Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry letter. But right now
Speaker 1: it's the nephew and it's prank phone call as you're
Speaker 1: not last. Yeah, Church bought me this glove so that
Speaker 1: I may have heal empower. I just had to say that.
Speaker 1: My tribute to Richard Pryor, right, which is up? All right?
Speaker 1: The title is go big? Yeah? How what's the again?
Speaker 1: Go big? Y'all don't even know where I'm going with?
Speaker 1: H Do we need to be concerned? Well? If your
Speaker 1: kids is yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad you as kids
Speaker 1: in the car. Your kids is in the car telling
Speaker 1: them the Holy Head out the window. I don't want
Speaker 1: you to miss the prank who to win? For five
Speaker 1: minutes you can hit his prank. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to reach Darnell. Darnell. See do I know how you doing?
Speaker 1: This is Scott saying, with bigger, bigger and better, where
Speaker 1: we make you larger and in charge? How you doing today? Scott?
Speaker 1: Whom Scott? So I'm with bigger and better, where we
Speaker 1: make you larger in charge. I'm good, Scott, looks what's up?
Speaker 1: We were actually uh giving a phone call by your
Speaker 1: wife your wife, is is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um,
Speaker 1: you know your wife's um, your wife's birthday is coming
Speaker 1: up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up. Okay, have you
Speaker 1: have you decided on getting or anything or have you
Speaker 1: purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a couple of
Speaker 1: days in mine. Um. Well actually, uh, we got a
Speaker 1: call from from I think we've got something that's gonna
Speaker 1: that's gonna really help you guys. And and something I
Speaker 1: think that she wanted to recommend that something that you
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting in my brain, is
Speaker 1: actually gave us the call. She's actually had an idea,
Speaker 1: you know what she would really really like for her
Speaker 1: birthday present. So what's her name? You're coming Bigger and Better. Um,
Speaker 1: Like I said, she calls you. I'm sorry, she called
Speaker 1: you to give me ideal on with I should get
Speaker 1: her for her birthday. Uh? Yeah, Well this is this
Speaker 1: is something that's a little a little different, and it's
Speaker 1: something that you probably would never in a million years
Speaker 1: think of. But here at Bigger and Better, where we
Speaker 1: make you large and in charge, we actually do some
Speaker 1: things that we definitely know you wouldn't have thought of,
Speaker 1: So I definitely understand her giving man what's your name
Speaker 1: against Sam Scott? Scott Scott, get to the point what
Speaker 1: you're selling actually let us know that there are some
Speaker 1: things that that are really really lacking between you guys,
Speaker 1: And she would very much like for her birthday where
Speaker 1: you can be a lot more well endowed. So you
Speaker 1: know that's what we do here at Bigger and Better.
Speaker 1: We actually hello, what I could be more wet more
Speaker 1: we do, sir. So I think really what's going on
Speaker 1: is Bianca is really not satisfied right now. She called
Speaker 1: you to tell you that I'm not when you meet
Speaker 1: willing doubt my junk. So you're you're, you're, you're you're
Speaker 1: you're inadequate. You know what I mean? You're you're Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? What's what's her name? Just comping in
Speaker 1: Bigger and Better where we make you larger and in charge,
Speaker 1: and right now you know you're not. You're not large
Speaker 1: and in charge, and we want to get you to
Speaker 1: that wave to come in for a complication, your compltation.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna call her right now
Speaker 1: because right now, okay, I'm gonna call her and we're
Speaker 1: trying to do Do you not do you not think
Speaker 1: you need to come in? I don't even think I
Speaker 1: needed be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever is
Speaker 1: going on in here. Real, I'm keen, so I'm not
Speaker 1: even I'm not even I don't even know what going on.
Speaker 1: The first sign of denial, right, I don't have no no,
Speaker 1: I don't have no problems in the bed roll, you know,
Speaker 1: so I don't even why am I even still on
Speaker 1: the phone with you? But sir, I mean you and
Speaker 1: you only have to wear a boxing from me. She's
Speaker 1: gotta something to kind of count with you. Then you
Speaker 1: you ain't got go ahead and close that outa Let
Speaker 1: me say this. You have a you have a very
Speaker 1: big ego, sir, you know, but you're not You're not
Speaker 1: as big as your ego. I want to get you
Speaker 1: to that point. This is something crazy. I've heard some
Speaker 1: crazy things people staying online. But you're gonna call me
Speaker 1: talk about my wife called you saying that I'm in
Speaker 1: adequate in the bed room, sir, you know what? And
Speaker 1: and and once again I'm sure I know you. You're
Speaker 1: just doing your job, Scott but I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: call her right now. Okay, you don't work my umber.
Speaker 1: You're in denial. I'm in denial you. Hello, sir. I
Speaker 1: really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, Man,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay.
Speaker 1: I know you you've got a job to do. But
Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? And stop
Speaker 1: calling me? All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is she
Speaker 1: she called you and you're just doing your job. They're
Speaker 1: trying to get you in here to get a consultation
Speaker 1: so we can get you further along on where you are. Consultation.
Speaker 1: I don't need no consultation. I don't even no assistance
Speaker 1: from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, you're
Speaker 1: small and I don't want to make you bigger. What
Speaker 1: what what is this any like? Huh? What kind of
Speaker 1: job is that? How do you even get a job
Speaker 1: like that? You apply for this job, idiot when you're
Speaker 1: in high school? Job. I'm trying to stop calling me, man,
Speaker 1: Mr Darnell, I'm still trying to help you get through
Speaker 1: the situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for
Speaker 1: a consultation. At least we're coming for a compltation. We
Speaker 1: can get you where you are. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 1: The only consultation we're gonna have is my sister in
Speaker 1: your place. As you call me again to tell you what.
Speaker 1: I will come in for a conversation. Give me give
Speaker 1: me your address and everything like that, all your information,
Speaker 1: and I will come down for a conversation. You're gonna
Speaker 1: be there. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first
Speaker 1: eight hours of the day. Sir. What I want to
Speaker 1: do is get you lined up and get your Let
Speaker 1: me call my wife. I don't need no damn procedures.
Speaker 1: Give me your info, and you got to work by
Speaker 1: hear from us. No more. Okay, right now, I know
Speaker 1: you to get up for me. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hang up on you. And I understand. We're trying to
Speaker 1: do your job. You're small. You're small, and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make you bigger. Sir. You know what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to persons a little small guy. I'm trying to help
Speaker 1: you with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be
Speaker 1: appreciative of it, that I don't even understand why your
Speaker 1: wife knows you're having your address why and we can
Speaker 1: have this conversation face to face. You don't know what,
Speaker 1: why would you? It doesn't matter. If I can get
Speaker 1: on the line, I can figure out why she calls
Speaker 1: you because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem.
Speaker 1: You're tiny, and you don't want to admit it. I
Speaker 1: let me get you old me. Man. You've never seen me.
Speaker 1: You don't know anything about me. I can't even believe
Speaker 1: my wife's even called you. But just this is just
Speaker 1: how you do business. You don't call me and call me.
Speaker 1: I'm tiny, sir, So I'm playing something to you. I'm
Speaker 1: not only the president, but I'm also a client, sir.
Speaker 1: I don't give up what you are Okay, Okay, then
Speaker 1: there are some other things that let us know as well.
Speaker 1: What the what that means? Y' also wanted me to
Speaker 1: tell you that this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your wife just played phone calls you bad man,
Speaker 1: funny man. I'm on here over here looking at in
Speaker 1: the mirror. It's kind of I thought I was good,
Speaker 1: but nervous. I was like, man, what's the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land. Come on, now, you know it's
Speaker 1: just Steve your Harvey radio show man. No, you'll just
Speaker 1: give me temmy tell us about that play baby, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, well thank you, nephew. We'll make sure we
Speaker 1: keep letting people know about it. Okay. Hey, hey, if
Speaker 1: I wanted, you are called to be a Sarah Mama.
Speaker 1: What y'all do? Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter. Y'all
Speaker 1: can carry a baby for me Daniel those days again,
Speaker 1: carry him to the car. Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letter.