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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: a Sticky Leser podcast. It's me. I'm the problem. It's me.

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Speaker 1: It is Wednesday, and uh, it's really Tuesday. Where we are?

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm always honest with you. Uh, Andrew's in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: I'm back in Los Angeles, California. Noah is in Tucson,

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Speaker 1: and um I had to it's ten am here or

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Speaker 1: ten nineteen. We've you know, we started a little late

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Speaker 1: um on the West Coast. I had to do at

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Speaker 1: nine fifteen, I was doing um uh morning radio morning,

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Speaker 1: no morning TV show. You know, these like just daily

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Speaker 1: morning local TV shows for San Diego. Because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be in um Harra's in Valley Center. But it's really

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Speaker 1: San Diego, um this Saturday, if you live near there.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I've been saying Valley Center the whole time.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, who told me to promote Valley Center when

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Speaker 1: it's San Diego? Like, because not everyone who lives in

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Speaker 1: San Diego probably knows Valley Center is near San Diego.

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Speaker 1: It's like this is just these like glitches in my

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Speaker 1: marketing plans. Um. But every casino is in some city

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Speaker 1: that is not the actual city it's in. But I'm

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Speaker 1: in Harris in San Diego this weekend, outside of San Diego.

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Speaker 1: But if you have a car or you know, Uber

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Speaker 1: will go up there. So I don't know what I've

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Speaker 1: been saying. Anyway, I did that. I didn't know it

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Speaker 1: was in San Diego until I did the morning show

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Speaker 1: and I log on today and it's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: good morning, San Diego, and it was a guy and

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Speaker 1: a girl interviewing me. And the guy was a super

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Speaker 1: fan of mine from like Stern and I'm guessing gross

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Speaker 1: and so he was like so excited and the girl

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Speaker 1: was like fine, she was less but less so. And

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Speaker 1: it was funny because they told before in the pre interview,

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Speaker 1: They're like, they're gonna mention in your tour and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna mention welcome home, Nickie Lazer. And I'm like, because

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Speaker 1: I was like not feeling funny this morning, I woke up,

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Speaker 1: I was just like I had no makeup on, I

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Speaker 1: looked puffy faced. I was just like, no one wants,

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Speaker 1: no one's gonna like this interview. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what it was funny about myself. And then I um,

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Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh, that's funny that they're

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Speaker 1: going to promote a show that's canceled, and so I

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Speaker 1: instilling as soon as I got and I was like, um, well,

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Speaker 1: my reality show isn't coming back, so you can enjoy

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Speaker 1: the first season, but thanks for bringing that, you know,

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Speaker 1: like it was just automatically funny. And then her interview

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Speaker 1: went really well, and the guy was kind of just

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Speaker 1: like gushing, like you need to go back on Stern.

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Speaker 1: They just did a you know, dating show with Drew Barrymore,

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Speaker 1: they should do one with you, and you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: going into it with him and it was fun and

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Speaker 1: he's just like dying at everything I say. It was

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Speaker 1: really nice. And then they say goodbye to me. The

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Speaker 1: Nikki Lazer Catcher this weekend and Harris in San Diego

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Speaker 1: and on Saturday. Ticket still available, here's the link, and

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Speaker 1: they're like buy Nikki, and I wave off and then

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Speaker 1: my screen goes out and then it cuts to them

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Speaker 1: just so low in studio, just like kind of going

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Speaker 1: to a commercial, you know, when the camera kind of

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Speaker 1: like pulls out and they're still miked, and he was like,

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Speaker 1: I just love her, and she goes clearly, oh, clearly

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Speaker 1: that like on screen recording. It was such a good

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Speaker 1: clearly like keep it in your pants, John, we'll talk

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Speaker 1: about this when we get home. Yeah, it was just

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Speaker 1: like she was just like not having it, but it

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Speaker 1: was It was funny. She was probably just like calmed down,

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Speaker 1: you know, or I don't know, maybe there is something

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Speaker 1: there but probably not. They but they were both, or

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Speaker 1: she might have just been like clearly you like, but

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Speaker 1: I run into it as clearly voice. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: kind of a dick um, but that was my morning

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Speaker 1: of doing that. It was just like it would have

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Speaker 1: been great if you could have still got a word in,

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Speaker 1: like if you're like, oh yeah, clearly, thanks still here,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Yeah, thank you? Then was it clear Claire clear?

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Speaker 1: Claire clear, Claire um. No. They were both very nice,

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Speaker 1: and they were actually really good interviewers because sometimes they

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Speaker 1: asked too many questions or they get like offended at

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Speaker 1: is everything you say because they know you're filthy. You know,

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Speaker 1: at points in your career they're just like no and

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Speaker 1: I'm like I just woke up and they're like, we

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Speaker 1: coming to my recollection now, but I hope I remember,

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Speaker 1: so I don't go back there. Um, I had experienced

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Speaker 1: three only with someone a celebrity, where they just really

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Speaker 1: dismissed me and to pay attention to another person they

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Speaker 1: thought was more famous. There's this thing that celebrities do.

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Speaker 1: I've had to happen to me a couple of times,

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Speaker 1: and I can't wait to write a tell all book

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Speaker 1: when these people are dead to tell you who did it.

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Speaker 1: But um, they do this thing where they are so

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Speaker 1: aware of maybe another famous person talking to them who's

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Speaker 1: a conversation, and I will ask a question and they

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Speaker 1: will they will have but we will have been in

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Speaker 1: a back and forth. At this point I will ask

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Speaker 1: hear my question, look at me and don't answer, and

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Speaker 1: then look over at them and try to engage in them.

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Speaker 1: And it is it is the Only embarrassing thing about

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Speaker 1: it is that other people witness it and see you

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Speaker 1: get completely um dismissed. But what do you do there?

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Speaker 1: My friend Robin witnessed it happened to me with a

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Speaker 1: big celebrity once. It's always because there's a fight more

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Speaker 1: second time it happened. The move is I'm going to be.

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Speaker 1: It makes me want to become so successful because this

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Speaker 1: gonna go, oh, actually, we're not going to have her on.

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Speaker 1: Cancel her. The day before and she's already flown in

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Speaker 1: and gotten and spent two thousand dollars on a stylist

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Speaker 1: and practiced her a little song she's gonna sing, can't

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Speaker 1: come on anymore? Sorry you were you dismissed me. Remember me,

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Speaker 1: Remember me that you thought I wasn't more famous than

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Speaker 1: more important than me. Oh remember when you dismissed me?

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Speaker 1: Because you I told I, like mentioned during this long

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Speaker 1: I'm not a good singer, but I'm trying, and this

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Speaker 1: me more for that. Like all of a sudden, it

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Speaker 1: Me and this girl are singers, and you're not a singer.

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Speaker 1: Like we everything it was like suddenly they just became

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Speaker 1: And I was like and because they knew I was

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Speaker 1: like trying, it was like mean, girls, but I can't wait,

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Speaker 1: Like that's the kind of thing that makes me work hard.

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Speaker 1: It's because I love yeah, yeah, I mean I I

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Speaker 1: and I say, oh, let her know that ten years

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Speaker 1: later after she dismissed me. It was wild. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: been a liar this whole time, damn it. She's really talented.

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Speaker 1: She actually is very talented, no doubt about it. But

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Speaker 1: I will not have that talent on my show someday.

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Speaker 1: So many like ideas of who it is. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: this woman who's already canceled. People, she beats your dog,

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Speaker 1: This story doesn't seem that bad. You're like, no, she

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Speaker 1: bad stuff you know about select is when they get canceled.

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Speaker 1: to post a clip of Gwyneth Paltrow getting taken down

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Speaker 1: by this TikToker because she was talking about like nowadays

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Speaker 1: you just can be famous for having no talent and

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Speaker 1: this you this, You did nothing to get where you are.

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Speaker 1: You have rich parents, you grew up, you went to

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Speaker 1: private school on the Upper East Side. You are, you

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Speaker 1: have a famous mom, and a famous said you did nothing.

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Speaker 1: You did And then I was like, actually, I kind

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Speaker 1: of seque to this point. She's at least she like

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Speaker 1: studied acting and is talented. She has a talent where

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Speaker 1: she's talking about these people you know who don't have talent.

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Speaker 1: But I honestly think that being funny on TikTok is

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Speaker 1: a talent. There's sometimes I run into people and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this girl is so fucking funny. Put her. I wish

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Speaker 1: I cast it SNL. I could really make a whole

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Speaker 1: cast out of people obscure people on TikTok. I sometimes

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Speaker 1: don't know, I'm trying to think of people who models

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Speaker 1: aren't Actually Kardashians aren't talented. That's the thing that that is.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're talented for being interesting and um, I guess,

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Speaker 1: you can say is the Kardashians aren't talented, But those

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Speaker 1: clearly I couldn't do what they did. Um. It was

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Speaker 1: of CrowdWork. I just don't want to make girls like

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00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: I realized that's it. I don't want to make people

426
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable or have If I start talking to one couple,

427
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 1: I don't want the couple next to them to suddenly

428
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,880
Speaker 1: go like, Hope, please don't talk to me, Please don't

429
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 1: talk to me, Please don't talk to me, because I

430
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 1: know that feeling. I used to feel that way too

431
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: when I would go to things like do please don't

432
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 1: call on me, please, like the teacher, like, and people

433
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 1: are paying money to see me. I don't want to

434
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,240
Speaker 1: give them a panic attack. It's hard to because like

435
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: the best people to do CrowdWork with. Isn't the one

436
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 1: that really wants to be talked to, because then they

437
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,760
Speaker 1: try to be funny and then they're like they're not

438
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,440
Speaker 1: they're not they don't answer real But then you don't

439
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,159
Speaker 1: want to talk to the tor. There's someone like in

440
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,160
Speaker 1: the middle, but you know it's in the middle who

441
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: doesn't care either way, and it's just like not nervous

442
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:57,360
Speaker 1: to answer, and is there but is it eager to answer? Yes,

443
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 1: that is the best if you are that person, sit

444
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: up for unt something. If my show is the best

445
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 1: show for people with social anxiety to go to, I

446
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 1: will never ever the only reason I went to the

447
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,959
Speaker 1: cross because this guy helped raised up his hand and um,

448
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 1: and I immediately as soon as things it's the girl

449
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 1: showed that she was a little tense, I just completely

450
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 1: left her alone. I'm never gonna make you feel uncomfortable. UM, yeah,

451
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm super aware of that. And are you excited to

452
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 1: have your mom in town? Yeah? I mean stays like, yeah,

453
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 1: she's staying tonight and tomorrow tomorrow. Yeah she gets in

454
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 1: tonight and then tomorrow night too, and then on Thursday.

455
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: Uh as doing a show in Santa Barbara at this

456
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 1: like nice hotel that she met some fans of mine

457
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 1: at a show last tour and they were like, we

458
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 1: need to have you come perform at this hotel we own,

459
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,880
Speaker 1: and um, so they had actually fell they followed through

460
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,479
Speaker 1: these drunk guys that she was like, there's no way

461
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: they're going to actually do this. And so we're staying

462
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 1: at this amazing resort in Santa Barbara. I'm bringing my

463
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: mom up. We're getting massages and it's all comped and

464
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 1: it's so nice, and we're gonna sing Antihero together I

465
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: think Taylor Swift Anti Hero and then um, and then

466
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: I have two shows in California then the next two days,

467
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: so it's just like a weekend of California and that

468
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 1: it's just so nice to not have to get on

469
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: so many flights and but yeah, but the thing with

470
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: your parents is like it's the same thing on the

471
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: show alone. People just get in their heads about how

472
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,239
Speaker 1: much they miss their people at home, how much they

473
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: miss their family, how much they can't wait to see them.

474
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 1: And then they leave the show and they go home

475
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 1: and it's fun. It's like you know, greetings for like

476
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 1: an hour it lasts, and then it's back to like

477
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: taking granted. I always say granted because I'm trying to

478
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 1: say the opposite. I really can't say that phrase anymore

479
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: because I always get it wrong. Um. Even I missed

480
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: Chris so much this weekend. I told him when he

481
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,120
Speaker 1: got he got home last night. I got a little

482
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: bit of an attitude last night because he is working

483
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 1: on Beauty and the Beast and it's late nights now

484
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 1: because the show is like getting closer. This is what

485
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: TV production is. You just say goodbye to your loved

486
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: one and just it's all. It's like he's on the

487
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 1: show loan, like I won't see him, He'll get eaten

488
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: by a bear. Um. And he came home last night.

489
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: He said he's gonna be home at eight, and then

490
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: it was eight thirty. No, it was a thirty. Originally

491
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: was the latest, and then was more likely, and then

492
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,239
Speaker 1: it was he wasn't home until nine thirty. And I

493
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: just was like hungry missing him, wanting to see him.

494
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: And I just got a little bit of a tune

495
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, I did not mad at you.

496
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm just mad at like time and I missed you.

497
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: And I even told him that this weekend, I was

498
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 1: kind of in like a bomber mood for a little

499
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,719
Speaker 1: bit of it. Like I was just like kind of

500
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: down the first day, second day, and and Anna was like,

501
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 1: what's going on. I was like, I think I missed Chris.

502
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: Like I've never been able to miss I've never missed anyone. One.

503
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: I've never lived with anyone, like in the same bed

504
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: kind of thing. And um, I just was like sad.

505
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: And then I told him. I was like, I missed

506
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 1: you for the first time ever being on the road.

507
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: And he was like, okay, that doesn't feel like He

508
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: was like okay, And I was like And by the

509
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: third day I didn't miss him anymore because I was

510
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: like back to this is my life. I'm on the road.

511
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: I compartmentalize he's there, he's not even for me to

512
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: hang out with. I can't. It's almost like what I

513
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: say about when I lose money on something that money

514
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 1: was never mine to have, and I'm like, he's not

515
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: mine to have on Saturday and Sunday. Get out of

516
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: your head. If you think of your it is like

517
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 1: I can't have that person, then you don't miss him

518
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: as much. But I allowed myself to feel miss and

519
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: it was nice. Do you miss Brenna when you're on

520
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: the road. I mean, clearly, I do. I do. It's

521
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: it's hard especially clear Yeah, clearly, Um I feel does

522
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: Chris tell you that he misses does he? Like? What's

523
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: hard is like Brenna will like just be completely honest

524
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: about being depressed about missing me, and then I feel

525
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: like so bad about not being there for her, you know,

526
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: And it's just those guys. I'm just like, can you

527
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: just tell me that you don't miss like almost I

528
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: want her to be like, I'm living to my best life.

529
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 1: Don't ever come home again, you know. But yeah, of

530
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: course I miss her. I wish I got to a

531
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: place where I could bring her more often. I would

532
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: be fucking awesome. Yeah, but she has to work. Yeah,

533
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: she has to work like a fucking asshole. Yeah. I

534
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: can't believe. I know that's the ideal life too. Yeah,

535
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: Chris was he was like, I missed you too, But

536
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: he busies himself. He's used to be We're both he

537
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: said he missed me when he did social things. He's like,

538
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: I would stay longer at this thing if Nicky were

539
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: with me, That's what he said. He was like, But

540
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: when I'm home, just like working on my bike on

541
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: my computer watching football. I don't know, I don't think.

542
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: And in the same way like I missed him, Like

543
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 1: at the show, it's like I want someone to. I

544
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: just want to, Like you know, on you would be

545
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: with the March booth and I would just be like

546
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: I just want someone to, you know. It would just

547
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: be like that, or you know, going to bed at

548
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: night and wanting to and just wanting to watch a lot.

549
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: I think I just missed the show alone and I

550
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: couldn't watch you started Love his Mind again like the

551
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: new not Yet Not Yet. Um, it's last night, but

552
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: you only came on for one day. Why didn't you

553
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: fly just too straight? Oh? I guess just to see Brenna. Yeah,

554
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: and I guess I don't even know. I didn't really

555
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: think about Oh, because the Alabama thing was real last second. Um,

556
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: you had already booked the ticket from But I'm saying

557
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: in Austin all weekend, so I'm pretty excited about that.

558
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to like the Texas TCU football game

559
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 1: and it's really coming with you. Yeah, she's gonna come

560
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: on Thursday night and I'm from New York and yeah,

561
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: it's just like this show's Wednesday. I don't know these

562
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: weekday shows when you do the weekends, you're like I

563
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: set it up because I wasn't gonna do weekends and

564
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: now doing weekends. So it's just like, Okay, now I'm

565
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: going back to the airport. I'm home for like fifteen hours.

566
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: But it's good. Are doing weekends maybe occasionally, I mean

567
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: just randomly, right, but yeah, to have a weekend, Oh yeah,

568
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: it's gonna be it's gonna be fun. We're staying at

569
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: a cool hotel and whatever. But um, she picked me

570
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: up from the airport in her and that was fucking awesome.

571
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 1: Like there's nothing better than getting picked up from the

572
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: airport after a long trip by your girlfriend. And she's

573
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: like she has Jesus no, Well, I just want to

574
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: did what did you always say? No, I'm kidding if

575
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: he had a boner when he hugged her, because you

576
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: must have, like mr been horny for her. So yeah,

577
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: like how soon are you just like jumping each other's bones?

578
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: You know? Me, after a couple of flights, I just

579
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: want to sleep. I don't even have a boner the

580
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: next night. It takes a lot of blood to all

581
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: my blood's gone, I don't know where it goes, stayed

582
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: up in the air him like, oh no, no, no, no,

583
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: I mean we got no we it wasn't. It's like

584
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: it's no, I'm going through a dry spell of my

585
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: life that is not related to my boyfriend at all.

586
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: I just don't I don't crave. I gotta stay. I'm

587
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: too tired for sex. Sex takes too much work, so

588
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: much physical activity. It's like signing up for a however

589
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: many minutes it takes. It's too long. It's not too long,

590
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: it's just too And sometimes I'm just like, I don't

591
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: know what's going on. We you know it's He even

592
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: said something in the night like hey, I'm just sensing

593
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm not taking personally, but like you're not like into

594
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't know what's going on. It's like,

595
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: am I going to this age where it doesn't matter

596
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: to me anymore? Because I still it's still matters. Sometimes

597
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: I get really horny on planes for some reason, Like

598
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's that's where. Not all the time,

599
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: but sometimes, and please, I think it's like one out

600
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: of every hundred times, honestly, because that's how often I fly.

601
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: But that's where it will hit me. Sometimes. I never

602
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: get horny outside of my boyfriend like touching me or

603
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: me watching porn. I never am just like triggered by

604
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: something in the environment except what I'm on planes once

605
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: in a while one percent of times. So if you

606
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: see me on a plane, please don't think I'm like

607
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: getting wet and masturbating. It's not happening. No, not then,

608
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: because the first class to spread out, I gotta like

609
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: crumple in a ball to fantasy going. I had a

610
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: middle seat yesterday and two of the biggest guys ever,

611
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: and they were like, there's something to get the worst

612
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,239
Speaker 1: luck on flights, Like, I've never met anyone who has

613
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: worse people sitting next to him on flights in the middle.

614
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: What happened to you? What did you Why? Why are

615
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: you getting a middle late late booking? And you get

616
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: there and the guys have the can armrests. They already

617
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: are there before you, and they already have control of

618
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: the armrest, and you're like, okay, I'm in the middle

619
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: middle gets the armrest. That's but you don't go over

620
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: into the other person's seat, but you get the armrest,

621
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: So I couldn't get the arm rest from the guy

622
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: on the left, you just wouldn't give it up. The

623
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: best way to sleep in a middle seat is to

624
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: pile up your backpack on top of the table tray

625
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: and then lean forward on top of it, and it

626
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,719
Speaker 1: uses as a lean to and then like you can

627
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: go to sleep. And if you pile your sweatshirt too,

628
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: you want to pile it so high, so much higher

629
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: than you think. And that's the best way to sleep

630
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: on a middle seat. It's almost it's better than an aisle.

631
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: Aisle for me is the worst. You bring it up, though,

632
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: Should I brought it? Should I go, hey, hey, armrest,

633
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: middle guy? No, you would never do that. I would

634
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: even if I thought that was a good idea, I'd

635
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: know that you would have a million years, especially if

636
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: they were men. Andrew's terrified of men. I don't think

637
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: then women are. I think like your top like if

638
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: you if there's some hot women, you have less like

639
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: most men want to look cool in front of hot women,

640
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: but you want to look cool from hot men. And

641
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm the same way. I don't care about hot men

642
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: like being cool in front of them, were looking super hot.

643
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: I care about looking cool in front of women. What

644
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: is that, Yeah, because I just want we want friends

645
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: more than or we want social acceptance in the part

646
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: people that because men are never going to have me

647
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: in their tribe. They're never gonna invite me to their gatherings,

648
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: like they're not gonna have me. Really, they're just gonna

649
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: fuck me if they want me, whereas girls, if they

650
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: like you, they let they want to be friends with you.

651
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: That's the thing I think that's it is that I

652
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: want companionship more than I want to get brailed. Yes,

653
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: that's exactly what it is. That's exactly even though you

654
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: have a lot of girl friends, so they do offer

655
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: you companionship, yea, friends for women not as much. I

656
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: feel like I I I almost I feel it's attainable

657
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: to get guy friends, but to fuck these girls. For

658
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: most of my life, I didn't feel like it was

659
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: gonna happen anything. Okay, let's get to the news. Oh,

660
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, breaking news. Sorry do you understay the intro?

661
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: I just can't believe. I just got this text. Are

662
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: you okay? What's happening? He's trying to plug his computer in. Okay,

663
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: So I just on my group family chat. My dad

664
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: just sent a picture of Arlow with his eyes crossed. Okay,

665
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: and it says underneath Arlow's reaction to mats the ball soup,

666
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: what what sorry tells anti semitic? I don't know what

667
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: to make of this. It means it's it's making him

668
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: googly eyed. He like he likes it. Okay, let me

669
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: just check the That mean he likes it? Question mark?

670
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see um mots ball soup? Definitely what

671
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 1: was on best top one? Bottom one? That was Noah's

672
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 1: top one. I really want some mot Can you get

673
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: vegan mots of ball soup? There's no meat in it? Right, well,

674
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: the chicken stock, but you could probably vegetable stable stock. Yeah.

675
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: I just want to but you know that ball? Is it? Okay?

676
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: If I want to just take the ball and hold

677
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: it in my hand to go. Can you need an egg?

678
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: Say some our video? What you need an egg in

679
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: the mots of shit? I'm sure they they definitely have

680
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: that substances. I didn't say it extra t all right,

681
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: what's the news today? No? Uh? Where do you get

682
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: the mats ball soup? I don't know. No, Delhi's around

683
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: my parents house. Oh that means he does like it.

684
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: Confirmation We do have breaking news. It does mean he

685
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: likes it? Okay, good, can you do whenever he wants?

686
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: That's impressive even to cross eyed. That photo looks very artsy. Also, yeah,

687
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: he's wearing a striped shirt. I don't know. It just

688
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: looks very like modern art. Yeah. Yeah, I can wiggle

689
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: my ears. My party trucks are wiggle my ears. You

690
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: knows the prayer hands behind my back and back bend

691
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: and I can cross both eyes. Whoa like on different directions?

692
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: That's fine? Thanks this way? WHOA this way? So yeah,

693
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: it makes you look so dumb like that. It's really

694
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: I did it in my uber the other day. People

695
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: seem to like it all right, now, what is the news?

696
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, get to it already. Stop you have a yeah,

697
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: do you a bone or no? Onh when you have

698
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: a half stop. A TikTok influencer faces criminal charges after

699
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: hitting a golf ball and allegedly throwing her golf club

700
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:19,240
Speaker 1: into the Grand Canyon. Yeah this dumb bit, just she's

701
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 1: but she's been charged with tons of things disorderly conduct

702
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: because of her TikTok's. These people who do think if

703
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: you see a TikTok where someone is causing disruption or

704
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: pranking someone or just doing something. Don't watch it, don't

705
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: give it a view, don't give it a like, just

706
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: try to stop yourself from watching it, because these people

707
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: do not need rewards for this stupid behavior and everything staged,

708
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: and if it's not stage, it's just like a menace

709
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: to society. Hitting this good girl, I wish she fell

710
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: in my grand canyon. This girl is nothing. But I

711
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: don't even know who this girl is. But reading the

712
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: laundry list of things she's been like charged with and

713
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: arrested for on TikTok, is it wasn't there a ton

714
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: of stuff? Noah, Yeah, she's she's just like a disorderly

715
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: conduct person. Yeah, that's like her. TikTok is just all

716
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: that stuff. I don't know on TikTok. How often is

717
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: that stuff coming up for you? Andrew? Where you see

718
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: stuff that you're like, I don't need this ship. Um,

719
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: there's like I see a lot of fighting. I guess

720
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: because I watch it long enough to see the knock out.

721
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: Watch you don't give something like that. It's hard to

722
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow like saying, none of these people aren't talented,

723
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: and you're like I'll find the next and out person

724
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: and we got not from that. This one girliest one

725
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: she was. This girl was just doing impression of swift

726
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: ease and it was just a perfect impression. She was like,

727
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: you know, eighteen and just so funny, and I was like,

728
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: who is this girl? But um, I was reading this

729
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: article about TikTok and how it puts up really disturbing

730
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: content for some people and you can't help but watch it,

731
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: and then it gives you more disturbing content where like

732
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: animals are being abused, or people are dying, or people

733
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: are sharing their stories about like molestation and like just

734
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: triggering stuff. Like constantly, I am terrified to get on

735
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: TikTok to see that stuff. I don't want to see,

736
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: you know, animals dying or getting hurt or I just

737
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: that's why I never couldn't never watch um tosh point Oh.

738
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: I just don't want to see people's balls get ripped

739
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: open because they're you know, that's like so much of

740
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: what's happening, it's just exploding balls on that show. I

741
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: hear can cussed TikTok like in other countries. Well, well

742
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: it's a apparently this is like I don't know if

743
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: it's just rumored, but in like China, they'll show videos

744
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: of like kids doing math, and then to us they

745
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: show kids like dying in a fire to like make

746
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: us like like like what what the what videos are

747
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 1: being seen here? Apparently the video about like having like

748
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: um it was on Jon Stewart Show someone, which I

749
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: didn't even know if anyone watched that, but they clipped

750
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: it out and put it on Reddit, and it was

751
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: all about you know, socialized healthcare and how people are

752
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: like I like paying tech says, I pay thirty percent

753
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: tax and I like paying it because I don't have

754
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: to go. My kids get their school paid for and

755
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: they have a great education. I don't have to, Like

756
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: you get things if you pay taxes other places, and

757
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: here everyone hates taxes because you don't see the results

758
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: of it anywhere. It's so fucked other places at the

759
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: idea that we There was another Reddit the other day

760
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: that was like why do Americans think? Or it was

761
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: something about oh yeah, it was a foreigner saying why

762
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: do Americans think we want to be them? Like it

763
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: is not that way anymore. Everyone, like it's not unless

764
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 1: you're living in maybe like Mexico. It's maybe a dream,

765
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: but there's no one wants to be here anymore. Like

766
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. There's gonna be people like taking asylum from America.

767
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: Still the best. Yeah, And there's there's people that are

768
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: so much more famous than our celebrities. We think our

769
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: Hollywood is like the best, and it's like there's other

770
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 1: there's a there's Stilleberties sometimes online where I'll see them

771
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 1: and I go, this person is literally two hundred million

772
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: followers and I've never heard of her. A girl named

773
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: Antila or something, no idea who it is, and the

774
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: most face and she's dates Maluma or someone. I'm just like, yeah,

775
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: so famous, so much more famous than our Kardashian like

776
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: famous and we have no idea who they are. Our

777
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: world is so small. We gotta go to space. Okay, no,

778
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: what next? Okay next one? Alright, A good night's sleep

779
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 1: can make us more empathetic, more creative, and better partners.

780
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: A psychologist offers tips to get a good night's rest.

781
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: Let's see him alright, So during the day, instead of

782
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: reaching for a caffeine, plunge your head in the freezer.

783
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: The brief shock of cold activates your arousal system. Yeah,

784
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: cold showers wake you up, cold splash on the face,

785
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: head in the freezer. Oh man, this guy died in

786
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: a freezer the other night in Brooklyn. Did you see

787
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: that story? Was Queen Donut Place, and he was cleaning

788
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: the freezer overnight and he got trapped in at three am.

789
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: By six am he died. And he was a you know, immigrant,

790
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: working hard and like just got caught in this freezer.

791
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: And it's just so sad. Um It's okay, So stick

792
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: your head in a freezer to wake up. So these

793
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: are things to get a good night's sleep. Oh so,

794
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: don't have caffeine because caffeine will prevent good night's sleep. Yeah,

795
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: most people end up having caffeine in their systems as

796
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: they go to sleep if they drink it through the day.

797
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 1: Also another good one during the day, carve out time

798
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: for scheduled worry. So instead of waking up in the

799
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: middle of the night's starting to worry about stuff, if

800
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: you schedule time to worry during the day, you might

801
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: prevent it from I think that's what meditation is. Honestly, Yes,

802
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 1: they sat meditation and it was twenty minutes of Nike

803
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: me Sometimes focusing on my breath for like two seconds,

804
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: and then obviously then I would go off on a

805
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: worry tangent. And then by the end of it, because

806
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: you're stuck in your brain and it's just you get

807
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: to work some ship out, and then by the end

808
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: of it, I was just much more calmer. I think

809
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: meditation people have it as like you've got to be

810
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: still minded and I'm gonna be thinking the whole time.

811
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 1: That's what it is. That's what it is. And uh,

812
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: it seemed like I was doing it to just like

813
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: let's just get all let's let's run into the fire,

814
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: let's run into the freezer and see what's in there,

815
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: and then get through it and not get locked out.

816
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,760
Speaker 1: Um yeah, because I'm not. I haven't been meditating at all.

817
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: You know. I meditated for two years straight, every single day,

818
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: sometimes twice a day, and then I took I've been

819
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: on a break for years. Now I'm getting back into

820
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: it and I just needed it yesterday and it was

821
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 1: just me thinking the whole time and just worrying and

822
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: just working out about all the things I'm stressed out about,

823
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: and it actually helped. So um, okay, So what are

824
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: some others another one, declutter your bedroom, remove all unfinished tasks.

825
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: Like if you have like a pile of dirty laundry,

826
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: just put it in another room so you don't look

827
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: at it before, oh okay, or put in the corner

828
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: of your room one of the four corners, Like that's

829
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,479
Speaker 1: is true. Like when I have a really mess room,

830
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: it's harder for me to sleep. That truly checks out.

831
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: Yesterday I came home and um, Chris had hired a

832
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 1: cleaner for our apartment, and I walked into a spotless,

833
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: like the incredible clean apartment that I didn't even recognize

834
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: this airpob that we are stinging and uh. They even

835
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: made my weighted blanket that is on our bed into

836
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: a bow, like they squeezed the middle of it so

837
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: it was just a big bow on our bed. It

838
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: was so cute, and I slept so nicely because it

839
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: was just crisp and cool and it felt like I

840
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: was in a hotel. Yeah, there's something about that. Also,

841
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: if you have like a worry mind, you're just gonna

842
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: be thinking about like somehow that those clothes on the

843
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: floor is going to be part of your dream. It's

844
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: in your head somewhere that you're in the room, clean,

845
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: go away, I guess, but that just feels like something's unfinished.

846
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: I just think the idea is like something's unfinished in

847
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 1: your house, and that's why you're not gonna be able

848
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: to sleep perfectly. I know, anyone ever have everything to

849
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: a podcast about time management and they found that it

850
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: is people that have no time for anything, and um uh,

851
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: the you know their their whole schedule is boom blah

852
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: boh boah boom. They are miserable, okay, and then the

853
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: more time people have, they get happier and happier and

854
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: happier happier, and then the people with all the time

855
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: in the world, it goes back to miserable. So it

856
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: is as just as miserable as people that have. So

857
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: it's a it is about a balance of like that's

858
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: why four days into a vacation you're kind of just

859
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: like I kind of don't like doing nothing, like I

860
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: gotta that's why the pandemic made us all crazy, Like

861
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: having nothing isn't good, but man, the idea that something

862
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: is coming, Like I have a photo shoot tomorrow and

863
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: it's already stressing me out because I have no shoes.

864
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: I think when they do it like bare feet, just

865
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: because I don't have any shoes to where I didn't

866
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: bring enough here. Um, and that's what my that's my

867
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: stress today is that I have a photo shoot tomorrow

868
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: on top of filming a show, and then I've said

869
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: to night my mom's in town, and I don't have

870
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: shoes or cute clothes for it, and I could hire

871
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: my stylist, but it would be thousands of dollars and

872
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: I just don't want to do it. So what do

873
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: I do? Put out a Instagram story of best shoes

874
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: to wear with this dress? I don't know. Do something

875
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: that's Julie's shoes, but then I have to get shoes.

876
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: Julie wears size six and a half and I'm a

877
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: nine and a half, so that ain't gonna shoes. That's

878
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: actually a good idea. Probably, it's just being a woman

879
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: is garbage sometimes everyone the bound of shoes you have

880
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: to have for different outfits. If I were a guy,

881
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: I could just wear one pair of shoes and change

882
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: out my pants. Chris was tying on stuff the other

883
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: night and I was just like, this is so easy.

884
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: We're at the store, like you went, you went shopping. No,

885
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: he bought a bunch of stuff from Bonobos and was

886
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: doing a little fashion show here and I was just like,

887
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 1: that looks good. That looks good. That looks good. And

888
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: it's all just muted colors, the same shirt and different colors,

889
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: the same pants, different colors like one of them. It's

890
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: so fucking easy. And I know it's not easy for

891
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: all men, Like some guys don't know what the funk

892
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: they're doing. But women, you've got to have, you know,

893
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: the jewelry to match the thing, like and I know

894
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: you don't have to, but man, it ups your look. Man,

895
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 1: it ups your look. All right, we gotta go to break.

896
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: We'll come back with more bitching and monan after it is.

897
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: We're back. Um, My mom just wrote me. By the way, Nikki,

898
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: did you happen to buy a lottery ticket? Because two

899
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: billion dollar one was in Los Angeles County and they

900
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 1: haven't found the winner. But no, yeah, two billion dollars

901
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: someone one that Jack bought. Yeah, I know, I know

902
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: it's so much money. Um, but no it was it

903
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: wasn't me, It wasn't me. Um, all right, let's do

904
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,919
Speaker 1: it's been a while. Let's do. Um, it's been a while. Um,

905
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Why do I care? Right now,

906
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: it's our celeb story of the Day, Sleb Story of

907
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: the Day, newly crowned People's Sexiest Man Alive. Chris Evans

908
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: jokes he's already feeling his age getting older. Things are

909
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: clicking and sore and it's harder to wake up. Yeah,

910
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: i'd say things are clicking. You just got People's Sexiest

911
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: Man Alive. Things are clicking? What if? First of all,

912
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: I don't agree, no offense to Chris Evans. He is

913
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,240
Speaker 1: not a hot guy that has ever been on my radar.

914
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: I love hot guys. I even told Chris last night.

915
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't get this one. He is

916
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: such a plain Jane. There's nothing about him that's interesting.

917
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: It's just so blamed one feeling it. No, you feel

918
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: it at forty one a little bit how you feel

919
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: things clicking and sticking. But like, um, okay, so he's

920
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: getting older, but he's he looks better with age. I

921
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: have to say that as the and he did when

922
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: he was in his twenties and he was in like, um,

923
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: not another team movie or whatever. I just have never

924
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: been attracted to him. You know, who is a guy

925
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: that looks like him, who is does have that next

926
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: level hotness? What's his name? From Top Gun? The blonde

927
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: guy from Top Gun looks like Chris Evans, but like

928
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: has a hotness to him, the one that we thought

929
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: like like a chocolate bunny. Yeah, the one that you

930
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: thought it was card chocolate. Chris Evans looks like he's

931
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: card of chocolate. To me, its like he's too like America.

932
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: He's just the American may man. Like if you think

933
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: of like someone blue eyes just I don't, you know,

934
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,399
Speaker 1: but I don't. He's just like very American. He's just

935
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: you know what I want in my blond, boring white men.

936
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,760
Speaker 1: I want to cris Pine. There's like structure to his face,

937
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: there's piercing blue eyes. There's like full lips. I don't want.

938
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Um. Who's the guy that Katie

939
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: Holmes dated? Who is in? Um? Not? I know what

940
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: you did? Lest or maybe he wasn't. Freddy Prince was

941
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: a great looking guy. But this guy, he was an

942
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: election He's just kind of like and he was an

943
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: American pie. Remember that guy. Oh Stiffler, No, Stiffler is

944
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: a great looking blonde guy. This guy isn't blonde. American pie.

945
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:21,760
Speaker 1: He was like the jock guy. Hold on, Chris Pine

946
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: is a is A is a more interesting looking Chris Evans, Kleine,

947
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: Chris Klein boring looking, that's what that. Chris Pine and

948
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,479
Speaker 1: Chris Klein and Chris Wait the same to me. Yes,

949
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: I see that. They're just it's boring. And I have

950
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: a boring face too. I mean it takes one to

951
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: no one, so it's it just doesn't do it for me. Um,

952
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 1: sexiest man of life? Who would you, guys say it's

953
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: like to win like Tom Hardy because you want to

954
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: Who Tom Hardy? Okay, I've never really gotten into one,

955
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: but really I like drugged. He's not He looks like

956
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: a model, but he's just awful. He's cauliflower either. He

957
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: looks no what No, this guy? Yes, he does not.

958
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: Maybe that was one of his ears, is coming out

959
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: too far and not that that's a horrible thing. And

960
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: his I think his nose is I don't like his nose.

961
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,439
Speaker 1: He just looks like a normal person that you would see.

962
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: He'll be mine. He's too normal. No, I mean they're

963
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: that's a sexy man right there. Let me see. He

964
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 1: kind of looks like I think that is a basic guy.

965
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: That's a guy that put on the suit that just

966
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: that guy could manage a quiz nose. No, that guy

967
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: is not special. There's nothing special about the guy's looks.

968
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 1: I will not allow it. But Tom Hardy, if you're listening,

969
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: you are special to me. What about someone like sashr

970
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 1: like something outside the box. It's not like you sexiest

971
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: man alive? No, yeah, I mean, are you going to

972
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: go with didn't want his name just went and Paul

973
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: Rudd just one recently? Yeah, he won last year. I

974
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: get that. But Paul Rudd again, it is just that

975
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: all American look. He looks like Chris Evans. If Chris

976
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: Evan has never worked out like they k that'd be hot.

977
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I mean it'd be weird to be mine. Now,

978
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: I guess mine is probably God who is just like

979
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: brand It mean Cole from Blunt Love is Blood he's

980
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: so cute. No, he's a cutie. Um Clay from season

981
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: eight of Alone. Holy moly, I had to tell Chris,

982
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, I am attracted to it? Is it weird

983
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: to be watching a show with your boyfriend and just

984
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: you feel so attracted to one of the people you

985
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: have to let him know. Like if I was watching

986
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend, I'd be like, I like, I can't

987
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: get over it. Like I had to tell him. So

988
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: Clay at the beginning about the feelings built, and I

989
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 1: was like, I'm keeping this to myself. And then it

990
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: felt like it was eating a secret from him because

991
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: every time Clay would come on screen, and so now

992
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: it's a joke with us. Every time Clay does ever anything,

993
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: I'm just like, he is just so strong he is,

994
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: he's poetic, like he misses his I'm just like he

995
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: mentions his wife and I like growl. Um. Yeah, it's

996
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: become like a joke for us. But I felt like

997
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: I felt like I was cheating on him with my

998
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: thoughts by watching the show with him and not telling

999
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: him how I felt about Clay. Um, all right, let's

1000
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: get to our Wednesday segment that Noah has come up with.

1001
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: I love this idea, it's new, it's fun, let's do it. Okay,

1002
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: this segment is called finish the Taylor Swift Lyric. I'm

1003
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: going to read a Taylor Swift lyric and you guys

1004
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: are going to finish it with your own interpretation, with

1005
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: our own words. So we're not guessing what the It's

1006
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: not like this is a guessing game of like how

1007
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: well do you know Taylor Swift's lyrics? This is like

1008
00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: how would you finish the song if you were talking? Yes, okay,

1009
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: this is gonna be okay. So first one, they say,

1010
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: all's well, that ends well, but I'm in a new hell.

1011
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: Um let me just add the word every time every

1012
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,959
Speaker 1: time you every time you so she's talking to someone,

1013
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: so they say, all's well, that ends well, but I'm

1014
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: in a new hell. Every time you blank um mine

1015
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:33,439
Speaker 1: would be asked me to go hiking. Oh, we don't

1016
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: have to sing it. It's just all's well, that ends well,

1017
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: But I'm in a new hell. Every time you asked

1018
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: me to go outside, you said, if we stopped it

1019
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: ari I, we could get some good supplies. That would

1020
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: make it so. I didn't want to die. The idea

1021
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: of you and me on a cliff is disgusting it.

1022
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Now, let's watch alone

1023
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: and did I want to watch people being outside? I

1024
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. Please don't make me ted.

1025
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: I forgot your name is Chris okay Cline? Okay, Andrew?

1026
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: What makes you want to die or what's your I'm

1027
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: in a new hell every time you asked me to

1028
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: go shop being because we never just get one thing.

1029
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 1: I like to go in and out. I don't want

1030
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: to sit there while you try on forty things. Seriously

1031
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: in the store. Does she like you to look at

1032
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: her in different things? Does she need your support? Why

1033
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: does she not just go by herself? Because I think

1034
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 1: that is probably it. He likes when I sit down

1035
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: when I have this ship, I gotta find one in

1036
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,760
Speaker 1: north rooms? Is it all the way to the left.

1037
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: Oh it's to the right. Oh my god, I'm gonna ship.

1038
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I feel shopping with my part. It's

1039
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: so boring. He takes longer than me. I go into

1040
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: stores and then I see a shirt, I put it

1041
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 1: over my shirt that I am wearing in store. I

1042
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,959
Speaker 1: don't go and try it on in a dressing room

1043
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: because I know the lightning will be shipped and I'll

1044
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: look like I'm on zoom. Yeah. I hate going shopping too.

1045
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: And Chris takes longer than me. And it's not it's

1046
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: he's it's not like he's like torturous, but I end

1047
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: up being like sitting on the couches with the guys

1048
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: that are waiting for their wives. He likes shopping like

1049
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: and taking his time and trying on things and being meticulous.

1050
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 1: And I just don't like you. Well, you want these

1051
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: nikes and they're a champs. Let's let's do it. That's fun.

1052
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: Let's go. We'll go there. That's shopping is to women,

1053
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: shopping is like let's see what's out there and see

1054
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: what's but and I do night shopping. I know it

1055
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: went shopping. Um. We went to the vintage store that

1056
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: was so successful. Did that mini skirt work just for

1057
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: home use? And a black miniskirt? What happened? For just

1058
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: like a black mini skirt? He did have a boner.

1059
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: I was looking for a black mini skirt for I

1060
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: don't know how many months that I didn't like spend

1061
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: too much money on because I don't like wearing mini

1062
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: skirts in public. We walk into this vintage shop. Nikki

1063
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: is in there for less than two seconds and she's like,

1064
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: here you go. It really was the first thirties. I'm

1065
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: so fast, I'm just so efficient, but I you know,

1066
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: we were there. I got a really cool belt with

1067
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: stars on it. I got some pants that I like

1068
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 1: that I love too, So I do like shopping, but

1069
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: I like vintage shopping, and that's where you go. And

1070
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna find, but mall shopping,

1071
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: retail shopping. When I just see everything as a future landfill,

1072
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 1: it makes me want to Okay, next to the next one,

1073
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: how do we end up on the floor anyway? You say? Okay,

1074
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: so this is um. Your boyfriend or your girlfriend asked you,

1075
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: how do how do we end up on the floor anyway?

1076
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: You say? And then what do you say? Um? Wait again, no,

1077
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: she asked that. So you asked, how do we end

1078
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: up on the floor anyway? And then what do they say?

1079
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: Or let's do it the other way? They ask you?

1080
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: How did you Yes, that's how I imagine you guys

1081
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: are on the floor. Okay, so we're on You're on

1082
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: the floor with your significant other okay, okay, okay, and

1083
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: in the morning and then you, um, they asked, how

1084
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: did we end up on the floor anyway? You say?

1085
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: And then what do you say? I started drinking again

1086
00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I had a few yeager bombs. It

1087
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: was my way and now I just fucking PiZZ I

1088
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 1: bent down to pet our cat Nacho that's how, or

1089
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 1: whatever you cat say, mango, that's how. And now I

1090
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: can't get up now because I'm like Chris Svans sucking

1091
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: we I'm like Chris Evans because like I can't get

1092
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: up either. You know, we're so alike your creaky bones.

1093
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: Have you ever started having sex on your bed and

1094
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: you end up on the floor somehow? That's happened like

1095
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: twice in our relationship, and it's really five year old,

1096
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 1: sneaky fucking a. I know, I don't. I don't think

1097
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 1: we've ever ended up on the floor. Um, actually no,

1098
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: that's not true. We have, but that was when we

1099
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: were um because there, yeah, that we've ended up on floor.

1100
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: It's been so long though since it's been like that.

1101
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: I did read a thing on Reddit yesterday that was like,

1102
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: just know that anytime you go over someone's house and

1103
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: you're on their couch, they've had that couple has had

1104
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: sex on that of that, and I was like, Yeah,

1105
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: I used to have a couch and my roommate had

1106
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: sex on my couch before I did. You had sex

1107
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: with the couch. That's different. That comes inside the couch,

1108
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: thank you, that's on top of it. Has he said

1109
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: that when he was a kid, he used to stick

1110
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: his dicken between the couch cushions and that's how he

1111
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: would smart. I don't understand why more people wouldn't do that. Um,

1112
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 1: how did that end up on the floor? Anyway? Um,

1113
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: we're staying at an Airbnb and the table is small

1114
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,439
Speaker 1: and that's the only place we could eat our tie.

1115
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: So that's why I'd be on the floor with my

1116
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: boyfriend probably is eating food or or Yeah, but I

1117
00:59:58,040 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: can't see us having sex on this floor. It's very

1118
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: rough and hard and not maybe next lyric. Yeah, we Yeah,

1119
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: if we started on the floor, we'd end up in

1120
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: the basement. Have you banged on that couch behind your shoulder? No?

1121
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 1: Not yet? Have not? Someone at that airbnb? Has that

1122
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: made me feel sad? When I read the thing, I

1123
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: was like Chris and I haven't Christ And that fucking

1124
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: love seat it's not a love seat yet, love seat

1125
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: on this face? Okay, alright? This next lyric comes from

1126
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: Nothing New, which features Phoebe Bridgers. Phoebe Bridgers. Yeah, and

1127
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 1: I know it's sad, but this is what I think about.

1128
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: I wake up in the middle of the night, what

1129
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: do you think about? And I know it's said probably

1130
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: what exactly what that song is about, which is being

1131
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 1: replaced by younger women. Um, but mine is actually what

1132
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: do I wake up in the middle night thinking about, um,

1133
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: the photo shoot I have to do the next day

1134
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: and how much sleep I'm not going to get before

1135
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: just looking at my week and worrying about it. Isn't

1136
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: it funny you wake up in the middle of night

1137
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: when you could be sleeping, to worry about how much

1138
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: sleep you're not going to get the coming days. That's

1139
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 1: what I worry about. I worry about how Um, I'm

1140
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 1: going to have to cancel a meeting that I do

1141
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: the next day and postpone it, which is what I'm

1142
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: going to do right after this meeting or where I'm

1143
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: this meeting, this podcast, I'm going to postpone a meeting

1144
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 1: that I don't want to have because I just don't

1145
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: have any thing to really say yet on the matter.

1146
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: And um yeah, and then I'm gonna go crawl back

1147
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: in bed, and uh, it's a clean room, so I'm

1148
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: gonna sleep. Well, what about you, Andrew, what do you

1149
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: worry about the middle of the night. Probably it depends.

1150
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: But if I have to do something in the morning.

1151
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: I tend to worry about waking up in the morning,

1152
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 1: which then keeps me up at night, which is fucking annoying.

1153
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: So like a flight or yeah, something that you can't

1154
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: get out of, uh tea time I feel anything that

1155
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I can't get away from. If I

1156
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 1: feel trapped by any means I'm very bad. That's just

1157
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: in anything in my life. But yeah, yes, that and

1158
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:02,919
Speaker 1: probably like yeah that and just I don't know, there's

1159
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: so many sad fucking things going on in the world.

1160
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,959
Speaker 1: How can you sleep perfectly? I always wonder how people.

1161
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, I sleep all the way through tonight. I

1162
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: never would like how never I wake up in the night.

1163
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: But I don't. I really don't wake up to worry.

1164
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: I don't. I I don't think I said that. But

1165
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 1: I wake up to go to the bathroom, and then

1166
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: I just go back to bed. It's rare that I

1167
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: don't just go back to see you look at your

1168
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: phone when you go to the bathroom, well you, because

1169
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm usually it's still tired. Yeah, I just wake up

1170
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: bleriod and I just go to the bathroom and then

1171
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: I just kind of go back to bed, and I

1172
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: look at the time and then I just fall back asleep. Okay,

1173
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: if you have to pee or poop, do you what

1174
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 1: do you do in the middle of the night. No,

1175
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: that's never happened. What what wait? Wait, You've never I've

1176
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: never had to wake up in the middle of the

1177
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 1: night and had to poop. Ever, literally, ever, my body

1178
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: just knows that it's not time in the middle of

1179
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: the night. That's just it wouldn't happen for me. You've

1180
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: never had bubble guts in your stomach and you're like,

1181
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: oh no, I can't wait. Wait the morning. I've never

1182
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: really poop in the morning either. It's always like after

1183
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: I have like it'll be after this podcast that it's

1184
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: like time for me. Wow in the night? Man? Really yeah,

1185
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: but I was going to ask if you turn the

1186
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 1: light on or do you just ship in the dark,

1187
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: or do you pee in the dark? No? I turned

1188
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: it depends. I can do both though it doesn't wake

1189
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: me up to turn on the light too much. Just

1190
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: don't look at your phone. Don't go back in your phone.

1191
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna wake you up. It's almost like you want

1192
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: to stay up, like you guys gotta You're only up

1193
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: to give the bathroom and then get back in your

1194
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: little sleeping bag. Alright, final thought, Let's do one more.

1195
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: And now that I'm grown, I'm scared of and now

1196
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 1: that I've grown, I'm scared of the show alone. No,

1197
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm scared of now, And now

1198
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: that I'm grown, I'm scared of um not being as

1199
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: talented as people think I am, or that I've tricked

1200
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 1: everyone into thinking I am grown. I'm scared of people

1201
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: having expectations for me and not meeting them. And now

1202
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,800
Speaker 1: that I'm grown, I'm scared of comedians talking behind my

1203
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: back and saying I'm not that funny. And now that

1204
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: I'm grown, I'm scared of um people making fun of me.

1205
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 1: And now that i'm grown, I'm scared of my skin

1206
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: falling off my face. And now that i'm grown, i'm

1207
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 1: scared of um just aging. And now that i'm grown,

1208
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 1: I'm scared of my hair falling out. And now that

1209
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,959
Speaker 1: I'm grown, I'm scared of not having cut of clothes.

1210
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,920
Speaker 1: And now that I'm grown, I'm scared of all the

1211
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: same thing not scared of when I was young. What

1212
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: about you? Grown, I'm scared I can't get hard without

1213
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: a pill. Okay, that's it for us. You guys, thank

1214
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: you for listening to the show. We will be back

1215
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: tomorrow with one more show for throughout out the we

1216
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. See you this weekend hopefully,

1217
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: and don't be Cat and Jack. But because I couldn't

1218
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 1: think of anything else. Yeah classic. It feels like a

1219
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 1: nice pot today, Yeah yeah, Jack pottery