WEBVTT - Go Big Or Go Home

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry letter. But right now

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<v Speaker 1>it's the nephew and it's prank phone call as you're

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<v Speaker 1>not last. Yeah, Church bought me this glove so that

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<v Speaker 1>I may have heal empower. I just had to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>My tribute to Richard Pryor, right, which is up? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>The title is go big? Yeah? How what's the again?

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<v Speaker 1>Go big? Y'all don't even know where I'm going with?

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<v Speaker 1>H Do we need to be concerned? Well? If your

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<v Speaker 1>kids is yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad you as kids

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<v Speaker 1>in the car. Your kids is in the car telling

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<v Speaker 1>them the Holy Head out the window. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to miss the prank who to win? For five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes you can hit his prank. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to reach Darnell. Darnell. See do I know how you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Scott saying, with bigger, bigger and better, where

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<v Speaker 1>we make you larger and in charge? How you doing today? Scott?

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<v Speaker 1>Whom Scott? So I'm with bigger and better, where we

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<v Speaker 1>make you larger in charge. I'm good, Scott, looks what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>We were actually uh giving a phone call by your

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<v Speaker 1>wife your wife, is is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know your wife's um, your wife's birthday is coming

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<v Speaker 1>up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up. Okay, have you

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<v Speaker 1>have you decided on getting or anything or have you

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<v Speaker 1>purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days in mine. Um. Well actually, uh, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>call from from I think we've got something that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna really help you guys. And and something I

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<v Speaker 1>think that she wanted to recommend that something that you

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<v Speaker 1>probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting in my brain, is

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<v Speaker 1>actually gave us the call. She's actually had an idea,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what she would really really like for her

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<v Speaker 1>birthday present. So what's her name? You're coming Bigger and Better. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, she calls you. I'm sorry, she called

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<v Speaker 1>you to give me ideal on with I should get

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<v Speaker 1>her for her birthday. Uh? Yeah, Well this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is something that's a little a little different, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>something that you probably would never in a million years

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<v Speaker 1>think of. But here at Bigger and Better, where we

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<v Speaker 1>make you large and in charge, we actually do some

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<v Speaker 1>things that we definitely know you wouldn't have thought of,

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<v Speaker 1>So I definitely understand her giving man what's your name

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<v Speaker 1>against Sam Scott? Scott Scott, get to the point what

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<v Speaker 1>you're selling actually let us know that there are some

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<v Speaker 1>things that that are really really lacking between you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>And she would very much like for her birthday where

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<v Speaker 1>you can be a lot more well endowed. So you

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<v Speaker 1>know that's what we do here at Bigger and Better.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually hello, what I could be more wet more

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<v Speaker 1>we do, sir. So I think really what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>is Bianca is really not satisfied right now. She called

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<v Speaker 1>you to tell you that I'm not when you meet

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<v Speaker 1>willing doubt my junk. So you're you're, you're, you're you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're inadequate. You know what I mean? You're you're Are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me? What's what's her name? Just comping in

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<v Speaker 1>Bigger and Better where we make you larger and in charge,

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<v Speaker 1>and right now you know you're not. You're not large

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<v Speaker 1>and in charge, and we want to get you to

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<v Speaker 1>that wave to come in for a complication, your compltation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what I'm gonna call her right now

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<v Speaker 1>because right now, okay, I'm gonna call her and we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do Do you not do you not think

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<v Speaker 1>you need to come in? I don't even think I

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<v Speaker 1>needed be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever is

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<v Speaker 1>going on in here. Real, I'm keen, so I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even I'm not even I don't even know what going on.

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<v Speaker 1>The first sign of denial, right, I don't have no no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have no problems in the bed roll, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't even why am I even still on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone with you? But sir, I mean you and

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<v Speaker 1>you only have to wear a boxing from me. She's

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<v Speaker 1>gotta something to kind of count with you. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't got go ahead and close that outa Let

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<v Speaker 1>me say this. You have a you have a very

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<v Speaker 1>big ego, sir, you know, but you're not You're not

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<v Speaker 1>as big as your ego. I want to get you

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<v Speaker 1>to that point. This is something crazy. I've heard some

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<v Speaker 1>crazy things people staying online. But you're gonna call me

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<v Speaker 1>talk about my wife called you saying that I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>adequate in the bed room, sir, you know what? And

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<v Speaker 1>and and once again I'm sure I know you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just doing your job, Scott but I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>call her right now. Okay, you don't work my umber.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in denial. I'm in denial you. Hello, sir. I

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<v Speaker 1>really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you you've got a job to do. But

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<v Speaker 1>what I need you to do right now? And stop

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<v Speaker 1>calling me? All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is she

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<v Speaker 1>she called you and you're just doing your job. They're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get you in here to get a consultation

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<v Speaker 1>so we can get you further along on where you are. Consultation.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need no consultation. I don't even no assistance

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<v Speaker 1>from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, you're

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<v Speaker 1>small and I don't want to make you bigger. What

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<v Speaker 1>what what is this any like? Huh? What kind of

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<v Speaker 1>job is that? How do you even get a job

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<v Speaker 1>like that? You apply for this job, idiot when you're

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<v Speaker 1>in high school? Job. I'm trying to stop calling me, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Darnell, I'm still trying to help you get through

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<v Speaker 1>the situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for

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<v Speaker 1>a consultation. At least we're coming for a compltation. We

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<v Speaker 1>can get you where you are. Are you listening to me?

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<v Speaker 1>The only consultation we're gonna have is my sister in

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<v Speaker 1>your place. As you call me again to tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>I will come in for a conversation. Give me give

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<v Speaker 1>me your address and everything like that, all your information,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will come down for a conversation. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be there. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours of the day. Sir. What I want to

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<v Speaker 1>do is get you lined up and get your Let

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<v Speaker 1>me call my wife. I don't need no damn procedures.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me your info, and you got to work by

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<v Speaker 1>hear from us. No more. Okay, right now, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you to get up for me. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hang up on you. And I understand. We're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do your job. You're small. You're small, and I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make you bigger. Sir. You know what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to persons a little small guy. I'm trying to help

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<v Speaker 1>you with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>appreciative of it, that I don't even understand why your

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<v Speaker 1>wife knows you're having your address why and we can

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<v Speaker 1>have this conversation face to face. You don't know what,

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<v Speaker 1>why would you? It doesn't matter. If I can get

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<v Speaker 1>on the line, I can figure out why she calls

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<v Speaker 1>you because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You're tiny, and you don't want to admit it. I

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<v Speaker 1>let me get you old me. Man. You've never seen me.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know anything about me. I can't even believe

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<v Speaker 1>my wife's even called you. But just this is just

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<v Speaker 1>how you do business. You don't call me and call me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tiny, sir, So I'm playing something to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not only the president, but I'm also a client, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give up what you are Okay, Okay, then

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<v Speaker 1>there are some other things that let us know as well.

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<v Speaker 1>What the what that means? Y' also wanted me to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Your wife just played phone calls you bad man,

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<v Speaker 1>funny man. I'm on here over here looking at in

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<v Speaker 1>the mirror. It's kind of I thought I was good,

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<v Speaker 1>but nervous. I was like, man, what's the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. Come on, now, you know it's

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<v Speaker 1>just Steve your Harvey radio show man. No, you'll just

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<v Speaker 1>give me temmy tell us about that play baby, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well thank you, nephew. We'll make sure we

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<v Speaker 1>keep letting people know about it. Okay. Hey, hey, if

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted, you are called to be a Sarah Mama.

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<v Speaker 1>What y'all do? Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter. Y'all

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<v Speaker 1>can carry a baby for me Daniel those days again,

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<v Speaker 1>carry him to the car. Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letter.