker 4: Oh well you must know.

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Speaker 2: Like one of those pool cleaners that just like.

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Speaker 6: Roams around cleaning the bottom of.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've never had that visual. That is absurd.

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Speaker 4: And this is what I've always heard.

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Speaker 3: You should typically just use warm water or a very gentle,

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Speaker 3: fragrance free cleansa.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that was so British.

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Speaker 3: Cleansing when needed on the vulva, which is the external

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Speaker 3: area of the vagina and why.

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Speaker 2: For a second. Let's just talk about that for a second.

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Speaker 4: What the word bulva? Yeah, I knew you're going to

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Speaker 4: say it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I don't I think we could have come

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Speaker 3: up with something a little bit more just.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure a lot of people are going to disagree,

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Speaker 6: But I don't think she's a cute word.

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Speaker 4: I don't think she's a cute word either.

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Speaker 2: I don't think penis is much better. By the way,

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Speaker 2: It's not like I think.

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Speaker 4: No, I just I don't understand why all I know,

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Speaker 4: I know, I know, I.

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Speaker 3: Do agree, Okay, why do Why do these doctors think?

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Speaker 3: This is? Because many products can disrupt your pH irritate

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Speaker 3: delicate skin, and do more harm than good. In short,

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Speaker 3: less is more. Absolutely, this is what I think is

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Speaker 3: insane about this. I've heard this for many years, as

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Speaker 3: you have, as so many of us have.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what am I like? What am am

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Speaker 4: I doing? Appeal down there?

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Speaker 3: No, no, I know, but I'm like, I'm joking, but

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Speaker 3: like I feel like you have to be so careful.

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Speaker 4: It's such a delicate.

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Speaker 2: It's such delicate skin.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I think that you've got to be that

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Speaker 6: being said, also, I was have already.

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Speaker 2: You already know the story, but I was.

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Speaker 6: It wasn't so long ago that I was made aware

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Speaker 6: just how very different our vulvas are.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you were quite shocked.

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 6: And my guess is that there's probably you know, maybe

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Speaker 6: maybe it's a customization, like every vulv needs a different routine.

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Speaker 3: I don't think so well, I mean possibly, I look

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Speaker 3: up what.

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Speaker 6: All the different vulva options are. They look like they

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Speaker 6: might need different routines.

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Speaker 3: That's fair, that's possible. I think that when we I

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Speaker 3: think this is what I hate about it. I think that,

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Speaker 3: like I'm already struggling with a skincare routine from the

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Speaker 3: neck up right, I'm already confused.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so you're like me, like, have you ever used

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Speaker 2: body lotion?

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Speaker 4: Like, yes, but I don't know which I know from

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Speaker 4: here up? Oh not every day, but I've used body

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Speaker 4: lotion before.

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Speaker 3: But I'm like, I'm I'm scouring the aisles of Sephora

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Speaker 3: to find the best neck cream. I don't need to

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Speaker 3: be heading down the vagina aisle next to figure out

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Speaker 3: what I would the toner.

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Speaker 2: Oh god.

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Speaker 6: Also, by the way, I'm just I'm just saying, like

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Speaker 6: your face is right, there you can look in the

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Speaker 6: mirror and see where where you're at, how how your

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Speaker 6: how your products are you know, reacting to your skin.

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Speaker 6: I'm just gonna go out on a limon and say, like,

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Speaker 6: it's hard to get face to face with how things

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Speaker 6: are going down there or which toner might be working right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Can you imagine if I saw you and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 3: you look a little tired, and I was like, but

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Speaker 3: my vagina looks great today.

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Speaker 2: Well, but also, how would you check your work?

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Speaker 6: Is my point? I mean, I mean, I guess you're

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Speaker 6: maybe maybe there's there's another thing that you need to throw.

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Speaker 2: On the market, like the vagina mirror.

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Speaker 4: I just don't. I don't care enough, is the truth,

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Speaker 4: of course.

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Speaker 3: I mean I don't I care, of course to keep

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Speaker 3: everything clean. We're not talking about being clean and hygienic

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Speaker 3: and keeping everything fresh and all the things. We're talking

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Speaker 3: about a fucking skincare routine for down there. And that's

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Speaker 3: what bugets I was like, women don't need another thing, No,

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Speaker 3: we don't until I see a penis skincare routine that

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Speaker 3: they're all following, and all the guys are in the

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Speaker 3: penis aisle getting that cream I'm not gonna worry about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah do you think that?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 6: I'm just gonna be like my, my, My socials are

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Speaker 6: just gonna start feeding me.

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Speaker 2: All the vaginal school gods. Am I gonna get those?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Seriously, Watch one night, I'll be two glasses of

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Speaker 3: red wine and suddenly there's a bunch in my car.

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Speaker 6: I just don't understand some of these things, Like, I mean,

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Speaker 6: I definitely have no idea what a vaginal detox pearl.

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Speaker 2: I've heard of.

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Speaker 6: You're right, I've never heard of vaginal glitter bombs.

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Speaker 4: Vaginal glitter bombs. Okay, this is what it says. First off,

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Speaker 4: these these glitter.

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Speaker 3: Bombs for your vagina are called my Glitter Capsules.

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Speaker 4: Comes in a three pack.

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Speaker 3: The capsule will dissolve, releasing a sparkly mixture of shimmer

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Speaker 3: and lube, adding to a magical element to your sex life.

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Speaker 3: If tinker Bell uses lube. This is it. I'm not

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Speaker 3: even kidding this, this is what I'm reading. Can I

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Speaker 3: tell you something I have never been intimate and thought,

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Speaker 3: I wish it does a little glitter.

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Speaker 6: I wish it sparkled more. Oh god, it this would

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Speaker 6: be better if it was a little sparkleer. This would

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Speaker 6: feel better if there was sparkles on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Wait No, Jessica though a lore magazine.

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Speaker 3: I did a whole article on this, and they said

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Speaker 3: that this is the headline. People are putting glitter capsules

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Speaker 3: in their vaginas and this doctor is concerned. No sh

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Speaker 3: And then The New York Post wrote why women should

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Speaker 3: never put a glitter bomb down there? What was the

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Speaker 3: other one that you said, the pearl?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a vaginal detox pearl.

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Speaker 3: They are small herbal pellets that you insert in your reagina.

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Speaker 3: There's no proof to their health claims.

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Speaker 4: It's the next pint of this, you guys. I think

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Speaker 4: we just continue doing what we're doing.

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Speaker 2: I'm with the You just keep doing what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: You keep it clean, You keep it clean people with

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Speaker 3: the water, We keep it simple.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So yeah, basically this is just a raging episode.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just raging on this one today because it

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Speaker 3: really pissed me off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, it really pissed you off.

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Speaker 2: And I think that that's okay, And I think that

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Speaker 2: that's where we're at with this.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, we are revolting against this whole.

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Speaker 4: We say no to the pearls.

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Speaker 3: We don't want the glitter, we don't want the toners,

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Speaker 3: don't want any of it.

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Speaker 4: No, we were ducked at all. How do you guys

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Speaker 4: feel though? Tell us? Are you into it?

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Speaker 3: Are you now listening and like, wait a second, I'm

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Speaker 3: in I'm going to be hitting up Sephour for the

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Speaker 3: vaginal skincares, and.

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Speaker 6: Or you already are, and you and it's changed your life,

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Speaker 6: then I want to hear from.

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Speaker 4: You that we do want to hear from you. Maybe

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Speaker 4: we're super naive, Jessica.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we need to be talked.

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Speaker 4: So let's call

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Speaker 3: It the end of the episode.