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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for dirty little secret. Secret?

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Speaker 1: Is that secret? Thank you? Christ I am not dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Ryan Seacrest soon is a baby running around anyway,

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Speaker 1: You dirty little secrets? You that this is time for

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. If you have something you want to

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Speaker 1: get off your chest, just text in four one six one.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything and we always keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is on the phone to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret right now? Obviously we don't know

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Speaker 1: their real name. But Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel, Little Jimmy Kimmey, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel's on the phone. What's up? Jimmykimel? Go and Jimmy. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel. I feel so Samon you are? You are famous? Jimmy?

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Speaker 1: Is Kimmel fallon or is Fallon Kimmel? Which one's which? Now?

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Speaker 1: What now? Kimmel and Fallen? Yeah, you know the Jimmy

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Speaker 1: that is your all Cheney the other Jimmy Oh yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: both of them are j Yeah. I don't know both

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Speaker 1: of you, Okay, I don't think you're really getting it.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel, it's nice to meet you. Thank you. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate you calling in with your dirty little secret. What

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Speaker 1: do you want to tell us today? So I've been, uh,

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Speaker 1: i've been. There was something that's kind of frowned upon

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Speaker 1: in the online dating world. Okay, and what would that be?

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Speaker 1: Because I feel like like, depending on what app you're on,

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Speaker 1: our website, you're on a lot of things. Go so well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sending pixel. You don't have to worry about

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Speaker 1: that a yeah, okay, but I am using someone else's

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Speaker 1: my dating prof Oh okay, so you're catfishing people. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not technically cat fishing per se. Okay, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: said you're using someone else's picture on your pro fall

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Speaker 1: not catfishing. Well, it's kind of like fishing because if

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Speaker 1: you put the picture under water, it still looks like me.

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Speaker 1: So this person, the person looks like me, but their

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Speaker 1: picks look better, like they're more professional, okay, the better

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Speaker 1: lighting okay, and better angles, yeah, better angles, And I

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Speaker 1: mean it makes me look fantastic. So they're so you

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Speaker 1: think that they're better looking than you. They're like a

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Speaker 1: better looking version of you. Yeah, pretty much. Two point,

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Speaker 1: how are you able to pass those pictures off as you?

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Speaker 1: So you are you going on actual dates based on

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Speaker 1: that person? Pure? Yeah, absolutely, I've doubled my dates. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you look very similar, I would assume then, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we look very similar. So has anybody said anything to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So when I show up to the date, uh, the

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Speaker 1: person might be like, uh, that's her kind of hesitant,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And then I'm just like, hey,

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Speaker 1: it's me. And then they're like, oh, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: not a surprise, but it is a surprise, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you look just enough like this person that you're

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Speaker 1: using the pictures of to pass it off as legit.

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Speaker 1: So just like, oh, it's a slightly worse fashion of you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, he's got to meet a lot of dates,

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Speaker 1: and you know, nobody can really tell. So every time

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Speaker 1: she can get the new pick, you know I'm there

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Speaker 1: to take it, and right, well, good for her. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad she's gone. I'm glad she's getting dates and you're

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Speaker 1: getting dates. So she stays open and not private, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would that would hurt me. I mean, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna keep doing it. It's no reason to stop. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, hopefully she doesn't close her account and make

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Speaker 1: it private like Alex said, because I can't stop on stop. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret,