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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry letter. But right now

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Speaker 1: it's the nephew and it's prank phone call as you're

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Speaker 1: not last. Yeah, Church bought me this glove so that

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Speaker 1: I may have heal empower. I just had to say that.

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Speaker 1: My tribute to Richard Pryor, right, which is up? All right?

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Speaker 1: The title is go big? Yeah? How what's the again?

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Speaker 1: Go big? Y'all don't even know where I'm going with?

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Speaker 1: H Do we need to be concerned? Well? If your

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Speaker 1: kids is yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad you as kids

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Speaker 1: in the car. Your kids is in the car telling

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Speaker 1: them the Holy Head out the window. I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to miss the prank who to win? For five

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Speaker 1: minutes you can hit his prank. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Darnell. Darnell. See do I know how you doing?

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Speaker 1: This is Scott saying, with bigger, bigger and better, where

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Speaker 1: we make you larger and in charge? How you doing today? Scott?

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Speaker 1: Whom Scott? So I'm with bigger and better, where we

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Speaker 1: make you larger in charge. I'm good, Scott, looks what's up?

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Speaker 1: We were actually uh giving a phone call by your

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Speaker 1: wife your wife, is is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um,

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Speaker 1: you know your wife's um, your wife's birthday is coming

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Speaker 1: up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up. Okay, have you

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Speaker 1: have you decided on getting or anything or have you

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Speaker 1: purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a couple of

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Speaker 1: days in mine. Um. Well actually, uh, we got a

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Speaker 1: call from from I think we've got something that's gonna

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Speaker 1: that's gonna really help you guys. And and something I

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Speaker 1: think that she wanted to recommend that something that you

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Speaker 1: probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting in my brain, is

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Speaker 1: actually gave us the call. She's actually had an idea,

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Speaker 1: you know what she would really really like for her

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Speaker 1: birthday present. So what's her name? You're coming Bigger and Better. Um,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, she calls you. I'm sorry, she called

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Speaker 1: you to give me ideal on with I should get

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Speaker 1: her for her birthday. Uh? Yeah, Well this is this

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Speaker 1: is something that's a little a little different, and it's

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Speaker 1: something that you probably would never in a million years

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Speaker 1: think of. But here at Bigger and Better, where we

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Speaker 1: make you large and in charge, we actually do some

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Speaker 1: things that we definitely know you wouldn't have thought of,

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Speaker 1: So I definitely understand her giving man what's your name

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Speaker 1: against Sam Scott? Scott Scott, get to the point what

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Speaker 1: you're selling actually let us know that there are some

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Speaker 1: things that that are really really lacking between you guys,

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Speaker 1: And she would very much like for her birthday where

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Speaker 1: you can be a lot more well endowed. So you

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Speaker 1: know that's what we do here at Bigger and Better.

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Speaker 1: We actually hello, what I could be more wet more

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Speaker 1: we do, sir. So I think really what's going on

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Speaker 1: is Bianca is really not satisfied right now. She called

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Speaker 1: you to tell you that I'm not when you meet

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Speaker 1: willing doubt my junk. So you're you're, you're, you're you're

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Speaker 1: you're inadequate. You know what I mean? You're you're Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? What's what's her name? Just comping in

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Speaker 1: Bigger and Better where we make you larger and in charge,

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Speaker 1: and right now you know you're not. You're not large

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Speaker 1: and in charge, and we want to get you to

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Speaker 1: that wave to come in for a complication, your compltation.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna call her right now

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Speaker 1: because right now, okay, I'm gonna call her and we're

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Speaker 1: trying to do Do you not do you not think

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Speaker 1: you need to come in? I don't even think I

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Speaker 1: even I'm not even I don't even know what going on.

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Speaker 1: The first sign of denial, right, I don't have no no,

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Speaker 1: I don't have no problems in the bed roll, you know,

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Speaker 1: so I don't even why am I even still on

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Speaker 1: you only have to wear a boxing from me. She's

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Speaker 1: you ain't got go ahead and close that outa Let

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Speaker 1: me say this. You have a you have a very

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Speaker 1: big ego, sir, you know, but you're not You're not

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Speaker 1: as big as your ego. I want to get you

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Speaker 1: to that point. This is something crazy. I've heard some

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Speaker 1: adequate in the bed room, sir, you know what? And

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Speaker 1: and and once again I'm sure I know you. You're

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Speaker 1: just doing your job, Scott but I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: call her right now. Okay, you don't work my umber.

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Speaker 1: You're in denial. I'm in denial you. Hello, sir. I

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Speaker 1: really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I know you you've got a job to do. But

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Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? And stop

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Speaker 1: calling me? All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be

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Speaker 1: nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is she

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Speaker 1: trying to get you in here to get a consultation

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Speaker 1: so we can get you further along on where you are. Consultation.

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Speaker 1: I don't need no consultation. I don't even no assistance

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Speaker 1: from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, you're

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Speaker 1: small and I don't want to make you bigger. What

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Speaker 1: what what is this any like? Huh? What kind of

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Speaker 1: job is that? How do you even get a job

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Speaker 1: like that? You apply for this job, idiot when you're

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Speaker 1: in high school? Job. I'm trying to stop calling me, man,

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Speaker 1: Mr Darnell, I'm still trying to help you get through

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Speaker 1: the situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for

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Speaker 1: a consultation. At least we're coming for a compltation. We

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Speaker 1: The only consultation we're gonna have is my sister in

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Speaker 1: your place. As you call me again to tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I will come in for a conversation. Give me give

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Speaker 1: me your address and everything like that, all your information,

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Speaker 1: and I will come down for a conversation. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: be there. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first

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Speaker 1: eight hours of the day. Sir. What I want to

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Speaker 1: do is get you lined up and get your Let

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Speaker 1: me call my wife. I don't need no damn procedures.

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Speaker 1: Give me your info, and you got to work by

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Speaker 1: hear from us. No more. Okay, right now, I know

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Speaker 1: you to get up for me. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: hang up on you. And I understand. We're trying to

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Speaker 1: to make you bigger. Sir. You know what I'm trying

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Speaker 1: you with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be

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Speaker 1: appreciative of it, that I don't even understand why your

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Speaker 1: you because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem.

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Speaker 1: You're tiny, and you don't want to admit it. I

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Speaker 1: let me get you old me. Man. You've never seen me.

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Speaker 1: You don't know anything about me. I can't even believe

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Speaker 1: my wife's even called you. But just this is just

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Speaker 1: how you do business. You don't call me and call me.

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Speaker 1: I'm tiny, sir, So I'm playing something to you. I'm

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Speaker 1: not only the president, but I'm also a client, sir.

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Speaker 1: I don't give up what you are Okay, Okay, then

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Speaker 1: there are some other things that let us know as well.

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Speaker 1: What the what that means? Y' also wanted me to

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Speaker 1: tell you that this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your wife just played phone calls you bad man,

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Speaker 1: funny man. I'm on here over here looking at in

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Speaker 1: the mirror. It's kind of I thought I was good,

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Speaker 1: but nervous. I was like, man, what's the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land. Come on, now, you know it's

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Speaker 1: just Steve your Harvey radio show man. No, you'll just

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Speaker 1: give me temmy tell us about that play baby, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, well thank you, nephew. We'll make sure we

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Speaker 1: keep letting people know about it. Okay. Hey, hey, if

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Speaker 1: I wanted, you are called to be a Sarah Mama.

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Speaker 1: What y'all do? Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter. Y'all

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Speaker 1: can carry a baby for me Daniel those days again,

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Speaker 1: carry him to the car. Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letter.