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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Carol Waite for asked Doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good one. The questions are already

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Speaker 1: so good. Get him emailed it. Remember, get your questions,

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Speaker 1: ask me anything emailed in now the whole three hours

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Speaker 1: on Friday. It's you. It's not about me, it's about you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: who are we kidding? It's absolutely about me, but still

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Speaker 1: you'll make it fun. Email your questions into Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. I don't even want to

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Speaker 1: talk about inflation. I don't feel like it. You know why.

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Speaker 1: Here's why, because I don't like talking about things I

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Speaker 1: don't have a solution for. I don't like just complaining

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Speaker 1: for no reason. In fact, one of the things, one

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Speaker 1: of the things I use on my son's all the time.

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Speaker 1: I use this endlessly. I bet you they ate it,

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Speaker 1: and I bet you they'll use it on their sons.

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Speaker 1: I use this whenever they come and they offer some

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Speaker 1: them to go do this or go fix this. I

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Speaker 1: can't find it. I always whenever they come to me

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Speaker 1: That all I bet I've said it to them a

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I told you to go put that

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Speaker 1: a screwdriver. Okay, that sounds like a personal problem. Do

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Speaker 1: like you should go work on finding one, doesn't it.

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Speaker 1: And you see them slumped over, and you know, you

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Speaker 1: know the second the door shuts their dog customing in

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Speaker 1: their own way. Oh Dad, such a jerk. And they're

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Speaker 1: totally gonna do the same thing to their own sons.

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Speaker 1: So like, I try to approach the show the same

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Speaker 1: Things are ugly enough, are they not? Things are stressful

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Speaker 1: enough without having somebody bring up a problem constantly that

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Speaker 1: you can't do anything about. I mean, things are ugly.

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Speaker 1: Don't take it from me, take it from someone who

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Speaker 1: knows ugle luck what Chris, it's the view. Sorry, we

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Speaker 1: can make a joke. It's fine now when things are ugly,

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Speaker 1: getting out here for three hours a night and screaming

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Speaker 1: about a chessie? Oh nothing, best of luck. I don't

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Speaker 1: like that, So I don't know what you want me

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Speaker 1: to say about inflation. This is the actual headline from

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Speaker 1: the La Times, which I find to be hilarious. Inflation

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Speaker 1: slowed to six point five percent in December, easing fears

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Speaker 1: of more aggressive interest rate hikes. Okay, so we're all

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Speaker 1: and that's a good thing. We're supposed to find that inspiring.

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Speaker 1: And you don't you love how they hedge everything, easing

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Speaker 1: fears of more aggressive interest rate hikes. You know what

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Speaker 1: And then the La Times can come back and say, well,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't that bad. You know, I'm not spending any

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Speaker 1: more time on it. You know what I'm going to

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Speaker 1: focus on. Let's get to some emails. I mean it's

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Speaker 1: that we focus on the rear admiral. This gives us

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Speaker 1: a really important data point and a really important moment

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Speaker 1: obviously our more immediate focus is technical understanding exactly how

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Speaker 1: it has happened, why the redundancies and the backups that

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Speaker 1: the level of disruption. Chris just asked me, can he

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Speaker 1: even run? Well, here's the thing, you know, let's be

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Speaker 1: or a two year old? Chris? Okay, you have all right?

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Speaker 1: All right? Chris asked me if Pete butt Gig can run.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a one or a two year

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen it? Of course you have, everyone has.

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Speaker 1: Or what are you gonna draw a tiger? And they

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Speaker 1: And oh, it is such a pretty tiger. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: do want to eat the leftover mashed potatoes you smeared

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Speaker 1: this applies to rear Admiral butt Gig. Chris asked if

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Speaker 1: Chris can he run well. Butt Gig is the toddler

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Speaker 1: truth is, but Gig cannot possibly win a Democrat primary

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Speaker 1: because he's gay. I know this. You know this. Being

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Speaker 1: gay is a huge problem in the black community in

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Speaker 1: and even if he is, he's hate listening. That's what

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Speaker 1: in Rear Admiral buck Gig's life who can sit him

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Speaker 1: They're all enthusiastic supporters of the new us of gay.

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Speaker 1: So they're not admitting it as much either. Oh why

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Speaker 1: didn't you vote for paint? Oh, I don't know. It

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Speaker 1: because he doesn't have anybody in his life who can

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Speaker 1: be honest with him. He's the toddler with the bad

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Speaker 1: drawing of a tiger. There's nobody there to tell him. Brother,

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have anybody in his life to say that. Nobody,

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Speaker 1: So the Rear Admiral's gonna run again. And also, remember

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Speaker 1: right now. I know everything's burning down around us. But

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Speaker 1: And here's why. Your flag, the flag of your nation,

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Speaker 1: to the point as a nation, or more accurately, let's

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Speaker 1: down the Black Lives Matter flags? Please? This is the

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into it again right now,

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Speaker 1: But it would be like me getting elected to Congress

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Speaker 1: and trying to get the Sky Is Blue Act past. Well,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, that I have to pass a law

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Speaker 1: a blast. And so you're the one that got all

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Speaker 1: the consequences I push you that way. I got none

426
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: of the consequences. That doesn't feel right. I did it

427
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: with the COVID vaccines. People would em me all the time, Jesse,

428
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 1: my job's requiring it. What do I do? What do

429
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: I do? You never once heard me quit? Take a stand?

430
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: Screw them. I can't take your paycheck away from you,

431
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: So you by your bills, especially when that's not being

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00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: asked of me. So I have to almost chicken out

433
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,719
Speaker 1: on these and say you do what you feel's best.

434
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:36,439
Speaker 1: And this is the lamest most punt guidance. I'm just

435
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: punting the football here, but it is true punting guidance

436
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 1: I could possibly give. Let me say this, what are

437
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: you going to wish you had done on your deathbed?

438
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: Because you are going to die. Remember I lived my

439
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: life from my deathbed. I try to You're gonna die.

440
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: Just lost my grandpa recently, and by the grace of God.

441
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: You know how he died. He died on a bed,

442
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: because old man in his nineties, great life, died on

443
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Speaker 1: a bed, surrounded by his children, surrounded by people who

444
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Speaker 1: loved him. Lord Willing. That's how we all get to go.

445
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: I know that's not ideal, but what if that's you

446
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,479
Speaker 1: One day you're on your deathbed. Maybe it's wife, husband, kids, whatever,

447
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna die one day as you lay there, What

448
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: decision are you gonna wish you'd made? That's all I

449
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: can say. What decision? And I don't know what the

450
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: answer to that is. I don't know what your plans

451
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 1: are for your life. I don't know what you got going.

452
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: What decision are you going to wish you'd made? I

453
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: will say personally, I wish as aggressive as I've been

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Speaker 1: and as offensive as I've been with communists, I honestly

455
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 1: wish i'd treated him worse. It's a regret I have.

456
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: I wish i'd treated every Communist in my life with

457
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Speaker 1: more disdain than I have. You've heard me talk about

458
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: this before. I really think it's a mark of shame

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Speaker 1: for the right that the communists in your life are

460
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: so bold about it. They're not ashamed. Who's ashamed? You are? Well?

461
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: Maybe not you, maybe not my listeners, but people on

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00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: our side. Well, No, I can't, Hey, man, I don't

463
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: want to speak out of you. I don't want to

464
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: sound I don't want to sound like a Meani about

465
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: the border. I shouldn't bring up anything of a deportation.

466
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: They'll yell at me. No, you know that the dirt

467
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: ball communist is the one who should be quiet, right,

468
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: He's the one who should be afraid and ashamed. You're

469
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 1: the one who should be bold. So that's all I'll

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00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: leave you with. All Right, all right, reparations time. Hang on.

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00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly raps a hole of me tightly. It is

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00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,199
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly's Show. We don't play a lot of

473
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: rap on here, but when we do, we play the

474
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: greatest rap song in the history of mankind. What, Chris,

475
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: you don't know music at all. In case you miss

476
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: last night show, you're gonna want to get the podcast

477
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: of last night's show. iHeart Google, Spotify, and iTunes. Last

478
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: night's show we did. We kind of screwed off a while.

479
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna find that shocking. We did your

480
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: worst travel stories. I told you some of mine, and

481
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. There were some pants wedding

482
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: funny ones last night. Let's just say at least one

483
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: person ended up in the looney bin. Another guy ended

484
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: up surrounded by the police. Another guy did extra tours

485
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: in Vietnam because of his It was in entertaining night.

486
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: To put it mildly, go download last night's show. This

487
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: guy wrote this one in Oh my gosh, I'm dying Jesse.

488
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: I used to travel a lot for work and have

489
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: had a guy pee the seat sitting next to me,

490
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: But this one takes the cake. Our flight to Taipei

491
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: turned back to the US five hours in the flight

492
00:28:54,960 --> 00:29:00,479
Speaker 1: because the right side bathrooms were malfunctioning, flight attendants rushing

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00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: back with the defibrillator, and a guy dying of a

494
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: heart attack. Eight hours into a fourteen hour flight, the

495
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:15,959
Speaker 1: flight returned to the US. Let me ask you something,

496
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: and I really mean this, before we get to the

497
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Speaker 1: slavery reparations thing, before we get to the slave reparations thing,

498
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Speaker 1: I like to stay. I'm big on manners. I know

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00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: that I'm naturally a rude an offensive person. There's very

500
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: little I can do about that. I get that honestly

501
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: from my father. So I'm a rude an offensive person,

502
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: but I'm big on manners. Please thank you, so on

503
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: and so forth. Old doors open for women. That kind

504
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: of a thing. Let's say you're on a flight and

505
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: let's say the guy beside you dies of a heart attack.

506
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: Maybe you're half snoozing, you wake up and you hear

507
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: or whatever whatever he's saying and boom, he's gone to

508
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: deep and obviously you're gonna you're gonna hit the little

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00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: ding thing. D flight attendant, excuse me, stewartis I'm pretty

510
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: sure he's dead, and you're gonna get up, and they're

511
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: gonna come back and they're gonna check him out. They're

512
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: gonna say, man alive, he's really dead. Gosh, he must

513
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: vote Democrat, not quick, Chris. Anyway, No, he's really dead.

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00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: Do you sit back down? You have to sit back down, right,

515
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: You're not gonna stand the whole flight. Basic safety says

516
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: you sit back down. So if you sit back down,

517
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: do you demand they remove him? Now? I personally would

518
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: not have an issue flying next to a dead guy

519
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: for any length of time. But I get the feeling

520
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people who have real human emotions would. Chris,

521
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: you're the last one who should answer this. You're just

522
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: like me. It wouldn't bother you either, normal people that

523
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: would bother I'm telling you what I know. It looks

524
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: like a normal person. Chris. I understand why you would

525
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: do it. I understand why why I would do it.

526
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: I mean, shoot, I would probably be offering him fries

527
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: and stuff. Hey, you're gonna eat that kind of at

528
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: the what Chris, It's fine? But anyway, shouldn't you demand

529
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: they remove him? And if they remove him, where are

530
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: you're going to take him? There's not exactly room for

531
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: an extra carry on, as they inform you every time

532
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: on the flight, where are you going to put the

533
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: guy who died of a heart attack? You stay down

534
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: with the luggage. I don't think they can access the

535
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: luggage hold from the plane. And I know because I

536
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: watched that Steven Seagal movie where the terrorists took up.

537
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: What Chris, it's real, the terrorists took over the movie

538
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: and Stephen had to go in there and kick some button,

539
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: take some names. Thank you, Stephen for your service. Democrats

540
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: seek reparations and a national apology for slavery. We're moving closer,

541
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: all right. The obviously reparations are ridiculous. You don't need

542
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: nobody today, nobody deserves an apology for anything, because none

543
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: of you were slaves, and nobody alive today was a

544
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: slave owner. So you know what, You're entitled to nothing.

545
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: You're entitled to put your head down and work hard,

546
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: try to make your life better, the life of everybody better.

547
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: You're we really did to stop the whole handout society

548
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: here in this country. But the problem is the communists.

549
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: They've realized that this is one of their It's been

550
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: one of their biggest scores in a long time. The

551
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: civil rights movement ended up being huge. The Soviets were

552
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: the first ones to get in. Now it's the Chinese,

553
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: but the Soviets were the first ones to realize, hey,

554
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: wait a minute, we can take advantage of this stuff.

555
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: And they did, and they've done so very well. I

556
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: watched really most of the country divide itself after Saint

557
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: George Floyd died. I watched Republican after Republican. I guess

558
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: we do need to abolish the police. They couldn't get

559
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: Tim Scott out there fast enough well, federal police reform.

560
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: After all, I got pulled over twice, of course, dam yes,

561
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: of course, Jeeze Oracle, I tell people your fish theory

562
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: all the time, most times achieving success in your point.

563
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: Let's pause here real quickly before I get to a

564
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: couple other things. The fish theory, I just felt I

565
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: found it necessary to elaborate on something because I still

566
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: see this all the time. I see people ordering fish,

567
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: and I see people bragging about fish. What are you

568
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: having and we're gonna have fish? Oh, we're having fish.

569
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: It's usually one of these health freaks. Oh we're gonna

570
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: have fish and green beans. Oh barf. Anyway, and they act,

571
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: they act all the time like they're really looking forward

572
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: to the fish. One more time. Here. You don't like fish.

573
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: Nobody likes fish. You like how fish is prepared, The

574
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: fish itself provides less than nothing for you. In fact,

575
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: you despise fish. And you know how I know that

576
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: because I hear you right now. No, you haven't had

577
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: my bappies fried chicken. No, no I am I have.

578
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,479
Speaker 1: I get that that's good. But you know what you say?

579
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: What do you say when you bite into a piece

580
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 1: of fish you don't like? What do you say anybody, anyone?

581
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: You say it tastes fishy? Huh, that's weird. So you

582
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 1: don't want your fish to taste like fish. You would

583
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: prefer your fish taste like nothing. So all we can

584
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: taste is the beer batter you deep fried on it.

585
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like you're very into fish at all. No,

586
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: but Jesse, you should have mine. But we blacken it

587
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: with crawfish at toufe Okay, I'm wearing shoes right now.

588
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm actually wearing hay dudes. If you've never had these,

589
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: they're very comfortable. But you could actually pull the soul

590
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: of these shoes out right now, pull the sole of

591
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: my shoes out, and you could blacken it and then

592
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: pour crawfish at touffe on it and it would be delicious.

593
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean the sole of my shoes is good, now,

594
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: does it exactly? You like how fish is prepared, you

595
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: know what else? You like? Not having to smell dog vomit.

596
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: That's actually I'm a huge fan of not smelling dog vomit.

597
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: And so thank you to Rough Greens once again for

598
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Speaker 1: what you did for my dog Fred. Yes, I have

599
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Speaker 1: a golden doodle. No, it's not a designer dog. Stop

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Speaker 1: calling it that. Everyone that's rude. But Rough Greens is

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Speaker 1: the reason Fred doesn't vomit every freaking day. Now. Rough

602
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: Greens is not dog food. You keep your dog eating

603
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Speaker 1: the food he wants. Doctor Dennis Black came up with it.

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Speaker 1: It's a dog supplement. Vitamins, minerals, probiotics, omega oils, antioxidants.

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Speaker 1: Oh and did I mention natural? Again? Natural? We're big

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Speaker 1: on that on this show one hundred percent natural, all

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Speaker 1: you do is furloughs. All we do we pour a

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Speaker 1: scoop on Fred's breakfast every morning. He only gets it

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Speaker 1: for breakfast. That you do it how often you want?

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Speaker 1: Give it out free bags right now, a free trial bag.

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Speaker 1: dot com slash jesse. That's ruff. Roughgreens dot com. Slash

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Speaker 1: Jesse gets you a free trial bag. All you pay

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Speaker 1: for is the ship and go try it out. It works.

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Speaker 1: Hang on Dom dombhanging ro